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Coronation Street S66E109 Friday 19th September 2025
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00:00Oh
00:25God, look at this place
00:27There's boxes everywhere, I'm spilling tea
00:30Man, this place's a tip
00:32All right, give me a chance
00:35Touch you this morning
00:37You know I'm in court tomorrow
00:39The slightest little thing could go against me
00:41I mean, if Danny saw this place
00:43She'd say we were living in a dumper and she'd tell the judge
00:45My home's completely unsuitable for Millie
00:47Er, I think the judge will probably understand that we've just moved in
00:51The main thing for Millie is to know that you're here for her if she needs you
00:55She might be against you right now, but you're still a dad
00:58I suppose
01:00I just...
01:02Just hope we can get that across in court
01:04I mean, if Danny had her way, I wouldn't see the kids at all
01:12Do you know what?
01:13Erm...
01:14I'm er...
01:15I'm gonna go for a walking clip made
01:16I think that's probably a good idea
01:18But I'll start unpacking here
01:20Are you sure you...
01:21You don't want to wait until I'm back?
01:22No, you've got enough going on through your head
01:25Without...
01:26Worrying about all this stuff
01:28Right, I'll take the hit now and you can make it up to me when we're the other side of this hearing
01:32All right, thanks
01:33We're a team, right?
01:35Always hear if you need me
01:37Always hear if you need me
01:44Girl, did you finish?
01:45What?
01:46Don't you give me a chance?
01:47I ain't even ate it yet
01:48You're rushing them, love
01:49Yeah, because I don't want to be late, do I?
01:51On my first day back at work
01:52Fizz, they know what's happened
01:53They won't give you a hard time
01:54No!
01:55Of course
01:56You're taking on too much
01:57I'm sure Carla will give you some time off
02:00And if you really want to work
02:01Just let me and my mum get the girls ready for school
02:03Yep, that's fine with me
02:05Tanya, is that all right?
02:06Yeah
02:07Okay, come on, kids
02:08Shoes
02:09Okay, right, yeah, because I do need the shower, thank you
02:12You're not hungry, love?
02:13No
02:14Let me get up
02:15Come on, you don't have to worry about your dad
02:16He's a big strong boy, you know
02:18He'll be out running you
02:19New trainers are no new trainers
02:21Go on, get your shoes
02:23What are you playing at?
02:25Just trying to keep the spirits up
02:26Yeah, Tyrone did that yesterday
02:28We don't know, do we?
02:30If he's going to make a full recovery
02:31Sorry, we can pray, but
02:34When it comes to these girls
02:37I have no idea what to do for the best
02:38Woah
02:39No
02:42No
02:43No
02:44You up
02:48Hey
02:49Hey
02:50Can't believe I kept this
02:51It's like a history of camp fashion
02:53What's these here?
02:54What's wrong with it?
02:55You think?
02:56Yeah, yeah, lovely and vintage
02:58Yeah, you've got to keep it
02:59I'm just going to put it in the throw pan
03:01Where's Theo?
03:02Oh, he's popped out
03:03He's worried about this court case
03:05Really stressing him out
03:06All right, well
03:07Yeah, I've got you a little housewarming gift
03:09Aw, that's really sweet
03:11Yeah, I need to unpack this lot
03:13And then
03:14There's a little surprise for Theo
03:16I'm going to paint the spare room
03:18So that Millie's got somewhere to chuck her stuff
03:20She needs a place that, you know, she can call her own
03:23Or at least a room where she can put her
03:25No Tod's allowed sign up
03:26Yeah, that's a lovely idea
03:28I mean, that's if she's allowed to stay
03:31You know what Danielle believes
03:32I mean, it's just mudslinging, but
03:34It might work
03:35She hates him
03:37Yeah
03:38It is a mess
03:40Hey, not to rush you, but
03:42He's only gone for a couple of hours
03:43I'd better get a move on
03:44Do you want to hand?
03:46Really?
03:47Yeah, well
03:48I've got nothing better to do
03:50Well, I mean, George has had some sort of
03:52Work meeting cancelled as well, I could rope in and all
03:55All right
03:58Nice start, Harry
04:06All right?
04:07Do you know, Summer
04:09I've got to take my hat off to the pair of you
04:11You work together, you play together
04:13What's your secret?
04:14Well, there's no secret, we're just a good team
04:17Must get on each other's nerves, though
04:19Yeah, of course we do, what are you getting at?
04:21Did you just swing by to pick up our marriage?
04:24Er, no, actually
04:25Came to see how Tyrone is
04:28Oh, he's still in a bad wake
04:30He could be off for months
04:32We still don't know if he'll walk again
04:34Oh, so you're a mechanic down, you must be rushed off your feet
04:37We'll manage
04:38Well, you could always get your brother in if it gets too much
04:41He's been back in
04:43Always seems to want to help his family
04:46Look, I fancy a brew
04:47Do you want one?
04:48Er, yeah, please
04:49Talk about the perfect couple
04:53Shame it's just a sham
04:55You just love stirring the pot, don't you?
04:57Watching me sweat
04:58What I didn't love was seeing you and Loverboy making out in the kitchen
05:02It was gross
05:03Actually, I might use the money you give me to pay for trauma therapy
05:06You're just a grubby little peeping Tom
05:09It's probably the only action you're getting
05:11You're very cocky, aren't you?
05:13For somebody with a dirty secret
05:15No, please
05:16Don't talk at me
05:17Look, we can't raise them
05:18Well, try harder
05:20We've got 500 quid, but we can't get any more
05:23Look, we're gonna have to pay the rest in instalments
05:26Can I just stop you there?
05:29I don't want it in dribs and drabs
05:31I want the full amount
05:33And I want it today
05:34Tracy
05:35Look, Abi
05:36Sell some it
05:38Steal some it
05:39But if I don't get that money
05:42I will tell Kevin the truth
05:45I'm sorry
05:57That's pretty clean
05:58Are you sure you need us?
05:59Yeah, superficially clean maybe
06:01Doesn't mean to say it doesn't need some work, does it?
06:03See, I follow a cleanfluencer online called Sasha Scrub
06:06A cleanfluencer?
06:07Yeah, yeah
06:08It's like an influencer but they give you cleaning tips
06:10And Sasha, he prides himself on this cleaning process he uses
06:13Called Sasha's Scorched Earth
06:15Well, I don't think that's needed here
06:17I mean
06:18Things need unpacking
06:20The place is well kept
06:22To the untrained eye maybe
06:24Scrubbers like me, Brian, we strive for perfection
06:27Guys, you can leave the cleaning obsession at the door
06:30I just need help
06:31For putting things away
06:33I'm not sure I even need this many people
06:35But thanks
06:36Anyway, all of you
06:37The fact that we're all here
06:38All right
06:39Shows how much we all care about you
06:40Well, it's appreciated either way
06:43Right, I had better tackle that spare room
06:46Make it nice for Millie
06:48George, can you help me?
06:50Yeah, yeah, of course
06:51Todd
06:52Mate, if we all put our heads together here
06:54We can have this job turned round in no time
06:56Great
06:57Oh, actually
06:58I'd better pop downstairs and get some picky bits
07:01Keep the troops happy
07:02No, no, Todd
07:03Come here
07:04I can do that
07:05You stay here and crack on, all right?
07:08There you go
07:09I suppose we should dive in
07:11The kitchen's as good a place to start as any
07:13Do you have any preferences for where things are put?
07:15Are you happy for me to improvise?
07:17Honestly, Brian
07:18As long as it's taken out of there and stacked away
07:20I'll be happy
07:21Aye, aye, come on
07:34You all right?
07:35Just had a visit off Tracy
07:37She was playing games, toying with me
07:39And then she got nasty
07:40She wants all of the money today
07:42I knew she wouldn't have gone with the instalment idea
07:44She thinks we're messing her about
07:46She's not wrong, is she?
07:47Can't pretend we're not racking our brains trying to figure out a way out of this
07:50It's not good enough
07:51We need a plan, like a proper plan
07:53I got the 500 quid
07:55I'm gonna give her that, but that's the end of it
07:58She's just said she won't take instalments
08:00I'm not suggesting that
08:01Tracy's a blackmailer trying her luck
08:03She can have 500 quid or nothing
08:06She'll never let it get this far
08:16Look, Becky, it's wonderful to find out you're alive but you can't just rock up whenever you feel like it
08:27I came to see Betsy
08:29Look, yesterday was incredible
08:47And I love the fact that you've been watching over me but
08:50I'm feeling a lot of things right now
08:55Do you know, I grieved you and this is...
08:57This is weird
09:03I don't know if I wanna see you right now
09:05I've got so much making up to do
09:09Look, I know we said that you could stay local for a bit longer
09:12But that doesn't change the fact that us all being together is dangerous
09:15I know I need to keep a low profile
09:17I'm not gonna do anything stupid but I can't stay away
09:20I wanna protect you
09:21You could put us all in danger
09:23I can't just disappear again
09:25PHONE RINGS
09:31Hello, Roy
09:33Come on
09:34I just wondered if...
09:36Carla
09:37Could you walk Freddy for me?
09:38I'm sorry, Roy
09:39I'm a bit tired of it at the moment, you know
09:41Sorry, we've just got comfort
09:43Sorry
09:51You're Becky Swain
09:55I knew it was you the moment I saw you
10:13You hadn't even met me
10:15Look, it's not difficult to recognise the woman in that photograph
10:19The woman whose death you spoke so movingly of
10:23At that point I didn't know the truth, Roy
10:26If we hadn't just turned up now
10:29I don't think you'd ever told me
10:31Of course I would
10:32Eventually
10:33It seems to me
10:36That I was only told
10:38When the fact of Becky's return became impossible to deny
10:42I'm sorry, it's...
10:43We all only recently found out the truth
10:46Becky's death was all part of a covert police operation
10:50Tell him
10:54My life, Lisa and Betsy's lives were in danger
10:57So my superiors organised for me to leave the country
11:01And they certified the death of someone who wasn't me
11:07But leaving Lisa and Betsy grieving seems a very cruel thing to do
11:12But looking on the bright side
11:14The plan worked, I survived
11:16And the man who wanted to kill me is dead
11:18With the threat gone
11:19He decided I could come out of hiding
11:21Just in time for Betsy's 18th
11:24They're not altogether safe though, are they?
11:27Which is why you can't tell anybody, Roy
11:29But I'm not a liar, unlike your superiors
11:32And I'm not going along with this
11:34And furthermore, your return therefore has put all of these people in grave danger
11:40I know, but it's complicated
11:43I told you I had seen her alive
11:46And you made me think that I was going mad
11:49Oh no, I'm sorry
11:51I just, I couldn't tell you
11:53Yes, you could
11:54I couldn't, Roy, please
11:56I've got a dog to walk, come on, Freddie
11:58Roy, please
11:59Roy, come on, Freddie, come on
12:03Okay, I'll
12:09Why have you got that thing out?
12:11Well, Lecky's gone, so I had to dig this out
12:13I think it gives the shop a certain rustic charm, don't you?
12:17When did this happen?
12:18About an hour ago
12:19No one else is affected
12:21Oh, nightmare
12:22I'm going to have to call an electrician
12:24We can't stay open because the till won't work
12:26We're going to lose a fortune
12:28Because of a power cut, really?
12:30Mother wasn't so defeatist when Ted Heath brought in a three-day week
12:34I mean, I know we're lucky if you do two days, what with your shenanigans
12:37Oi, cheeky!
12:38I mean, we could huddle round this
12:40Have a game of gym rummy
12:42Hide and seek
12:43Learn a new language
12:45Huddle round?
12:47Mary, it's midday in September
12:49It's going to be hours before we need that
12:51Look, there's no point in you hanging about if the till's not working
12:54Go home, don't worry, you'll still get paid
12:57I don't like seeing you idle
13:00You get into mischief
13:02Text me if it comes back on
13:03Yeah, will do
13:08Aw
13:09Come to buy flowers for your bit on the side, have you?
13:12Don't start them
13:13I want my money
13:14Five hundred there, take it or leave it?
13:19I want all of it, today
13:21Oh, come on, Tracey, you've had your fun, that's all you're getting
13:25I'll decide if I want more
13:27And for as long as I feel like
13:30Are you awake?
13:45I am now, aren't I?
13:48I just saw your doctor
13:51She's very pleased with your progress
13:54Yeah
13:55I mean, it's early days, but
14:00The place says we're not to rush you
14:02Hmm
14:03A couple of your name months
14:05While that lunatic's out there running free
14:08Yeah
14:09What kind of madman runs somebody over and then drives off, eh?
14:13I bet they were thinking like
14:15What's the sentence for death by a dangerous driver
14:17Or
14:18But they wasn't sure most people aren't these days
14:21Oh
14:22I could be dead
14:24Well, you're not dead
14:26And, and, you know
14:28We'll find them, don't worry
14:30Hmm
14:31Better I'd do
14:33Just feels okay
14:35Yes, yes, she's good
14:37Back at work, you know
14:39So she doesn't have to think about you all the time
14:41And I can hold the fort
14:43The kids will just have to muck in
14:44Yeah, listen
14:45Let Mum help too
14:46She wants to
14:47Yeah, well, you know
14:50We'll all pull together
14:51Where's Kev?
14:52Test driving that hatchback he's been working on a lot longer, how'd you get on?
14:57Yeah, she took the money, but she wants more
14:59Instead of letting her torture us like this
15:01Maybe we should come clean and tell Kev ourselves
15:02No
15:03Well, it means we could take back control from Tracy, I hate the thought of him hearing it from her
15:05I don't think that
15:06Yeah, I don't think there's a kind way to find out your brother's been sleeping with your wife
15:08But what if your wife's coming clean about falling in love with someone?
15:10Because that's what this is about
15:11Because that's what this is about
15:12It makes no difference if it's a bunk-up
15:13It makes no difference if it's a bunk-up, with true love, it's adultery
15:14And when the truth does come out, Kev's going to come out
15:15And when the truth does come out, Kev's going to come out and tell Kev's going to come out
15:16But what if your wife's coming clean about falling in love with someone?
15:21No
15:22Well, it means we could take back control from Tracy, I hate the thought of him hearing it from her
15:26I don't think there's a kind way to find out your brother's been sleeping with your wife
15:30But what if your wife's coming clean about falling in love with someone?
15:34Because that's what this is about
15:36It makes no difference if it's a bunk-up, with true love, it's adultery
15:40And when the truth does come out, Kev will be devastated, your marriage will be over and who knows what he'll do next
15:45It's a mad idea
15:47Tracy is just a gob on a stick
15:51I think we call her bluff
15:56Yeah, I'm done
15:57Fabulous cutting in, George
15:58Oh, thank you
15:59Yeah, I'll grab this, mate
16:00You guys done?
16:01Yeah, huh?
16:02She's been so generous of you, George
16:03I will pay you back
16:04You mention it, come here
16:07Christmas
16:08I ended up having a good time
16:10Although, we'd probably better pack up now, before Theo gets back
16:13Yeah, we'll chill out
16:14There's still a little bit more to do
16:16Thank you too, Billy
16:17Yeah
16:18Oh
16:19Hey
16:20Oh
16:21Oh
16:22Oh
16:23Oh
16:24Oh
16:25Oh
16:26So, my auntie's got this table football and she only said she wanted to play
16:29So I said, go on, I'm rubbish
16:31She's like, I'm not
16:32So we play
16:33I thought I'd crash her
16:34She beats me 7-1, mate
16:367-1?
16:37Good on her
16:38I'll have to play in table football sometime
16:40Yeah, she did this thing where she
16:42She stopped the ball with the foot and then she spun it and went
16:46Straight to the back of the net
16:47She's like, I'm guessing, I've got it
16:49And she had this look of joy in her face
16:53Lot of joy
16:56Then my auntie came in and
16:58Time's up, I'm afraid
17:00I know, mate, but you'll see her again, won't you?
17:02Nah, it throws my head in I can't see her every day
17:05Now I know, but it's not in me forever, is it?
17:07I know, and
17:09Eventually, I'm gonna get a proper job in
17:11Some big house with that we all can live together
17:16And do you think Carl will give me another job?
17:18Never if he's got any sense
17:20Yeah, so what have we got to lose, then?
17:22Come on
17:23Carl!
17:25Beaver some buttered
17:28I know I messed up, and I'm sorry
17:30But I can still be pretty useful to you
17:32See, if it wasn't for you, I'd have the money I'd need by now
17:34I wouldn't have some idiot on my back
17:36If there's anything I can do to help
17:38Yeah, there is
17:40Stay out of my way
17:42Leave it, mate
17:43He don't want anything to do with you
17:45And I don't like him either
17:46He's bad news, trust me
17:54Right then, here we go
17:55Get your laughing tackle round that
17:57Enjoy
17:58Good afternoon, Deborah
17:59What can I get you?
18:00I'm not stopping
18:01I need a lift to gloss up
18:02Yeah, why?
18:03Well, I'm off to see a musician
18:07Do you remember New Order?
18:09Yes
18:10Yeah, well I say remember
18:11They're still on the go
18:12Very successful
18:14How does it feel
18:17To treat me like you do
18:19It's a bit maudlin for her choir, isn't it?
18:22Oh, I love to me
18:24Yeah, they recorded loads of great tunes
18:27And they used to play a lot at the Hacienda
18:29Well, all the great bands did back then
18:31Including a duo called The Ambience and The Aura
18:37Never heard of them
18:38Yeah
18:39Well, they did record one single
18:41Yeah, just the one
18:42But, erm, they're still gigging
18:44In a pub in Glossop today
18:46Called The Three Horseshoes
18:48And Katrina Castleton
18:50She's the singer
18:52She's agreed to meet me
18:54With a view to being involved in me choir
18:57Well, that's great
18:58Yeah, can you imagine the prestige having her on board?
19:02People will be falling over themselves to join
19:05Yeah?
19:06And when that naffy choir get wind of it
19:08You know, the ones who chuck me out
19:10Oh, they'll realise then
19:11What a...
19:13What a massive mistake they made
19:15Yeah?
19:16I'm gonna take them all down, Carl
19:18One
19:19By
19:20One
19:21Sounds like choir wars
19:22Oh, yes
19:24You don't mess with a soprano
19:27Well, let me just make a quick phone call
19:29Do you want that?
19:30Yeah, go on
19:31Leave it with me
19:35You know you don't have to keep coming to see me like this
19:38I know you've got loads of
19:40Hey
19:41Look, it is hard
19:42But
19:43Your nana
19:44They've really stepped up to the plate
19:47Ain't I the lucky one, eh?
19:49Being surrounded by all these amazing, strong women
19:51Hey, we love you
19:53And we're gonna take care of you
19:55I know
19:57I just hate that I've got to ask so much of you, what?
19:59Shhh
20:03I... I wouldn't have felt that
20:04Felt what?
20:06I felt something on my leg
20:08Right, can you feel that?
20:10Yeah
20:12Right, stay there, I'll go and find a doctor
20:14You're a carrot cake
20:22Cheers, Roy
20:27Carrot cake
20:29Fancy a slice of that please, Roy
20:30Can I have two pieces to go?
20:33Of course, yes
20:34Look, I'm er...
20:35I'm sorry you've been dragged in toward this, but...
20:38Please don't take how you're feeling out on Carla
20:44She was trying to protect me
20:47And I know that it breaks her heart that she's had to be dishonest with you, so...
20:53Please, Roy, you must understand that I put her in an impossible position and...
21:02And any feelings that you have off the back of that...
21:05That's on me and only me
21:08I was just trying to protect my family
21:13Things are never simple when it comes to families, are they?
21:19I didn't think she'd be staying this long, it's just that Betsy loves having her here, so...
21:25Who are you talking about?
21:26My sister
21:30Oh
21:31Yeah, she's staying with us for a while, so...
21:33Lovely
21:35Oh, yeah, hi, I'm calling from Preston's Petals
21:41Yeah, well, we've been without electric all day, so...
21:45Could you come now, because it's urgent?
21:48Right
21:49Hang on a minute, I'll call you back
21:55Oi!
22:00What the hell are you doing?
22:13What the hell do you think you're doing?
22:19Whoa!
22:31Middle of my thigh?
22:33Excellent
22:34This is good news, right?
22:35Yeah, I can definitely feel it
22:38Let me finish my exam before we get carried away, OK?
22:40Yeah
22:41I'll go and give your mum and your nana a ring, yeah, because I did say I'd keep them updated
22:45OK
22:49Must be dead excited about the wedding
22:52Roy, must be nice to meet Lisa's family before the big day
22:57Indeed, yes
23:00So is it just you and your sister then, or are there any other siblings Roy needs to cast his beady eye over?
23:07Just us two
23:09Here, coffees
23:11Thank you
23:12I'm sorry, Roy, I know you're not comfortable with any of this and, well, I'd never ask you to lie, usually, but it's just so complicated
23:27Well, lies tend to be
23:29Whatever the doctors say, he's not going to be line dancing any time soon, is he? So we have to think about him in a wheelchair, and Ben, with his bathroom arrangements, we have to...
23:47Oh, it's fierce
23:50Hello?
23:54Are you kidding?
23:55What's she saying?
23:57He's got the peeling back on one of his legs
23:59So, so what did the doctors say exactly?
24:02Give me the phone
24:04Give me the phone, I want it from the organ ground, they're not the monkey
24:07What happened?
24:09Hey, there you are, come in, don't you say, come on
24:11Are you sure I'm okay crashing?
24:13Yeah, no, of course you are, not Theo on top, they're that happy that we've helped them move in
24:17Hey, Christina's here
24:19Hi, Christina
24:21I don't think I could have to drink champagne in the middle of the day
24:25Oh, it's late afternoon and it's only a soup song
24:28Yeah, but is it still alcohol, Mary?
24:29Barely
24:30Mother used to call this French water
24:32Well, well, I had a little gin in a tin on the tram on the way over, so I'm ready to rock and roll, man
24:37Jeez, get it down here
24:39It is, it's dead nice of them, I'm just not sure about Mary going through my underwear
24:46Oh, hey, oh, here's another one arrived
24:49You sure you don't mind this with the case tomorrow?
24:52See, they found the glasses
24:54Oh, and the house one with present and all
24:56I can get rid of them
24:58It's a bit rude, isn't it?
25:00Especially when they've done such a smashing job on the spare room
25:02I mean, it helps some other kids have got somewhere to stay when they visit
25:06If they visit
25:08They're allowed to visit
25:10Hey, come on, positive vibes on you, hey?
25:12Bit of adding
25:13Oi! You two! Come on, are you joining this party or what?
25:16Come on!
25:17Hello, love
25:18Sit down
25:20I need a dance partner
25:23You're on your own, kid
25:25Who's next?
25:26Right, the first one's on me
25:31I won't argue with that
25:32Well, you deserve it
25:33Taking me all that way to Glossop, eh?
25:36It was worth it, though, eh?
25:37Yeah
25:38Mr. Barkeeper, drink your poos, if possible
25:42You're a bit of upbeat
25:43When isn't she?
25:45I have just been to see a very well-known local musician
25:50Yeah?
25:51Katrina Casselton
25:53Never heard of her
25:55Well, I'm not saying she's Beyonce
25:57But she did play bongos for Millifidilly
25:59Right, and where with this?
26:02Glossop
26:04Glossop?
26:05Oh, the glamour
26:07Did I mention that dementia choir I joined?
26:10Oh, are you?
26:12Well, they sacked me
26:13Can you get sacked from an unpaid hobby?
26:15Apparently so
26:17Right
26:18What did they give you the elbow for?
26:20The worst crime of all in show business
26:22I shone
26:24But Debbie Webster does not take rejection lying down, oh no
26:27Do you know what they did?
26:29I got in touch with Katrina, yeah?
26:31And guess what?
26:33She's agreed to take the helm of my very own dementia choir
26:37Oh, yes
26:38And we will grind that other miserable lot into dust
26:42Ha ha ha ha!
26:44Right
26:45It's not often you meet somebody with a vendetta against a dementia choir, is it?
26:49Well, they should have thought about that, shouldn't they, eh?
26:51Before they started porking the bear
26:53Oi, you!
26:54Give us a clue as to which one of us you're shouting at
26:58Him?
27:00Broke into my shop, trashed the place
27:02What?
27:03And when was this?
27:04Not an hour ago
27:06It's taken me that long to gather myself and report it
27:09So expect a visit from the police
27:10For your information, Mrs Mouth, I think you'll find Carl has been with me all afternoon in Glossop
27:18Trust you to cover for him
27:21I don't lie, Tracy
27:23Unlike some people
27:25Actually, I've got a photograph here
27:28Of the very person we went to see
27:31I wanted it for me socials
27:33There you are
27:35You see? The two of us
27:36That's Carl, that's myself
27:38With famed musician
27:40Yeah, that is Katrina Castleton
27:43Never heard of her
27:44Me neither
27:45But it's true what they were saying
27:47They've been in here full of it
27:48Full of summer, alright
27:49You can take a look at the timestamp on the photo if you want to
27:52Apparently, she went on tour with Milli Vanilli
27:55Played the bongos
27:57So, Tracy
27:59If I were you
28:00Do you know what I'd do?
28:01I'd just toddle off
28:03Back down to that there police station
28:04And I would apologise for wasting the time
28:07And while you're at it
28:09You can apologise to me brother too for wasting his
28:12I'm waiting
28:14You could have put somebody else up to it
28:17The words clutching and straws come to me mind
28:19Tracy, I know I knocked you back a few weeks ago
28:22But there's really no need to take this up personally
28:24You're just...
28:26You're just not my type, love
28:27Do not get too comfortable
28:29Because I am coming for you
28:35I know, but we need to go alphabetically
28:38Because it is the common karaoke etiquette
28:41Well in which case
28:43That would mean Billy going first and then Brian
28:45I'm not getting involved
28:46Me neither
28:47But if she's ladies first, if it's ladies first
28:50Alphabetically
28:51Oh, how very convenient for you
28:52What with you being a C
28:54Oh, come on, ladies
28:55Come on, we've got all night
28:57Have we?
28:58No, I saw us Chris in the new flat
28:59This karaoke mic
29:01Was a gift to me from Todd
29:03And I'm claiming proprietary rights
29:05Which trumps your made up karaoke etiquette
29:07I'm going to have to ask you to take your hand off my property
29:10Just put it in here
29:11All right, girls
29:13How dare you?
29:14Give her the microphone back, Christina
29:16After I have performed Olivia Newton-John's classic
29:19Physical, then I should be very happy to hand back the microphone
29:22I wanted to do physical
29:24Hey!
29:25Don't you manhandle me
29:27Look, I never touched you
29:28I know fellas like you
29:29At the back of my hand
29:31Prancing around in your little vests
29:33Playing the book
29:34I am
29:35Yeah?
29:36Excuse me, Theo
29:37Christina, give that microphone to me
29:38No, I won't
29:39Give the microphone to me
29:41Because we are leaving
29:44Oh, I love a fella when he's all masterful
29:47Give us a kiss
29:49Apologies to you, Mary
29:51Thank you
29:52Apologies, Theo
29:53I don't want to go
29:54Get your bag
29:56Sorry, Todd
29:57I'll see you tomorrow, mate
29:58Come on
29:59Don't worry, Brian
30:00Taking you home
30:01You're home
30:02Off we go
30:03This way
30:05Ladies and gentlemen
30:06I should like to start
30:08With the Queen of Soul
30:10Miss
30:11Aretha Franklin
30:13Hit it, Brian
30:15Talk about ambitious
30:16Love to try it
30:19Sorry about Christina
30:20I didn't see that coming
30:22You better think
30:24Think about what you're trying to do to me
30:27Think
30:28Think
30:29Set your mind set
30:30Let it be
30:33You alright?
30:34She cracked me on the arm with a big vase
30:36But...
30:37Yeah, well you did great
30:38You gave her a proper good scare
30:39Definitely better than your idiot mate Brodie would have done
30:42Right, I'm watching it with me
30:43She doesn't
30:44She was just in the Rovers then
30:45She's clueless
30:47So that's me and you square now, innit?
30:49Yeah
30:50We're square
30:51But listen
30:52Seeing as you did such a good job
30:54Use twenty quid for your arm
30:55Keep it
30:57Like I said
30:58We're done
30:59I don't want anything more to do but you know
31:00Where are you off?
31:01I was gonna call you, Tracy's called, she wants to see me in the pub
31:19Why?
31:20I heard something about one of her suppliers needing a new contract to service the vans
31:26Sounds too good to pass up
31:28It won't be long
31:29I'll fizz with Jack
31:30Right
31:31Honestly, I don't know who she thinks she is
31:42Listen, I could tell you things about Tracy Barlow and make your hair curl
31:46Oh no, thank you
31:47Never suited a perm
31:50Shall we have another drink?
31:52Eh?
31:54Do you know, you are constantly on that phone you
31:57Are you checking about that post I put on of Katrina and ourselves?
32:01Yeah
32:02Have we got any likes yet?
32:03You're on that thing more than my Dylan
32:06Yeah, I'm sorry, it's a mate from Germany
32:10One of our friends has been taking ill so I've just asked him to give me some updates
32:13Oh, I'm sorry, is it serious?
32:16Well, I'm trying to find out
32:17I might actually just go and give him a quick call
32:21That was such fun, I think we should make it a regular thing
32:24Oh, well, I certainly shall never forget your Aretha Franklin tribute
32:28None of us will
32:29Anyway, thanks again, all of you
32:33Oh, I'm sure you two have much better things to do
32:37Oh!
32:39Speaking of which, I think I need a little eye down myself
32:43I'd best be going, yeah
32:44I'd have to meet Evelyn and Roy for a drink
32:47Ta-ra, ta-ra
32:49Thanks, Billy
32:51We both really appreciate you pitching in like this
32:54Yeah, cheers
32:57You're a good friend
32:58Yeah, I know
33:08Well, that was, er, unexpectedly good fun
33:12I'm going for a shower
33:13So, you made Roy lie?
33:14What choice did I have?
33:28All the choices
33:29I mean, anything but saying that she's your sister, I mean, it's going to have all sorts of follow-up questions, isn't it?
33:44Especially with Evelyn being there, I mean, you know how close her and Roy are
33:47What else was I supposed to say?
33:49Anything but that!
33:51Like, she's your old school friend or, you know, just a colleague or a delivery driver, anything but she's your sister
33:59Look, I'm sorry, I just blurted it out, eh?
34:01What are you arguing about?
34:04Don't worry, Betsy, love, we're just talking
34:06Please can you go back up to your room and finish your college work, Betsy?
34:10How am I supposed to concentrate with this going on? I can hear you through my headphones
34:13Look, just for once will you do as you're told?
34:15Hmm?
34:17Sorry!
34:21This is all my fault?
34:22Yeah
34:24So, come on then, what's the deal with the fake identity? Is it just a matter of sorting the paperwork out?
34:29I'm still waiting to hear you
34:30Well, are you officially alive or dead?
34:33Because I'm marrying Carla, no matter what, do I need to start divorce proceedings?
34:37I came back for Betsy
34:39You keep saying that
34:40It's a shame you weren't this concerned about her before you've ate your own death and moved to Alicante, isn't it?
34:44And I had to live with that for four years
34:45Oh, save it
34:47Really, please, we've heard it
34:52Please leave us
34:54Go on, go
34:57Unless, of course, there's something else you've forgotten to tell me
35:11I'm so sorry
35:14What are we going to do?
35:24Well, I'm not cooking
35:30Well, I mean, I don't see you on one of those pantaloons any time soon, but that is a good start
35:35Nah, and it's a peloton
35:37And who cares, you know, there's me thinking that I might never walk again
35:41Oh, that's a bit overdramatic, come on
35:43We are made of strong stuff in this family
35:46You look at your mother
35:48Still kicking after what she's put her body through
35:51How can you turn something like this into an opportunity to have a go at me?
35:54It's just practice
35:56Yeah, Kathy, that's yours
35:58And that one
36:00How are you feeling, love?
36:01Well, nothing's changed since the last time you asked me, you know, ten minutes ago
36:04Oh, did he show you?
36:05Your hair were made up
36:06Yeah, and what about the other leg?
36:08Well, well, erm, doctor says it's still early days, you know, it might take some time
36:13But, er, probably been here for a week or so
36:17How can she no longer be in for if she doesn't know about the other leg, yeah?
36:20Well, she said it was a guesstimate
36:22She didn't say that, did she? She said guesstimate
36:24Yeah
36:25You see, that's why the medical profession's gone down now
36:26Right, also, they said that, erm, they need to see steady signs of improvement and I have to be okay in a wheelchair, so
36:33Oh, hmmm, hmmm
36:35I asked for coffee
36:38Why, what's that?
36:39Oxtail soup, had a taste of it
36:41Oh, do you know what, it's the machine, it pumps out the same thing no matter what button you press
36:45Nurse reckons the pipes need cleaning
36:47Oh, lovely
36:49Right, I'll get back, put the kids' tea on
36:50First, Opie's fifteen nearly
36:53You know, I had been full-time working in a greengrocer's younger than her
36:57And if I can haul up sacks of spuds from the cellar, she can put some oven chips in the oven
37:03Yeah, but even so, come on, we said we'd all pull together, didn't we, when Ty's in here
37:08Three adults, two teenagers for one toddler, I think we can cope
37:12Yeah, yeah, Mum's right
37:14I mean, this is the easy bit when he comes home
37:16If he's gonna be in a wheelchair, it's gonna be difficult
37:17We were talking about it before, weren't we, Mum?
37:20Yeah, because I'll do the cooking, I'll do the housework
37:22But I do draw the line at, er, you know, washing him
37:26Nan, I'm gonna be able to wash myself
37:29Oh, that's a relief
37:30Well, you'll be glad, won't you? You're off back to uni soon
37:33Oh, yes, yes, I'll be very glad to be rid of the lot of you
37:35Is it time for your tablets, love?
37:37What's the yarn?
37:38Anything I can pinch?
37:40Oh, okay
37:42So it's all right for her to make inappropriate jokes, but I can't
37:44There's not the time, there's not the time or place
37:47Right, right, listen, listen
37:49Why don't you all get off, eh?
37:51I'm trying to binge watch this superhero programme
37:53It's on a right cliffhanger
37:55I could probably do with the rest, so
37:57Charming
37:59See you tomorrow, yeah?
38:01Give them all a kiss for me
38:02Of course I will
38:03See you
38:04Love you, son
38:05Love you
38:07You pick your pecker up
38:08Not really
38:14So, he's got feeling back in one of his legs since his early days, yeah?
38:26There's been too many car accidents round here recently
38:29You want to get Sally back on her traffic campaign thingy
38:33Oh, it's stopping you doing it?
38:35I only meant because she's got all the gen with her council contact
38:38You used to work for council, didn't you?
38:40You could do it yourself
38:41Pick some posters up in the cabin window
38:44Yeah, start a petition
38:46Why is everyone having a go at me?
38:47Boredom, mainly
38:50I don't know where our car is
38:53He's been like a jack-in-the-box today
38:54In and out of here on his phone
38:56PHONE RINGS
38:57One sec
39:03Right, Tracy
39:04Just sat here with your dad
39:06What?
39:07Yeah, a pot round to see how you were after what happened at the shop
39:10And, well, your dad and I got talking
39:13And since I've just been to Devs
39:15Thought I'd keep him company with a cat
39:17It's Tracy
39:18Say hi, Ken
39:19Hi, Ken
39:20All right, Dad?
39:22Yeah, yeah, I'm rather enjoying myself
39:24This is an IPA
39:26Not my normal tipple, but it's rather good
39:30No need to hurry back
39:31Do you want a drink?
39:36Um, actually, could we do this another time?
39:40Because my dad's not feeling very well
39:42Well, that's the quickest meeting I've ever seen
39:47Oh, Ken's poor there
39:48She's asked her to rush back
39:50Rush? She only lives next door
39:53Yeah, I'd often enjoy the odd half pint with your dad
39:56He went out with Audrey for a while
39:59And we became quite pally
40:01Tracy! Here she is
40:03We wondered where you got to
40:04How are you feeling after the break-in?
40:06Yeah, Tracy
40:07How are you?
40:09Yeah, I'm fine
40:10Thank you, Carl
40:11So you can go now?
40:12No, no, no, no
40:13No need to rush off
40:14He very kindly allowed me to walk down memory lane
40:17No, I'd best get going
40:19But, Ken, it's been an absolute pleasure
40:20I love hearing stories about my dad
40:23Such an important relationship, isn't it?
40:26Especially as they get older
40:28Cheers, Ken
40:29Yeah, bye, bye
40:31Bye, Tracy
40:36What a nice man
40:39Yeah
40:43We're trying to be as upbeat as we can under the circumstances
40:46But it's by no means out of the woods yet
40:50Optimism is never a bad policy
40:54Says the man with a face like Droop is
40:57What is up with you?
40:59I was just rather tired
41:01Well, we're all tired
41:03I did like him
41:04Who?
41:06Droopy
41:07That hand dog face
41:08He's a
41:11Yes, well, you would know
41:12My favourite
41:13Was Pepe Le Pew
41:15He was a skunk
41:17That was always trying to get off with a cat
41:20You wouldn't be able to show that anymore
41:22Why?
41:24Sexual harassment
41:25Oh, stop it
41:26He was a skunk
41:27He was a cartoon skunk
41:29Still
41:31Would you like another drink?
41:32I say
41:33Would you like another drink?
41:36Is that an impression of Fred Elliot?
41:38Who?
41:40Oh, before your times
41:41He was the landlord here
41:43He spoke in that manner
41:45No, it was Fog on Leg on
41:46He was being
41:48I'm not familiar
41:49Fog on Leg on?
41:50Another one of them
41:51Warner Brothers cartoons
41:53Did you not watch them as a kiddie?
41:55You know, on the telly?
41:56I wasn't allowed to watch cartoons
41:58Mother thought they were a corrupting influence
42:00Oh
42:03That explains a lot
42:06Besides, we didn't have a telly
42:11Oh, hey
42:12Good shower
42:13I made us some tea
42:17No, thanks
42:22Well, I've
42:23Cooked now
42:25Enjoy
42:27I can't believe you're throwing a strop again
42:29I asked you several times
42:30If it was alright
42:31If they stayed
42:32And you said yes
42:33Several times
42:34Well, what was I supposed to do?
42:35Well, thrown after
42:36They helped us move in
42:38Made me look like the bad guy
42:39You'd like that, wouldn't you?
42:40Why would I want that?
42:42I wanted us
42:43To do the moving in
42:45It was a big deal
42:47It was to me anyway
42:48But you'd rather have
42:49Your precious Billy
42:50Going through our stuff
42:51Theo, you're not making sense
42:52All our stuff is in the wrong place
42:54They've drunk all our housewarming gifts
42:57Okay?
42:58And I have court
42:59Tomorrow
43:00And you know how important that is
43:02Well, maybe you've forgotten
43:08But it seems like you'd rather be hanging out with your daft mates
43:11I said to you
43:15Forget it
43:17Forget it
43:24I'm gonna have an early night
43:27I need to be fresh for tomorrow
43:32You sleep in our lovely new spare room
43:34In the new spare room
44:04I'm getting ready
44:05That's why it's walking here
44:06At the same time
44:07But it's going the next time
44:08In the abode
44:09And it's going to fall
44:10Even this little thing
44:11You've never heard that
44:12That's why we need to be
44:13But it's going to be
44:14For that
44:16We're in the new spare room
44:17The new spare room
44:18Now I'm going to be
44:19For that
44:20After the deep wreck
44:21And it's going to be
44:22As If it's going to be
44:23At the same time
44:24Made me
44:25To be able to
44:26To be able to
44:27To be able to
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