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01:00Treated pellets used to eradicate large rodents.
01:04The smush there would be Jack Spratt poison.
01:08Take Jack Spratt and the rat poison.
01:13These people to my left are the contestants.
01:16They are C.A., Chris, David, and Mike.
01:21How are you guys?
01:22How are you doing?
01:22We will find out more about them at the beginning of the next round, or at least three of them,
01:27because smush is like a surreal Kafkaesque nightmare in which the individual is sublimated by powerful external forces.
01:34I don't even know what that means, but I do know that we lose a player at the end of each round,
01:37leaving just one smush master to play for this, $8,000 in American money round.
01:43And answering, we've got some email here from a sergeant, Maracus, Maracay, who is serving a bar at the USS Eisenhower.
02:02Could you show Lisa more?
02:04Yes, we'll do that.
02:05Here is our scorekeeper and good friend of mine, Lisa.
02:08Lisa, how are you?
02:10I'm good.
02:17Ken, the girl you were just talking to left the party crying.
02:21She left crying?
02:22Yeah.
02:23Good tears?
02:23What did you say to her?
02:24Happy tears?
02:25No.
02:26Oh.
02:27I never do that right.
02:30All right, you guys ready to play smush?
02:32Ready.
02:32Sure.
02:33All right, here comes our first clues.
02:34Good luck, guys.
02:35Have fun.
02:36Here we go.
02:37Green pigment found in most plants, enabling them to photosynthesize.
02:42Plus, the current Lakers head coach.
02:45Chlorophyll Jackson.
02:46Chris, sorry.
02:46Chlorophyll Jackson.
02:47Chlorophyll Jackson.
02:48Very good, Chris.
02:48Very good.
02:49Excellent.
02:49I know.
02:50I'm on board.
02:51I'm on board.
02:51I'm on board.
02:53I'm on board.
02:54Chris, here's 20 grand by yourselves.
02:58I'm kidding.
02:58Okay, here's our next smush.
03:00American space satellite that crashed and burned in 1979.
03:05Plus, lovable breed of dog named for a territory in Canada.
03:11Mike.
03:12Sky Labrador?
03:13Yes, Sky Labrador.
03:14Very good.
03:16Sky Lab and Labrador.
03:17All right, moving right along here.
03:24Next one.
03:24Meatloaf album offering Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
03:29Plus, amazing deaf blind woman who inspired The Miracle Worker.
03:36Chris.
03:36Bad out of Helen Keller?
03:37Bad out of Helen Keller.
03:39Yeah.
03:39Excellent.
03:40Excellent.
03:40Excellent.
03:41Wow.
03:41I always get Helen Keller mixed up with Tommy.
03:50One of them played pinball, right?
03:51Helen Keller.
03:52Helen Keller.
03:53She was a pinball whiz, actually.
03:55I heard she was pretty good at it.
03:57When that woman Annie wasn't bugging her.
03:59Okay, here is your next smush.
04:05Movie with Candy as an old bag and Freeman as her chauffeur.
04:10Plus, former MTV VJ Babe who hosted America's Funniest Home Videos.
04:16Mike.
04:17Driving Miss Daisy Fuentes.
04:18Yes.
04:19Yes.
04:19Si, si, si.
04:20You are.
04:22Very nice.
04:30Daisy Fuentes.
04:31I used to be friends with her.
04:32Now she won't return my phone calls.
04:35Put the next card in.
04:38Greek mythological creature that is half man and half horse.
04:42Plus, sacred Jewish scripture forming the first five books of the Old Testament.
04:47David.
04:51The Centora.
04:52Centora is right.
04:53Very good.
04:54Centora plus Tora.
04:56It's being neither Greek nor Jewish.
04:59And yet, ta-da.
05:02All right.
05:03Here's your next smush.
05:04Daniel Defoe character who was shipwrecked on a desert island.
05:09Plus, sudsy sounding youth racing program with homemade engine-less cars.
05:14Mike.
05:15Robinson Crusoe Soapbox Derby.
05:18Yes.
05:18Robinson Crusoe Soapbox Derby.
05:24I love all things we want to find out.
05:26I don't know that one.
05:30Very nice.
05:31Very nice.
05:31Here's your next smush.
05:32What Ben Franklin says makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
05:38Plus, surname of actor Paul, who's the star of Mad About You, and Diner.
05:43Mike.
05:44Early to bed and early to riser.
05:46Yes.
05:48Very good.
05:48Very good.
05:57Wow.
05:58They are really into you, man.
06:00Here's your next smush.
06:01It's a curse.
06:01It's a curse and a blessing.
06:03Illinois congressman who headed up the Clinton impeachment, plus Greek mythological monster
06:09with nine heads.
06:12Mike.
06:12Henry Hydra.
06:13Henry Hydra.
06:14Very good.
06:16Wow.
06:22Now, let's go to Lisa to find out the score, and who needs a little prodding.
06:28Well, Mike is stealing the show with five.
06:30We've got Chris two, David one, and C.A. is not on the board yet.
06:36Honey, this is your chance.
06:37Yeah.
06:37You can do it in the lightning round, man.
06:39The lightning round.
06:39Let me explain the lightning round to you.
06:41We're going to show you pictures this time.
06:43You've got to smoosh together the pictures.
06:45Buzz in after my clue.
06:46Good luck.
06:47Have fun.
06:47Here we go.
06:47Here's your first smoosh of the lightning round.
06:50This Saturday night fever music craze, plus this British biscuit served with tea.
06:58Mike.
06:59Discon.
07:00Discon is right.
07:03Discon plus scone.
07:05I find those scones to be so flavorless as compared to our muffins, don't you?
07:12They're great.
07:12Yeah.
07:13I don't know what they're doing over there.
07:14Well, they have no teeth.
07:15That would explain it.
07:17I'm kidding.
07:18They have...
07:18I'm kidding.
07:19It's a stereotype.
07:20Why, dude...
07:22All right.
07:23Here's your next smoosh.
07:24This type of facial hair, plus this comedic actress.
07:29David.
07:30Side Bernadette Peters.
07:31Yes.
07:32Side Bernadette Peters.
07:33Very good, David.
07:34That's so hilarious.
07:40Okay.
07:40Here's your next one.
07:42This aquatic sports equipment, plus this Scream actor.
07:50Wow.
07:51Mike.
07:52Water Skeet Ulrich.
07:53Yes.
07:53And how did you know that?
07:57I worked backwards from Scream.
07:59Did you?
08:00Yeah.
08:00That doesn't look like him.
08:01That is not...
08:03That is like...
08:04He looks less like Johnny Depp than usual.
08:05Yeah.
08:06He looks like he's been hanging out with Ben Affleck.
08:07He looks clean there.
08:09He never showered.
08:09These people are going to call about that.
08:11What?
08:11What did you say?
08:13He said he was clean.
08:13He never showered.
08:14Oh, that's true.
08:15He's always a little drippy.
08:16Yeah.
08:17All right.
08:18Here's your next smoosh.
08:19The thing...
08:21The thing that goes in a martini, plus this organ damaged by martinis.
08:28Mike.
08:28Oliver.
08:30Oliver is right.
08:31Very good.
08:31Oliver.
08:34Also the present on the grapefunch.
08:36There you go.
08:37Oh, very good.
08:38On C.A.?
08:39Your time has come.
08:43Death is knocking at your door.
08:45We can make a martinis.
08:46Bye, C.A.
08:50You know, they just come into our lives, and then they leave.
08:54See or Survive's Ride 2 when we come back.
09:27Wow, that is weird.
09:35You're not supposed to...
09:35Oh, Ken, put some lotion on those elbows.
09:37Stop.
09:39I lost my tattoo.
09:40Anyway, let's meet our three remaining contestants, shall we?
09:44I'm just kidding.
09:44I know you are.
09:46Okay, first of all, Chris, I understand you do a Robert De Niro impersonation.
09:50Whip it out.
09:50All right.
09:51Well, there's a trick to it, so you've got to smile and frown at the same time, so it's like...
09:54That's true.
09:55That's great with that hair.
10:01Very good.
10:02He does.
10:06Very good.
10:08David, don't worry, David.
10:09We're getting to you.
10:10Please explain the two A's in your name.
10:13That is confusing everybody.
10:14It was originally a typo on my birth certificate that went unnoticed for such a long time that it just stuck.
10:21That is awesome.
10:23A mistake has become a boy and then a man.
10:27Excellent.
10:28A story as old as time.
10:29Yes.
10:30Not a very special once and again.
10:31Michael, I understand your wife is here.
10:35She is eight and a half months pregnant.
10:36I have never seen anyone eight and a half months pregnant.
10:40If I'm not mistaken, that is pretty close to the total gestation time of a human being.
10:44That is very close.
10:45Dangerously close.
10:46Could we see what she looks like?
10:48She's around somewhere.
10:49Oh, we'll have to find her.
10:50We'll find her.
10:51I'll find her later.
10:51Wow.
10:52Is this your first child?
10:53It is our first child.
10:54Do you know what it's going to be?
10:54We don't.
10:55We're going to be surprised.
10:56You're going to be surprised.
10:57That's the way to do it.
10:57Let's get the pool going.
10:59There you go.
11:00There you go.
11:01Wish it all.
11:03All right.
11:04Here's the rules on the second round.
11:05They're the same, except the points are doubled because the smooshes are harder.
11:08Lowest score at the end of the round gets ejected from the ball game.
11:11We will check the scores in one minute.
11:16Okay.
11:17Can you see the scores, please?
11:19Mike's in the lead with eight.
11:20David and Chris, two.
11:23Why are you laughing?
11:24Oh, a private joke.
11:25Between me and the home audience.
11:28Wow.
11:29That is good.
11:30That is the eight is good because it shows the other guys what is possible.
11:35Here's your first smoosh of the second round.
11:37Good luck, guys.
11:38Have fun.
11:38Here we go.
11:39Drink with peach schnapps and O.J.
11:42That sounds like linty belly button.
11:46Plus U.S. military school in Annapolis, Maryland.
11:49Plus another name for the movie award known as Oscar.
11:55David.
11:56David.
11:57A fuzzy naval academy award.
12:02Yes.
12:02Very good, buddy.
12:05I like that.
12:08Good drinker.
12:09Take your time.
12:11One step at a time.
12:14Right?
12:14One step at a time, one day at a time.
12:16Right?
12:16Am I right?
12:17That's funny.
12:18We'll worry about tomorrow or the next day.
12:20I don't know.
12:21Okay, here's your next smoosh.
12:22The kind of overtime in which the first to score wins, plus entryway-related expression,
12:29meaning about to die, plus Tim Conway's really short golf instructor character.
12:35It kills me every time you work it out, Mike.
12:38Sudden Deaths Dorf.
12:40Sudden Deaths Dorf.
12:41Very good.
12:43Very good.
12:45Very good.
12:46Oh, Dorf on golf?
12:46Classic.
12:47That was the Deaths Dorf.
12:49Have I got a treat for you guys.
12:50You want to feel all warm and fuzzy?
12:52If you have kids, drag them out.
12:53Here we go.
12:54It's time for some classic Happy Time video.
12:57You know, in this day and age, you can't get enough Happy Time video.
13:00Watch this.
13:05Arr, Gavastie.
13:07Ah, looks like a good prospect.
13:10Oh, we'll be boarding her soon.
13:12Arr, she blows.
13:15Ah, you scurvy bilge rat bastard.
13:19Mmm, that fruit monkeys love.
13:23Delicious.
13:25All right.
13:26Uh, smooshed together this dessert made with a monkey's favorite fruit, plus this person
13:31who steals at sea.
13:33Mike.
13:34Banana Cream Pirate.
13:35Yes, Banana Cream Pirate.
13:37Very good.
13:38Very good.
13:40I had no fear that I would love it.
13:41I was going to toss.
13:42Uh, exactly.
13:43Pirate.
13:47Yeah, we, uh, you don't have much call for the pirates anymore these days.
13:52Not too many pirates.
13:53All right, here's your next smoosh.
13:54Uh, initials of the NL's opponent in the All-Star Game, plus rapper-actor whose mama said knock you out, plus fourth president of the United States.
14:05Mike.
14:07Mike.
14:08A-L-L-Cool James Madison.
14:11Very good.
14:12I'm pulling a big Cindy Brady here.
14:15Wasn't so close.
14:16I was going to say Madison or Monroe until it came out of my head.
14:18Oh, very good.
14:20Very good.
14:20Very good.
14:21Very good.
14:21Love the show.
14:22I love the show.
14:23Sports, sports knowledge, uh, you know, hip-hop knowledge, and a little, uh, you know, history.
14:29I was just saying, I didn't know if I was going to say Madison or Monroe until it came out of my mouth.
14:32All right, I know.
14:33Tell me about it.
14:34Those two guys are very similar.
14:37Here's your next smoosh.
14:38Type of perfume, it means toilet water in French, plus old Yellow Pages slogan that asked your digits to do some work, plus common name for the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun.
14:51Mike.
14:52Eau de toilette, let your fingers do the Joaquin Tut.
14:56Woo-hoo!
14:57Wow.
14:58Very good.
14:59Oh, my God.
15:01Oh, my God.
15:03Oh, my God.
15:04Oh, my God.
15:05Oh, my God.
15:06Oh, my God.
15:07Oh, my God.
15:08Oh, my God.
15:10Lisa?
15:11Can you believe this?
15:12Mike, you can just sit out this last question.
15:14This next one's worth three points, and it's really important for Chris.
15:17All right.
15:18Just to give you some warning.
15:20Yes, this is a quad smoosh.
15:21I know where I'm at.
15:22This is worth three points.
15:24You could actually, Chris, if you get this, you could knock David into the Netherlands.
15:29Not literally into Holland, but...
15:31Okay.
15:32Why did I say that?
15:34It's crazy, huh?
15:36All right.
15:37Here's your quad smoosh.
15:39Good luck.
15:40It's worth three points again.
15:41Here we go.
15:42Martial arts star of Lethal Weapon 4 and The One, plus actress who plays Phoebe on Friends,
15:49plus Garth Brooks' album named for lassoing the breeze, plus Chicago's breezy nickname.
15:56Mike?
15:58Jet Lisa Kudroping the Windy City.
16:01Yes.
16:02Oh, God.
16:03He does not know how to lay down.
16:08He only knows how to kill.
16:10He only knows how to kill.
16:12He has one speech.
16:13He has two.
16:14He has two.
16:15That was fun, man.
16:20So, it's down to Mike again, and we'll be back with the Smush Chain right after this.
16:24Let's see which one of them goes on to the money round.
16:37David has four points, and Goliath, I mean Mike, has 19.
16:55We are going to create a Smush Chain right now.
17:09When you buzz in, guys, you must complete the entire chain up to that point.
17:13The longer the chain, the more it's worth.
17:15Just so you know this, David, it's not insurmountable, the ground you have to cover.
17:20It can be done in this round, or we wouldn't do it.
17:23Here's your first clue for one point.
17:25Good luck, gentlemen.
17:27The Carpenters' song that asks, why do birds suddenly appear?
17:33Mike.
17:34Close to you.
17:35Yes.
17:36This is for two points.
17:37Abbreviation for unidentified flying.
17:41Mike.
17:41Close to UFO.
17:43Yes.
17:44This is for three points.
17:45Initials for Orenthal James.
17:48Mike.
17:49Close to UFOJ.
17:50Yes.
17:51Common female pseudonym, in court cases, sounds like a girl.
17:57David.
17:58Close to UFO Jane Doe.
18:00Yes.
18:01Very good.
18:07For five points, Japanese name for a karate school.
18:11Mike.
18:12Close to UFO Jane Doejo.
18:15Arigato.
18:16Very good.
18:17Ah, yes.
18:18This is for six points.
18:19Snoopy's hip-sounding alias.
18:22David.
18:23Close to UFO Jane Doejo Cool.
18:31Yes.
18:32For six points.
18:33Good job.
18:34I thought I was speaking a foreign language for a moment.
18:38You were.
18:39I thought for a moment.
18:40I've insulted.
18:41Smush it.
18:42Thanks.
18:43Can I go on with the game?
18:46This is for seven points.
18:47Movie in which Kim, and here's the latest pronunciation of her name, just in from CNN.
18:53Basinger.
18:54Ooh.
18:55Mike.
18:56Oh.
18:57I forgot the first one.
18:59Well, that's not too good, is it?
19:00Oh, no.
19:01I had the last one.
19:02Well, that doesn't help you now, doesn't it?
19:03David, this is all you.
19:04You can just take your time here.
19:05Not that it really matters.
19:06But, um, movie in which Kim Basinger plays a hot cartoon come to life.
19:07This is for pride.
19:08And for all the people you left back home.
19:09And for our men.
19:10Let me answer.
19:11Oh.
19:12Oh.
19:13I thought you were still reading that.
19:14Oh, no.
19:15Close to U F O Jane Dojo Cool City.
19:32Ooh.
19:33Dojo Cool World.
19:34Cool World.
19:35Oh, darn.
19:36But, nice going, nice game.
19:38Unfortunately, you couldn't get by Mike.
19:42When we come back, Mike will play to win up to $8,000.
19:45In The Money Round.
20:15Mike, welcome to the money round.
20:18Nice going in the game.
20:20Let me tell you things are going to go.
20:21Lisa is writing a word or a phrase on the mirror of which you are actually bigger than in lipstick.
20:27I will give you five clues.
20:29You will smoosh the answers on the front or the back of the word or phrase.
20:33You get 45 seconds.
20:34Every correct answer, we give you $1,000.
20:37You get five right, we'll bump it up to $8,000 for you.
20:41Yeah, huh?
20:42Yeah.
20:43All right.
20:45You have 45 seconds.
20:47Like I said, use your time wisely.
20:49If you don't know something, you can pass and go back to it, provided it's within the 45 seconds.
20:53Good luck.
20:53All right, here's your word.
20:54Your word is lumberjack.
20:58Lumberjack.
20:59And your time, your 45 seconds, begins now.
21:03Type of party where all the girls wear jammies and sleep over.
21:08Slumberjack.
21:08Yes.
21:09A hollowed-out pumpkin with a face carved into it.
21:13Lumberjack-o-lantern.
21:14Yes.
21:15Florida City, where the NFL Jaguars play.
21:19Lumberjacksonville.
21:20Yes.
21:20Singer whose hits include Dr. My Eyes and Running on Empty.
21:25Lumberjackson Brown.
21:26Yes.
21:27In the board game Clue, the purple guy with the scholarly name.
21:32Professor Plumberjack.
21:33You just won $8,000.
21:34Oh, there's the pregnant wife.
21:40Nice to meet you.
21:40Hey, if you want to play Spush Online, do so at usanetwork.com.
21:44Thank you very much for watching.
21:49Thank you very much for watching.
21:57Spush Online, do so at usanetwork.com.
21:59Thank you very much for watching.
22:01and we'll see you next time.
22:02Thank you very much for watching.
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