- 7 giờ trước
Brassic - Season 7 Episode 2 -
Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf
Once Upon a Time in Dusseldorf
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09:11Anh nói,
09:13Chúng ta muốn giá.
09:15Đừng quên tôi,
09:17chú chú chú chú chú chú chú.
09:19Chúng tôi sẽ tìm ra.
09:21Chúng ta sẽ tìm ra.
09:23Chúng ta sẽ tìm ra.
09:25Đó là gì tôi có thể tìm ra.
09:27Chúng tôi có thể tìm ra.
09:29Chúng tôi.
09:35Chúng tôi?
09:37Ôtto runs the local post office
09:39and since the legalisation of cannabis
09:41people come here to smoke,
09:43to party, from the UK, France
09:45and many of them get the idea to post drugs
09:47back home.
09:49So they google local post office,
09:51Otto's the first hit.
09:53So they wander in and ask
09:55How much did you post a letter back to the UK?
09:57So he tells them the price of a stamp.
09:59Ôtto knows they're posting weed,
10:01mushrooms. Then it throws them
10:03into a special red delivery bag.
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12:19Right.
12:21Jim, you stay here with the gear and Hans will go and negotiate.
12:25I don't like this.
12:27They've got nasty eyes.
12:29They're probably gonna kill us and dump our bodies in the Seine.
12:32The Seine is in France.
12:33You're missing the fucking point.
12:35I am this close to achieving a lifelong ambition
12:39and now I'm gonna get shot in the face
12:41on some misguided envelope-based fucking scam.
12:44Jim, love, how do I put this gently?
12:46Um, shut the fuck up, you stupid old cunt!
12:59Ah, Mr. Boseman.
13:02Wo ist Otto?
13:03Tell him that we are colleagues and we have what he needs.
13:07Wir sind Ottos Kollegen.
13:08Kollegen.
13:09Otto ist beschäftigt, aber wir haben was gebraucht.
13:11Ja.
13:12Hat Otto den Weihnachtsmann an seine zwei Helfer geschickt,
13:14um seine Drecksarbeit zu erledigen?
13:15Wieso sieht der englische Weihnachtsmann so klapprig aus?
13:18Post-Brexit-Weihnachtsmann.
13:20Oh, ja, was they're saying?
13:23They say Otto sent Santa Claus, I think they mean Jim,
13:27and his two elves, that's us, to do his deal for him.
13:31Okay.
13:32And then they did a bunch of follow-up stuff,
13:34which is German humor and won't be funny to you.
13:36Okay.
13:37Was wollen diese Zwerge?
13:38Now they are asking how much you want for the gear?
13:40Chúng ta muốn 20.000 Euro
13:4320.000 Euro
13:4520.000 Euro
13:49Der Weihnachtsmann hat wohl den ganzen Whisky zu früh gesoffen
13:52They say that Santa must be drunk on all the Whisky if we want 20k
13:55Wir machen euch ein Deal
13:57Wenn ihr unsere Weihnachtssocken füllt
13:59Gibt's 4.000 Euro für euch
14:01They will give us 4k
14:02If we agree to fill their Christmas stockings
14:05Jesus Christ, so fucking gentle humor this, isn't it?
14:07Tell them 15k, and that's my final offer
14:1015,000
14:13Rude
14:1410k, and that's as long as I'll go
14:1610
14:175,000
14:18They say 5
14:19Remind euch cunts who won the war
14:21No, no, Jim, we're not going down that route, thank you very much
14:23Alright, 9k, 9k, and that is it
14:26That is as long as I'll go, or may God strike Jim down
14:299
14:30Das beste Angebot
14:318
14:328
14:33Fine, done
14:34Fucking great
14:35Now let's get the dough so we can get on with the bukkake
14:38Tell them that we want to see the cash before the drugs get handed over
14:41Wir wollen zuerst die Kohle sehen, bitte
14:43Kohle sehen
14:44Sicher
14:45Aber vorher will ich ein Bild mit dem Weihnachtsmann
14:48They want a photograph with Santa Claus
14:51You are?
14:52Are you for real?
14:53Yes, they want to send it to a friend
14:55Crikey
14:56Alright, alright, go on
14:57Hey, hey, having a great beard does not make me Santa Claus
15:00Oh my God
15:01Rathbutin had a great beard
15:02Fucking Fidel Castro had a great beard
15:04Tee!
15:05Glitching that fucking selfie, Yukon
15:06He's wearing disposable gloves
15:08Only killers wear disposable gloves
15:11Well, hold on, maybe he's got a germ phobia
15:12Go on, get in the selfie, love
15:13There we go
15:14See?
15:15Ah, Schnell
15:16They're good
15:17Yeah, super cool
15:20We had sense for dying
15:21Come, come
15:22He says now one with all of us here
15:23What's going on?
15:24No
15:25We're joking
15:26What?
15:27Okay
15:28Stillen night
15:29We're singing
15:30Heilige night
15:31Yeah, lovely
15:33Alles schläfts traute
15:37Ah!
15:38Ah, Jesus!
15:43Hey, hey, no!
15:44Oh, no!
15:54Ah!
15:55Ah!
15:56You fucking hire car!
15:57No!
15:59Ah!
16:01No!
16:04My best shirt was in that suitcase
16:06And me tingly body rub
16:08And me corn plasters
16:09You honestly gonna go for that whole fucking weird smorgasbord
16:12If nicked off with that fucking luggage, a passport, and my fucking hire car that I didn't get insured
16:17You didn't take the insurance?
16:19No
16:20Would you like to take the insurance?
16:22Yeah, four days in Dusseldorf was the worst that could happen
16:27Would you like to take the insurance?
16:28Would you like to take the insurance?
16:29Fuck!
16:30Fuck!
16:31We lost a car, but we gained a jacket
16:35Stop it
16:36What do you think?
16:37I've not got time for whimsy now, love
16:38Oh
16:39What's this?
16:40What was it?
16:41What was it?
16:42What is it?
16:43Br-browere Schumann, 10.30
16:45That's a beer haul
16:46That's a fucking meetup
16:47That's a fucking meetup?
16:48He's been there tonight
16:49Unless it was last night and he's just still in his pocket
16:51I swear to God, man
16:53But Dad, we have to go to Grandma and Grandpapa's
16:56Ah
16:57In fact, we need to be there in 22 minutes
17:00Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do
17:01We're gonna go to the relatives, have a bit of din-dins, lovely
17:04Then, early to bed, let me sneak out and go and retrieve what's rightfully ours
17:07Brilliant, call an Uber
17:08Hang on a minute
17:09What about me getting what I came for?
17:11Jim, read the fucking room, events have moved on
17:14So you're just gonna go off to dinner and leave me here in the middle of fucking nowhere
17:21You can come with us, as you say in England, the more of the people, the merrier the situation
17:27Nice one
17:28Take care
17:29Yeah
17:30Yeah
17:31Yeah
17:32Yeah
17:41It's Mummy
17:42This is a huge moment
17:45My mother and my father reunited after so many years
17:48Alright, alright, I'm coming
17:50Words which ironically led to your creation
17:52Mummy
17:54And that's what I said when I came
17:57Hans
17:58It's Daddy
17:59Thomas
18:00Well, yes, it has been a very long time
18:03Yes
18:04Hello again
18:05Hello, Veronica
18:06Looking well
18:07Very, er, Germanic
18:09With your hair like that and the royal neck and all that, you know
18:12And you look very English
18:16Thank you
18:17I think
18:18Who is this?
18:19This is Jim, a friend of Dad's
18:20Good to meet you
18:21I've heard a lot about you
18:22Well, the 16 year old you
18:24The one that liked cowgirl on school trip
18:26Jim
18:27Sorry
18:28About that
18:29Veronica
18:31Hans
18:32Papa
18:33Hi, hello
18:34Kinder
18:35So good to see you
18:41Buy a drink first, eh?
18:43Papa
18:44I'll be at the circus
18:46Oh me
18:47Mein lieber
18:48Opa
18:49Yeah
18:50Das ist mein Vater
18:51Thomas
18:52Vater
18:53Und sein Freund Jim
18:54Freund
18:55Did you not bring any luggage?
18:56We had it stolen
18:57I hope you have insurance
18:59Ha
19:0450 quid
19:05Fuck that
19:07What's the worst that could happen?
19:11Never mind
19:12I'll lend you some of my briefs
19:13Let's go
19:14Come
19:15Have you a food?
19:16There's our briefs
19:17Yes
19:21Thomas
19:22Come hurry up
19:23Schnell
19:24This is our sauna
19:25And I built it with my own hands
19:27Just as Gitte
19:28Is preparing us the most amazing feast
19:31And there's nothing more enticing for the appetite than a
19:34Cold plunge
19:35Oh
19:37Oh
19:38The secret is
19:39It's complete submerging all the way to your neck
19:42And you hold it for two minutes and not a second less
19:45Two
19:46Two full minutes
19:47Right
19:48Now follow me
19:56Yeah
19:57Now you
19:58Come
19:59Okay
20:00Ha ha
20:01Here goes
20:02What thing?
20:03Eh?
20:04Test the water as it
20:05Whoa
20:06Hi
20:07Oh fuck me
20:08Yes
20:09That's very very cold actually
20:10Don't allow yourself to think about it
20:11Yes Noel
20:12I have cold about it
20:13And the brain is very much saying
20:14No thank you
20:15So I'm just gonna go say
20:16Alright
20:17Count him in
20:18Fünf
20:19Fünf
20:20Vier
20:21Drei
20:22Zwei
20:23Eins
20:24I mentioned that I do have a heart defect
20:26And so I'm a bit concerned this might bring about a cardiac arrest
20:29Oh
20:30Oh
20:31Oh
20:32Ha ha ha
20:33Ha ha ha
20:34Ha ha ha
20:35Hey
20:36Reminds me of the merchant neighbor
20:37Oh
20:38Oh
20:39Except if we were all naked
20:40I'm fucking crazy
20:41Hey
20:42Hey I'm just gonna get some wine from the J
20:45Alright
20:46Oh and get me some tampons will ya
20:48I told you use a moon cup
20:50Hey
20:52Just get the tampons
20:53You get them
20:54I'm not buying shitty single use plastic
20:56Weirdo
20:57Here's my love
20:58Oh it's no way today
20:59I'll put that in your tree
21:01Don't sweat the technique
21:02Alright fucking go
21:03Go fucking joking
21:04Fuck sake Faye
21:05You're meant to go in for a bottle of wine
21:06Yeah well an opportunity arose
21:07Did you hit him then?
21:08Only gently
21:09Fuck me
21:10I thought we were leaving all this small time shit behind and where am I going to
21:17go in for a bottle of wine?
21:19Yeah well an opportunity arose
21:20Did you hit him then?
21:21Only gently
21:22Fuck me
21:23I thought we were leaving all this small time shit behind and where are my fucking tampons eh
21:28That guy in there who's probably just doing his fucking job minimum wage probably getting
21:32into all kinds of trouble now
21:34It's not right Ellie
21:35You're asking me to compromise
21:36I'll do that
21:37I'll do that
21:38I'll do that
21:39I'll do that
21:40I'll do that
21:41But I'll do that
21:42I'll do that
21:43I'll do that
21:44I'll do that
21:45I'll do that
21:46I'll do that
21:47Điều này không phải làm được, Ali.
21:49Anh hãy bảo tôi để mởi mặt của mình là một phần mặt.
21:52Mởi mặt của mình là một phần mặt.
21:53Một phần mặt của mình không phải mặt một cái quid.
21:56Tôi phần mặt của anh nói vào một phần mặt.
21:59Anh, phần mặt.
22:02Vâng.
22:09Vâng, Ernst.
22:11Vâng, thật là tôi đã nói với tôi, cô ấy.
22:15Mình, cố gắng đặt mặt mặt.
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24:01Và khi cô ấy có thể tự án cho cô ấy,
24:05cô ấy có thể tự án cho cô ấy,
24:07cô ấy có thể tự án cho cô ấy,
24:10cô ấy là người có thể tự án.
24:17Cảm ơn cô ấy, không?
24:20Cảm ơn cô ấy.
24:23Tôi nghĩ tôi là một tình yêu của mình.
24:26Tại vì tôi là một tình yêu của tôi.
24:28Và tôi nghĩ Véronika, cô đứa, cũng là một đứa nữa.
24:32Anh.
24:33Ernst, đem thử cho tôi.
24:36Tôi đã chắc chắn,
24:38gì với cái lần lâu đó?
24:42Oh, my God, this is what I...
24:58Tại sao tôi không nói chuyện gì tôi không nói chuyện với anh?
25:02Tôi không nói chuyện gì đến khi tôi đến từng cửa, không?
25:05Không có đoàn, chỉ là không có thể như thế.
25:09Nói, tôi nghĩ.
25:17Có nhiều phần tầng đồ.
25:20Chúng tôi chỉ có một phần tầng đồ.
25:22Và tôi sẽ có một phần tầng đồ.
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27:00Ein und aus
27:10Ein und aus
27:20Immer im Rhythmus
27:25Jim, geh die fucking shoes an
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31:58I'll tell you what
31:59Oh
32:00That's not good
32:15Oh
32:17Oh
32:21He's alive
32:22Thank God
32:23Hey
32:24Tell you what
32:26I'm having that
32:28Boots land
32:29Right, five lights on
32:30Right, you check the boot
32:32Nothing back here
32:37Oh, jackpot
32:38It's mobile telephone
32:40Let's get this cunt
32:41Into our car
32:42Are we taking him to the hospital?
32:44Oh, we folk
32:45Oh, this bastard's a bargaining chip
32:47Is it chip or is it chit?
32:49Dad, I don't like this
32:50I think I might be out of my depth
32:52I can't take a man hostage
32:54Look, love
32:55You're only hostage
32:56If you're being held against your will
32:58And he's gagging to come with us, aren't you, mate?
33:00Get me the fuck out of here
33:05They're all fucking psychos
33:07There we go
33:08How do you like that, you great German shit?
33:13Right, here is the plan
33:15We're gonna bell Bootsman up off Lado's phone
33:17Bootsman's gonna pick up the phone
33:19Because he thinks one of his guys calling
33:20Then we're gonna say to him
33:21Or rather you're gonna say to him
33:23Because you speak German
33:23You're not getting your lad back
33:25Until we get
33:26A. Our passport
33:27B. Our luggage
33:30And see the fucking gear
33:32That he stole from us
33:33I can't do that
33:34No, no, darling
33:36If we don't get our passports back
33:37We can't go on
33:38And as much as you might be the nation
33:40Who invented socks and sandals
33:41You do not deserve
33:42A crusty old racist farmer
33:44Fine
33:44Give me the telephone
33:45But I want to do it my way
33:48With politeness
33:49Good for you
33:50Good lad
33:51Nice
33:52Politeness?
33:53Are you fucking sure he's your kid?
33:54Says the man with a super smart lesbian daughter
33:56Lesbian?
33:59As in
33:59She's a fucking lesbian
34:01And she sleeps with women
34:03What do you think of?
34:03Oh my God
34:04Did you not know that?
34:05You're saying that my alley
34:06Is a fucking donut bumper?
34:08Jim, honestly
34:09As much as it might be difficult
34:10For you to get your head around
34:11The fact that you have spawned
34:12A homosexual
34:13Maybe she'd be grateful, you know
34:14Because she's a lovely young woman, isn't she?
34:16This is her fucking mother, this
34:17I told her not to introduce her
34:19To fucking hockey
34:20All them young girls
34:21Short skirts
34:22Big wooden fucking sticks
34:24I worry about your world view
34:26I really do, Jim
34:26Hey, look
34:27There's a place here
34:28Half a mile away
34:29Look, it says
34:30Catering for all erotic desires
34:32Jesus Christ
34:33Jim, if you mention Bukkaki
34:35One more fucking time
34:36You fucking promise you'd help me
34:38No, no, no, no
34:39Factually inaccurate that
34:40What I seem to recall happening
34:41Is you following me
34:42To a foreign nation
34:44Like a fucking sex-dementor
34:46What do you say, love?
34:48He said
34:48You can keep him
34:50What?
34:52The man in the back
34:53He said
34:53I don't care
34:54Keep him
34:55Fucking hell
35:01Fucking damn it
35:03Fuck you, Germany
35:04I'll fucking leave you
35:09Fill your boots
35:11Actually, don't fill your boots
35:12I wish he'd not said
35:13That's a horrible image
35:14Grandad isn't going to be
35:18Very happy about the car
35:19That's a fucking understatement
35:20Well, to be honest, love
35:22I reckon your grandad's opinion of me
35:23Wasn't that high to begin with
35:25What makes you say that?
35:27Hmm?
35:28Oh
35:28Hmm
35:29Cold to hunch
35:30And your mum
35:32Fuck, you know
35:33She was a bit, er
35:34Cool
35:35Frosty
35:36Ice cold
35:37You know
35:38Mum is the sort of person
35:39Who keeps her emotions
35:40Inside herself
35:41She will have been nervous
35:43About seeing you again
35:44I think
35:45Hmm
35:45I suppose I'm just a stranger to her
35:47Aren't I?
35:49I'm just, er
35:49Someone's had a youthful fling
35:51With many moons a girl
35:52Nothing more
35:53Nothing less
35:55Sorry, this reads up
35:56Is it just me?
35:57Or
35:57It seemed very much like
35:58Those two men over there
35:59Are heading this way
36:00With rather large sledgehammers
36:02They are definitely
36:06Coming in this direction
36:08Hmm
36:08I mean
36:11No one else are here
36:12No one's followed us
36:13So they can't be here for
36:14Us
36:17Release Lucas
36:20How the fuck
36:21They're not easier
36:22Release him
36:23Now
36:24Dad, this is scary
36:25No, no, no, no
36:26Sweetheart
36:26They're trying to frighten us
36:27Aren't they?
36:28I'll handle this
36:29Guten Abend
36:31Guten Abend
36:32Ja, ja
36:33Den sledgehammer
36:35Den vorschlaghammer niederlegen
36:38Den vorschlaghammer niederlegen
36:41Just speak English
36:42Your German is worse than a three-year-old
36:44Listen
36:45I've told Boseman
36:46We'll release him
36:47When we get our passports
36:49And the gear you stole
36:50Now
36:50Or
36:51We fuck up your car more
36:52It's not my car
36:53It's my son's granddad's
36:54So
36:54Your son's granddad
36:55So
36:56Not your father
36:57But your wife's father
36:58No, she's not my wife
36:59Actually
37:00Either
37:00In fact, I barely even know her
37:01We had a brief sexual encounter
37:03Two decades ago
37:05And you didn't use protection
37:06Okay, no
37:07How did you find us?
37:08Find my phone app
37:09Of course
37:11Everyone has this
37:13Right, no, listen
37:14Listen
37:15Right
37:15We had a fair deal
37:16Hmm
37:16And Boseman
37:18Shafted us
37:19Right at the asshole
37:20And this dickhead
37:21In the back
37:22He's written off my hire car
37:23He didn't take the insurance
37:25No, I did not
37:26Look
37:27I am going to count to three
37:29And then you release Lucas
37:31He doesn't fucking like it, love
37:32We're not giving him back
37:33Until we get
37:34What's rightfully ours
37:35Ain't
37:36We have to let him go
37:38They're bluffing
37:39Spy
37:39I don't think they're bluffing
37:40Because they're bluffing
37:41Fucking
37:41In front of the car
37:42Aren't they?
37:42Could run them over
37:43In fact I'll run them over
37:43Don't run them over
37:45Drive
37:45See
37:47What'd I say
37:48Bluffing
37:49Ah
37:50Ah
37:51Ah
37:52Ah
37:52Ah
37:53Stop the car
37:55Drive away
37:56He's going to kill us
37:59Ah
37:59Don't do that
38:00Do not do that
38:01No, fuck off
38:02Ah
38:03Ah
38:04Ah
38:05Fucking
38:05Ah
38:06You fucking
38:06Don't you
38:07No
38:08He's opening the doors
38:09No, he's not
38:09He's got me
38:11Ah
38:12Ah
38:13Open the fucking car door
38:15Where we slash your granddaddy's tire
38:16Ah
38:17Ah
38:18Ah
38:19Ah
38:20Ah
38:21Ah
38:22No
38:22No
38:23No
38:23No
38:24No
38:24No
38:25No
38:25No
38:26No
38:26Does he know?
38:27Step away from the fucking vehicle
38:29Yeah
38:31Fucking hell
38:32Hold on the door
38:34Come on Jim
38:35Get off
38:36Get off
38:36Ah
38:37Ah
38:38Ah
38:39Ah
38:40Ah
38:41Ah
38:41Ah
38:42What do you think?
38:43Follow us
38:44Oh, throw the phone out the window
38:45The phone, the phone, the phone
38:46Throw the phone out the window
38:47Or I could turn off
38:47Find my phone
38:48Yeah, yeah, no, I'll do that
38:50Yeah, yeah, yeah
38:50Thank you for saving us
38:51Excuse the deed
38:52Eh, the deed
38:53If you've done the deed
38:53If you've done the deed
38:53If you've done the deed done
38:54No, he fucking isn't
38:56What are you going to do with him in the bath?
38:57We can't take him back to my grandparents' house
38:59Explaining the car is going to be bad enough without a hostage in the booth
39:03It's not a hostage, it's free to go at any time
39:05Half fever, half fever
39:06Uncle Jay took a shine to you, told me in the kitchen
39:11You said you were a keeper
39:13Yeah, I bet you did
39:14Fuck off
39:16And you said you'd get us some work
39:19Yeah, what kind of work?
39:22I don't know, like
39:24I don't know, but we can trust him
39:26It'll be good
39:27Mm
39:28Now then
39:29Admit it
39:31How sexy did you find me robbing that shop?
39:36Come on
39:37You know you did
39:39Did not
39:40You did
39:41Did not
39:42You loved it
39:46Davy?
39:51Liz says you're up here, is that right?
40:02Davy?
40:08Davy, love
40:09I've told you tonight, Alfred Barnard
40:12Jesus fucking Christ
40:13Of course you stood right there
40:15Bloody terrifying
40:16Stop, stop being Alfred Barnard for a minute
40:19I know it's you
40:20Oi
40:21Liz has told me
40:22That you've demanded to move in here a little bit
40:25Demanded?
40:26Why are you still doing the voice?
40:28Listen
40:28She's told me
40:30That you're like a crazy woman in an attic
40:32Are you listening?
40:32The only time she ever sees you is when you want sustenance
40:35And to the best of her knowledge
40:37You've been in this fucking room for three bloody weeks
40:39Is that true?
40:40She likes to talk, doesn't she, Miss Jones?
40:43Yeah, but listen
40:44I'm worried about you, Davy
40:46I've stayed in the crow's nest before
40:48It fucking sucks
40:49Did you know
40:50That that television console
40:51Has only got free view?
40:53Right
40:53I've spent my days
40:55Watching reruns of A Place in the Sun
40:57Oh
40:58One couple
40:58Wanted to sell their house in Burnley
41:00And relocate
41:01To Fuerteventura
41:03Imagine the idiocy
41:05What's going on?
41:06What the fuck's happened?
41:07Somebody made it abundantly clear
41:12That they wanted me dead
41:15I can smell your balls from it
41:20I'm sorry, dude
41:21You haven't been showering
41:22I had a flannel wash this morning
41:24Thank you very much
41:25Come on
41:25We're going for a drive
41:26You can tell me what's going on
41:27And Donna had scurried off back to Liverpool
41:35With a tail between her legs
41:37And I was feeling very proud of myself
41:40And the can dead
41:42Me in Manalido's mansion
41:44Ruling the roost
41:46I was the king of the fucking world
41:49And then
41:50One night
41:51I woke up
41:54And I could feel something wet
41:56In the bed alongside me
41:57And I was thinking
41:58What on earth can that be?
42:01I'm alone in bed
42:02What could be wet
42:03Down there?
42:05Oh, fucking hell
42:06What was it?
42:07You've seen The Godfather
42:08I assume
42:09With the horse's head
42:10You joke
42:11It wasn't a fuck
42:12Was it that?
42:15Worse
42:16Your Donna
42:18No
42:19I won't give a shit about that
42:21No
42:22It was
42:23Oh
42:24Oh
42:26Oh
42:28Oh
42:30Oh
42:31Oh
42:32Fuck me
42:32The exotic zoo
42:33Yes, correct
42:34Vincent
42:35There was a note
42:36Telling me that if I didn't leave that evening
42:39Then it would be my head
42:40In my mother's bed
42:41Shit
42:43Shit indeed
42:43Sweetheart
42:44I'm not ashamed to say
42:47It shook me
42:48Do you know who it was?
42:51It was that cross-dressing cunt kittens
42:53Oh
42:53Revenge
42:54For McCann
42:56Why did I get McCann killed?
42:59Hmm?
43:00For you
43:00Mum
43:01To help you
43:02And now, look
43:03Comes back to haunt me
43:05Well, I mean, it suited you down to the fucking ground, didn't it, and all
43:08Didn't be in, Dad
43:09What's that?
43:10What's that?
43:11That's Demi Shrewsos
43:12Who the fuck's that?
43:13Demi Shrewsos
43:14Who the fuck's that?
43:15Demi Shrewsos
43:16Who the fuck's that?
43:17Demi Shrewsos?
43:18It's my mother's favourite
43:20Who the fuck did you tell were you?
43:22I haven't told anyone we're up here, you fucking nutcase
43:25I don't know, Jesus, what's wrong with you?
43:27This is how it ends
43:28On a cold, lonely road
43:30With you
43:31About my side
43:33Oh, quick
43:34Give up
43:35We'd better run
43:36He's a man on his way home
43:37He's just a random dickhead
43:39Vincent!
43:40Wait
43:53Hans
43:54Get inside
43:59And you in
44:04Where have you been?
44:06Er
44:07That is
44:08A
44:09Very
44:10Long story
44:11Leading my boy astray
44:13What are you doing here, Tomu?
44:15Why did you come here?
44:17I sometimes wish he had never found you
44:20He should have left the past in the past
44:22You'd like that, wouldn't you?
44:25Pretend I don't exist
44:31That's alright, love
44:32Your, erm
44:33Your dad, your dad let the cat out of the bag
44:35Why, you didn't want to let me know that I had a son
44:38Yeah
44:39Yeah
44:40What did he say?
44:43He said them
44:44It's alright, when you're me
44:53When you grow up like I grew up
44:55Shit, parents
44:57Bounced round from care home to care home
44:59People have a certain way of looking at you
45:01They don't have high hopes for you
45:05And, erm
45:07You know, you go to school and careers and all that
45:09And they do the same thing
45:10And they do
45:11You've got best
45:12Condescending
45:13Pat on the back
45:14But tell you basically
45:15You are fucking nothing
45:16You're nothing
45:17And you're always going to be nothing
45:18Right
45:19And so you have to just sort of either
45:21Fall in line
45:23Without thinking
45:24Or fighting
45:25Or like fight
45:26Fight back
45:27You know
45:28Fight
45:29To
45:30Prove yourself
45:31To prove those dickheads wrong
45:33But it
45:34It follows you
45:35Erm
45:36And
45:37And
45:38You know, people looking down on you
45:39And thinking that you're nothing
45:40Thinking that you're worthless
45:41And you're shit
45:42Follows you around
45:43I
45:44I
45:45I fucking tried
45:46I
45:47I fought really hard
45:48And
45:49Right
45:50To
45:51And I'll keep fighting now
45:52For him
45:53For my lad
45:54And
45:55Just prove to your dad
45:56And
45:57Fucking
45:5816 year old you
45:59That I'm not shit actually
46:00And that I can make something of my life
46:04Okay
46:09I
46:11I didn't tell you I was pregnant
46:12Because
46:14I was scared you'd reject me
46:20I felt like I loved you
46:23And I wanted to have your child
46:25But
46:27I was scared you'd tell me to get rid of it
46:33I thought about you so much over the years
46:36And I did want to tell you but
46:39Weeks turned to months and
46:42I
46:44I
46:45I
46:46I'm glad you didn't get rid of him
46:47Because he's the best thing
46:48In my whole life
46:49Sorry
46:50You know
46:51You
46:52You've done a
46:55Fantastic job
46:57You really have
46:58God I'm sorry for all this mad shit
47:01That I've fucking got him into now
47:02You're both back safe and
47:04Apart from the state of my father's car
47:06Hopefully it's all done and dealt with now
47:08It is
47:09Yeah it is
47:10Except for the fellas tied up in the boots
47:11Hello world, this day is the gold
47:12It is
47:13Yeah it is
47:17Except for the fellas tied up in the boots
47:18I'm sure you have done worse
47:19I hope your car insurance fucks you and your shit car
47:21You damn asshole
47:23I'm sure you have done worse
47:24I hope your car insurance fucks you and your shit car
47:26You damn asshole
47:27I'm sure you have done worse
47:28I hope your car insurance fucks you and your shit car
47:42You damn asshole
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49:19Sexually
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49:30I negotiated with both men
49:35He now has a membership to my club
49:37Mila, you are an absolute fucking superstar
49:41Say to this Carlo, eh?
49:43Carized
49:44You took the insurance?
49:53What do you mean you're going back to school?
49:54To a school reunion
49:55Let's get smashed
49:56Meet me in the science lab
49:58That body was destined to be in a leotard
50:00On a stage
50:01You look like you want to hit me
50:03Fuck
50:03I was bullied here too
50:06I could get TJ and you could get mine
50:08I think our runner is about to do something really stupid
50:10What the fuck
50:15I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:20I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:24I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:28I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:32Give me the strength to carry on
50:36Give me the strength to carry on
50:40I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:41I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:42I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:43I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:44I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:45I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:46I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:47I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:48I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:49I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:50I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:51I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:52I've got so much trouble in my mind
50:53I've got so much trouble in my mind
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