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00:00:00When you're dating a male porn star, does he have to like hold his nut for the next day?
00:00:04I have to.
00:00:04It's actually a tragedy.
00:00:06I'll wake up horny in the morning and then I'm like, babe, can you please just f*** me?
00:00:09And then he'll come later on set.
00:00:10You'll edge?
00:00:11Like a real gooner, baby.
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00:01:06Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.
00:01:08This is PILLOW TALK.
00:01:08I'm your host, Ryan Pownall.
00:01:10The number one podcast in the world.
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00:01:12Let's go, baby.
00:01:13Here with a lot of award winners today.
00:01:16Superstar episode blockbuster.
00:01:18Starting with my right.
00:01:19First time co-hosting on the show.
00:01:21It's an honor to have her.
00:01:23She is the biggest thing in porn right now.
00:01:24The most viewed last year.
00:01:26Maybe the most viewed last five years.
00:01:27This is the queen, Violet Myers.
00:01:29Great intro.
00:01:31Nice.
00:01:32Most viewed in the world.
00:01:33How about that?
00:01:34That's pretty dangerous.
00:01:35You were most viewed last year.
00:01:36Damn.
00:01:36Yeah.
00:01:37People like me.
00:01:38People like you.
00:01:38They love you.
00:01:39I mean, what's not to love about you?
00:01:40Isn't that crazy?
00:01:42People watch you of 8 billion people more than anyone else on earth.
00:01:45Pretty cool.
00:01:45That's pretty crazy.
00:01:46And the biggest couple in all of adults.
00:01:49Maybe ever.
00:01:50Ever?
00:01:51Maybe.
00:01:52Maybe.
00:01:52I can't say.
00:01:53Holy fuck.
00:01:54They came up and they blew up.
00:01:56And now you guys are ranked top on the hub.
00:01:59You're shooting with the biggest stars in the world.
00:02:01Everyone loves you.
00:02:02Your boobs are iconic.
00:02:04Your dick is iconic.
00:02:06Everyone loves you guys.
00:02:07Everybody looking at them.
00:02:08Yeah.
00:02:09First time on the show.
00:02:10Welcome Hailey Rose.
00:02:12Max Bills.
00:02:12Thank you, Ryan.
00:02:13Wow.
00:02:14Wow.
00:02:15What the fuck is up?
00:02:16When he told me, I was like, yeah, I want to do it.
00:02:18Hell yeah.
00:02:19What's going on here?
00:02:20Yeah, that means a lot.
00:02:21There's something going on here.
00:02:23They're stepsisters.
00:02:23Is that what it is?
00:02:25Because you guys are similar vibes?
00:02:27I think it's the big titties.
00:02:29That I don't want to say.
00:02:29And our brown eyes.
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:31For sure.
00:02:32Yeah, the dark hair.
00:02:33Dark hair.
00:02:34Big tits.
00:02:35Latina vibes.
00:02:36With you, Violet, do people prefer, because you're the best at doing the, like the reverse
00:02:42cowgirl, but you're on your knees?
00:02:44That's your move?
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:46Do they prefer that, or do they like when you do the missionary with the booby shake?
00:02:49No, they like the missionary.
00:02:51With the booby shake?
00:02:52Yeah.
00:02:52Okay.
00:02:53And you, the boobs?
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55I mean, I'm a reverse cowgirl girl.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:02:58Also, mish.
00:02:59Yeah.
00:02:59Oh, reverse cowgirl.
00:03:00I hate that, but.
00:03:01You don't like it?
00:03:02Well, it's always a struggle to do it.
00:03:05Oh, she's good at it.
00:03:05And it doesn't feel good for girls, I heard.
00:03:07And then when I feel my titties like swinging in circles and shit, I'm like, this is worth
00:03:09it.
00:03:09That's how you know, yeah.
00:03:10That's how you know you're doing a good job.
00:03:11You're a performer.
00:03:12Hey, how come girls, lately, girls I've been having sex with, they do this trick to come
00:03:17where it's like they're scooting their chair closer to lunch table?
00:03:20What does that do for girls?
00:03:21The clit.
00:03:22That's the, for me, that's like the G-spot.
00:03:24Okay.
00:03:24Because like, it's like on the inside of the wall, and it kind of just like, yeah.
00:03:28Okay, I'll tell you, Max, you can agree.
00:03:30It does nothing for us.
00:03:31No, I actually kind of dig it.
00:03:33Because they're getting turned off.
00:03:34Because they're getting off on my dick, dude.
00:03:36That's lit.
00:03:37Good point.
00:03:38It makes you like horny around me.
00:03:38I'm like, I'm like, yeah, that's right, bitch.
00:03:40Because I'm thinking.
00:03:41Sometimes it makes me squirt.
00:03:42No way.
00:03:43Oh, yeah, she squirts hella in reverse.
00:03:44Yeah.
00:03:45So what do you do then?
00:03:46You pull out and you have to time it?
00:03:48Dude, her pussy gets so tight, it just like squeezes my dick out.
00:03:51Kind of.
00:03:52It's like, how a banana out of a peel.
00:03:54How often are you guys having sex?
00:03:56And then how often are you guys making love?
00:03:58Versus how often are you filming for content?
00:04:00Oh my god.
00:04:01Bro.
00:04:02I mean, it all varies a lot.
00:04:03Like, my schedule's never the same.
00:04:06But like, whenever, like, I don't know.
00:04:09Do you want to answer?
00:04:09I don't know how to answer that.
00:04:10How often are you doing the slow?
00:04:12You got cigarettes after sex playing?
00:04:14We fuck on camera like seven times a month, and then the rest is off camera.
00:04:18Which is probably like every other day.
00:04:20Like, as often as I can.
00:04:22I mean, like, yesterday I shot a blowbang for Brazzers, and like...
00:04:26Blowbang?
00:04:27It's like, yeah, it's like only halfway satisfying, so I came home and she had finished her live stream.
00:04:32Which is also only halfway satisfying.
00:04:33And she was like, hurry up, like, I'm gonna do a video call with a fucking fan right now.
00:04:39Like, fuck me right now.
00:04:40And I was like, okay, fine.
00:04:41And I was like, do you literally have five minutes?
00:04:43I literally pulled my pants off, like, as quickly as I could, and then like, fucked her for like five minutes.
00:04:49What, like, two positions?
00:04:50Yeah, yeah, two positions.
00:04:52She came a couple times, and then she was like, okay, leave.
00:04:55And then I had him come inside me.
00:04:56Yeah.
00:04:56And then I did a private call with a fan.
00:04:59And then you were playing with Max's cum?
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:02That's nice.
00:05:03Did he like that?
00:05:04The fan?
00:05:04He didn't, that wasn't really, we were doing like a whole titty thing, so it wasn't even
00:05:08really related.
00:05:08Some, some will.
00:05:09Some would, right.
00:05:11You know, I'll be, look, I've dated girls in the industry, and I was so fine with the
00:05:14porn.
00:05:15To be honest, the video calls felt like she was cheating.
00:05:17I don't know why.
00:05:18What?
00:05:18Yeah.
00:05:19I mean, Max, do you feel it?
00:05:22That, it hurt me.
00:05:24The video, cause I'd hear it, come for me, Bill.
00:05:26I remember Bill.
00:05:27Come for me, Bill.
00:05:28And then I peeked, and it, yeah.
00:05:33Do you know what I mean?
00:05:33It's a Skype calling right here, like straight to the dick.
00:05:36Yeah, when you're moaning someone's name.
00:05:37Yes.
00:05:37And they're in the other room.
00:05:38Oh, man.
00:05:39And she's like, I just gotta do a quick call, babe.
00:05:41I'm like, I'll give you the 400 bucks.
00:05:43You know?
00:05:43Oh, my God.
00:05:44It hurt my soul.
00:05:46Okay, so what are the rules for you guys?
00:05:49There's gotta be rules.
00:05:50Is there, no cream pies common?
00:05:52Well, I don't.
00:05:53With others?
00:05:53That was her decision.
00:05:55Okay.
00:05:55It wasn't me.
00:05:55That's fluctuated a bit.
00:05:57But, like, I don't really like taking cream pies from other people,
00:06:00because I'm really paranoid about getting pregnant.
00:06:02Like, I'm really fertile, and, like, so I just know if things aren't going right,
00:06:08then I'm gonna, like, I don't want to be pregnant by someone else.
00:06:11And, or, in case you shoot a lot, you don't know who the baby daddy is?
00:06:15Yeah, imagine that.
00:06:16I'm not letting my life turn into Maori.
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:18Yeah, cause then, now you're rolling the dice.
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:21You gotta wait nine months, and then it comes out looking like dread, and you're like,
00:06:24I think you contested it earlier.
00:06:25I know, right?
00:06:26How crazy.
00:06:28That's insane.
00:06:29Imagine you would die.
00:06:30That's insane.
00:06:30Oh, I'd be so done, dude.
00:06:31I'd be cucked.
00:06:32Yeah.
00:06:32Oh, man.
00:06:33Okay, so no cream pies for Max also?
00:06:36No, he can come.
00:06:37Bro, my name's Max Phils, dude.
00:06:38Yeah, I don't care.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:41So what are the rules?
00:06:42Is it, like, maybe holding hands?
00:06:43I've gotten a couple other girls pregnant, which kind of sucks, but it happens.
00:06:46What about DMing girls?
00:06:47Like, was he allowed to say you look hot?
00:06:49Well, like, I don't, I mean, he's allowed to interact with women for work, and, like,
00:06:54we will sometimes agree together to interact with people outside of work, but, like, I
00:07:00just don't want him to, like, well, I don't know, this rule doesn't really apply anymore,
00:07:03but back when we were dating, my biggest rule was, I don't want you to sleep the full
00:07:06night in the bed with someone else.
00:07:08Oh, yeah.
00:07:08Like, I don't want him waking up next to another girl while we're dating.
00:07:11Like, he can fuck them, but then you have to leave.
00:07:13Okay, because those are some common rules.
00:07:15Those are some common rules.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17Yeah, but, I mean, like, you know, I'm not a controlling type.
00:07:20Like, at the end of the day, like, I want her to feel like she can do whatever she wants.
00:07:24So she has done, like, cream pies and shit.
00:07:26She's done one with, like, Garth Master, the boy.
00:07:28Oh, but.
00:07:30The boy.
00:07:30I was going to say, I've done one, too, with him, too.
00:07:32You did a cream pie?
00:07:33Yeah, yeah.
00:07:34That makes sense.
00:07:35What's his deal?
00:07:35He's a cream pie guy?
00:07:37Can we say it?
00:07:37Oh, dude, he's infertile, bro.
00:07:39He's infertile.
00:07:40He was actually born without balls.
00:07:41They're implants.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43What?
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:45It's, like, really real tragedy.
00:07:46It's, like, like, you're kidding.
00:07:48Like, Neil Armstrong.
00:07:50Like, for real?
00:07:51Well, yeah, Lance Armstrong.
00:07:52Lance, yes.
00:07:53Yeah.
00:07:53No, I'm just fucking with you.
00:07:54Oh, he got a vasectomy, dude.
00:07:58So, he got a vasectomy, so you're all taking cream pies from him.
00:08:01Only vasectomy.
00:08:02There's no swimmers.
00:08:03I've literally had girls ask me to get a vasectomy.
00:08:06Because they want you to fill them.
00:08:08Some lady tried to convince him to get a vasectomy and then reverse it when we wanted, like, later on.
00:08:12Dude, I don't know about the reverse.
00:08:13I don't think you can reverse it.
00:08:15Snip, snap, snap.
00:08:15Snip, snap.
00:08:16Snip, snap.
00:08:17Michael Scott.
00:08:17Well, now there's an IUD for men, too.
00:08:20What?
00:08:21Yeah, but you have to go under anesthesia.
00:08:24But it's only for a year.
00:08:24Do they, like, put it in, like, your dick, too?
00:08:26They put it, like, in the dick, yeah.
00:08:28What?
00:08:29And it, like...
00:08:29What does it do?
00:08:30You could still shoot, but there's...
00:08:32Is it, like, copper?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:35That's so crazy.
00:08:35My friend was showing it to me.
00:08:37I was, like, I saw the video, and I was, like, that's crazy.
00:08:40And then isn't there a patch we can wear, male birth control?
00:08:43I don't know about the patch.
00:08:44No, that one didn't pass, like, the FDA or whatever.
00:08:46Oh, okay.
00:08:46I know, because I've been pissed that, like, there's no male birth control, but, like, none of them, like...
00:08:50I could have sworn there was a pill.
00:08:52There's probably one testing.
00:08:53They keep, like, testing them, and then they never come out into market, because men are, like, oh, I have a headache.
00:08:58Oh, I have mood swings.
00:08:59I'm, like, what do you think we deal with all the fucking time?
00:09:01Yeah, true that.
00:09:02Y'all are heroes.
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:03Sorry.
00:09:04I know.
00:09:04Have you guys done a little threesome here?
00:09:08Not yet.
00:09:09What?
00:09:09No, not yet.
00:09:09Come on!
00:09:10I mean, we planned a couple times, but, like, life's schedule.
00:09:14It'll happen, though.
00:09:14They're both, like, the most popular girls in the industry.
00:09:17Like, it's like trying to herd cats, bro.
00:09:20And you know what's funny?
00:09:21There's so many people I still haven't fucked.
00:09:23Really, eh?
00:09:23Yeah, there's still a lot of...
00:09:25Yeah, you picked your favorites.
00:09:27Well, there's just people that I've built, like, relationships with that are so easy, like, I'm sure.
00:09:31But I'm still open to trying new things.
00:09:34Let's do this, huh?
00:09:35How about this?
00:09:36After the Pornhub Awards.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:39Y'all are up for a bunch?
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:42You're up for a bunch of awards.
00:09:44You're going to win a bunch.
00:09:45I hope so.
00:09:46You're putting it in the universe for us.
00:09:48You guys all won this year at the awards.
00:09:50We won X-Biz.
00:09:51X-Biz, yes.
00:09:51Yeah, she won X-Biz.
00:09:53She got two there, actually.
00:09:54Yeah, and you got Creator.
00:09:56Mm-hmm.
00:09:56Deserved.
00:09:57Back to Bob.
00:09:58Yeah, eh?
00:09:58Yeah.
00:09:59Deserved.
00:10:00Defending title.
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:01Nice.
00:10:01Hey, I feel like you three are three of the top five hardest workers in the game, I gotta
00:10:05say.
00:10:06Honestly.
00:10:06I know Max is.
00:10:08Yeah.
00:10:08Max, for sure.
00:10:09Yeah, dude.
00:10:09I like it.
00:10:10Violet, I say all the time.
00:10:11When does she have time to do that YouTube, and then this skit, and then this porn, and
00:10:14then this OF, and then this photo shoot?
00:10:16Yeah.
00:10:16You actually blow my mind.
00:10:17Yeah, she knows she blows my mind.
00:10:18There's 30 days in a month, there's 24 hours, anybody could do it.
00:10:22You just gotta have the work to do it.
00:10:23Okay.
00:10:24The drive, you know?
00:10:25Okay.
00:10:26That's my excuse.
00:10:27Fags, bro.
00:10:28Fucking right.
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:29And then how often are you guys shooting mainstream?
00:10:32I'm gonna count.
00:10:33I mean, he shoots a lot more than I do.
00:10:35I'm pretty picky about the scenes I take.
00:10:36Guys shoot more, right?
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:38I shoot like 15 times a month.
00:10:39I shoot like every other day, bro.
00:10:41No way.
00:10:41Yeah, I'm bucked up.
00:10:42I have a question about that.
00:10:43So when you're dating a male porn star, does he have to hold his nut for the next day?
00:10:49Oh, yeah.
00:10:50So that's actually a tragedy.
00:10:51Not for the next day.
00:10:52I have to nut every day.
00:10:53He nuts every day.
00:10:54I have to.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:55So every guy, I guess, is on a different nut schedule.
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:57But he prefers one solid nut a day.
00:11:01So a lot of times, I'll wake up horny in the morning, and then I'm like, babe, can you
00:11:05please just fuck me and make me come?
00:11:06Oh, before scene.
00:11:07So we'll have sex, PNV sex, and he'll make me come.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:11Like a real gooner, baby.
00:11:13Dude, no way.
00:11:14How close do you get?
00:11:16That's hot.
00:11:16I've gotten very close, bro.
00:11:19But I'm pretty good at controlling it, dude.
00:11:20I'm like fucking Rain Man with my come now.
00:11:23If you think about it, you're kind of like practicing.
00:11:25Literally, I'm practicing.
00:11:27It's like training.
00:11:28Since this is our life.
00:11:29If like sex was a sport, we're like training.
00:11:31Max, if I said right now, hey, how fast can you come right now?
00:11:35How fast do you think you could just pull your dick out and come?
00:11:37I did that to him once.
00:11:38One time we were arguing about it because I was like, no, you can't.
00:11:40Oh, yes.
00:11:41I was like, you can't come on command.
00:11:42What do you mean you can come right now?
00:11:43And I was like, screw it to me.
00:11:45I was like, whip out your dick right now and come for me.
00:11:47And?
00:11:47And he was like, okay, bet.
00:11:49And he like takes his pants off.
00:11:50Soft.
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:51Completely soft.
00:11:52Yeah.
00:11:52I raged and nutted on him.
00:11:55And then he busts someone out in like maybe a minute and a half.
00:11:59Oh, good.
00:12:00Like less than two minutes.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:03I was very impressed.
00:12:04And then I was kind of annoyed because I was like, damn.
00:12:06He came on me too.
00:12:08I was like.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:09I mean, I guess.
00:12:10I wasn't going to come on the floor.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13Sure.
00:12:13You can't waste it.
00:12:14Can't waste a good time.
00:12:15Hey, girls, for both of you, a big thing in both your scenes are the titty fucking.
00:12:19Oh, yeah.
00:12:19It has, there's always like, in the script, there's always titty fucking.
00:12:23For you guys.
00:12:24Sometimes actually, you know, well, I'll go on set and they'll have scripts and they'll
00:12:28be pictures of like things you're supposed to do.
00:12:29Yeah, yeah.
00:12:29They even give you like a comic book, right?
00:12:31Violet shows up in those pictures.
00:12:32No way.
00:12:33Like almost every time.
00:12:35Oh, nice.
00:12:35They're always wanting, like you, because you've been in the industry longer than I have.
00:12:39So I feel like they're like, okay, this is what the good titty stuff is.
00:12:42And it's always you.
00:12:43I always see Angela White on mine.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Or like, she's also the girl.
00:12:47She's in your club.
00:12:49Oh, yeah.
00:12:49Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:12:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:51That's the three tits in porn, I'd say.
00:12:53Yeah.
00:12:53Yeah, there's not that many big naturals.
00:12:55Yeah, for real.
00:12:56Scarlett Alexis, honorable mention.
00:12:58Honorable mention.
00:12:59Yeah, for sure.
00:13:01Abigail Morris, no fakeies.
00:13:02I'm so bad at naming people on the spot.
00:13:04Yeah, Arabelle Raphael also.
00:13:06Oh, Angel Youngs.
00:13:07I thought that.
00:13:08Angel Youngs.
00:13:09And then Angie Faith.
00:13:10Oh, Kendra.
00:13:11And that's it.
00:13:11Angie Faith.
00:13:13Angie Faith, yes.
00:13:13I love her.
00:13:14There you go.
00:13:15But they're rare.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17She's like the Sydney Sweeney of porn.
00:13:20I love her.
00:13:20So do you guys see where she is?
00:13:21Do you like titty fucking?
00:13:23I do.
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:24I think especially when you can put it in your mouth.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:26So you go like this, right?
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:28And because to me, I feel like it's awkward after about two minutes.
00:13:33Do you agree, Max?
00:13:33Absolutely.
00:13:34It depends how much the guy likes it.
00:13:35Can you bust from it, though?
00:13:36I bust it from it, yeah.
00:13:37But I just think in my head after two minutes, there's no way she's enjoying this.
00:13:40I fucked a girl.
00:13:42Right?
00:13:43I like it.
00:13:43You know, this is a different girl, Orion, but I fucked another girl with 3,700 cc fake
00:13:49titties, and her fake titties almost made me cum.
00:13:53It's just like so much pressure, so much titty.
00:13:55Titty fucking fakies, eh?
00:13:57That's crazy.
00:13:57You know, I've never done that in my life.
00:13:59I think, you know, once they're fakies, it's like you're not titty fucking.
00:14:03No matter what, you're in a weird position.
00:14:04Someone's in a weird position titty fucking, so it's awkward.
00:14:07Like, I'm usually like this.
00:14:08It's very rare that it lines up perfectly.
00:14:10And they're on their knees?
00:14:10I'm usually on the floor, bro, or like on the bed.
00:14:12On the floor.
00:14:13And then, actually, when Hayley titty fucks me, she like opens my legs and then grabs me like,
00:14:19and then pulls me onto her.
00:14:20I like put his, like him into my lap, and then I kind of lean forward.
00:14:24Does that happen in the off-cam sex or no?
00:14:27The titty fuck?
00:14:28Every now and then.
00:14:28You know, sometimes I'll just like stumble into you.
00:14:30You want that out in the off-cam?
00:14:32Sometimes, right?
00:14:33You gotta practice, too.
00:14:34Because there's a lot of technique that goes into it.
00:14:36I bet.
00:14:36Because like, especially when you're doing it on camera, I try to always hold them from
00:14:40the side because I don't want to cover the nipple.
00:14:42You can't.
00:14:42Everyone likes looking at the nipples.
00:14:44You know, that's good point.
00:14:46And the people who don't know what they're doing, they'll put their hands like this.
00:14:48And then I'm like, why?
00:14:50Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:50Why?
00:14:51Good point, Hayley.
00:14:52This.
00:14:53You gotta do this.
00:14:54Yeah, you can't cover the nipples, dude.
00:14:55Otherwise, go home.
00:14:57What if they don't have enough titties to do it, you know?
00:14:58Then this isn't your game.
00:15:00Get the fuck out.
00:15:02Whoa.
00:15:03Do a different position.
00:15:04Yeah, right.
00:15:04Are you kidding?
00:15:05I'm joking.
00:15:06Okay, your love story.
00:15:07Both getting degrees in university.
00:15:10Met on Tinder.
00:15:11Yeah.
00:15:11And then agreed, hey, we're only gonna fuck.
00:15:15And then, Max, you slipped your dick in and she said, I love you.
00:15:19And then you cut her off and she sent you tippics every day until you came back.
00:15:23Uh-huh.
00:15:23True?
00:15:24True.
00:15:24Facts.
00:15:25That was pretty fucking spot on.
00:15:27I actually met her on the bus first, but she always wore headphones on the bus.
00:15:31And I don't want to bug women in public.
00:15:35I think that's rude.
00:15:36So I just left her alone on the bus and then I waited until we matched on Tinder until I
00:15:40was like, yo.
00:15:41Yeah, you don't want to give off because you girls have stalkers and shit.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:45I mean, so far, I don't think so.
00:15:48I've had very, very nice fan interactions.
00:15:49I don't want to even bring it up and give them attention, but Violet, man.
00:15:53She's gonna have to move to Mars one day.
00:15:56Dude, I don't know.
00:15:58Honestly, I think Haley's been super lucky because we've been a lot of fun.
00:16:01We've been so public with our relationship and shit.
00:16:03I think that just helps.
00:16:05Yeah, yeah.
00:16:05It's like they're gonna show up playing Blink-182 outside the house and you're gonna knock
00:16:09them out.
00:16:10Yeah.
00:16:10Facts.
00:16:11Well, actually, I love Blink-182.
00:16:13Yeah.
00:16:14I might jam with them a little bit.
00:16:15You don't have a public, you know.
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:18Right.
00:16:19You know, maybe you add a big security to your entourage.
00:16:22I do have a security.
00:16:23Yeah.
00:16:23It's a big Samoan dude.
00:16:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:25I've seen him.
00:16:25Big dude.
00:16:26Yeah, so fucking watch out.
00:16:29He comes with me sometimes.
00:16:30But I don't leave the house.
00:16:31I really don't.
00:16:32I relate to that.
00:16:33Yeah, you're locked in, eh?
00:16:34Yeah, with my cats.
00:16:37Nice.
00:16:38Okay, so now tell us about, so you went on a hike?
00:16:40Okay, yeah.
00:16:41First date?
00:16:42I think this was, was this our second date?
00:16:44Second date, actually, when I fucked her.
00:16:46The first date, we were really good boys and girls.
00:16:48Somehow we didn't have sex on the first date.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49Oh, that's crazy.
00:16:49I feel like those relationships last longer, though.
00:16:51And it was funny, too.
00:16:52We, like, talked about, we specifically were like, I'm not trying to see someone that doesn't
00:16:55fuck on first dates.
00:16:55It's like, we were getting dicks to each other in the Twitter DM, or Tinder DMs.
00:16:59You were sending nudes to each other?
00:17:01Uh, I think she did, probably.
00:17:04You said your tits on Tinder?
00:17:05Can you even do that?
00:17:06No, no, no, we were, I got her phone number, bruh.
00:17:08You moved over to the, so pre-first date, you were sending tit pics.
00:17:10But this was also during COVID, so I remember, like, you're horny.
00:17:14I was horny, yeah.
00:17:15I was just like, let's just go for it.
00:17:16My frat got the vaccine early, so, like, we got the vaccine, like, so early, so, um,
00:17:22I was like, come on, babe, like, let's, like, hang out.
00:17:24Well, you guys all worked at the, like,
00:17:25We worked at, like, the healthcare testing center and shit.
00:17:28And so, I was like,
00:17:29I wasn't a frat, by the way.
00:17:30I told my friend, I was like, I'm,
00:17:32You gotta give the frat boy,
00:17:33I'm breaking quarantine, like, he's vaccinated, I don't care.
00:17:35And she was really mad at me about it.
00:17:37But, whatever.
00:17:38Anyway, so, when we went on our second date,
00:17:40we went to school, like, our university was, like, in the forest.
00:17:44And so, we were just on a hike.
00:17:45Which university?
00:17:46Santa Cruz.
00:17:46Oh, yeah.
00:17:47You see Santa Cruz.
00:17:48Go slugs.
00:17:48Go slugs.
00:17:49Um, but,
00:17:50Yeah, so, I remember, I don't know how,
00:17:54I think I was also really horny that day.
00:17:55I basically dressed so that I could get naked as quick as possible.
00:17:59That was cool.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01For your first date?
00:18:01Because I was like, I'm gonna fuck him.
00:18:02Because it was our second date.
00:18:03I was like, we, how, I don't know how we didn't fuck the first time.
00:18:06I'm gonna fuck him.
00:18:06Who was the one that said no sex?
00:18:08It feels like Max did.
00:18:09On the first one.
00:18:10We were just, like, smoking on the beach and, like, talking.
00:18:12Oh, you smoked on the beach first date?
00:18:14Mm-hmm.
00:18:15Yeah, we went, walked, we walked down, like, the boardwalk.
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:17We went to the skate park, too.
00:18:18Went to the skate park.
00:18:20Oh, that's cool.
00:18:21It was actually really cute, dude.
00:18:22Yeah, yeah.
00:18:23And then second date, you said, okay, I'm gonna hike, but be ready for sex.
00:18:27If somehow on a hike, I get fucked?
00:18:29Well, yeah, because, like, I, it's not like, I, that was the first guy I fucked in the woods.
00:18:32We're in Santa Cruz.
00:18:33You've already fucked in the woods before?
00:18:35Yeah, like, multiple people.
00:18:35Bro, we used to rave in the woods.
00:18:36I used to throw parties in the woods.
00:18:39I'm not a nature of me.
00:18:40We used to carry generators in the woods.
00:18:43Yeah, we'd carry, like, generators, speakers, like, a bunch of alcoholic lights and got in
00:18:47the woods and, like, party.
00:18:49And then every now and then you'd walk by somebody with, like, a blanket around two people against
00:18:53a tree and it was, like, in the blanket.
00:18:55Oh, they do it like that.
00:18:56Bro, there's a bunch of hippies up there.
00:18:58They, like, just...
00:18:58They probably just did a hike.
00:18:59I believe it.
00:19:00What hike is it?
00:19:01Yes.
00:19:01What was it called?
00:19:02Cowl Forest.
00:19:03This is not the Runyon Canyon.
00:19:04This is not the Runyon Canyon.
00:19:04It's on the Cowl Forest.
00:19:05Cowl Forest.
00:19:06No animals?
00:19:07Wow.
00:19:08Not really.
00:19:08There's some deer.
00:19:09I might have seen a turkey.
00:19:09And then, so he slips in a turkey.
00:19:11So we, we, like, we stepped, like, literally, like, two feet off the side of the trail and
00:19:16we're, like, fucking...
00:19:17Because it's, like, COVID.
00:19:17I'm not, like, expecting anyone to exist in the world.
00:19:20That's true.
00:19:21And there's, like, fucking, like, a hundred trails.
00:19:23Like, what are the odds someone's gonna pick that trail?
00:19:25Well, somebody did because we got walked up on by, like, an elderly
00:19:30couple.
00:19:31Silver foxes.
00:19:31They're, like, pure silver hair.
00:19:33And I was, like, oh, my God.
00:19:34Holy shit.
00:19:35But they were, like, oh, don't mind us.
00:19:37Like, let's just, we're just gonna go past.
00:19:38Like, you kids keep going.
00:19:40Oh, wow.
00:19:40And I was, like, honey town.
00:19:42Anybody slipped in the first time that you wanted that dick the rest of your life?
00:19:45Well, okay.
00:19:45I was just, like, the first time he slipped it in, it was just, like, a guttural response
00:19:50where the words I love you just, like, came out of my mouth.
00:19:52A guttural response.
00:19:53It just, like, wasn't...
00:19:54That happens sometimes.
00:19:54It wasn't, like, a decision I made.
00:19:56It just, like, happened.
00:19:57And that didn't mean I was, like, knew I want...
00:20:01It wasn't, like, love at first sight.
00:20:02Love at first cock.
00:20:03But it was, like...
00:20:04No, at first orgasm.
00:20:06I guess.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:07Have you ever dropped the albums in sex?
00:20:10I've had it happen to me one time.
00:20:12It scared me.
00:20:13You scared yourself?
00:20:14No, he scared me.
00:20:16Oh, he said it.
00:20:16No, not on set.
00:20:17It was, like, off camera.
00:20:18A guy said it to you?
00:20:19Yeah.
00:20:20During sex?
00:20:21Mm-mm.
00:20:21No, after the first time...
00:20:23Don't say I love you to one night's dance.
00:20:25No.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:27Yeah, I'm a gentleman, though.
00:20:28She said it, and I just pretended that I didn't hear her.
00:20:31I was like, okay.
00:20:32It happens.
00:20:32I was like, thank God he didn't hear me.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:34But he totally did.
00:20:36So then, okay, and how did you start doing porn again?
00:20:39So, it was a money thing at the time, right?
00:20:41You guys were in love?
00:20:42Dude, she was a teacher.
00:20:43She was, like, a science teacher, and she hated her job because it's all, like, Zoom and shit still.
00:20:48It was for, like, an after school program.
00:20:49And she would, like, call me, like, while she's doing her lesson plan for the next day, like, crying.
00:20:53And I'm like, babe, like, you have to quit your job.
00:20:55I was, like, super overworked.
00:20:56And we were already swinging.
00:20:58We were already, like, fucking other people and, like, taking nudes and sending it to our friends.
00:21:01So I was like, babe, can I please post this on Reddit?
00:21:03Let me post it on Reddit.
00:21:04And then I did.
00:21:05I was like, okay.
00:21:06And, like, I don't know, that first post that I made of you in the shower...
00:21:10It got, like, 10,000 upvotes.
00:21:11It got, like, a ridiculous amount of outfits.
00:21:13What was it?
00:21:13What was the post?
00:21:14It was just me, like, naked, standing in the doorway.
00:21:16In my shitty shower.
00:21:17Yeah, in the shower door.
00:21:18With, like, my four roommates in the background.
00:21:20So you guys have always wanted people to look at you naked and jerk off to you, right?
00:21:25Maybe not the jerk off part, but I do like being, like, naked.
00:21:27You like guys jerking off to you, right?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Yeah.
00:21:30Like, every performance, like, I definitely put that into mine.
00:21:33You're like, people are jerking off to this.
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:36I guess I think about guys' dicks getting hard, but I don't think about the jerking part so much.
00:21:41Max, how do you feel about...
00:21:42Okay, a big thing for me, and you don't have to...
00:21:45If you want to cut this out, we can.
00:21:46Okay, go.
00:21:46But a big thing for male performers is the gay fans that want them, you know, to do solos.
00:21:52Do you dabble?
00:21:54I'll do solo jack off here and there.
00:21:57I'll wink my butthole for you.
00:21:58With a flashlight, too?
00:21:59I think that's hot.
00:21:59Oh, yeah.
00:22:00I have a clear flashlight.
00:22:01Liam buys that with his hard-earned pillow talk money.
00:22:04Actually, I do like watching guys with, like, the clear ones.
00:22:06The clear ones.
00:22:07I have a clear one.
00:22:09That's hot.
00:22:09Hayley needs to get a flashlight.
00:22:11Because you're a cute guy.
00:22:14Thank you, dude.
00:22:14You too, man.
00:22:15Wow.
00:22:16I'm just joking.
00:22:17I'm just joking.
00:22:18Hey, has there ever been a little beef, you know, where a girl's trying to work with
00:22:23Max too much?
00:22:24Work with Max too much?
00:22:25Yes.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27Yes?
00:22:27That was so quick.
00:22:28Wow.
00:22:28Yeah, a little bit.
00:22:30Right?
00:22:31I don't want to name drop her.
00:22:32And then you've got to check her and be like, hey, that's my man's.
00:22:36That's ever gotten out of me?
00:22:36No, no, no.
00:22:37He doesn't check.
00:22:37She doesn't.
00:22:38She's smart.
00:22:39Okay?
00:22:39She's like, doesn't check the girl.
00:22:41It's not her fault.
00:22:42It's she checks me.
00:22:43Right.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:44It's not her fault.
00:22:45He has great dick.
00:22:47Oh, wow.
00:22:49I love you.
00:22:50Wow.
00:22:50I wish my exes would say that about me.
00:22:51And how about vice versa?
00:22:56You know?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57Absolutely.
00:22:58Yeah, of course.
00:22:59Oh, yeah.
00:23:00Here, I'll tell you another thing.
00:23:01Well, that was even more when we first started.
00:23:02Because, like, we didn't really, like.
00:23:04Yeah, yeah.
00:23:04I kind of had to, like, set the tone.
00:23:05Dude, I don't like it when fucking guys talk to her crazy.
00:23:08Some dude, I don't want to name drop him.
00:23:10Here we go.
00:23:11I don't want to name drop him.
00:23:12But we were, like, at Kazuma's party.
00:23:13And I'm, like, standing right next to her.
00:23:15Like, it's very obvious that we're together.
00:23:16And this dude, like, just gets right in between us and starts talking to Haley.
00:23:20And I'm, like, hey, man.
00:23:22What's he saying?
00:23:23He's, like, oh, you're so beautiful.
00:23:26Alex Legend.
00:23:27Got it.
00:23:27No, no, no.
00:23:29No, no, no.
00:23:30Sorry.
00:23:30It came out a little bit more French than it should have.
00:23:33That's, like, my only accent.
00:23:35So he's, like, oh, you're so beautiful.
00:23:36How is your name?
00:23:38It sounds something like that.
00:23:39It's not French, though.
00:23:40It's not French.
00:23:41It's more Eastern.
00:23:42Okay.
00:23:42I don't know who you're talking about.
00:23:44And then, yeah, he's just, like, fucking, like, just, like.
00:23:47And then somehow he got your phone number.
00:23:49And he started, like, texting your phone number.
00:23:50He's, like, hey, like, let's collab.
00:23:51Let's collab.
00:23:52It's, like, the first thing.
00:23:53Dude, it's, like, bro, like, say hi.
00:23:54Like, say, like, something other than.
00:23:56Like, why is the first thing you got to say, like, hey, let's collab, bro?
00:23:59But let's collab is, like, an easier way to say let's fuck, right?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:03Yes.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:04But you were going to say something.
00:24:05It's kind of crazy to walk up to someone's girlfriend and say let's fuck.
00:24:10People assume things a lot.
00:24:11Like, on Twitter is one thing.
00:24:13Right.
00:24:14On Twitter is one thing.
00:24:15People make us assumptions.
00:24:15On a date night is crazy.
00:24:18Yeah.
00:24:19That's what I'm saying.
00:24:20I'm with you.
00:24:20Well, people, like, every time I'm anywhere without Max, people hit on me.
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:26Dude, it's actually crazy.
00:24:28Like, we were in Mexico a couple days ago.
00:24:30And, like, me and my boy walked away for, like, three seconds.
00:24:33And immediately the waiters were, like, yo, can we get some pictures?
00:24:36Like, what's up?
00:24:37Like, so.
00:24:37But, you know, pros and cons of dating a really hot girl.
00:24:40Yeah, I know.
00:24:41I get it, bro.
00:24:41You know.
00:24:42Like, I totally understand.
00:24:43Don't complain.
00:24:44He, no, at least he, she comes home to it every night.
00:24:46She's not the first bad bitch I've dated, but she's the baddest bitch I've dated.
00:24:48It took me a while to, like, figure out, like, when guys were, like, flirting with me or not.
00:24:52Like, sometimes those, like, social things just, like, go over my head.
00:24:55So there have been times where guys are flirting with me, but I'm just trying to be nice and, like, talk to them because someone's talking to me.
00:25:01And then I'll go home and tell him about the interaction.
00:25:04And he's, like, he was trying to fuck you.
00:25:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:07I'm, like, giving her the weirdest stink face.
00:25:09I'm, like, what are you, what?
00:25:10Are you kidding me?
00:25:11You know, nine out of ten guys talking to a hot girl are trying to have sex with him.
00:25:14That's the reality.
00:25:15Yeah, I mean, facts.
00:25:15It's facts.
00:25:16You know that.
00:25:16Yeah.
00:25:17You know.
00:25:18Then there's the odd balls, like, Liam, we're good ones.
00:25:23And how about you, Violet?
00:25:25How do you deal with all these dudes?
00:25:26You know, let's collab, let's collab.
00:25:27I mean, your inbox is probably flooded.
00:25:29You know, it's more girls than guys.
00:25:31Which is good.
00:25:32I'm sure, yeah.
00:25:33I mean, well, to be fair, I feel like there's more girls than guys.
00:25:35I feel like nowadays collabs are stronger than, like, having a boy girl.
00:25:39Yeah, because you get the OF content.
00:25:40Unless it's, like, a boy girl girl.
00:25:41You get the IG content, yeah.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44And that does well.
00:25:45Surprisingly, I don't get hit on a lot.
00:25:47They're scared of you, probably.
00:25:48You're probably too big now.
00:25:49Intimidated, yeah.
00:25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:51I've heard that about you guys almost, too.
00:25:52Well, it just started happening, actually.
00:25:54I noticed that a couple months, like, maybe a few months ago.
00:25:56So, like, the amount of random, randoms asking her to collab just, like, kind of fell off
00:26:02a cliff.
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:04Yes.
00:26:04Which is fine.
00:26:05Because, like, I've known you for years and we're super tight.
00:26:07But even when I text you, I'm like, you know, you know, it's Violet Myers.
00:26:13You're like, please answer, please.
00:26:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:15Like, you have a superstar effect.
00:26:18No, I don't like to think of it like that.
00:26:20I'm literally just a normal person.
00:26:21No, no, it's not superstars.
00:26:23She's just busy, bro.
00:26:24But, no, but I look at Violet.
00:26:26I need a double text, you know, because the first one will get lost in there.
00:26:29I need a double text.
00:26:31She's intimidating.
00:26:32How many times will you text a girl?
00:26:33Oh, no, that's not a good thing.
00:26:34No, you are, you are.
00:26:35No, because you're such a superstar now.
00:26:36Oh, but I still want people to be, like, approachable and, like, say hi to me.
00:26:39You are, you are.
00:26:40And then, yeah, you make it all very chill.
00:26:42I don't want to get off those kind of vibes.
00:26:43No, there's been some people in the industry who's given me those vibes, but never from you.
00:26:47Okay, cool.
00:26:48I want everyone to be, like, see me as, like, a homie.
00:26:50You know, I feel like in porn right now, there's this divide.
00:26:54For sure.
00:26:55Yes, of, like, you know, the oldies are hating on the new girls.
00:26:59Oh, dude, for sure.
00:27:01The OF scene is blowing up, and then the ones who were doing porn before OF hate on them.
00:27:06There's kind of some beef going on.
00:27:08Yeah, I understand.
00:27:09Yeah, there is.
00:27:10Or, like, there's OnlyFans girls that hate porn stars.
00:27:13Like, the girls who just sell, like, just sexy pics, and they see girls who sell, like,
00:27:18boy-girl content, like, nasty.
00:27:19Dude, it's a small little world, man.
00:27:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:22Can't we all get along?
00:27:23I agree.
00:27:23I'm going to still be, like, hated on.
00:27:25Yeah, also strippers will hate on, like, porn stars.
00:27:28Oh, is that, like, to my face?
00:27:29They're jealous.
00:27:31They're jealous.
00:27:31Strippers work really hard, and they'll see a porn star come in and do a feature show
00:27:35and just get treated like a queen and, like, make the most money that night.
00:27:38And they're, like, oh, she's not working as hard as me.
00:27:40I think that's why they get all salty.
00:27:42It's because of the fan base.
00:27:43Because, yeah, porn stars build up their fan base in a different way.
00:27:46Like, they have a name.
00:27:48Strippers are just a girl in the club.
00:27:50That's why I couldn't be a stripper.
00:27:51Well, no, I mean, they work, like, ten times harder.
00:27:54They work just, like, the social interaction work they do, I think, is some of the hardest work to do.
00:27:59But it's just a different type of thing.
00:28:02But they get, like, the rappers and, like, you know, the ballplayers.
00:28:06Because they'll get some even more famous people to interact with them because they're not well-known porn stars.
00:28:10Right.
00:28:11So there's perks to both sides.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:13I'm not dissing strippers.
00:28:14I respect all sex work.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16You know, it's the going to work part for, like, seven hours every day.
00:28:20I just am not a night person.
00:28:20Starting at 2 a.m.
00:28:22Nuts.
00:28:22Oh, whatever.
00:28:24It's tough.
00:28:24Clients in person versus online.
00:28:27I'd rather deal with online than in person.
00:28:29Okay, of course.
00:28:30Whenever I go to strip clubs, I'm, like, always so nice.
00:28:32Like, I'll get a live dance, but I'll be, like, like this.
00:28:36I'm, like, get your money.
00:28:39Hey, so you guys now, any crazy stories?
00:28:42You, my friend, were telling me something backstage.
00:28:45Oh, yeah.
00:28:46Tell them about what you did this morning.
00:28:47Yeah, what did you do today?
00:28:48It's embarrassing, dude.
00:28:50No, it's not.
00:28:51No, it's not embarrassing.
00:28:51Did you do it for the content or did you do it for Max?
00:28:54What do you think?
00:28:55A little bit of both.
00:28:56I think we did it.
00:28:57Wait, I need to hear this.
00:28:58Okay, so.
00:28:59Oh, shit, where's my phone?
00:29:00It's my other phone.
00:29:02Okay, so there's this girl from Sweden or Switzerland.
00:29:06Wait, show Violet the picture.
00:29:08Jesus.
00:29:09You won't believe this.
00:29:09No, I wasn't in the room when that was going on, the conversation.
00:29:13Did I show you this one?
00:29:15You pulled the trigger.
00:29:15Here.
00:29:18Pass it around.
00:29:19You're a legend for this.
00:29:20This is some body blue shit you just did.
00:29:23It's nuts, dude.
00:29:24I was not ready to see this.
00:29:26I made her look hella good, though.
00:29:27She looks like a sex doll.
00:29:29She looks like a blow-up doll.
00:29:30Exactly.
00:29:31That's exactly what she's going for.
00:29:32She's like into the bimbification.
00:29:34She looks like one of the girls that's like.
00:29:36I just watched The Conjuring.
00:29:37Dude, oh my God.
00:29:39You're such a dick.
00:29:39You know, she's into the bimbification shit.
00:29:43She's got like a massive 3800 cc titties, right?
00:29:47And so she's from Switzerland.
00:29:50She's in America for like seven days.
00:29:52And she's in Vegas.
00:29:53And today was really my only free day.
00:29:56Other than this podcast.
00:29:58So I was like, hey, like, can I come over to Vegas at like 10 in the morning and like,
00:30:02fuck you.
00:30:03And shoot on camera.
00:30:04And I said it more professionally.
00:30:05Does she shoot?
00:30:06Yeah.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:07Yeah, she shoots.
00:30:08That's why she's here in America, right?
00:30:09No, she's just visiting.
00:30:10Are you the only big name that shot with her?
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:13Okay.
00:30:13Yeah.
00:30:14So, I don't know.
00:30:15I just busted my ass at like four in the morning to drive to Vegas.
00:30:18Fucked her for like an hour.
00:30:20And then came back.
00:30:21An hour?
00:30:22The video was like 45 minutes.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24You enjoyed it, didn't you?
00:30:26Honestly, man.
00:30:27She has a super.
00:30:28She has like fucking six pack abs and a tiny little slutty waist.
00:30:32And other than the crazy lips and the fucking massive tits.
00:30:36It was great.
00:30:38What was the best position?
00:30:39Um, Mish.
00:30:41She's like, um, dude, the tits are, she told me the tits are like eight kilos.
00:30:48What is that?
00:30:49Like not like something.
00:30:50That's 16 pounds.
00:30:50It was like closer to 20 pounds, dude.
00:30:52She said something crazy.
00:30:53Probably like 20.
00:30:53Wow.
00:30:54That makes weights with those, huh?
00:30:55Holy shit, man.
00:30:56Nuts.
00:30:57You girls ever wear your boobs?
00:30:58For sure.
00:30:58I want to, but it's like kind of hard.
00:31:00Get a food scale.
00:31:01I feel like I'm at like eight pounds.
00:31:06Per tits?
00:31:07Each together, bro.
00:31:09I don't know.
00:31:09No.
00:31:10It's definitely way more because one titty alone is five pounds.
00:31:15Wow.
00:31:15Okay.
00:31:15Well then I'm probably at at least like 10 or 12.
00:31:18For sure.
00:31:18Wow.
00:31:18I'm like, yeah.
00:31:20It depends on your back.
00:31:22It's more than a handful.
00:31:23Do you kind of, you do stunts like that?
00:31:25Where you fuck like a, something.
00:31:27You know, we were talking about the gay stuff earlier.
00:31:29You know, rare Pokemon, maybe we'll call it.
00:31:30We were talking about the gay stuff earlier.
00:31:32Like, you know.
00:31:34The fucking bimbos market is kind of an untapped market.
00:31:38Most guys, people are scared of them.
00:31:41And I don't really, I don't necessarily want to do like gay stuff or, you know, like fuck
00:31:46my ass with a dildo or anything like that.
00:31:48Right.
00:31:48So I'm like, all right, what angle can I fucking hit?
00:31:50Yes.
00:31:51Good for you.
00:31:52Entrepreneur.
00:31:52A good niche.
00:31:53The niches that are most profitable for me are milfs and bimbos.
00:31:58And the bimbos are hard to find.
00:31:59But when I do, it's fire.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:01Guys like that.
00:32:02And apparently the escorts that get booked the most in Vegas are the bimbo looking girls.
00:32:07Oh yeah.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Girls, people like that.
00:32:09They're unrealistic.
00:32:10They're fantasy.
00:32:10I feel like it's a novelty.
00:32:11It's like something everyone, guy wants to try one time.
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:14Right?
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15Yeah, fair.
00:32:16That's like a thing.
00:32:16You know what my new vibe is?
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00:32:32They get to know you, what you like, your preferences.
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00:35:34And have you done any craziness lately?
00:35:37Maybe like a dread?
00:35:39You shot with dread lately?
00:35:41No.
00:35:41What have I done recently?
00:35:43Like I did my first boy, boy, boy, girl.
00:35:46Boy, boy, boy, boy.
00:35:47Like three guys and one girl.
00:35:48Oh, nice.
00:35:49Oh, shit.
00:35:49For the first time.
00:35:50How did that work?
00:35:51Did you go airtight?
00:35:53No.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:54No, I didn't get to do that.
00:35:56But I will, I mean, I'm planning it soon.
00:35:58Airtight?
00:35:59Good for you.
00:36:00Nice.
00:36:01What was something a little wild you did in that one?
00:36:04In that boy, boy, girl?
00:36:05Boy, boy, boy, girl.
00:36:06Boy, boy, boy.
00:36:09Well, it was kind of like I had to play like a little bit like more like soft because it
00:36:14was for black.
00:36:15It was more like this.
00:36:16It wasn't hardcore or anything.
00:36:18It was just more like three guys like worshiping you.
00:36:21Worshiping me.
00:36:22So, but it was a lot of fun though.
00:36:24I got a cream pie at the end.
00:36:26Ooh.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:28Nice.
00:36:28Fucking right.
00:36:29And then the other two.
00:36:30I think they like came on my face.
00:36:33You know, when I'm jerking off to porn, I like a facial.
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:36Really?
00:36:37Yeah, the cream pie really is just missionary with a guy moaning.
00:36:40What do you like about the facial?
00:36:41Because I've always wanted to know like what's hot about that.
00:36:44I like cream pies.
00:36:45Really?
00:36:45Yeah, I like, like my whole life I liked watching cream pies and I was, it's like the most
00:36:49intimate.
00:36:49It's like the most like.
00:36:50But do you like watching them ooze it out?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53You guys like that?
00:36:54Okay, so maybe it's just me.
00:36:55It's like literally my DNA oozing out of her.
00:36:57Like that's fucking nuts.
00:36:58What's the thing about the facial?
00:36:59Yeah, that too.
00:37:00The facial, it's so submissive.
00:37:02That's true.
00:37:03It turns me on.
00:37:05Like my dream girl is begging for my cum and that's so hot.
00:37:08Yeah, true.
00:37:08That's a good point.
00:37:09Yeah.
00:37:09The cream pie, I don't know, the guys moan, you know?
00:37:11And I hate that.
00:37:12You gotta like kiss them so they shut the fuck up.
00:37:15You know.
00:37:16And you tell guys we were talking, right?
00:37:18Yeah.
00:37:19Right?
00:37:19Yes.
00:37:20Yes.
00:37:20Yeah, no, I don't.
00:37:21Or then we moan louder.
00:37:22I actually don't moan.
00:37:23I say, I'm gonna come.
00:37:24That's why I was telling you, I like your porn.
00:37:25I let the camera guy that I'm gonna come, I let the camera guy know that I'm gonna come
00:37:29and then that's it.
00:37:30I shut up and then I'm like, I'm done.
00:37:32So show us how you nut quietly.
00:37:35When you nut off camera, it's not quiet.
00:37:35You must have to make a face and a half.
00:37:37Dude, I'm hella good at VR.
00:37:38Oh yeah, I'll make faces, I'll bite my lip or something.
00:37:40But VR, yeah, that's good.
00:37:43Yeah, I can come without breathing basically.
00:37:46Oh my God.
00:37:46Basically.
00:37:47Oh my God, you could die.
00:37:49I never think about that.
00:37:50But yeah, when we do VR scenes together, you're like, you're just like a mannequin.
00:37:55I feel like VR is so slept on the VR porn.
00:37:57Have you guys tried it?
00:37:58Yeah, I haven't.
00:37:59Actually, I haven't looked at it.
00:38:00I've been shooting for some VR companies recently and the director keeps being like,
00:38:04do you have a VR headset?
00:38:05You should get one.
00:38:06Like, you should get one.
00:38:06It looks so cool.
00:38:07It's so cool.
00:38:08And they look so much bigger too in VR.
00:38:14But sometimes my forehead looks really big in VR.
00:38:16I hate that.
00:38:17Yo, it's true.
00:38:18They do.
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:20When you're on your knees.
00:38:22There's that weird angle.
00:38:24Yeah, it's just a weird angle.
00:38:24Because it's like the 0.5 thing.
00:38:26Yeah, it's like a wide.
00:38:27It's super, super wide.
00:38:28Yeah.
00:38:29It's like 190 degrees.
00:38:30It's like 0.5 in each corner.
00:38:31You know what porn has to figure out?
00:38:33The VR scenes on the 2D screen.
00:38:36But then, no.
00:38:38Oh, um.
00:38:38Like on Pornhub?
00:38:39Don't they kind of have?
00:38:40When you watch the VR?
00:38:41Oh, it's like a 3D movie, huh?
00:38:42Yeah, yeah.
00:38:43Sometimes it's the 2Gov.
00:38:44It doesn't work.
00:38:45But why would they make it work for that case?
00:38:48Because if it works on a laptop, then why would you buy a VR headset?
00:38:51It's a good point.
00:38:52It's a good point, Hayley.
00:38:52It's a good point.
00:38:53No, I watched one of her VR porns where they have it adapted to the phone.
00:38:59So you download it and then you hold the phone and then you can move it.
00:39:03You can move the phone around.
00:39:04Oh, okay.
00:39:04Yes, I know.
00:39:04Yeah, yeah.
00:39:06That's cool.
00:39:06That's cool.
00:39:07That kind of works.
00:39:08I'll tell you.
00:39:08When I broke my wrist, okay?
00:39:10I pulled out my VR set.
00:39:11I pulled out my Suzy sucker.
00:39:12My auto blow.
00:39:14Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:14Did you break your jerking hand?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:16You broke your jerking wrist?
00:39:17Yeah, for two months.
00:39:19And I go and switch her as hard.
00:39:20You guys know.
00:39:21You had to do mechanical jerking.
00:39:23Well, so I did the blowjob machine with VR.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:25Let me tell you.
00:39:26I didn't answer a fucking text for two days.
00:39:28I didn't sleep.
00:39:29You gooned that.
00:39:31I threw both out.
00:39:32Who do you goon to, Ryan?
00:39:34Well, if I must admit, you know, my favorites.
00:39:41Well, I'm kidding.
00:39:43Do you go to Max or something?
00:39:46Okay, Violet knows that.
00:39:47I'll throw it back even though she's the homie.
00:39:49I don't mind that.
00:39:51I'll check in.
00:39:51I'll check in, you know, on the new stuff.
00:39:53Makes sense.
00:39:53I have told her that.
00:39:54I've told her that.
00:39:55I check in on you guys too.
00:39:57Yeah.
00:39:57See what y'all are up to.
00:39:59Her making your own stuff is great.
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:00But mostly what I jerk off to is if a girl is flirting with me, then I buy all her OF content
00:40:06and I jerk off to it.
00:40:07Right?
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:08Can you hit on him please later?
00:40:11And you know what?
00:40:11Yeah, how much do you usually spend?
00:40:13I'll buy their like most recent five videos.
00:40:15Okay.
00:40:16Or like the bundles?
00:40:17Oh, yeah.
00:40:17I buy the bundles, but y'all be fucking us in the bundles.
00:40:20You'll be putting 14 second snippets.
00:40:22And it doesn't loop on OF.
00:40:23So if it's a 10 second video and I'm jerking off, I don't want to go play.
00:40:28Play.
00:40:29Feel me?
00:40:29No, I do feel you.
00:40:30Feel me, boys?
00:40:31Come on.
00:40:32I'm honest.
00:40:32See, those girls aren't giving us a bad name.
00:40:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:35That's a problem I run into frequently.
00:40:37And bundles, it doesn't show the times of the videos.
00:40:38So you're like, fuck, are they going to...
00:40:39No, my bundles are not like that.
00:40:40I don't do that either.
00:40:42Yes, for sure.
00:40:42No, girls who are scammy like that make guys not want to do OnlyFans in general.
00:40:47And it pisses me off because like I try really hard to make my page worth the money and like
00:40:51to make good content, like good quality.
00:40:54And sometimes guys are like, oh, OnlyFans is a scam, like blah, blah, blah.
00:40:58Sometimes.
00:40:58Yeah, no.
00:40:59You have to find...
00:40:59And then the captions sometimes.
00:41:00Have you subscribed to girls where sometimes you're like, damn, okay, I'll buy the video
00:41:05to support.
00:41:06And it's like, it's so bad.
00:41:08You know, I just bought a video for $80 of a girl saying the biggest ride I've ever ridden
00:41:12in my life.
00:41:13And she was on a motorcycle.
00:41:16Shut up, bro.
00:41:17In a bikini.
00:41:18$80.
00:41:19And she just went, you fucking bitch.
00:41:23Yeah, I would have...
00:41:23You know?
00:41:24So if a girl does have an eight second video that's really good, I'll put it in iMovie.
00:41:28I'll screen record it, put it in iMovie.
00:41:29I think I've heard you say this before.
00:41:32Copy, paste.
00:41:33I loop it because it doesn't loop.
00:41:35You know?
00:41:36No, that's smart.
00:41:37It's really smart.
00:41:38I heard some guys do that though.
00:41:39Like some friends that I'm like friends with like in the industry that they'll just loop
00:41:43their porn on like tube sites.
00:41:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:46I do.
00:41:46I can't say I haven't done that once or twice.
00:41:49So do you guys mind that I watch you guys?
00:41:50They have length limits and I don't want to put like...
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:53How do you feel about me watching you guys?
00:41:55Is that weird?
00:41:55I don't care, bro.
00:41:56No.
00:41:56I mean, at this point, whenever I walk down the street, I assume random people I walk
00:42:00past have watched me.
00:42:01Oh, for sure.
00:42:01Especially the double tapes, you know?
00:42:02So it's like, it's not weird.
00:42:04It's even less weird that you have.
00:42:06Right.
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:06I'll tell you guys right now, it's the people closest to you that buy all your shit.
00:42:10You know it.
00:42:11I'm sure there's people there that like, Nubian high school and shit.
00:42:13It's the people you grew up with.
00:42:14Yeah.
00:42:15Facts.
00:42:15I wish I could talk about that, but literally, I can't.
00:42:19I don't talk to anyone from my school.
00:42:21I don't either.
00:42:22But they're the ones buying your...
00:42:23Your teachers?
00:42:24Your old teachers?
00:42:25Are your number one subscribers?
00:42:28I don't think so.
00:42:29Hey, hasn't the teachers reached out to you guys and tried to fuck?
00:42:32Oh my God.
00:42:33No.
00:42:33No, I just can't talk about this.
00:42:35Oh.
00:42:36Come on.
00:42:36There's a story here.
00:42:38No, I'm just...
00:42:38I don't remember.
00:42:39I'm triggered by the word teacher.
00:42:41Well, okay.
00:42:41I'll tell you something.
00:42:42I just had somebody...
00:42:45Oh my God.
00:42:46How do I...
00:42:46Okay, whatever.
00:42:47This doesn't matter.
00:42:48One of...
00:42:49So my parents are teachers.
00:42:50And one of my dad's student assistants messaged me on OnlyFans and was like, I know your family
00:42:57and I like...
00:42:59I know your family.
00:43:00No, it wasn't creepy like that.
00:43:02It wasn't creepy like that.
00:43:03He was like, I remember you, but you were a couple years younger than me.
00:43:06And we never really talked, but I know who you are and all this weird shit.
00:43:09And I was like...
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:11I was like, cool.
00:43:13As soon as someone tells me they know me, I block them.
00:43:16Oh yeah?
00:43:16Yeah, I don't care.
00:43:17When they drop your govy name or something?
00:43:19No, just like, oh, I went to school with you.
00:43:21Oh, on OF you block them?
00:43:22Yeah, OF.
00:43:24Because like...
00:43:24Anything.
00:43:25I think it's fine if they're there, but they shouldn't be bringing it up.
00:43:27Yeah, just keep it a secret.
00:43:28Keep it a secret is so true.
00:43:30Right.
00:43:30Just be a non, you know?
00:43:32Why are you taking them off?
00:43:33It's like you know me like personally.
00:43:35That's where it draws the line.
00:43:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38Yeah, just keep it a secret.
00:43:39No, that makes sense.
00:43:39Right?
00:43:40It makes us feel comfortable.
00:43:41It's better if you don't say anything.
00:43:42Yeah, or just like lie.
00:43:43I went to an all boys private Catholic school, so...
00:43:45Did you really?
00:43:46Yeah.
00:43:46Oh, shit.
00:43:48Mm-hmm.
00:43:48Here in LA.
00:43:49Hey, so...
00:43:50Oh, they for sure watch your shit.
00:43:51Oh, they love me, bro.
00:43:52It's so funny too because when we were in high school, we had a Facebook page for our class
00:43:57and we'd talk shit on there, but we'd always send like hacked browsers login codes.
00:44:05So we would like, we'd be like, oh bro, I found this login, it works, check it out.
00:44:08And like we'd just pass it around the browsers thing, so you know, I had to bless the boys.
00:44:13Okay, let me ask you this.
00:44:14So you're excluded from girls, you get suspended, right?
00:44:17If you get caught being with a girl, right?
00:44:20On campus, but that's no.
00:44:22Okay, on a weekend.
00:44:23But you would sleep there?
00:44:24At school?
00:44:25No, it wasn't a boarding school.
00:44:26No, it wasn't a boarding school.
00:44:27Those ones you're not allowed to see a girl.
00:44:29Okay, yeah.
00:44:30But you were allowed on weekends to see girls off-site?
00:44:32So in Los Angeles, there's like maybe three, maybe four all-boys schools, but there's like
00:44:3812 all-girls schools, so yeah.
00:44:40So ratio was great, actually.
00:44:42Okay, and then you would connect on like Facebook?
00:44:44Well, so the school that I went to, I went to Loyola High School.
00:44:47We're like the richest, like one of the best fucking school in California.
00:44:50Are you a little trust fund kid?
00:44:53No, I was bust in.
00:44:54I actually got a perfect score on the entrance exam.
00:44:56I got a near-perfect score on the entrance exam, so they gave me a partial scholarship.
00:44:59Haley, is Max a genius?
00:45:00I think he's one of the smartest guys I've ever met.
00:45:03I mean, he went to a UC school, so.
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:05Okay, you know what's funny about that, actually?
00:45:07My uncle is a heart surgeon, and he was like, if you get into a good enough college, I'll
00:45:12pay for your school.
00:45:13And, you know, he meant Harvard or Yale.
00:45:15So when I told him, hey, I got into UC Santa Cruz, he's like, that's not good enough.
00:45:18You have to pay for it yourself.
00:45:19And what's that, a hundred grand?
00:45:22It was enough for me to take loans out.
00:45:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:45:25All three of you, tell me some fucking wild new shit.
00:45:28New story.
00:45:29New story?
00:45:29Yeah, drop something crazy on us.
00:45:32You always have some shit.
00:45:33Dirty little secret winner right here, by the way.
00:45:35Oh, yeah.
00:45:36It was the story about fucking the guy's wife, and he was under your ball sack, right?
00:45:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:42I met her on Craigslist.
00:45:43I've, like, answered a post on Craigslist, and they're like, yeah, come over.
00:45:46And then, yeah, that's my favorite story ever.
00:45:49Dude.
00:45:50Because he did it on the guy's face.
00:45:51I know.
00:45:53Oh, you were judging that one.
00:45:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:55Yeah, she was the judge.
00:45:56She picked you back.
00:45:57Thank you for letting me win.
00:45:59Yeah, it was nice.
00:46:00Yeah, we all did well.
00:46:01She was, like, quiet.
00:46:02My kids are upstairs.
00:46:04Wow.
00:46:05What is going on?
00:46:05Are people still asking to fuck their wives?
00:46:07Every now and then, yeah.
00:46:08Do you do it?
00:46:10Yeah, I love doing it, actually.
00:46:11It's called a bull, right?
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:13I think it's really hard.
00:46:13Yeah, I'm not your typical bull, though.
00:46:15I'm not, like, a big, massive black dude, you know what I'm saying?
00:46:17Well, that's also why I think it's hot.
00:46:18It's, like, a lot of these ladies will fuck, like, that type of guy, but then they'll still
00:46:22reach out and be like, oh, wait, no, I need, I need Max to fuck my wife, too.
00:46:24Yeah, there's a few queen of, there's a few queen of spades, like, they only fuck black
00:46:28dudes, basically.
00:46:29Queen of spades.
00:46:30Yeah.
00:46:31And, like, a few of them will fuck me, which I think is awesome.
00:46:35You ever had it that, like, the guy locks himself in a cage and he's screaming, no, no,
00:46:39no, no, no, I've fucked this one plastic surgeon in Los Angeles, he lives in Westwood, and
00:46:48he's, uh, he, like, had a little plastic chastity cage and I'd fuck his, like, uh, she was,
00:46:54like, Jamaican, his Jamaican wife with, like, big fake tits.
00:46:57She was bad, dude.
00:46:58But what, he had a little thing on it?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:00Oh, yeah.
00:47:01Yeah, he had a plastic cuck cage.
00:47:02Yeah.
00:47:03What the fuck?
00:47:03Did you, did his dick, like, get hard in the cage?
00:47:07Um.
00:47:07Or, like, can you get hard?
00:47:09You can't be hard, you can't get hard, that's your punishment.
00:47:12But what if, what if it starts getting hard and then it's, like, all squeezed?
00:47:14It just doesn't.
00:47:15Like, does your, does it explode?
00:47:16Masochist comes from.
00:47:17Like, I've always, that's what I've always been concerned about with those, like, I've
00:47:20seen pictures of those dick cages online.
00:47:22It was crazy.
00:47:22But, like, what happens when they get hard?
00:47:25I don't think they can.
00:47:26Well, sometimes they're that tiny.
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And then, for you, it's, uh, married couples try to have threesomes with you, right?
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33You don't do that.
00:47:33Like, I'm not really interested in.
00:47:34Or, like, couple swap or something.
00:47:35Dude, that's why we stopped swinging.
00:47:36You guys couple swap?
00:47:37But I don't really like unicorn for other people.
00:47:38Did you guys do it with Ellie and Jax?
00:47:40Yes.
00:47:41This week on the beach?
00:47:42Yeah, twice.
00:47:43We might have something special coming.
00:47:44Very nice.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:45Off camp?
00:47:47Well, technically, yes.
00:47:49Oh, because of, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:51Tell them.
00:47:51Dude, okay, so we, we filmed a super dope video on the beach of Mexico.
00:47:57It was gorgeous.
00:47:58Lighting was great.
00:48:00Dicks were hard.
00:48:01It was awesome.
00:48:02The ladies were shiny.
00:48:03Film porn on a beach in Mexico?
00:48:04It doesn't matter.
00:48:05No, we didn't get caught.
00:48:08And it was a beautiful video and literally, like, four hours later.
00:48:12Who's filming this, by the way?
00:48:13We, me and Jack passed it, passed the camera back and forth.
00:48:17It was, like, dual POV.
00:48:17You would film each other?
00:48:18It was a little bit of dual POV.
00:48:19Dual POV and then a couple of tripod positions.
00:48:22We are creative.
00:48:23We're, dude, we're hella good at this shit.
00:48:26And then, like, six hours later, I lost my phone in the ocean.
00:48:29So, that video is gone.
00:48:30It belongs to the ocean now.
00:48:31It didn't have time to...
00:48:32It didn't have time to sync.
00:48:33I filmed it in cinematic.
00:48:36So, it was, like, a 15 gig file.
00:48:38It didn't have enough time to upload.
00:48:39It was so bad.
00:48:39Because, like, Ellie and Jack went to sleep.
00:48:42And we were...
00:48:42We went out to, like, look for his phone.
00:48:44And we're, like, freaking out and, like, panicking.
00:48:46And he's, like, crying.
00:48:47I fell to my knees crying.
00:48:48I'm, like, do we tell them right now?
00:48:50I'm, like, I don't want to wake them up to, like, give them bad news.
00:48:52And you guys put effort in the day one scene?
00:48:54They were so nice about it.
00:48:57They were, like, it's cool.
00:48:58Would that piss you off by it?
00:48:58It's a mistake.
00:48:59Because it was an accident.
00:49:01I don't even know.
00:49:01But, like, they were really cool about it.
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:04Like, and, like...
00:49:05They were really cool about it.
00:49:06But, also, they're so goddamn loaded.
00:49:08I don't even think they care.
00:49:09Well, I think they're just...
00:49:10That's not it.
00:49:12They're just really nice people.
00:49:13Like, we met them before they got popular.
00:49:15And they've always been super nice to us.
00:49:16Yeah, that's actually true.
00:49:17Was there not a little rivalry between you two?
00:49:20Rivalry?
00:49:21Only a little bit of, like, friendly motivation.
00:49:23Yeah, because you guys are the two porn couples.
00:49:25I want...
00:49:26Like, I want both of us to do well.
00:49:28Well, see, they don't actually...
00:49:29They don't advertise themselves as a couple.
00:49:30Like, Ellie doesn't want to do that.
00:49:32Like, that's...
00:49:33They're individual, right?
00:49:34Yeah, they're individual more than anything.
00:49:35Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:49:36They're just individual porn stars that happen to be dating, kind of.
00:49:38Okay.
00:49:39Yeah.
00:49:40Well said.
00:49:41Uh-huh.
00:49:41Our whole thing, like, we're really big fans of Leo Lulu and...
00:49:45Yeah, yeah.
00:49:45A couple of the other ones.
00:49:46Like, OG couples.
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:48Yeah, they're really good.
00:49:48So, like, that was kind of the inspiration for us.
00:49:51We wanted to do porn together.
00:49:52You know?
00:49:53It's great.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55It's great.
00:49:55And a lot of couples just do threesomes and threesomes and threesomes.
00:49:59Yeah.
00:49:59Y'all just be fucking each other in creative ways and you keep it interesting.
00:50:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:04Which is great.
00:50:05We also have threesomes.
00:50:06She does boy girls with other people.
00:50:07We do boy boy girls all the time.
00:50:10You know?
00:50:10I don't want to be seen as, like, the controlling boyfriend because I feel like a lot of the...
00:50:13A lot of porn...
00:50:15OF girls especially have, like, a controlling boyfriend or controlling husband and shit.
00:50:18And I don't want to be that.
00:50:20So, look, I did a boy boy girl with a girl I was dating once.
00:50:24She asked for it for her birthday.
00:50:25And the guy had a bigger penis than me.
00:50:27Oh, yeah.
00:50:28And then when...
00:50:29I was fucking...
00:50:32And then when we switched...
00:50:33I never spoke to either of them again.
00:50:40How could I?
00:50:41That's probably why guys cannot do a threesome with another guy.
00:50:45A hundred percent.
00:50:46Yeah.
00:50:46Does that not bother you when she's moaning a little...
00:50:49It's like, baby.
00:50:51Don't do it that loud.
00:50:52That would make my dick harder.
00:50:54Yes.
00:50:54Yeah?
00:50:55I mean, no, it doesn't make my dick harder, but...
00:50:57No, it does not make my dick harder.
00:50:59I'm not like that.
00:51:00But, I mean, yeah, fucking...
00:51:02It's definitely...
00:51:03Hard on the psyche, right?
00:51:05Yes.
00:51:05But then, you know...
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07Bro, it's about the motion of the ocean, bro.
00:51:08You know what I'm saying?
00:51:09Like, I just...
00:51:10You know, if I hit that spot right, she's gonna square it everywhere.
00:51:12So, it's okay.
00:51:13And you know...
00:51:13Most people don't hit that spot.
00:51:14You know that you're her favorite dick.
00:51:16Yeah, you should know.
00:51:16I knew that I wasn't her favorite dick.
00:51:19What about a scenario where he's, like...
00:51:22Getting a little bit more into it with the other girl versus you?
00:51:26Oh, that happens.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:26And we talk about it.
00:51:27Well, it's like...
00:51:28Go ahead.
00:51:28I'm sorry.
00:51:29I totally understand.
00:51:30Especially the first time you have sex with somebody.
00:51:32Sometimes, like...
00:51:34It's like...
00:51:34If you like them and they kind of like you, you're, like, releasing all that, like, new
00:51:38infatuation.
00:51:39And, like, I totally...
00:51:41I'm at the point where I kind of like watching that unfold.
00:51:45Because when we first were doing threesomes, it would bother me a little bit.
00:51:48But now when I see it, I'm like, that's really hot chemistry.
00:51:50And I'm like...
00:51:51I'm so glad, like, you're getting that experience.
00:51:53And, like, this girl is really enjoying it.
00:51:54And I kind of find it hot when the girls really enjoy him.
00:51:57Because I'm like, I'm like, yeah, that's my man.
00:51:59Like, yeah, he's getting down the good dick.
00:52:00Like, I fucking love that.
00:52:01Like...
00:52:02Wow.
00:52:02Yeah, I don't know.
00:52:03What if you're doing double bow job and he's going like this...
00:52:05And then she starts doing some new tricks?
00:52:09And he goes, oh...
00:52:10Well, I don't think that's ever happened.
00:52:11Okay, all right, all right.
00:52:12You're like, I know how to...
00:52:14I know where you're coming from, but Haley, her head game is...
00:52:18I was going to say, those girls can't suck dick.
00:52:20They just look pretty doing it.
00:52:22And you're not supposed to look pretty.
00:52:23No.
00:52:25Bars.
00:52:25No.
00:52:26Well, it's like...
00:52:27I feel like sometimes you can go for a little bit of both.
00:52:29Not even gonna lie.
00:52:30Sometimes I do moves that are just pretty.
00:52:31But then once you're into it, like, that's when you, like, start going, like, hard.
00:52:35So, so tell us.
00:52:38Because people do hype up your head game, actually.
00:52:40Sloppy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:41Stoppy toppy.
00:52:42They say you have the best head, a lot of people.
00:52:43But I naturally just have, like, a lot of saliva in my mouth.
00:52:47Yeah?
00:52:47She was born for it.
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:50You like giving head?
00:52:51I do like sucking dick, yeah.
00:52:52Like, you actually do?
00:52:53Oh, I love sucking dick.
00:52:54Because I like the big titty fuck.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:56Like, yeah.
00:52:57That's the best part.
00:52:58You know, LA girls, you know these bikini model...
00:53:01No, they're cum dodgers, bro.
00:53:04What?
00:53:05You know, I had a girl recently...
00:53:06What?
00:53:08You know what I'm saying?
00:53:08Oh.
00:53:10The fuck is this?
00:53:12What would you do, Ryan, if you were jerking it onto a girl's face and she dodged it?
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:16And she dodged it.
00:53:17Because I know that's what you like.
00:53:18Yeah, yeah.
00:53:18Well, girls don't want a facial.
00:53:19My makeup, my hair, my this.
00:53:21Exactly.
00:53:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:23All we want is a fucking facial in life.
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:26Is that true?
00:53:27Isn't it annoying, girls?
00:53:28You gotta time it right.
00:53:29And I've heard the eye thing.
00:53:31Oh, you know what?
00:53:31This is a great segment.
00:53:33Top Pops.
00:53:34Top Pops.
00:53:35Welcome back, Popstar.
00:53:36Take a pill a day.
00:53:38Makes the bad tasting cum go away.
00:53:40Tastes like pineapples, actually.
00:53:42Top Pops.
00:53:42Sweet.
00:53:43Popstar.
00:53:44Wild cum shot story.
00:53:46If anyone liked to share.
00:53:47I did a blowbang yesterday with Kira Noir and it was five other guys and me and none
00:53:55of them had a big pop and then I fucking like doused her, like fucking destroyed her
00:53:59face and you felt like the fucking guy.
00:54:01Uh-huh.
00:54:01It took me a little while to get there, but they were stoked.
00:54:04That was the best ending to that.
00:54:06How do you?
00:54:07Okay.
00:54:07I can't do the shot.
00:54:10I got it.
00:54:11Oh, are you a dribbler?
00:54:12Yes.
00:54:13There's shooters and there's dribblers.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:15So, you're born that way?
00:54:16It's genetics?
00:54:17I don't know if it's genetics.
00:54:18It has to be diet, right?
00:54:20I don't know.
00:54:20Is that what it is?
00:54:20I don't know.
00:54:21I actually have no fucking diet.
00:54:23I have no fucking shit.
00:54:23Is it happening too much McDonald's?
00:54:24What's going on?
00:54:24Most of the time I dribble every now and then I'll shoot.
00:54:26Well, like, are you popping a lot?
00:54:28Do you jerk it multiple times a day?
00:54:30Not multiple.
00:54:30Maybe you should try to save it up a little more.
00:54:32Maybe save it up.
00:54:32Okay.
00:54:33Maybe try that.
00:54:33I don't know.
00:54:34Because I really am very disappointing.
00:54:35I really don't have advice.
00:54:36I do like a little like Picasso and that's it.
00:54:39You know how to do it?
00:54:40Dude, you squeeze and you let go or something?
00:54:45I don't know.
00:54:45I know.
00:54:46I really don't know, man.
00:54:48For me, it's just like a roll of the dice.
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:50You don't have this trick that you're not telling me.
00:54:53You know what I'm talking about?
00:54:54I do know what you're talking about.
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:55They squeeze and they fucking...
00:54:57I don't know.
00:54:58I can't even learn to.
00:54:59I haven't learned it yet.
00:55:00Did you know that sometimes on set you'll have to fake a pop shot, right?
00:55:04Yes, I've heard this.
00:55:05I've never seen a guy into his pee hole, like shoot fake, come into there.
00:55:11I haven't seen that.
00:55:12You've never done that?
00:55:13No.
00:55:14Oh.
00:55:14No way.
00:55:15Dude, yeah.
00:55:16This dude will put a syringe in his dick.
00:55:18Maybe I'm not looking.
00:55:20Sometimes they keep it low key and they try to not tell you about it.
00:55:23You know, the viewers at home...
00:55:24And then you just kind of push it out.
00:55:26I'm sure the viewers know, right?
00:55:27No, they don't know.
00:55:28And they also don't know about some performers.
00:55:31We don't have to get into it.
00:55:32But they have a little button on their ball sack.
00:55:34Oh my God.
00:55:35I've heard about this.
00:55:36Yes, yeah.
00:55:36But it's because they've broken their dicks from performers.
00:55:39So that sucks.
00:55:40Respect.
00:55:40You know, love for the game.
00:55:42Do what they can.
00:55:42Playing on a torn ACL, if you will.
00:55:44Yeah, literally, dude.
00:55:45I have a really bad nut story.
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:49Oh my God.
00:55:50So I didn't know what to expect because it was my first time working with this performer
00:55:56and having to do a facial with a throat pie.
00:56:02Throat pie.
00:56:03What's that?
00:56:04Like when you have to, like, instead of like a cream pie in your pussy, you're like having
00:56:08a nut in your mouth and you keep it and then you like spit it out and stuff.
00:56:12Got it, got it, got it.
00:56:12So he does it in my face and mouth and I literally threw up, like gagged, like, and then they
00:56:20had to cut the camera because I also had to, like, spit it out in, like, this, like, glass
00:56:24martini thing.
00:56:25And then drink it?
00:56:26It was so bad.
00:56:27They wanted you to drink it after?
00:56:29Like, sour, like nasty.
00:56:31I was like, I had to cut into the camera.
00:56:33They're like, are you okay?
00:56:34I'm like, can we pretend that I swallowed it, please?
00:56:36Like, this is like, I was like, and then they're like, okay, so we had to do it again and cut
00:56:44back to that part to make it look like I swallowed it and, like, spit it out.
00:56:48So, it was like yellow nut.
00:56:51It was like white and yellow.
00:56:53It was disgusting.
00:56:54Oh my God.
00:56:56I don't want to say it.
00:56:57I've never seen it be yellow.
00:56:59That was so nasty.
00:57:00Like, really chunky.
00:57:02Like, it was like, like a booger chunky.
00:57:05Tell them who it was.
00:57:06Okay, all right, all right.
00:57:07Next segment.
00:57:07I don't even remember who it was.
00:57:09It's good, it's good, it's good.
00:57:09Good story.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:11Everything 420.
00:57:12It was a 74-year-old she fucked.
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:15It was an old dude.
00:57:15Guys, I can't, I can't.
00:57:16I wonder if it's the same grandpa.
00:57:18I can't, I can't.
00:57:18It is.
00:57:19Everything 420.
00:57:20We put him on.
00:57:20We have a gift for you, Hayley.
00:57:21What?
00:57:21Check that.
00:57:22And then for you.
00:57:23From Everything 420.
00:57:25This is a grinder.
00:57:26Automatic.
00:57:27Oh, look at this.
00:57:27And the free max from Everything 420.
00:57:30Also, oh, sorry.
00:57:32In your merch care packages, Everything 420.
00:57:34You have tons of stuff.
00:57:35Liam, do you want to give them their merch boxes?
00:57:36Wait, really?
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:37Dude, sick.
00:57:38Dude, that was hilarious.
00:57:39You chucked this on my mic.
00:57:40Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:57:42But we got care packages.
00:57:44And then Jerkmate segment.
00:57:45Jerkmate segment, of course.
00:57:47Shout out Jerkmate, number one site in the world.
00:57:49We signed another year for the reason we're here.
00:57:50Jerkmate ranked?
00:57:52Is there ranked yet on Jerkmate?
00:57:53They're doing it.
00:57:53They're doing the game.
00:57:54Hell yeah.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55And so Jerkmate.
00:57:56So Violet.
00:57:57And Hailey.
00:57:58There we go.
00:57:58Aw, thank you.
00:58:00Ah!
00:58:01Yay!
00:58:02I'm so excited.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:04Oh my gosh.
00:58:05I love free stuff.
00:58:06Liam, I love you.
00:58:08Yeah.
00:58:08Yeah, it's good material.
00:58:09I still have the hoodie and sweatpants.
00:58:11And when Violet's story is in, it warns me little heart.
00:58:14It really does.
00:58:15Yeah.
00:58:16Okay, Jerkmate segment.
00:58:17You guys are on Jerkmate.
00:58:19You're a cam girl.
00:58:20Okay.
00:58:20You have a fetish.
00:58:20She's got to do whatever you ask to keep her client happy.
00:58:24Okay.
00:58:25Is Max doing anything?
00:58:26No, I don't want to do anything.
00:58:28Okay, no.
00:58:28He said no.
00:58:29Action.
00:58:30Hey guys, welcome to the stream tonight.
00:58:33That's good.
00:58:35Tom the client?
00:58:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:37What do you want to see tonight, baby?
00:58:38I want to see you shake your titties up and down.
00:58:43Yes.
00:58:43Your mommy milkers.
00:58:44Yeah, you want to see some jiggle?
00:58:46I love jiggling.
00:58:47Or more tokens.
00:58:47I can shake them in a circle.
00:58:49Yeah, tokens.
00:58:50Where's the BBC anal?
00:58:51This is boring.
00:58:52BBC anal.
00:58:53Now stick a dildo right in between those tits and beg me for that cum.
00:58:56Oh, fuck yes, Violet!
00:58:58I'll spit all over it.
00:58:59Get it nice and wet for you, baby.
00:59:01Yeah, with your big match.
00:59:02More tokens.
00:59:03More tokens.
00:59:03Yeah, keep pumping.
00:59:04Keep pumping.
00:59:06Good job, everyone.
00:59:07All right, creators.
00:59:08Listen up.
00:59:09You're already killing it on socials, right?
00:59:11Fans, followers, likes.
00:59:12It's all love.
00:59:12You're on fire.
00:59:13But let me ask you this.
00:59:14Is your wallet feeling that love?
00:59:16If not, then check out Fans Revenue.
00:59:18And even if it is, check out Fans Revenue.
00:59:20Because that means you're about your business and you want to make more money.
00:59:22Whether you've got fans on Instagram, TikTok, or even OnlyFans, it doesn't matter.
00:59:26You can turn your fans into revenue.
00:59:28Likes are cool.
00:59:29Money is cooler.
00:59:30They do all the boring stuff and you just get paid.
00:59:33It's fucking easy.
00:59:34So hit up Fans Revenue and start cashing in.
00:59:37We have a link below.
00:59:37Fans Revenue, it's the fucking shit.
00:59:39How do you think I just bought a new Mercedes?
00:59:41Fans Revenue all fucking day.
00:59:43We love Fans Revenue.
00:59:44Let's get back to the show.
00:59:45And check out what we filmed with Team Skeet.
00:59:47We had a great scene.
00:59:48We were a new company called Pervs.
00:59:50Checked me out with Scarlett Alexis, Ken Fields.
00:59:52I was an actor in that, actually.
00:59:55Dude, an extra.
00:59:56I actually have something to say about that really quickly.
00:59:58Not that specific scene, but you did another thing for Team Skeet with Shay Sights.
01:00:02And that other fucking boner in the fucking mechanic thing.
01:00:09It was only with him because I wasn't available.
01:00:11Free use.
01:00:11Oh, it was supposed to be you?
01:00:12It was supposed to be me, dude.
01:00:13Oh, dude.
01:00:14And honestly, I would have canceled on the other scene if I had known that you were going to be there.
01:00:17Oh, man.
01:00:18It was so fucking...
01:00:19Have you tried free use?
01:00:20I do it all the time.
01:00:20I love it.
01:00:22I'm not going to lie.
01:00:23I'm fucked up in the head.
01:00:24Yeah, Japanese porn, right?
01:00:26It's like they're frozen and then they're fucking...
01:00:28Those ones are crazy.
01:00:28I kind of want to do one of those, though.
01:00:29Have you seen the ghost porn where the guy literally has a sheet over his head and he goes around the girl's locker room and fucks them?
01:00:36What?
01:00:37I want to do some shit like that.
01:00:39Where are you watching ghost porn?
01:00:41It's Japanese.
01:00:42Behind the lens, Fansly.
01:00:44You guys on Fansly?
01:00:45I love Fansly.
01:00:46Yeah, we love Fansly, bro.
01:00:47Shout out to Fansly.
01:00:48Shout out to Ria.
01:00:48All right, strangest custom request.
01:00:52Well, I mean, this one was just really inappropriate and out of the ball.
01:00:57Like, this guy was like basically wanted to see a real sex tape with me and my mother.
01:01:03He wanted like my mom and I to have sex.
01:01:06And he was like, I'll pay...
01:01:07Biological mom?
01:01:08Yeah, like my real mom.
01:01:10And I was like, bro, you like...
01:01:13That's like so many levels of...
01:01:15Have you put your mom on the internet?
01:01:17No.
01:01:17Okay, okay.
01:01:18This other guy asked her to take a cum shot while she was holding her eyes open.
01:01:23Oh, yeah, like clockwork.
01:01:24That's a fucking bird box.
01:01:25That's super killer for sure.
01:01:27And you know what it is, right?
01:01:28Did you know that it's the sperm trying to find the egg and they're going in your eye?
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:32Yeah, they go inside your eyeball.
01:01:34That's why it gets red.
01:01:36Google it.
01:01:37You don't think it's just because it's fucking like some random shit in your eye?
01:01:39No, it's true.
01:01:40It's the nut trying to find the egg and they're like going in your eyeball.
01:01:43I probably don't.
01:01:44Yeah, she...
01:01:45Yeah, like this.
01:01:45How about that?
01:01:46What about you?
01:01:47I don't do custom.
01:01:52At the moment because I like doing a lot of collabs.
01:01:54Yeah.
01:01:55But I'll get back to it because I know a lot of them requested.
01:01:57Dude, I'm shocked.
01:01:58They pay the money.
01:01:59Y'all are so big doing customs.
01:02:01It's like...
01:02:02You think I can message Bieber and say sing a song for me?
01:02:04I would love to do a custom for my Bieber.
01:02:06You got it?
01:02:07You don't think he's on Cameo?
01:02:08Nah.
01:02:09Okay.
01:02:09He might be on the professional one, but that's like 10K or some shit.
01:02:13Y'all are too big for customs, but I respect that you guys do it.
01:02:15No, no, no.
01:02:16I mean, it's not like I'm doing like $10 customs.
01:02:18Like I'm doing them for the guys who really are...
01:02:22And I'll say one more thing.
01:02:23Only because I don't have the time.
01:02:25Yeah.
01:02:25Yeah.
01:02:25Customs, there should be like a three-day limit.
01:02:30Because by then I've moved on.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:31No, of course.
01:02:32That's why when you get the request, you have to fulfill it.
01:02:34You have to lock in.
01:02:35Yeah.
01:02:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:02:36And that's why I say no a lot because I'm busy.
01:02:38Yeah.
01:02:38Yeah.
01:02:39You don't want to keep them waiting because that's how that happened.
01:02:41And it's like, I'm sorry.
01:02:42Especially if they prepaid.
01:02:43Because then nobody's happy because I feel bad.
01:02:44Right?
01:02:45You know if they prepaid five grand for something and you're like two weeks saying fuck you.
01:02:48Wait until I put the PPD on it.
01:02:49They see you on your story just cracking jokes.
01:02:51Is this a personal issue for you, Ryan?
01:02:53Maybe it is.
01:02:54Oh, he's had bad experiences with customers.
01:02:56Roxy Sinner.
01:02:57I ordered a custom from Roxy Sinner and she just didn't do it.
01:03:00Don't go dragging my girl.
01:03:01Custom audio notes, I'll for sure do.
01:03:03Or a custom photo.
01:03:04But videos are really hard.
01:03:06Yeah.
01:03:06Damn, Roxy.
01:03:07Roxy got me.
01:03:08Are we sure it wasn't a catfish?
01:03:10What about?
01:03:11Have you had any customer requests?
01:03:12She sent the money back though.
01:03:14No.
01:03:14Okay, she's a real one.
01:03:15Yeah.
01:03:15No.
01:03:16I mean, yes, but it's like always, it's always gay shit.
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21There's nothing wrong with it.
01:03:22Just don't do it.
01:03:23That's Liam, eh?
01:03:24One of his burners.
01:03:25Damn.
01:03:26He'll make all the money.
01:03:27Yo, I'm telling you, Liam spends more on OnlyFans than anyone in the world.
01:03:30That's not true.
01:03:31I feel like the gay market is...
01:03:33I have one more crazy story from college.
01:03:39There was only two Colombian guys in my frat and we were doing a party with this other sorority
01:03:44and there was this hot sorority girl and I'm gonna call them out.
01:03:47Kappa Kappa Gamma.
01:03:49Called out.
01:03:51She was like, I wanna fuck both the Colombian guys at this party right now and blah, blah,
01:03:55blah.
01:03:55So I got my boy and I was like, yo, let's do it.
01:03:59Let's fucking fuck her right now.
01:04:00And he fell asleep on my bed.
01:04:03So we ended up fucking while he was passed out next to us on the bed.
01:04:07Wow.
01:04:08That's crazy.
01:04:08You cut him.
01:04:09He was there in spirit.
01:04:09Pretty much, yeah.
01:04:10You know what?
01:04:11I tried G for the first time.
01:04:13Shit's awesome.
01:04:14Drunk though.
01:04:15Apparently you can't do a drunk.
01:04:17You can.
01:04:17So I did two bottle caps, right?
01:04:19That's too much.
01:04:20Right, drunk.
01:04:21And then my friends sent me pictures.
01:04:23They fucked this girl on top of me.
01:04:25No way.
01:04:26Same thing.
01:04:27But sent me pictures and I'm a snorer.
01:04:29Oh yeah.
01:04:29Mouth open.
01:04:30And they're fucking like dick right on my face.
01:04:34I never spoke to them again.
01:04:35Said you crossed the line, buddy.
01:04:37And then they were sending them to group chats.
01:04:39Oh man.
01:04:40You know what?
01:04:40I was new in Toronto.
01:04:41Did we like nut around you too?
01:04:43I don't know where the nut went and they never told me.
01:04:44Is that sexual assault?
01:04:46I think it is.
01:04:47I think it is.
01:04:48I think you should.
01:04:48Yeah, tell Trudeau, bro.
01:04:50I'm sorry you were hurt right now.
01:04:50It was Zach Friedman that did that to me.
01:04:52Whoa.
01:04:53All my homies hate Zach.
01:04:54And Brittany Goats.
01:04:56Fuck that bitch.
01:04:57Yes.
01:04:58True story.
01:04:59Anyways, what a show.
01:05:00What a show.
01:05:01Great episode, guys.
01:05:02What a motherfucking show.
01:05:03Look to have you all on is whenever you want to come on.
01:05:06Superstar, superstar, superstar.
01:05:07I'll come on Jenny's home.
01:05:08Good luck at the Pornhub Awards.
01:05:10I see a lot of awards coming this way.
01:05:12We hope.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:13And love you all.
01:05:14Thank you so much.
01:05:15And we'll see you next week.
01:05:17Shout out.
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