LILY PHILLIPS F***S LITTLE PERSON LIVE ON PILLOW TALK PODCAST W/ WILLOW HARPER WATCHING (NO CAP)

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00:00You know, I hate sucking off guys who are big because I can't show them my full potential

00:04and it's so annoying and I feel really sorry for them because they'll never know, you know,

00:08the joys of being deep-throated and having their balls licked at the same time. It's really sad.

00:14I just got some blood flow, guys. How about you?

00:16I get things in my head right now.

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01:12Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.

01:13This is Pillow Talk.

01:14I'm your host, Ryan Pownall.

01:16Best podcast in the world at 8-year-end.

01:18We did it, baby, and we're going to do it again next year!

01:21Yeah!

01:21Yes!

01:22All right!

01:22Suck it at him!

01:24I only say that because he was dishing some shade, you said.

01:27No.

01:28Yeah.

01:29Don't be dishing.

01:30It was all playful.

01:31Okay, good stuff.

01:32Big episode today.

01:34Big episode today.

01:35Actually, first I'll introduce and I'll explain why we're all here.

01:37This is the two hottest girls on planet Earth.

01:40All the way from Berlin.

01:42First, Willow Harper.

01:43Yay!

01:45Hello!

01:45And the other hottest girl on Earth, all the way from UK, Darby.

01:50How are y'all?

01:50Lily Phillips.

01:51Yay!

01:53And this little guy here, this is my fucking cousin.

01:56His name is Tiny Smalls.

01:58Yay!

01:58Now, this was filmed on Valentine's Day.

02:02It's currently Valentine's Day.

02:03This is my cousin.

02:04I haven't seen him in five years.

02:05He asked me, Ryan, for Valentine's Day, I never have any sex.

02:09Can you bring my two favorite girls together and make them my Valentine's?

02:11So, being the good cousin I am, I did.

02:14Thanks, thanks.

02:15Called up Lily, called up Willow, and we're here.

02:17Now, the reason I haven't seen, you haven't heard this guy, because everyone knows I love

02:21little people, and no one's seen my cousin, is because this little fucker, I've been mad at

02:27him for five years, I haven't talked to him.

02:28And I'm not bullshitty.

02:29He's from Montreal.

02:30Moi, je viens de Montréal, toi, tu es français?

02:32Tu viens de Montréal aussi, on est des amis qui parlent français.

02:35C'est ça, on parle français.

02:36We need to speak in English, I think.

02:40Tell the girls what you fucking did, at Frank's wedding.

02:42Five years ago, at Frank's wedding.

02:44Wait, who's Frank?

02:45Our cousin, Frank.

02:46Our cousin.

02:47Yeah.

02:48He was having a girl at this moment.

02:50Yeah, my girl, Ari.

02:51Yeah.

02:51I was sending dick pigs, but as a joke.

02:55So he asked for...

02:56I wasn't even that hard.

02:57It was like just a mid one, and he didn't think.

03:00Semi-soft.

03:01Yeah, but...

03:02You sent it to his girl?

03:04Yeah, but it was the same table, right?

03:05It was a joke.

03:06Oh my God.

03:07Fucking weirdo.

03:08I cut him off.

03:10I don't really...

03:11We're not that close.

03:11It's our grandparents are brother-sister.

03:13Right.

03:14So my grandma, Rochelle...

03:15And my Andre, brother-sister.

03:17Exactly.

03:17And then Steve and Monique, cousins.

03:20Our cousins.

03:20So we're first cousins once removed.

03:22I don't know.

03:22Wait, were you trying to hit that?

03:23His girlfriend.

03:25Yeah, what the fuck was that?

03:27I was just trying to be funny.

03:28Okay, I had a couple drinks.

03:30I mean...

03:31I wasn't even naughty, I guess.

03:34I thought it was weird, because family, at a wedding, and he did it during the main course.

03:38It was during the chicken.

03:39Yeah.

03:40And he goes...

03:40He goes...

03:41He didn't even wait until the afternoon.

03:43Exactly.

03:43Oh my God.

03:44It wasn't like the dance or anything.

03:45But that isn't sharing is caring.

03:47No, with cousins.

03:48Yeah.

03:49Anyways, so five years, I think you've grown up a little.

03:52Oh my God, I was young.

03:54So you've been pretty sexual since you're a young man.

03:57Yeah.

03:58Yeah.

03:59I mean, you were a virgin.

04:00When did you lose your virginity?

04:01At like...

04:0217?

04:03Okay.

04:0417, 18.

04:04With a little person or a normal person?

04:06A normal person.

04:07Yeah.

04:07So you were sending dick pics before even losing your virginity.

04:10He's a little horny fuck.

04:11Yeah.

04:12He's a fucking pervert.

04:13Once I discovered I had a big dick, I was like, damn, I need to show it.

04:17Oh yeah.

04:17How big?

04:18How big?

04:19I can hold a wine bottle with it.

04:23He's getting girth muscle reference.

04:24I have a picture of that.

04:25This is such a teaser.

04:27Do not make no dick pics.

04:29Don't be weird with the girls.

04:30I brought you here.

04:32It's been five years.

04:33I'm not going to disappoint you.

04:34Okay.

04:35Have you guys squashed the beef now then?

04:36Yeah, he's been staying with me the last two nights.

04:38I'm trying to be nice.

04:39I'm trying to be nice.

04:39I brought him out.

04:40We did karaoke together.

04:42Oh my God, that was so nice.

04:43I love him, to be honest.

04:44He's so cute.

04:45You really grew into your little boots.

04:47Nice to meet you.

04:48Nice to meet you.

04:49Nice to meet you.

04:50Oh my God.

04:51That'd be a pretty good size.

04:52Oh my God, the floor is yours.

04:54I'm Lily.

04:54I'm Tiny.

04:55Nice to meet you.

04:56Oh my God.

04:57That'd be a pretty good size.

05:00Do you know how I call?

05:01No, come on.

05:01What else with those?

05:03Yeah, because they're thick.

05:05As well, because they're thick.

05:05Do you know how I call my hand?

05:07Beer pose.

05:09You know the little snack?

05:11If you feel like that, it's the same thing.

05:14Yeah, wait.

05:15Because usually little people have normal hands.

05:17Yours kind of look...

05:18It's because there's like...

05:20Like chodas, right?

05:21Chodas?

05:22What?

05:22Oh, chodas.

05:23Oh my God.

05:24Yeah, kind of, huh?

05:25But there's type of midget.

05:27And me, I'm small, but with midget hand.

05:30Right.

05:30But I'm like...

05:31Everything's normal.

05:32Wait, does everything align then?

05:35Or are there some parts with you that are like normal size?

05:38No, there's one thing that's normal size.

05:40Even bigger than normal.

05:41It's like between my legs and my chest.

05:47Oh.

05:47Yeah.

05:48Have you confirmed this?

05:50He showed me the wine bottle picture.

05:52Our girlfriend used to.

05:54He showed me the wine picture.

05:56Yeah.

05:56And yeah, it's pretty big.

05:57I think it might be slightly bigger than mine.

05:59Oh, yeah?

06:00I think so.

06:00You think so?

06:01Really?

06:01I'm six.

06:03You're six?

06:03Just over six.

06:04I think I'm like seven.

06:06No, you're not seven.

06:07Oh, he gave up seven extra.

06:09Yeah, I don't know.

06:10To be honest, I measured it one time.

06:13And I don't remember what was the number.

06:15And you know what?

06:15Measurements are bullshit too.

06:17He, by the way, lies about his height.

06:18Oh my God.

06:19He tells everyone he's four six, he's four four.

06:21I'm like, what is that club for?

06:23You know, six to six two, I get.

06:25Or five ten to six.

06:27Four four.

06:28No one cares.

06:29That's what you may as well just like...

06:30You're a fucking little person, right?

06:31I used to be four six and a half.

06:33Yeah, come on.

06:34Give him his credit.

06:35He's got swag.

06:35Look at him.

06:36But wait, is that impressing you, girl?

06:37Is that he's four six instead of four four?

06:39I'm trying to be cool, okay?

06:40I don't think you're actually two inches.

06:42Give it to him.

06:43It's more impressive.

06:45You know, I was supposed to be three foot eight.

06:47Right.

06:48When I was like 21 years old.

06:50And now I'm four four.

06:52So I'm a tall midget.

06:54Yeah.

06:55Cool.

06:55So are you ready for the stream date or what?

06:57Are you going to impress us?

06:59What are you trying to do?

06:59Oh, yeah, yeah.

07:00She's going to impress.

07:00She's not ready.

07:02Oh, I'm not involved anymore, huh?

07:03You can.

07:04You don't want me?

07:05You're cutting her off.

07:06Now, girls, let me ask you this.

07:09And not him, but little people.

07:11You know, would you date one?

07:12Would you have sex with one?

07:13Oh, yeah.

07:14I think there's a massive curiosity there.

07:16Definitely.

07:17Okay.

07:17I've never fucked a little person.

07:19Who's the shortest guy you fucked, maybe?

07:21Maybe I fucked like a little Asian guy.

07:24Oh, yeah?

07:26Yeah, yeah.

07:26We had to check his ID twice.

07:28He looked like a girl.

07:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:30You didn't ask for mine.

07:32No, I know you're older.

07:34How old are you?

07:3621.

07:3721?

07:37Yeah.

07:38Oh, do you like an older woman?

07:40I'm 23.

07:40Oh, yeah.

07:41Older is better.

07:42That's what I like to say.

07:43I always forget your age, Willow.

07:44I'm 23 forever.

07:47Damn.

07:48But did that turn you on, like the short guy?

07:50Because you're like, do you ever get like cornyer because they're short?

07:54Definitely.

07:54I've forgotten.

07:56Oh, yeah?

07:56You really would, eh?

07:58Definitely.

07:58She came in here smoking hot, you guys, with like the tallest heels, long legs.

08:02Like I was going to have a panic attack.

08:03Yeah, Lily's hot.

08:04Honestly.

08:05Yeah.

08:05Lily's so hot.

08:08You're doing great.

08:09Yeah.

08:10What about you're not, you don't think Willow's hot?

08:12You're.

08:13Am I not your type?

08:13You're not into tattooed girls because you're tattooed, so you're like, you want to be the

08:16cool one or what?

08:17No, no.

08:18You're the coolest one.

08:19You're very hot, by the way.

08:20Okay.

08:20I feel like he would drown in your tits.

08:22It's because my.

08:23By the way, I've never seen Willow's boobs.

08:27Me neither.

08:28And I've been looking up her leaks every day.

08:30Nothing.

08:31She's got the best DMCA team on earth.

08:33Oh, my God.

08:33Do you want to hear my story with my nipple pierces?

08:36I was hitchhiking from Germany to Amsterdam.

08:42And I, I don't know, I was like leaving Europe, whatever.

08:45I walk into the place you're not supposed to go to.

08:47Flashing lights, middle of Amsterdam.

08:50Everyone's fucking getting high, smoking weed and shit.

08:52And I just walk up to this girl.

08:53She's like, got to be like 18.

08:55Has no idea what she's doing.

08:57Has me lay down flat.

08:58It's hot.

08:59Dead as summer.

09:00Okay.

09:00So I'm trying to get my nipples hard, but I'm stressed because I'm like, I'm about to get

09:05my nipples pierced.

09:06And I'm sitting there and she just went so deep that I fucking screamed.

09:10Oh, my God.

09:12You thought she'd be the right girl to do the job, right?

09:14I know.

09:14I never had a good nipple piss.

09:16No, fuck, Sam.

09:17It's just hardcore.

09:18Because it's a big, it's a big thing.

09:19Yeah.

09:20Yeah.

09:20It's your tit.

09:21You know, it was a fun little spontaneous moment.

09:23Have they healed all right?

09:24Yeah, they healed.

09:25Yeah.

09:25They look pretty good.

09:26Yeah.

09:26Oh, they look right.

09:27Now for Lily Phillips, okay, as the biggest star in the, in the world right now.

09:31Right now.

09:31Yes.

09:32We, we've been talking a little bit.

09:33She told me she's on the fence about getting her tits done or not.

09:36What do you think?

09:38Oh, I, okay.

09:40Your body's insane.

09:41Yeah.

09:42Like you look amazing.

09:44And I think your whole brand is more natural.

09:45I wouldn't, I wouldn't touch it.

09:47What about you?

09:47Do you prefer?

09:48I think you need to stay like you are.

09:49I'm staying up.

09:50You're beautiful like you are.

09:51You know what?

09:51You haven't even seen me yet.

09:53What does that mean yet?

09:55I think you should hold off, wait for your milk years.

09:58Yeah.

09:58You know what I mean?

09:59Like really?

10:00Yeah.

10:00If it ain't broken.

10:01Don't fix it.

10:02There it is.

10:03There it is.

10:04We actually had a guy on two days ago who had a penis enlargement surgery.

10:08Oh, man.

10:08Yeah.

10:09I met him by, it's the, what is that?

10:12You saw it?

10:13Yeah.

10:14Yeah.

10:14We touched it.

10:15We all touched it.

10:16So it felt like the real deal.

10:17Yeah.

10:17It felt amazing.

10:18Wait, what did he have, what did he have done to it?

10:20Okay.

10:21So this is the best way to describe it.

10:23Hot dog bun.

10:24Sorry.

10:24Wiener is his dick and they add a bun to it.

10:27Wow.

10:27Yeah.

10:28So.

10:29I wouldn't mind that.

10:30No.

10:31If a guy's like a little bit small on the small side, why not add a bit more?

10:35How do you feel about small dicks, Lily?

10:37I don't mind small dicks.

10:38I mean, I do think size matters.

10:40Okay.

10:41Yeah.

10:41But not to the extent that people think.

10:43Right.

10:44Like if you're, if you're just a blow average, you're fine.

10:47You know, do a bit of foreplay.

10:49But I mean, if you're teeny tiny miniature.

10:52Have you had that?

10:53Oh, yeah.

10:54I've had a micro cock.

10:55How micro?

10:56Yeah.

10:56No, no, no.

10:56I'll show you the video.

10:57For real?

10:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:58Hard like that?

10:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:00No.

11:00It was like, it was a nipple.

11:01What can you do with that?

11:02Yeah, what did you do?

11:03I just soaked it.

11:04I couldn't fuck it because I couldn't like.

11:05It was like, yeah.

11:06There was like, never enough space to.

11:08Yeah.

11:08Wow.

11:09What a poor guy.

11:10Yeah.

11:11No, no, no.

11:12Well, that's, I, I felt sorry for it.

11:13What was his ethnicity?

11:14I'm just curious.

11:15He was white and did he.

11:17Was he rich?

11:18They're always rich.

11:18No.

11:19Oh.

11:19How old are young?

11:20What a loser.

11:21Was he just a normal guy, like normal height?

11:24You'd never know.

11:24Yeah.

11:25Well, I'll show you guys.

11:26Was he hot?

11:28They're usually hot.

11:29He's really trying to give me some credit.

11:31I know.

11:31He's like, I want something for this man.

11:33He's got nothing going on in this guy?

11:35You know what?

11:36I, I really liked to pressure on him because I feel like not many girls hot.

11:40Oh, yeah.

11:40She's into that too.

11:41That's 100%.

11:42Yeah.

11:42That was the best day of his fucking life.

11:44Yeah, exactly.

11:45He probably jerks off to that literally every day.

11:47Exactly.

11:47That's why I like that.

11:48Yeah.

11:49Pretty sure he will.

11:49You're a giver, Lily.

11:51He loved that.

11:51And then what's the biggest you've taken?

11:53Biggest.

11:53Oh, dreads.

11:55Oh, you did dreads?

11:55Yeah, I did.

11:56Oh, yeah.

11:57At AVN?

11:58After.

11:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:59Yeah, yeah.

11:59But he, he's big.

12:01Fuck.

12:02What did you do with dread?

12:03We did pussy, but I want to go back for anal.

12:06You think you could do anal?

12:07Well, I got the, I got his dildo to practice with and I tried it.

12:10The dread dawn?

12:11Yeah, and I was like, ooh.

12:12You put it up your ass?

12:13Yeah.

12:13Oh, you did?

12:14Yeah, yeah.

12:14But I was, I didn't want to do the shoot because I put it on my ass and I was like, oh.

12:18So, I don't know, because you're sticking the dread dawn up your ass.

12:21Pardon?

12:22You know, you're at home, you have the dread dawn.

12:24Yeah.

12:24Now what?

12:25What position?

12:26What's on TV?

12:27Yeah, how did you get into it?

12:28Is there you?

12:28I was more like, it was more like that.

12:30I feel like as well, starting off in, um, lazy spoon.

12:35Okay.

12:35So you do that in bed like that?

12:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:38And then just like wait with it for a bit till it kind of start getting a bit more used to it.

12:42And then try to like move it a bit more.

12:43And did you?

12:44I was struggling a little bit.

12:46And I wanted to enjoy the shoot.

12:47So I was like, I'm going to do pussy first.

12:48Right.

12:48And then ass.

12:49Okay.

12:49Then I have two videos.

12:50What about the blowjob with dread?

12:52I couldn't even get the tip in.

12:54I hate it.

12:55You know, I hate sucking off guys who have big cocks because I can't show them my full potential.

13:00Yeah, right.

13:00And it's so annoying.

13:01And I feel really sorry for them because like they'll never know, you know, the joys of being deep throated and having their balls licked at the same time.

13:08It's really sad.

13:09A hundred percent.

13:10When you do that?

13:11Yeah.

13:11What's the max length to deep throat and ball lick?

13:14It depends how hard it is.

13:16I think if it's just getting hard, it's still a bit soft.

13:18It's so much easier to deep throat than if it's like rock solid.

13:21So I don't think it's matters about size personally.

13:23I feel like dreads.

13:24I just got some blood flow, guys.

13:25How about you?

13:26I get things in my head running right now.

13:30Do you reckon like a deep throat your cock?

13:32As in like, do you reckon I can get it all in?

13:34Guys, guys, guys.

13:34Come on.

13:35Sorry.

13:35He's a little fucking perv.

13:36I forget he's your cousin.

13:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:38I don't want to cut him off for years, this guy.

13:40Tiny, small.

13:41Is it weird to talk about sex with your cousin?

13:43Nah.

13:43Well, I only met him like six times because it's only weddings.

13:46Yeah, yeah.

13:47You're not that close.

13:48But it's been five years.

13:50You can like learn the new me.

13:52I guess.

13:52But would you guys ever do a three-step?

13:54No.

13:54I mean, is that weird?

13:56No.

13:56No, no.

13:56I mean, maybe.

13:58One day.

13:59I'm pretty sure one day.

14:00I feel like they have a bonding session.

14:01You know what?

14:02I will say, we went to Barney's, our spot.

14:04Yeah.

14:04Kiroki night.

14:05Oh, yeah.

14:05And girls were fucking hitting on him like crazy.

14:07I don't doubt that.

14:08You're hot.

14:09He is hot, eh?

14:10You're hot.

14:11Yeah.

14:12And like everyone wanted pictures with him.

14:14Nick Diaz asked him for a pic, the UFC fighter.

14:16Yeah.

14:16I was talking with Nick Diaz.

14:17That was funny.

14:18No, wait.

14:19That's so random.

14:20Yeah.

14:21He's like a celebrity.

14:22What is he doing?

14:23He's fighting?

14:24Yeah.

14:25Yeah.

14:25No, me or Nick Diaz.

14:26What are you talking about?

14:27You said he's a celebrity?

14:28No, no, no.

14:29You know, he was telling me though, because in Montreal, he works for, I don't want to say

14:34the M word.

14:35I give you the M word pass.

14:36He lets me say the M word, but I don't like to say it.

14:39N word?

14:39M.

14:40M word.

14:41The idiot.

14:43Fidget with an M.

14:44Guys, things are going so fast.

14:46Is it racist or what do you call that?

14:50Sexist?

14:51Dwarfism.

14:53Yeah, it's dwarfism.

14:54It's not.

14:55A little person.

14:55Do you mind being called a midget?

14:57No, that's the, that's what I am.

15:00Like, I mean.

15:01What about a short king?

15:02Yeah.

15:03Can we just call you a short king?

15:04Oh, I like that one.

15:04I like it.

15:04I'm short.

15:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:05So he got booked to do a bachelor party, because he does like the elf and fucking oopalumpa

15:09shit, right?

15:10Do you like that?

15:11I'd find that, I don't know if I'd find that a bit of crazy.

15:13It's the grading.

15:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:14No, I like it.

15:15It's like.

15:16You know what?

15:16It's a job.

15:17Yeah, I met people.

15:18If you're getting paid to party, why the fuck?

15:19Yeah, I'm getting paid for meeting people.

15:22Show them the speeches you do.

15:23He gets on the table, he does a speech.

15:25Oh, yeah.

15:25Get up on the train and do the speech.

15:27Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:27It's cute.

15:29Yep.

15:29He's telling me he's been working on his speeches.

15:34Oh, my God.

15:35Okay.

15:36I'm perfectly in line with your car.

15:38He's like, hey, bro, bro.

15:39I feel like.

15:42Okay.

15:42So, guys.

15:43Oh, my God.

15:44Just before I leave, thank you for everything.

15:47You guys made me feel like a rock star, even though I am.

15:50I love you, Ryan.

15:51Love you.

15:52Thank you for showing me those very looking good people.

15:56I love you.

15:57I hope we see each other again.

15:59We didn't mention we don't have his boobs.

16:01Oh.

16:02What do you think of my tits?

16:03Those boobs are incredible.

16:05We have 10 out of 10, baby.

16:06I feel like they were looking.

16:0710 out of 10 rating.

16:08They were looking in my eyes.

16:09I was like, if not eyes.

16:11You know what I mean?

16:12So, yeah.

16:13That was a great night, guys.

16:14So, see you later.

16:16Okay.

16:18I'd hire you.

16:19Yeah.

16:19You're coming to my next party.

16:21Yeah.

16:21Are you?

16:21I'll be down.

16:24Where are you going?

16:25Where are you going?

16:25Yeah, where are you going?

16:26Okay.

16:26All right.

16:27Sure.

16:28They got little bladders.

16:29He doesn't even tell us when he's going to act.

16:31He just starts walking off.

16:32It was really his ending seems like he was out.

16:35I know.

16:35I thought he'd laugh.

16:36He's cute.

16:36What do you think of him?

16:37I love him.

16:37Yeah.

16:38Yeah.

16:38He's so hot.

16:39So, Willow, let's talk about you for a sec now.

16:41Okay.

16:42Lay it on me.

16:42I heard through the grapevine.

16:44What?

16:46You're finally newly single.

16:47I'm single.

16:48No way.

16:49Yeah.

16:50For the first time since I met you, I think.

16:52No.

16:53I was single when we first met at AVN.

16:56Oh, okay.

16:57Yeah.

16:57Just like for a couple months.

16:59That was kind of a date that night, wasn't it?

17:00I really think AVN was a date.

17:02You don't think so?

17:03I don't think so.

17:04You literally went home with Kaylee Gunner, I think, that night.

17:09He's like our first day when I left.

17:11Did you fuck much AVNs?

17:12Yeah.

17:13Yeah.

17:13Yeah, I did, yeah.

17:14You didn't fuck me at AVNs though.

17:15You were busy.

17:16Yeah, I was.

17:17I heard there was a booty call.

17:18Was there not?

17:19I called him.

17:21At 3 a.m.

17:22Yeah, yeah, on like a Monday, you know?

17:24I mean, what were you doing that you wouldn't answer that?

17:27I was texting her at 1 a.m.

17:29Like, what are you doing?

17:30What are you doing?

17:30And she's like, I'm with Banks.

17:31She calls me with Banks.

17:33And Sarah.

17:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:35Hot.

17:36Yeah.

17:36Sarah hot.

17:37What?

17:39What?

17:40I mean, I can't even imagine what's going on in your phone these days.

17:43So what, if it's shocking, what is it?

17:45Guess what he's just matched me?

17:46Tiny Smalls.

17:48His cousin?

17:49He's just sent me like a plethora of cock photos.

17:53And that bit is big.

17:55It's huge.

17:56Are you pranking me right now?

17:57Stop.

17:58Oh my God.

18:00Wait, it's huge.

18:01Look at his small hand as well.

18:02Wait, it's really big.

18:03Yeah.

18:05He's also in circumcised.

18:06What a little fucking piece of shit.

18:08Do you think he's doing what's right up?

18:08Did he text you?

18:10He's trying to fuck with me because of the wedding.

18:12This is fucking crazy.

18:13This is revenge again?

18:14What a piece of shit.

18:16It's pretty big though.

18:17Yo.

18:17Are you into it?

18:18Hell yeah.

18:19It is pretty big.

18:20So you would fuck him if he hit on you?

18:22I thought he would have had a small cock.

18:23That's the thing.

18:23Yeah.

18:24What a little fucking bastard.

18:26He goes mid-episode and you guys are fucking with me.

18:29Are you kidding?

18:30Did you guys plan this?

18:31No.

18:33How long does he just go to the toilet?

18:35Do you send me cock photos?

18:36Is he fully jerking off you think right now?

18:38Probably is.

18:39He just couldn't handle it.

18:40What a fuck.

18:40Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you?

18:42What?

18:42What is wrong with you?

18:44We saw it.

18:45No.

18:46You sent a fucking dick pic to Lily, you little pervert fuck.

18:48No, I didn't.

18:49What is wrong with you?

18:50What are you talking about?

18:51Five years later, I don't talk to you.

18:53You do the same bullshit you did on my ex.

18:55What bullshit?

18:57You just sent dick pics to Lily.

18:58No, I didn't.

18:59We saw it.

19:00She showed us the pics.

19:01Pull up the receipts.

19:02You fucking little pervert fuck.

19:04It's pretty big though.

19:05It's a nice day.

19:06Did you just go to the toilet just to jerk off?

19:08What is wrong with you?

19:09No, but it's because of you.

19:12You do this every day.

19:15Are you like a serial dick pic sender?

19:17What is wrong with you?

19:18Yeah, but look at her, man.

19:20What do you want me to do?

19:20He can't even focus.

19:21Look at her.

19:22Look at my ex.

19:22The last two times I see you, you're sending your pic.

19:25Your ex was a blonde girl with blue eyes.

19:28He's got a type.

19:29I want to see it in real life.

19:29He's got a type.

19:30Hey, hey.

19:31Behave.

19:32I'm serious.

19:33I just want to see it.

19:33And we're back.

19:36Oh my God.

19:38Et voila.

19:38Oh, et voila.

19:40I can't even be mad at you, cousin.

19:42You little pervert fuck.

19:44Are we cool now?

19:46I guess.

19:46All right.

19:47Hey, be honest.

19:48When he sent you that dick pic, did it creep you out?

19:50No.

19:50Okay.

19:51It made me horny.

19:52Yeah.

19:52So dick pics.

19:53We like dick pics?

19:54We like dick pics if the dick is nice.

19:57Got it.

19:57And you have to know your angles.

20:00I feel like, honestly, you did decent.

20:02It was a good dick pic.

20:02Yo, that guy can fuck, eh?

20:03Yeah, yeah.

20:04I usually prefer videos to dick pics as well.

20:06Oh, like stroking?

20:08Yeah, but like no cumming.

20:09Like cumming on his hand.

20:12Oh, okay.

20:12Yeah, that's like my thing.

20:13You know what my move is?

20:15Okay, say you send me nudes.

20:16Yeah.

20:16And, you know, they're special to me, you know, like Ryan, whatever.

20:20So I'll airdrop it to my MacBook, you know, and then I'll send a video, you in the background,

20:25coming to you.

20:25Oh, yeah, that's hard.

20:26Oh, I love that.

20:27That's the move.

20:28That's genius.

20:29Oh, my God.

20:30We're using that next time.

20:30That's the rhyme.

20:31No, no, there's a fucking name.

20:32It's called the Flying Rhyne.

20:33No, it's a fucking name.

20:35That's the move.

20:36Okay, let's talk about the sex though.

20:37I'm sorry.

20:38Yeah.

20:38Wow.

20:38What did you think?

20:39What did you, hey.

20:40Am I, am I, am I like really loose now?

20:43I've fucked all these guys.

20:44No, no, no, that was really, really, really tight.

20:47Like, that was.

20:48It looked like a nice vagina.

20:50I mean, you can tell, and I watch porn for a living, okay?

20:52You can tell when a girl is tight.

20:54Yeah.

20:54It'll be like tough to enter, like it won't, you're like the pussy will wrap in a certain

20:58way.

20:58Your pussy is so tight.

20:59I needed to go like slowly, but surely, because.

21:03Yeah.

21:04It was too, it was almost like it wasn't going to work.

21:06Like the pussy is too tight for your dick.

21:08Imagine.

21:09It's because you have such a big car.

21:10Yo, what is up with that?

21:12Yeah, why is up with that?

21:13You thought, you thought, you thought like.

21:14All the time I was in elementary, no, high school, I thought I was having a big, a small

21:19dick.

21:19Really?

21:19Yeah.

21:20And then I.

21:21And then you humbled all your friends.

21:23Yeah.

21:23And this guy, this guy made me realize that I have a big dick.

21:26So.

21:27Why?

21:27Because he's a small.

21:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

21:31We put it beside, side to side.

21:33And I was like, God damn.

21:35I'm not going to lie though.

21:36That might be the biggest grower I've ever seen.

21:38Because.

21:38Yeah.

21:38That's.

21:39Soft.

21:39It's.

21:40No offense.

21:41It looks like.

21:41It's a shrimp.

21:41It's a little person.

21:42It's a shrimp.

21:43It's embarrassing.

21:44I know.

21:45I know.

21:45Hope you don't send that out when you're sending two picks.

21:48Huh?

21:48Hope you're not sending soft picks out.

21:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

21:51Have you ever measured like the base of it?

21:53Because you're so thick.

21:54Yo, I swear it's Girthmaster bass.

21:56Yeah.

21:57Hardcore.

21:57It goes like.

21:58It's a domitole shape.

22:00Yeah.

22:00Domitoles.

22:02Christmas tree.

22:03Yeah.

22:03Christmas tree.

22:04Christmas tree.

22:05They also have like the bend on it as well.

22:06Yeah.

22:07It hits as well.

22:07Yeah.

22:08No, I like it.

22:10I like it.

22:10Yeah.

22:10It's weird.

22:11It's like.

22:12It's a little pinky into Girthmaster.

22:14Anyways.

22:14I don't know how it can happen.

22:17How is his rhythm?

22:18His stroke?

22:18Very good.

22:19Very.

22:19Yeah.

22:20You have good rhythm and stuff like that.

22:21I thought as well that there wouldn't be a lot.

22:23power behind it.

22:23But there is.

22:24Wow.

22:25Yeah.

22:26And you know what?

22:27I told you guys to stop.

22:28I said 10 minutes.

22:29This was funny.

22:30Okay.

22:31You guys pranked me or whatever.

22:32You wanted to keep going, Lily.

22:33You know what?

22:34I like a big load.

22:36Yeah.

22:37Like inside me.

22:38And because right.

22:39I think everyone was.

22:40Everyone was like.

22:41In creeping on it.

22:42So we thought we'll finish it off later.

22:44Yeah.

22:45Yeah.

22:45Tonight?

22:46Tonight.

22:46All right.

22:48Fucking right.

22:49Willow.

22:49Have you had sex since you broke up with your boyfriend?

22:52No.

22:53Oh.

22:53I know.

22:55Does it just mean watching people have sex may be horny?

22:58Yeah.

22:59Can I be honest?

22:59Actually, she was going.

23:01She was doing this by herself.

23:03Oh my God.

23:04Holy fuck.

23:05That's what she was saying the whole time.

23:07Yeah.

23:07She didn't know the mic was.

23:08She forgot.

23:09Yeah.

23:09She's going.

23:09Holy fuck.

23:11Yeah.

23:12It was amazing.

23:12And for me, we've done this what?

23:14Seven, eight times now?

23:15Six, seven?

23:16Four.

23:17Four.

23:17No.

23:18Anyways.

23:19Five, six, seven.

23:19Wow.

23:19Yeah, we rarely have sex on here.

23:22This is the first time.

23:23I'm professional.

23:24First time I had an erection.

23:25Who was making you more horny?

23:27Lily, your ass.

23:28Oh, thank you.

23:28I know, your ass.

23:29What is that?

23:31Oh my God.

23:31Yeah.

23:31I feel like I've got like a sneaky big butt.

23:34Yes.

23:34It's fucking J-Lo, man.

23:36No, it's not what Willow offers.

23:39No, it's amazing.

23:41Yeah, Willow.

23:42Yeah.

23:42The booty looks nice lately.

23:44What's going on with that?

23:45You know, I may have moved some things around.

23:48It's a little fine tuning, you know?

23:50Do you feel like now that you're single, it's going to be like revenge.

23:53I'm going to be the best.

23:53Oh my God.

23:54Yeah.

23:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:55Because my man didn't even like fuck me after it.

23:57Is that right?

23:57Yeah.

23:58Was that the guy that got the tattoo?

24:00Uh-huh.

24:00It was tattooed dick guy.

24:01It was tattooed dick guy.

24:02So now he's got Willow on his cock.

24:03My ex tattooed my name on his dick.

24:05Yeah.

24:06The whole shot.

24:07And big too.

24:07Huge across.

24:08Yeah.

24:09Like big font.

24:10Oh shit.

24:10Oh my God.

24:11Imagine the next birdie fucks.

24:12I know.

24:13Imagine falling in love after that, boo.

24:15Bye.

24:15Bold italic.

24:16Like what are you going to do?

24:17Some bitch is always going to like fuck this dick.

24:19It's either going to be like lasered or covered.

24:22But either way, she'll always.

24:23Always got to meet a girl named Willow.

24:25Is there other Willows?

24:27No, not really.

24:27No.

24:28Willow's quite a.

24:29Yeah, it's unique.

24:30Unique.

24:30Yeah, right.

24:31Who are you fucking now after your boyfriend?

24:34I'm just, I'm like single and healing and I'm maybe on a ski trip next week with a six

24:40foot four touted up Latino man.

24:41You never know, you know?

24:43I literally invited her on a ski trip next week.

24:45I know.

24:45It's so funny.

24:46I got invited on both of them.

24:47Is it the same place, Mammoth?

24:49Um, no.

24:50No, this is Tahoe.

24:51Oh, Tahoe.

24:53What about Ryan being your rebound?

24:55Wingman.

24:56Wingman.

24:56Never say never.

24:58You know, my ex was so jealous of you.

25:00Oh.

25:00Completely crazy.

25:02Like, I could tell when I met him at the Halloween party.

25:03Yeah.

25:04And I introduced them because I was like, he was so insecure.

25:07And I was like, Ryan and I have had nothing.

25:10We've never fucked.

25:11Like, we met when I was single.

25:12Like, you can chill.

25:13This is, you know, we do the podcast, whatever.

25:15He was like, no, like, you're obsessed with money and fame and status.

25:19He was like, so insecure.

25:21And I was like, if I was, I wouldn't be dating you, first of all.

25:23Oh.

25:24Let's chill.

25:25Let's humble ourselves, you know.

25:27Also, when I met him, we was on steps.

25:30And he was on the step below me.

25:31Oh, so you were a set in dominance.

25:33So I was looking down at him.

25:34And when I shook his hand, he'd give me one of these.

25:37Nice to meet you, man.

25:38I was trying to be honest.

25:39I was trying to be honest.

25:40I was like, hey, listen, listen, little guy.

25:43Listen, short.

25:45He's six foot one.

25:46No, he's not six foot one.

25:48He's six foot one.

25:49He's fat.

25:50He's fat.

25:51And didn't you say he gained a little more weight, too?

25:54Yeah, he gained like 15 more pounds and just stopped, you know.

25:57Why did you guys break it off?

25:59Wait, wait, I just want to say one thing.

26:00The good thing about him gaining so much weight is now he can't see his own dick.

26:04He doesn't have to see the willow tattoo.

26:05Oh, he never could.

26:06He never could.

26:07He never could.

26:08He's a little belly, yeah.

26:10Wait, why did you guys break it off?

26:13I just caught him lying.

26:15And I think he was depressed.

26:16And he could just never be honest.

26:17And he was like obsessed with escorts, like obsessed.

26:21Oh, you would let him fuck escorts?

26:23No, he never.

26:24Like, first of all, when we started dating, I was like, do you want to be monogamous?

26:29Because he had a girlfriend when he slid in my DMs.

26:31So I was like, I'm already getting the vibe.

26:34People don't change.

26:35Yeah, they don't change.

26:36And so already right off the bat, didn't give a fuck.

26:39Like, saw me as probably just some girl he wanted to fuck.

26:41And then realized he was like, oh my God.

26:43And then he's like, you're the love of my life.

26:44I want to marry you.

26:45All this shit.

26:46Tattooed my name.

26:47Did all this crazy shit.

26:48But could not stop lying.

26:50And I always caught him jerking off to girls he used to fuck all the time.

26:55Oh no.

26:55Escorts he used to fuck all the time.

26:57Meanwhile, he was in depression.

26:59So he's like, not fucking me.

27:02And I'm like, I don't want to like, you know.

27:03That would make me fuming.

27:05If he's not fucking you.

27:06But then he's jerking off to other girls.

27:08Yeah.

27:08That's wrong.

27:09To what of them though?

27:10Like they're nudes?

27:10No, like they're like, like German porn stars that lived in the same city as us.

27:18Oh.

27:18You know what I'm saying?

27:19So they're accessible.

27:20They're accessible.

27:21And you'd also fucked them before.

27:23And they're, you know, for like a decade.

27:25Like on and off this.

27:26And she's like the Walmart version of me.

27:28Look, I'm not, I'm not even going to.

27:29I don't want to be rude.

27:30But like, dude, I was like, okay, you had this at home.

27:33Yeah.

27:33And you're doing that.

27:34It's bizarre.

27:36That is bizarre.

27:37I feel like always the hottest girls got cheated on.

27:39Facts.

27:40You know why?

27:40Yeah.

27:40Low self-esteem.

27:41That's what it is.

27:42We're insecure.

27:42We're like, I can get any girl I want.

27:45Yeah.

27:46Ryan, you would never do that, would you?

27:48I didn't cheat.

27:48You know, my ex did with 20 other guys.

27:50But that's another story.

27:51I know.

27:51And see, what's crazy is I've learned there's so many girls in LA that are sugar babying.

27:55Oh, yeah.

27:56We have no idea about it.

27:56You know what I find?

27:57Every relationship has one piece of shit.

27:59Yeah.

28:00Yeah.

28:00So when you're the one being like, finally, I'm in a loving relationship.

28:03Nah, they're cheating.

28:04Yeah.

28:05Have you ever cheated?

28:06No.

28:07Never, ever.

28:07Have you had a girlfriend, Tiny?

28:09Once.

28:09In high school.

28:11It lasted like three or four months.

28:13Was she tall?

28:14Yeah.

28:15Yeah.

28:15She was an image.

28:16Do you like tall girls?

28:18Yeah.

28:19Yeah.

28:19And now I like her more.

28:22Oh, you know what?

28:23His dream girl is Erica Cowell.

28:25Yeah.

28:25Oh, she's so cute.

28:27Yeah.

28:28You know, we could probably make something happen.

28:30You guys should like tell each other.

28:30If you can do that, that's my wife.

28:32She doesn't know yet, but that's my wife.

28:35Yeah, I really think so too.

28:35Imagine me and her together.

28:37Oh, it's amazing.

28:38It's like a true love story.

28:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:40Yeah.

28:41You guys would make a good looking couple.

28:43Oh, yeah, yeah.

28:43What does that mean you would only have small kids?

28:46My parents aren't small.

28:47Like, they're both normal.

28:49So others at work.

28:50When I was born, they were like, shit, what's that?

28:53So they made tests and then discover I'm a midget.

28:56So they did tests to my parents.

28:58And then they discovered that both of my parents was having the genetics of dwarfism.

29:03Oh, so you just gotta have the gene.

29:05Yeah.

29:05So when both of the parents have it, it's one chance out of four.

29:10Okay.

29:10And if only one of them have it, it's one out of ten.

29:13Oh, wow.

29:14Yeah, so if me and Erika are made up and want to have a kid.

29:17It's one in four.

29:18Yeah.

29:19Imagine they have a giant.

29:21Like, she's like really funny.

29:23If I have a giant kid, it's gonna be like five or six years old.

29:27You do this, do that.

29:28Yeah.

29:28Yeah, right, right.

29:30They push around.

29:31Oh, like, you know, like, if they get to the teenage stage, they're a bit angry.

29:34They'd start, like, all in the roost.

29:36I'm gonna be scared.

29:37Yeah.

29:38What do you want me to do?

29:40Go to bed.

29:41No, give me your cell phone.

29:45Wait, wait.

29:46I have a question.

29:47So are, like, big dicks genetic?

29:51Yes.

29:51What's the deal with that?

29:52Dicks are genetics.

29:53Dicks are genetics.

29:53Really?

29:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:55It's bizarre how your whole body is small.

29:57How does that work?

29:57So your dad have a nice caulk on him?

29:59Probably.

30:00Yeah.

30:02Confirmed.

30:02My uncle.

30:03Yeah.

30:04Yeah.

30:05Yeah, probably.

30:05Uncle Steve.

30:06Uncle Steve's talking.

30:07Uncle Steve.

30:07Ah, Steve.

30:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:09It's a great old man.

30:10How about you for boyfriends?

30:11Guys probably are trying to date you.

30:13I have no dates lined up or anything like that.

30:16You don't go on dates?

30:16I don't date it.

30:17No.

30:17Really?

30:18No.

30:18How often are you fucking off camera in L.A.?

30:21I thought probably, like, once a day.

30:23Oh, okay.

30:24Yeah, yeah, not that much.

30:25So you'll go get your nut and leave, right?

30:26Like, you said you don't like the talking?

30:27Yeah, yeah, I don't.

30:28This is the thing.

30:29I love to fuck, but I don't like to, like, hang out with people.

30:32Right.

30:32That sounds a bit horrible.

30:33But, like, I'm not much of a, I don't like to, like, chill.

30:36Like, I'm not a Netflix and chill.

30:37I'm, like, let's fucking leave.

30:38So you walk through the door.

30:41How long from, like, hi to dick and vag?

30:43The thing is, you have to be polite and be like, oh, do you want a water?

30:46Like, how are you doing today?

30:48You finally get to the fucking, like, you have to play a bit nice to get into cock.

30:51But you're just, like, horny, ready to go.

30:53Yeah, I wish I could have sex without talking to them.

30:57Wait.

30:58It's something I can do, I think.

31:00Yeah, we are not sweet.

31:01Like, I just said, right, come over here.

31:03He's like, I can do this.

31:04Let me tell you something, Lily.

31:05Okay, Kaylee Gunner, my ex, she moved in my building.

31:08And she said, you know, maybe every now and then we could fool around.

31:11And I said, yeah, that'd be great, you know?

31:13So I said to her, you know, I have this fantasy that I just walk in one day,

31:17like, I have an extra fob.

31:18I just walk in, I fuck you and I leave, we don't say a word.

31:21And then she blocked me.

31:22She said, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

31:25Like, who do you think I am?

31:26Oh, I would love that.

31:27Yeah.

31:28Is that not hot?

31:29It's so hot.

31:29Okay.

31:30Fuck me and then leave.

31:31Yeah.

31:31Like, because I don't, I don't like the sleepover.

31:32Like, hey, I'm coming over.

31:33I walk in, fuck, I don't even talk to her.

31:35Yeah.

31:35Once I nut, I leave.

31:37And it's so hot, because it's like the ex, so it's also like a quick hate fuck.

31:40Yeah.

31:41Yeah.

31:41And then like, there might be a moment of passion, but then it's also like, no.

31:43She blocked me.

31:44Two weeks later, she had blocked me, said that was just really hurtful.

31:47I thought you thought more of me than that.

31:49Oh, she wanted more of like a relationship, like a bit more passion.

31:52Yeah.

31:53So now I go over and I'm like, so how was your day?

31:55Well, now you're still.

31:58That would be like the one thing that would stop me from having sex, if I didn't want to be social.

32:03Yeah, right?

32:03Because that's the hard part of it.

32:05So, but what do you love to do in your personal life besides that?

32:08Like, because if you're like, I'm not about this, like, do you have a good friend circle?

32:11Do you have like hobbies?

32:11Do you have a good friend circle?

32:12I just book.

32:13What's your vibe?

32:13Yeah, yeah.

32:14I haven't been on one night out while being here.

32:16No way.

32:16No, no.

32:17Yeah, you have.

32:18The night you cheated on me with Banks.

32:19Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:21That one.

32:22But that was more like, I wanted to go fuck him.

32:24Right.

32:25And so I wanted to go with him.

32:25Yeah, you're right, because you fucked him at the restaurant, right?

32:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:28How was that?

32:29It was good.

32:30It was good.

32:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:31I didn't like his heart.

32:32Yeah, he has a special place in my heart.

32:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:34Banks is cool.

32:35I liked him.

32:36But it broke my heart, the Bradley Martin clip, where he said, you know, he's huge, he's huge.

32:39Yeah, well, he has a big dick.

32:40Yeah, yeah, he does.

32:41He's rich.

32:41He's funny.

32:42He's good looking.

32:44He is him.

32:45Banks is the guy.

32:46Yeah.

32:46Yeah, he is.

32:47Yeah.

32:48I got no problem with girls fucking Banks.

32:49There's people I do have problems with fucking.

32:51Who?

32:52Some guys.

32:52Who would you not want me to fuck?

32:55Stiney.

32:55Oh, shit.

33:00I said to Stiney, I said, if you get an STD test, I'll fuck you.

33:04Because he, we want, like, I would fuck him and we wanted to fuck, but he didn't have an

33:08STD test.

33:09And, like, obviously, I'm working so much while I'm out here.

33:11So, I'm like, I can't really risk it because I know you fuck a lot, girls.

33:13So, yeah.

33:14Brian Atlas.

33:16Brian Atlas.

33:16Whatever podcast.

33:18Who's that?

33:19Oh, yeah.

33:20That would be cool.

33:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.

33:21Is there very specific people that are a hard no you would never work with?

33:26Do you have a no list?

33:27No.

33:27Not as of yet.

33:29I don't know who's bad.

33:30Has anyone pissed you off in the industry?

33:32No.

33:33Everyone's been so nice to you.

33:34Yeah.

33:35Especially here.

33:36Everyone seems so helpful.

33:37Yeah.

33:38Yeah, I don't know.

33:39Like, everyone just wants to help and everyone wants to like me.

33:41How about walking the streets in LA?

33:42How famous are you now?

33:43Yeah.

33:43Is it insane?

33:45No, I don't think so.

33:47Really?

33:47I don't think so.

33:48People just come up and, like, want to talk about it.

33:50Like, want to talk about it.

33:51But, like, all the, like, everyone?

33:53Like, everyone knows you now, right?

33:54No, no, no, no, no, no.

33:55I'm not, like, famous.

33:56No?

33:57Yeah, you are.

33:57Just like porn fans.

33:59I mean, you have, your audience is not just the porn world anymore, right?

34:02You've reached a demographic where you're being seen by people that would never normally come across you.

34:06You're pretty poppin' too, aren't you?

34:08Yeah.

34:09People know Willow Harper.

34:10I don't know, it's weird.

34:10I got recognized at my mall the other day, but people are shy.

34:14Yeah, I think this as well.

34:16Like, people don't want to admit that they watch you.

34:17Yes.

34:18And I had to go back the next day because I was repairing an iPhone.

34:21I go back the next day and the guy's like, oh, I actually remembered you.

34:25Do you have, like, a full sleeve?

34:26And he was like, yeah, I saw you as this YouTuber and blah, blah, blah.

34:28And I was like, why didn't you say this yesterday?

34:30Right.

34:30You know, and so there's a lot of people that I just don't think approach people in the adult space.

34:35Yeah, I think.

34:35But you've reached more mainstream, so you'd think you would have random people.

34:38I don't know.

34:39I think if I saw a porn star out in the wild and I wasn't in porn, I don't think I would have the confidence to say hello.

34:44Yeah, I know what you mean.

34:44It's not like a singer.

34:45Yeah, yeah.

34:46I love your work.

34:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

34:48Also, if guys are with their wives.

34:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

34:51With your girlfriend.

34:52To be honest, I had a couple come up and take photos.

34:54Oh, I love that.

34:55I love that.

34:55At ADN?

34:57No, no, no.

34:57Just like, I don't know.

34:59Is it in like Walmart or something?

35:00You know, for me, it's all dudes that watch Pillow Talk, right?

35:04Yeah.

35:04So it's only guys that say hi to me.

35:06Not one girl.

35:07Just all dudes.

35:08So I'm like, I'm in the wrong business.

35:10I got to be playing country music for girls.

35:12Yeah, but you have all the hot girls on here.

35:14Yeah.

35:15But I don't fuck them.

35:19So tiny.

35:20You know what my new vibe is?

35:27You know what I'm into?

35:28You know what I'm watching lately?

35:30Fansly.

35:31I fucking love Fansly.

35:33No cap.

35:33It's fucking awesome.

35:35You know why?

35:35Because it's the first platform I've ever seen that has a discoverable algorithm.

35:40So it's like the Explore page on IG.

35:41They get to know you, what you like, your preferences.

35:44And then they recommend girls to you that you would like.

35:47So I started just doing my thing.

35:50And then I'd see all these perfect blondes with nice booties pop out.

35:53Because that's what I'm into.

35:54Oh my God.

35:55Every day I'm finding new dime pieces that I'm obsessed with.

35:58No more searching all over Instagram.

36:00This is boom.

36:01Fansly.

36:01Got so much shit on the site too.

36:03They got everything you can want.

36:03They even have streaming.

36:05It's fucking amazing.

36:06We dropped the link in the bio below.

36:07Go check it out.

36:08Fansly.com slash pillow talk.

36:09It's going to bring you to the Explore page with a shitload of free content.

36:12And you're going to get fucking addicted.

36:14I promise you that.

36:14If you're anything like me, you're going to fucking love it.

36:17Fansly is the new fucking wave.

36:19Okay, fansly.

36:20You girls on fansly?

36:22Yeah.

36:22You are, right?

36:23Love fansly.

36:24Lee Coons!

36:25Lee Coons!

36:26I love five sex workers, you guys.

36:28Yeah.

36:29We love you, Lee Coons.

36:29Are you on fansly?

36:30No.

36:31We're going to connect you with Lee Coons.

36:32Strangest custom request.

36:34Okay.

36:35I had a guy want to mail me a bowling ball so I could get my toes stuck in it and film a scene

36:42masturbating that I was so horny because I was stuck in this bowling ball.

36:46And then I had to fall asleep and I was supposed to re-wake up still stuck and then come again.

36:52And he wanted me to do it with his actual bowling ball.

36:55Like mailed it to me and then sent it back to him.

36:58I like that one a lot.

36:59Yeah.

36:59I love these creeps.

37:00They're creative.

37:01Yeah, that's what I love about.

37:03Look, reading the creative idea.

37:03These little sinkos.

37:04I was like, I'd never think of them.

37:05Yeah.

37:06Yeah.

37:06He had a whole scene.

37:07Like he literally made me like he had dialogue.

37:10He had a script ready.

37:11I was like, that's crazy.

37:13There's so many weird custom requests and, you know, weird fetishes on Pornhub High Ranked.

37:17It has to be people we know.

37:20Yeah.

37:20Yes, 100%.

37:21That's the thing.

37:22Did I just have lunch with the bowling ball guy?

37:24Yeah.

37:25That's what I want to know.

37:27He works at TJ Maxx.

37:28Yeah, that's what he does.

37:30Yeah, TJ Maxx bowling ball guy.

37:31What about you?

37:32What's like the weirdest thing you're into?

37:34I didn't get so many, but there were one guy.

37:37He was like.

37:38No, she's asking just your weird fetish.

37:40Oh, my weird fetish?

37:41Are you into anything really weird?

37:43I don't think so.

37:47I feel like you just haven't worked out yet.

37:49Yeah, I think I haven't.

37:50Yeah.

37:50You know what I love?

37:50There's no custom weird requests from him.

37:52I like Jerkmate.

37:53And I'm not even just saying this for the sponsor.

37:55I love live cam porn.

37:57The human connection.

37:58Yeah.

37:58I talk to them for five, ten minutes.

38:00How you doing?

38:01How's your day?

38:02You're not going to put your dick out and just, no, I want to meet you.

38:04You know, I talk to them.

38:05Yeah.

38:05You know, you're lonely.

38:06And then you have FaceTime sex.

38:08It's amazing, really.

38:09Yeah.

38:09Yeah, you come together.

38:10I was only watching Jerkmate for a long time.

38:14Watching solo girls, honestly.

38:16That's good stuff.

38:17Wow.

38:17Speaking of Jerkmate.

38:19Yeah.

38:19Shout out Jerkmate.

38:20We're resigning with Jerkmate, baby.

38:22Woo!

38:23Another year.

38:24One more year.

38:24Yeah, it's good.

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38:28Okay, Willow.

38:29Okay.

38:29Or should we do it with Tiny?

38:31Yeah.

38:32Okay, Tiny, you're a cam girl.

38:34Okay.

38:34These girls are going to have a weird fetish.

38:36Okay.

38:36You've got to do whatever they say.

38:39All right.

38:39Whatever your girls come up with.

38:40Oh, God.

38:41You've got to do the weird fetish.

38:43Yeah, that's right.

38:44I need to do it?

38:45Yeah, yeah.

38:46Okay.

38:46I want you to try.

38:48I'd love to see that microphone stuffed at your ass.

38:50Yeah, that'd be hot.

38:52Or I'd love to see you try to do a handstand and see if you could suck your own dick.

38:57Nice, Willow.

38:59Good work, Willow.

39:00A handstand.

39:01A handstand.

39:02I'm stuck his own cog.

39:04You know.

39:06What's a handstand?

39:07Come on.

39:08She's upside down.

39:09I want you to just flip upside down.

39:12And then I want to see if you can, you know, put your dick in your own.

39:14Is it self-measate?

39:15No, sorry.

39:16Self-pleasing.

39:17Self-pleasing.

39:17Self-pleasure.

39:18Wow.

39:19Right.

39:19Self.

39:20Like that?

39:20Yeah, can you sit your own cog?

39:21Either like that or upside down.

39:23You definitely could.

39:24Do you think you could?

39:25I don't know how to do that.

39:25I think you could.

39:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.

39:26Upside down.

39:27Yes.

39:28Yes.

39:28There we go.

39:31I love that you're obeying me, though.

39:33This is good.

39:33Good boy.

39:34I don't think I can.

39:35Honestly, if you are hard, I think you could.

39:38Yeah, I think if you could.

39:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.

39:39That dick can reach your fucking forehead.

39:41I love seeing your legs like come around.

39:44Maybe.

39:45I'll try at home.

39:46Okay.

39:46I'll try at home.

39:46All right.

39:47All right, creators.

39:48Listen up.

39:48You're already killing it on socials, right?

39:50Fans, followers, likes.

39:51It's all love.

39:52You're on fire.

39:52But let me ask you this.

39:54Is your wallet feeling that love?

39:55If not, then check out Fans Revenue.

39:57And even if it is, check out Fans Revenue.

39:59Because that means you're about your business and you want to make more money.

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40:05You can turn your fans into revenue.

40:08Likes are cool.

40:09Money is cooler.

40:10They do all the boring stuff and you just get paid.

40:12It's fucking easy.

40:13So hit up Fans Revenue and start cashing in.

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40:20Fans Revenue all fucking day.

40:22We love Fans Revenue.

40:23Let's get back to the show.

40:24Okay.

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40:34Okay.

40:34Base Smokes.

40:35Because I got high.

40:36Something crazy you did high.

40:37I know what you did.

40:38I have the video.

40:40I sent it to you.

40:40Did you guys get fucked together?

40:42Sorry.

40:42As in like get fucked up?

40:43Yeah.

40:44Oh yeah.

40:44At karaoke.

40:45We had a great night.

40:45Oh that was fucking nice.

40:47Yeah.

40:47All the small things.

40:48This is my thing.

40:49But some things I...

40:50But tell them about when you went in the suitcase.

40:52Last year in Vegas after the AVN.

40:55Remember I sent you this video Lily?

40:56In the suitcase.

40:57When he popped up.

40:58Yes.

40:58I think that was Spencer O'Sing over there or...

41:02Spencer Michael Barrett.

41:03Yes sir.

41:04The boy.

41:05And I was...

41:06So I couldn't get in there.

41:08So we came out with an idea.

41:10We know the DJ.

41:11So we put...

41:13We take my suitcase.

41:13You went inside in the luggage.

41:15He put me inside my suitcase.

41:17Zoop.

41:18Went in and...

41:18Why shouldn't you bring a suitcase in?

41:20He was saying that it was his DJ stuff.

41:22And it works.

41:24But you were in there like 20 minutes in that suitcase.

41:26I'd say like 10.

41:28Do you fit in okay?

41:30It's not too...

41:30I got a pretty good suitcase.

41:32Yeah.

41:33Yeah.

41:33And when I was in there like...

41:35I was hearing music.

41:36And then...

41:37No.

41:38No sound.

41:39No sound at all.

41:39I was like shit.

41:40I got caught.

41:41And now I feel someone drop me.

41:44Unzip me.

41:44I was like shit shit shit shit shit.

41:46And then I see my friend.

41:47I was like...

41:47Yes!

41:49Mission accomplished.

41:50That was crazy.

41:52And then...

41:52That video is class.

41:53During the night.

41:54We got like a tour of the private...

41:56things upstairs.

41:57And I did everything.

41:59I was...

42:00That was...

42:01See that is little person privilege.

42:02Yeah!

42:03Everyone can do stuff like that.

42:04Okay.

42:05That's it.

42:06You've got some privileges though.

42:07Yeah.

42:07That's gonna stay in my head forever.

42:09Hey guys.

42:09I want to say...

42:10Seriously.

42:11This was the best episode ever.

42:12Wow.

42:14Great work everyone.

42:15Liam has gift bags.

42:16Oh.

42:17Yeah.

42:18And that was Pillow Talk.

42:21Okay.

42:22Bye-bye.

42:23Bye-bye.

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42:27Bye-bye.

42:28Bye-bye.

42:29Bye-bye.

42:30Bye-bye.

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42:36Bye-bye.

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