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00:00:00It's actually why I've got this jar. I'm gonna collect every guy's spunk. For science, instead of taking it in my mouth or on my face, it's going in the jar.

00:00:07I've even opened up like a PO box so they can send their load in.

00:00:10I would contribute to that. Oh, please!

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00:01:05Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.

00:01:07This is Pillow Talk.

00:01:08I'm your host, Ryan Pownall, the number one adult show in the world.

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00:01:22Big episode today.

00:01:24One of the biggest episodes of all time.

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00:01:28Maybe top three, maybe most ever.

00:01:30Very excited.

00:01:30Who's ever seen me this excited and happy?

00:01:32Come on.

00:01:33I'm not usually this happy.

00:01:34I really.

00:01:34Oh, my favorite co-host of all time.

00:01:37One of my favorite people in the world.

00:01:39One of the most beautiful who I just tattooed on my arm for life.

00:01:43Oh, Viking Barbie.

00:01:49The most commented guest we've ever had.

00:01:52Every week.

00:01:53You'll be on and then bring her on, bring her.

00:01:55She was just on yesterday.

00:01:56It's my mom on like 10 different accounts.

00:02:00And then this guest.

00:02:02Probably the most requested last few months for sure.

00:02:05You're popping.

00:02:06I appreciate it.

00:02:07The Pillow Talk people love you.

00:02:08Oh, my God.

00:02:09We did the fan question thing.

00:02:11Yeah.

00:02:11Usually we get three, four hundred comments.

00:02:13Three thousand for you.

00:02:15Let's go.

00:02:15You're like the biggest thing in the world.

00:02:18And you know what?

00:02:19I'll be honest.

00:02:19I started checking out your porn.

00:02:20Get like research purposes.

00:02:22Of course.

00:02:23I need to research.

00:02:23Holy shit.

00:02:25She's amazing.

00:02:27And then she's hot and cool and fun and sweet.

00:02:29She's probably the hottest ticket in porn right now.

00:02:32This is Lily Phillips.

00:02:34All the way from Darby.

00:02:36All the way from Darby.

00:02:37Yeah.

00:02:38Three people I know from Darby.

00:02:39Yeah.

00:02:40You, Kieran Lee, Bonnie Blue.

00:02:42All horny bastards.

00:02:43All horny bastards.

00:02:44What is Darby?

00:02:46Shithole.

00:02:47Yeah?

00:02:47Yeah, yeah.

00:02:47It's not that nice.

00:02:48Countryside, not much going on.

00:02:49I think that's why we're so horny because there's just nothing to do around that.

00:02:52Is there orgy vibes there or you guys are just kind of like freaks?

00:02:56Yeah, freaks.

00:02:56Definitely.

00:02:57Okay.

00:02:57It's not like LA where people are fucking getting fucked in the ass all the time.

00:03:02It's not like that, right?

00:03:03No, but I feel like it's like one of them villages where it's like so quiet.

00:03:06You want to come up.

00:03:07But it's like incesty.

00:03:07Like there's got to be something.

00:03:08Oh yeah.

00:03:09Did you say incesty?

00:03:10I am going because that's nice.

00:03:12I just watched a movie about that, but we won't get into that.

00:03:14What?

00:03:14Incest?

00:03:15Yeah.

00:03:16Not like a porn movie.

00:03:17She's fucked up.

00:03:17Not a porn movie, but like a mom and a son.

00:03:20Oh really?

00:03:20What's it called?

00:03:21It's called Grand Jete and like the mom falls in love with her actual teenage son and she

00:03:27like jacks him off and you see it on film.

00:03:28Are you sure that wasn't on Pornhub?

00:03:29No, it was way better than Pornhub because it was real looking.

00:03:32Oh right.

00:03:33And so I was able to like really get into it.

00:03:36And it was like super artsy, so I kind of felt better about myself for like being turned

00:03:39on by it because, you know, it's like this is art.

00:03:41You know, they're going to give you a lobotomy soon.

00:03:43Uh, they would have given it to me.

00:03:45Because we have like a little chat, me, her and her hubby, and we send memes to each other

00:03:49and they're really crossing the line.

00:03:51I really, do you guys, are you guys open?

00:03:53Uh, we're open with a lot of things, yeah.

00:03:56He's had his friends bang me, so.

00:03:57They'll bring in like, they'll do BBG.

00:04:01Well, we've been on BBG before.

00:04:03But they're more BBG'ers than BGG'ers.

00:04:04Oh really?

00:04:05Yeah.

00:04:05You like it up the arse then?

00:04:07No, no, no, no, no.

00:04:08He just likes to see her fucking dominated.

00:04:10He likes to see like a lot of things being filled.

00:04:13Yeah.

00:04:13Yeah, I like that.

00:04:14Lily, what do you like?

00:04:16I like to have a lot of things filled.

00:04:17Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

00:04:18You're kind of like the ideal, like, you know.

00:04:20So you like airtight, is hot for you?

00:04:23Am I like, yeah, airtight or cum.

00:04:26I really love spunk.

00:04:26Oh, you love spunk?

00:04:28I love that.

00:04:28She calls it spunk.

00:04:30Yeah.

00:04:30I'm a big fan of bukkakis and things like that.

00:04:32Really?

00:04:33Yeah, because I feel like you've like worked all this hard and there's your like reward.

00:04:36It's like, feed me.

00:04:37Yeah.

00:04:37But you like to masturbate to it or you would like a bukkake?

00:04:41Like you would like it to happen to you.

00:04:42Is that what you jack after me?

00:04:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:04:45I'll get like boys to send me videos of them like spunking into their hand.

00:04:48Like I like to see like drip down the hands.

00:04:49You know, you want to hear my move I do with girls?

00:04:52Say you send me a nude.

00:04:53Okay.

00:04:54Yeah.

00:04:54And it's, you know, you're like, oh, show me how hard I send you one back.

00:04:57Right.

00:04:58Then you send me a video.

00:05:00Okay.

00:05:00I'll airplay it onto my MacBook and then I'll film myself.

00:05:04You're in it.

00:05:05And it's me coming to you.

00:05:06Oh, I love that.

00:05:07Right.

00:05:08On the screen.

00:05:08That's like the ultimate thing, because that's why.

00:05:10I originally got into any fans because I like people jacking off to me.

00:05:13It's hot.

00:05:14Yeah.

00:05:14Sometimes it's like the uglier, the grosser the person, the better.

00:05:17She likes that.

00:05:18She likes munches.

00:05:19She likes tiny dick, fat virgin.

00:05:21You should definitely watch my porn because that has a lot of that.

00:05:24Oh, that's so hot.

00:05:24Yeah.

00:05:25Yeah.

00:05:25You give this chance to the little guy.

00:05:27Yeah.

00:05:28I've done like micro penises, any size, any age.

00:05:31I'm so hard if I had a dick right now.

00:05:33Does it turn you on to like, are you like Viking where a guy has a little inch and you know,

00:05:37this is the best night of his life?

00:05:39I think I like it because they're so into it.

00:05:41That's what I'm saying.

00:05:41Like you're giving them their like one chance in a lifetime to like fuck a hot girl.

00:05:45They're like shaky.

00:05:46Yeah.

00:05:46They're so into it and like they're groaning and getting all red and sweaty in the face.

00:05:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:52Especially like the old guys when they're like, I've had, you know, I've broken up with my wife

00:05:58and like they just haven't fucked anyone in like 20 years.

00:06:00How old?

00:06:00I've fucked probably like a 70, 80 year old.

00:06:02Oh yeah.

00:06:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:03They were able to get it up pretty good.

00:06:04Oh, oh my God.

00:06:06Yeah.

00:06:06And they come so much more.

00:06:07I thought I thought it'd be like dust, but it's actually like thick.

00:06:10And heavy.

00:06:11Oh yeah?

00:06:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:13Okay.

00:06:14And they come really loud as well.

00:06:15Like they're very enthusiastic about it.

00:06:16Yeah.

00:06:16Because they're really excited about it.

00:06:18Yeah.

00:06:19They're pussy eating their fingering because we're more educated than them.

00:06:22They didn't really have people.

00:06:23No, I think the old guys want it so bad.

00:06:26They're probably in it like an animal that hasn't eaten in a while.

00:06:29How does it show us how an 80 year old eats pussy?

00:06:30Yeah, they start getting fucking in your asshole and shit like that.

00:06:33No, they don't.

00:06:33Yeah, they will.

00:06:34Young girls sometimes don't be like, I mean, I haven't gotten to experience it,

00:06:37but from what I've seen in my long research,

00:06:40I've seen the younger guys don't get as dirty.

00:06:42Nah, and they'll take anything like hairy pussy as well,

00:06:45because that's what they're used to and shit like that.

00:06:47It's like throwing a dog, like a treat,

00:06:49and there's like anything you can find.

00:06:53So who's the worst sex then?

00:06:55Who's the worst sex?

00:06:57You know what?

00:06:57I never really,

00:06:59probably just like a guy I've had a one night sandwich

00:07:01and I haven't been able to remember it.

00:07:02Oh yeah?

00:07:03Yeah.

00:07:04So pre doing all this, like off cam, if you don't mind me asking,

00:07:07do you have like a lot of bodies or?

00:07:08Oh, definitely.

00:07:09This was a hobby before it was work.

00:07:11Oh, you love it.

00:07:11I think that's why I'm so like into it.

00:07:13Okay.

00:07:13So you're like, you're real.

00:07:15Yeah.

00:07:16I was a gangbang girl before it was like filmed.

00:07:18It's the, it's the, it's the village thing.

00:07:20Wow.

00:07:21Yeah.

00:07:21It's the incestual village.

00:07:22You're like Belle from Beauty and the Beast in the village,

00:07:24but it's not books, it's gangbangs.

00:07:26Yeah, exactly.

00:07:27So back in the day, did you ever kind of do some sketchy shit?

00:07:30Like, you know, you fucked your friend's dad or, you know,

00:07:33your friend's best friend or your best friend's boyfriend.

00:07:36Were you doing that type of shit?

00:07:37See, I'm not, I'm not one to go for like people's dads or boyfriends.

00:07:40Cause that's a bit like, a bit rude.

00:07:42She's a girl's girl.

00:07:42Yeah.

00:07:43Yeah.

00:07:43But I'll fuck anyone.

00:07:44Like as long as if they don't tell me they're like married or got a girlfriend,

00:07:48I'll go for it.

00:07:48Okay.

00:07:49Yeah.

00:07:49That's what turns me on.

00:07:51If I can't come, say we're having sex.

00:07:52I can't come.

00:07:53I pretend that you're my best friend's girlfriend.

00:07:55No way.

00:07:56Shit like that, you turned me on.

00:07:57See, no, I'm too much of a taboo.

00:07:58Yeah, I'm naughty.

00:07:59Yeah.

00:08:00I shouldn't be in this costume.

00:08:01What about like the sepsis?

00:08:02No.

00:08:03It's the taboo, or the mother with the son.

00:08:04What about like sepsis and stuff like that, like thinking you're like family.

00:08:10Cause that's quite taboo.

00:08:11Uh, yeah, that's hot.

00:08:12See, that's, no.

00:08:13You don't like a little bit of family?

00:08:14I do Thanksgiving with them and that's it.

00:08:16All right.

00:08:17Yeah.

00:08:17Maybe like a second cousin.

00:08:19I don't have any brothers or sisters.

00:08:21So that idea is cool for me.

00:08:23I've done.

00:08:23Would you have a second cousin come inside you?

00:08:25Yeah.

00:08:27Yeah.

00:08:27As long as I wasn't pregnant, because don't they come out a bit like, like a little bit.

00:08:32You can say it, say it.

00:08:33Deformed?

00:08:34Oh, you were, okay.

00:08:35I thought the Brits say the R-word stuff.

00:08:37Oh, retarded.

00:08:37Yeah.

00:08:38Oh, okay.

00:08:39They're like five years behind us.

00:08:41Oh, okay.

00:08:42She's from a village, guys.

00:08:43Yeah, retarded is out in the US.

00:08:45I'd say it, because I'm Canadian.

00:08:47Spasticated then.

00:08:48Oh, God.

00:08:51How about that?

00:08:52Would you fuck someone?

00:08:53Disabled, yeah, definitely.

00:08:54Oh.

00:08:55Yeah, 100%.

00:08:56What do you mean?

00:08:57What do you mean?

00:08:57Like full down syndrome.

00:08:58I haven't.

00:08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:00I don't care who they are.

00:09:01As long as they've got a dick and it works.

00:09:03Oh, that's very nice of you.

00:09:04Because I wonder...

00:09:05What do you mean?

00:09:05Like that, also, that would be horrible if I like turned someone away.

00:09:08Like, sorry, actually, no, you're disabled.

00:09:10That's a good way to think of it.

00:09:12Well, it's just standards, I think, you know.

00:09:15I see them sometimes, I go, poor guy's got nobodies, you know?

00:09:18Someone's gotta fuck this dude.

00:09:20You'd be surprised.

00:09:22So do you find yourself to be more of a vaginal humanitarian, or is it like a turn-on?

00:09:26Vaginal humanitarian.

00:09:27What does that mean?

00:09:28Like you're giving back and you enjoy giving back, or is it like you're really aroused

00:09:33by each person?

00:09:34Right.

00:09:35No, I think it's like charity work.

00:09:37Oh, that's really sweet of you.

00:09:38Yeah, I quite like that.

00:09:38You're like a really good person.

00:09:40Vagina Teresa.

00:09:41That's what, like I'm doing an all-anal gangbang soon, and I'm like, I'm so excited because

00:09:45some of these guys wouldn't have fucked in the ass before.

00:09:47So like, I'm taking their virginity, you know?

00:09:49Oh, and it's all normies?

00:09:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:51Do you make them cover their face, or they show it?

00:09:53They can if they want.

00:09:54Okay.

00:09:54It's up to them.

00:09:55When you fuck the normies, do they often want to be on or off-cam?

00:09:58Like the face?

00:10:00Off-camera.

00:10:00They'll usually wear like a balaclava.

00:10:02Yeah, because I think it's crazy that guys will do one scene ever.

00:10:05I like the idea of the covered faces and a hundred dudes.

00:10:08Because then as well, it's like a mysterious fat man.

00:10:10I was like, I'm thinking more like a forced gangbang.

00:10:15You know, like, can you lock yourself in place for this next one for me?

00:10:19Can I be the guy that like puts the lube on each time the other guy's done?

00:10:27Yeah.

00:10:28You can like hold my legs back.

00:10:29Oh, that would be hard.

00:10:30And like time I fucking check.

00:10:31I'm literally going hard.

00:10:32Yeah.

00:10:34You know, I did something two weeks ago.

00:10:35This was the craziest one ever.

00:10:37This girl gave me a key to her place and said anytime this month.

00:10:40I love that.

00:10:41I don't already know where this is going.

00:10:42She wanted to say next few days.

00:10:44I said, no, it's got to be a month or a week at least.

00:10:46So she doesn't remember.

00:10:47Yeah.

00:10:48Break in in the middle of my sleep and rape me.

00:10:49That's the best.

00:10:50Don't tell me one.

00:10:51And then I just waited and waited.

00:10:52She goes, are you going to do it?

00:10:54I don't feel it.

00:10:54Don't tell me when she screams.

00:10:56And then I really, I did it.

00:10:57And I felt bad with full character.

00:10:59What do you mean you felt bad?

00:11:00She feel bad.

00:11:01Because I kind of got into the character a little bit too much.

00:11:03You're making dreams come true.

00:11:06Closed fist.

00:11:08Shut the fuck up, you know?

00:11:10Well, I feel like a lot of guys won't hit you if you really ask them to.

00:11:12They're like, oh, like, oh, they don't want to hurt you.

00:11:15And you're like, just do it.

00:11:17I don't do that with him because he will hit me.

00:11:20And that's it without me asking.

00:11:22Lily, you like to be dominated?

00:11:25Yeah.

00:11:26Yeah.

00:11:26I'm not too much into, like, the whole, like, really kinky stuff.

00:11:30I just like, like, cum and gangbangs and, like, you know, and shit like that.

00:11:33The really kinky stuff.

00:11:34I just like cum and gangbangs.

00:11:36But I don't think that's, like, that wild.

00:11:37Like, DP, airtight, like, a lot of guys.

00:11:40I think many people would consider that kinky, you know?

00:11:43Yeah.

00:11:43To normal people, coming with 12 dudes at once is just...

00:11:46Well, I did a 40 one.

00:11:4740?

00:11:4840 guys.

00:11:48It's actually, like, amazing because I think the...

00:11:51I got really turned on by just three guys coming on me at the same time.

00:11:54And, like, I can't imagine having 40 loads.

00:11:57You should have seen how much spunk it was.

00:11:59I will.

00:12:00You should show me.

00:12:01This is actually why I've got this jar.

00:12:02Oh, yeah, I saw this.

00:12:03Yes.

00:12:03So, I've got a little jar and I'm going to collect, like, every guy's spunk.

00:12:07They can...

00:12:07I've even opened up, like, a PO box so they can send their load in.

00:12:10I would contribute to that.

00:12:11Yeah, because...

00:12:12Oh, please.

00:12:13Yeah.

00:12:13You can...

00:12:13Well, you can rather, like, I'll give you this if you want it.

00:12:16Oh, so I nut inside?

00:12:17Or you can give it to me, like...

00:12:19Yeah, that feels...

00:12:20If I'm the first one, but to be, like...

00:12:21No, no, Adam was the first one.

00:12:23This is in another container, though.

00:12:24Oh, everyone has their own container?

00:12:25Well, I thought I'd decant it because it's a bit gross if, like, you're spunking on someone

00:12:30else's spunk.

00:12:30Yeah, we'll be able to not think about Adam.

00:12:32Yeah, exactly.

00:12:33Are you drinking this gum?

00:12:34Well, yeah.

00:12:34I want to make, like, a video with it at the end.

00:12:36Like, I'm freezing it so it stays, like, nice and not moldy.

00:12:39Question.

00:12:40So you're going to freeze them?

00:12:41What if the gum is contaminated with some sort of...

00:12:45You can't get, like, an STD from it.

00:12:46Yeah, you can.

00:12:48Because it's, like, out of the body.

00:12:49No, you can.

00:12:50For, like, if it's, like, out of the body for, like, six hours, you can't get it.

00:12:53Is that true?

00:12:54Maybe you're not more spunk than I do.

00:12:56She looked up because I'm like...

00:12:57So, what's your goal?

00:12:58A hundred loads?

00:12:58I want to see, like, how many guys it takes to fill a jar.

00:13:01Because, like, when I do these gangbangs, I'm always like,

00:13:04fuck, I actually want to know how much cum I'm actually taking.

00:13:07Right.

00:13:08Like, physically.

00:13:09Yeah.

00:13:10For science, instead of taking it in my mouth or on my face, it's going in the jar.

00:13:14Every time you fuck?

00:13:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:16Wow.

00:13:16Are you going to cheat with, like, say you have a fling with a guy.

00:13:19Say we got a fling going moldy or something.

00:13:20Would you want me to always not in the jar?

00:13:22No, no, you cannot in my mouth and I'll spit it into the jar.

00:13:25Okay.

00:13:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:26But you're going to let one guy go more than once?

00:13:28Oh, of course.

00:13:29No, I think it's got to be new every day.

00:13:30No, but then, like, it's just how many loads I'm taking.

00:13:32Okay, okay.

00:13:33So each, so the hundred people, each one finishes.

00:13:36Because I was unaware, I thought maybe they each only get, like, you get a minute.

00:13:40Yeah, yeah, no, no, not all of them finish.

00:13:41Okay, okay, okay.

00:13:42Because I was about to be like, that would be it.

00:13:43Okay, yeah, let's talk about that stuff.

00:13:45I know everyone talks about that stuff.

00:13:46But, so you and Bonnie, right?

00:13:49Wait, Bonnie did 1,000, right?

00:13:51Okay, did she?

00:13:52Did she really?

00:13:52I don't know.

00:13:53I haven't seen the video.

00:13:54Right, me neither.

00:13:56So Bonnie said she did 1,000.

00:13:58Yeah.

00:13:58There's kind of this, like, you know, moon race.

00:14:01Right.

00:14:02Back in 69 U.S. Russia moon race.

00:14:04Mm-hmm.

00:14:041,000 dicks.

00:14:05Same village.

00:14:06Yeah, from the same village.

00:14:07So what's going on?

00:14:08You guys are from Darby.

00:14:09I'm going to go travel to Darby.

00:14:10Were you guys homies?

00:14:11Yeah, Darby's where it's at.

00:14:12I'm starting shit right now, just so you know.

00:14:15I'm getting shit started.

00:14:16Were you guys homies back in Darby?

00:14:18No, no, no, we didn't know each other before the industry.

00:14:20Because she lived out in Australia, didn't she?

00:14:22Oh, right, she went out in Australia.

00:14:23Yeah.

00:14:23Okay.

00:14:24So then you did 37.

00:14:27Yeah, we did 37 together.

00:14:28You did 37 together.

00:14:30Oh.

00:14:30Okay.

00:14:31So, you know, Biggie and Tupac were once friends.

00:14:33Right.

00:14:34Right.

00:14:34Then they shot at each other.

00:14:36Oh, really?

00:14:36That's how the story ends.

00:14:38Yeah.

00:14:38Often it does.

00:14:41So 37, and then it was the race to 100.

00:14:45I came up with the idea of doing 100, so I did 100.

00:14:47You did 100.

00:14:48Yeah.

00:14:48And then she did 100.

00:14:49No, I don't think so.

00:14:50Oh, so she's still at 37 with Lily.

00:14:53What do you mean?

00:14:54So, okay, you did 100.

00:14:55Yeah, yeah.

00:14:55And then she went, shit, I want her to do 1,000.

00:14:57I think so, yeah, yeah.

00:14:58Okay.

00:14:58That seems like a big jump.

00:15:00Like, she could have done 200.

00:15:01Yeah, like 500, maybe.

00:15:03Yeah, you want to build up to it as well.

00:15:04You want to be able to still sell the content of you with a 500 guy.

00:15:08Yeah.

00:15:09Because now you've done 1,000, like 500 is a bit weak.

00:15:13Right.

00:15:14Yeah, yeah, you've got to work up.

00:15:15You want to work up to it.

00:15:16You don't do your first browser scene in anal gangbang.

00:15:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:19I don't even know where you'd find 1,000 people.

00:15:21Okay, that's my question.

00:15:22I organize parties.

00:15:23I know how much work it is to set shit up.

00:15:25Oh, trust me.

00:15:26Me and my assistant, no.

00:15:27It's fucking work.

00:15:28You've got to deal with this?

00:15:29Oh, my God.

00:15:30Logistical nightmare.

00:15:31Yeah, I bet.

00:15:32Even 37's a lot, right?

00:15:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:35Fuck.

00:15:36But you just, I just share my location online.

00:15:38Say, come fuck me.

00:15:40And that's what they do.

00:15:40Okay, so they've got to be tested.

00:15:42And they've got to be hard, right?

00:15:45How do you, the dick hard thing.

00:15:46Well, you know, I get them hard.

00:15:47Okay, so yeah, each time?

00:15:49Yeah, yeah.

00:15:49That sucks, no?

00:15:51What do you mean, getting a guy hard?

00:15:52It's not that hard, though.

00:15:53You've got to get sponsored.

00:15:54You just go like this, like, woo, and then.

00:15:57I'm hard.

00:16:00Especially the guys that come, like,

00:16:01they're not, they're not used to shit like that.

00:16:02So they're just like, they're already, they're ready.

00:16:05Right.

00:16:05Okay, so 1,000, you're going to do this?

00:16:08Yeah, well, I'm still going to do my thing and stuff like that, so.

00:16:10Yeah, you've got to work up a little bit.

00:16:11Yeah, what city do you think?

00:16:12There's nowhere to go from 1,000.

00:16:13I thought I'd, like, work up to a bit, because then as well, like,

00:16:16once you do 1,000, yeah, you can't, you can't be selling, like, 300 guys,

00:16:20because everyone's like, well, you've already done 1,000.

00:16:21It's going to ruin it for everyone.

00:16:23Can you do more guys if you do, like, three at the same time?

00:16:26So mouth, pussy, asshole.

00:16:27Yeah, this is what I was thinking.

00:16:29Utilize all holes.

00:16:31Right.

00:16:32That is.

00:16:33Honestly, that way you're speeding up times three.

00:16:35Yeah, yeah.

00:16:36Yeah, that's a good little trick.

00:16:37But then someone was like, does it count if it's in your mouth?

00:16:39I don't think so.

00:16:40Ooh.

00:16:41I think it's got to go in, like...

00:16:42It's got to be one of the bottom holes.

00:16:43Yeah.

00:16:44Yeah.

00:16:44I think so.

00:16:45Yeah.

00:16:45And if you can use your feet like little monkey hands.

00:16:49But if you call it a thousand guy gangbang, you could say that.

00:16:51I don't know.

00:16:52Yeah.

00:16:52Well, there's a difference between a gangbang and just fucking 1,000 guys in a day.

00:16:55Right.

00:16:56And you want to get the 1,000 fucks.

00:16:57Well, I'm going to do a big gangbang first, I think,

00:17:00because that's what I enjoy the best.

00:17:02Do you get, like, a high afterwards that you finish something like this

00:17:04and you're kind of, like, floating on it like I did this?

00:17:06Proper.

00:17:06Yeah.

00:17:06My assistant, no, I'm, like, bouncing off the walls after I'm like, right.

00:17:09Yeah, lots of dopamine there.

00:17:11Yeah.

00:17:11And how about your love life, Lily?

00:17:13Do you have any boys, like, a main dude that holds you down?

00:17:16No.

00:17:17No?

00:17:17Zero?

00:17:18No.

00:17:18I haven't dated in, like, probably a year and a half, two years.

00:17:21Have you been on dates?

00:17:22So you're looking for a sweet boy?

00:17:24No.

00:17:24No, no, no.

00:17:24Oh.

00:17:25I think it's so distracting.

00:17:26It is.

00:17:27It really is.

00:17:27It distracts you from 100 penises.

00:17:29Yeah.

00:17:30Exactly.

00:17:31Well, he'd maybe be behind the scenes, like, don't do that and shit like that.

00:17:34Oh, yeah.

00:17:34He'd be rolling his eyes, like, ugh.

00:17:36Yeah, I can do what I want.

00:17:40No, I fucking love it.

00:17:41So, like, I find it just too distracting to be with someone.

00:17:43No, it's terrible.

00:17:44Yeah, exactly.

00:17:45Yeah, I'm the same way.

00:17:46Yeah.

00:17:46You do nothing.

00:17:47You lay in bed and watch Netflix and snot.

00:17:48Yeah, and then you get fat.

00:17:49Yeah, you get fat.

00:17:50You get so unmotivated and shit like that.

00:17:52Yeah, and you don't even realize it.

00:17:53Yeah, exactly.

00:17:54Yeah, and then you'll never get to 1,000.

00:17:56Exactly.

00:17:57Yeah.

00:17:57I'll never get to my life.

00:17:58But the boys, do you prefer the UK boys, the American boys?

00:18:02American boys, on average, have had bigger cocks.

00:18:04I thought British guys had big dicks and they're uncircumcised, right?

00:18:07I don't know.

00:18:07The guys that I've booked in England haven't been that good.

00:18:10Ugh, the books I read.

00:18:11Do you want to see my penis?

00:18:12Yes.

00:18:12Okay, here.

00:18:13No, but this isn't 0.5.

00:18:14Yeah, it is.

00:18:15This is 0.5.

00:18:16Of course it is.

00:18:17But still, you can, you know, catch a vibe, right?

00:18:19She's been with a lot of guys.

00:18:20She knows your tricks.

00:18:21Is it uncircumcised?

00:18:22Because I do like, I like a full skin.

00:18:24No, it's circumcised.

00:18:25It's not.

00:18:25It's all cut and ruined.

00:18:26I'm Canadian.

00:18:27We're under the queen, the king.

00:18:28I thought the Canadians do, the French Canadians are uncircumcised.

00:18:31That's totally in 0.5.

00:18:33Yeah.

00:18:34Okay.

00:18:36That's nice though.

00:18:36It's six and a quarter.

00:18:37It looks really long there.

00:18:39Should I give you like a dick rate?

00:18:40Yeah, give me a dick rate.

00:18:41Who's this girl in the background as well?

00:18:42She's about to soak it up.

00:18:44Um, I love like the color of it.

00:18:47It looks nice and big.

00:18:47I like the hair.

00:18:48Because I hate when people are really shaved.

00:18:51I don't like that either.

00:18:51Yeah, you don't have to be very friendly.

00:18:52What are you, little boy?

00:18:53It looks like really thick.

00:18:55Okay.

00:18:55It looks like it would fit nicely in my mouth.

00:18:57Um, she's a good dick rate.

00:18:58But the only thing is, I do like foreskin, like something to move.

00:19:02You know what I mean?

00:19:03No, foreskin's stupid.

00:19:04You don't like foreskin.

00:19:05No, I do as well.

00:19:06No, you don't.

00:19:06Supposedly you can fuck longer too, because it doesn't rip you up.

00:19:09Yeah, and when you give me like a handjob, those cocks are a bit weird to give handjobs to.

00:19:13Yeah, you have to have more.

00:19:13My shaft is long enough.

00:19:15You can go up and down.

00:19:16Okay, now I need to do like one in real life.

00:19:18You don't.

00:19:19There we go.

00:19:19He only screws with classy girls.

00:19:21That's right.

00:19:21Oh, sweet.

00:19:22Would you have like a caliber of girls that you fuck?

00:19:24A color bird?

00:19:25Caliber.

00:19:26Like, do you fuck like ugly girls as well?

00:19:28Oh, no.

00:19:30She's like, are you a good person as well?

00:19:31Yeah, do you charge your work as well?

00:19:33You know, my whole life I fucked as high as I could.

00:19:36Oh, really?

00:19:37So at one point in my life, I was fucking ugly girls.

00:19:38Because he's fucking for validation, whereas you're fucking, you're a good person.

00:19:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:42Yeah.

00:19:42I'm fucking to sleep at night like, wow, I'm, I'm, I'm doing it, you know?

00:19:45Yeah.

00:19:46Yeah.

00:19:47Yeah.

00:19:47You know what I mean?

00:19:48Do you fuck porn girls as well?

00:19:49Yeah.

00:19:50I think that's all he's got right now.

00:19:52The normies-

00:19:53You fuck anything with a hole, don't you?

00:19:54No.

00:19:55No.

00:19:56Tell her.

00:19:57Good ones.

00:19:57There's not a put down coming from her.

00:19:59She just said she'd fuck anyone with a dick.

00:20:01She's just asking.

00:20:04No, well, this summer I, I, I changed a little bit.

00:20:06I went to my first sex party.

00:20:07Love that.

00:20:08And then I started doing orgies.

00:20:09Love that.

00:20:10Yeah.

00:20:10Your party's look insane.

00:20:11I need to come to one of them.

00:20:12I want to fuck on like a stage or some shit.

00:20:14Would you like to perform at the next one?

00:20:15I would love to.

00:20:16Okay.

00:20:16So if we win best podcast next, on Sunday, next week, we're going to throw a big party.

00:20:21How long you in town for, Lily?

00:20:22I'll be voting.

00:20:24I'm here till end of Feb.

00:20:25Oh.

00:20:26Yeah.

00:20:26Oh, good.

00:20:27End of Feb.

00:20:28Okay.

00:20:29And you're working on the visa.

00:20:31Oh yeah.

00:20:31Yeah.

00:20:31Because you're Canadian, aren't you as well?

00:20:33Yeah.

00:20:33How the fuck did you get a visa?

00:20:34It took two and a half years of bullshit.

00:20:37You didn't marry someone, but you just told everybody that you don't want a relationship.

00:20:41I do.

00:20:41No, marry a male performer that you always shoot with.

00:20:44That's it.

00:20:44Yeah.

00:20:44That's the shout out.

00:20:45That's the cheap one.

00:20:46They're all married though, aren't they?

00:20:48Well, the Brits.

00:20:49What about you?

00:20:50Could I marry you and still get a visa?

00:20:51I appreciate that, but no.

00:20:53Actually, no.

00:20:53You would get my shitty visa.

00:20:55Oh no.

00:20:55What about you?

00:20:57I'm open to it.

00:20:59You know, I almost married Liam, actually.

00:21:03Really?

00:21:04So I offered Liam $40,000.

00:21:05Would you have to pretend to then be gay?

00:21:07Yeah, but we do gay shit all the time.

00:21:08Yeah.

00:21:09Yeah, like we've got video proofs.

00:21:12I offered him $40,000 to marry me and he goes, just put it towards my dream wedding.

00:21:15Isn't that cute?

00:21:16That is really cute.

00:21:17Yeah.

00:21:18Would you do it?

00:21:19Yeah.

00:21:20Yeah.

00:21:21That would be awesome.

00:21:21I'm still waiting.

00:21:22That's a good idea.

00:21:23That would be pretty awesome.

00:21:24And nobody would not believe it because you guys are together all the time.

00:21:26Yeah.

00:21:27And I give him kisses when he had a good week.

00:21:32Jerkmate, number one site in the world.

00:21:34Just re-signed for your...

00:21:35Shout out to Aaron.

00:21:36Yes, Aaron.

00:21:36Warbox Andrews.

00:21:38Mr. Viking, Mr. Barbie himself.

00:21:40Mr. Barbie himself.

00:21:42He put the whole jerkmate deal together.

00:21:44I know.

00:21:44We owe him our lives.

00:21:45Yeah.

00:21:46What a good guy.

00:21:47And a couple others.

00:21:49He made us a lot of money.

00:21:50I got a new apartment.

00:21:52Yeah, Liam moved out.

00:21:53Because of you.

00:21:57Liam, first time moving out.

00:21:59Because of you, Aaron.

00:22:00Yeah, thank you.

00:22:01Because of you, Jerkmate.

00:22:02Yeah.

00:22:04$10 free promo code PillTalk.

00:22:06Okay, Viking, you're going to be a cam girl.

00:22:08Have you cammed?

00:22:09I don't think...

00:22:10No, no, never.

00:22:11I've like done FaceTime sex.

00:22:12It's basically the same thing.

00:22:13Okay, yeah.

00:22:14All right.

00:22:14So you're on Jerkmate.

00:22:15You're a cam girl.

00:22:16You have a really...

00:22:17Now you get to have fun, Viking, all right?

00:22:20Use that imagination ears.

00:22:22Come up with some real fucked up fetish you have.

00:22:25And then she has to do it.

00:22:27You got to keep your customer happy.

00:22:28Right.

00:22:29You're on a one-on-one cam session.

00:22:30Well, right now.

00:22:30Yeah, yeah.

00:22:31Okay.

00:22:32Yeah.

00:22:32Um, okay.

00:22:34I'm really into the idea that you're my brother and you are coming into my room

00:22:42and sniffing and sniffing and wearing my panties while daddy's not here.

00:22:46And I really would just like...

00:22:49Wait, what's going on in Opa?

00:22:50I know.

00:22:51I know.

00:22:51It's crazy.

00:22:52You said...

00:22:53You should see the memes she sends.

00:22:54It's really fucked up.

00:22:55Or...

00:22:56Yeah.

00:22:56No, just continue with the brother thing.

00:22:57It's fine.

00:22:59Unless you want to go mortuary.

00:23:00I lost.

00:23:02You're my brother.

00:23:03Tell me what you're going to do with my panties.

00:23:04Make her do something hot.

00:23:05Okay, okay, okay.

00:23:05No one wants to see that.

00:23:06What's not hot about...

00:23:08What male audience?

00:23:08Step, you're my stepbrother.

00:23:11No, she's a girl.

00:23:12A hot girl.

00:23:12You're my stepsister.

00:23:15You're my stepsister and you want to try scissoring for the first time.

00:23:21Okay.

00:23:21Yeah, I like that.

00:23:22Okay.

00:23:22So are we role playing this?

00:23:24Yeah, like what would you...

00:23:26Is like a show me yours, I'll show you mine type thing?

00:23:28Well, I've never really, I don't know, tried that thing called scissoring.

00:23:33Really?

00:23:33Oh, you've never done it?

00:23:35I've heard it's a mess.

00:23:35I think she's trying to...

00:23:36We're in the middle of this.

00:23:41I don't know.

00:23:41I've heard...

00:23:42People at school were talking about it and I'm so confused.

00:23:44Yeah, I know.

00:23:45I couldn't figure it out, but I think if we try it together, we can figure it out together.

00:23:51Surely.

00:23:51Well, yeah.

00:23:52I think we just have to get both really wet enough to where it slip and slides.

00:23:57Right.

00:23:58Why?

00:23:58What gets you wet?

00:24:00Thinking about you.

00:24:01Oh, really?

00:24:03Yeah.

00:24:03No, it's a brother coming in the panties.

00:24:05End scene.

00:24:10Wow.

00:24:11All right, creators, listen up.

00:24:12You're already killing it on socials, right?

00:24:14Fans, followers, likes.

00:24:15It's all love.

00:24:16You're on fire.

00:24:17But let me ask you this.

00:24:18Is your wallet feeling that love?

00:24:19If not, then check out fans revenue.

00:24:21And even if it is, check out fans revenue.

00:24:23Because that means you're about your business and you want to make more money.

00:24:25Whether you've got fans on Instagram, TikTok, or even OnlyFans, it doesn't matter.

00:24:29You can turn your fans into revenue.

00:24:32Likes are cool.

00:24:33Money is cooler.

00:24:34They do all the boring stuff and you just get paid.

00:24:37It's fucking easy.

00:24:38So hit up fans revenue and start cashing in.

00:24:40We have a link below.

00:24:41Fans revenue.

00:24:42It's the fucking shit.

00:24:43How do you think I just bought a new Mercedes?

00:24:44Fans revenue all fucking day.

00:24:46We love fans revenue.

00:24:47Let's get back to the show.

00:24:48So Lily, I started watching your porn a little bit.

00:24:50Yeah.

00:24:51Okay, so question for you.

00:24:52Yeah.

00:24:53You're big on Pornhub.

00:24:54Congrats, by the way.

00:24:56Top five.

00:24:57Yeah.

00:24:58In the world.

00:24:58That's amazing.

00:24:59In your first year.

00:25:00That's crazy.

00:25:01You're going to be number one.

00:25:02She's going hard like the paint.

00:25:04Okay, so I don't understand though.

00:25:06Because so many girls are like, fuck free shit on Pornhub.

00:25:08It takes away from OF.

00:25:09Then some are like, no, do as many mainstream as you can.

00:25:11Blow up like Angela White.

00:25:13You know, everyone has their own theory.

00:25:14Yeah.

00:25:15You're doing it different.

00:25:15You're doing like nice, good 10 minute videos.

00:25:18Yeah.

00:25:19But then, doesn't that affect your OF?

00:25:21No, people don't get it.

00:25:22Like it's great advertisement.

00:25:23Your shit's going to get leaked anyway.

00:25:25Like people are already going to watch your videos.

00:25:27So you may as well leak it yourself on Pornhub.

00:25:29So then you can advertise it.

00:25:30And also, I never really show to like cum shots.

00:25:34I try not to.

00:25:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:35People will subscribe literally just to see the cum shot.

00:25:38And like, especially if you do a like scenario,

00:25:41you can put a lot of the scenario in and not a lot of the fucking.

00:25:44Right.

00:25:44So it's 10 minutes, but it's six minutes of dialogue.

00:25:46Exactly.

00:25:47That's the trick.

00:25:48Yeah.

00:25:48And then you do like a minute per position type shit.

00:25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:51Yeah.

00:25:52Your best position, Lily.

00:25:53I'm going to tell her, tell me if we're on the same page.

00:25:55Okay.

00:25:56Which one's your favorite?

00:25:58Video?

00:25:58Yeah, yeah.

00:25:59Okay.

00:25:59It's four or five down on your Pornhub.

00:26:03You're sitting on the.

00:26:05Oh, you blow job.

00:26:08Then you get changed.

00:26:09You take your clothes off.

00:26:10Plus every porn video ever.

00:26:12I think you're wearing a pink top, tube top.

00:26:15Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:16You know, you sit on the edge of the bed.

00:26:17Yeah, yeah.

00:26:18I know.

00:26:18That one's good.

00:26:19Okay.

00:26:19Can your best position, you know what your best position is?

00:26:21No.

00:26:23Okay.

00:26:23You don't know?

00:26:24Okay.

00:26:24It's, you do like a slow reverse cowgirl.

00:26:27Oh, I, I, a slow reverse cowgirl.

00:26:29Where you're kind of like this.

00:26:31Yeah.

00:26:32You're amazing at that.

00:26:32Look at me.

00:26:34We got a squirter.

00:26:35Focus on me.

00:26:36Cowgirl is my favorite.

00:26:37That's like the OG.

00:26:38What's your favorite?

00:26:39Okay.

00:26:39Cowgirl.

00:26:40Cowgirl.

00:26:40Yeah.

00:26:40Like for porn though?

00:26:42What do you mean?

00:26:43Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.

00:26:44No, no, just like.

00:26:44I love like fucking a cowgirl.

00:26:45So on top.

00:26:46Like girl on.

00:26:47No, not reverse.

00:26:48Not reverse.

00:26:49Like you like this, right?

00:26:50Face to face on top.

00:26:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:51Okay.

00:26:51But do you like to be over here?

00:26:52Or do you like to be down here?

00:26:53No, see, I don't like the porn one where you go back.

00:26:54Yeah, yeah.

00:26:55Cause then it's like, whoa.

00:26:56We're disconnected.

00:26:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:58That's how I feel about doggy now too.

00:26:59Oh really?

00:27:00Not if you do the doggy laying on top and you're holding her throat.

00:27:03Right, the speed bump.

00:27:03Yeah, that's hot.

00:27:04Yeah, you see?

00:27:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:05But regular doggy now?

00:27:07It's like, babe, I miss you.

00:27:09Yeah, like where are you?

00:27:10Yeah.

00:27:10Are you still here?

00:27:11You know what I mean?

00:27:12Yeah.

00:27:13And I like missionary.

00:27:14Girl with a pretty face.

00:27:16Yeah, that's true.

00:27:16Missionary is the best.

00:27:18Missionary like you just, I feel like a bit of like a pillow princess.

00:27:21Well, you don't have to be a pillow.

00:27:22You could be a power bottom.

00:27:23A power bottom.

00:27:24Okay, you know, this is getting out now.

00:27:26The pillow princess, don't be.

00:27:27And girls are trying too hard now on the bottom.

00:27:29They're doing it wrong.

00:27:30Pillow princess is just like, you're not putting any effort.

00:27:32You're just laying there.

00:27:33I'm fine with that.

00:27:35That's cool.

00:27:35Play dead.

00:27:36Yeah, you fucking lie to rape call, don't ya?

00:27:40Yeah.

00:27:42If you play dead, yeah.

00:27:45If you just, or like pretend you're strangling or she dies and then use her body.

00:27:49But some girls are doing the, what do you call it?

00:27:52Power bottom?

00:27:52Not, you don't power bottom.

00:27:54But they're not in rhythm.

00:27:55Okay, well that's a bad lay.

00:27:57Yeah.

00:27:57There's a rhythm to this shit.

00:27:59Bum.

00:27:59You just grab the butt and then you're like.

00:28:01Yeah, the best one is when you're like grabbing them.

00:28:03Yes.

00:28:04Making them fuck you.

00:28:05Wow.

00:28:06That's what, but you don't, that's not a pillow princess.

00:28:08Pillow princess is literally like you're laying there like just moaning.

00:28:11You know what I mean?

00:28:12And you're just letting it happen.

00:28:13You're like love.

00:28:13But sometimes if you like fuck back, then they come really fast.

00:28:17So.

00:28:18I quite like that though.

00:28:18Like it's a little bit of a.

00:28:19You like when guys come back?

00:28:20You're one of those.

00:28:21Then I'm like come on.

00:28:22I hear that a lot.

00:28:22Okay.

00:28:23Yeah.

00:28:23That's why I fuck like a lot of guys at the same time.

00:28:26Right.

00:28:27Because then you can just go.

00:28:28And then it's like 100 times the validation.

00:28:30Plus you get, you don't have to, it's not like a short amount of time.

00:28:33And you know Lily, I was telling Liam and Terry in the car.

00:28:36I said, you know, she's got everything going for her.

00:28:38It's beautiful.

00:28:39But her vagina, it's a lovely vagina.

00:28:41And then Liam who, you know, he did all the guest research today.

00:28:44He said your first cosmetic surgery was your pussy.

00:28:47Yes, it was.

00:28:49First thing I got is my pussy done.

00:28:50So you cut the curtains.

00:28:51Yeah.

00:28:52This was when I was like 18.

00:28:52I was like, that doesn't happen because she has sex with people.

00:28:55That's just, she probably had longer leave.

00:28:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:57Exactly.

00:28:57You didn't like it?

00:28:58Guys always think that.

00:28:58It was uneven as well.

00:29:00Like it wasn't like a cute long labia.

00:29:01There was one longer than the other.

00:29:03And like, that is the best thing I've ever got.

00:29:05I love it.

00:29:05Because now it's a lovely pussy.

00:29:07Money well spent.

00:29:08Yeah.

00:29:09How much is that?

00:29:10I believe I paid five grand for it.

00:29:12Okay.

00:29:13Yeah.

00:29:13That's a pretty good price.

00:29:14Yeah, I think so.

00:29:15I'm not really familiar with labia work, but five grand seems affordable.

00:29:19Honestly, as well.

00:29:20I went out on that night out that I got it done.

00:29:23I just went for a night out literally after I got it done.

00:29:25Did you have sex at night?

00:29:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:26I had sex.

00:29:27Like, no, no.

00:29:27I had sex probably like a couple of days after and the stitches came out onto his cock.

00:29:31But it was fine.

00:29:32Like after a bit.

00:29:33It was fun.

00:29:34Lord.

00:29:35Well, you can't, you can't wait that long to have sex.

00:29:37Because they say like six weeks.

00:29:39Do you need to fuck every day?

00:29:40At that point, I wasn't doing his anal because it's 18.

00:29:42Every day you need to have sex?

00:29:44Every day I need to like come.

00:29:45Okay.

00:29:46Yeah.

00:29:46Doesn't necessarily mean sex.

00:29:47So in L.A.

00:29:48Sometimes as well, I like to just like give a hand job or like not necessarily even like

00:29:52country sex, just like.

00:29:53That's nice, eh?

00:29:54Yeah.

00:29:55She used to work at a massage place.

00:29:56I used to give a lot of hand jobs.

00:29:58I've never gotten to experience being like an all full body hooker.

00:30:02But like my one hand is spin around.

00:30:06Well diversed.

00:30:07Yeah.

00:30:08Spin around the box.

00:30:08Would you give anyone a hand job or would it be like certain guys?

00:30:11No, it was anyone.

00:30:13And there was like an 80 year old dude that came in.

00:30:15Would there be regulars about?

00:30:17Would you get regulars?

00:30:18Mm-hmm.

00:30:19Yeah.

00:30:19I was really good at it.

00:30:20I was terrible at the massage portion.

00:30:22I was like.

00:30:23You don't.

00:30:23Yeah, like this is.

00:30:24One thing about those places.

00:30:25I used to be a big fan.

00:30:26I mean, I do like I like it all slippery and I do like the double handed and like I

00:30:31would you like I have like a blowjob as well?

00:30:33No.

00:30:34That's why you draw the line.

00:30:35Yeah.

00:30:35Well, because with the condom.

00:30:36Well, it's no because I don't know where they've been because it's not like they're

00:30:40getting tested.

00:30:41But with the condom.

00:30:42No, dude.

00:30:43And you're getting so close, right?

00:30:44Yeah.

00:30:44The condom doesn't taste very nice.

00:30:46Yeah.

00:30:46It's just one of those things where like it felt okay for me like not to know someone and

00:30:51touch with my hands, but like I don't know where they've been.

00:30:54I could be a little bit of a germaphobe if I haven't like had someone tested.

00:30:57Right, right.

00:30:57I'll tell you a condom blowjob is the most useless stupid thing in the world.

00:31:00Oh, what?

00:31:00Sorry.

00:31:01A condom blowjob?

00:31:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:02A posh blowjob.

00:31:03Yeah.

00:31:04Yeah.

00:31:05I just went to Colombia, you know, and that's how I was getting a lot of those.

00:31:07Really?

00:31:08So then at one point I just, you know, I was on 2C drunk, you know, condom blowjob.

00:31:13I just said, okay, fuck it.

00:31:14Just go for it.

00:31:14Right?

00:31:14Gonorrhea.

00:31:16I didn't know you could get it from a blowjob.

00:31:18Boom, like that gonorrhea.

00:31:18Shroud in her throat.

00:31:19Oh, Jesus.

00:31:20How many guys would you get a blowjob to?

00:31:22Like, was it like lined up?

00:31:23How many guys?

00:31:24Yeah, yeah.

00:31:25Like, was it like a lined up situation?

00:31:26Not everyone's doing a full affair.

00:31:28Trying to pin it in your head?

00:31:30Yeah, I thought you were at one of these.

00:31:32You know, I'll tell you what we did.

00:31:33You're like this, though.

00:31:33We played a game, okay, where we went go-karting and we said whoever comes last place has to

00:31:38do a sex performance with their prostitute tonight.

00:31:40And then we all just got beers and pizza and then go.

00:31:42Oh.

00:31:43Then the loser had a fun time.

00:31:44What is it like in the...

00:31:45Like in our villa.

00:31:46I love that.

00:31:47Yeah.

00:31:48So they're any good?

00:31:49No, the guy couldn't get hard.

00:31:50He was too nervous.

00:31:52But the idea was good.

00:31:52Yeah, the effort was there.

00:31:54But me executing that with 10 people, I look at you and I say, I don't know how you're

00:31:58going to do a thousand guys.

00:31:58Do you know what I mean?

00:31:59You know what's great about you, though, is you don't look like you would do a thousand

00:32:02guys.

00:32:03Oh, thank you.

00:32:03You look like the type of girl who wouldn't even do anal or even really give a great blowjob

00:32:07because you're so pretty.

00:32:08You know what I mean?

00:32:09That's sweet.

00:32:09I can...

00:32:10You know what, though?

00:32:11I do.

00:32:12No, no, I believe you.

00:32:13I'm just saying it's a good thing to not look like the type and then do that stuff because

00:32:18I feel like it's more marketable.

00:32:19Yeah, exactly.

00:32:20Lily, my biggest fear for you, though, is these beautiful young girls like you, they

00:32:24come in the industry and then they blow up quick.

00:32:26Autumn Falls, Sky Bree, Cece Rose, to name a few.

00:32:31Yeah.

00:32:31And then a billionaire says, no, you, you're with me.

00:32:33What?

00:32:34Take them out of the industry.

00:32:35You never see them again.

00:32:36Would you...

00:32:36And I'm scared.

00:32:37Would you dip out for a billionaire?

00:32:38I don't care about money.

00:32:39Okay.

00:32:40For me, it's...

00:32:40It's more like you want to see how far you can go.

00:32:43Yeah.

00:32:43Well, no, no, I just love like...

00:32:44I love sex, so it's more like...

00:32:46I know, but he's going to tell you I'm going to fuck you 40 times a day, babe.

00:32:49I don't care.

00:32:49Or he might even say...

00:32:50Because he's not 40 guys.

00:32:51He's not 40 guys.

00:32:52He's not 40 guys.

00:32:54What if he said you can fuck all these dudes, I just don't want my baby on camera anymore?

00:32:58No, because I...

00:33:00The thing is about me is I like the exhibitionist of it.

00:33:02I like people watching it.

00:33:04Like, I love the fact that you've like jerked off to it and shit like that.

00:33:06I've been watching it.

00:33:06Okay, you know what?

00:33:07I've jerked off to you a hundred times.

00:33:09You've been my go-to.

00:33:11I love when guys like come up and they're like, I've watched your shit and stuff like that.

00:33:14Like, that's the best.

00:33:15Like, the biggest compliment to me is like, yeah, I jerked off to you a shit every night and stuff like that.

00:33:20I've jerked off to you every night.

00:33:22I think you got a shot.

00:33:24I'm just saying, just show up to one of the parties.

00:33:26Yeah.

00:33:26Oh, my gosh.

00:33:28The caliber of guy, you'd be a fucking good looking guy there.

00:33:31What do you get?

00:33:32Oh, there I go.

00:33:33Can he get a one-on-one or at least like maybe like three guys?

00:33:37Yeah, you can have a one-on-one.

00:33:39Yeah, you can have a one-on-one.

00:33:40All right, thank you.

00:33:40All right.

00:33:41You could be one-on-one, but number a thousand.

00:33:44Yeah.

00:33:45Is that how many bodies like an all do you think you had?

00:33:48Because I'm sure you've counted.

00:33:49I haven't actually counted.

00:33:50I can't really count that high.

00:33:52But I'm thinking it's, it's probably, I'd say it's high hundreds.

00:33:58I don't think I've yet hit a thousand.

00:33:59Oh, oh, I thought you meant like 140.

00:34:02No, no, no, no, no.

00:34:03So then you've also been with like 999.

00:34:07Oh, okay.

00:34:08I was about to say I was like, so it was all in that one time.

00:34:10Perfectly.

00:34:11Wow.

00:34:11Okay.

00:34:12And then of your, you know, data that you've collected.

00:34:15Yeah.

00:34:15Give us what you've learned.

00:34:16Okay.

00:34:16So best dick size.

00:34:18Best dick size, uh, six inches bought thick.

00:34:22Okay.

00:34:22That's my favorite.

00:34:23Okay.

00:34:24And you said uncircumcised.

00:34:25Yeah.

00:34:26Really thick cum, like a lot of it.

00:34:29That's my favorite.

00:34:30Okay.

00:34:30And then, uh, race, you know, who fucks best?

00:34:35Black guys.

00:34:36Yeah.

00:34:37I have heard that.

00:34:38Who eats the best pussy?

00:34:39Oh, I think old man.

00:34:42That's true.

00:34:43I've guaranteed it's true.

00:34:45Fingering white guys.

00:34:46Yeah.

00:34:47I'll give them that.

00:34:48They're very old.

00:34:48I've never seen a black guy finger in my life.

00:34:50Yeah.

00:34:50That's so true, actually.

00:34:51Right?

00:34:52I believe.

00:34:52That's a white guy's finger?

00:34:54No, that's actually true.

00:34:55Like I've never seen a black guy finger.

00:34:57Wow.

00:34:58What's that?

00:34:59What's that all about?

00:35:01Yeah.

00:35:01Have we been looking actively for this, though?

00:35:03Or we just haven't been looking for it, so we haven't noticed it?

00:35:05So true.

00:35:06It's like the yellow car thing.

00:35:07Right.

00:35:09Hey, kisser?

00:35:11Kisser.

00:35:11Not black guys.

00:35:12Okay.

00:35:13Uh, yeah.

00:35:13White guys.

00:35:14Maybe like a nice Asian guy.

00:35:15Yeah.

00:35:16Yeah.

00:35:16Smallest cocks Asian guys.

00:35:18Is that true?

00:35:19Do you kiss a lot, though?

00:35:20Or are you more...

00:35:21You know what?

00:35:22Not the gang bangs.

00:35:23I'm not much of a kisser.

00:35:24Oh, yeah.

00:35:24I'd rather fuck someone than kiss someone.

00:35:26Women are better kissers.

00:35:27A hundred percent, yeah.

00:35:29Oh, do you fuck girls, too?

00:35:30Yeah, yeah.

00:35:31Solo?

00:35:31Off cam?

00:35:32Yeah, yeah.

00:35:33For pleasure?

00:35:33No, I'm bi, so yeah.

00:35:35I'll take girls.

00:35:35I'm okay with you.

00:35:40Okay.

00:35:40Have you ever been a unicorn?

00:35:42I want to be the person who has a strap on and I fuck as many girls as I can fuck with

00:35:46my strap on.

00:35:47Wow.

00:35:47Yeah, yeah.

00:35:48Wow, that's cool.

00:35:49Yeah.

00:35:50That's a good one.

00:35:50That's what I'm going to do.

00:35:51Have you ever been a unicorn?

00:35:52What is a unicorn?

00:35:53Say, you know, Aaron and Viking say like, they take you to dinner.

00:35:58You know, a couple takes wine and dine.

00:36:00Yeah, I've fucked couples.

00:36:01But not like dinner and drinks, like I've just fucked them on and I'm out.

00:36:03See, that's like the real full thing.

00:36:05Liam went all the way.

00:36:06Liam lived with a couple for five years.

00:36:08No way.

00:36:08They slept in one bed.

00:36:10No.

00:36:10I was like, okay.

00:36:11I hope they took good care of you.

00:36:13Yeah, they flew.

00:36:15Do you still talk to them?

00:36:15No, not right now.

00:36:18A little.

00:36:19Huh?

00:36:20I'll tell you after.

00:36:22Is it because your jealous boyfriend got in the way?

00:36:24No.

00:36:26They improve, right?

00:36:27Yeah.

00:36:27Yeah, yeah.

00:36:28I'll tell you after.

00:36:28You know what my new vibe is?

00:36:30You know what I'm into?

00:36:30You know what I've been watching lately?

00:36:33Fansly.

00:36:34I fucking love fansly.

00:36:36No doubt.

00:36:36It's fucking awesome.

00:36:38You know why?

00:36:38Because it's the first platform I've ever seen that has a discoverable algorithm.

00:36:42So it's like the explore page on IG.

00:36:44They get to know you, what you like, your preferences.

00:36:47And then they recommend girls to you that you would like.

00:36:50So I started just doing my thing.

00:36:52And then I saw these perfect blondes with nice booties pop out.

00:36:55Because that's what I'm into.

00:36:56Oh my god.

00:36:58Every day I'm finding new dime pieces that I'm obsessed with.

00:37:01No more searching all over Instagram.

00:37:02Boom.

00:37:03Fansly.

00:37:04Got so much shit on the site too.

00:37:05They got everything you can want.

00:37:06They even have streaming.

00:37:07It's fucking amazing.

00:37:08We dropped the link in the bio below.

00:37:10Go check it out.

00:37:11Fansly.com slash pillow talk.

00:37:12It's going to bring you to the explore page with a shitload of free content.

00:37:15And you're going to get fucking addicted.

00:37:16I promise you that.

00:37:17If you're anything like me, you're going to fucking love it.

00:37:20Fansly is the new fucking wave.

00:37:22All right.

00:37:22This brings us to our fansly segment.

00:37:24You want fansly?

00:37:25Fansly.

00:37:27Not currently, but.

00:37:29Are you?

00:37:30I believe I've just made an account.

00:37:31Yeah.

00:37:32Fansly.

00:37:33Love fansly.

00:37:34We have a code at the bottom.

00:37:35Go see fansly.

00:37:36Tons of free content.

00:37:37Okay, girls.

00:37:38Your weirdest custom requests.

00:37:40Weirdest custom requests.

00:37:42One guy wanted me to literally just like read the Bible out.

00:37:45That was it.

00:37:46You say a girl?

00:37:47No, no, guy.

00:37:48Oh, okay.

00:37:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:49With your clothes on.

00:37:49Yeah, yeah.

00:37:50Just read the Bible.

00:37:51I don't know if that was maybe like he.

00:37:53A shame thing.

00:37:53Like he didn't know how to be okay with it.

00:37:56Yeah, yeah.

00:37:57But I think that's the weirdest because it's not sexual.

00:38:00Maybe he was killing himself and he wanted you to, you know.

00:38:04Read his last rites.

00:38:05Yeah, right.

00:38:05That's kind of noble.

00:38:08Cute.

00:38:09Yeah, okay.

00:38:10Yeah, that is a weird one.

00:38:11Yeah?

00:38:11Yeah.

00:38:11How about you?

00:38:14I did have this guy write in and he had a specific pool toy that was like this

00:38:181980s shark, but it had to be the specific 1980s shark and there was only one left that

00:38:23he was able to get in the world that he had when he was a kid.

00:38:26And so he basically wanted to send me the shark, have me ride around on it in the yard

00:38:31and pop it and just be really rough with the shark.

00:38:34And then I needed to send the shark back because he was the only one like it.

00:38:38But he made a video of me just like manhandling the shark.

00:38:41Did you pop it?

00:38:41Have to like pop it.

00:38:42You can pop it, but he said be gentle, like make it to where I can repair it.

00:38:46So that was his kink like repairing it back up because your ass has been on it.

00:38:49You just wanted the shark to be manhandled.

00:38:51This particular one, only this shark from this particular time.

00:38:55Weirdos.

00:38:55Don't kinks come from your childhood?

00:38:58He said something about like being in the yard with like his sister's friends had this shark.

00:39:05I don't know.

00:39:05Yeah, that's where it starts.

00:39:07Yeah.

00:39:07You know, every girl I talk to has so many weird requests.

00:39:12Okay, so if you do the math, there's more requests than like weirdos in the world.

00:39:18It's probably people I'm friends with, people I work with.

00:39:21Oh, definitely.

00:39:22Who are the sickos?

00:39:23The shark guy.

00:39:23Is that his real?

00:39:24I still don't think they're sickos.

00:39:27No, it's the CEOs.

00:39:29Those are the real weird ones and the real like rich guys because they can get anything,

00:39:33like they can do anything.

00:39:34So they're like, they burned out their dopamine so they gotta go higher, higher, higher.

00:39:37I once got like asked to do, um, it was like animal porn,

00:39:41like where I fuck animals and shit like that.

00:39:42Real animal?

00:39:43Where do I find this?

00:39:46Yeah, like, like goats and shit like that.

00:39:49Obviously, I was like, no, but they offered me so much money.

00:39:51He wanted you to fuck a real goat?

00:39:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:53Wow.

00:39:53But they offered me so much money and obviously they're probably like rich.

00:39:56What was the final offer for the goat fucking?

00:39:59I think it was like 50 grand.

00:40:01Well, that's not enough to fuck a goat.

00:40:02Exactly.

00:40:0350 can't fucking a goat.

00:40:04A hundred, yeah.

00:40:05A hundred maybe.

00:40:06Yeah.

00:40:06Wow.

00:40:07Wow.

00:40:08There was a guy that when I was doing femdom that like wanted me to yell at him in the camera

00:40:13and say that like crackhead hookers were gonna spit on him in the corner and like I was supposed

00:40:18to be like, oh, you're disgusting and there's like crackhead toothless hookers spitting on you

00:40:22and like you're jack off in the corner like a weirdo and like he was just loving it.

00:40:26Wow.

00:40:27Gorgeous.

00:40:28I did it, of course.

00:40:28Let's do it.

00:40:29I got a real crackhead, no.

00:40:32Do you like doing small dick humiliation?

00:40:34You know, I'm not very well diverse in it.

00:40:36I think I'm more of like a kind lover.

00:40:38She's a kind person.

00:40:39She's giving away things.

00:40:41In my head, if you had a micro, you'd want a girl like Lily or Viking to be like,

00:40:44it's not so bad.

00:40:45I'd still be with you, right?

00:40:46No, they love for some reason with me, they instantly know.

00:40:48They're like, tell me it's little.

00:40:50You do look a bit like dummy vibes though.

00:40:52But what the fuck does that, I just don't get that.

00:40:55I'll show you.

00:40:56Tell me how terrible, like it's weird to me.

00:40:58I'll show you.

00:41:00I've got the video.

00:41:01Oh, you have it with the micro guy?

00:41:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:05Do you slap it like that?

00:41:06No, no, it's really nice to him.

00:41:08He was like, sorry, it's a bit small.

00:41:09I was like, no, it's huge.

00:41:12That's kind of nice if you like, I think I saw two chicks with a guy with a micro dick

00:41:16and they were just like, and he was getting so excited that he was like dribbling.

00:41:20And I was like, this is hot.

00:41:22Actually, Willow, your girl Willow, she dated a guy with a micro.

00:41:24Really?

00:41:25Oh no, I could not do that.

00:41:26And he had a bunch of different hooks that hook onto it, different sizes.

00:41:30I was going to say, would he wear a strap-on?

00:41:31Right.

00:41:32Yes.

00:41:33Have you seen one of them strap-ons?

00:41:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:35He put it in the hole.

00:41:35He has like eight different sizes.

00:41:37So, you know, anniversary, big one, you know, he would, oh, tonight, this one, babe.

00:41:42I love that, like boyfriend.

00:41:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:45Yeah.

00:41:45Role play.

00:41:46Yeah.

00:41:47Black guy tonight.

00:41:47But then is he getting anything out of that?

00:41:50Probably just the feeling of making an, like giving her something.

00:41:53That's like the best he can get, like Willow Harper.

00:41:55So he'll take it.

00:41:57Yeah.

00:41:58Yeah.

00:41:58I mean, she's the best a lot of people can get.

00:42:01It's so funny though.

00:42:02Like they rank off with like two fingers.

00:42:05It's just like.

00:42:05It's really kind of her.

00:42:06She's a kind person too.

00:42:07Yeah.

00:42:08Wait.

00:42:08So if you're, you said, we were just talking about childhoods and stuff.

00:42:12So where did your kink come from?

00:42:14Are you like, do you think you're something that happened before?

00:42:17It's so weird.

00:42:17I know.

00:42:18I do think, think about this all the time.

00:42:20Like, how have I been like born for porn?

00:42:23Because like my childhood was so normal.

00:42:25Me too.

00:42:26And I, I don't belong here either.

00:42:28Yeah.

00:42:29But I think it's just like so innate in us that like, I didn't need trauma.

00:42:33Right.

00:42:34But did you maybe like.

00:42:35We're natties.

00:42:36Yeah.

00:42:38We've got it already.

00:42:39Did you have a lot of brothers and sisters maybe?

00:42:40Did you feel like you were.

00:42:41I had one brother.

00:42:42Hmm.

00:42:42You didn't get enough attention?

00:42:43Probably.

00:42:44And so you were like.

00:42:44Was he hot your brother?

00:42:45You wanted like 40 guys?

00:42:46Was he hot?

00:42:46Yeah.

00:42:47I'm not going to say my brother was hot.

00:42:48I'll tell you straight.

00:42:49My sister's a 6.8.

00:42:51My brother's like a nice gentleman.

00:42:55Don't get me aroused.

00:42:57She's got no ass.

00:42:58Her tits are B34.

00:43:05I guarantee you all guys to some degree are like, they don't want to admit it, but there's

00:43:09some kind of curiosity because they're men.

00:43:12Fucking their sister.

00:43:13Well, not even.

00:43:13Did you ever think about fucking your sister while you're having a line?

00:43:15She wasn't hot enough.

00:43:16I'll tell you.

00:43:20Okay.

00:43:20Be honest.

00:43:21Okay.

00:43:21I was with my parents for Christmas, you know, and I always thought my mom was like,

00:43:25Where is this going?

00:43:26You know, whatever.

00:43:27But the amount of DMs, and I thought people were just picking on me.

00:43:29Like Kieran, like, I want to fuck your mom.

00:43:31He storied it.

00:43:32All this and that.

00:43:32Ryan's mom is my next one.

00:43:34I thought he was just joking.

00:43:35But then boom, boom.

00:43:36Your mom, your mom, your mom.

00:43:37There's something about moms though.

00:43:39She's not that hot.

00:43:40No, but they can be.

00:43:41She's not.

00:43:42Like, I think because.

00:43:44Can you guys be honest?

00:43:45Men like mature women.

00:43:46I think because they're just moms, that's what makes them hot.

00:43:48It doesn't necessarily have to be like a really good looking mom.

00:43:50Yeah, someone else feels weird about their own mom.

00:43:52Right.

00:43:52And then they're like, oh, I like moms.

00:43:53Your mom must be fucking hot.

00:43:55She is.

00:43:55Yeah.

00:43:56Yeah.

00:43:57Your dad too?

00:43:57Good looking guy?

00:43:59Not so much.

00:44:00You have the bacon?

00:44:01Not really.

00:44:01I don't know.

00:44:02Maybe he just had a big cock.

00:44:03That's probably why she went for him.

00:44:05Oh.

00:44:05Yeah.

00:44:05She said before.

00:44:06I don't know.

00:44:08Wow.

00:44:08That's a new one.

00:44:11I don't.

00:44:12No one's ever said that about their dad.

00:44:13Oh really?

00:44:14Yeah.

00:44:14Huh?

00:44:15Big cock.

00:44:16We should, we should text him and see.

00:44:21My dad asked me, he said, did you get the panel curse?

00:44:23Oh, oh no.

00:44:25Yeah.

00:44:25No more.

00:44:26The panel.

00:44:26My name, last name panel.

00:44:28He said, did you get the panel curse?

00:44:29Well, as in everyone's got a small dick in your family.

00:44:31Yeah.

00:44:31He said, not everyone, but a lot of them.

00:44:33He's like, not me, of course.

00:44:34But yeah.

00:44:35No, I didn't need it.

00:44:36I said, no dad, I didn't get the curse.

00:44:38He goes, he wanted to see.

00:44:40Did he?

00:44:41He showed him proof.

00:44:42He wanted to know his son didn't get curses.

00:44:43He sent him that video.

00:44:46See, maybe I am fucked for that reason.

00:44:48That does sound a little odd.

00:44:50I don't think so.

00:44:51My mom's seen my OnlyFans.

00:44:52My dad didn't have a big dick, I heard.

00:44:54Your sex tapes?

00:44:55No, I wouldn't show him like videos, but she's seen my OnlyFans.

00:44:58Like what kind of stuff?

00:44:59Like how far content?

00:45:00Well, she can log in because she helps.

00:45:04Oh, she's like on the team.

00:45:05No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:45:07But like for money wise and shit like that.

00:45:10Right, she's on the accounting books team.

00:45:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:12Hey, how rich are you these days?

00:45:14You making a lot?

00:45:15No.

00:45:18Yeah, right.

00:45:18Don't eat, guys.

00:45:20Yeah, guys, I'm making no money.

00:45:23Please help.

00:45:23Send me the money.

00:45:25See, that's what girls need to f*** smart.

00:45:27What is with girls in their Instagram bios?

00:45:300.001%.

00:45:31Yeah, bragging.

00:45:32The f*** is that?

00:45:33I don't know.

00:45:33Oh, so a billion guys chat with you all day and you're not going to give me time a day?

00:45:36That's all I see.

00:45:38I'm poor.

00:45:38You know what?

00:45:39Yeah.

00:45:40People used to go down and it's like, I'm a broke college girl and this is why I started

00:45:44because I just need money to like help with my education.

00:45:46Guys also like the idea of being either a white knight or the idea of making you do something

00:45:49you don't want to do.

00:45:50Yeah, exactly.

00:45:51There it is.

00:45:51That's what I like.

00:45:52There it is.

00:45:52That's what you like.

00:45:53Making a girl do something that she doesn't want to do.

00:45:55No, more like you need me and that power.

00:45:58No, no, no.

00:45:59Making a girl do something she doesn't want to do, but she shamefully gets aroused afterwards.

00:46:02That's what's hot.

00:46:03Yes.

00:46:04Like, oh my God.

00:46:04I liked that.

00:46:05I can't believe I liked that.

00:46:06Yeah.

00:46:07I think that's why I'm so wet just thinking about it.

00:46:11Wow.

00:46:12Who's the best male porn star you've worked with?

00:46:14J-Mac.

00:46:16I really like him.

00:46:17J-Mac, bro.

00:46:18Who is that?

00:46:19J-Mac.

00:46:20I don't know porn stars very well.

00:46:21Keeps to himself.

00:46:22Very quiet.

00:46:22Yeah.

00:46:23He's just like a little high.

00:46:24Good at sex.

00:46:24Yeah.

00:46:25Every girl.

00:46:26There's something a bit more mysterious, I think, because he's a bit more quiet.

00:46:28Like, Karen's fucking in your ear yapping every few seconds.

00:46:31But like, J-Mac's that mysterious, that older guy.

00:46:34Yeah.

00:46:35Fucking J-Mac, man.

00:46:36Every girl says J-Mac.

00:46:37Really?

00:46:38No, I thought everyone says the other guy.

00:46:40Johnny?

00:46:40No.

00:46:41Manuel.

00:46:42Yeah.

00:46:42Manuel.

00:46:43You know what?

00:46:43Levy, I'll say.

00:46:44Oh, no, no.

00:46:45Because he speaks in French and I couldn't fucking understand a word he was saying.

00:46:48Yeah, see, that's what I mean.

00:46:50Like, I don't know what you're going on about.

00:46:54The Brits don't speak any other language, right?

00:46:56No, no, no.

00:46:57We're so uneducated.

00:46:58They don't even speak American English.

00:46:59We're so, like, obnoxious that we're like, we don't have to fucking learn another language.

00:47:03Hey, don't you find Canadians, Brits, and Australians?

00:47:07We're all, we've all got something going on.

00:47:09Yeah.

00:47:09It's because we're all, like, kind and just, like.

00:47:11It's something to do with, we have, we're all under the same, what is it called?

00:47:15The King, Queen shit?

00:47:16Oh, okay, the monarchy.

00:47:18We're all under the monarchy.

00:47:19Yeah, yeah.

00:47:20And then between us, Americans are just different breeds, right?

00:47:23Yeah.

00:47:24Yeah.

00:47:24You know, we don't really, behind your backs, Americans, we kind of shit talk you guys.

00:47:28Yeah, we do, we really do.

00:47:30I mean, I come over here and I'm like, I really need a visa, I want to work here.

00:47:34Yeah, yeah.

00:47:34Behind the back, I'm like, fucking all this place is shit on.

00:47:36Fucking worst people ever, yeah.

00:47:37Yeah.

00:47:37I mean, you know.

00:47:38Crack a joke.

00:47:39I can't say anything because I actually like the UK, but you're from Canada, sir.

00:47:42Yeah.

00:47:43That's all I have to say.

00:47:44What is with that?

00:47:46You guys don't like the word cunt.

00:47:48They get, they're like, oh, she said cunt.

00:47:49Yeah, they're like, whoa.

00:47:50I love the word cunt, so I can't really say anything about that.

00:47:54But yeah, I will not have a Canadian speak ill of me.

00:47:58Be gone, sir.

00:48:00I've heard Canadians are super kind, so what went wrong with you?

00:48:03Am I not cunt?

00:48:04No, I'm joking.

00:48:05No, no, no.

00:48:05There's a difference between people, I feel like Canadians are the ultimate people pleasers,

00:48:08and people pleasers are never kind.

00:48:10I go down 30 minutes.

00:48:12Wow.

00:48:12Yeah.

00:48:13How do you like your pussy eating?

00:48:14Um, soft.

00:48:15My old man.

00:48:16And lots of fingers.

00:48:16Yeah, yeah.

00:48:18Can I tell you something?

00:48:18Okay, I do the trick, you know, both at the same time, but my fingering technique, I need

00:48:23to be up over here, because I need the leverage of my arm to pull, to do the hook properly.

00:48:28So if I'm down here, I lose the muscle in this wrist to do the proper hook.

00:48:32Does that make sense to anyone?

00:48:33Just something inserted.

00:48:34Yeah, you don't necessarily need to be like, oh, just insert it.

00:48:38I really don't like when people try and fucking make you piss yourself.

00:48:41No, I don't.

00:48:42I'm, I'm, I'm, I have it.

00:48:44This actually is more effective than this.

00:48:47Oh, the press on the press?

00:48:48Yeah, that's true.

00:48:49Yeah.

00:48:49I don't know that one.

00:48:50And I'd be doing that DJ shit, like, I really liked it, because I like it hard.

00:48:54Yeah, I like it.

00:48:55Do you want, like, one of them vibrators that you fucking plug into the wall and it's so

00:48:58nauseous?

00:49:00Yeah, so I don't use those because I don't want to desensitize myself.

00:49:03Right.

00:49:04So I typically will, like, not use toys and I'll just be like, I use my hand like this.

00:49:10That's why I'm so good at it.

00:49:11Why don't you show us on your jungle tea, how you like the pressure on your clay.

00:49:16What you like the tongue to do.

00:49:19I'm trying to think about this now.

00:49:20I don't know.

00:49:21I just, like, close my eyes and I don't know what's going on down there.

00:49:23You know what I mean?

00:49:24Yeah.

00:49:24Okay, well, okay.

00:49:25Let me ask you this.

00:49:26You don't like I'm looking up at you like this?

00:49:27No.

00:49:28Oh, you like, uh.

00:49:28They're so ugly when they do that.

00:49:30I'm like, stop.

00:49:30Old man.

00:49:31Old grandad.

00:49:33Every guy thinks, oh, yo, I do this new thing where I look up at her.

00:49:35No, I don't like that.

00:49:36No, good.

00:49:37I actually like looking down.

00:49:38Well, because you don't always like the guy.

00:49:40You don't always are always attracted to him.

00:49:42But if it's your dude that you're attracted to, I like looking down and seeing.

00:49:45No, I don't like that.

00:49:46But looking up.

00:49:46I want to be like close eyes imagining it's someone fit.

00:49:50Someone what?

00:49:50Someone fit.

00:49:51Imagining someone fit.

00:49:53Oh, oh.

00:49:54Because they're ugly.

00:49:55That's amazing.

00:49:55Yeah, yeah.

00:49:57Okay.

00:49:57That's actually probably a kink.

00:49:58Those guys that are listening right now are like, that's so hot.

00:50:00Does fit mean hot in UK or you mean a workout guy?

00:50:03Yeah.

00:50:03Hot, hot, hot.

00:50:04Okay.

00:50:04Yeah.

00:50:04Because you like those guys with the abs and shit?

00:50:07No, no, no.

00:50:07Like the steroid brands?

00:50:08She's just saying like a nice looking dude.

00:50:09Yeah, a nice looking dude.

00:50:10Okay, okay, okay.

00:50:11Me and my ex-boyfriend used to do this thing called, it was like mystery head.

00:50:15And we'd both like go down on each other, but we'd put a blanket over like so and we

00:50:19wouldn't talk to each other or anything like that.

00:50:20So like you could put on porn and then like imagine whoever you wanted.

00:50:24That's right.

00:50:24It was great.

00:50:25That's actually really hard.

00:50:25Because then it's like you can sleep with other people then and like.

00:50:28Well, okay.

00:50:29I have a couple.

00:50:30They do VR, but they hook it to the TV and then they imitate what's going on on the TV.

00:50:35I love that.

00:50:36That's really nice.

00:50:37Now you're fucking every porn star.

00:50:38I love that.

00:50:38And then it's like, just like real life porn.

00:50:41Yeah.

00:50:41And then that's just sex.

00:50:43Yeah.

00:50:43I feel like it could damage your brain though to do that a lot.

00:50:47I had to throw my VR set out.

00:50:48Oh really?

00:50:49It was bad.

00:50:49Yeah.

00:50:50I was fucking, it's so realistic.

00:50:51Because sex, a lot of it, what really gets me off about sex is intimacy most.

00:50:55I am a freak and I like a lot of, what the hell's wrong with you, sir?

00:50:58Oh my God.

00:51:00I like a lot of weird shit too, but like that's like the side kink, you know?

00:51:05Like, but for the most part, I want to like connect.

00:51:07And if somebody watches porn too much, then they stop being able to connect.

00:51:10So true.

00:51:11Like, I don't like different types of sex.

00:51:12I am not always a gang bang, like every single night.

00:51:15It's like, I also do like intimate sex.

00:51:17You know what, if I'm dating you and you're telling me,

00:51:20you mind just putting this bag over your head so I can pretend someone else, I'm offended.

00:51:24No, but you're fit.

00:51:26Most of the guys I've tracked aren't.

00:51:27Okay.

00:51:28Was your ex hot?

00:51:30Yeah, he was.

00:51:30He was, but I mean, just like, you know, you've been together a while and like,

00:51:33we just like to.

00:51:34So how did you, so you break up with him, then you started doing this?

00:51:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:38So all his friends are kind of being like, bro, like your fucking ex, bro.

00:51:42I don't know, because I don't talk to him anymore.

00:51:44I bet you every day your name gets brought up 42 times.

00:51:48I hope so.

00:51:48His whole life is your, he's your ex.

00:51:50Especially right now, because you just did your whole thing.

00:51:53He actually texts me like, congrats on your hundred.

00:51:57Oh, yeah.

00:51:58I appreciate it, yeah.

00:51:58Oh, that's nice.

00:51:59Well, he knew I was like striving for this.

00:52:00Okay.

00:52:01Yeah, yeah.

00:52:01Supportive.

00:52:02We like a supportive king.

00:52:03So he didn't want to hold you back?

00:52:05No, no, no.

00:52:06He knew I was like, I really always wanted to get into this, so.

00:52:09What do you call this?

00:52:10Like porn in the industry, sorry.

00:52:11Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:12So is that your ultimate, like, what's your ultimate, like, thing?

00:52:15Like, you want to be the biggest porn star?

00:52:16You want to be like Angela White?

00:52:17Yeah, I want to be like a legend in the industry.

00:52:18You're going to be the biggest of all time.

00:52:20No.

00:52:21If you don't stop, I'm scared.

00:52:22A billionaire celebrity, someone's going to steal you.

00:52:24I know it.

00:52:25I'm calling it now.

00:52:26Thing is, though, I've never been into sleeping with, like, celebrities or, like, billionaires.

00:52:30I don't care about someone's status.

00:52:32Okay.

00:52:32I'm not into the, like, I need to fuck a football or anything like that.

00:52:35Well, that's not going to get, yeah, because you're more into your own status rather than

00:52:38someone else's, correct?

00:52:39Yeah, I'm just, I don't know.

00:52:40They're also, they've always got, like, the worst ego.

00:52:43Yeah.

00:52:43They always fuck really shitly because, like, they can get anyone.

00:52:46Right, yeah, they don't figure it properly.

00:52:48Yeah, and so, like, the guys who haven't fucked in a while, like, they're so enthusiastic.

00:52:52Yeah, that is true, and I think, also, the humanitarian thing that you're doing is what,

00:52:58you know, draws you to the nicer guys.

00:52:59Right.

00:53:00I'm like Mr. Beast of porn.

00:53:02Yeah.

00:53:04That's good, actually.

00:53:05Mrs. Beast.

00:53:06Okay, base smokes, number one cannabis company, 74 retail stores across California.

00:53:12Okay, it's called Because I Got High.

00:53:13You do drugs?

00:53:14Yes, but no, I don't do weed.

00:53:16No.

00:53:17Okay, that's fine.

00:53:17What do you do?

00:53:17Sorry.

00:53:18I don't really smoke weed, either.

00:53:19No.

00:53:20Weed's crazy.

00:53:20I just think, like, it's so boring.

00:53:22I want to be, like, meh.

00:53:24Yeah, right.

00:53:24Like, I don't want to knock her.

00:53:25I don't want to fucking chill out.

00:53:26So you do, like, molly, 2C, coke, all that kind of mean.

00:53:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:30And she's like, yeah.

00:53:31Yeah.

00:53:32I can't do anything anymore.

00:53:33Okay, best drug to have sex on.

00:53:35Um.

00:53:36Molly.

00:53:36Yeah, of course.

00:53:38Mandy, as we call it.

00:53:39Me?

00:53:40Oh, um, we call it?

00:53:42Mandy.

00:53:42Mandy?

00:53:43Mandy.

00:53:43Yeah, yeah.

00:53:44Oh, there's a new term for it?

00:53:45What do you mean?

00:53:45Like, that, there's a...

00:53:47Mandy, you change the name?

00:53:48No, no, that's like an, I think, an English show.

00:53:50Oh, wow.

00:53:50Or like, MDA.

00:53:51M-D-M-A.

00:53:52Yeah, yeah.

00:53:52That was the OG one.

00:53:53Was it?

00:53:54Now you guys are going Mandy.

00:53:56Mandy.

00:53:56We've always called her Mandy.

00:53:57Mandy.

00:53:58Mandy, she's a good friend.

00:53:59I feel like Molly always makes guys, like, not as hard.

00:54:03And then you're just, and then I want to chew on everything.

00:54:05So I go down.

00:54:05I love sucking dick on Molly.

00:54:07Well, when I was, I'm sober now.

00:54:09But when I was, I'd like to suck dick on Molly.

00:54:11But it was like a chew toy.

00:54:13You know what I mean?

00:54:13Like, it's like, you just want to gnaw on it.

00:54:15Well, the only thing is you're like, your mouth gets so dry.

00:54:18Yeah.

00:54:18Like, you're like shoving your fingers on the throat, trying to get some kind of saliva up.

00:54:22Oh, right.

00:54:22Like.

00:54:23The come down.

00:54:24Sleeping, or after it comes down, like that morning.

00:54:26That's, I feel like the best, like, feeling is the sex when you're coming down in a way.

00:54:31Oh, really?

00:54:31Because I feel like I'm too high.

00:54:32I can't enjoy sex.

00:54:33Usually I'm like crying in bed on the come down, so.

00:54:34Yeah, well, that's what you should be fucking with.

00:54:36I shaved my head, actually.

00:54:36Really?

00:54:37After Coachella, I had blonde hair and fucking lose her.

00:54:39I wanted to feel my sex.

00:54:40Honestly, that's so funny.

00:54:42Honestly, sobriety has been my best sex because I'm able to feel it.

00:54:45Terry was there.

00:54:46Yeah, I think, I think sober sex is way better than any, any drug.

00:54:51Like, like, a bottle of red wine, you know?

00:54:54Yeah, a glass of red wine.

00:54:56You know, a little bit tipsy.

00:54:57Yeah, I don't know.

00:54:58Yeah.

00:54:58I mean, I was high most of my-

00:54:59From the first time.

00:54:59But then I can't, I can't really, if I'm drunk, I can't feel much.

00:55:01Yeah, same.

00:55:02Like, ugh.

00:55:03Right.

00:55:03Just getting like shoved about.

00:55:04The best sex I've ever had is in sobriety.

00:55:06Oh, yeah.

00:55:07Yeah.

00:55:08Keep telling yourself that.

00:55:09Alright, 100%.

00:55:10Whatever helps.

00:55:11Well, when you're doing heroin, you don't have sex.

00:55:15No, I swear to God.

00:55:16That's good.

00:55:16I swear.

00:55:17That's good.

00:55:18That's love.

00:55:18But I was on a lot of, uh, downers like heroin and stuff.

00:55:22So it wasn't like-

00:55:22What does heroin make you feel like?

00:55:23It doesn't make you feel like you want to fuck.

00:55:25I can tell you that much.

00:55:26Do you have to inject that?

00:55:27No, you don't have to.

00:55:28You smoke it.

00:55:29And honestly, that's pretty great.

00:55:31It's the best, right?

00:55:31But it's, it's pretty great for like that first time.

00:55:35And then after that, it never feels the same.

00:55:36Have you ever done heroin?

00:55:37No.

00:55:38No.

00:55:38But I do this thing called-

00:55:39Aspire to.

00:55:40I do Kratom.

00:55:41I'm addicted right now to Kratom.

00:55:42What's that?

00:55:43I'm back.

00:55:44Oh.

00:55:45That's very similar to the opiates.

00:55:46Do you guys all do drugs at your parties?

00:55:48Or is it more just like a sex party?

00:55:49Not really.

00:55:50No, no, no.

00:55:50He came up to me with a bunch of white dust on his nose.

00:55:52He's lying.

00:55:52Not really, not really.

00:55:54I always have little people.

00:55:55Coke, you can't have sex on them.

00:55:57No, I've never done coke actually.

00:55:58Oh really?

00:55:58Yeah.

00:55:59I know.

00:56:00What was that you were snoring?

00:56:01Uh, Toosie.

00:56:02What is that?

00:56:03Yeah, that's good.

00:56:04Yeah, right?

00:56:05So every party I do, I always have, it rhymes as schmidgets, little people.

00:56:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:09Why can you call them midgets?

00:56:11No, no.

00:56:12It's out.

00:56:13It's out.

00:56:14Midgets is out.

00:56:14And those are my people.

00:56:15Why?

00:56:15Those are my people.

00:56:16Do they not like that?

00:56:17They hate it.

00:56:18Oh, it's like the term is little people.

00:56:22Little people.

00:56:22Right.

00:56:23You guys are so, like, easy.

00:56:24I feel like I would rather-

00:56:26That one is the only one that offends me.

00:56:27Because they're my people.

00:56:28Okay.

00:56:29And they've cried to me before, like, people every day-

00:56:32That's the only one that offends you?

00:56:34Oh, the only one.

00:56:35Because I really connected with them.

00:56:37The girls, not the Oompa Loompas.

00:56:39But like the ones that came on the show, Erica.

00:56:41Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're cute.

00:56:43Erica told me straight up, like, bro, I fucking hate LA.

00:56:46Everyone just keeps saying that word to me, like-

00:56:47And she told me what it means.

00:56:49It was this guy that he called-

00:56:51He had all these, like, dwarfism people.

00:56:53But he was a pedophile.

00:56:55And then he started fucking kids.

00:56:57And then he's like, oh, they're midgets.

00:56:58Like, my dwarfisms.

00:57:00So we had a bunch of-

00:57:01There's a whole story to it.

00:57:02Oh, right.

00:57:02Okay.

00:57:03So it's about pedophism.

00:57:05Anyways, yeah.

00:57:06But anyways, I always have them running around

00:57:07giving shrooms and toosie and weed to everyone at the party.

00:57:10Have you ever fucked a little person?

00:57:11No, I would like to.

00:57:12I did.

00:57:12I think that would be great.

00:57:13You did?

00:57:14Yes, I did.

00:57:14No way.

00:57:16Little person.

00:57:17And she's proportionate.

00:57:18She?

00:57:18Yeah, I harpooned her with a dildo.

00:57:21Wow.

00:57:21Well, a strap-on.

00:57:22That's so hot, because you could pick them up and fuck them.

00:57:24Or standing a blowjob.

00:57:26So she's the world's smallest stripper.

00:57:28Yeah, I never thought about them, yeah.

00:57:28And she's proportionate.

00:57:29You just walk over and-

00:57:30Yeah, yeah.

00:57:30You're already at face high.

00:57:32You're not fun?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34I did see someone fuck a midget-

00:57:36or little person.

00:57:38Guy.

00:57:39Yes.

00:57:40A guy, and it was pretty interesting.

00:57:43You know, he had a cute face.

00:57:44You know, he had a big dick because he was-

00:57:46Big ass always.

00:57:47Yeah.

00:57:48Well, it depends.

00:57:48Yeah.

00:57:49So there's different types of dwarfism.

00:57:51So I guess some of the little people have like the big ass, the big dick, everything.

00:57:55And then some are proportionate.

00:57:56They all have big dick?

00:57:56Yeah, they have big dicks, yeah.

00:57:58Not if they're proportionate.

00:57:59Oh, right.

00:57:59If they're proportionate.

00:58:00Small hands, small feet, small everything.

00:58:02Right.

00:58:03I bet you best get on the big dick ones.

00:58:05Yeah, the-

00:58:06What about fat?

00:58:07Do you mind fat guys?

00:58:08Yeah, I've fucked a load of fat guys.

00:58:10What's the fattest?

00:58:10A load of fat guys.

00:58:11That's a-

00:58:13I don't know how you want me to measure this.

00:58:16Probably like-

00:58:17What's the measurement in Britain for fat?

00:58:18It's funny fucking fat guy though.

00:58:19Oh, you guys do kilograms, right?

00:58:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:21Let me get the calculator.

00:58:22You get on top and it's like, especially if they got a small dick, it's really, it's

00:58:26really funny to ride them because you're kind of like bouncing on their belly.

00:58:29Like a waterfack?

00:58:30Yeah, yeah, like a waterbed.

00:58:32Yeah.

00:58:34But doesn't that feel good on your clit?

00:58:37Not really.

00:58:37I think he had a small dick.

00:58:38So like at that point, I was just like, I can't really feel much going on here.

00:58:41Yeah.

00:58:41Okay, best way to make you cum?

00:58:44Probably finger-oaming.

00:58:45Okay, inside?

00:58:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:47Baby, baby.

00:58:48They call me magic hands, Ryan.

00:58:51Right.

00:58:52Yeah, but you say you can't even like finger if you're licking pussy.

00:58:56No, I just, I can.

00:58:57You can.

00:58:58But for my ultimate, for what everyone's talking about, for the show, I need to do it up there.

00:59:04Are you a soft person, or are you like, oh yeah.

00:59:06I hate them like big vibrators.

00:59:08They always like bring them onto the porn set as well and you're like, oh dude, like you're

00:59:11about to fucking like buzz my clit off.

00:59:15I think it also starts with how you masturbate growing up because I started doing the crazy

00:59:20movement and then it made it to where like I'm mentally there every time.

00:59:24See, I can't, I only started masturbating when I was 18, so I feel like maybe that's why.

00:59:29That's why.

00:59:30Yeah.

00:59:30Really?

00:59:31Yeah, yeah.

00:59:31So you probably started slow.

00:59:32Virginity too?

00:59:34Virginity 17.

00:59:36Same.

00:59:37You started, you lost your virginity before you masturbated?

00:59:39Yeah.

00:59:40Interesting.

00:59:40High school, right?

00:59:41Grad year?

00:59:43College.

00:59:44No way, you graduated high school virgin.

00:59:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:47See, that's why you're like this.

00:59:49I'm catching up for last time.

00:59:50Yeah.

00:59:51Why, why did you wait so long?

00:59:53You know what?

00:59:53I just, um, I was a bit of a virgin back then.

00:59:56Huh?

00:59:56Like just a bit of a loser.

00:59:57That's what it is.

00:59:58Just a bit of a loser.

00:59:58Yeah.

00:59:59You were sheltered maybe.

01:00:00Yeah.

01:00:00But I really wanted a boyfriend before I had sex.

01:00:03And then when I had a boyfriend, I was like, this is fucking awesome.

01:00:05I need to fuck everyone.

01:00:06Ah, cool.

01:00:06Yeah.

01:00:07Okay.

01:00:08And that boyfriend, was it that guy?

01:00:09The same ex?

01:00:11No, different.

01:00:12Okay.

01:00:13Different.

01:00:13Yeah, because some people-

01:00:14How come you waited to just wish you were a loser as well?

01:00:16Yeah, because I know I couldn't get laid.

01:00:18Yeah.

01:00:18I was trying to.

01:00:20I don't know.

01:00:20In my hometown, it was like, only blowjobs were cool.

01:00:24In high school.

01:00:24You're like, people did bits back then.

01:00:26I got a head from 30 girls when I graduated.

01:00:28Yeah.

01:00:28Not one wanted to have sex though.

01:00:29Yeah, it's weird.

01:00:30It's because they're all like-

01:00:30Boyfriend, I gotta do it with my boyfriend.

01:00:32Yeah, I want to stay like a virgin and a good girl.

01:00:33And I didn't want to have a girlfriend.

01:00:34That's fine.

01:00:35I was trying to make someone have sex with me when I was like in sixth grade.

01:00:39Oh my god.

01:00:40And he was scared.

01:00:41He ran.

01:00:44You're like, please fuck me around.

01:00:45I was like, I've seen this done and we're gonna do it.

01:00:48I was like, and then it took me a year.

01:00:51It's like two more years to actually make it happen.

01:00:53Because boys were scared of me.

01:00:54What the fuck?

01:00:54Great, you were fucking-

01:00:55Hmm?

01:00:56That was my first time when I was 14.

01:00:5814 am.

01:00:59That's quite-

01:01:00See, I didn't get my period until late as well.

01:01:02I did two guys the night I lost my virginity.

01:01:05Really?

01:01:06Well, the morning after.

01:01:07One in each hole or just like-

01:01:08No, yeah.

01:01:08One in the mouth, one in the pussy.

01:01:10Wow.

01:01:10But I didn't really-

01:01:11You did a threesome?

01:01:12Yeah.

01:01:13For your first time?

01:01:14No, the second time.

01:01:15That's crazy.

01:01:16So the one guy was the guy I was like in love with.

01:01:20And I wanted to like, you know, I want to lose my virginity.

01:01:23Yeah.

01:01:24But then he was such an asshole to me.

01:01:25And it was totally-

01:01:26It's kind of a sad tale.

01:01:27Um, and he was like, oh, I'm only gonna sleep with you again if you fuck my buddy.

01:01:31Oh, so you-

01:01:32And so I was like, okay.

01:01:33What a cool guy.

01:01:34Yeah.

01:01:35He was totally an asshole.

01:01:36He's a loser now.

01:01:36I looked him up.

01:01:37And if you're watching, I think you're a loser.

01:01:39Um, but-

01:01:40You're pretty sick.

01:01:40Yeah.

01:01:41So, and then he told me he didn't think I was a virgin.

01:01:43He's a good friend though.

01:01:44He was, I will say that.

01:01:46You're a great friend.

01:01:47But, um, yeah.

01:01:48That guy, his loser friend fucked Viking Barbie.

01:01:51Yeah.

01:01:51Go.

01:01:51No, he just, he, I think he was a blow job thing, but I remember it kind of fucked me

01:01:56up.

01:01:56And after that, I was like, I'm never going to let a dude make me feel that way again.

01:01:59And then you got into porn.

01:02:00No, uh, yeah.

01:02:01But it was always like, I've always been kind of dumb about it.

01:02:04Yeah.

01:02:04Like I've never, and I've never put them in their place.

01:02:06I kind of switched it up and I've never been with a guy that's like telling me,

01:02:10like kind of treating me like shit ever, like ever since like, you know what I mean?

01:02:15Like I have to be with a worshiper.

01:02:16You have to worship me.

01:02:17I like a one that's like, treats me like shit, but.

01:02:20Yeah.

01:02:20I mean, in bedroom.

01:02:21No, like in real life.

01:02:22Oh no, I don't like that.

01:02:23Piece of shit.

01:02:26You know, Viking, the cool thing about her is everyone in porn is like fucking.

01:02:29She's the only one that no one can fuck.

01:02:31Pretty much.

01:02:31In porn, no.

01:02:32Yeah.

01:02:33What?

01:02:33Why?

01:02:34Well, cause she's with baby boy or guy.

01:02:36I mean, we've, he wants-

01:02:38Yeah, but you guys don't bring in fucking like-

01:02:39Do you fuck her off camera?

01:02:40You don't bring in the porn people really?

01:02:41No.

01:02:42Well, I, he, we fucked Angela White.

01:02:44Oh yeah.

01:02:46She was, she's like a must do though.

01:02:48Yeah, she's a must do.

01:02:49Have you?

01:02:50I haven't, not yet.

01:02:51Hey, so what's your plan with the mainstream?

01:02:53Mainstream.

01:02:54Yeah.

01:02:54I'd love to get more into mainstream.

01:02:56You did a couple of browser scenes, right?

01:02:57Yeah.

01:02:57Uh, yeah.

01:02:59Yeah.

01:02:59I'm signing for them on AVNs and then I've got like Lunar Star.

01:03:03We're doing a day with browsers, a pillow talk browsers day.

01:03:05Love that.

01:03:06So we'll see you.

01:03:06Yeah.

01:03:07Can I, can I, are you doing that thing where you're on like the pod?

01:03:09Yeah.

01:03:10Yeah.

01:03:10Walk around.

01:03:11Yeah.

01:03:12Can I come on?

01:03:12Oh, oh, oh, no, I'm not doing that anymore.

01:03:15They gave it to Kieran.

01:03:15It's called Tea with Lee.

01:03:17What a loser.

01:03:17But I'm doing a day with them with a handheld mic, uh, browsers, day in the life of browsers.

01:03:21Love that.

01:03:22Where I'm with the girls.

01:03:22Oh.

01:03:23So I'll be with you.

01:03:24Amazing.

01:03:24But I'm sure Kieran will have you on Tea with Lee.

01:03:26Yeah.

01:03:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:27Kieran, Kieran loves you.

01:03:28They've got a new podcast as well, haven't they?

01:03:29Yeah, browsers podcast.

01:03:31I know I did the first four episodes and then they did it without me.

01:03:33But it's all good.

01:03:33But they fuck on it.

01:03:34It's all good.

01:03:35It's all good.

01:03:36It's all good.

01:03:36Do you fuck?

01:03:37No.

01:03:38No.

01:03:39No, but the idea was I used to interview them.

01:03:41Yeah, why don't you just tell everyone you're gonna fuck them on here?

01:03:43Yeah, yeah.

01:03:43And then I would interview them and then they would start fucking and get mad and storm off.

01:03:47That was the idea.

01:03:48Why don't you just get into porn at this point?

01:03:50Why don't you just fuck the girls on your podcast now?

01:03:52You know what?

01:03:52Yes!

01:03:53Yeah.

01:03:53I said this the other day.

01:03:55Why don't you fuck the girls on the podcast?

01:03:57Why don't you fuck the girls on the podcast?

01:03:58You want to hear the best line for that answer?

01:04:01Ryan Seacrest doesn't sing.

01:04:02He doesn't want to be a pop star.

01:04:04But you sing every time we go to the porn star.

01:04:07That makes sense.

01:04:08Listen, if I started being a porn star, all this would not work.

01:04:11Now I'm just a little horny fucker.

01:04:13That's what you are already though.

01:04:14Using this to get girls to film her.

01:04:15He likes to be horny in the corner.

01:04:17Yeah, that's kind of.

01:04:18That's hot though.

01:04:19Hey, the first two and a half years I didn't even.

01:04:20Maybe just jack off to everyone else fucking.

01:04:22Yeah, because I've seen people fuck on your podcast before.

01:04:25So you've sat there and fucking watched in the cook chair.

01:04:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:28Cockaroo.

01:04:29Yeah, that's what you should do.

01:04:31Bring guests on and make them fuck in front of you.

01:04:33We do that.

01:04:34Really?

01:04:34We've done that before.

01:04:35Yeah, a lot.

01:04:37But you should make it like a weekly thing.

01:04:40The last time we did it.

01:04:41Yeah, I agree.

01:04:42Last time we did, we had a paralyzed girl.

01:04:44Oh, really?

01:04:44Get fucked by an eight-year-old grandpa.

01:04:45No way.

01:04:46I saw the one with the cancer patient.

01:04:48That was our best.

01:04:49Yeah.

01:04:51See, that's the stuff I love.

01:04:52It just wants my heart and wants my fantasy.

01:04:54Do you want to do a...

01:04:55I would say we should do a hands for the elderly,

01:04:57you know, where I was going to like helping hand like jerk off elderly men.

01:05:00You could be a part of that.

01:05:01Well, I wanted to go to like an old people's home and just like help out.

01:05:04And then as well, like the money you make from the video, you can give to the old people's home.

01:05:08You want to go to like a senior home and jerk them all off?

01:05:10Yeah, I even thought about doing it like Skid Row, going to the homeless.

01:05:13Oh, wow.

01:05:13Fucking the homeless.

01:05:14Then giving money to the homeless.

01:05:15That's some hardcore show.

01:05:17Yeah.

01:05:17So, do they have to shower first?

01:05:20Yeah, that's...

01:05:21Are you serious?

01:05:21No, I'm joking.

01:05:22Okay.

01:05:23Hey, would you want to do a crazy like cancer episode before you leave?

01:05:28Yeah, 100%.

01:05:29Yeah.

01:05:30Let's do it.

01:05:30You can let me, like you can get me to fuck anyone.

01:05:32I don't mind.

01:05:33Really?

01:05:33Yeah, you can pick.

01:05:34Okay, I have all these ideas.

01:05:35That's really like, it's exciting.

01:05:36Yeah.

01:05:37I used to have to pitch them all to Kazumi.

01:05:39Now I could pitch them to you.

01:05:41Okay, good.

01:05:41Go for it.

01:05:42I had this idea for Veterans Day.

01:05:43Where would we fuck?

01:05:44Like World War II survivors on Veterans Day.

01:05:46Right.

01:05:47I thought that would be a good one.

01:05:48Yes, yeah, I love that.

01:05:49Exactly.

01:05:50They're like a hundred, you know, thank you for your service.

01:05:52Oh my God, because I was trying to fuck a hundred year old.

01:05:54You know, you've been killed Nazis.

01:05:55Yeah, how do you find a hundred year old?

01:05:56Yeah, it's pretty hard.

01:05:57Yeah.

01:05:58Is it?

01:05:58Yeah.

01:05:59Trust me, yeah.

01:05:59I don't even know a hundred year old.

01:06:00You know, people that were in Vietnam, they just got their purple hearts.

01:06:02Yeah.

01:06:03The ceremony was two weeks ago.

01:06:03Well, you could sit on a hundred year old's face.

01:06:05I'm sure there's a ton of them that would let you do it.

01:06:06I don't want to like surf it.

01:06:07I want to do blind eyes.

01:06:08I want to do the way to go.

01:06:10I want blind and deaf.

01:06:12Yes.

01:06:12Then I want to prank him when Liam gets in, sucks his dick, he has no idea.

01:06:15I have all these ideas.

01:06:16I just know you'd be good at sucking dick as well.

01:06:21Are you going to have sex?

01:06:22She said you can get her to fuck anyone.

01:06:24That means you could be in there.

01:06:25Yeah.

01:06:26Why don't you just blindfold me and like, then you can let anyone fuck me.

01:06:29Now you're just turning me on.

01:06:32Lily, how about me and you, AVN?

01:06:33Yeah.

01:06:34What, fuck?

01:06:34Yeah.

01:06:35Yeah, definitely.

01:06:35As long as you're tested.

01:06:36All right.

01:06:37Sound.

01:06:37Look at that.

01:06:38What an episode.

01:06:39Or if you put your semen in a jar for over a week.

01:06:41Yeah.

01:06:42I just show up at the door.

01:06:43You do have to do that though.

01:06:44That's in the rules of fucking me.

01:06:46You have to submit your semen.

01:06:48I don't want to nut.

01:06:49I want to do like you said, in the mouth you spit it.

01:06:51I don't want to come in the jar.

01:06:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:52No, we can do that.

01:06:53That really kills the vibe.

01:06:54Yeah.

01:06:54You know?

01:06:55Coming in a jar.

01:06:56Yeah.

01:06:56I'm a big facial girl as well, so I can kind of like scoop it off.

01:06:58Yeah, the scoop is good for me.

01:07:00Yeah.

01:07:01Even coming from missionary on the stuff like here.

01:07:04Yeah.

01:07:05You don't like coming on the pussy.

01:07:07Because that's kind of hot.

01:07:08Like on it.

01:07:09It doesn't feel near as good as when.

01:07:10It's not about feeling.

01:07:11It's like a hot thing though.

01:07:12Over there.

01:07:13Yeah.

01:07:13Well, you can pick it up and put it in your mouth.

01:07:15The best feeling is missionary.

01:07:17Well, you could use your hands too.

01:07:18Missionary cream pie as well.

01:07:19Really?

01:07:19Because you're doing it at your pace how you want.

01:07:21You sound like a virgin saying that.

01:07:22Wait, wouldn't it be hot if the guy came on your pussy and then used it to finger you?

01:07:26Yeah.

01:07:26I like a bit of that.

01:07:27And then we fuck again.

01:07:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:29That defeats the whole purpose of pulling out.

01:07:31Thinking outside the box.

01:07:32That is shoving it back in.

01:07:33I didn't know what I did.

01:07:34I did like a cream pie gangbang.

01:07:36So there's like 40 guys and they all came inside me,

01:07:39but they're all fucking each other's cum and shit like that.

01:07:41You did that?

01:07:42And it was so much cum.

01:07:43Yeah, yeah.

01:07:43It was like dripping out and shit like that.

01:07:45That was really hot because it was really filling me up.

01:07:47That's what I was thinking.

01:07:47I was like, I don't want it to be clean after the first guy.

01:07:49I want everybody to be compiling.

01:07:51Well, they're using other guys' cum as lube basically.

01:07:54That's hot.

01:07:55This is the shit I read in my books.

01:07:57You like them like really smutty books.

01:07:59Yeah.

01:07:59I resisted asking the most cliche question like,

01:08:02oh, who wants to be last, right?

01:08:04Same joke every now.

01:08:06Last is best.

01:08:06It's the wettest and it's probably the tightest from how fluffy it is.

01:08:09But now that you brought up the cum part.

01:08:11Pumped.

01:08:12Yeah.

01:08:12Pardon.

01:08:13Okay.

01:08:13Here's a reverse question.

01:08:15Sorry.

01:08:15Obviously, everyone wants to be faster of the line, whatever.

01:08:18But do some sickos want to use all the cum from the other guys?

01:08:23Of course.

01:08:24Number 100 asked to go number 100 and he licked me out.

01:08:27There you go.

01:08:27That is awesome.

01:08:28There you go.

01:08:30See, reverse question.

01:08:31As well, people don't fucking sleep on number last because you get the most amount of time

01:08:36because you've not got a fucking geezer behind you going, hurry up.

01:08:39Yeah, right.

01:08:4099 is the worst.

01:08:41If you're a 100 person gangbang, don't sleep on being last.

01:08:43You hear that?

01:08:43Yeah.

01:08:44Of course.

01:08:45Yeah.

01:08:45Don't sleep on going number 1,000.

01:08:47But you do no cream pie roll.

01:08:49Wait, what did the guy look like?

01:08:50No?

01:08:51Can I?

01:08:51I think you've got to implement no cream pie because-

01:08:54What's the fun in that?

01:08:55It's just courteous.

01:08:56Do you ever get like-

01:08:57No, but if you ask all the guys and you're like, right, we're doing cream pie gangbang,

01:09:01they fucking, they're the dirty bastards that love it.

01:09:04You know what I mean?

01:09:04Like, this is what they've signed up for.

01:09:06Okay.

01:09:06Do you ever get like bacterial infections from that many cum loads?

01:09:09I feel like I would be so fucked up.

01:09:12Yeah, I don't think I have.

01:09:14Funny enough, I've never got like an STI from doing all these gangbangs either,

01:09:17which is really surprising.

01:09:18But sometimes if I do a big one, I'll take antibiotics the day I'm doing it.

01:09:21Oh, that's a clever one.

01:09:22Oh, that's a good one.

01:09:23Yeah, that's clever.

01:09:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:24You know what guys?

01:09:25I had high expectations for this episode.

01:09:27We fucking passed them, eh?

01:09:29I'm glad you enjoyed it.

01:09:30What an episode.

01:09:31You got to-

01:09:32And then we all fuck.

01:09:33Wow.

01:09:35Wow.

01:09:36I'm going to get my strap on and bang everyone in this room.

01:09:38Viking, you delivered again.

01:09:40You know what?

01:09:40Might have been Viking's best work tonight, eh?

01:09:42You have some great stories to be able to do this podcast.

01:09:45Yeah, this might have been your best work.

01:09:46Lily's constantly off different stories.

01:09:48You know, it was inspiring.

01:09:49Lily, one of my favorite guests of all time.

01:09:51What an episode.

01:09:52What a way to kick off 2025.

01:09:54Hey, are you up for awards at EVN?

01:09:56I am.

01:09:56What are you up for?

01:09:57Fave Female Creator.

01:09:59That's the big one.

01:10:00I think so.

01:10:01That's the second biggest award I'd say.

01:10:02I think I was nominated for that two years ago.

01:10:05Female Creator?

01:10:06Yeah, I almost won by like, and then Amaranth got it.

01:10:08Yeah.

01:10:10Yeah.

01:10:10I think you'll win.

01:10:11It was a big one.

01:10:12You're going to win.

01:10:13Yo, the category was stacked.

01:10:14You know who it was?

01:10:15Who?

01:10:16You, Kazumi, Sky Bree, Amaranth.

01:10:18On what?

01:10:19For the Best Female Creator.

01:10:20Win.

01:10:20Yeah, that's the thing.

01:10:21Two years ago.

01:10:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:22Stacked.

01:10:23Yeah.

01:10:23I remember when they said the nominations were all like, oh.

01:10:26Yeah, that was like, it was so close.

01:10:28It was like the 2016 Oscars.

01:10:29I was like, oh, Amaranth's pretty big, like, with view-wise, you know?

01:10:32Are you guys going to the awards?

01:10:34Yeah.

01:10:34Both of you.

01:10:35Yeah, yeah, you?

01:10:36I'm not.

01:10:36Yeah.

01:10:37Would you like to be my date, Lily?

01:10:38Well, I haven't got a date, so I've got to have you then.

01:10:42No other option.

01:10:45I would love to.

01:10:45All right.

01:10:47What a show.

01:10:49Okay, Lily Phillips, tell them where to find you, all your stuff.

01:10:53Lily Phillips.

01:10:54One L on Lily, by the way.

01:10:56Yes, one L. I'm lazy, so.

01:10:58On both?

01:10:59Both Phillips and Lily?

01:11:00Phillips, two Ps, right?

01:11:01Phillips, two Ls.

01:11:02Might want to spell that out.

01:11:03And two Ps.

01:11:04And two Ps.

01:11:04I mean, it's my actual real name, so.

01:11:07Oh, just like Angela White.

01:11:08Yeah.

01:11:09You guys can get meta verified.

01:11:11Yeah.

01:11:11Maybe we'll be the next Angela, you know?

01:11:14You get a blue check for 10 bucks a month and stalkers.

01:11:16Yeah, I want to be in the game time in my 40s like her.

01:11:19Wow.

01:11:20Good for you.

01:11:21And then Kaylee Swanson.

01:11:22Real name?

01:11:23That's my real name.

01:11:24Is that, is your, is your real name even your real name?

01:11:26Yes, it is.

01:11:27Okay.

01:11:28Yeah.

01:11:28I couldn't really hide it because my dad was.

01:11:29I'm the best if you're Viking Bobby.

01:11:30Right.

01:11:31My dad was famous, so it kind of showed up on Google anyways.

01:11:34Plus, I had already started my side account, like my personal account, so it was too late.

01:11:38I just was like, whatever.

01:11:39Nice.

01:11:40There it is.

01:11:40What up, son?

01:11:41See you next week.

01:11:42Thanks for having me.

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