ONE NIGHT IN VEGAS WITH WORLD’S TOP ADULT STARS & PILLOW TALK

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00:00:00Ryan took choke me to a whole new level. When I say choke, I mean strangling his cock with his dick pump. It's a f***ing crap.

00:00:08Welcome to the best monthly live comedy sex podcast in the world. In front of a sold-out Hollywood crowd.

00:00:16This is...

00:00:18Dirty Little Secret.

00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, we have some good news. Pillow Talk just re-signed with our favorite brand in the world, Jerkman.

00:00:26We love them. We love the people that run the company, but most of all, we love the girls.

00:00:30This company has a million categories. I, you know, I just got back from Medellin.

00:00:34I love my Colombian girls with booties. I type it in. Category, category, category.

00:00:38I fall in love every f***ing night. Jerkman's where you want to be. Use the code Pillow Talk.

00:00:42You get $10 free. All you do is type Pillow Talk in. Give you $10. Go play around.

00:00:47I suggest going in the private rooms. Get some one-on-one time.

00:00:50And look, it's not about you can't get... I get ladies. I like the girls on the campsite.

00:00:55They're nicer. American girls, a little trickier to hang out with.

00:00:58Go on, Jerkmate. $10 free one more time. Code Pillow Talk.

00:01:01But before that, let's get to Pillow Talk.

00:01:03Hello. Hello, everybody.

00:01:07Welcome to the third ever Dirty Little Secret.

00:01:11We're so excited for everyone to be here.

00:01:13I see so many familiar faces.

00:01:15And we are going to have a great time tonight.

00:01:17We want to wish everybody a nice and safe week here at AVN.

00:01:26And best of luck to all the nominees.

00:01:28We would like to thank Mungie Tilk, Jerkmate, Fansly, Sex.com, Brazzers,

00:01:34and everybody for just coming out and showing support.

00:01:36So thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

00:01:38Let's just get things started. We're going to have so much fun tonight.

00:01:41I'm your first lady from Pillow Talk, Liam Riley.

00:01:43And if everybody could just take one second to stand on up

00:01:49and start to give a round of applause

00:01:51for the host of Pillow Talk and Dirty Little Secret, Ryan Poundell.

00:02:01Give it up for Liam Riley.

00:02:05What a superstar.

00:02:07Did you know that Liam has done 50 gay scenes?

00:02:10He's gotten fucked in the ass 47 times on camera.

00:02:15And he was the top three times.

00:02:19And he rejected Ryan Reid, who tried to fuck him this summer.

00:02:23And he fingered Nicole Safir.

00:02:25Nicole!

00:02:26Liam ate your pussy in the hot tub.

00:02:29True story.

00:02:30A lot of superstars tonight. Thanks for coming.

00:02:32Look who's here.

00:02:33Brazzers is in the building.

00:02:36Brazzers!

00:02:36No one can fucking be Brazzers.

00:02:39Sex.com is here.

00:02:40Alex Goichman, OnlyFans, is in the building.

00:02:43Yeah.

00:02:45If you don't like him, you pretend you do.

00:02:47He can fuck your life up.

00:02:49If any of us piss him off, we're fucked.

00:02:52One switch, we're fucked.

00:02:54We all need jobs.

00:02:56That guy controls us.

00:02:58Alex, we love you, bro.

00:02:59We love you, Alex.

00:03:01We're not worthy, Alex.

00:03:03We need you, Alex.

00:03:05We got Cartas DMCA team.

00:03:09They take shit down.

00:03:10Ricky's room in the building.

00:03:14What a superstar.

00:03:15Just had a baby boy.

00:03:17Everyone's up for awards.

00:03:18Oh, Abela Danger's here.

00:03:20Where's Abela?

00:03:21She's going to win best ass eight times in a row.

00:03:23Eight times she's won it.

00:03:25Doesn't care.

00:03:26Wants to go to law school.

00:03:28Wants to get Luigi out.

00:03:29That's all she fucking wants to do.

00:03:32Pillow Talk.

00:03:33Pillow Talk is up for best podcast.

00:03:38If Plug Talk wins again, I'm going to have to fuck Jason Love.

00:03:43Great dick on the guy.

00:03:44Kazumi, you got to stop fucking that guy.

00:03:45Your boyfriend's getting pissed.

00:03:47Every day.

00:03:48Every day.

00:03:48Oh, you know who's here?

00:03:49Marshawn Lynch.

00:03:50Did you guys see that?

00:03:52Marshawn Lynch.

00:03:53I tried to take a picture of him.

00:03:54He said, don't fucking touch me, bro.

00:03:56Swear to God.

00:03:57Thanks for coming, man.

00:03:58All right.

00:03:59Anyways, let's get the show going.

00:04:00So people come up.

00:04:01They have two minutes to tell their best sex story.

00:04:03Hey, cue that thing.

00:04:05Oh, let's hear it for DJ Siren.

00:04:06Look how hot.

00:04:09Refuses to get an OnlyFans.

00:04:11Wants to make it in music.

00:04:13Good for you.

00:04:15Good for you.

00:04:16She's going to cave.

00:04:17She's going to cave.

00:04:18Okay, play the sound.

00:04:19So they have two minutes.

00:04:20Once they hit two minutes,

00:04:21another DJ,

00:04:22Aqua Marina

00:04:23is going to play it.

00:04:25Yeah, make it for Aqua Marina.

00:04:28Hads on OnlyFans.

00:04:29Just do both.

00:04:31They all have other shit going on.

00:04:33Kaylee Gunner is going to be in a horror movie.

00:04:35Other shit going on.

00:04:37Kaylee Gunner.

00:04:38Kaylee Gunner.

00:04:39Actually, Kaylee Gunner,

00:04:42I don't know if you guys know,

00:04:43we have a scene on Pornhub.

00:04:46It's POV.

00:04:47It's POV.

00:04:48She put it on OnlyFans.

00:04:49I said, ghost tag.

00:04:51Don't tell anyone it's me.

00:04:52She ghost tagged Alex Jones.

00:04:54And everyone's like,

00:04:55that's not Alex Jones.

00:04:58Did my best.

00:04:59Anyways, okay.

00:05:00So yeah, play the sound

00:05:01when it gets two minutes.

00:05:03Dirty little secret.

00:05:04There it is.

00:05:05Now let's introduce

00:05:05the superstar judges.

00:05:07Everyone,

00:05:07let's have a good fucking night.

00:05:09First up,

00:05:10make some noise

00:05:11for Cherie DeVille.

00:05:21And next up,

00:05:22you know this man.

00:05:23He shot the most scenes in history.

00:05:25He has the million dollar dick.

00:05:26We call him sir.

00:05:28He's been knighted by the queen.

00:05:29Give it up

00:05:30for sir

00:05:30Kirin Lee.

00:05:31Funny, that's funny.

00:05:39That's funny.

00:05:40And last up,

00:05:42she's the hottest Latina

00:05:43to ever fucking Latina.

00:05:45Give it up

00:05:46for Luna Star.

00:05:47Cherie, how are we, baby?

00:06:06Ryan, I wish I could look

00:06:07at your cock right now.

00:06:11Thanks, mom.

00:06:11Kirin, how are you doing?

00:06:16Ryan Parnall,

00:06:17the white dread.

00:06:19Oh, thank you.

00:06:20That's a nice one, yeah?

00:06:21That's a really nice thing

00:06:22to say.

00:06:22Just a lot of herpes.

00:06:25Ryan.

00:06:26Earmuffs, earmuffs.

00:06:27Will you let me spit

00:06:27in your mouth?

00:06:29You know I have a spit phobia.

00:06:31I know,

00:06:31that's why I said it.

00:06:33You actually want to?

00:06:34Maybe.

00:06:34Right now?

00:06:35No, no, no.

00:06:36All right.

00:06:36Go spit in it.

00:06:37Maybe at the end of the night.

00:06:38I puke him for spit.

00:06:39All right.

00:06:40Let's get the show started.

00:06:41Everyone ready?

00:06:41First up,

00:06:42we have the comedian

00:06:44hosting the AVN Awards,

00:06:46Steph Tolav.

00:06:47Woo!

00:06:48Thank you for springing

00:06:50for a fucking light.

00:06:51What the hell is this?

00:06:53Not one fucking ring light?

00:06:54This cheap piece of shit.

00:06:55Look at this fucking guy.

00:06:57It's a fucking makeup mirror.

00:06:58This is insane.

00:07:01You're in porn?

00:07:02Yep.

00:07:02You look like a fucking

00:07:03cruise ship magician.

00:07:04I had no idea you did porn.

00:07:06How are you?

00:07:07Thank you for having me.

00:07:08Okay, this is fun.

00:07:09How are we?

00:07:10I got the saggiest tits in here.

00:07:12Feels good.

00:07:14I'm the only woman

00:07:15with nipple hair in here.

00:07:16I can't believe it.

00:07:17None of you.

00:07:18Got a couple stragglers

00:07:19under these tits, huh?

00:07:20A couple loosey-gooseys.

00:07:22I have two full sets

00:07:24of lashes under both my tits.

00:07:25Janice of the Muppets

00:07:26is blinking.

00:07:27Holy shit,

00:07:27look at those things.

00:07:28Okay.

00:07:30I was fucking a guy.

00:07:32Shocker,

00:07:32I am straight.

00:07:33It is alarming.

00:07:35I see it here myself.

00:07:38I was fucking a man

00:07:39and he wanted it.

00:07:41He did.

00:07:44I begged him.

00:07:45I was like,

00:07:45ah, please.

00:07:46No, it was fucking him.

00:07:47It was consensual.

00:07:48And this cat scampered in the room

00:07:49and we keep going

00:07:51and then the cat starts to watch.

00:07:52I'm like, okay,

00:07:53pervert cat.

00:07:53That's fine.

00:07:54Keep going.

00:07:54It's fine.

00:07:54But then the cat started to puke.

00:07:59Now, I'm not sure

00:08:00if you've ever heard

00:08:01a cat puke before,

00:08:03but whatever's in there

00:08:04doesn't want to come out

00:08:05for a really long time.

00:08:07So we're fucking

00:08:08and the cat's like,

00:08:09bleh, bleh, bleh.

00:08:11I'm like, okay, okay.

00:08:12Focus up.

00:08:13Let's get through this.

00:08:15But then the cat's puking

00:08:16and our thrust chimed in

00:08:17at the same time.

00:08:18So it's like,

00:08:19bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.

00:08:21We actually all came together.

00:08:23It was quite nice.

00:08:25One solid clean up.

00:08:26It was quite nice.

00:08:28Hey, give it up

00:08:28for Steph Tola, baby.

00:08:31This is great.

00:08:32Hosting the AVN Awards.

00:08:33I'm hosting it.

00:08:34Please, please come.

00:08:35It's you and Blake Blossom?

00:08:36Yes.

00:08:37How many do you think

00:08:38are going to jerk off to you

00:08:38instead of Blake Blossom?

00:08:39Not one person.

00:08:40Nobody!

00:08:41If you jerk off to me,

00:08:42something's violently wrong with you.

00:08:45If you jerk off to me,

00:08:46you really like fucking Penguin

00:08:48from the Batman.

00:08:48So something's very wrong with you.

00:08:51You're very sick.

00:08:52You're very sick.

00:08:55Laugh at that.

00:08:56That was funny, asshole.

00:08:57It was very funny.

00:08:58What the fuck's your problem?

00:08:59I'm just jealous of your nose.

00:09:00It's bigger than my cock.

00:09:01I should be.

00:09:02It really should be.

00:09:04I'll fuck anybody.

00:09:05I'll give everyone a fucking...

00:09:06They'll come harder than

00:09:07with my nose and with your cock,

00:09:09for sure.

00:09:09Spit it out.

00:09:10It's hard, too.

00:09:11How hard is yours again?

00:09:12This hard?

00:09:13This is cartilage.

00:09:13A little bit bigger.

00:09:14I didn't have to pump

00:09:14a fucking needle in this fucker.

00:09:16This is just hard.

00:09:17Listen.

00:09:18Sorry.

00:09:19Sorry.

00:09:21Naturally hard.

00:09:22Sorry.

00:09:24I wouldn't want to share

00:09:25a line of coke with you.

00:09:26That's all.

00:09:27Please.

00:09:27I'll hog the whole thing.

00:09:28Please don't let me near it.

00:09:31You guys want to fuck or what?

00:09:33We can't.

00:09:33Hate fuck.

00:09:34Yeah, hate fuck.

00:09:34Oh, yeah.

00:09:36With the cap.

00:09:37Hey, I've seen it.

00:09:38Kieran fucks the good ones,

00:09:40but he fucks the bad ones, too.

00:09:41Exactly.

00:09:42I've seen.

00:09:44Steph, I love you.

00:09:44Give you a ten.

00:09:45Bye.

00:09:45Give you a ten.

00:09:46No, we all score you.

00:09:47We all score you.

00:09:48Okay.

00:09:49Bizarre.

00:09:50Okay.

00:09:51I definitely give you a ten.

00:09:52My God.

00:09:53Okay.

00:09:54He's not going to

00:09:55because he's pissed off

00:09:55that I said he's a cruiser musician.

00:09:56No, no, no.

00:09:56Listen, charity work.

00:09:58Let's hope you're better at AVN

00:10:00because it's a bit shitty.

00:10:01I'm going to give her a four.

00:10:03Four?

00:10:04Yeah, yeah.

00:10:05I'm going to go fucking Yelp

00:10:06review all your fucking horrible porn videos.

00:10:08This is a nightmare.

00:10:09Everyone else does.

00:10:10You insane?

00:10:13I obviously give you a ten out of ten

00:10:15because the nipple hairs have got me going.

00:10:20Fuck you.

00:10:21I love the rest of you.

00:10:22Okay, bye.

00:10:23Steph Kolev.

00:10:24Rock Stewart.

00:10:26Hey, I just got a text from Liam,

00:10:28little Liam,

00:10:29little gay boy,

00:10:30and he said your ex-girlfriend,

00:10:32Kaylee Gunner,

00:10:32wants to come up and congratulate you.

00:10:34So, Kaylee, come on up.

00:10:36That's nice.

00:10:37That's nice.

00:10:38I'm good.

00:10:39I'm good.

00:10:40I'm good.

00:10:41I'm good.

00:10:42Are you competing,

00:10:43or are you just saying a few words?

00:10:47It'll only take a second, Ryan.

00:10:50Hello, you sexy motherfuckers.

00:10:52She's gone.

00:10:54Go, maybe in the hand.

00:10:56Hello, everybody.

00:10:58Can I get a round of applause?

00:10:59Thank you all for being here tonight to support such a great cause.

00:11:06Together, we are all doing our part to save the ocean from all the plastic in this room

00:11:11tonight.

00:11:12Ryan Pound.

00:11:13Ryan Pound, everybody.

00:11:16Ryan Pound, everybody.

00:11:17Can we give it up?

00:11:17Ryan's podcast has been nominated for avian adult podcast of the year.

00:11:27Yeah.

00:11:28just a white boy from toronto trying to throw diddy parties oh only only he saves the baby

00:11:36oil for the end of his podcast yeah but you know why it takes such hard work and dedication to be

00:11:43nominated for that category i mean it's competitive right yeah especially when ryan looks like a

00:11:51picture of adam 22 that came out of the printer crooked only ryan is the cuck who doesn't whip

00:11:59his dick out but seriously ryan i'm so proud of you and all your success i'm so glad you found

00:12:08something that you're good at because you're a terrible at marrying for a green card oh

00:12:12i will say you were different than all my other exes in the bedroom ryan

00:12:18mm-hmm ryan took choke me to a whole new level and when i say choke i mean strangling his cock with

00:12:26his dick pump it's a fucking crap

00:12:27ryan i know that fucking dread while we were dating is a sensitive topic for you

00:12:34but honestly if we ever have sex again just leave the dick pump on i can take it

00:12:39well shout out to avian for tonight but can we also give a round of applause

00:12:48for ryan's team the amazing

00:12:49still fucked

00:12:57next up we have my bff kazumi

00:13:04hi i'm kazumi i love gangbang so i'm gonna tell you guys a fun gangbang story

00:13:08that was based in vegas many years ago when i wasn't even in porn because i'm a real slut

00:13:14okay so i was in the cosmo quality excuse me can i please finish my fucking story

00:13:23how many guys have you fucked be honest five max five max you haven't even been airtight trust me

00:13:35five guys this week bitch liars how many did you fuck this week

00:13:3950 50 this week yesterday

00:13:42i don't see them

00:13:44i fuck for like six hours a day

00:13:46how many hours do you fuck

00:13:4814

00:13:4914 hours a day i can tell bitch

00:13:51let's have a fuck off

00:13:53i could go fro for fro

00:13:53let's have a fuck off

00:13:54pussy for pussy

00:13:56ass for ass

00:13:57i do dp

00:13:58fuck the fuck

00:13:59i could have five cocks at the same time

00:14:02you can do five cocks i could do 20 000 cocks at the same time

00:14:06hey hey hold on hold on hold on

00:14:07what what do you guys you guys want to fight or some shit we could do it here

00:14:10i kind of want to fuck her

00:14:12make out let's get her make out

00:14:13fight fight her make out

00:14:14do something

00:14:15because i was just yeah come here

00:14:17give something to the people

00:14:19entertain the people

00:14:20i want to fuck off

00:14:22fuck off

00:14:22do something no no no no

00:14:24save for work

00:14:25save for work

00:14:26just give her a peck and move on

00:14:28gangbang till you tie promise you'll tap out first bit

00:14:31fan or performer

00:14:32fan

00:14:33always fan

00:14:34make out make out do something

00:14:35live stream it

00:14:37wow big talk big kiss

00:14:39all right

00:14:40um

00:14:40excuse me

00:14:43um

00:14:43i think i'm in love

00:14:45anyways

00:14:46so i was in the cosmopolitan

00:14:47i was in the marquee right

00:14:48i was dancing with my bitches

00:14:49it was like eight of us

00:14:50this guy comes up

00:14:51comes up to us

00:14:52and is like hey you want a gangbang

00:14:53i'm like duh

00:14:54we pull upstairs

00:14:55and i'm like

00:14:56where did dicks at

00:14:57this bitch comes out

00:14:58she has a strap

00:14:59a basket of strap-on dildos

00:15:00and she's like

00:15:01you're dicks

00:15:02excuse me

00:15:04i'm not dicks

00:15:05they're like

00:15:05yes you are

00:15:06so i put the strap-on on

00:15:07and i'm like

00:15:08oh my god

00:15:08i had a big black dick

00:15:09and you know

00:15:10when you get a strap-on

00:15:11you don't put it in three inches

00:15:12you put it in like

00:15:12the 14 inch one

00:15:13because you're just like

00:15:13oh my god

00:15:14helicopter moment

00:15:15um so anyways

00:15:17a bunch of our guy friends

00:15:18were like

00:15:18hey are you guys good

00:15:19are you guys getting human traffic

00:15:20we were like

00:15:21no pull up

00:15:22we go upstairs

00:15:23um

00:15:23all these guy friends

00:15:25are just partying in the room

00:15:26while we take turns

00:15:26running a train

00:15:27on this guy's asshole

00:15:28he wants to get fucked missionary

00:15:29which

00:15:30i just didn't imagine

00:15:32pegging a guy missionary

00:15:33i felt like

00:15:33that's

00:15:34i guess you could do that

00:15:35but anyways

00:15:36um

00:15:36when i

00:15:37enter him

00:15:38he's like

00:15:39he's also wearing a bra

00:15:40and a wig

00:15:41no

00:15:41no king shaming

00:15:42and anyways

00:15:43as i start fucking his ass

00:15:44he's like

00:15:45i'll never forgive you

00:15:46for hiroshima

00:15:47i'm fucking filipino

00:15:50the end

00:15:51i love you

00:15:57kazumi

00:15:58girl fighting

00:15:59zero out of ten

00:16:00your ass

00:16:01ten out of ten

00:16:02save the story

00:16:03thank you

00:16:03i thought my accent

00:16:06was bad

00:16:07i need subtitles

00:16:09for this girl

00:16:10the only interesting part of it

00:16:11was the little fight

00:16:12um

00:16:13sorry

00:16:13not for me

00:16:14i'm afraid

00:16:14no pegging for kieran

00:16:16no pegging for me

00:16:17uh

00:16:18i'm gonna go five

00:16:19because you were better than pinocchio

00:16:21yummy

00:16:21well kazumi

00:16:25um

00:16:26i got lost in that fight

00:16:27i didn't hear half of your story

00:16:29uh

00:16:30but i do hear

00:16:32that

00:16:32you were fucking him

00:16:35without knowing anything

00:16:36and you mentioned something about

00:16:37something weird stuff

00:16:40we're like accent for accent

00:16:41i have no idea

00:16:42i hope you guys understand me

00:16:43um

00:16:44i don't know

00:16:45i don't like girls fighting

00:16:46so i'm gonna give you a two

00:16:47i'm sorry

00:16:48i got lost in the fight

00:16:49love you kazumi

00:16:51you know what

00:16:51i'm

00:16:52okay

00:16:52lily phillips is new on the scene

00:16:54she's beautiful

00:16:54i've been jerking off to her

00:16:56only her lately

00:16:56i look up the leaked

00:16:57shout out to spankbang.com

00:16:59start test dca

00:17:01gotta get that down

00:17:01spankbang

00:17:02but kazumi's the og whore

00:17:06you're the og whore

00:17:07no one can ever out whore kazumi

00:17:10you're the most disgusting fucking whore of all time baby

00:17:13i love you

00:17:14thank you guys so much

00:17:1510 out of 10

00:17:16next up let's bring up lily phillips

00:17:20lily phillips

00:17:22give it up for lily

00:17:23here comes the real fucking slut

00:17:25sorry guys i'm a little bit nervous

00:17:28i'm used to fucking this amount of people

00:17:30not talking to them

00:17:31so i mean i feel like people know me for gangbangs

00:17:35so i feel like i need to tell a gangbang story

00:17:37so i mean yesterday i only fucked 50 guys

00:17:43we did a whole gangbang

00:17:44but to make a twist

00:17:46we decided to do it all anal

00:17:50so the funny thing is

00:17:53we actually had a virgin there

00:17:55so he got to lose his pussy virginity

00:17:58and ass virginity

00:17:59and we were interviewing him before

00:18:02and he was saying

00:18:02his parents are so proud

00:18:04that he's coming to this thing

00:18:05and he's getting to lose his virginity to us

00:18:07because we're kind of like

00:18:08you know

00:18:09top of the mark

00:18:11so it doesn't really get better than this

00:18:12kind of from now on it's downhill

00:18:13and he came in my ass

00:18:15three times

00:18:17i kept having to ask my assistant

00:18:19to check my asshole

00:18:20to make sure it was cum dripping out my ass

00:18:23not shit

00:18:24aww

00:18:25beautiful story

00:18:27a lovely family story for everyone

00:18:28you know what's funny about that

00:18:30is lily phillips

00:18:31dirty little secret

00:18:33a little late for that one

00:18:34also can i ask that

00:18:35when i walk off stage

00:18:36everyone looks at my ass

00:18:37i feel like they look

00:18:38it looks cute in each other

00:18:39it looks cute

00:18:39yeah

00:18:40lily phillips true story

00:18:41she said to me

00:18:42ryan i want to fuck you

00:18:43first night at avn

00:18:44just go get tested

00:18:45so i did the swab

00:18:47i did the blood

00:18:48i did it all

00:18:48i peed in the cup

00:18:49and i texted her yesterday

00:18:50like hey baby

00:18:51we're gonna do this

00:18:52she sends me a selfie

00:18:53with 50 dudes

00:18:54what are you giving me then

00:18:58i'll give you a 10

00:18:59if i show you my tits

00:19:00show the people

00:19:01give me a 10

00:19:02show the people

00:19:02it's safe for work

00:19:04put them away

00:19:0410

00:19:05look you showed me your tits

00:19:08so that's a 10 out of 10

00:19:09i can't remember the story

00:19:10at this point

00:19:11listen i'm gonna give you

00:19:14a 9 out of 10

00:19:14fellow Dolby lass

00:19:16let's go

00:19:17up the rams

00:19:18i would give you a 9 out of 10

00:19:19but i'd be scared of catching something

00:19:21fair enough

00:19:23but i'll give you the 9 out of 10

00:19:24you can just stick to the hands

00:19:27yeah

00:19:27well lily i think you're so beautiful

00:19:30you too

00:19:31i feel like it's incredible

00:19:32you can take 50 people

00:19:33and be walking like normal

00:19:35right

00:19:36i guess you have some practice or something

00:19:38but i like the story about

00:19:39i love black cock before it did help

00:19:41that's my baby

00:19:42i see

00:19:43but i feel like the story about

00:19:45cleaning your ass and shaking them

00:19:46so i appreciate you for that

00:19:48i'll give you an a

00:19:48thank you

00:19:49amazing

00:19:51thank you lily phillips

00:19:52too pretty to be doing all that

00:19:53you know my new vibe is

00:19:54you know what i'm into

00:19:55you know what i'm watching lately

00:19:57fansly

00:19:58i fucking love fansly

00:20:00no cap

00:20:01it's fucking awesome

00:20:02you know why

00:20:03because it's the first platform

00:20:04i've ever seen

00:20:05that has a discoverable algorithm

00:20:07so it's like the explore page on ig

00:20:09they get to know you

00:20:10what you like

00:20:11your preferences

00:20:11and then they recommend girls to you

00:20:13that you would like

00:20:14so i started just

00:20:16doing my thing

00:20:17and then i saw these perfect blondes

00:20:19with nice booties pop out

00:20:20because that's what i'm into

00:20:21oh my god

00:20:22every day i'm finding new dime pieces

00:20:24that i'm obsessed with

00:20:25no more searching all over instagram

00:20:27boom

00:20:28fansly

00:20:29got so much shit on the site too

00:20:30they got everything you can want

00:20:31they even have streaming

00:20:32it's fucking amazing

00:20:33we dropped the link in the bio below

00:20:35go check it out

00:20:35fancy.com slash pillow talk

00:20:37it's gonna bring you to the explore page

00:20:38with a shitload of free content

00:20:40and you're gonna get fucking addicted

00:20:41i promise you that

00:20:42if you're anything like me

00:20:43you're gonna fucking love it

00:20:44fansly is the new fucking wave

00:20:46all right

00:20:47next up we have

00:20:48from ricky's room

00:20:49roxy sinner

00:20:51hey y'all

00:20:52so if you don't know me

00:20:56i'm a little arab girl right

00:20:58so i'm gonna tell you guys

00:20:59a little story about

00:21:00how i ran away from my parents house

00:21:02for some dick

00:21:02okay

00:21:03okay

00:21:04so um

00:21:05back in my days

00:21:06when i had a little boyfriend

00:21:07we don't have no more boyfriends no more

00:21:08fuck that shit

00:21:09um

00:21:10i had a little boyfriend

00:21:11and i couldn't see him a whole lot

00:21:13so

00:21:13one day he just texts me randomly

00:21:15hey

00:21:15i'm outside

00:21:16pull up

00:21:17bitch

00:21:17i got strict fucking parents

00:21:19what do you mean fucking

00:21:19like come on

00:21:20what

00:21:20so i go to tell my mom

00:21:23i'm like hey

00:21:23i'm gonna go throw out some trash

00:21:25that girl knows she fucking

00:21:26she knows i'm fucking lying

00:21:27so she goes

00:21:29no you're fucking not

00:21:30so i say

00:21:30okay

00:21:31bitch i still snuck out

00:21:32snuck out

00:21:33and i'm going

00:21:34i'm sitting in the car with him

00:21:36we're chit chatting

00:21:36we kissing

00:21:37we talking

00:21:38we making out

00:21:38whatever the fuck

00:21:39he paused

00:21:41and he goes

00:21:41is that your mom

00:21:43i shit y'all

00:21:44the fuck not

00:21:46this is my mom

00:21:47i look and this is my mom

00:21:48oh my moms bro

00:21:52bitch when i tell you

00:21:54i'm sitting i went from

00:21:55go go go go go

00:21:57he went

00:21:58but we're horny as fuck

00:22:00we were just fucking making out

00:22:01so we literally went

00:22:02across the street

00:22:03got to fucking

00:22:04i'm talking

00:22:05we was fucking

00:22:06for like three fucking hours

00:22:07i don't fucking see this man

00:22:08like what the fuck

00:22:09we just

00:22:10bitch he came

00:22:11we kept going

00:22:12i came

00:22:13we kept going

00:22:13we came together

00:22:14we kept the fuck

00:22:15ain't no fucking stopping

00:22:16so

00:22:17we keep going

00:22:19whatever

00:22:19we gotta go home

00:22:20i'm not fucking going back home

00:22:21mind y'all

00:22:22just a little back

00:22:23little side note

00:22:24the cops have been called

00:22:26the cops are roaming the neighborhood

00:22:27we don't know that

00:22:29so

00:22:30whatever

00:22:31we're driving back to his house

00:22:32i'm gonna sneak into his house

00:22:33walk in the door

00:22:35this motherfucker unlocked the door

00:22:36bitch

00:22:38he did not fucking warn me

00:22:40this is what the fuck i hear

00:22:43cock

00:22:44his fucking parrot bitch

00:22:47cock

00:22:48cock

00:22:50the whole fucking house is sleeping

00:22:52he got a brother

00:22:54he got a sister

00:22:55and then here i am with him

00:22:57he sneaks me into his fucking room

00:23:00he got his brother in his fucking room

00:23:02he shares a fucking room with his brother bitch

00:23:05we're already in there bitch

00:23:07we fucking

00:23:08we fucking bitch

00:23:10we fucking

00:23:10we fucking all night

00:23:11the morning

00:23:12okay we get it

00:23:13you kept fucking

00:23:14let's go

00:23:14i'm sorry

00:23:14let's get to the store

00:23:15the cops

00:23:16the cops took me home in the morning

00:23:17it was

00:23:18it was fucking great

00:23:19all right

00:23:19i always recommend

00:23:20run away

00:23:20run

00:23:21always run away

00:23:22never say no

00:23:22never let your strict parents

00:23:24hold you back

00:23:25give it up for roxy sinner

00:23:27i almost got pregnant then

00:23:30now roxy

00:23:31true story

00:23:32roxy started dming me a month ago

00:23:34you're cute

00:23:35you're hot

00:23:35this and that

00:23:36we started sexting

00:23:3750 messages in

00:23:39three days going on

00:23:40i'm telling my friends

00:23:41turned

00:23:41and then i

00:23:42i see her in person

00:23:43i'm like hey

00:23:43i grab her

00:23:44she goes i don't fucking know you

00:23:45it was a bot

00:23:46it was a fake account

00:23:48i got catfished by a roxy sinner

00:23:50bitch

00:23:50true story

00:23:51i tried to kiss her

00:23:52she said you

00:23:52called the police

00:23:53true story

00:23:55so for that

00:23:55control your fucking chatbots

00:23:58start test dmca

00:23:59get on this shit

00:24:00i'm a bad bitch

00:24:00you can't stop me

00:24:01okay

00:24:02or them shit

00:24:038 out of 10

00:24:03okay

00:24:05not sure about the story

00:24:07but if you show me your tits

00:24:08i'll give you a 10

00:24:09it's a 10 out of 10

00:24:11kieran i sucked your dick

00:24:18good as fuck you

00:24:18but i think

00:24:19about your rating

00:24:21i'm a fantastic actor

00:24:22um

00:24:23where do i go with this one

00:24:27it's like you bought the wish version of lena the plug

00:24:30so

00:24:31but it was a good story

00:24:35and you did suck a good dick

00:24:36i'm gonna give you

00:24:388 and a half out of 10

00:24:39kieran have you fucked her

00:24:40yes

00:24:43i swear

00:24:44you don't remember

00:24:45yes i do

00:24:46that's crazy

00:24:49i could tell you every girl

00:24:51her best instagram picture

00:24:53her height

00:24:54her boob size

00:24:55her favorite snack

00:24:56i'm gonna

00:24:57you are not at kieran's numbers though ryan

00:25:00yeah you're right

00:25:00you're right

00:25:01okay

00:25:02all right

00:25:03i love you

00:25:04and normally i'm the nice girl

00:25:06but i'm gonna be true to you

00:25:07once i don't believe you

00:25:09fucked for three hours in the car

00:25:10that's super uncomfortable

00:25:11but i'll give you a problem

00:25:13to tell this story

00:25:14second

00:25:14i don't know agree to be

00:25:16fucking with someone

00:25:17in the bed

00:25:19i don't know the age

00:25:20you said

00:25:20little brother

00:25:21no he wasn't in the bed

00:25:22he was just in the room

00:25:23in his own room

00:25:24in his own bed

00:25:25but

00:25:25wow

00:25:26who the fuck

00:25:26we're still in the same room

00:25:27roxy's a pedophile

00:25:28no

00:25:29hey don't say that

00:25:30just a horny girl

00:25:31fucking my mans

00:25:32okay hold on now

00:25:33that's what i was confused

00:25:34in this story

00:25:35i'm sorry

00:25:35and kieran doesn't even

00:25:37remember you

00:25:38what

00:25:39yeah three is a lot ago

00:25:41to be fair

00:25:42browsers fucking held that scene

00:25:43for i swear to god

00:25:44two and a half years

00:25:45i don't know why

00:25:47browsers

00:25:48they're dirty

00:25:48but it's alright

00:25:49frank you gotta put the scene out

00:25:50frank you gotta put the scene out

00:25:52from what's up here

00:25:54alright give it up

00:25:57for roxy sinner

00:25:58okay i just got word

00:26:03from the hotel

00:26:03anyone flashing their tits

00:26:05are gonna be actually

00:26:07escorted by police

00:26:08for trespassing

00:26:09i don't know

00:26:09but it's worth the 10

00:26:10out of 10 for me

00:26:11oh sheree

00:26:12she likes a bad girl

00:26:14alright next up

00:26:16we have one of our

00:26:17all time favorites

00:26:18carmen

00:26:19karma

00:26:19last time i saw sheree

00:26:22i had my fist in your pussy

00:26:23last time i saw kieran

00:26:24you had your foot in my pussy

00:26:26wore you like a pair of crux

00:26:28and i still wanna fuck luna

00:26:29all the time

00:26:30ryan i would fuck you

00:26:31just

00:26:31just to say we did

00:26:32um

00:26:34so when i was thinking

00:26:35about all the nasty things

00:26:36i've done

00:26:37that i could possibly tell

00:26:38um

00:26:39i thought it would be good

00:26:40to tell a story

00:26:41that a lot of

00:26:42performers in here

00:26:44you might know

00:26:45you might have done this

00:26:46we all know him

00:26:48everybody on this stage

00:26:49knows him

00:26:49we all know him

00:26:51but i won't say names

00:26:52all right

00:26:56one day

00:26:57i'm gonna make this quick

00:26:58one day i got an email

00:26:59from this prince

00:27:00said that he was like a

00:27:02from another country

00:27:03that he would pay me

00:27:04to poop for him

00:27:05so i'm like

00:27:07okay how much

00:27:08once it was a couple grand

00:27:09this is before only fam

00:27:11so i was down bad

00:27:12okay so i was

00:27:13but when i thought about it

00:27:14i'm like

00:27:14if he's gonna pay me

00:27:15a couple thousand dollars

00:27:16to poop

00:27:16i'm gonna do it for free

00:27:17anyways so

00:27:18so he

00:27:20he let me order

00:27:21a bunch of uber eats too

00:27:22but the first time

00:27:23i did it

00:27:24so i did it a couple times

00:27:25first time i did it

00:27:26i walked into the hotel room

00:27:27and it literally looked

00:27:28like dexter

00:27:28like he had plastic wrap

00:27:30every i thought i was

00:27:31gonna die

00:27:31i thought i was gonna

00:27:32get murdered

00:27:32for real

00:27:33i thought i was like

00:27:34oh my god

00:27:34why did i answer this

00:27:36but when i saw the guy

00:27:37he had like a ski mask on

00:27:38and like a

00:27:39like a snow

00:27:41but he had black face

00:27:42on under it too

00:27:43but i could tell

00:27:44when i locked the eyes

00:27:45i knew who he was

00:27:46oh my god

00:27:48so but i didn't want him

00:27:50to know i know who it was

00:27:51so i played it off

00:27:52like i thought he was

00:27:53really a celebrity

00:27:54from a prince

00:27:55from another country

00:27:56so i sit over him

00:27:58and one of those

00:27:58like old people

00:27:59like where the toilet

00:28:00seats like

00:28:01out

00:28:02sat over there

00:28:03and then he

00:28:04went underneath me

00:28:05with his mouth

00:28:05wide open

00:28:06and then i did

00:28:08what i had to do

00:28:08and he came

00:28:10as he was chomping

00:28:11on that shit

00:28:11but then

00:28:12after that

00:28:13he rehired me

00:28:15but this time

00:28:16he wanted to be

00:28:16a little bit different

00:28:17so i had to go

00:28:19to his place

00:28:20and

00:28:20listen

00:28:21listen

00:28:22on the island

00:28:23on his kitchen island

00:28:24he had a scale

00:28:25with a plate

00:28:25he had me shit

00:28:27on the plate

00:28:27so he could weigh it

00:28:28and then he made me

00:28:30watch him eat it

00:28:31with a fork and a knife

00:28:32and he ate the plate clean

00:28:34he licked the whole plate clean

00:28:36and that's what i do

00:28:38for money

00:28:39wow

00:28:40hey

00:28:41give it up for

00:28:43karmic karma

00:28:43i love you

00:28:45stay here

00:28:46stay here

00:28:47stay here

00:28:47yes

00:28:48so i have a question

00:28:50before i give my rating

00:28:51oh yeah

00:28:52hi baby

00:28:53how much did your poop weigh

00:28:54you know what

00:28:56i was so

00:28:57in that moment

00:28:58i was like

00:28:58what the fuck am i doing

00:29:00with my life

00:29:00so i wasn't even thinking

00:29:01about

00:29:02plastic shitting

00:29:03is a 10 out of 10

00:29:04but you can't remember

00:29:05the weight

00:29:06so 9.5 out of 10

00:29:08i'll take it

00:29:09kieran

00:29:11listen

00:29:11you let me put my foot

00:29:13inside your vagina

00:29:14and wear you like

00:29:15a pair of crocs

00:29:16exactly

00:29:16you licked my ass

00:29:19like a stamp

00:29:20and you tell a fantastic story

00:29:22so i'm gonna give you

00:29:23a 10 out of 10

00:29:24well karma

00:29:25i do wanna fuck too

00:29:26so

00:29:27do you still wanna fuck me

00:29:28after that

00:29:29of course

00:29:29well let me think about it

00:29:31uh

00:29:31no i'm just kidding

00:29:32everybody knows him

00:29:33i was gonna say

00:29:34i know some of y'all

00:29:35in here have done this too

00:29:37don't act like y'all

00:29:38haven't done this for him

00:29:39who's done it for him

00:29:41you've done it for him

00:29:43bitch

00:29:43name names

00:29:45well i was offered

00:29:46many times

00:29:47so i understand

00:29:48you know

00:29:48okay

00:29:49did you turn it down

00:29:51yes

00:29:52i was never even offered

00:29:55so i'm jelly

00:29:55damn

00:29:56but i didn't know

00:29:57about it

00:29:57i was like

00:29:57i got paid the most

00:29:58i don't think i can

00:30:00watch him eat it though

00:30:01you do it in your

00:30:01private life

00:30:03and you made me watch

00:30:04let me say something

00:30:05let me say something

00:30:05true story

00:30:06a girl i was dating

00:30:07this summer

00:30:08my friends know

00:30:09who i dated this summer

00:30:10we were going on dates

00:30:12every night

00:30:12and then she kept

00:30:13all of a sudden

00:30:14ordering vegan food

00:30:15caesar salad

00:30:16vegan

00:30:17no cheese

00:30:17vegan

00:30:18vegan

00:30:18and then she said

00:30:20she's leaving town

00:30:20going back to utah

00:30:22and then i see her

00:30:24at the same bar

00:30:25with that guy

00:30:26now i heard

00:30:28that he only lets you

00:30:29shit and eat it

00:30:30if it's vegan

00:30:31true

00:30:32true

00:30:33she only ordered

00:30:33vegan shit for three days

00:30:35it was calculated

00:30:37anyways broke my heart

00:30:38ten out of ten

00:30:38serious question

00:30:40do you charge extra

00:30:41for corn

00:30:41i'll have to start doing that

00:30:43it's a good idea

00:30:44i like the hustle

00:30:45i give you a ten karma

00:30:46you give me a ten

00:30:47ten ten ten

00:30:48right now you're in the lead

00:30:49you're in the lead

00:30:50give it up for karma

00:30:50karma

00:30:51thank you

00:30:54oh and i used to sell

00:30:56tupperwares full of shit

00:30:57before i did that

00:30:58so i had practice

00:30:59but actually i would make

00:31:01my ex shit in it

00:31:02and we'd send it to the guy

00:31:03and it was really guy shit

00:31:04thank you

00:31:05all right next up

00:31:07again from ricky's room

00:31:09great work roxy

00:31:09we give it up for baby

00:31:11gemini

00:31:12hello

00:31:14okay guys

00:31:16i'm baby gemini

00:31:17hi

00:31:17okay i'm gonna tell you

00:31:18a story about

00:31:19it happened years ago

00:31:21a guy i was newly dating

00:31:23okay

00:31:23so you know when you hang out

00:31:24with a guy you're newly dating

00:31:25you don't want to shit around him

00:31:27right cool

00:31:28so my stomach's hurting

00:31:29i'm like i'm not gonna take a shit

00:31:31around this guy

00:31:31i'm gonna hold it

00:31:32i'm gonna leave

00:31:33as you should

00:31:34he's a horny little bastard

00:31:36and was like

00:31:37no before you go

00:31:38i want to fuck

00:31:38and i'm like

00:31:39okay i'm horny little bastard too

00:31:41i can't help it

00:31:42like dick's big

00:31:42okay

00:31:43um

00:31:44so i'm like all right

00:31:45but just like be calm

00:31:46you know like

00:31:46let's slow stroke it

00:31:48like let's keep it passionate

00:31:49and

00:31:51we start fucking

00:31:52and

00:31:53it's hot

00:31:54and it's nasty

00:31:55and it gets a little more

00:31:56than slow stroking

00:31:57and i'm like

00:31:58okay wait

00:31:59chill chill chill

00:32:00because like

00:32:00he can kind of sense

00:32:02i can squirt

00:32:02mind you

00:32:03we're fucking regularly

00:32:04in my pussy

00:32:04so i can squirt

00:32:06so

00:32:07he feels the build up

00:32:08of me having to squirt

00:32:09and i'm kind of like

00:32:10wait wait wait

00:32:11like

00:32:11no

00:32:12like

00:32:13ha ha ha

00:32:13and he's like

00:32:14no let that shit out

00:32:15like let it out

00:32:16and i'm just like

00:32:17no

00:32:17like

00:32:18don't keep fucking me

00:32:19like this

00:32:20i'm

00:32:21it's not gonna be

00:32:22what you think

00:32:22so then

00:32:23he kept fucking me

00:32:25like that

00:32:26and i squirted really hard

00:32:27and at the same time

00:32:28i shit on him

00:32:30woo

00:32:32there it is

00:32:33yeah

00:32:34and then

00:32:35i cussed him out

00:32:36because fuck you

00:32:38for not listening

00:32:38you dumbass

00:32:39cussed him smooth out

00:32:41and then

00:32:42we got in the shower

00:32:43and

00:32:43he rinsed me off

00:32:45and fucked me still

00:32:46and now we're married

00:32:48wow

00:32:50baby gemini

00:32:52is he here

00:32:54is that guy here

00:32:55no he's not here

00:32:56and he's like

00:32:57kind of pissed

00:32:58i told this story

00:32:59he was like

00:33:00fuck i forgot about that

00:33:01i'm like yeah

00:33:02i'm gonna let him know

00:33:02so i guess

00:33:04carmen has to marry

00:33:05oh fuck

00:33:08i mean we all knew

00:33:10baby gemini

00:33:13we love that

00:33:14that's a beautiful story

00:33:15yeah

00:33:15that's the story

00:33:16that's the way

00:33:16to find love

00:33:17i guess so

00:33:18you know what

00:33:18girls

00:33:19always hiding around

00:33:20oh we don't shit

00:33:21we don't shit

00:33:22it's okay baby

00:33:23i mean

00:33:24we don't care

00:33:25it was so comfortable

00:33:25like i had the bubble guts

00:33:26i wanted to go home

00:33:27like

00:33:28you know what a man wants

00:33:29is a girl to sit on our lap

00:33:30while we poop in the morning

00:33:31i mean now

00:33:32make it comfortable

00:33:33that's what a man wants

00:33:34it was brand new

00:33:35i was scared

00:33:36and you know what he told me

00:33:37he's like honestly

00:33:38if i wasn't gonna marry you

00:33:39i would've kicked you out

00:33:40and blocked you

00:33:41i'm like

00:33:42well

00:33:42good to know

00:33:43love is love

00:33:44or that guy just got

00:33:45no other pussy

00:33:45his whole life

00:33:46nah

00:33:46he has a badass dick

00:33:48and he's fucked

00:33:48a couple girls in the room

00:33:49oh respect

00:33:50respect

00:33:51you know what

00:33:51i think that beats

00:33:52carmen's story

00:33:53that's an 11 right there

00:33:54that's a good one

00:33:55baby gemini

00:33:56thank you

00:33:56nice referral ricky

00:33:58true love

00:33:59is so special

00:34:00that is a 20 out of 10

00:34:02oh thank you

00:34:03i love that

00:34:04thank you guys

00:34:05listen you told a fantastic story

00:34:07yeah

00:34:08we haven't had sex yet

00:34:09so i'm gonna give you

00:34:0911 out of 10

00:34:10and i would use your shit

00:34:12for toothpaste

00:34:12as soon as you fuck me

00:34:13it's gonna be a 20

00:34:14i promise

00:34:16i'm gonna keep it to myself

00:34:17like

00:34:18well i feel like a karma

00:34:19is already like

00:34:21fucking everything out

00:34:22now everything's gonna be

00:34:23about shit

00:34:24no i'm sorry

00:34:25but but but

00:34:26i tell you something

00:34:27when you say that

00:34:28you marry that guy

00:34:28yeah

00:34:29i feel like many girls

00:34:30here that happened

00:34:31to you too

00:34:32he got on with me

00:34:33but we didn't get married

00:34:34to them

00:34:34so everybody applause

00:34:36so i'll give you

00:34:36another 11 too

00:34:37there we go

00:34:38who can shit on a man

00:34:39and marry him

00:34:40that's our front runner

00:34:40baby gemini

00:34:42thank you guys

00:34:44and now let's give it up

00:34:45this guy you've seen

00:34:46him all over pornhub

00:34:47fucking his beautiful

00:34:47girlfriend hayley

00:34:48give it up for max philce

00:34:50max philce

00:34:51oh shit dude

00:34:55how you guys doing

00:34:56it's good to see you

00:34:57luna

00:34:57you're so beautiful

00:34:59sheree it's good

00:35:00to see you again

00:35:01what's up kieran

00:35:02what's up kieran

00:35:03alright guys

00:35:04so i'm actually

00:35:06the defending champion

00:35:07of this shit

00:35:08i won the last one

00:35:09um for a story

00:35:11about how

00:35:12i fucked this

00:35:13cuckold couple

00:35:14when i was 18

00:35:15in high school

00:35:16and her like

00:35:17kids were upstairs

00:35:18sleeping

00:35:18um

00:35:20louder louder louder

00:35:20louder

00:35:21so i have another story

00:35:23uh but also

00:35:24i wanted to say this

00:35:25i think

00:35:26that stories

00:35:27that happened

00:35:28before porn

00:35:28are a little bit

00:35:29more crazy

00:35:30so i'm gonna tell you

00:35:31how i lost my virginity

00:35:32um

00:35:33okay so let's just say

00:35:34i was 18

00:35:35and

00:35:36i was in school

00:35:39and um

00:35:40i you know

00:35:41i was dating

00:35:42this really beautiful girl

00:35:43and we went to

00:35:45a movie theater together

00:35:46to watch a movie

00:35:47do some fingering

00:35:48and

00:35:48watch the movie

00:35:50um

00:35:51but she got really horny

00:35:53but also

00:35:54we're

00:35:54we go to a

00:35:55catholic

00:35:56private school

00:35:57so

00:35:58it's a little bit taboo

00:35:59she doesn't want to get pregnant

00:36:00she's not on birth control

00:36:02so she's like

00:36:02naturally

00:36:03we gotta just do it in the ass

00:36:05this is our first time

00:36:06ever having sex

00:36:07my first time

00:36:08ever having sex

00:36:09and she's like

00:36:09just put it in my ass

00:36:10and mind you

00:36:12we're still in the movie theater

00:36:13so the credits

00:36:14start rolling

00:36:15people start walking out

00:36:17we go to the back room

00:36:18or the back row

00:36:19and

00:36:20i just

00:36:20like take my pants off

00:36:22like put it in her asshole

00:36:23and i just like

00:36:24fuck her for like

00:36:25i don't know

00:36:2510 minutes

00:36:26and i come in her asshole

00:36:27and

00:36:28that's it

00:36:30i don't remember dude

00:36:32i was too busy

00:36:33fingering her in the movie

00:36:34there it is

00:36:37that's about it

00:36:38thanks guys

00:36:38it's a rising superstar

00:36:39right here

00:36:40let's give it up

00:36:41for some stars in the house

00:36:43some male talent

00:36:43danny d

00:36:45woo

00:36:46is that the biggest dick

00:36:48in the world right there

00:36:49for a white guy

00:36:50here's rid of it

00:36:51is it bigger than you karen

00:36:52yes massive

00:36:53yeah step there

00:36:54are you in the back

00:36:54danny or his dick

00:36:55and then eight

00:36:55ten thousand scenes

00:36:57mick blue

00:36:58you can tell

00:36:59austrian fuck

00:37:01i got that leg

00:37:03from you mick

00:37:04the face fuck leg

00:37:06i know it

00:37:07there it is

00:37:08max fills

00:37:09is hayley here

00:37:10yeah dude

00:37:11my beautiful fiance

00:37:12is right over there

00:37:13hayley congrats

00:37:14three awards at expus

00:37:15yo check out the fat

00:37:16rock on her finger

00:37:17we love you both

00:37:17i'll give you a nice nine

00:37:19your bet

00:37:19the last story was better

00:37:20but you did win the last one

00:37:21we love you

00:37:21bet

00:37:22yeah i'm running out of stories

00:37:24all right

00:37:25the story was

00:37:27mid

00:37:27but if you give me that joint

00:37:29i'll give you a ten out of ten

00:37:31let's see it

00:37:32right here on the table

00:37:34how bad do you want it baby

00:37:36because i want it so

00:37:39fucking bad

00:37:42i'd rather just give you the joint

00:37:43because i like you

00:37:44i like you a lot too

00:37:46give it to mommy

00:37:48give it to mommy

00:37:49ten baby

00:37:50you're such a good boy

00:37:51give it up for sheree's husband

00:37:54in the building tonight

00:37:55superstar

00:37:58yes baby

00:37:59reggaeton

00:38:00max max fills

00:38:03do i be nice

00:38:04or not

00:38:05just tell me the truth

00:38:07it was like one of your scenes

00:38:12it was entertaining

00:38:13at the start

00:38:14and then died off at the end

00:38:15so

00:38:16i am gonna give it

00:38:18a seven out of ten

00:38:19room for improvement

00:38:20learn from the masters

00:38:22but i still love you max

00:38:24and you will go to the top

00:38:25as a person with vagina

00:38:27that is ridiculous

00:38:28yeah thank you

00:38:29please tell her

00:38:30i've never fucked you kieran

00:38:31but i fucked her a couple times

00:38:32ain't real

00:38:34ain't real

00:38:35max

00:38:36um

00:38:37let's say you were a team

00:38:38and you fucking the ass

00:38:39for the first time

00:38:40i doubt it

00:38:41you lost the ten minutes

00:38:42and you don't remember

00:38:43the name of the movie

00:38:44anal doesn't feel like anything

00:38:45you start the movie

00:38:47how do you don't remember

00:38:48your first time having sex

00:38:49you don't remember the movie

00:38:50i'll give you a zero

00:38:50i'm sorry

00:38:51wow

00:38:53you fumbled luna star

00:38:55no

00:38:55no se puede

00:38:56asi no se puede

00:38:58i'm gonna give luna the joint

00:39:01here we go

00:39:04thank you max

00:39:04we love you

00:39:05i forgot to mention

00:39:06give it up for scotty nails

00:39:08one of the greatest

00:39:10to ever do it

00:39:11he's coming up later

00:39:12red sword interrupt the show

00:39:15what an episode by the way

00:39:16we just did some crazy shit

00:39:18okay team skeet

00:39:19that whole sister company

00:39:20they own a site called free use

00:39:21now this is very interesting porn

00:39:23i was new to it

00:39:24it's the type of porn

00:39:25you've probably seen it

00:39:25where they're doing normal shit

00:39:27and sex is happening during

00:39:28i asked them if i could come on set

00:39:30and crack some jokes

00:39:32we did a lot of bts

00:39:33so here's a little teaser here

00:39:34to check it out

00:39:34what's going on

00:39:35i'm ryan pauno from pillow talk

00:39:37we did a wonderful partnership

00:39:38we're here with free use

00:39:39we're doing some behind the scenes

00:39:40our first scene we're doing

00:39:42is this beautiful amazing legendary scene

00:39:44with the milt of the month

00:39:45of january

00:39:45shades

00:39:46how you doing beautiful

00:39:47doing good thank you

00:39:48you know i had to do a little research

00:39:50after our zoom call we had the other day

00:39:51had to

00:39:52i'm impressed

00:39:53i had to research

00:39:54yeah i'm impressed

00:39:56because you really take control of your scenes

00:39:58you fucking dominate the men

00:39:59no thank you

00:40:00and

00:40:00you kind of aroused me

00:40:02turn me on shay

00:40:02so i'm excited to see you first hand in person

00:40:04and be here

00:40:05i hope i don't

00:40:06you know

00:40:06give you a little bit of scare factor

00:40:08with a little bit of an audience

00:40:09i hope that's okay

00:40:10no

00:40:11not at all

00:40:11oh and you're acting right

00:40:13yes

00:40:14so you're gonna actually work on the car

00:40:16now i get why the mechanic guy wants you guys here

00:40:18he hires extras

00:40:19he gets free labor

00:40:20yeah pretty much

00:40:21you know anything about cars

00:40:23or just pussy

00:40:25yeah pretty much

00:40:26okay

00:40:26and then you're gonna try to be

00:40:28keeping up with these two legends here

00:40:30yeah

00:40:30you feel like you can do it

00:40:32easily

00:40:34yeah you're right

00:40:35all right let's see

00:40:37let's see what you got

00:40:39up in the big leagues

00:40:40link in our bio to check out the full version of it

00:41:04let's get back to pillow talk

00:41:05over the past few months

00:41:06peptides have been making waves

00:41:07across social media

00:41:08and in the health community

00:41:09you probably heard about them

00:41:10if you've been following the presidential campaign

00:41:12of robert f kennedy jr

00:41:13now he took to x to hit the possibility of deregulation

00:41:16obviously it's speculation

00:41:17you can check for yourself

00:41:18he argues that these substances

00:41:19have been unnecessarily restricted by federal agencies

00:41:21and major pharmaceutical companies

00:41:23now i'm sure you've heard about ozempic

00:41:24this is the famous thing going around in hollywood right now

00:41:26everyone's using for weight loss

00:41:28and that falls under the category of peptides

00:41:30now friend just filled me in on the broader benefits of peptides

00:41:32we're talking anti-aging

00:41:34muscle growth

00:41:35and even more

00:41:35let's say even intriguing ones like tanning peptides

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00:42:09i'm addicted

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00:42:11i'm going to be talking and diving deeper into this peptide thing

00:42:13especially the battle born peptides

00:42:15those are the brothers

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00:42:17we're going to talk more about it

00:42:18battlebornresearch.com

00:42:19pillow talk

00:42:20let's get back to pillow talk

00:42:21okay we have another superstar

00:42:23some of the nicest asian boobs

00:42:25you've ever seen in your life

00:42:26give it up

00:42:27for connie perrion

00:42:29hello hello

00:42:32so i had fully prepared to come and talk about being in men's assholes

00:42:40because i have a million stories about that

00:42:43but instead i'm going to talk about the time i went viral in an entire country

00:42:48so if you know me i travel a lot

00:42:52i've been to 56 countries and mostly by myself

00:42:56so i decided to go to belize on a whim by myself

00:43:00and uh i

00:43:03what

00:43:04oh a sticker

00:43:07sorry

00:43:08um

00:43:09so i went to belize by myself

00:43:11and i was like you know taking some tours and stuff

00:43:13and

00:43:14it was fun

00:43:16like there was

00:43:16i went on a boat tour

00:43:17i swam with manatees

00:43:19it was crazy right

00:43:21and the two like boat captains were kind of cute

00:43:26so i was like

00:43:26well i'm a pretty girl

00:43:28i'm by myself

00:43:29it's very easy to get

00:43:30extra treatment

00:43:31right

00:43:32so i was like

00:43:34all right

00:43:34i know how to play this

00:43:35and they invite me to go hang out

00:43:37and everything after

00:43:38and one of them made the mistake of telling me

00:43:43that his brother was a fan of mine

00:43:46so of course i was like

00:43:48well i'm bored

00:43:49so i need to fuck this guy

00:43:52and so

00:43:54we we have sex

00:43:55but right before he's like

00:43:57you know i've always wanted to do porn

00:44:00so i was like

00:44:02do you want to make a video with me

00:44:04and he says yes

00:44:06so we make probably the worst video of all time

00:44:10it's condom sex

00:44:11the man is so stressed out

00:44:14his dick is so soft

00:44:17i will say

00:44:19soft

00:44:20and on the smaller size

00:44:22because of it

00:44:23and it's just a garbage fucking video

00:44:25i'm not even gonna lie

00:44:26but you know i spliced it with the tour thing

00:44:29i told this story

00:44:30the story's hot

00:44:31you know i go on a tour

00:44:32i fuck a tour guide

00:44:34whatever

00:44:34i post a trailer

00:44:36wait

00:44:37i post a trailer on twitter

00:44:40within two days

00:44:42um

00:44:42his entire family has seen the video

00:44:44and then ev

00:44:46and then i go

00:44:47completely viral

00:44:48in the entire country of belize

00:44:51and so for

00:44:52like in a week and a half

00:44:54non-stop memes about me

00:44:56people had made like an animation

00:44:58talking about how i came to belize

00:45:01and i was corrupting everyone

00:45:02by having sex with tour guides

00:45:04and then like

00:45:05the the

00:45:06like all these people

00:45:08wanted to become tour guides

00:45:09because

00:45:09because they could maybe get

00:45:11some porn star pussy

00:45:13but um

00:45:14yeah

00:45:15and i didn't really try to do that

00:45:16i just wanted to make a hot video

00:45:18but

00:45:19that's my story

00:45:21hey give it up for connie perion

00:45:22connie we love you

00:45:25i've been watching you lately

00:45:27good stuff

00:45:28you say that to everyone

00:45:29well i watch all you guys

00:45:30i've heard you

00:45:31i jerk off a lot

00:45:32okay

00:45:33but let me say

00:45:34a scene with a condom in it

00:45:35guys does anyone

00:45:37if you see a condom in the scene

00:45:38do you

00:45:38anyone

00:45:38anyone still watch the scene

00:45:40and jerk off to it

00:45:41no

00:45:41we all turn it off

00:45:43condoms and porn

00:45:44frank you know this

00:45:45browsers doesn't have condoms

00:45:47maybe sex.com

00:45:49do you got

00:45:49no condoms

00:45:50also

00:45:51there's not an std

00:45:53to be scared of anymore guys

00:45:54hiv

00:45:56there's a pill

00:45:56to not give it out

00:45:57herpes

00:45:59there's a pill

00:45:59to not show

00:46:00gonorrhea

00:46:01chlamydia

00:46:02there's something

00:46:02to get rid of it

00:46:03you sound very familiar

00:46:05with this

00:46:06i've had them all

00:46:07make condoms bad again

00:46:10give you a nine

00:46:12you gave me a nine

00:46:15because of condoms

00:46:16fuck condoms

00:46:17listen

00:46:21i'm not exactly sure

00:46:24what your story was about

00:46:25because i was staring at your tits

00:46:27they're amazing

00:46:2812 out of 10

00:46:29hi

00:46:33hello

00:46:34listen

00:46:36you were bored in belize

00:46:37and i was bored of that story

00:46:40but like sheree

00:46:41you have fantastic tits

00:46:43and i was staring at them

00:46:44most of the time

00:46:44so i'm gonna give it a solid

00:46:46i've also been in my pussy

00:46:47so

00:46:47yes i have

00:46:48give a good rating

00:46:49what your vagina

00:46:51yeah

00:46:52your vagina is an 11 out of 10

00:46:54your story was a 9 out of 10

00:46:55i'll take it

00:46:56that's a 10

00:46:57that's a 10

00:46:58an average you're 10

00:46:59connie you're beautiful

00:47:00and i love all the help

00:47:02you're giving to the world

00:47:03and i love that you

00:47:05fuck a man and a boat

00:47:06poor guys

00:47:07you know

00:47:07they needed it

00:47:08so i'll give you a 10 too

00:47:10for giving that up

00:47:11even though you ruined

00:47:12probably his life

00:47:14but

00:47:14and then

00:47:15i'm just gonna add a little thing

00:47:16so

00:47:17there was a whole moment

00:47:18when i had gone viral

00:47:20that i was getting a lot of hate

00:47:21from the internet

00:47:22because someone had made a fake tweet

00:47:25of me

00:47:26saying that all belizean men

00:47:28had small dicks

00:47:29and so

00:47:31belizean facebook

00:47:32was going crazy

00:47:34irish men do too

00:47:35what

00:47:36no i'm just kidding

00:47:37all right give it up for connie

00:47:38give it up for connie

00:47:40now this next one

00:47:41i love her

00:47:42she's one of my favorite in the game

00:47:43all day

00:47:45she canceled

00:47:45i'm too scared

00:47:47i'm shy

00:47:47she just texted me

00:47:49fuck it i'm drunk

00:47:50bring me up

00:47:50give it up for kylie

00:47:51rock it

00:47:52holy shit guys

00:47:55i was not ready to do this

00:47:57but you know what

00:47:58i said fuck it

00:47:59i would need to share you guys

00:48:00the craziest story

00:48:02so

00:48:03it actually happened here in vegas

00:48:06i'm not gonna say any names

00:48:08but everybody knows

00:48:10who

00:48:10if you guys have shower sex

00:48:13you guys know

00:48:14that it's not good

00:48:15it's not the best

00:48:17you know

00:48:17it's dry

00:48:18it might sound so sexy and hot

00:48:22you know

00:48:23but it's not

00:48:23your pussy is dry

00:48:25at least mine is

00:48:26but when you're fucking

00:48:28someone that you really have a connection with

00:48:31bitch

00:48:32that shit feels good

00:48:35don't it

00:48:36okay

00:48:37so the craziest shit was

00:48:39i was

00:48:40fucking someone

00:48:42literally in the shower

00:48:43for i kid you not

00:48:44six hours

00:48:46it was so good

00:48:48but that wasn't the craziest part

00:48:50we were having a good time

00:48:52i was drinking obviously

00:48:53and when you're drinking

00:48:56your pee is clear

00:48:58you know

00:48:59so it's not

00:49:00it doesn't have the yellow shit

00:49:02this man

00:49:04literally

00:49:05as i'm peeing on the toilet

00:49:07put the cup

00:49:09under my

00:49:10like i'm peeing in the toilet

00:49:11he grabbed the cup

00:49:13put it

00:49:13filled the cup with my piss

00:49:15and just chugged it

00:49:17and let me tell you

00:49:19when i

00:49:21saw him do that

00:49:22at first i was like

00:49:24weirded out at first

00:49:25because i've never seen that happen ever

00:49:27but then

00:49:28it turned me the fuck on

00:49:30that i just had to take him again

00:49:32and again

00:49:33and again

00:49:34so that was the craziest shit that ever happened to me

00:49:38and obviously i just want to say thank you to ryan

00:49:41and congratulations to ryan

00:49:44and to all these motherfucking judges

00:49:47i love you guys

00:49:48i fucked them all by the way

00:49:50not me

00:49:51not me

00:49:52i love you

00:49:54thank you

00:49:54that was my craziest story

00:49:55kylie rocket

00:49:56thank you

00:49:58right right there kylie

00:49:59there we go

00:50:01you know what

00:50:01we like drunk kylie

00:50:02drunk kylie's fun

00:50:04whoa whoa whoa

00:50:05hey hey hey

00:50:06get up here drunk kylie

00:50:08come back kylie

00:50:09you know kylie

00:50:10i'm so happy you didn't bring your 78 year old boyfriend to vegas

00:50:13oh i know

00:50:14he's not 78

00:50:15he's 54

00:50:16same thing kylie

00:50:17same thing

00:50:18no

00:50:19but he knows that i do what i want to do

00:50:22and he accepts it

00:50:23and i love that

00:50:25there we go

00:50:25yeah

00:50:26kylie we love you

00:50:27i give you a solid 10 out of 10 kylie

00:50:29you're amazing

00:50:30thank you

00:50:31we love your little dance videos kylie

00:50:32thanks

00:50:33you're better under the influence

00:50:34a little bit

00:50:36yeah

00:50:36my ass is getting a little bit bigger too

00:50:38kylie

00:50:40is smoking hot

00:50:42but i

00:50:42i want to know how bad you want to win this competition

00:50:45because it's very prestigious

00:50:47ah

00:50:47how bad do you want to know

00:50:49so i have this little cup here for you

00:50:51don't do it

00:50:52you could take it from me

00:50:54come here baby

00:50:54don't do it

00:50:55take this cup from me

00:50:56take it from me kylie

00:50:58sheree you're gonna get us kicked out

00:50:59no no

00:51:00i'm not gonna get you kicked out

00:51:02because i'm a good girl

00:51:03if she returns it with what i want inside

00:51:06she gets a 20 out of 10

00:51:07if she returns it without what i want inside

00:51:10she gets a 0 out of 10

00:51:13and i think you know what i want

00:51:15is that safe for work

00:51:16virgin

00:51:17she's such a good

00:51:18she's spitting in the cup

00:51:19she's spitting in the cup

00:51:20well it's not what your story was about

00:51:22but i'm liking where this is going

00:51:24you can come back later

00:51:26take your time baby girl

00:51:27oh no that's your cup

00:51:28guys if you keep this up

00:51:29we're gonna be stuck at x3

00:51:31okay kieran what do you think

00:51:36i love fucking you

00:51:37i love fucking you too

00:51:39i think you're one of the best

00:51:40thank you

00:51:41your story was shit

00:51:42but you took a great day

00:51:44you know next year

00:51:46just wait for my asshole

00:51:47because i might be ready for it

00:51:49and all of you guys

00:51:51might be ready for it too

00:51:522026 ain't no baby

00:51:54i'm gonna give you a 9 out of 10

00:51:57it'll go to a 10 out of 10

00:51:59okay

00:51:59if you can just drop that spit

00:52:01where i want it to go

00:52:04where do you want it to go

00:52:06put the cup down

00:52:07you want to spit in your mouth

00:52:10not my mouth

00:52:12come over here

00:52:13open wine

00:52:16mr power

00:52:17i get sick i get sick

00:52:21i know this is what i like

00:52:22can you say something about

00:52:24when you drink a lot

00:52:26your beak is clear

00:52:26liam tell them to behave

00:52:28what is alcohol

00:52:29it's actually very yellow

00:52:30but

00:52:31because you spit in the cup

00:52:32and ryan is disgusting about it

00:52:34i'm gonna give you a 10

00:52:35i love you

00:52:36kylie rocket

00:52:37we love you kylie

00:52:38we love you

00:52:40now guys this is a safe place

00:52:42sheree

00:52:43please tone it down

00:52:44never

00:52:45you're gonna get us kicked out

00:52:47nobody cares

00:52:48i don't wanna be at the

00:52:48xrco awards

00:52:50i want

00:52:50renevian

00:52:51ryan

00:52:52this is what i'm here

00:52:53we're here

00:52:53okay

00:52:55next up

00:52:56what a beast

00:52:57she fucked grandpa wayne

00:52:59on our show

00:53:00give it up for jewels blue

00:53:02hello there

00:53:03so

00:53:04he already said it for me

00:53:06my craziest story

00:53:07actually believe it or not

00:53:08or not

00:53:08is

00:53:09not me fucking

00:53:10dan dangler's grandpa

00:53:11but

00:53:12instead

00:53:13it's a time where i thought

00:53:14i was gonna be pegging a man

00:53:16where

00:53:17this took

00:53:18a very unexpected turn

00:53:19i show up to the hotel room

00:53:21with my strap on

00:53:23packed away

00:53:23my little bag

00:53:24gloves

00:53:25lube

00:53:26i'm ready to go

00:53:27i'm in dawn mode

00:53:28but i get in

00:53:29and the guy's like

00:53:30oh

00:53:30we're not doing that today

00:53:32i'm like

00:53:32what

00:53:33and i see on the side table

00:53:35he has six

00:53:37in the bottles

00:53:37filled up

00:53:38with wine

00:53:39so this man has an intoxication fetish

00:53:42and so he gets down

00:53:44on all fours

00:53:45and has me

00:53:47slowly give him

00:53:49the wine enema

00:53:50deep in his ass

00:53:51all six of them

00:53:53not a drop

00:53:54drift out

00:53:54and he is

00:53:55on all fours

00:53:56holding that position

00:53:57and he's like

00:53:59yeah now i want you to make me

00:54:00snort the poppers

00:54:02and so i'm like

00:54:03okay

00:54:03i'm supposed to be doming you

00:54:04and you're telling me what to do to you

00:54:06okay whatever sir

00:54:08so i get the poppers out

00:54:10i make him

00:54:11sniff it

00:54:13and i'm just like concerned

00:54:14because

00:54:15you know

00:54:16boofing any type of substance

00:54:18in your ass

00:54:19is a recipe for danger

00:54:20and

00:54:21he was so fine

00:54:23after about 30 minutes

00:54:25of doing the poppers

00:54:26holding the wine

00:54:27clenched

00:54:27in his ass

00:54:29he's like

00:54:29i'm gonna go expel it now

00:54:31and i'm like

00:54:32okay

00:54:33and he comes back

00:54:35he's super fucked up drunk

00:54:37and he's like

00:54:37yeah i do this all the time

00:54:38this is like my favorite thing to do

00:54:40and then i'm like

00:54:41okay well

00:54:42i thought i was gonna be

00:54:42fucking you in the ass

00:54:44but instead

00:54:45he's like

00:54:46no i just want you to fuck

00:54:47just hop on top

00:54:49ride me

00:54:49and squirt on me

00:54:50and at the time

00:54:51i didn't know how to squirt

00:54:53so i just pissed all over him

00:54:54in his hotel room

00:54:55and that's my story

00:54:57jules blue

00:54:59hey we have another big male performer here

00:55:03damon dice

00:55:03spencer michael barrick

00:55:04spencer i want to ask you a question

00:55:08just so we can settle something here

00:55:09any man that gets pegged in the ass

00:55:12is he gay

00:55:13i would say yes

00:55:15yes

00:55:16and any girls

00:55:18i say no

00:55:19girls

00:55:20no

00:55:21girls

00:55:21no no no

00:55:24they're tricking you

00:55:25no no no

00:55:25they're tricking you

00:55:26they're bisexual

00:55:27no

00:55:28no no no

00:55:30kieran

00:55:31kieran do you like to get fucked in the ass

00:55:34it's not

00:55:34it's not their

00:55:35hey ryan it's not your fault

00:55:37that your g-spot's in your asshole

00:55:38i know

00:55:39that was for liam

00:55:39they did that for liam

00:55:40when's it dropping

00:55:42i like a finger up there

00:55:46i'm not gonna lie

00:55:47hey nothing wrong with a little finger

00:55:48but i'm 5% gay

00:55:49that's a finger

00:55:50that's a finger

00:55:51why do you think i keep these two shorts

00:55:53i think guys are hot

00:55:54i think

00:55:54i'd fuck damon dice

00:55:55i know why every girl i like runs to him

00:55:57i get it

00:55:58ryan have you ever had a tongue up your bum

00:55:59a tongue yes

00:56:01kaylee gunner

00:56:01kaylee gunner first rim job

00:56:04yeah facts

00:56:06oh she's

00:56:08you were her first rim job

00:56:09okay

00:56:09who's was cleaner

00:56:11who's was cleaner

00:56:12who had a cleaner ass

00:56:13thank you

00:56:15i wasn't prepared

00:56:16i'm lactose intolerant

00:56:18i just had taco bell

00:56:20you gotta take the baby

00:56:21crutch wrap supreme

00:56:22no

00:56:23all right jules

00:56:25jules

00:56:26hey listen

00:56:27no guy here is upset

00:56:29when there's piss in their bed from squirting

00:56:31we all love it

00:56:31no

00:56:32it's rewarding

00:56:33it kind of shows that we did something

00:56:35because we know that you fake orgasms

00:56:37squirting is real life

00:56:38i know

00:56:38i feel i've noticed that some guys are like

00:56:40yeah i want to see you squirt

00:56:41and i'm like okay

00:56:42like me coming for real

00:56:43eyes rolling in the back of my head

00:56:44yeah girls just piss

00:56:45that's not

00:56:46all over us

00:56:46we love it

00:56:47man just want to be fucking pissed on

00:56:48just admit it

00:56:49that's all we want

00:56:50that's all we want

00:56:51you're a piss king

00:56:51make

00:56:51piss is okay

00:56:52we don't want to be shit on like carmen's guy

00:56:54piss is cool

00:56:56give you a 10

00:56:57jules we love you

00:56:57thank you

00:56:58pissing and pegging is a 12 out of 10 for me

00:57:03thank you

00:57:04listen i love a good piss story

00:57:07and you've got a grandpa fetish

00:57:10and since i'm closer to

00:57:11yeah hold your grandpas

00:57:12watch out guys

00:57:13well i'm closer to that age

00:57:14so i'm gonna give you a 9 out of 10

00:57:16when are we working together

00:57:18that's why i gave you a 9 out of 10

00:57:19you're just my type

00:57:21you got the white hair

00:57:22the beard

00:57:23i'm a beautiful cock

00:57:24right now

00:57:25well i just found out that you like fucking old guys

00:57:29so i love that

00:57:30yes

00:57:31helping the community

00:57:32they need it

00:57:34we all need it

00:57:35the begging

00:57:36i feel seen

00:57:38you seem seen by the old guys

00:57:40i feel seen

00:57:41they do love you more

00:57:42right

00:57:42i'll fuck a grandpa again

00:57:45ah

00:57:45take me to the retirement home next time right

00:57:48yeah

00:57:48there it is

00:57:49the next podcast in the retirement home

00:57:51i love the begging story

00:57:54and i love that you're so sincere about

00:57:56no scaring and just peeing everywhere

00:57:58fuck it

00:57:58i give you

00:57:59i give you a 10 too

00:58:01thank you

00:58:02thank you

00:58:02give it up for jewels blue

00:58:03all right creators listen up

00:58:07you're already killing it on socials right

00:58:08fans followers likes

00:58:09it's all love

00:58:10you're on fire

00:58:11but let me ask you this

00:58:12is your wallet feeling that love

00:58:14if not

00:58:14then check out fans revenue

00:58:16and even if it is

00:58:17check out fans revenue

00:58:18because that means you're about your business

00:58:19and you want to make more money

00:58:20whether you've got fans on instagram

00:58:21tiktok

00:58:22or even only fans

00:58:23it doesn't matter

00:58:23you can turn your fans into revenue

00:58:26likes are cool

00:58:27money is cooler

00:58:28they do all the boring stuff

00:58:30and you just get paid

00:58:31it's fucking easy

00:58:32so hit up fans revenue

00:58:33and start cashing in

00:58:34we have a link below

00:58:35fans revenue

00:58:36it's the fucking shit

00:58:37how do you think i just bought a new mercedes

00:58:39fans revenue all fucking day

00:58:40we love fans revenue

00:58:41let's get back to the show

00:58:42all right next up

00:58:43we have

00:58:45one of the hottest girls in the world

00:58:47beautiful girl

00:58:48we made out one time

00:58:49give it up

00:58:50for emma rose

00:58:52all right so uh usually they say it like dubai let it fly

00:58:56but i was in spain so i'm gonna explain

00:58:59uh so if you've ever noted anything about sounding

00:59:02i was with this guy

00:59:03sexy spaniard

00:59:05oh like abs daddy down

00:59:07fucking left right here there

00:59:09and he's like have you tried sounding

00:59:11it's the first time

00:59:12so the girl

00:59:13people who don't know

00:59:14i have a dick

00:59:14so i got sounded

00:59:16which is they put a rod down your dick

00:59:19half right through

00:59:20i'm like this is fine

00:59:21this is fine

00:59:22no no

00:59:23once it gets to the bottom

00:59:24i'm like take it out

00:59:25it feels like an std

00:59:26it feels like gonorrhea

00:59:27okay so anyways i'm like

00:59:30okay i can just fuck you

00:59:30so my dick was not working at the time

00:59:33so i started fucking him a little bit

00:59:35but i'm like

00:59:36your ass is like a loose hallway

00:59:38i was like do you fuck men

00:59:39and he's like no i only fuck like girls

00:59:41and i was like

00:59:42then why is that loose

00:59:45he said look in the front drawer

00:59:47i open it up

00:59:49and all of a sudden

00:59:50monster dildos

00:59:53i'm like this is the first time i used a strap on

00:59:55having a dick

00:59:56i never had to use one

00:59:58trust me he took it

00:59:5916 inches

01:00:01yo

01:00:03what i pulled out

01:00:05it was like a kazoo

01:00:08like new year's eve

01:00:09i smacked it

01:00:12and it blew up with blood

01:00:13and i was like i gotta go

01:00:15and that was my worst sex experience

01:00:20i think we have a winner

01:00:23that's amazing

01:00:24and if you don't know by now

01:00:27emma rose has a bigger dick than me

01:00:28i'm up to six by the way

01:00:32bath made dick pump

01:00:33pillow talk for your promo code

01:00:35bath made dick pump

01:00:36you saw it

01:00:37six and a half right

01:00:38it's not that bad kaylee

01:00:40it's not that bad

01:00:42better than that country singer

01:00:44alina i miss you

01:00:47all right anyways

01:00:48emma you're beautiful

01:00:50and you know what

01:00:51i'd let you fuck me in the ass

01:00:52anytime you want it

01:00:53because i'm gay

01:00:55i'm kidding

01:00:56i give you an 11

01:00:57i think that's the front runner

01:00:58emma is an icon

01:01:02and she hosted

01:01:03x-vis with me

01:01:04last year

01:01:05so every single thing

01:01:07this gorgeous woman does

01:01:09is a 2050

01:01:10out of 10

01:01:12i love you

01:01:13i love you so much

01:01:14you're a fucking icon

01:01:15emma you look beautiful tonight

01:01:18your story was funny

01:01:20and you had the balls

01:01:21to get up on stage

01:01:22i'm gonna give you

01:01:24an 11 out of 10

01:01:25emma i just wanna say

01:01:29you're so beautiful

01:01:29i fucking love you

01:01:30and today you were

01:01:31walking in the show

01:01:32and every single man

01:01:34was drawing for you

01:01:35and then

01:01:36you're still like

01:01:38make up crazy

01:01:39brother mama be like

01:01:40do you know she have

01:01:41a big dick

01:01:42and nobody cares

01:01:44and i'm like

01:01:44yes

01:01:45girl you're fine as fuck

01:01:47thank you

01:01:48and that story about

01:01:49oh the thing in your dick

01:01:50fuck

01:01:51but you fuck him after that

01:01:53so i'll give you a 10 too

01:01:54thank you

01:01:55check check

01:01:56okay thank you

01:01:57give it up for emma rose

01:01:58the favorite for trans performer

01:02:01of the year

01:02:01three years in a row

01:02:02she's got this in the bag

01:02:05next up

01:02:05we have our

01:02:06our second male performer

01:02:07of the night

01:02:08give it up

01:02:09this guy

01:02:10he doesn't

01:02:10he doesn't like podcasts

01:02:11doesn't like social media

01:02:12he lets kieran do all the talking

01:02:14but he's a great performer

01:02:16he's a great guy

01:02:17he's a great dad

01:02:18we love this man

01:02:20give it up for scotty nails

01:02:21look at all these

01:02:22fucking whores

01:02:24there's fucking whores

01:02:25everywhere

01:02:26kieran

01:02:28the biggest fucking whore

01:02:29of them all

01:02:30uh

01:02:31well i'll keep this short

01:02:32uh

01:02:33i got booked for

01:02:34uh

01:02:34boy

01:02:35girl

01:02:36girl

01:02:36anal

01:02:37uh

01:02:39the only weird side was

01:02:40there was a dildo involved

01:02:41no big deal

01:02:42uh

01:02:44starts out pretty normal

01:02:45double blow job

01:02:46uh

01:02:47girl's sucking at dildo

01:02:48whatever

01:02:49uh

01:02:50i bend one girl over

01:02:51right

01:02:52so i start fucking one

01:02:54like this

01:02:55the other one's right here

01:02:56maybe suck my dick a little bit

01:02:58she has a dildo

01:03:00so now it's time for the anal side

01:03:02so i take my dick out

01:03:05this girl's sucking it

01:03:07she takes the dildo

01:03:08she sticks it in the girl's ass

01:03:09she pulls it out

01:03:11it

01:03:12it looked like you stuck a banana

01:03:14in a chunky skippy jar

01:03:17and then pulled it out

01:03:19and look

01:03:21you can't king shame

01:03:22you can't

01:03:23you gotta hold a poker face

01:03:25but whenever this happens

01:03:27typically there's like a pause

01:03:29and everybody just kinda gets a deer in the headlight look

01:03:32and this poor girl

01:03:34she paused for a second

01:03:37and then she just stuck that motherfucker in her mouth

01:03:40i went like this

01:03:45and i sprayed both of them with fucking throw up

01:03:49i threw up on them

01:03:50all over them

01:03:52and then i just fucking bounced

01:03:55i just

01:03:56i went outside

01:03:57and i jumped in the pool

01:03:59and they tried to get me twice

01:04:02and i was like

01:04:02nah nah nah nah nah

01:04:03and i was out there like

01:04:05what the fuck am i doing

01:04:06i'm like i can't

01:04:08i can't do it

01:04:09and then i went back in

01:04:11and again all you

01:04:13people at home jerking off

01:04:15you can see it

01:04:17you can see it

01:04:20but you don't smell it

01:04:22and then i smelled it

01:04:24and then i fucking threw up again

01:04:26and then i went outside

01:04:27and then i thought about it

01:04:29and then i went back in

01:04:30and i finished the fucking scene

01:04:32hey

01:04:32there it is

01:04:34scotty

01:04:34scotty boy

01:04:35wow

01:04:37you know people ask me all the time about you guys

01:04:40are they really horny

01:04:41or were they just blessed with big cocks

01:04:42that's a horny guy right there

01:04:45you're fucking with puke

01:04:46that's disgusting scotty

01:04:47they pay you enough at browsers

01:04:49to go home and fuck your wife

01:04:50this is true

01:04:52enough is enough scotch

01:04:53this is true

01:04:54this is true

01:04:54jesus

01:04:54good man

01:04:55i think you're a much better performer than kieran

01:04:57i agree

01:04:59yeah

01:05:00we go

01:05:01we go scotty

01:05:02so do most of the girls

01:05:03if we can get it

01:05:04spencer michael barrack

01:05:07kieran lee

01:05:08you're the goat

01:05:08we love you

01:05:09i don't want any problems

01:05:11kieran

01:05:11scott

01:05:14is an icon

01:05:15he can fuck

01:05:16even through puke

01:05:1720 out of 10

01:05:18thank you baby

01:05:19we've had the wish version of lena the clown

01:05:22i didn't know we were going to get the wish version of crusty the clown

01:05:25um

01:05:26i'm going to give the story

01:05:29i'm going to give it a nine because we've all been there done that got the t-shirt

01:05:35yes

01:05:35i was going to say kieran

01:05:37you've been there

01:05:37scott i love you

01:05:40and i love that you go through so many things and you still always finish

01:05:44like a real good performer

01:05:46so i'll give you a 22

01:05:47because i fucking love you

01:05:49i love you

01:05:49give it up for scotty nails browsers baby

01:05:51we love you scotty

01:05:52you're the man

01:05:53okay now we have another surprise

01:05:55big superstar comedian selling out stadiums all over the world

01:05:59which is in australia

01:06:00give it up for nema nass

01:06:03there he is

01:06:05nema nass

01:06:07hi brother

01:06:08what's up what's up oh shit is this one

01:06:12hey what's up hey what's up hey what's up

01:06:14superstar

01:06:15superstar

01:06:16open for drake on tour

01:06:18no i did not do that

01:06:20i don't sell out stadiums i just uh sell out this guy's room

01:06:23um

01:06:24hey this is crazy bro

01:06:26i just want to shake your hand i've definitely um not seen you before

01:06:30he's a horny one he's a horny one

01:06:31i've seen kieran's dick more than my own dick

01:06:33um

01:06:34you know because i'm a big guy right like i weigh like too much

01:06:38so it's uh pretty

01:06:39hard to see my own

01:06:40hi how's it going

01:06:41yeah i uh just watched you last night

01:06:43um

01:06:44it's good to be here

01:06:45this is weird man

01:06:47i'm usually used to seeing all these porn stars and only fans girls

01:06:50like this

01:06:51all right we get the point nema

01:06:56that's good man shout out to jerk mate

01:06:59uh jerk mate something i say after i finish on a girl's face

01:07:02jerk mate

01:07:05thank you luna i appreciate that

01:07:11because i do a lot of accents and shit online

01:07:13so if you don't know who i am i'm gonna do that right now

01:07:16but i'm gonna get ryan to list off the things i wrote here

01:07:18as different accents

01:07:19okay

01:07:20all right you see that

01:07:22yeah

01:07:22all right ready

01:07:23okay

01:07:23give us an indian guy getting head from kazumi

01:07:27oh my god baby you're so crazy oh my god the way you are twisting and turning is fucking crazy

01:07:33unbelievably like unbelievable not fucking crazy

01:07:36you are kazumi i'm going if i don't come you can sue me

01:07:39all right chinese guy getting head from sheree deville

01:07:43oh my god sheree deville holy shit wow

01:07:47do you know how to suck a ball you are sucking my dick like a shrimp dumpling oh god

01:07:53all right

01:07:55all right persian guy getting head from lily phillips

01:07:57oh my god one thousand

01:07:59one thousand

01:08:02kieran lee fucking anyone

01:08:04all right listen up sweetheart

01:08:06i'm going to put my fucking cock

01:08:09deep inside you

01:08:11because it's so fucking massive

01:08:15i don't know why i'm staring at his eyes

01:08:17all right

01:08:17hey give it up for neimanaz

01:08:20thank you for coming

01:08:21appreciate it thank you

01:08:22all right

01:08:23now we're gonna pick a winner

01:08:25and then after it turns into a party

01:08:26don't forget we have merch

01:08:28we have a lot of merch back there

01:08:29we're gonna pick a top three

01:08:31and then we're gonna

01:08:32we're gonna celebrate after we're gonna get drunk at the bar

01:08:34i'm buying a round who's that

01:08:36who is that

01:08:37vanessa sky looking good

01:08:39all right

01:08:40we're gonna go for the winners right now

01:08:42of the first official

01:08:43avn dirty little secret

01:08:44this is big

01:08:45number three

01:08:46karmakarma

01:08:47okay just stay there

01:08:53just keep doing that

01:08:55keep doing that

01:08:56there we go

01:08:56she's twerking

01:08:57that's good stuff

01:08:59black guys

01:09:01she likes black guys

01:09:02never fucked a white guy in her life

01:09:06there we go

01:09:08all right

01:09:10second place

01:09:12emma rose

01:09:15emma rose

01:09:16i love you emma

01:09:19emma rose second place

01:09:20there it is

01:09:22congrats emma rose

01:09:24all right

01:09:25and our winner

01:09:26winner of the first ever avn

01:09:28dirty little secret

01:09:29all the way from ricky's room

01:09:31shout out ricky johnson

01:09:32baby gemini

01:09:34if not me then who

01:09:38right

01:09:39hi guys

01:09:40thank you guys so much

01:09:41i won

01:09:42you won

01:09:43there it is

01:09:44stop stop stop

01:09:45i'm gonna get

01:09:46oh yeah i'm gonna get in trouble

01:09:47i'm gonna get in trouble

01:09:48thank you baby gentleman

01:09:49sorry

01:09:50ladies and gentlemen

01:09:51we have merch at the back

01:09:52the party goes till 2am

01:09:54there's nowhere else to be

01:09:55it's shadow class

01:09:56do not go to

01:09:56violet myers house party

01:09:58this is the fucking place

01:09:59thank you all for coming

01:10:00thank you everyone for supporting

01:10:02adult stars we love you

01:10:03let's go

01:10:04yes fucking go

01:10:05liam

01:10:05styren

01:10:06aqua

01:10:07karen

01:10:07sheree

01:10:08luna

01:10:08we love you

01:10:09we'll see you next year

01:10:10we'll see you next year

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