REBECCA J & SINATRA MONROE TWERK FOR BRYAN CALLEN ON PILLOW TALK

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00:00:00I have a question for Sinatra and for Rebecca to say I'm gonna actually f*** on camera.

00:00:04When did you decide to actually make the jump? Because it's a big one.

00:00:07It's the biggest jump ever.

00:00:08I was always curious about it.

00:00:10You were?

00:00:10Oh yeah.

00:00:11I like being watched, so I wanted to do it on a more professional scale.

00:00:14I was working a really horrible job.

00:00:16What was the job?

00:00:16I was working at a daycare.

00:00:18Oh.

00:00:18I hated it.

00:00:19It's f***ing kids driving crazy.

00:00:19You think the kids you used to daycare for f*** off to now?

00:00:22100%.

00:00:23Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Penelty!

00:00:30I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies.

00:00:35Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.

00:00:36This is Pillow Talk.

00:00:37I'm your host, Ryan Poundell, the number one adult show in the world.

00:00:40Just charted at number three comedy podcast in the world.

00:00:43We love you.

00:00:44Thank you for tuning in.

00:00:45We're doing it, baby.

00:00:46Girl, big episode today.

00:00:49Co-host, when I first discovered podcasts, I was living with my roommate, Lucas Curson,

00:00:54who every single day was watching Fighter and The Kid.

00:00:57You got to see this guy, Brian Callen.

00:00:59You know him.

00:01:00He's a guy in Entourage.

00:01:02You know when he's blind and Ari starts yelling at him.

00:01:04That's such an obscure reference.

00:01:06Of all the shit I've done.

00:01:07We're Entourage guys.

00:01:08I like it.

00:01:09I'll take it.

00:01:10I'll take it.

00:01:11Get the f*** out!

00:01:12Yes.

00:01:13He was so good.

00:01:14Right?

00:01:14So good.

00:01:15Ari Gaw.

00:01:16And I had to cry.

00:01:16You worked with all the goats.

00:01:18I did.

00:01:18Ari.

00:01:19I've worked with some very good people.

00:01:21Yeah, everybody.

00:01:22Everybody.

00:01:22The joke.

00:01:23Walk him.

00:01:23Joaquin Phoenix for five days.

00:01:25Joaquin.

00:01:26Joaquin.

00:01:26In a room with that guy.

00:01:27Yeah.

00:01:28I knew he was going to win an Oscar.

00:01:29You're both different.

00:01:30Dude.

00:01:30I can't.

00:01:31The way he lived on an apple a day and cigarettes.

00:01:34Megan Fox.

00:01:35Yes.

00:01:36Megan's my gal.

00:01:37Love Megan.

00:01:38Yes.

00:01:39One of the most successful podcasts.

00:01:41Early adapter too.

00:01:42You took a gamble.

00:01:43Not bad.

00:01:44I respect that.

00:01:44Yeah.

00:01:45Because we all jumped on.

00:01:45We were number four in the world for like seven years.

00:01:47Yeah.

00:01:48Fighter and the Kid is legendary.

00:01:50It was big.

00:01:50It's cool.

00:01:51It's cool now when you have people who are like super, you know, well-known.

00:01:55Who kind of are looking at you like.

00:01:56They were like, oh, I used to watch you.

00:01:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:58When they were kids.

00:01:59Yeah.

00:01:59It's so fucking weird.

00:02:00You know, the question about fighting during a kid though, for how big and great it was.

00:02:03Yeah.

00:02:04The set always kind of looked like you just made it up.

00:02:08Yeah.

00:02:08Because we were, again, we were so new to it.

00:02:10Like nobody.

00:02:11No, it was episode 1600.

00:02:13My agents.

00:02:14I remember I said no to a TV show because I was making more money on my podcast.

00:02:18But my agents, Hollywood didn't know about podcasts.

00:02:21Yeah, right.

00:02:21They didn't.

00:02:22And my agent was like, you know, he was like, you're making more in your pockets.

00:02:25I go, I was doing a sitcom.

00:02:26I was doing the number one sitcom on ABC.

00:02:29Which show?

00:02:30Goldberg's.

00:02:31Yes.

00:02:31And then Schooled.

00:02:32It was getting in the way of my money.

00:02:35Schooled you were the, was it the coach?

00:02:37Yeah.

00:02:37I wore those shorts.

00:02:38I saw that too.

00:02:39It was fucking crazy.

00:02:40Yeah.

00:02:40That shit I've had to do.

00:02:41Dare I say Jason Sudeikis kind of stole your shtick?

00:02:43Hey, come on.

00:02:44That's crazy talk.

00:02:45No, I don't know.

00:02:46But I mean.

00:02:46Dare I say.

00:02:47I would do anything.

00:02:48I danced.

00:02:49I remember Mad TV, the first real character that I got.

00:02:52Mad TV with Bobby.

00:02:53Yeah.

00:02:54And Will Sasso.

00:02:54I was in the original cast.

00:02:56So they came right after me.

00:02:57Oh, they were the part.

00:02:58I was literally the original cast in 95 and 96.

00:03:02No, I was before him too.

00:03:03He was.

00:03:03Okay, that's what I said.

00:03:04All those guys way before.

00:03:05I watched those guys.

00:03:06I know.

00:03:06To be honest.

00:03:07No, but I played pool boy.

00:03:08I would dance in high-heeled sneakers and a leopard skin bikini with a blonde wig.

00:03:14Ooh.

00:03:15And it was popular.

00:03:17I got a lot of fan mail from jail.

00:03:18Mad TV, 1600 times funnier than SNL.

00:03:21Always has been, always will be.

00:03:22This is Brian Callen.

00:03:27Oh, last thing.

00:03:28I was watching my favorite show all the time.

00:03:30Whenever I'm not doing well with the ladies, I feel like they're not texting me back.

00:03:33I watch Californication.

00:03:35It gives me this fucking.

00:03:37And I was having a bad down week.

00:03:39Girls weren't sleeping with me, not DMing back.

00:03:41So I put on my boy Hank and I kind of study him like my Bible.

00:03:44And then what do I see?

00:03:45Brian Callen having a heart attack with Hank Moody.

00:03:46I know.

00:03:47Yeah.

00:03:47And I had a mustache.

00:03:48I grew a mustache as a goof to look gross.

00:03:50And then the audition came and I was like, I'm going to go play a cop with a mustache.

00:03:54And they gave it to me.

00:03:55Brian Callen.

00:03:57Wow.

00:03:58It's an honor.

00:03:59Two claps.

00:04:00It's an honor.

00:04:01Two claps.

00:04:02Our second co-host today.

00:04:05This girl jumped in the industry a year ago.

00:04:08Yes.

00:04:08Doesn't even live here.

00:04:11Sweetheart.

00:04:11Haven't heard any bad things about you, to be honest.

00:04:14Oh, thanks.

00:04:15Drama free.

00:04:16Totally thought your booty was fake.

00:04:18Not that there's anything wrong with that.

00:04:19You did.

00:04:20But I was very impressed.

00:04:21The way I met her, I was invited to act in a brazzler scene, Men in Black, with Ricky

00:04:26Johnson having a threesome with Sinatra Monroe and Scarlett Alexis.

00:04:30And by the way, low key didn't tell you guys, me and Scarlett Alexis were like kind of

00:04:34dating at that time.

00:04:35We knew.

00:04:36Oh, you knew.

00:04:37Yeah.

00:04:38And they thought it'd be funny for me to like actually cuck in real life.

00:04:43Playing a cuck.

00:04:44But really cucking.

00:04:45So very interesting.

00:04:46Yeah.

00:04:46But Sinatra Monroe, she's going to take over the fucking business.

00:04:49Especially if you move to LA.

00:04:50You're going to take over the fucking world.

00:04:52Sinatra Monroe.

00:04:53On fire.

00:04:54On fire.

00:04:55On fire.

00:04:56On fire.

00:04:56And our guest today.

00:04:59You're scary.

00:05:01She's a Florida gal.

00:05:03Yeah.

00:05:04One of the most successful.

00:05:07You're like an Elon Musk IQ at this shit.

00:05:09You figured out this game more than anyone I've ever seen in my life.

00:05:12Every fucking four days.

00:05:14It's the craziest story ever breaks out about you.

00:05:17Sometimes I believe it.

00:05:19And I'm like, well, no, no.

00:05:20Wait a sec.

00:05:21It's Rebecca J.

00:05:22It's Rebecca J.

00:05:23But you're good at the acting.

00:05:25The one where the guy pushed you at the bar.

00:05:27I wanted to fly to Florida and fight for you.

00:05:29A lot of people wanted to fight for my honor.

00:05:31Because the guy's face was in it.

00:05:33For my honor, yeah.

00:05:34You put it.

00:05:34His full fucking face was in it.

00:05:35Yeah, yeah.

00:05:36That's why I thought it was real.

00:05:37Yeah.

00:05:37What guy would sign up for a viral video hitting a woman?

00:05:39Right, exactly.

00:05:40You're insane for making that happen.

00:05:41Well, thank you.

00:05:42You pay him?

00:05:43No.

00:05:43Okay.

00:05:44No, you want to be famous?

00:05:46You want to be famous?

00:05:47You want to be famous for a couple minutes?

00:05:48Yeah.

00:05:49You want to trend for a day?

00:05:50It's so biz.

00:05:51That's the thing about social media.

00:05:53You can do anything.

00:05:54You can light yourself on fire.

00:05:55It's like, that was cool for about 15 minutes.

00:05:57Yeah, yeah.

00:05:57Next.

00:05:58100%.

00:05:58It's unbelievable.

00:05:59You know, you put out the best reel of your fucking life and you're so high for a day.

00:06:03It's just blowing up.

00:06:04Comments, likes.

00:06:05And then the next day it's over and you're like, oh, I got to start over.

00:06:07Yeah.

00:06:08It's really depressing.

00:06:09Yeah.

00:06:09It is.

00:06:10This is Rebecca J.

00:06:13The most applause.

00:06:15The most applause.

00:06:16Rebecca J, you're known on the internet for your booty.

00:06:19Uh-huh.

00:06:20But booty is nowhere to be seen today.

00:06:22No.

00:06:23And those look like bigger tits than Angela White.

00:06:25And they're real.

00:06:26Real.

00:06:26All real.

00:06:27Are they?

00:06:28Yeah.

00:06:29Because the new thing girls are doing is they're not getting breast implants, but they're

00:06:32getting filler in their tits.

00:06:34No.

00:06:34And they say, no, I never got implants.

00:06:36Really?

00:06:36That's the cheat code.

00:06:37I don't know what that means.

00:06:38I've never even heard of that.

00:06:39Me neither.

00:06:40I haven't either.

00:06:41Did you just make that up?

00:06:42No, no, I'm telling you.

00:06:44It's new as of, I want to say, a year and a half ago.

00:06:46Okay.

00:06:47Girls are putting, they take fat.

00:06:49Oh, yeah, no.

00:06:49And then you got to wait a couple years.

00:06:51They take life cold.

00:06:51There's nothing to do.

00:06:52Fat transfer.

00:06:53Fat transfer to the tits.

00:06:54That's it.

00:06:54That's insane.

00:06:55We have nothing.

00:06:56Guys have nothing.

00:06:56You can buy a nice car.

00:06:58No, you do.

00:06:59Injections.

00:07:00I'm glad you brought that up right.

00:07:01I'm bringing you a gift.

00:07:02Oh, yes.

00:07:03What is that?

00:07:03Yes.

00:07:04It's a pig pump.

00:07:05Never used one, but you know the night is still young.

00:07:07And if you think this is because I'm sponsored, they dropped my sponsorship six months ago,

00:07:10but I still have four.

00:07:11You actually told me that you used it and it worked.

00:07:14Yes.

00:07:15Yeah.

00:07:15On my life.

00:07:16Is that true?

00:07:17I swear to God.

00:07:17I'll show you before and after.

00:07:18That's amazing.

00:07:19Liam peeks on me in the shower every chance he gets.

00:07:21Is it not bigger?

00:07:22Just add water.

00:07:24Yeah.

00:07:24Just add water.

00:07:25And your dick will hydrate.

00:07:27That has to hurt.

00:07:27How's your dick, Brian Callum?

00:07:28I do pretty well.

00:07:30You got a good dick?

00:07:30I mean, you know, to be honest with you, yes.

00:07:32Are you Italian?

00:07:34Yeah.

00:07:35He has a big dick.

00:07:36That's a thing?

00:07:37That's a thing.

00:07:37Yes.

00:07:37My mother's 100% Australian.

00:07:39Italians have dicks?

00:07:40I mean, I never knew I did until I remember two things.

00:07:46A girl told me I did.

00:07:48And then I saw this porn and they were talking about the guy's dick.

00:07:52Peter North.

00:07:54He's an old school porn.

00:07:55That's cum shot all the time.

00:07:56Yeah.

00:07:56And I was like, and I was like there and I was with my girlfriend and I was like, and

00:08:01she was like, yeah, your dick is just as big as that.

00:08:03It's bigger.

00:08:03And I was like, okay.

00:08:04Whoa, whoa.

00:08:05You're saying you have a Peter North cock on you?

00:08:06I mean, that's what she said.

00:08:08You know.

00:08:08Is it a grower or a shower?

00:08:09Is it good right now?

00:08:10You know, it's not bad now even.

00:08:12Wow.

00:08:13And I send my friends my dick sometimes.

00:08:14Like I'll send buddies.

00:08:16I'll just be like, I'll just be like, just so you understand.

00:08:18And I'll send a picture of me naked.

00:08:21I did that the other day to a couple of friends.

00:08:22And I'll just be like, this is what I'm working on.

00:08:25That's so confident.

00:08:25Just to make them feel a little bit better.

00:08:27You can do dick humor because no one can shame you for it.

00:08:30Yeah.

00:08:30Or I'll just, or I send my, one of my best friends a picture of my dick and I just said,

00:08:34hope you're having a good day.

00:08:36See, that's so cool.

00:08:37Yeah.

00:08:37And then it just, cause for them, they're like, what the fuck, dude?

00:08:39I can't make those jokes.

00:08:41You can't?

00:08:42No, because then it's, oh, did you see Ryan's dick?

00:08:44You know, you're a good looking guy and you're tall.

00:08:46I appreciate that.

00:08:47You're tall.

00:08:47I appreciate that.

00:08:48And you have a good personality.

00:08:49I would trade everything for an extra inch.

00:08:52Yeah.

00:08:53I really would.

00:08:53Yeah.

00:08:53But I think all guys would, even guys with really huge dicks.

00:08:57Well, the new thing now is in Columbia, stem cells in your dick.

00:09:01It's $30,000.

00:09:02What?

00:09:03And apparently your dick has four inches of skin.

00:09:07Of hidden dick.

00:09:07Yes.

00:09:08Yeah, I heard about that.

00:09:08Four inches of hidden cock.

00:09:09Really?

00:09:10Yeah.

00:09:1030 grand.

00:09:11Yeah.

00:09:11And you go, now the Americans are trying to copy it and it's actually, you go every quarter,

00:09:16every three months.

00:09:17And I thought they just sliced like under the balls and they just let it pop out.

00:09:21Yeah, that's it.

00:09:22They cut a tendon.

00:09:23Yeah.

00:09:24Apparently, but that's sometimes your dick when you get hard, apparently can go straight

00:09:28down.

00:09:28That's what I've heard.

00:09:30It used to be they would cut it down.

00:09:31There's a tendon, I guess, and that you can cut and it'll give you like a couple inches

00:09:35of length.

00:09:36But sometimes if it goes wrong and you get a hard on, your dick will kind of point straight

00:09:40down as opposed to, you know, like towards your feet.

00:09:43Yeah.

00:09:43That's what I've heard.

00:09:44I don't know.

00:09:44I'm picturing that and it looks crazy.

00:09:46That's good for the pile driver and that's it.

00:09:48The healing process is great on that one.

00:09:51You guys like size queens?

00:09:54You like the size?

00:09:54Usually booty, big booty is big dick.

00:09:57They kind of mesh.

00:09:58I'll be honest with you.

00:10:01Please do.

00:10:02We love that.

00:10:02Like, I like a big dick.

00:10:03Don't get me wrong.

00:10:04Okay.

00:10:04But sometimes, you know, some guys are just a little too big.

00:10:09You know what I mean?

00:10:10Absolutely.

00:10:11So Ryan Callen, too big, probably.

00:10:12I don't know about that.

00:10:13You want to show them a pic?

00:10:14Are you like a Speedo-wearing Italian?

00:10:17No, I don't wear Speedos.

00:10:19I did on Mad TV with that.

00:10:20Do you want to show them a dick pic and get a little live dick?

00:10:23My wife will get mad at me.

00:10:25Of course the wife.

00:10:25We don't want to piss your wife off.

00:10:26Of course.

00:10:27No, we're not.

00:10:27Yeah, I gotta be careful.

00:10:29I gotta be careful.

00:10:30You guys ever mess around with the micro?

00:10:34No, that's also a negative for me.

00:10:36Because another thing I'm noticing is guys with micro penises have such good game.

00:10:40Yeah.

00:10:41They have to.

00:10:41Every beautiful girl has gone home with a pinky.

00:10:44Right.

00:10:45And I'm so shocked by that.

00:10:46I go home with my hand every day, so it can't be that much different.

00:10:50It's like tripping with a man.

00:10:52Wow.

00:10:53But aren't you guys way more complicated?

00:10:54Like, I feel like...

00:10:55I feel like...

00:10:56Yeah.

00:10:57But I mean, we're all sexual creatures, right?

00:10:59But I do think that sometimes there are guys...

00:11:04Women can...

00:11:05Like, it's almost like they're...

00:11:07If the guy's passionate, he's sexy, he's really good at what he does, and he's just...

00:11:13He might look a certain way.

00:11:15If his dick isn't perfect...

00:11:18We put that mouth to work.

00:11:19Yeah, but also, it's like, you can also fall in love with him at the same time, right?

00:11:23And you can still...

00:11:23Absolutely.

00:11:25Like, you don't give a fuck at the end of the day.

00:11:26It's like...

00:11:27I think, right?

00:11:28Yeah.

00:11:28I mean, every woman's different.

00:11:29You know, my ex sent me a meme post-breakup, and it said,

00:11:33Your two inches felt like seven because I loved you.

00:11:35Oh!

00:11:37Dude!

00:11:37You put that on a postcard.

00:11:39On a birthday card.

00:11:41She unblocked me, sent the meme, wait till I read it, and then blocked me.

00:11:43I was like, wow, you won.

00:11:45That was funny.

00:11:46Lost the battle and the war.

00:11:48Literally.

00:11:49Yeah.

00:11:50So who you fucking now, Rebecca J?

00:11:51Damn!

00:11:52Yeah.

00:11:53Like that?

00:11:56Actually, I just broke up with my ex.

00:12:00The UFC guy.

00:12:01You see, he knows this shit.

00:12:03He's in the UFC world.

00:12:04Yeah.

00:12:05Oh, you are?

00:12:05I love the fight game.

00:12:06Oh, okay, cool.

00:12:07No, no, no.

00:12:07You're in jiu-jitsu black belt?

00:12:09No, I'm just...

00:12:10I'm in taekwondo black belt.

00:12:11But I was a wrestler.

00:12:12And then in jiu-jitsu, I still do jiu-jitsu.

00:12:14I box.

00:12:15Taekwondo?

00:12:15You know.

00:12:16What does that really do?

00:12:17The way I studied it, though, my teacher was a boxer.

00:12:20Kick away.

00:12:21Kick away.

00:12:21No, he was like...

00:12:22We fought.

00:12:23Okay, okay.

00:12:23We fought.

00:12:24But, you know, my friends are pro fighters, so I'm not going to talk about fighting because

00:12:28I've been...

00:12:29I've done it long enough to know how tough I'm not.

00:12:32Like, you box.

00:12:33Like, I used to box a lot.

00:12:34And you get in the ring.

00:12:35And if it's a regular guy, okay.

00:12:38But then you get in with just a good amateur.

00:12:41You get in with a black guy.

00:12:42Dude.

00:12:42Or just like, oh, my God.

00:12:44Black guys.

00:12:44And that's not racist.

00:12:45No, you get in with a pro.

00:12:46They're just better.

00:12:47They're tough.

00:12:47You get in with a pro.

00:12:48Yes, they're just better.

00:12:48And you never say to a pro, if you're an actor like me and a comic, and you box, okay?

00:12:54This is what I'm putting in in quotes.

00:12:56You don't go to a gym and ever say to a professional, you don't go, do you want to spar?

00:13:01Don't do that because you're going to get knocked out.

00:13:04What I would do is if a guy was really good and he did it for a living, I'd go, hey, can

00:13:09we move around a little bit?

00:13:11Right.

00:13:11Maybe, you know, just don't hurt me, but let me just move around so I can tell my friends

00:13:15that I was boxing with, you know?

00:13:17That's fine.

00:13:18That's what you do.

00:13:19And giggle a little bit, perk your ass, and make sure that you just be a little bit like

00:13:23just produce a little estrogen.

00:13:25Like, hey, can I box with you?

00:13:27Yeah, right.

00:13:27Right behind your head.

00:13:29That's the way you don't get hurt in a gym.

00:13:31Don't go.

00:13:32Don't be like, who wants to glove up?

00:13:34Let's, you know, you're going to die.

00:13:35Who's the coolest person you've fake sparred with?

00:13:38I mean, you know, Donald Cerrone was my buddy.

00:13:40So I was sparring.

00:13:42He was staying at my house and he goes, after I was done, he goes, you're doing everything

00:13:45wrong.

00:13:46And I was like, and then he gave me a lesson.

00:13:47Everybody's like, holy shit.

00:13:48He lost his last 12 fights.

00:13:49We're fine.

00:13:49No, but he was so great.

00:13:51He was, he's the most winningest fucking fighter in the UFC in all was at one point, but he's

00:13:56hall of fame.

00:13:56But then, uh, you know, I don't know.

00:13:58I've just, I've, I've gotten a chance to roll around and tussle with some really good

00:14:02people.

00:14:03How good is Brendan Schaub actually?

00:14:05If you guys like play fight.

00:14:07Oh, you mean, you mean the guy who weighs 270, who was a pro athlete?

00:14:11Oh, you mean the D1 football player?

00:14:13Um, the guy who can deadlift 600 pounds for reps, that guy?

00:14:16Six foot four?

00:14:17He's an athlete.

00:14:17He was a black, high level black belt in jujitsu?

00:14:20Oh, he's an athlete.

00:14:20Well, I know people are going to say high level, but he's a legit black belt, a legit

00:14:24Henner Gracie black belt.

00:14:25And, and I mean, uh, there's nothing that works on him.

00:14:29You and I, he can kill, he can kill you immediately.

00:14:33Okay.

00:14:33And most people, including pro fighters.

00:14:36Like if you, if he grabs you in an elevator, I don't give a fuck who you are.

00:14:39You better be a heavyweight.

00:14:40You're making him sound like a fucking superhero.

00:14:41Well, you better be a heavyweight because there's the, he's, he's terrifying.

00:14:45When you're that big in that skill, they can just do weird shit.

00:14:47Like they just squeeze you and you're like, yeah, yeah, correct.

00:14:52Hey, tell me to go to sleep.

00:14:53And they're not choking you.

00:14:55They're just grabbing your little tummy.

00:14:56And you're like, oh, I have to poo.

00:14:58Kiss you on your forehead and put you.

00:15:00I feel like now in 2024, because of sex podcasts, because of memes and shit going on in movies,

00:15:07girls are getting, they're taking this shit so far.

00:15:10Girls are going to start dying soon.

00:15:11I think what, you know, girls are now they're getting water boat.

00:15:14What does that have to do with sex?

00:15:15You're getting tied to a chair and they're drowning you like you're in world war two.

00:15:18Oh yeah.

00:15:19No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:19At what point, what is that?

00:15:24Uber.

00:15:25I ordered food.

00:15:27You ordered food.

00:15:27What the fuck are you doing here?

00:15:32Oh, what are you doing here?

00:15:34Stop.

00:15:35What are you, oh.

00:15:37Wait, what the fuck are you doing?

00:15:38Who the fuck is this?

00:15:40What is wrong with you?

00:15:41What the fuck you doing up here?

00:15:43What are you fucking up here?

00:15:44Oh, he is.

00:15:45I'm not fucking her.

00:15:46And his dick is bigger.

00:15:47And his dick is bigger.

00:15:48My dick is not bigger.

00:15:50And I'm not fucking her.

00:15:51Yeah, he is.

00:15:52Bro.

00:15:52And what?

00:15:52My dick is immediate my best.

00:15:54I've been using a dick pump.

00:15:54I grew an inch.

00:15:55Get out of here.

00:15:56What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:15:57Get the fuck out of here.

00:15:59Brian, I need your help.

00:16:01I'm scared.

00:16:02Brian, jujitsu, taekwondo.

00:16:05He left.

00:16:06He's up.

00:16:11Damn, that was bad.

00:16:11Where'd he go?

00:16:13Did he leave?

00:16:13He's here.

00:16:16He's going.

00:16:17Brian.

00:16:19Yo, she set it up.

00:16:21This is the bar limit.

00:16:22I'm not fucking, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'll be out here with that.

00:16:27I don't get involved in those, like, those fucking, like, lover's spats.

00:16:30I'm like, not for me.

00:16:31I'm not getting involved in that.

00:16:32Oh, my God.

00:16:32I was like, nope.

00:16:33I know, that's domestic shit.

00:16:34I'm like, no.

00:16:35I'm out.

00:16:36The back girl was pretty tough.

00:16:38I was like, no.

00:16:39No, I was like, I'm out.

00:16:40That was a bad deal.

00:16:42Lover's quarrel?

00:16:43Fuck that.

00:16:46Holy shit.

00:16:46No, no, no, no.

00:16:47I'm not dealing with that.

00:16:47And I was like, boyfriend, girlfriend shit, see ya.

00:16:50Yeah.

00:16:51Yeah, that was, I was like, I'm out.

00:16:53I'm out.

00:16:53I'm facing the person here, this one.

00:16:55Sinatraa, not me.

00:16:57Not me, I was like, I was like, I was like, that's her boyfriend and she's here.

00:17:01I'm like, see ya.

00:17:03I was going to let them, I was going to let them fight it out and I was like, I'll come

00:17:06back, but I'm not, domestic violence, fuck off.

00:17:10I got no idea what you're doing or him.

00:17:12I was like, see ya.

00:17:14Nice to meet ya.

00:17:15I literally was going, I'll go sit in my car and wait till it goes up, wait till I'm

00:17:21done with this and then I'll come back.

00:17:23I saw a little spin because he walked to the door, then he walked back.

00:17:27Well, at first I was like, at first I was like, I go, what's going on?

00:17:31And I knew some trouble.

00:17:32I was like, that doesn't look good.

00:17:33That looks like a boyfriend.

00:17:35And then he threw his food down and I was like, the food truck.

00:17:39Yeah, you got the fuck out of here fast.

00:17:42Yeah, because that's your boyfriend.

00:17:43I'm like, I'm not going to be among this.

00:17:46I was here for the drama.

00:17:47I had no idea what was going on with it.

00:17:48I was like, what did Sinatra do?

00:17:50I was here for the drama.

00:17:51I was scared for my life.

00:17:52She was like.

00:17:54No.

00:17:55I was screaming, Brian Taekwondo.

00:17:57You missed the part when she said, but yeah, his dick is way bigger.

00:17:59And he was like, no, but mine's just medium.

00:18:03I heard, I heard, I was like, they're going to have this argument on camera.

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00:19:38Is this your real boyfriend, this guy?

00:19:39No.

00:19:41They just found me outside.

00:19:44I knew you were an actor?

00:19:46You're an actor?

00:19:47No, I was smoking outside.

00:19:48Did you believe me or something?

00:19:50No, you know what I thought?

00:19:51Are you serious?

00:19:51No, what I thought was that you had driven her here and you got some information on a phone.

00:19:59I was like, uh-oh, she found out she's been cheating.

00:20:02See ya!

00:20:03Yeah, right.

00:20:05You're like...

00:20:06There she's stuck again, eh?

00:20:08I told you.

00:20:09That was good.

00:20:09It had to happen.

00:20:10So you stay there.

00:20:11You do these things?

00:20:13It's fun, isn't it?

00:20:13Yeah, get BZ's out.

00:20:15This is done.

00:20:15I just cheated.

00:20:16Good job.

00:20:17You got it.

00:20:18Well done.

00:20:18That's a big, although, actor.

00:20:20You out-acted the actor.

00:20:22Yeah, it was very good.

00:20:23It was very good.

00:20:25It's like, see ya.

00:20:27Nothing good happens between girlfriends and boyfriends.

00:20:30Especially boyfriends that are jealous.

00:20:32Enjoy that.

00:20:33And throwing food around.

00:20:34Yeah, are you okay?

00:20:35Can you throw it at me?

00:20:35I feel like your left tit is bruised.

00:20:37No, I was like...

00:20:38Oh, he threw it at you?

00:20:39I didn't say that.

00:20:40I was just watching him.

00:20:41You were gone.

00:20:41He was like speed lightning out of here.

00:20:43Next time you do this prank, tell him to take it easy on the toss.

00:20:45It's gonna be funny to see him and that camera just go...

00:20:48I was like...

00:20:50Because I can't...

00:20:52Because I don't know what's going on.

00:20:54With girlfriend, boyfriend shit, I don't know what's going on.

00:20:56I need to still show up his face.

00:20:57You might be wrong.

00:20:58He might be wrong.

00:20:59I got no idea, but I'm not gonna...

00:21:00Be in the middle.

00:21:01Yeah, man.

00:21:02Are you upset that she pulled up?

00:21:04That was great.

00:21:05Okay, great.

00:21:05That's good.

00:21:06That was great.

00:21:07I'm here for the drama.

00:21:09Rebecca's right.

00:21:10I literally was like, I'm gonna go hang out, let them have their thing, and then we'll

00:21:14come back.

00:21:14And then I'll get briefed when you come back.

00:21:17You know, what if he beat the shit out of the girls?

00:21:19No, I didn't think there was a possibility of that.

00:21:21Oh, yeah, you knew that?

00:21:23Well, I thought...

00:21:24He's like, what's your own take?

00:21:26No, no, no.

00:21:26They're family.

00:21:27I gotta go.

00:21:27No, no, no.

00:21:28She's too tough.

00:21:29Is she a niche?

00:21:30No, no, no.

00:21:30No, no.

00:21:31She's not somebody who would...

00:21:32She wouldn't date somebody like that.

00:21:34Right.

00:21:34You know what I mean?

00:21:35For me, I was like...

00:21:38You beat up men.

00:21:39She's in power.

00:21:39I don't beat up men.

00:21:40Yeah, you do.

00:21:41I tame them.

00:21:42Yeah.

00:21:43No, it was more...

00:21:44What I was like, she's...

00:21:46You know, she's not the kind of gal that would date a violent dude.

00:21:50Am I right?

00:21:50No, no, no.

00:21:51I don't like that.

00:21:51It was more like, I was like, this guy just found out she's cheating on him.

00:21:54But don't you find Colombians...

00:21:56I like men that do facial routines with me.

00:21:59Because, Rebecca J, I will say, for how you look, you would assume there'd be a little

00:22:03bit more craziness?

00:22:06Respectfully...

00:22:07Oh, I never said I wasn't crazy now.

00:22:08There it is.

00:22:09Yep.

00:22:10You just gotta...

00:22:11Because I've never met a Latina that didn't like...

00:22:13Okay, she's a little nuts.

00:22:15Yeah.

00:22:15Respectfully.

00:22:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:17Yeah.

00:22:17They're a little...

00:22:18We were all raised by Hispanic women, so it's just a...

00:22:21Yeah, the mom teaches you at a young age, beat the fuck out of dad.

00:22:24Yeah.

00:22:25Yeah.

00:22:25Scream.

00:22:27Yeah.

00:22:27Be just very, very loud.

00:22:29Then cook for him and take care of him.

00:22:31Yeah.

00:22:31Yeah, basically.

00:22:32But if he's out of line, beat the shit out of him.

00:22:34Yeah.

00:22:35Well, we don't...

00:22:36I can't say that that's necessarily true.

00:22:40Latin women, I feel like, are more good with their words.

00:22:45Like, we could tame you before you get to that point.

00:22:47Yeah, you're not losing a fucking rap battle.

00:22:49No.

00:22:50Without the rhymes.

00:22:51No, no.

00:22:51Yeah.

00:22:52And then you get your dick sucked.

00:22:57Do Latinas...

00:22:57Wait, hold that smile.

00:23:00Latinas like to give the blowjob?

00:23:02Yeah.

00:23:03That's very kind.

00:23:04Yeah.

00:23:04It is kind.

00:23:04Well, I don't know if it's Latinas.

00:23:06It could just be...

00:23:07Just women in general.

00:23:09Mm-hmm.

00:23:09I don't know.

00:23:10There's this...

00:23:11The prettier the girl, and the more that she thinks she's like an IG model, then, you

00:23:17know, an OF girl?

00:23:19No blowjobs.

00:23:19No?

00:23:20No.

00:23:20Let me ask you this about that.

00:23:22So, women get all these likes, right?

00:23:25So, they said...

00:23:25I've heard this.

00:23:26I don't know if this is true, but they say that narcissism in women has skyrocketed because

00:23:32online, you get a million, two million followers, you get all this crazy attention, and you're

00:23:38always in power.

00:23:39Yeah.

00:23:40Right?

00:23:40So, you're always in a position where whatever's going on with a guy who comes in, he's like,

00:23:45you fucking...

00:23:46You chose another man because you can.

00:23:48Yeah, right.

00:23:48So, men are always on their back foot.

00:23:50And so, when you're always in that position of power with constant suitors, constant attention,

00:23:54it's impossible for it not to kind of go to your head.

00:23:58Yeah.

00:23:58It's a terrible time to be like the broke hot guy.

00:24:01The what?

00:24:01The broke hot guy.

00:24:03Yeah.

00:24:03You know, in the 90s, the hot bartender dude, he's fucking tense.

00:24:06Or the broke ugly guy.

00:24:07Yeah.

00:24:07Then you're now getting...

00:24:08Oh, you're done.

00:24:09Yeah.

00:24:09Just broke is not good.

00:24:10Show's over.

00:24:11Right.

00:24:12But that's what's going on.

00:24:13Right.

00:24:13Would you guys date a broke ugly guy if he had a really nice cock?

00:24:17He has to have a really nice future.

00:24:20Ah, potentially.

00:24:22Yeah.

00:24:22Okay, you want to believe in him.

00:24:23Yeah.

00:24:24I get that.

00:24:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:25A project.

00:24:26Right.

00:24:26Yeah.

00:24:27No, no, I don't want to have to fix you.

00:24:30Okay.

00:24:30You know what I mean?

00:24:31What's the biggest ick, you know, career they're pursuing?

00:24:34A career?

00:24:35Yeah.

00:24:36Is it crypto maybe?

00:24:37No.

00:24:38No.

00:24:38I think...

00:24:39You date a little crypto guy?

00:24:41I'm trying to think.

00:24:42No, I have never dated a crypto guy.

00:24:44I can't even be friends with...

00:24:45Why?

00:24:45...of crypto guys.

00:24:46Why?

00:24:47If they're only crypto guys...

00:24:48Is that all they talk about?

00:24:49Yeah.

00:24:50You know, you feel me?

00:24:51It's just a vibe.

00:24:51A crypto guy.

00:24:52Like, they're just crypto.

00:24:53All they talk about is crypto.

00:24:54They think they're better than you because you're not a crypto.

00:24:55Well, every time I hear a crypto guy, Jeff Dye has a great joke.

00:24:59I'm taking his joke, but Jeff Dye has the funniest joke.

00:25:01He's like, why does everybody, every crypto guy have two roommates and they're in their 30s?

00:25:05You know that sort of idea?

00:25:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:07So rich.

00:25:07When somebody's a crypto bro, I'm always waiting for them to go completely broke.

00:25:15Like, you might have a lot of money now, but everything is built on this...

00:25:17Yeah, yeah.

00:25:18We're watching the downfall in live times.

00:25:19On this whole cyber reality.

00:25:22There's a climax to your story, buddy.

00:25:24Yeah.

00:25:25We're getting so fucking crazy.

00:25:26Think about how crazy we are right now, where we start talking about, are they real followers

00:25:30or are they bots?

00:25:31Are they real friends or are they bots?

00:25:34What do you mean real fucking friends?

00:25:36My million friends?

00:25:37You know what I mean?

00:25:38Then you don't really have a million followers or anything.

00:25:40I don't know, dude, but I don't have that conversation.

00:25:42I feel like people have gotten really awkward, too.

00:25:45Yeah.

00:25:45Because we're not connecting.

00:25:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:47Yeah, like, having, like, personal conversations with people face-to-face has gotten so uncomfortable.

00:25:55Yeah, yeah.

00:25:55Dudes, younger generation are weirdos on dates now.

00:25:58For real, they really are.

00:25:59Yeah.

00:25:59They don't know what to do.

00:26:01They don't.

00:26:01We used to have to go out and talk your shit, try to get laid.

00:26:05Yeah.

00:26:05Now it's based on how cool you are online.

00:26:07Yeah.

00:26:07Let's be real.

00:26:08Crazy.

00:26:09I feel like when I was a kid, I was getting hurt all the time and just bouncing back up.

00:26:12These kids now are so sensitive.

00:26:14Like, they can't.

00:26:14Yeah.

00:26:15You have kids, Brian Kong?

00:26:16Yeah, four.

00:26:16Four?

00:26:17Yeah.

00:26:1816-year-old, 13-year-old, a two-and-a-half-year-old, and a five-month-old.

00:26:23Oh, wow.

00:26:24You're a busy man.

00:26:25I'll be 80 when my kids are in, again, college.

00:26:29Somebody kill me.

00:26:30Holy shit.

00:26:31Hey, looks good for 57, right?

00:26:33Oh, you do.

00:26:33Yeah, you do.

00:26:34Right?

00:26:34Yeah.

00:26:35Stop it.

00:26:35Yeah, yeah.

00:26:36I have my face tightened.

00:26:37That's the other reason I fucking, in trouble like that, I'm like, oh, I have kids.

00:26:41I'll see you.

00:26:42I'm out.

00:26:42Yeah, I have five kids.

00:26:44Yeah.

00:26:45Yeah.

00:26:45What's the oldest guy you girls have had sex with?

00:26:48Yeah, I'm getting down to the meat and potatoes, right?

00:26:52Oh, we're just getting started, Rebecca J.

00:26:53The oldest man I've ever been intimate with, I want to say he was about 58, maybe?

00:27:02Yeah.

00:27:02Curtis.

00:27:03You're in there.

00:27:04Come on, baby.

00:27:05Okay.

00:27:06Yeah.

00:27:06Come on.

00:27:0658.

00:27:07I haven't hit 60 yet.

00:27:0950 is the new 20.

00:27:10I've seen some good-looking 50-year-olds.

00:27:14Yeah, fuck the Brian Callen.

00:27:15If the guy, I mean, you know, I don't know, but if you stay in shape and you haven't lost

00:27:20all your hair, and you're happy with what you're doing.

00:27:24Yeah.

00:27:25Right?

00:27:25Yeah.

00:27:26That seems to be...

00:27:27Like the cool 50-year-olds in Miami, and you're like, yeah.

00:27:30You know what it is also when you get to you in your 50s is you don't have any FOMO.

00:27:34Like, you're not afraid.

00:27:37Nothing shiny distracts you anymore.

00:27:40When you're younger, man, you're a bird dog.

00:27:42It's just, like, fucking overwhelming.

00:27:43It's too much.

00:27:44I fucking don't want it all.

00:27:46You know, with everything.

00:27:47You get to a certain age, and you learn exactly where to place your energy, and you know exactly

00:27:51who you are, and you also know what is actually important and what's a distraction, and I

00:27:58think that's a gift.

00:27:59I feel like in my 30s, though, I'm more horny than in my 20s, actually.

00:28:03Why is that?

00:28:04Probably.

00:28:04What about when you're 40, 50?

00:28:06You know, you can still be, like, horny and still think about sex, but it doesn't drive

00:28:13you.

00:28:13I think...

00:28:14So I think you might be more horny, but I think there's something else going on.

00:28:19I think when we're men, and we're young, it's not that we're just horny.

00:28:24It's that we're also craving acceptance.

00:28:27Yeah, validation.

00:28:28We want validation.

00:28:29Remember, men want to be admired.

00:28:31Why?

00:28:32Our mothers did it.

00:28:33The first woman in our life was our mothers, and they admired us.

00:28:37And if you think, and if you want to get to a man, just, like, he just wants to be admired.

00:28:43That's what matters.

00:28:44He wants to feel like the provider and the protector.

00:28:47It's why a big dick matters.

00:28:50A big dick doesn't really matter, ultimately, but men are territorial.

00:28:54So I have a theory.

00:28:56I think that if somebody's had a bigger dick, and he's been further down your road than I

00:29:01have...

00:29:01Further down your road, you mean the actual...

00:29:03Your vaginal canal.

00:29:04Okay.

00:29:05It wasn't a metaphor.

00:29:06This sounds crazy.

00:29:07This sounds crazy.

00:29:08But men in their minds say, that guy has been to places I haven't been.

00:29:14And I don't...

00:29:15And he's got a flag planted up there.

00:29:18Yes.

00:29:18Why do you...

00:29:19And I have to reach it.

00:29:20I talk about this in my stand-up.

00:29:22Why do men...

00:29:23Why the fuck did they go to the moon and climb Mount Everest?

00:29:26I know women have done it now, but men did it first.

00:29:29Why?

00:29:30Not for the view.

00:29:31It was to put their flag in there and go, I've been there.

00:29:34You haven't, motherfucker.

00:29:35Right.

00:29:36That makes me better.

00:29:37Why do men build skyscrapers that high?

00:29:40Why is it that Dubai now has the highest skyscraper?

00:29:44It used to be the Sirius Tower.

00:29:45It was then...

00:29:45It was the Empire Stable.

00:29:46It was the Twin Towers.

00:29:48Why?

00:29:48It doesn't...

00:29:49It wasn't even...

00:29:50It didn't make a lot of sense.

00:29:52It's not energy efficient or a thousand things.

00:29:54No.

00:29:54It's because our city did it.

00:29:56We have the biggest dick.

00:29:57It's big dick energy.

00:29:58That's what it is.

00:29:59Would you say maybe that there's a direct correlation?

00:30:01between small dickers wanting to achieve those heights?

00:30:05100%.

00:30:05And you usually, as a man, are blessed if you have things you're compensating for.

00:30:12No one hiking Everest is packing, right?

00:30:14I can tell.

00:30:15A dude with a really big dick is usually that slow-moving dude with, like, fucking baggy

00:30:21clothes, playing video games, smoking weed.

00:30:25This girl's crazy about him, and she's feeding him, and he's like, let me get another sandwich.

00:30:28Can you toast it, please?

00:30:29Yeah, that's the big dick lifestyle.

00:30:32Yeah.

00:30:33When you see a guy with a car cover, and he tucks his shirt in, he's got a small dick,

00:30:36but he's making a lot of money.

00:30:37Yeah.

00:30:38Now, you find sometimes the combination is there, but...

00:30:41Yeah.

00:30:42It's like a...

00:30:43What is it?

00:30:44Small man complex?

00:30:45Mm-hmm.

00:30:45Like, the smaller the man, the more he has to make up for.

00:30:49Right.

00:30:49Yeah.

00:30:50Yeah, I get what you're saying.

00:30:51Yeah.

00:30:51The little dickers.

00:30:52Little dickers.

00:30:52Yeah, you could probably...

00:30:53I wonder.

00:30:54The guy that drives a big, huge truck and...

00:30:56Because do you girls think that you could take any girl, no matter how ugly, and after

00:31:00200K, you could make her hot?

00:31:02Um, what's that saying?

00:31:06You're not ugly, you're just poor.

00:31:07Right.

00:31:08Yes.

00:31:08But I mean, like, we're talking, like, think of an ugly girl.

00:31:12Is the technology good enough to make anyone good looking?

00:31:14Yeah.

00:31:15Wow.

00:31:15But, having said that, that hip-to-waist ratio, even in congenitally blind men, do you know

00:31:23this?

00:31:23When the legs are pencils?

00:31:25No, when, when, when, so the hip-to-waist ratio is what, uh, uh, uh, is it 30 to 70?

00:31:30So, so, that, that thing is how you carry a baby, right?

00:31:34It makes it easier.

00:31:35Even men who've never seen a woman with their eyes, men who are born blind, when they touch

00:31:39mannequins, they have them touch a regular mannequin that's straight up and down, and then

00:31:44they have them touch a mannequin with a waist and hips.

00:31:47They prefer that.

00:31:48They're attracted to that.

00:31:49So, there is certain DNA, there's certain biological traits.

00:31:53What are women like?

00:31:53They've done some interesting studies.

00:31:55Well, cream pies are good.

00:31:57No.

00:31:57Women like.

00:31:58Shoulders.

00:31:59Universally.

00:31:59Like, through all our cross cultures, from what they, they say, strong jaw, big eyes.

00:32:04Yeah.

00:32:04That's attractive.

00:32:06And a nice butt cheek.

00:32:07A nice ass.

00:32:08Oh, you get smiled.

00:32:09And, there's a study that, even if girls deny it, low-key with the men they love, they

00:32:13like that musky smell because it's like they're, they went hunting and they came back and

00:32:19I got you squirrels and a bull.

00:32:21Did you see the study they did on smell though with men?

00:32:24Fascinating.

00:32:24What's that?

00:32:25They had men sweat.

00:32:27They had men sweat and, and then they gave women the shirts to smell.

00:32:31And women chose the smell, the sweat of the men who had the most symmetrical features because

00:32:36they had the best immune systems.

00:32:38So, the men with, with like, you don't think it's a biased pick.

00:32:41They didn't know.

00:32:42Oh.

00:32:42They just gave them the shirts blind.

00:32:44So, the men worked out.

00:32:45They gave them, and the men with the, with the more symmetrical, that's fucking crazy.

00:32:50The ones with the most symmetrical features, right?

00:32:52Some guys get all the luck.

00:32:53Apparently had a better immune system, but they also smelled better.

00:32:56Fucking crazy.

00:32:57I don't know how you measure an immune system.

00:32:59Yeah.

00:33:00Discovery did that, I think, a long time ago.

00:33:02Wow.

00:33:03Who knows?

00:33:03Okay, let's talk body counts, everyone.

00:33:05Oh, shit.

00:33:06Yeah.

00:33:06Okay.

00:33:07Because Rebecca J, you're a little sweetheart.

00:33:09I am.

00:33:10You don't seem like a little, you know, you know?

00:33:14I don't know.

00:33:15I thought you were going to be more like nasty, I'm a boss bitch type vibe.

00:33:18Oh, I am a boss bitch.

00:33:20You are.

00:33:20But what's understood doesn't have to be explained.

00:33:22But you're, to be honest, a little sweeter than I thought.

00:33:25I knew you were nice.

00:33:26Yeah.

00:33:26But you're like a little cupcake.

00:33:28I am.

00:33:29Yeah.

00:33:30I thought you were going to-

00:33:31I got a cupcake from her.

00:33:32You know, I was expecting a bit of a Danny Banks vibe.

00:33:34Like a cinnamon roll.

00:33:35Does that make sense?

00:33:36Danny Banks?

00:33:37Yeah.

00:33:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:38I know that.

00:33:38I thought you were going to be like a Danny Banks.

00:33:39No, no, no, no.

00:33:40Or like a-

00:33:40I love Danny.

00:33:41Danny, I love you.

00:33:42You know that whole crew?

00:33:43Yeah, no.

00:33:44What's the other ones, you know?

00:33:45I don't know, girlfriend.

00:33:46That whole Vegas crew.

00:33:47Yeah.

00:33:47I thought you were one of them.

00:33:48Oh, yeah.

00:33:49No, I know who you're talking about.

00:33:50But yeah, no.

00:33:50No, no, no.

00:33:51They got their own thing going on.

00:33:52Their own vibe.

00:33:54I'm me.

00:33:55Yeah.

00:33:55Yeah, no.

00:33:56So what do you do?

00:33:56How often are you having sex?

00:34:01Legit question.

00:34:02That's a very good question.

00:34:03I literally had sex right before I got here.

00:34:06With a-

00:34:07None of your business, Ryan.

00:34:09With your manager?

00:34:10With my manager.

00:34:11That's why I fucking knew it.

00:34:13This is my man.

00:34:14And then she was a jerk.

00:34:16Yeah.

00:34:16This is my man-ger.

00:34:18Yeah.

00:34:18You have one of those too, don't you?

00:34:20A man-ger?

00:34:21No.

00:34:22Totally different business.

00:34:24Medical marijuana industry.

00:34:25Yeah, but your guy-

00:34:26I met your guy.

00:34:27Yeah.

00:34:28Yeah.

00:34:28He kind of manages you.

00:34:30No, not really.

00:34:31I saw my AVN.

00:34:31He had a clipboard.

00:34:32No, he's just there for support.

00:34:34For support.

00:34:34He's wearing a Sinatra t-shirt merch.

00:34:37I saw.

00:34:38Yeah.

00:34:40He's helping you.

00:34:41Yeah.

00:34:41Okay.

00:34:42As I will say, in porn, there's really like three types of boyfriends.

00:34:45Yeah.

00:34:46Right?

00:34:46There's like the ones that you have.

00:34:48Yep.

00:34:48And then there's like the rock star open orgy people.

00:34:52Uh-huh.

00:34:52And then there's like the cucks.

00:34:55Mm-hmm.

00:34:56I like seeing my girlfriend get fucked.

00:34:57You know?

00:34:58He likes that.

00:34:59He likes it.

00:34:59Okay.

00:34:59Oh, yeah.

00:35:00Okay.

00:35:00Got it.

00:35:01Who does?

00:35:01Your boyfriend?

00:35:02Yeah, my partner.

00:35:02You like a singer?

00:35:03Kind of, right?

00:35:04This summer, I've been a little cray-cray, but you know, I'm coming off a really bad breakup.

00:35:08I was just telling Brian Callen about it.

00:35:09Yeah.

00:35:10I feel like everybody should be swingers, to be honest with you.

00:35:12Are you-

00:35:12So your next relationship, you'd be open?

00:35:15Yeah.

00:35:16That's the only way to be.

00:35:17I would want to be open if I pitch it to the girl.

00:35:20Hey, do you mind if we're open?

00:35:22But if I meet a girl that's like, I want to suck other dicks, you cool with that?

00:35:26I wanted it to be my idea.

00:35:27That makes sense.

00:35:28Yeah.

00:35:28I mean, any girl is not going to be like, I want to suck a dick.

00:35:31Yeah.

00:35:32You're not going to be like, no, it's the adventure.

00:35:34But I just think that it's good.

00:35:36I don't care if you're married or whatever.

00:35:37Just not to try to control someone else's behavior.

00:35:39Exactly.

00:35:40Because you can't.

00:35:40So I'd rather just, like, if you're really honest and that's what you want to do, let

00:35:45me in on the game.

00:35:46I'd way rather that.

00:35:48But when I see relationships where it's all about trying to control the other person,

00:35:52right?

00:35:52You're not allowed to go out without me.

00:35:53You're not allowed to do this.

00:35:54Fail.

00:35:54It's like, good luck with that shit.

00:35:56That's not honest.

00:35:57It's exhausting.

00:35:58No, you only get one life.

00:36:00Like, you want to spend this life, like, with a bunch of, like, dead ends.

00:36:04You can't go here.

00:36:05You can't go there.

00:36:05You can't go like, no.

00:36:06I want to be with someone that is, like, wants to experience life.

00:36:10My first girlfriend, I think you guys might be able to relate to this.

00:36:13She kept accusing me of cheating when I wasn't.

00:36:15So much so that I said, you know what?

00:36:19Fine.

00:36:20I am a cheater.

00:36:21You know, it made me want to go do it.

00:36:22You turned her on to me.

00:36:23Anyways, I might as well get some pussy.

00:36:25Feel me, Brian Gaw?

00:36:26Yes, I do.

00:36:26Yeah.

00:36:27Yes, I do.

00:36:28Yeah.

00:36:28I have a friend.

00:36:29She's a swinger friend of mine.

00:36:32And she was telling me how she lets her husband go on dates, like, on his own.

00:36:37And then, like, the whole time she's home, she's, like, really jealous.

00:36:41Yeah.

00:36:41Yeah, but it turns her on.

00:36:42But it turns her on.

00:36:43She's, like, she'll be talking shit at home, like, that fucking asshole.

00:36:47I bet he's fucking the shit out of her right now.

00:36:50And this and that.

00:36:50And she's, like, he's, like, Rebecca, it turns me on so much.

00:36:54Sex is so complicated.

00:36:55I fucking love it.

00:36:56Like, I don't know how to handle it.

00:36:58And she's, like, and then I just go into the room and I just, like, masturbate until he comes home.

00:37:02Thinking about him fucking the girl.

00:37:04Crazy.

00:37:05That's amazing.

00:37:06Love it.

00:37:06I love that energy so much.

00:37:07Yeah, that's probably a lot more common than people think.

00:37:10Yeah.

00:37:10And I always appreciate when people are honest about it.

00:37:12Because, I don't know, man, I also think that, like.

00:37:16But not for dudes.

00:37:17Yeah, but.

00:37:17No way for dudes.

00:37:18Like, so, for me.

00:37:19Respectfully.

00:37:20It's a little rare, Sadatja.

00:37:21I feel like it's more rare the opposite way of a female to be, like.

00:37:24No.

00:37:25Guys are having threesomes left and right.

00:37:27Interesting.

00:37:27How many dudes are bringing their bro in for a threesome?

00:37:29Well, what I'm saying is.

00:37:31That's right.

00:37:31I just think sometimes as a guy, it's hard for guys to realize that maybe your girl wants

00:37:38a little variety once in a blue moon.

00:37:39Or maybe you're not all that.

00:37:42Maybe, just like you, she sometimes sees somebody and she's like, I just.

00:37:46Like, maybe an adventure.

00:37:48Maybe something crazy.

00:37:49Either way, I'd rather know that than try to control that impulse in you.

00:37:54Because that's.

00:37:55It's just not obvious.

00:37:56You know, it would really matter to me what city she cheated on me in.

00:37:59Why?

00:38:01Why?

00:38:01Actually, that's a good point.

00:38:02That's very funny.

00:38:03The fear of walking into a restaurant.

00:38:05You know, I walk in a bowl.

00:38:06Oh, yeah.

00:38:06And he's having a city and he goes, oh.

00:38:09Came in his girlfriend's mouth last night.

00:38:10Yeah.

00:38:11That's actually happened to me.

00:38:13By the way.

00:38:13Why are they looking at me like that?

00:38:14By the way, you didn't do a good job with your fork mining.

00:38:17You went like that.

00:38:17Came in his girlfriend's mouth.

00:38:19Such a tiny fork to you.

00:38:21Like, at least.

00:38:22Why do you stick the whole fork in your fucking mouth?

00:38:24It's so aggressive.

00:38:25My mouth was bleeding when I poked the back of my torso.

00:38:31But my girl said, like, listen, it's been 10 years we're married.

00:38:34I need to go take some other dick.

00:38:35Mind if I go to Greece and fuck a random Greek guy?

00:38:37Greeks have big dicks.

00:38:38Okay.

00:38:39Maybe not Greeks.

00:38:39I heard that from a urologist.

00:38:43Well, I didn't.

00:38:44But for the story, I was there.

00:38:45But my best friend told me that this nurse, she worked in a urology thing, so she saw tons

00:38:51of dicks.

00:38:52And she was kind of like a brassy 45-year-old salty nurse smoking.

00:38:57She was on a cruise.

00:38:58So, yeah, anyway, you know what?

00:39:00He goes and talks like this.

00:39:01She was from New York and stuff.

00:39:02And my buddy goes, your urologist has seen a lot of dicks, huh?

00:39:05And she goes, I've seen them all, honey.

00:39:08And he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, who's got, before he

00:39:13can even get the sentence out, she goes, who's got the biggest dicks?

00:39:15Greeks.

00:39:16Greeks.

00:39:17If your name ends in an L-O-U-S, forget about it.

00:39:22And I never forgot that.

00:39:23And every time I meet a Greek dude, I was just in Greece.

00:39:25I was like, dicks.

00:39:26Everybody's got a bigger dick than me.

00:39:28Congratulations.

00:39:28I've never been with a Greek.

00:39:30Greeks.

00:39:31Greece is the best.

00:39:31I love Greece so much.

00:39:32If you want to go to a great country, everybody speaks English, go to the islands.

00:39:37Have you been?

00:39:38I've never been.

00:39:39I've never been.

00:39:39You've never been.

00:39:40You've never been.

00:39:41They're astonishing.

00:39:42You know, I've had three girlfriends.

00:39:44Everybody would think you're Greek.

00:39:46I've got to do my 21 in.

00:39:48Colombians and Greeks.

00:39:49Geology.

00:39:50I've had three long-term girlfriends.

00:39:52All three.

00:39:53I still haven't.

00:39:53We had a Greece trip booked.

00:39:55And then we broke up.

00:39:57Mid-booking.

00:39:58Really?

00:39:58Three in a row.

00:39:59Mid-booking.

00:39:59What is that?

00:40:00It's a little sore spot for you.

00:40:01No, like we were booked, you know, two months away.

00:40:03That happened to me.

00:40:04Greece?

00:40:04I was so in love with this gal.

00:40:05Greece, right?

00:40:06What is that?

00:40:07I booked this crazy European vacation.

00:40:08She wants to go get the big dicks without me.

00:40:10That's what it is.

00:40:11Yeah.

00:40:11Right?

00:40:12That's what it is.

00:40:13Yeah, my girlfriend, I was so in love with her.

00:40:14And I booked this insane fucking European vacation.

00:40:18And she fucked her drug dealer.

00:40:20And I found out.

00:40:22She fucked her drug dealer?

00:40:23Yeah.

00:40:24And she didn't tell me.

00:40:24Did she do it to get the drugs free?

00:40:26Or because she wanted them?

00:40:27There were a lot of problems.

00:40:28She's so great now.

00:40:30But, you know, she went through a hard time.

00:40:31And I was a fucking.

00:40:33You know what?

00:40:33You know what else I like about being 57?

00:40:35Is I like myself so much more now.

00:40:38Because I'm.

00:40:40When I look back on who I was.

00:40:41I wasn't a bad person.

00:40:42I was a good person.

00:40:43But I was just fucking cocky.

00:40:45And I was just arrogant.

00:40:47And I walked around like I was one of God's favorites.

00:40:49And I just don't like that guy.

00:40:51You were Italian.

00:40:52Brian, what was it in show business that you walked away from like a movie or show?

00:40:57And you were like, I'm sick.

00:40:59Well, you know, my success came so gradually.

00:41:03And I remember by the time I was getting recognized a lot.

00:41:07Right?

00:41:07Like you.

00:41:07Like.

00:41:08Like especially like right before COVID.

00:41:10Like 2019 or whatever.

00:41:12You know, I was doing.

00:41:14I was on.

00:41:14I was always on.

00:41:15Like the podcast was really big.

00:41:16I was always doing Rogan.

00:41:17I was always.

00:41:18I had this TV show.

00:41:19I was, you know, blah, blah, blah.

00:41:20I was doing a lot of stuff, movies and.

00:41:23Hangover.

00:41:23Yeah.

00:41:24Yeah.

00:41:24I'd be with my kids and I'd be at the airport.

00:41:26That's going to be the biggest role, right?

00:41:27It was just hangover.

00:41:28Well, hangover, ride along, you know, all those, you know, that was always doing something.

00:41:32I never stopped working.

00:41:33So when you, when you're always doing something, what happens is like, I'd be at the, I remember

00:41:38I was at the, um, I never forgot this.

00:41:40I was at the airport and you know, the people, you get a lot of attention, right?

00:41:44People want to take pictures, whatever the fuck it is.

00:41:46And my son, my little son, he's so fucking cute.

00:41:49He was like seven or something.

00:41:51And he was, he kept seeing these people.

00:41:53And finally I, he would say, who are they?

00:41:55And I go, we call them fans because they watch me on TV.

00:41:59And so then another person came up and they started talking and he walked up and he's like,

00:42:03fans.

00:42:05And that's when you kind of know, you're like, oh fuck man, maybe I'm, maybe I'm, you always

00:42:09forget, but you know, some people know you, I don't know.

00:42:12But then, but then it goes away if you're not constantly working.

00:42:15So good luck, good luck, Chase.

00:42:16You must be getting recognized a lot in Miami, right?

00:42:18I actually have a story similar to yours.

00:42:21Do you?

00:42:21I was at, I was, uh, I don't do groceries anymore for this reason.

00:42:25Cause now it's like.

00:42:26Cause you're rich as fuck and you have 18 maids.

00:42:29No, my mother goes, she lives with me.

00:42:31Yeah, she is.

00:42:32Really?

00:42:33So nice.

00:42:33I read about your numbers, by the way.

00:42:35Congratulations.

00:42:36My numbers?

00:42:37Yeah, your OF numbers.

00:42:38Oh yeah.

00:42:38Yeah.

00:42:39They're, they're up there.

00:42:40They're good.

00:42:41Thank you, God.

00:42:42Good for you.

00:42:43Good for you to save that money.

00:42:44And I have no idea what you do on it, by the way.

00:42:47Huh?

00:42:47I actually don't know what you do on OF.

00:42:49You don't?

00:42:50Good.

00:42:50No, I don't.

00:42:50Good.

00:42:51You gotta subscribe to find out.

00:42:53I actually looked, I tried to look at release.

00:42:54I think you have a fire DMCA team.

00:42:56Yeah.

00:42:57Cause there's not much on there.

00:42:58No, yeah.

00:42:58And I was talking for research purposes, you're the homie.

00:43:00Yeah.

00:43:01You know.

00:43:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:01No, I, I have a really good team.

00:43:03But what are you doing on there?

00:43:05Stuff.

00:43:05Why don't you go subscribe?

00:43:06Are you going dick and badge?

00:43:07Um, not, not too much.

00:43:13Solo.

00:43:14Yeah.

00:43:14I'm a solo guy.

00:43:15A lot of solo.

00:43:16So a lot of, a lot of my, my fans come from like Instagram and I post a lot on Instagram

00:43:23like skits.

00:43:24And so I think, I think my fans are more like.

00:43:27It's catch and release.

00:43:28They want to be my boyfriend.

00:43:29I feel that.

00:43:30Boyfriend.

00:43:30My favorite videos, by the way, since you're a solo girl is the torso and reverse cowgirl

00:43:35head turn though.

00:43:38Girls aren't turning their heads as much as they used to.

00:43:40I turn my head every time.

00:43:41Reverse cowgirl.

00:43:42I like what an aficionado you are.

00:43:44Turn your head.

00:43:44He's a connoisseur.

00:43:45Yeah.

00:43:46It's like, look at the fucking camera, bitch.

00:43:48I know it hurts your neck.

00:43:50Yeah.

00:43:50No, it's very painful.

00:43:51Bella Danger told us she had to get, what, neck, uh, massages every week, right?

00:43:54Yeah, it does hurt.

00:43:55From turning on riding.

00:43:56All right.

00:43:56We're going to do two sponsored segments.

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00:43:58Brian Callum, jerk mate is number one site in the world.

00:44:02Pillow Talk, $10 for you to play with.

00:44:03I go on there.

00:44:04I co-masturbate with beautiful Colombians.

00:44:06My favorite thing ever.

00:44:07You co-masturbate?

00:44:08Yeah, it's like FaceTime.

00:44:09It's like a Zoom call.

00:44:12It's amazing.

00:44:12So you can call in and you can masturbate with somebody.

00:44:15Oh, yeah.

00:44:16For $10 a month?

00:44:17No, no.

00:44:17By the minute.

00:44:17You pay the girl by the minute.

00:44:19Some girls are $2 a minute.

00:44:20Some girls are $15 a minute.

00:44:21Cool.

00:44:22I pay top dollar.

00:44:23They're worth it.

00:44:24They look like Rebecca J.

00:44:26I'm not worth it.

00:44:27You're going to be on camera.

00:44:28Rebecca J is going to be a cam girl.

00:44:30You're going to have a weird fetish.

00:44:31She has to do it to please her customer.

00:44:33Exqueeze me?

00:44:34Ready?

00:44:34What?

00:44:35No.

00:44:35Cam girl, jerk mate.

00:44:36Okay.

00:44:38Cam customer, jerk mate.

00:44:40Weird fetish.

00:44:41Please, customer.

00:44:42Action.

00:44:42Can you tell me that I've been a bad boy and I'd like you to be my drill sergeant, please?

00:44:54That's the best one.

00:44:55Because I'm sloppy.

00:44:57I'm sloppy.

00:44:58My shirt's dirty.

00:44:59Yeah.

00:44:59You're very sloppy.

00:45:01You've been a bad boy.

00:45:02Sorry, I didn't polish my shoes.

00:45:03So you need to get on your knees and give me $50.

00:45:06$50.

00:45:06And if you can't give me $50, you're going to lick my toes like the little fucking swine

00:45:12you are.

00:45:13Yeah.

00:45:13Because your toes are dirty and I've got to clean them up.

00:45:15Yeah.

00:45:15And you've got to clean them up real good.

00:45:17I hope my tongue's not dirty.

00:45:19Oh, and steam.

00:45:19I hope my tongue's not dirty.

00:45:20That was great work, everyone.

00:45:21Thank you, everyone.

00:45:23Great work, everyone.

00:45:23Notice how I got all raspy in my voice?

00:45:25That didn't seem like acting Brian Kahn.

00:45:29It just popped into my, I was like, drill sergeant popped into my head.

00:45:32I had to stop.

00:45:33He was getting hot.

00:45:34I know.

00:45:35Maybe that's my secret fetish.

00:45:36I don't know.

00:45:37He's like, I like to get on mommy.

00:45:38He's like, babe, I did our thing.

00:45:39Yeah.

00:45:40Yeah, exactly.

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00:46:43Okay, number two.

00:46:44It's by a company called Sirtas.

00:46:46Number one DMCA company.

00:46:48Who does your DMCA?

00:46:50That is my manager.

00:46:50You probably have 18 of them, right?

00:46:53Your shit ain't leaking.

00:46:55No.

00:46:55Good job.

00:46:55I don't know.

00:46:56It's probably Sartas.

00:46:57Sirtas.

00:46:58Love the brand.

00:46:59Can't pronounce it.

00:47:00Sartas.

00:47:01Okay, no protection.

00:47:03Your best no condom story.

00:47:05My best no condom story.

00:47:07Oh, okay.

00:47:08Both of you, please.

00:47:10So my, at the time, boyfriend, we were swingers.

00:47:14And so I had a guy come over that I really, while I was dancing, I liked him.

00:47:19So he came over and we were fucking with a condom while my boyfriend at the time was

00:47:24watching us via Zoom.

00:47:25And I, without him knowing.

00:47:31He was jerked off.

00:47:32No, I took his condom off.

00:47:34Oh, and you turned it from the boyfriend?

00:47:37He didn't know?

00:47:38He didn't know.

00:47:39Because it was like doggy.

00:47:40Yeah.

00:47:40But I needed to get in there.

00:47:43Wow.

00:47:44Oh, and you never told him?

00:47:45No.

00:47:46And you guys looked at each other like.

00:47:48But you know now.

00:47:49He knew.

00:47:49Wow.

00:47:50He did?

00:47:50Yeah.

00:47:51You think so?

00:47:51And it was a compliment.

00:47:53Yeah.

00:47:53He was like, motherfucker, I'm the man.

00:47:55That fucking little bitch.

00:47:56Get that stupid condom off.

00:47:58Let's get, let's get.

00:47:59No, but the boyfriend on Zoom didn't know.

00:48:01No, he didn't know.

00:48:02He didn't know.

00:48:03Yeah.

00:48:03The guy knew.

00:48:04Oh, the guy knew.

00:48:04Yeah, he wasn't stopping it.

00:48:06He was like.

00:48:07The boyfriend, was he, he wanted you to do that or you asked him?

00:48:11Who?

00:48:12The cuck.

00:48:13The cuck swinger boyfriend.

00:48:15Did he want me to take the condom?

00:48:16Did he want you to fuck on Zoom?

00:48:18Yeah.

00:48:18He had me put it up, put him up on Zoom.

00:48:22He was jerking off?

00:48:23Yeah.

00:48:24He booked, he booked the guy.

00:48:26I wasn't there, but I'm assuming he was.

00:48:27Look, but you said you liked the guy that you're fucking.

00:48:30Yeah.

00:48:30That's what hurts me, Brian Tom.

00:48:32Go fuck.

00:48:33But if you're.

00:48:34Oh, so what do you want?

00:48:35You want the girl not to like.

00:48:36You want the girl not to like.

00:48:37And it's the connection.

00:48:38You don't want the girl to like.

00:48:39It's an emotional connection.

00:48:40Yeah.

00:48:41I wasn't emotionally connected.

00:48:42You know when you think the girl's cheating and then you drive, and then you're eating an ice

00:48:45thing like this.

00:48:45Yeah.

00:48:46That's dangerous.

00:48:48Like there are a lot of people, couples that swing and inevitably they meet, there's a

00:48:55couple, there's a thing, and all of a sudden they break off and it fucks everything up.

00:48:59Destroy my girl for four hours.

00:49:01Don't send her a funny meme that she laughs at.

00:49:03It's danger zone.

00:49:04Yeah.

00:49:04Talk to her.

00:49:05Destroy her.

00:49:05No, but you got to be really confident in the relationship that you're in.

00:49:08Come all over my baby's face.

00:49:10Like literally you have to be.

00:49:10Do not hold her hand in a park.

00:49:11I wouldn't suggest swinging if you're like, if you have these like, you know.

00:49:17Open, open conversations.

00:49:19You have to have open.

00:49:20There has to be so much openness in your relationship to be able to.

00:49:23To be honest, Rebecca J, I've been studying this world.

00:49:27They look happy.

00:49:29The swinging couples.

00:49:30Yeah.

00:49:30You guys.

00:49:31Oh, we don't care.

00:49:32They last two years.

00:49:33They don't make it 20 years.

00:49:34Yeah.

00:49:35Never.

00:49:35You know, you know, I heard somebody define tradition in a really cool way recently to

00:49:40me.

00:49:41They said, you know, because marriage and monogamy is a traditional way to do it.

00:49:44And they said tradition is a tradition is an experiment that worked.

00:49:53So, you know, we try to we always try to reinvent the wheel.

00:49:56I can swing.

00:49:57I can do all these things.

00:49:58I got it.

00:49:59I got you.

00:50:00We all go through it.

00:50:01It's interesting that we all eventually come back to tradition.

00:50:06Yeah.

00:50:06We all come back to I can't sustain all that.

00:50:10It's hard, man.

00:50:12But isn't it fun to experiment with someone that you trust?

00:50:15Sure.

00:50:15And then go through those phases together.

00:50:17I think so.

00:50:18Instead of being somebody who never did anything.

00:50:21Exactly.

00:50:21I think we all want to be open until we actually fall in love.

00:50:24Yeah.

00:50:24You know.

00:50:25But if you're so in love with someone.

00:50:27Then you like them.

00:50:28But I'm saying, like, if you're so in love for if you're so, so in love, but it's past

00:50:33love, like you're looking at this person like you're my fucking best friend, like you're

00:50:37my best friend.

00:50:38I'm doing life with you.

00:50:40Then it doesn't fucking matter who's around.

00:50:44Agreed.

00:50:44You know what?

00:50:45I think like maybe I'm an old guy.

00:50:46Right.

00:50:46So this is how I'm going to talk.

00:50:47I'm talking the way I never would have talked.

00:50:49I do think there's a difference.

00:50:50Like there is also so when you're younger, you're chasing sensation and that's attention,

00:50:56status, money, power.

00:50:58It brings sensation, right?

00:50:59Great sex, wild sex, adventurous idea, doing things you're not supposed to, the naughty

00:51:04and all that stuff.

00:51:04All good.

00:51:06But there's something that happens when you get older where self-restriction, like just

00:51:12being like not doing things because you have the strength to not do it, is a really

00:51:18satisfying thing.

00:51:20Is that a no jerk off thing you're talking about?

00:51:22No, I'm talking about, I know it sounds weird.

00:51:24It's really easy to get out of shape when you're older, right?

00:51:27But if you keep, if you stay hard, if you stay strong, that, that is a sustained effort.

00:51:35It requires a great deal of, of sort of sustained and daily attendance.

00:51:40And you don't want to do it a lot of times.

00:51:42You fucking don't, you don't want to fucking go train.

00:51:45You don't want to, but if you keep doing it, somehow you, it kind of builds on itself.

00:51:51What motivates you to stay in shape?

00:51:53Is it my Hollywood career?

00:51:55My wife?

00:51:56Is it?

00:51:56Well, my wife for sure.

00:51:57Cause she's 34.

00:51:58So I, it's like, my joke is always like, I'm waiting for her to be like, I can't, you're

00:52:02disgusting.

00:52:03And I wouldn't blame her.

00:52:04So I, it's like, you're constantly like, you get ugly.

00:52:06You get like 10% uglier every fucking year after you hit 57.

00:52:09No, guys is different though.

00:52:10Guys is good, but you're looking.

00:52:11But I mean, I'm just saying, I gotta, I gotta keep it.

00:52:13I gotta keep her happy.

00:52:15That's a huge part of it.

00:52:16But also I just, I just like my favorite words of strength and truth.

00:52:21And as you get older, I want to get closer to the truth.

00:52:25And, and I, I don't think the truth is objective.

00:52:27I think the truth is, I think it's objective.

00:52:29I don't think it's subjective.

00:52:30I think, I don't think it's like your truth and my truth.

00:52:33I think there is a truth.

00:52:33I think we all kind of want to be closer to some, you ever get that feeling?

00:52:38Cause you, again, like you get that feeling sometimes, okay, watch this.

00:52:40So you ever like, this is really interesting.

00:52:43You ever like watch a movie or hear a song and it makes you, it's just fucking, you want

00:52:48to cry, but in a good way.

00:52:49Yeah.

00:52:50Okay.

00:52:50You know, so, so you see a movie that moves you so deeply that you laugh and then you cry

00:52:54and you're like, and all you can think to yourself is life is so beautiful sometimes.

00:52:59Give us a reference that happened to you, Brian Callum.

00:53:00Well, well, it could be a movie like American beauty.

00:53:03I remember when I saw that, I felt that way or, or, or, or, or, or an amazing song.

00:53:07Like there are a lot of songs that you just hear and you go like, it almost makes you

00:53:11believe in God.

00:53:11And I think what's happening is this.

00:53:13I think what goes on for us as human beings is for that moment, for just that moment,

00:53:18man, it could be five minutes.

00:53:19If you're really lucky, you forget you're human.

00:53:22And what I mean by that is you forget that you have to go to the bathroom, that you have

00:53:25to have sex, that you care about money.

00:53:27You care, you forget about your ego.

00:53:28You forget about all of it.

00:53:30You just become pure awareness.

00:53:31You do.

00:53:32You just become so deeply affected.

00:53:34Like, and, and it's, there's something beautiful about it.

00:53:38When you hear a song and you hear somebody put words together and it's a poetry that speaks

00:53:42to you and you just go like, you just want to be alone and you don't want anything else.

00:53:49I think that's, that's, that's something like truth.

00:53:53I think that's where beauty and truth come together.

00:53:58And somehow you want to, you, when you, when you are there, you're your best self.

00:54:02When you're fucking there, you're your best self.

00:54:05And then what happens?

00:54:06Life pulls you right back into the muck.

00:54:09I got to make money.

00:54:10I got to fucking compete with this.

00:54:11Then your mom calls and fucks that whole shit up.

00:54:14All that shit, man.

00:54:14All that shit.

00:54:15Or I just, I'm tired of this and I want to fucking dip my foot in the pool of sin.

00:54:20I want to do all the cocaine and have sex with all the people.

00:54:23Or I want to cut everybody's head off because they suck.

00:54:25Whatever it is.

00:54:25But, man, that, that, that's kind of my, my proof that God exists.

00:54:32I don't know.

00:54:34I wish there was music when I was.

00:54:35Yeah, well, look.

00:54:36Producer Terry, throw some piano on that.

00:54:38Do you, do you understand what I'm saying though?

00:54:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:41Does that sound weird?

00:54:42No, I totally get it.

00:54:43It was beautiful.

00:54:44We totally understand.

00:54:45Yeah.

00:54:45Literally.

00:54:46Yeah.

00:54:46And I get it the most when I'm listening to music.

00:54:48Like that, that feeling that you're talking about happens to me when I'm like on long drives

00:54:53listening to music and then I'm just like, you know, cause you're, when you're driving,

00:54:57you're almost driving without really being aware of where you're going.

00:55:00Almost sometimes you kind of like go in and out of what you're doing.

00:55:04It's very therapeutic.

00:55:05Yeah, it is.

00:55:06I felt that way.

00:55:07Like Sia, I'm not a music guy.

00:55:09I don't know a lot of, I'm a nerd.

00:55:10I don't, my daughter makes fun of me cause I know nothing about music.

00:55:13But I listened to Sia by accident and she was singing Titanium and you know, she's on the spectrum.

00:55:18She doesn't, she doesn't like herself.

00:55:19She will make you fucking cry.

00:55:21She hides her face.

00:55:22She hates herself.

00:55:23And then she's talking about I'm bulletproof.

00:55:25And I was listening to her and I was like, dude, dude, you're so vulnerable.

00:55:32You never look bad when you're vulnerable.

00:55:33You never look bad when you're honest and when you're vulnerable.

00:55:35So why do you like, like, we like people, you're attracted to people.

00:55:39I think sometimes it's the expression in their eyes.

00:55:42Like what I was attracted to was always like the honesty in someone's eyes.

00:55:44And maybe that's another way of saying they're vulnerable.

00:55:47There's a vulnerability.

00:55:48Like I know who you are.

00:55:49Like you're showing me that your heart breaks, that the fucking world breaks your heart.

00:55:53You're not hiding anything.

00:55:54And I think that's, that's like intimacy.

00:55:56That's where we go.

00:55:58I feel that way too.

00:55:59I'm kind of safe to be that way around you.

00:56:00Holy shit.

00:56:01It takes a lot to be, to get to that point.

00:56:03Oh my God.

00:56:04Tell me about it.

00:56:04It takes a lot to get to that point.

00:56:06Cause we all have our hearts broken when we're younger.

00:56:08Cause we try to get the more you guard yourself anyways.

00:56:10Like you're not, you're not trying to be like vulnerable.

00:56:12Of course not because you'll get burned.

00:56:14So you're okay, Ryan.

00:56:16No worries.

00:56:17She's not going to go.

00:56:18Oh no, it's over.

00:56:19Show's over.

00:56:20Show's over.

00:56:21I have a question for Sinatra and for, for, for Rebecca.

00:56:25When, so Sinatra, when did you like, when did you decide to actually make the jump?

00:56:30Cause it's a big one where you were like, I'm going to be a porn star.

00:56:34Cause that's a fucking giant leap to go from the biggest jump ever.

00:56:38Well, to go to only fans or even like dancing or whatever it might be.

00:56:41And then to say, I'm going to actually fuck on camera.

00:56:44Like, would you remember the moment?

00:56:46Like, what did you see?

00:56:47What was it that you went?

00:56:48There's possibility here for me to make money, whatever the fuck it was.

00:56:52Yeah.

00:56:52I mean, I was always curious about it and just, Oh yeah.

00:56:56And my OF, like I do boy girl.

00:56:58I had always someone filming.

00:56:59So I just wanted to do it on a more professional.

00:57:01Oh, you would bring in an actual professional.

00:57:03That's what you did.

00:57:04I respect that.

00:57:05So it was already, I'm already doing it.

00:57:07I mean, I'm already out there.

00:57:08So I wanted to do it on a more professional scale.

00:57:10You didn't even think about it twice.

00:57:12Go for it.

00:57:12I killed it on my first scene.

00:57:14What was the company?

00:57:15Brazzers was my first scene ever.

00:57:16Get the fuck out.

00:57:17I swear.

00:57:18Legendary.

00:57:18Okay.

00:57:19So, so wait.

00:57:19So, so then, but you were doing it with your, with guys.

00:57:22In comedian terms, she did just for last festival, her first set.

00:57:25That's great.

00:57:26But wait, but, but you said, so, so you said, okay, I can make money doing this only fans thing.

00:57:30Like a lot of girls.

00:57:31Yes.

00:57:31Right.

00:57:32And because it beats, I don't know, doing whatever it might be.

00:57:35Right.

00:57:36And, and, but there's still a level of anonymity, right?

00:57:39You can still kind of hide behind the fact that it's a paywall.

00:57:42Right.

00:57:43Yeah.

00:57:44But you're just like, I like being watched.

00:57:45Yeah.

00:57:46It's definitely a thing for sure.

00:57:47So you were always like, I love when my scenes come out.

00:57:50Because I'll tell you this, Brian Callum, you, you shoot with a company like bang or something.

00:57:53It's usually just one director, maybe another person in the room, makeup artists.

00:57:56Brazzers, there's about seven to 12 people in the room.

00:57:59Really?

00:57:59Yeah.

00:57:59Like I'm doing a big feature right now.

00:58:01There's literally 14 people.

00:58:02That's like a real movie.

00:58:03Yeah.

00:58:04It's cool.

00:58:05Like, yeah, we had a whole cop car scene the other day.

00:58:06I'm fucking on a cop car.

00:58:08Like, I love that shit.

00:58:09And I love acting too.

00:58:10For the girl, it's cool.

00:58:11For the guy, I give so much credit to the middle porn stars.

00:58:14Me too.

00:58:14That's why they shoot up.

00:58:15They stick needles in their cock and they get it.

00:58:17Yeah.

00:58:17That's crazy.

00:58:17They do.

00:58:18That's insane.

00:58:19What are you shooting your dick?

00:58:19Could you imagine fucking in front of 14 people, keep your erection, come as soon as they

00:58:24say it within 10 seconds, last an hour.

00:58:26Yeah.

00:58:26We don't need you hard right now.

00:58:27Get hard again.

00:58:28Okay.

00:58:29Can you come now?

00:58:29You know what the most crazy part is that people don't even talk about is the stills,

00:58:33the pictures.

00:58:34Mm-hmm.

00:58:34Okay.

00:58:35Okay.

00:58:35Now stop.

00:58:36Now they take pictures for 10 minutes.

00:58:38Yep.

00:58:39You have to be rock hard.

00:58:40It's the thumbnail.

00:58:40You have to have a good dick.

00:58:42You got to shoot your dick.

00:58:42You got to hold it.

00:58:43Of course you're shooting their cops.

00:58:44They have to.

00:58:45Wow.

00:58:45And then they need to shoot it again, Brian.

00:58:47I've got a needle in my dick?

00:58:47The tip.

00:58:48Yeah.

00:58:48You know, I've never.

00:58:49The fucking tip?

00:58:50Yeah.

00:58:51The needle in the penis.

00:58:52Uh-huh.

00:58:52And then it's stuck hard until you shoot again to put it down.

00:58:55What are you doing?

00:58:56Are you shooting it with like a Novocaine or some kind of a?

00:58:59What is it?

00:59:00Just like a little needle.

00:59:01Is it hurt?

00:59:02Have you done this?

00:59:03What about, what about, what about, what about?

00:59:04You have to have a cialis.

00:59:04No, I never shut up.

00:59:05Oh.

00:59:05But I take a dick pill every time I have sex.

00:59:07Oh, okay.

00:59:07See, I don't know.

00:59:08See, I never do.

00:59:09I've taken a dick pill one time.

00:59:11Which one?

00:59:12Cialis.

00:59:12Fire.

00:59:13Yeah.

00:59:13I was like, let me see what this is about.

00:59:15I don't like it, though.

00:59:15It gave me a headache.

00:59:16That puffy face.

00:59:17Oh, fuck.

00:59:18I was like, I'm lucky that maybe it's the Italian.

00:59:21I haven't needed it.

00:59:22You always get hurt?

00:59:24I've never had a problem with that.

00:59:25Really?

00:59:26Never.

00:59:27Oh, fuck.

00:59:27But maybe it's because I'm also taking care of myself.

00:59:29Yeah, that's what it is.

00:59:31I feel like it's useful for like drunk nights.

00:59:33Potentially drunk nights.

00:59:34I don't drink, though.

00:59:34I barely drink.

00:59:35No, I'll tell you, there's a direct correlation of the big dickers.

00:59:39Always hard.

00:59:40Little dickers are in their own head.

00:59:41Really?

00:59:41That's what it is.

00:59:42They're in your own head.

00:59:43That's what it is.

00:59:43It's a mental game.

00:59:44Yeah.

00:59:44Because you know what?

00:59:45All the guys that say I have erectile dysfunction,

00:59:47they have like a two out of ten off of their blowjob.

00:59:50Rock hard.

00:59:50Because they're just like, come here, farm animal.

00:59:52You know.

00:59:53This is for me.

00:59:55But then you go to Rebecca J or Sinatra,

00:59:57and you're like, fuck.

00:59:58I got to show up on game day.

01:00:00It's the Super Bowl.

01:00:00Yeah.

01:00:01Well, they've also had probably like real cocksmen, right?

01:00:06You guys have had professional athletes.

01:00:08You know what, though?

01:00:08I sleep with porn stars.

01:00:10I have more confidence with them than anyone

01:00:11because they actually tell me,

01:00:13I'm so tired of the dicks I get on set.

01:00:15Give me that, you know, boyfriend dick.

01:00:18Aw.

01:00:18We do love a good boyfriend dick.

01:00:20Porn stars more than anyone.

01:00:21They're like, oh, it's sore.

01:00:22Just give me that.

01:00:23Slow motion.

01:00:25Yeah.

01:00:25Slow motion.

01:00:26So I'm actually more popular with the porn girls than I am.

01:00:28Lie to me.

01:00:29Tell me.

01:00:29You love me in my ear.

01:00:30What actors?

01:00:31Give me.

01:00:31I want to know your prototype.

01:00:33I need to hear about how you got into porn.

01:00:35How did I get into it?

01:00:36Well, I was a dancer.

01:00:37Okay.

01:00:38Is it like, okay.

01:00:40Tootsies.

01:00:41Yeah, that was the first club I worked at.

01:00:43That was my first ever stripper experience.

01:00:47I literally, like, came from Orlando

01:00:49with my friends to Miami to just party.

01:00:52And we went to Tootsies.

01:00:53And I was, like, working a really horrible job.

01:00:56And then I got to talking to one of them.

01:00:58I was working at a daycare.

01:00:59Oh.

01:01:00I hated it.

01:01:01Those fucking kids drove me crazy.

01:01:02You think the kids you used to daycare for jerk off to now?

01:01:05100%.

01:01:06I've never thought of that.

01:01:08Who was your favorite kid?

01:01:09I don't know.

01:01:10Timmy, a little...

01:01:10You know, I don't remember the good ones.

01:01:12I remember the ones that made it miserable for me.

01:01:15She's jerking off you the most.

01:01:16100%.

01:01:17I don't know.

01:01:18So, I got to talking to one of the strippers.

01:01:22And she was like, I make $1,000, you know, every day.

01:01:26That's minimal.

01:01:28I was like...

01:01:29Saying that to somebody like me,

01:01:32who's barely making fucking $8 an hour.

01:01:35Like, oh, yeah, bitch.

01:01:36You mean she was doing porn and making $1,000?

01:01:39No, this is how I got into...

01:01:41You ever been to Tootsie's in Miami?

01:01:43So, I was like, okay, I'm going to go back.

01:01:47Like, the whole fucking week I'm doing...

01:01:48It fits what?

01:01:492,000 people?

01:01:50This place?

01:01:50Tootsie's?

01:01:51Oh, yeah.

01:01:51It's huge.

01:01:52It's like a super show.

01:01:53It's like Moulin Rouge type of show.

01:01:58Coco Bongo vibe almost.

01:01:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:00Well, it's Moulin Rouge.

01:02:01That's the theme.

01:02:02Excuse me.

01:02:03But anyways, so...

01:02:05So, I went back and I was like...

01:02:08I was hooked.

01:02:08I was so fucking nervous.

01:02:10I was like...

01:02:10Did you go up on the pole your first night?

01:02:12Yes.

01:02:12I was so...

01:02:13I was like in the back like, this is...

01:02:16What was your move?

01:02:17Typical fucking Rebecca.

01:02:19You would fucking talk yourself into this.

01:02:21What was your move?

01:02:21Night one.

01:02:21You're up on the pole.

01:02:22You got five minutes.

01:02:23Shaking like this.

01:02:25Shaking my ass.

01:02:26Shaking my ass.

01:02:27It's like you're doing stand-up for the first time.

01:02:30It was the worst fucking show ever.

01:02:32You were doing knee-trick?

01:02:32Guaranteed.

01:02:33Hell, I was doing everything that I ever thought any stripper would do.

01:02:36I was trying it all.

01:02:37And looking horrific doing it.

01:02:40Like, it probably was the worst show ever.

01:02:41You made a thousand bucks.

01:02:43I made a thousand dollars.

01:02:43How much do girls make on the pole?

01:02:46What do you mean?

01:02:47I mean, it varies.

01:02:47You know, you put on a good show.

01:02:48It depends.

01:02:48Out of a pot crowd.

01:02:49It depends.

01:02:50It depends.

01:02:50It depends on the crowd.

01:02:52It depends on the crowd.

01:02:53Champagne room's the money, right?

01:02:55Yeah.

01:02:55But you have to do the pole twice a night.

01:02:57That's the rule?

01:02:58Everywhere's different.

01:02:59Like, everywhere's different.

01:03:01But so then, I was like, okay, but the girls in Tootsie were getting, like, well, I don't

01:03:06know if I could say that.

01:03:07I fuck it.

01:03:07Whatever.

01:03:08They were getting down.

01:03:09You know what I mean?

01:03:09So I was like, I gotta go somewhere else.

01:03:11I went to Atlanta.

01:03:12And I stayed there for seven years dancing.

01:03:14Almost seven years.

01:03:14They don't get down in Atlanta?

01:03:16Atlanta was more of like a party crowd.

01:03:17So, like, you can make a fuck ton of money.

01:03:19What's the famous one there?

01:03:20A lot of twerking.

01:03:21Right now?

01:03:22Yeah.

01:03:22Magic City is, like, the staple.

01:03:24That's the one.

01:03:25But I worked at Follies.

01:03:27I worked at Follies.

01:03:28They shut down during COVID.

01:03:29Anyways, so.

01:03:31Booby Trap gets down.

01:03:32Booby Trap gets down.

01:03:34I did work at Booby Trap for, like, a little bit.

01:03:36I don't know.

01:03:37I never really.

01:03:38Oh, they're below.

01:03:39It's under a bridge.

01:03:40They're actually below the bridge.

01:03:41Damn.

01:03:42Now, that's some troll shit.

01:03:44Yeah.

01:03:45Where's my camera?

01:03:46Where's my camera?

01:03:46Well, Booby Trap is a shit, though.

01:03:47You will have fun at Booby Trap.

01:03:49Booby Trap is a good time.

01:03:50So then you're dancing.

01:03:51So, yeah, I was dancing and COVID hit.

01:03:55And I was like, okay, clubs are closed.

01:03:58And all the fucking girls that got in during COVID are fucking millionaires right now.

01:04:03Like, they're rolling in the fucking door.

01:04:05You mean the OnlyFans?

01:04:06I wish I would have gotten in.

01:04:08I was, like, cold feet.

01:04:10I remember 11 lost 80% of their girls to OnlyFans.

01:04:13Yeah.

01:04:14Yeah.

01:04:15That was a big thing.

01:04:16So, I went back to dancing once the clubs opened up again.

01:04:21And then I was just like, I fuck it.

01:04:22Like, I'm just going to do it.

01:04:23Because I was tired.

01:04:24Like, at that point, I'm like, I'm burnt out.

01:04:25I don't want to fucking dance no more.

01:04:27Like, my feet hurt.

01:04:29And, but I was also building my social media at the time.

01:04:34So, it was already kind of, like, people already kind of.

01:04:36Were you doing the fake fight Brian Callen shit?

01:04:39No, no, no, no, no.

01:04:40I was just doing, like, voiceovers.

01:04:42My own skits.

01:04:42Like, people just, now it's gotten a little bit more.

01:04:45Oh, yeah.

01:04:46I want to talk about the one you did two days ago.

01:04:47That was a big one.

01:04:48Which one?

01:04:48Drake.

01:04:49Yeah.

01:04:50We'll talk about that right after.

01:04:51Okay.

01:04:51That was a big one.

01:04:52Yeah, but that wasn't fake.

01:04:53That was real?

01:04:54Yeah.

01:04:55Okay.

01:04:55Yeah.

01:04:56All right.

01:04:56Keep going with your story.

01:04:57Sorry.

01:04:57No, but that's it.

01:04:58So, that's basically how I got into it.

01:05:00I, just like all the other girls.

01:05:03Yeah.

01:05:04Very similar stories.

01:05:06Money.

01:05:06Yeah, money.

01:05:07Money and time.

01:05:09Right?

01:05:09Yeah.

01:05:09So, like, at a strip club, you're working kind of like a regular fucking job hours.

01:05:13Right?

01:05:14But you're tired.

01:05:16And the smoking.

01:05:17And the drinks.

01:05:18And all that shit.

01:05:20It just, it wears you down.

01:05:22Yes, it does.

01:05:23So, I feel like OnlyFans gave me my fucking life back.

01:05:26Oh, yeah.

01:05:27Damn, man.

01:05:27Technology.

01:05:28Shout out to OF.

01:05:28Thank you, OF.

01:05:29Fuck it up.

01:05:30We love you.

01:05:31We love you.

01:05:32What about, is there an, so give me your prototypical man using, is there a guy in Hollywood?

01:05:37You think is, who's the hottest guy in Hollywood?

01:05:39The hottest guy in Hollywood?

01:05:40Or the hottest, the hottest guy besides me, guys, seriously.

01:05:43But besides, besides, like, he can be singer, he can be actor.

01:05:46Who do I think is hot?

01:05:48Athlete.

01:05:49You're gonna, you're gonna think I'm, I'm lying.

01:05:51But honestly, I find John Mulaney so adorable.

01:05:54You know who that is?

01:05:55Of course.

01:05:56He's funny as shit.

01:05:57He's fucking, I love funny men.

01:05:58Okay.

01:05:59And he's just like.

01:06:01How about Matt Reif?

01:06:01I, I, I love him too.

01:06:03There it is.

01:06:04Matt's great.

01:06:04Matt's sweet.

01:06:05Yes, I would rock his fucking world.

01:06:06Mm.

01:06:07Mm.

01:06:09I've known Matt since he was 17.

01:06:11Matt has a crush on Liam.

01:06:12Yeah, we're just friends.

01:06:13Yeah.

01:06:15Matt's, Matt's a beautiful young man.

01:06:16Matt replies to Liam's stories quite a bit.

01:06:19Quite a bit.

01:06:19But Matt's, Matt's, Matt's, Matt's straight.

01:06:22Yeah, he's a good guy.

01:06:23I'm kidding, Matt Reif.

01:06:24Nice.

01:06:24But Matt's good people.

01:06:25Yeah.

01:06:26Yeah.

01:06:27But yeah, so that, that, like, I like funny guys.

01:06:29I like guys that make me laugh.

01:06:30John Mulaney's very funny.

01:06:31John Mulaney's hilarious.

01:06:32Brian Callen hilarious.

01:06:33Hilarious.

01:06:34When I was younger, I was adorable.

01:06:37How about you?

01:06:39Um, probably Seth Rogen.

01:06:43Good answer.

01:06:44Dude, you see this?

01:06:45That's great.

01:06:45You see this?

01:06:46It's so funny, man.

01:06:48Seth Rogen.

01:06:48That's great.

01:06:48I like a good dad bod.

01:06:49You've done a movie with him?

01:06:50I do.

01:06:51No, I, I've met him.

01:06:52I do.

01:06:52I love, I love a man that I can just like cuddle up to and there's a little pushing

01:06:55for the cushion.

01:06:56A little dad bod.

01:06:57God.

01:06:58Adam Sandler too.

01:07:00I've never dated like a huge buff chiseled guy.

01:07:02I remember my, my girlfriend when, when Adam Sandler, this is like in the nineties and she

01:07:07told me she was attracted to him and I was like that guy and he's a great guy by the

01:07:12way.

01:07:12I'm not saying he's a wonderful human being, but, but, but I just remember being like of

01:07:16all the dudes, but girls like funny, funny's hot.

01:07:19And I like that he doesn't give a fuck.

01:07:21Like you will see him walking down the street, like any other person.

01:07:25And he just looks as like, like, and who's the least fuckable big time celeb, the least

01:07:31fuckable, but like people think he's hot, but you're like, fuck that.

01:07:35You know?

01:07:36Oh man.

01:07:36I'm going to get crucified for this.

01:07:38I'll go Sinatra.

01:07:39Zac Efron.

01:07:42Okay.

01:07:43Yeah.

01:07:43And he looks like handsome Squidward now.

01:07:46He really does.

01:07:47Yeah.

01:07:47Is that because of all the sort of, I think he put fillers in his cheeks.

01:07:50But you know, they put out a statement, right?

01:07:52He's so talented though.

01:07:52But I was also reading something that it was something medical.

01:07:55So.

01:07:55No, no, no.

01:07:55Bullshit.

01:07:56They put out a thing saying that he dove in a pool.

01:07:59He hit his face on it.

01:08:00He drowned.

01:08:01And they just rescued him.

01:08:03Apparently there's no pool.

01:08:04That's literally exactly what happened to handsome Squidward.

01:08:08They literally took his story.

01:08:09There you go.

01:08:10There you go.

01:08:11It literally does.

01:08:12I think that he, for that movie, for a couple of movies, he did, he probably, he got on

01:08:16the old sauce.

01:08:17So he got really muscular.

01:08:18But then what that does sometimes is you hold water in your face.

01:08:22It's edema, I think they call it, right?

01:08:24So certain steroids will actually hydrate your, your face will literally, you can kind of see

01:08:29it in Troy with Brad Pitt.

01:08:31Like there's, there's water in your face.

01:08:33And, and when you're taking all that stuff and you, he played that pro wrestler, his

01:08:38body's small.

01:08:39He's not, his frame is small.

01:08:40That movie was not that good, by the way.

01:08:42The, uh.

01:08:43Come on.

01:08:44The three brothers.

01:08:45Ironclaw.

01:08:45Yeah.

01:08:45What the fuck was that?

01:08:46So tragic.

01:08:47But he was so good.

01:08:48He's such a good actor.

01:08:49The most hyped up movie ever is terrible.

01:08:51He's a good actor though, man.

01:08:52He's, he's a good actor.

01:08:53But I think, yeah.

01:08:55Yeah.

01:08:55It's, it's a little too tight, right?

01:08:57A little too.

01:08:58Yeah.

01:08:58Girls, what's something mainstream that you masturbate to?

01:09:00You know, it's very common in the Olympics, a lot of memes going around that guys jerk

01:09:06off to the beach volleyball.

01:09:08Yeah.

01:09:08No.

01:09:09Um, what is it called?

01:09:11I can't, can't imagine being like, spike it, spike it, spike it.

01:09:15Oh, deep deep in that sand.

01:09:16I like BBC gang bangs.

01:09:17Yeah.

01:09:18Oh, I mean, I think that's, that's like classic.

01:09:21Yeah.

01:09:21Did you say gang bangs?

01:09:22BBC gang bangs.

01:09:23BBC.

01:09:23So you like blacked?

01:09:25Yeah.

01:09:25Who doesn't?

01:09:26I like watching it.

01:09:27You like blacked?

01:09:28No, I don't.

01:09:28You don't?

01:09:29But funny enough, Brian Callen, let me tell you something.

01:09:30I appreciate blacked.

01:09:32Yeah.

01:09:32You do?

01:09:33Yeah.

01:09:33If I'm going to watch a, if I'm going to watch a porn, it's going to be, it's going

01:09:37to be something.

01:09:37Yeah.

01:09:38Like just, you want to see Jason love going in.

01:09:41Yeah.

01:09:41That dude, they're studs and also the way it's shot.

01:09:45So if I'm, I rarely, people don't believe me, but I rarely watch porn only because I don't

01:09:49believe the girls.

01:09:51I want, if, if you're really into it, then I'm going to watch it.

01:09:54But, but, but if I'm going to watch a porn blacked, I just admire, I just would like

01:10:01to look like Jason love.

01:10:04He's jacked out of his mind.

01:10:05It's crazy.

01:10:06Yeah.

01:10:06With the fucking tats.

01:10:08If you were going to be a porn star, that's the dude.

01:10:11Let me tell you something, Brian.

01:10:12I need to pretend the dick is mine.

01:10:15So you do.

01:10:16I insert myself in the scene.

01:10:17So I see Jason love.

01:10:18I say, we're not going to pair up.

01:10:20Yeah.

01:10:20No, I like the extremes.

01:10:22And then I need to dock.

01:10:24I think Jason and I go, there's no way that girl's not enjoying that.

01:10:27Like that.

01:10:28I believe that guy, I mean, if you're going to be, if you're going to, if you're going

01:10:32to fuck that guy's a professional and some of the other guys, you fuck Jason love.

01:10:36I have not yet.

01:10:38It looks painful to me.

01:10:39Who's the best Sinatra so far?

01:10:41Who's the best I've had so far?

01:10:43Oh, you said Johnny earlier, right?

01:10:44Johnny was amazing.

01:10:46Manuel Ferrara is chef's kiss.

01:10:48The goats are goaded for a reason.

01:10:49The passion.

01:10:50Yeah.

01:10:50The energy.

01:10:51Manuel Ferrara, he's a Frenchman.

01:10:52He speaks to you in your ear.

01:10:53He's like, oh my God, I fucking love it.

01:10:55Who is this?

01:10:55Plus he's so fucking good.

01:10:56Manuel Ferrara.

01:10:57He's a man.

01:10:58He's just.

01:10:59That is a man.

01:11:00And he's got, you know, the dad bod.

01:11:01I'll show you Manuel.

01:11:02I need to see what this guy looks like.

01:11:03Manuel.

01:11:04Yeah, a little bit of a dad bod.

01:11:05There's Johnny, right?

01:11:07Yeah.

01:11:07Yeah, he seems like he's the guy.

01:11:08Manuel Ferrara married a porn legend.

01:11:13Caden Cross.

01:11:13That was who I did my first scene with.

01:11:15Caden Cross?

01:11:15It was great.

01:11:16No, Manuel.

01:11:17There's Manuel.

01:11:17Elizabeth Skyler.

01:11:18Just a fucking stud.

01:11:19He's a handsome guy.

01:11:19Good little start.

01:11:20Yeah, I know, right?

01:11:21I was very, very fortunate.

01:11:23What a clock on the guy.

01:11:24Let me see.

01:11:25Let me see.

01:11:25The girth is ridiculous.

01:11:27I like to look at them.

01:11:28But he's also not circumcised.

01:11:30Yeah, it's very not circumcised.

01:11:32Which we love.

01:11:33He's French.

01:11:33He stays in shit.

01:11:37He looks like he whispers in the ears.

01:11:39So there's this legendary porn star named Rocco Sofretti.

01:11:41Oh, I know Rocco Sofretti.

01:11:42There you go.

01:11:43Come on.

01:11:43So he trained all the Europeans.

01:11:45And they're different fucking breeds.

01:11:47It's night and day.

01:11:48The Americans and the Europeans.

01:11:50Oh, man.

01:11:51They're not flirty.

01:11:52They're there for work.

01:11:53They're more aggressive.

01:11:54Yeah.

01:11:55Well, because they're not confused.

01:11:55They don't understand social media.

01:11:57Yeah.

01:11:57That's correct.

01:11:57They're not confused about their masculinity.

01:12:00American men, we're all confused about.

01:12:04How to behave because it's a liability.

01:12:06Like, we just haven't figured it out yet.

01:12:08Even relationships between men and women in this country are antagonistic.

01:12:11They're antagonistic.

01:12:13It's like, I'm going to fuck her.

01:12:16I'm going to get her.

01:12:16I've got to figure out a way to get her in bed.

01:12:18Comper her.

01:12:18Yeah.

01:12:19I've got to figure out a way to manipulate.

01:12:20And back and forth.

01:12:21In Europe, that's not true.

01:12:22In Europe, there is a whole culture that supports the entire courtship ritual.

01:12:28So, for example, in France or Italy,

01:12:30you're not just going on a date and banging the first night.

01:12:36Typically, what will happen is your group of friends are with their group of friends.

01:12:40This is Latin America.

01:12:41All of it.

01:12:42There's a whole, there's a whole, like, kind of, you're hanging out.

01:12:45You're getting to know each other.

01:12:46There's no pressure.

01:12:47It is what it is.

01:12:48You're attracted to each other and it's fine, but you're also trying to, like, it's supported by the culture.

01:12:56And then you come together.

01:12:58And usually by the time you come together, you've been exposed to how they are at dinner.

01:13:02You've been exposed to how they are with their friends, with your friends.

01:13:05You've seen, there's been some fucking rehearsal, man.

01:13:09When we are, as Americans, when we get together, you're dressing up.

01:13:15I'm dressing up.

01:13:16I got my best face on.

01:13:17I'm going to tell you all the fucking stories that I have logged to make myself look good.

01:13:21You're going to do the same shit.

01:13:22You're going to laugh at my jokes, even though they're not funny.

01:13:24Because you know I want them.

01:13:25And it becomes this whole dance, but it's, we're both playing these roles.

01:13:29And then fucking guess what?

01:13:31Then we move in together.

01:13:33Oh, yeah.

01:13:33And a lot of times.

01:13:34Show's over.

01:13:35Yeah.

01:13:35And a lot of times.

01:13:36Oh, you're a bitch.

01:13:37Right.

01:13:37And what do boys and girls do in this country?

01:13:39You know what they do?

01:13:41Boys hang with boys.

01:13:42Girls hang with boys.

01:13:43And they separate about six years old.

01:13:45So you're not even around girls.

01:13:46They're completely different creatures.

01:13:48So by the time you move in after college, you're living with a fucking alien and vice versa.

01:13:53Because you've never been around unless you have a lot of sisters.

01:13:56You don't know how.

01:13:57She's not into your fucking.

01:13:58You don't like the movies I like?

01:14:00When you're fucking crazy?

01:14:01Yeah.

01:14:02Well, guess what?

01:14:02She's in a different shit.

01:14:03Thank God.

01:14:04There are differences.

01:14:05In Europe, that just doesn't happen.

01:14:08There's way more, at least when I was growing up, there was way more intermixing.

01:14:13Just when you would go to dinner, like in France, and like you'd go to Paris, boys and

01:14:19girls hung out all the time, all the time.

01:14:21So you got together as groups and you'd be friends with somebody for a long time.

01:14:26But why did they have more balls to talk to the six-year-old girl?

01:14:28Because it's not shamed.

01:14:31Because with Americans, when you're talking to a girl, the only reason you're talking to

01:14:39a girl is what?

01:14:40Because you want to get down her pants.

01:14:42And there's this weird thing.

01:14:44It's always sex first.

01:14:46Right.

01:14:46That's not the case in most cultures because they've been around much longer.

01:14:50It's just not.

01:14:51There's a whole support system.

01:14:52There's a courtship ritual.

01:14:54There are things you just don't do.

01:14:55There's things about your family that you have to honor.

01:14:58There's a thousand fucking things that go on, man.

01:15:00There really is.

01:15:01There's more respect for gender roles in other countries, too.

01:15:04So like.

01:15:04No confusion.

01:15:05There's like here, it's like, oh, you're a man.

01:15:07So you men are doing this and that.

01:15:09And they're so.

01:15:10And guys are doing the same shit with women instead of being like appreciating those things

01:15:15about each other.

01:15:16So it's like a competition.

01:15:17Yeah.

01:15:18Everything is so competitive.

01:15:19It's competitive.

01:15:20Yeah.

01:15:20And fake.

01:15:21Yeah.

01:15:21And women are told you guys have to.

01:15:23We all have to be equal.

01:15:24So 50, 50.

01:15:26Enjoy that relationship.

01:15:27Enjoy a relationship where you've got to break everything up to equal equal.

01:15:31Where in real life, it's like sometimes I got to give 90 percent and you got to give

01:15:3410 because that's all you can give.

01:15:35Like just fucking.

01:15:37That's the way it is.

01:15:38I'm not trying to win anything.

01:15:40Right.

01:15:40Like I got to do some shit.

01:15:42And when you're in a relationship, it's like you got to look at it like teamwork.

01:15:45Right.

01:15:45Like if you lose, I lose.

01:15:47If I lose, you lose.

01:15:48It's not a.

01:15:49Yeah.

01:15:49True that.

01:15:50Yeah.

01:15:50We're not going down two separate roads.

01:15:52We're down one road together.

01:15:53Right.

01:15:54But LA girls, you lose.

01:15:55She's out.

01:15:57She's going to the W.

01:15:59You guys are like with anything in this fucking country.

01:16:03It's like you got to make your money and your sex workers, whatever you want to call it.

01:16:07And that's the way it is.

01:16:08So right now there's a business to be had and a business to conquer and money to be made.

01:16:12Short window.

01:16:13All that shit.

01:16:14But then you're going to have to contend after that.

01:16:16Like all challenges in life is like, now, now I got to, you're probably going to want to

01:16:21settle down.

01:16:22Whatever it is you want to do.

01:16:23I don't know.

01:16:23But that, that, that's.

01:16:25There's really a pandemic I'm seeing in LA of the 29 to 34 year olds that are still here

01:16:31and they're like, shit.

01:16:33Oh, well.

01:16:34No one's trying to wife me up.

01:16:35Well, yeah.

01:16:36Cause you're in LA.

01:16:36No one wants to date anyways.

01:16:37Yeah.

01:16:38Yo, when you're trying to get wiped, you got to dip.

01:16:40Yeah.

01:16:40You got to go to Kentucky, bitch.

01:16:42You got to go to Kentucky.

01:16:43Take your ass to Chattanooga.

01:16:45Chattanooga.

01:16:46Nashville.

01:16:47No, I don't think I'll date a Los Angeles girl.

01:16:49To be honest.

01:16:50I'm racist to the LA hot girls.

01:16:52You'll, you'll date, you'll date Miami or a Tampa girl.

01:16:55Wait, you would never date.

01:16:57You wouldn't date a California girl.

01:16:58No, no, no, no, no.

01:16:59Really?

01:17:00Fuck that.

01:17:00No offense to anyone.

01:17:01I'm not from California.

01:17:02You're not from Tampa, Florida.

01:17:03I'm torn.

01:17:04By the way, you're in shape though.

01:17:05You're a strong kid.

01:17:06I boss.

01:17:07You do?

01:17:07I go to Mad City on sunset.

01:17:08You know, I have four amateur fights.

01:17:11No.

01:17:12Three in one.

01:17:12You fucking boxed.

01:17:13In like 2018.

01:17:16No shit, dude.

01:17:17Amateur fights is no joke.

01:17:19That's big.

01:17:20Yeah.

01:17:20You feel strong.

01:17:21Headgear, you know.

01:17:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:22I would wear a bar.

01:17:2316 hours.

01:17:23I wore a bar.

01:17:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:25And 16 hours.

01:17:25Yeah, yeah.

01:17:26Fuck yeah.

01:17:26Yeah.

01:17:27I'm not getting in there.

01:17:28I'm not.

01:17:28Don't use it.

01:17:29I'm going to break my nose.

01:17:30No thanks.

01:17:31But I bought in two years, like trained five times a week.

01:17:34Wow.

01:17:34Two years.

01:17:35You know?

01:17:35Fuck.

01:17:35It's fun to do that.

01:17:36It's the best.

01:17:37Yeah, it's the best.

01:17:37You're playing jiu-jitsu.

01:17:38No, boxing.

01:17:39Boxing is way.

01:17:40Jiu-jitsu you can roll.

01:17:41No big deal.

01:17:41When you go to box, your heart's always beating, right?

01:17:43It's the best.

01:17:43Every time you spar, you're like.

01:17:44And you get muscles for no reason.

01:17:45My coach will be like, you're sparring today and my afternoon was ruined.

01:17:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:50I might get fucked up.

01:17:51But I love boxing.

01:17:53Can't watch it.

01:17:54Really?

01:17:55I love it.

01:17:55You like watching boxing?

01:17:56Well, I like watching the greats, yeah.

01:17:57See, I love UFC.

01:17:59Can't fucking wrestle.

01:18:00You feel me?

01:18:01Yeah.

01:18:01You know what my toxic trait is?

01:18:03I feel like I could box.

01:18:05You want to punch?

01:18:07Like, I literally feel like I could fucking get her right to box.

01:18:09Would you let her punch you in the head?

01:18:10I kind of feel that way sometimes, too.

01:18:11You want to show us your right hook?

01:18:13Sure.

01:18:13I could hurt your hand.

01:18:15I could.

01:18:16Yeah.

01:18:17You're saying she would, because you're so strong.

01:18:18I don't want her to hurt her hand.

01:18:19You would hurt her?

01:18:20No, if I'm holding it, sometimes you turn and you, you know.

01:18:23Have you ever boxed?

01:18:26Not professionally.

01:18:27Wait, aren't you fighting Gina Valentina or some shit in Misfits?

01:18:30Who?

01:18:31No.

01:18:32Didn't Misfits ask you to do...

01:18:33I think they did, yeah.

01:18:35I saw that.

01:18:36I haven't...

01:18:36You declined?

01:18:37I haven't declined.

01:18:38I haven't confirmed or anything.

01:18:39You've seen the Misfits stuff?

01:18:40They're just getting anyone with a following to fight each other.

01:18:44Jesus Christ.

01:18:44Yeah.

01:18:45No, sweetheart, I just got my nose.

01:18:46Gina Valentina's fighting.

01:18:47Yeah.

01:18:48As soon as I spit in the face, I'll be like, you know.

01:18:49Gina Valentina's going to beat the fuck out of someone, though.

01:18:52You know what I'm talking about Gina Valentina?

01:18:53I'm not fighting nobody that's going to fuck anybody up.

01:18:56It's not going to be me.

01:18:57Well, your fucking fake boyfriend does it for you.

01:18:59I've never been in a fight.

01:19:01Guys, would you believe it if I told you that that was an hour 25, we went 25 over?

01:19:07Really?

01:19:08What an episode.

01:19:09I know.

01:19:09And Brian Callen?

01:19:10Let me tell you something.

01:19:11Yeah.

01:19:11I've seen a lot.

01:19:12You're just shit, deep shit, man.

01:19:13I've seen a lot of fighter in the kid.

01:19:15I've seen a lot of shit you've done.

01:19:16I've seen you do D'Elia.

01:19:18I've seen you do Theo.

01:19:19I've seen you do it all.

01:19:20You went deep today, and I liked it.

01:19:22We loved that.

01:19:23And I'm shocked that you chose Pillow Talk to open up, and it's beautiful.

01:19:27It was fun.

01:19:27It's Pillow Talk.

01:19:28You guys made it easy.

01:19:29And you guys were great, too.

01:19:30Yeah.

01:19:30The girls were fantastic.

01:19:32Very flowy.

01:19:33Yeah.

01:19:34Very flowy.

01:19:35Yeah.

01:19:36Maybe the most flowy episode.

01:19:37I never had to think of a question.

01:19:39Yeah.

01:19:39Nobody was talking over each other.

01:19:40Not once.

01:19:40Everybody was kind of listening.

01:19:41And I try to avoid four.

01:19:43You know when you do four people, you get two convos, and then everyone wants to talk?

01:19:46Yeah.

01:19:46What an episode.

01:19:48Love it.

01:19:48Honored to have you, Brian Callum.

01:19:49Thank you for having me.

01:19:50Huge fan.

01:19:51Honor.

01:19:52Sinatra Monroe, can't wait to see where you're at in two years, five years, ten years.

01:19:57I'm excited, too.

01:19:58When is this year?

01:20:00Three weeks.

01:20:01Nice.

01:20:02I'll be in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

01:20:03Come see me.

01:20:04You're on tour.

01:20:05Yeah.

01:20:06Tell me about the tour.

01:20:07Well, I'll be in Edmonton.

01:20:08I don't know if it's three weeks.

01:20:10Yeah, dude.

01:20:11Wow.

01:20:11I'm doing hours.

01:20:12I'm getting ready to shoot my special.

01:20:13Yeah.

01:20:15And Austin, January.

01:20:17Hey.

01:20:18An hour.

01:20:20How much of, let's say 100%, okay, it's all on pages, how much you forget while you're

01:20:24on stage?

01:20:26I don't.

01:20:27You do it all for me?

01:20:28Yeah, because I'm talking.

01:20:29An hour?

01:20:30Because I'm thematic.

01:20:31Because it's, you know, it's basically, you know what a theme is?

01:20:34They always say it's the author's argument for how you should behave in the world.

01:20:37So, it's basically, the through line is, you know, I'm telling a story, and it's broken

01:20:43up into sections.

01:20:44Okay.

01:20:44So, I never worry about that.

01:20:44Also, it's a very...

01:20:45And also, I've been doing it so long that I can find my way.

01:20:47It's like a long-ass monologue.

01:20:48Yeah.

01:20:49Or I improvise sometimes.

01:20:50I'll find something.

01:20:51Something will happen, and somebody will do something.

01:20:53Because I'm new to comedy, and I go once a week.

01:20:56I cringe when people that I look up to, they go, and, what was I saying?

01:21:02Well, that's also...

01:21:05Nerves.

01:21:05That's also, yeah, people who are, like, they're not that prepared.

01:21:08They're trying to show you that they're just winging it.

01:21:10I've seen you on Netflix.

01:21:11Put your phone down.

01:21:12Yeah.

01:21:13No, I always come.

01:21:14I come ready.

01:21:16You're not going to see Usher fucking always be my boo.

01:21:22Boo.

01:21:23Feel me?

01:21:24Let it burn.

01:21:26Rebecca J Live, Viral Sensation.

01:21:28Yes, thank you.

01:21:29Rebecca J Live on OF also?

01:21:31Rebecca J Live...

01:21:32No, Smooches on OF.

01:21:34Smooches.

01:21:35Congrats on the new podcast.

01:21:36Gracias.

01:21:37Yeah.

01:21:38Episode one or two only?

01:21:39Yeah.

01:21:39New, yeah.

01:21:40You're talking about Brutally Honest.

01:21:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:42Yeah, we're actually...

01:21:43Brutally Honest are great.

01:21:44Yeah, we actually filmed episode three, so we're going to be putting that out soon.

01:21:48Love that we didn't get to talk about the drizzy shit.

01:21:50We'd love to have you back on.

01:21:51Absolutely.

01:21:51I would love to.

01:21:52To spill the Drake tea.

01:21:52Yes.

01:21:53Sinatra Munro, Rebecca J, Brian Callan, Pillow Talks.

01:21:56See you next Tuesday.

01:21:57Thanks, Kevin.

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