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00:00This is the last acid indigestion you'll ever treat with a spoon.
00:16Cause all the acid neutralization in a spoon of regular Maalox or Mylanta
00:21now is concentrated
00:22in a brand new tablet.
00:26New Tums EX.
00:28E-X stands for extra strength, liquid strength, without the spoon.
00:37Extra strength, Tums E-X.
00:41I'm Sam Schoen, founder of U-Haul.
00:47I started U-Haul over 38 years ago to help people save money when they move.
00:52I still want to help people save money.
00:54That's why I want you to have the lowest rental rate you'll find anywhere.
00:57If you can find a lower rate, just tell us.
01:00We'll match it.
01:03U-Haul will not be undersold.
01:05I guarantee it.
01:07Thanks, Sam!
01:08Attention all personnel.
01:13The war is over.
01:15MASH is going home.
01:16Next.
01:17You call me a taxi, I'll be on my way.
01:18Share their touching goodbyes and their new beginnings.
01:22I'll never forget you.
01:23MASH, the end of an era.
01:25A two and a half hour special.
01:27I'll miss you.
01:27The laughs and tears, the final farewells, next.
01:31That is all.
01:31Next week on Alice, will Vera pull strings to play cello in a quartet?
01:44Monday is the new day for Alice at 9, 8 central and mountain.
01:48Tomorrow night, the Dukes John Schneider and Catherine Hicks star in the romantic comedy,
01:52Happy Endings, the CBS Tuesday night movie at 9, 8 central and mountain.
02:04This is CBS.
02:06At Stites, Savings and Loan, we're good for your money.
02:15We're good for your money.
02:18At Stites, Savings and Loan.
02:21At Stites, we live where you look and play.
02:25Your hometown neighbors in every way.
02:29We're good for your money.
02:32At Stites, Savings and Loan.
02:36Which of these people exercise at a health spa?
02:41They all do.
02:42At Fitness America.
02:44They're among more than 15,000 Fitness America members committed to looking better, feeling better, living better.
02:53At Fitness America, for less than a dollar a day, you can feel like a million.
03:06Laura Ingalls falls in love, Tuesday at 7.
03:09MASH.
03:14Sponsored by Chevrolet.
03:30Chevrolet is USA One.
03:32USA One is taking charge.
03:35Chevrolet is proud to be part of this special program.
03:46Tonight, we hope to see Chevrolet from a new perspective.
03:49Because the exciting fact is, today's Chevrolet cars and trucks are the direct result of a corporate investment equal to almost the cost of putting man on the moon.
03:57That's right.
03:59Tremendous commitment to you, the American consumer.
04:01It's resulted in new engines, new transmissions, new brakes, new electronic fuel meter, new on-board computer controls, new suspension systems, and the most innovative, most advanced four-wheel drive system in the industry.
04:14A commitment that has brought not just new products, but new plants, world state-of-the-art production technology, newly advanced quality control systems, the biggest product turnaround, and leap forward in automotive history.
04:25One that has allowed Chevrolet, for the past two years, to offer American consumers more new cars and light trucks than anyone in the world.
04:33They're available now.
04:34That's what we mean by Chevrolet taking charge.
04:37My doctor said no aspirin.
04:46With this headache, I guess I'll take Tylenol.
04:48Take three.
04:48Three tablets?
04:49No, Addison 3.
04:51It's 100% aspirin-free.
04:53I didn't know Addison 3 is aspirin-free.
04:55I've got a choice.
04:56Right.
04:57Like Tylenol, Addison 3 is 100% aspirin-free and contains the most effective aspirin-free pain reliever you can buy.
05:04Feeling better?
05:05Headache's gone.
05:06And thanks to Addison 3.
05:08Addison 3.
05:10100% aspirin-free.
05:17Tough Chevy trucks are taking charge.
05:20America's hottest-selling new-size pickup, Chevy S10, is now available in two new models, S10 Maxi Cab and S10 Blazer.
05:27Taking charge with the Instatrack four-wheel drive system.
05:30Shift from free-wheeling two-wheel drive to four-wheel drive high and back at any speed.
05:34Try that with Datsun or Toyota.
05:35Chevy S10 from America's truck sales leader.
05:39Tough Chevy trucks are taking charge.
05:43Recipe for a happy birthday.
05:47First, take one Betty Crocker's super moist cake.
05:50Putting in the mix makes it so incredibly moist, it's super moist.
05:54Next, top with Betty Crocker Creamy Deluxe Frosting.
05:57So buttercream creamy, it's like homemade.
06:00Super moist and creamy deluxe.
06:02Together, they're the recipe for America's favorite cake and frosting.
06:06For a happy birthday or a happy honeymoon time.
06:08You and Betty Crocker can.
06:10I love you, Mommy.
06:12Make someone happy.
06:13If you had a glass bucket, you'd see clear proof why new no-rinse clean and clear is a better way to clean your no-wax floor.
06:21Watch.
06:22You see?
06:23Cleaners that mix cloudy can dry cloudy without rinsing.
06:27What floor could look its best through that?
06:29But new clean and clear for no-wax floors, mix is clear, dries clear, is clean.
06:35Nothing cloudy to rinse away.
06:37Here's the proof.
06:38My floor looks terrific.
06:40Try new clean and clear, the no-rinse cleaner, for a clearly beautiful floor.
06:45I've stopped scrubbing my toilet.
06:47I use Tank 2 instead.
06:49I've stopped scrubbing.
06:50I use Tank 2.
06:51Introducing Tank 2 from Santa Flush for no-scrub toilet bowl cleaning.
06:55New Tank 2 has two compartments.
06:57With every flush, one releases soil-destroying bleach, the other a blue cleaner.
07:01Together, they let your toilet clean and deodorize itself.
07:04In a national study, more than four out of five women reported that Tank 2 kept their bowls clean for 30 days without routine scrubbing.
07:11Tank 2 keeps your bowl clean without routine scrubbing.
07:17Tuesday, it's all new.
07:19The spectacle, the thrills of Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus with hosts Sugar Ray Leonard & Son.
07:24It's the greatest show on earth.
07:25Then, on a CBS world premiere, Catherine Hicks and John Schneider could find happiness if their old flames don't make it too hot.
07:32Happy endings.
07:33It's all Tuesday.
07:37Wednesday on CBS, Bonnie Franklin and Robert Klein are looking for love in the worst way.
07:42Time Daily co-stars in your place...
07:44Status.
07:44...or mine.
07:45Wednesday.
07:45The standing quarter mile.
07:54This machine is about to attack it.
07:58A motorcycle that can turn 65 cubic inches into an incredible amount of horsepower.
08:04The Honda V65 Magna.
08:10It's about to become the world's fastest production motorcycle.
08:16When a business grows, it often grows out of control.
08:27Simple procedures become gigantic problems.
08:31Things like billing, filing, and shipping become too big to handle the old way.
08:36Why not get one of IBM's low-cost small computers like Datamaster?
08:42It puts you back in control, and it can grow...
08:45Here's to a great future.
08:47...as your business grows.
08:49Oh, roast beef.
08:59The bread and the tomato.
09:02The Swiss cheese and Miracle Whip.
09:04Oh.
09:07Oh, no.
09:13A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without Miracle Whip salad dressing.
09:18The bread spread from Kraft.
09:23If you have oily hair, you have a different kind of sebum.
09:26And all the detergent in the world won't change it.
09:28Now there's a new kind of shampoo.
09:30For oily hair only.
09:31Foho.
09:32Made with a blend of natural ingredients.
09:33To control.
09:34And normalize.
09:35Oily conditions.
09:36We drop oily sebum into Foho shampoo.
09:38Look how it breaks up the oil so fine.
09:40So fast.
09:40So clean.
09:41It lifts.
09:41Right out of your hair.
09:43Gently.
09:44Easily.
09:44You get extra clean hair.
09:46And to keep it that way for oily hair only rinses.
09:48New Foho.
09:49It's not just a lot of detergent.
09:55MASH will continue.
09:57Saturday, an evil plot is hatched.
10:01You and I can fly within the walls of Baldor's castle and simply kidnap the princess.
10:06Can Prince Eric conquer the demons of evil Prince Blackpool and his sinister witch Bethel?
10:11It's a desperate challenge to save the kingdom by rescuing Princess Ariel from her captors.
10:16On Wizards and Warriors Saturday.
10:20Good evening.
10:21From CBS News, this is News Break.
10:23The White House is conducting a full review of U.S. policies in Latin America.
10:28The dispatch of more military advisors to El Salvador is being considered.
10:33There's a possibility that when Pope John Paul arrives in El Salvador next Sunday, peace will arrive.
10:39A temporary peace.
10:40Leftist guerrillas have declared a ceasefire for the papal visit.
10:43A tenet of agreement has been reached in the steel negotiations.
10:47Both sides have agreed to concessions.
10:49Concessions designed to help compete with foreign steel makers.
10:53California, here it comes, is not a song.
10:56It's a weather forecast.
10:57Possibly the worst storm of a stormy winter is bearing down on California.
11:02Wild winds and heavy rain have already caused mudslides and floods and the deaths of five people.
11:08The storm did not keep the president away.
11:10He arrived there today, and tomorrow we'll have some guests over for lunch.
11:15The guests will be Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip.
11:18The royal couple visited a space shuttle simulator today.
11:21They didn't get off the ground, and neither will the real thing get off the ground for a while longer.
11:26More delays were announced for the first flight of the second shuttle, the Challenger.
11:31More engine defects will push the launch toward the end of March.
11:34It was originally scheduled to fly at the end of January.
11:37In Las Vegas, all the action was not at the tables today.
11:42Unexploded bombs were found outside three hotels.
11:45Rather than gamble on their lives, hundreds of guests performed an orderly evacuation.
11:50For 60,000 of you every hour, more than a million of you every day,
11:56headache after headache after headache, the extra strength of Excedrin works.
12:02I'm Morton Dean.
12:03More news later on this CBS station and on CBS News Nightwatch.
12:08This is CBS.
12:09Fun is made for sharing.
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12:17We've got family fun at Showbiz.
12:20Dating fun at Showbiz.
12:22Everyone fun at Showbiz.
12:24Showbiz Pizza Place.
12:25We've got eating fun at Showbiz.
12:28Racing fun at Showbiz.
12:29Showbiz fun at Showbiz.
12:31Showbiz Pizza Place.
12:33Share the fun.
12:34Come on and share the fun at Showbiz Pizza Place.
12:41I'd like to take you to a room at Farmers First Bank that most people never see.
12:46Our boardroom.
12:48But this isn't our board of directors.
12:50These are Farmers First employees.
12:52Studying, learning, getting ready to answer your questions about banking.
12:56All of us at Farmers First Bank are working hard to make banking easy again for you.
13:01People helping people.
13:04To make banking easy again at Farmers First.
13:11Watch Action News 15 tonight at 11.
13:19What does the General Motors mark of excellence mean to you?
13:23It means the latest techniques in computers, lasers, robotics, and aerodynamics.
13:29It means smarter, sleeker, more exciting cars.
13:32And the industry's most advanced safety-related research.
13:36At GM, excellence isn't just a quality.
13:39It's a commitment to always be better.
13:41And better.
13:42We're living up to our commitment.
13:44Right now, today, we're the best GM ever.
13:47Hey, Joey.
13:52What's she really like?
13:54She's the most exciting woman I ever met.
13:58Yeah?
13:59Atari introduces the woman of the year, Ms. Pac-Man.
14:03Just like the arcade classic, four different game screens, floating fruit, even pretzels.
14:09Honey, don't you know?
14:11I'm more than Pac-Man with a phone.
14:14Reach for Ms. Pac-Man.
14:16Reach, reach, reach for Atari.
14:18You're just an old chameleon
14:22You're changing all the time
14:26In the sun, you're sex appealing
14:28In the shade, you're so smart
14:32You're driving me up the ceiling
14:35With them changing, ranging eyes
14:38You're a bad old mean chameleon
14:41Got your daddy hypnotized
14:44New chameleon sunglasses
14:46They can change your whole outlook
14:49Like gold itself, there's a car with a tradition of being an investment
14:55Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme for 1983
14:59If you'd bought a new 1979 Cutlass Supreme coupe with a standard engine
15:04Chances are you could sell it today and get back about 90% of what you paid
15:09Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme
15:11Historically, a golden investment
15:14Oldsmobile
15:16Have one built for you
15:18I'm looking for great-fitting jeans
15:28Try Lee
15:29You bet I will
15:31Hey, they fit like the perfect play
15:44Tony, all you have to do is look for the patch
15:48Lee Jeans, the brand that fits
15:51Dirt track racing
15:55The most exciting, the most American sport on two wheels
15:59The inspiration for an incredible new motorcycle
16:02The Honda Ascot
16:04Now, B-twin power and torque and racer quick handling
16:08Comes off the track and onto the street
16:11The Honda Ascot
16:13What motorcycling was meant to be
16:16Here's Lipton tea lover, Don Meredith
16:26Excuse me, friend
16:27How do you get to Bar Harbor?
16:29Can't get there from here
16:31Hey, you drinking Lipton tea?
16:34Couldn't drink nothing else
16:35Me neither
16:36Lipton's got that special quality blend in each bag
16:39For a hot cup of tea that's dandy tasting
16:43You ever hear of the Lipton tea lover?
16:46You mean Don Meredith?
16:47Mm-hmm
16:48Nope
16:49You rascal
16:52Don't grow up too fast, big guy
16:56When you grow up, you won't have people to protect you
17:00And take care of you 24 hours a day
17:02And that's why smart grown-ups buy nationwide insurance
17:06Because nationwide has the flexibility
17:08To provide many kinds of insurance plans
17:11For many kinds of grown-ups
17:12Nationwide insurance
17:14It's blanket protection
17:1624 hours a day
17:18Nationwide is on your side
17:22MASH will continue
17:29Small and Fry are detectives
17:33Fry has a little problem that he controls in a big way
17:36When his partner's in a fix
17:37Goodbye
17:38Small and Fry premieres next Monday
17:40Next Monday, on its new night in time
17:44Can Alice and the gang face the music?
17:46And someday I'll be just as good a cellist as I am a waitress
17:49Alice, coming to Mondays at 9, 8 Central and Mountain
17:51This is CBS
17:53Bill, you've just reached a milestone
17:57And so has a well-known store you've been associated with
18:00Yes, Hills Department Stores is celebrating the opening of their 100th store
18:04What do you feel is the key to their success?
18:06Well, for one thing, they've dared to be very different from other stores
18:10And in a sense, Hills has done what successful actors do
18:14They've tried hard to know their audience
18:16Their customers
18:17To know their needs
18:18And to provide for them
18:19I know that sounds simple
18:21But it's quite an art
18:22This year you'll see over 70 Phillies games
18:32All spring and summer long
18:33Only here on Channel 15
18:35It's the best year ever for Phillies baseball
18:37In the Pennsylvania heartland
18:39The Phillies on W-O-Y-H-TV 15
18:41Your ticket for great action in 83
18:44Great moments
18:45Watch your after
18:47Great moments
18:48I love the laughter
18:49Great moments
18:51For you on Channel 15
18:54Laverne and Shirley recall a night with Lenny and Squiggy
18:57Tuesday at 5.30
18:58Have you seen what just hit town?
19:06That's that new engine, isn't it?
19:08Look at this
19:09Shaft drive
19:10Is it fast?
19:12About a 12.25 mile
19:14That'll blow away most 750s
19:17Okay, guys
19:19Whose is it?
19:19The new Nighthawk
19:21From Honda
19:22Wish it was mine
19:23But it isn't
19:25Is it yours?
19:28Uh-huh
19:28Wait till Jay cares about this
19:32If you're poor in Kellogg's Corn Flakes
19:38You'll burn the special place
19:40On the front of America's favorite cereal
19:44Sit down to look at your face
19:46Well, the face of the Kellogg's Corn Flakes
19:50But it's the face of America too
19:52When you sit down to America's favorite cereal
19:57I didn't buy my usual bargain brand liners today, Ernie, but I still save money
20:09You save money, but it'll break
20:11New low-priced sheer strength liners, Ernie
20:14It'll break
20:15Sheer strength from Glad
20:17With a high-strength plastic that's more puncture resistant
20:19Don't break
20:21New low-priced sheer strength trash can liners
20:24Now you don't have to sacrifice quality to save money
20:27We save money
20:28And it didn't break
20:29It didn't break
20:30Try new low-priced sheer strength liners
20:33Look what's happening at your Oldsmobile dealer showroom
20:37We just put the show on the road
20:40It's the great Olds Roadshow sales rally
20:43Featuring the special cars
20:45The Cutlass Sierra ES
20:46The new Cutlass Sierra Holiday Coupe
20:49The new Olds Forensa GT
20:52They're here
20:53Even the limited edition Hurst Olds
20:56Hottest Cutlass of them all
20:57The great Olds Roadshow sales rally
21:01Come on in and drive them now
21:03MASH will continue
21:08March is premiere month on CBS
21:12And Tuesday, it's Tim Conway and the hilarious premiere of his new series
21:15Ace Crawford Private Eye
21:17Keep the safety on
21:18Then, the fun continues when two orphaned kids and a gambler-turned-daddy
21:23Tangle with two bumbling outlaws
21:24Whoa, they're gun-shy
21:27Right after Ace Crawford
21:28Premiering Tuesday, March 23rd
21:30This is CBS
21:32Action News Break
21:35Brought to you by Eisenhower Imported Cars
21:37Here's Lee Furco
21:39Good evening
21:40The United Steelworkers Union reached a new tentative contract agreement late today with the steel industry
21:44The new contract was demanded five months ahead of schedule by major steel customers
21:49Who said they'd buy their steel elsewhere if no agreement was reached by tomorrow
21:52And a strike by turnpike workers has been postponed while a state fact finder settles their contract dispute
21:58Nissan Sentra
22:00The car that you've needed for so long has arrived
22:03See it at Eisenhower Imported Cars, Route 422, Wernersville
22:07Details of all the top stories at 11 o'clock
22:10Action News Break has been sponsored by Eisenhower Imported Cars
22:14For years, we've disagreed about investing money
22:18A high return is important, but you need accessibility
22:21So I said, you need Hamilton Bank's Liquid Reserve account
22:25You get growth like your money market fund
22:27And the security
22:28Accessibility of having your money at Hamilton Bank
22:31And you know, he's talking sense
22:34Dad
22:35Stop in or call now for Hamilton Liquid Reserve
22:37It offers more than a money market fund
22:39More for your money, more for you
22:41Like never before
22:42Laura Ingalls falls in love
22:47Tuesday at 7
22:48We are Chevrolet
22:58Taking charge with a corporate investment equal to almost the cost of putting man on the moon
23:04Today's Chevrolet is Cavalier
23:06A fuel-injected sedan with lower prices for 83
23:09Beating the three top-selling import sedans in room and power
23:12Today's Chevrolet is diesel Chevette
23:15No other car built in America has mileage this high at a price so low
23:19Chevrolet is taking charge
23:22Good dog
23:25Here's your praise
23:27Good dog
23:28Here's your praise
23:29Dogs love the taste of praise
23:32Dogs love praise
23:33Purina introduces praise brand dog food
23:35Dogs love the soft, chewy chunks made with real meat
23:39And dogs love the delicious, crunchy nuggets
23:41Together they make praise taste better than any of the leading dry brands
23:45Good dog
23:46Here's your praise
23:48Dogs love the taste of praise
23:50Dogs love praise
23:52Beauty, it tastes so fine
23:59Beauty, pure and natural wine
24:02Beauty, young eyes
24:04Beauty, so nice
24:06Beauty, beauty
24:07Beauty, it tastes so light
24:12Beauty, so refreshing and right
24:15Beauty, young eyes
24:17Beauty, so nice
24:19Beauty, Beauty
24:21meet john hybrid the third and his family not much personality but gluttons for punishment
24:32these scientifically advanced lifelike dummies are helping general motors lead the industry in
24:39safety related research by demonstrating how the human body withstands force and you think
24:44you've had some tough days we're living up to our commitment right now today we're the best gm ever
24:52we are chevrolet taking charge with the new celebrity our roomiest front wheel drive
25:06compare it for room features and front wheel drive performance today's chevrolet is camaro
25:11the hottest selling true plus two now with a new five liter five speed edition today's chevrolet
25:17is caprice main one of the 10 best cars you can buy foreign or domestic chevrolet is taking charge
25:25i feel stuffy hot feverish achy congested how would you treat those symptoms i can give you a contact
25:33that treats less than 100 of your symptoms or a full 100 with new driftstand ultra colds formula
25:38take the 100 of course for 100 of your symptoms the maximum single dose that's new ultra colds
25:44formula i feel better everything kind of open and it's free and flowing i've been using contact for
25:50three or four years i'm going to switch to drift and ultra for 100 of your symptoms new drift and ultra
25:55jim o'brien and family recently lost their home today they're getting it all back all state update
26:04home replacement cost guarantee unlike nine out of ten homeowners today the o'briens never had to worry
26:12they had more than a guard against inflation they had all states promise to pay to rebuild their home
26:19right down to the doorknocker no matter what the cost that's all states guarantee you're in good hands
26:24with all state
26:25welcome
26:28the best beer for the best time of the day miller highlight
26:55mash will continue
27:00saturday neil diamond is a singer choosing between success and his wife with you or without you i am
27:08going to l.a only one person understands his ambition i'll give you my body and their illicit
27:14passion ignites his career but will he pay the price that success demands sir laurence olivier
27:19lucy arnaz neil diamond the jazz singer saturday this is cbs
27:24with this the final episode of mash comes the end of an era for 10 years mash has entertained us in so
27:34many ways at q106 wqxa we are proud to be a part of this farewell salute to mash we're also a leader in
27:42the business of entertainment and information and so to the cast and crew of mash on behalf of our many listeners
27:50thanks for the memories
27:56before you buy furniture anywhere stop at the bed and furniture warehouse where you'll find the lowest
28:03furniture prices in central pennsylvania compare anywhere regular stores liquidations anniversary
28:08sales going out of business sales the bed and furniture warehouse in the raffo industrial park
28:13at the manheim mountjoy exit on route 283 will beat them all so if you want quality major brand
28:18furniture at the rock bottom lowest price go to the bed and furniture warehouse in the raffo industrial park
28:24at the manheim mountjoy exit of route 283 watch action news 15 tonight at 11.
28:34mash will continue
28:38this evening we've seen just part of today's chevrolet direct result of a corporate investment
28:43almost equal to the cost of putting man on the moon the biggest product leap forward in automotive
28:48history new competitively priced chevrolet new fit and finish new efficiency new performance
28:54new value and just ahead the all-new corvette the chevrolet one magazine is already called the most
29:00advanced production car on the planet test drive a new chevrolet see what we mean by chevrolet taking charge
29:09this is the xerox 620 memory writer since it came out the people who make this electric have brought out a new
29:16improved electronic model 85 but it can print as fast as the 620 it can be upgraded to add more memory
29:24and it has no display to make revisions and correct mistakes before they get on paper like the xerox 620
29:31does that's why more and more selective typists select the 620 memory writer from xerox
29:38i remember when little sister you were two i was 10 baby sister you tried desperately
29:53for attention from me would you settle for a french fry for now
30:00little baby sister of mine you grew up together
30:12you were just to me too tag along tomboy making a scene
30:18and then i turned around and found her a homecoming queen
30:25little sister you know i'm gonna miss her
30:31because we grew up together mcdonald's and you
30:43mash sponsored by chevrolet chevrolet is usa one usa one is taking charge
31:01so
31:13so
32:45Then, Bonnie Franklin and Robert Klein are looking for love in the funniest way.
32:50Time Daily co-stars in your place...
32:52Sadist.
32:53...or mine.
32:53Right after Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
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