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Original Upload Date: June 30th, 2024

Fictional Story: On May 23rd, 2024, in Saskatoon, SK boy named Travis was gifted a 16" MacBook Pro in silver with the new M3 Max chip, 128GB of unified memory, and 2TB of storage. Unbeknownst to Travis, the Laptop was a phony one. When Travis logged in, the system force restarted to a Barney Error. What happens next is anyone's guess...

Credits for material used in this video:
(C) Mattel, Inc. for Barney Logo and Character.
JoeySlikk for the various Evil Barney pngs.
Pixabay for the stock sounds.
@dsn_youtube for the video template.
lazypy.ro for the free access OddFast to the Paul and Susan TTS voices/
https://www.tetyys.com/SAPI4/:
for the Microsoft Sam voice.
(C) Apple Inc for the Macbook Pro and logos, etc.

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Transcript
00:00Alright, it's time to boot up my new Macbook Pro.
00:04I've been waiting for my gift a long time.
00:15It's time to log in.
00:22Alright, now that I'm logged in, I will go to, hang on.
00:28The screen froze.
00:30What is going on?
00:45A colonel panic?
00:46What kind of crap is this?
00:48Oh well, I guess I better restart.
00:58That's right.
00:59We have corrupted your Macbook Pro for a Barney error.
01:02This time, there are no extra chances.
01:08Because this is a hardcore Barney error.
01:10Barney went to Singapore to stay at Marina Bay Sands but did not have enough balance.
01:15You only have one hour or 60 minutes to not turn off your Macbook Pro by holding the Touch
01:20ID button.
01:21Repeat, do not turn off your Macbook Pro by holding the Touch ID button.
01:25But if you do, Barney will be crossed with you and force you to enter the code.
01:30Repeat, if you do, Barney will be crossed with you and force you to enter the code.
01:34With that, I'm off.
01:35And remember, I'm watching you and I mean it.
01:40No, you plump prehistoric purple putts.
01:43I want you to leave my Macbook right freaking now.
01:46I am sorry, I didn't mean it.
01:52Show me mercy, please.
01:54That's what I thought.
01:56Don't call me something stupid like that again or else I'll eat you alive.
02:01You have wasted your chance, which means Barney is furious with you and has placed a tracker
02:08on your Macbook Pro.
02:09Jesus Christ, you scared the living shit out of me, Barney.
02:14You turned off your goddamn Macbook like I told you not to.
02:19That's it.
02:20Enter the correct code now.
02:22You want the correct code?
02:24Fine.
02:25This better be good.
02:41No, you stupid fuck.
02:44That's not the correct code.
02:46The correct code was 816-24-32-40-48-56-64-72-80.
02:54If you had paid attention to math class the whole school year, then I would've given back your
02:59Macbook.
03:00But that didn't happen.
03:01You never listened to me.
03:03And you never listened to the announcer either.
03:06That's it.
03:07PC-PC-21-DC-22-40.
03:08It was good to have a knife in front of you.
03:09So it's that won't be good to put it.
03:10That's it.
03:11That's it.
03:12That's it.
03:13That's it.
03:14That's it.
03:15That's it.
03:16Yeah, that's it.
03:17Yeah, that's it.
03:18Yeah, that's it.
03:19about your death of software.
03:27RCMP infraction detected.
03:33RCMP infraction detected.
03:38You have just triggered the tracking device in this MacBook Pro.
03:42The information related to the use and purchase has been catalogued,
03:46and will be confiscated by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police upon arrival at your location.
03:52Not only that, you are also under arrest for possession of stolen property, petty theft, and more besides.
03:59So be it.
04:00All of this could have been avoided if you had paid attention to Barney,
04:04and not thought of stealing or messing around with the MacBook Pro to begin with.
04:09Barney warned you once, but you have chosen to ignore him.
04:12You will have the next 50 years in Claire's home to think about and confess to your crimes,
04:18because that's where you're headed for the rest of your days.
04:21Tough shit for you, pal.
04:24Goodbye now.
04:25You will never know what you're closing up, you're bullshit.
04:37You're bullshit.
04:38You're bullshit.
04:43Thanks for listening to you.
04:44Bye now.
04:45Bye now.
04:46Bye now.
04:47Peace.
04:48Bye now.
04:53Bye now.
04:55Bye now.
05:04Bye now.
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