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Original upload date: January 18th, 2025

Fictional story: On January 14th, 1989, someone from Pine Bluff, AR bought a Commodore 64 computer off the Black Market. Little did they know, lurking on the bogus computer, was a Barney Error. What happened next was anyone's guess...

Credits for material used in this video:
(C) Mattel, Inc. for Barney logo, images, songs, and character.
(C) Commodore International for the C64 graphics and computer png.
Pixabay for all other stock sounds and music.
S.A.M. Voice used here:
https://texttospeechrobot.com/sam-text-to-speech-download/mp3/
Damien Voice Provided by:
https://lazypy.ro/tts/

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Transcript
00:00We have stopped the load of process on your Commodore 64 for a Barbie error.
00:11Barbie died in Chiago today due to a failed gravitational experiment of the Sierra Tower.
00:18In observance of this negligible incident of scientific proportions,
00:23I must now ask you to keep your hands off your C64 computer.
00:29So, I will only say this once, do not turn off your Commodore 64 computer by any means,
00:38like unplugging the power source, touching the power button, or by disconnecting your dial of connection.
00:45If you do, then Barbie and I will get very angry and take your computer away.
00:51You get three chances. Your choice.
00:54Should you be stupid and waste man, you had better prepare yourself for a world of doom.
01:01That's it. I'm done now.
01:06Hey you. Did I not just tell you to not turn off your computer?
01:11I saw you unplug your power source.
01:14Don't even think about doing something stupid like that again.
01:19This error is not a joke.
01:21You stupid ass.
01:23Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? What the hell?
01:29What the hell do you think you were doing by turning off the goddamn power button on your C64 computer?
01:37This won't end well.
01:39If you dare try to disconnect your dial up, then I will initiate the system failure.
01:45I'm not fucking kidding, and I'm watching you, bitch.
01:50Come on and touch that power cord.
01:52I fucking dare you to touch that power cord.
01:55And watch what happens next.
01:57Come on.
02:06You fool.
02:07How dare you deliberately waste all three of your goddamn chances.
02:11If you touch that Yamagor 6 before again, then you will get a strike.
02:17Don't do it.
02:23Oh my god.
02:24You have just brought on your first strike.
02:27Are you really oblivious to my show and legacy that you had to do that?
02:31You have two strikes left before I call the police to arrest you.
02:35Stop the fucking turn off, you miserable little sucker.
02:38You're damaging yourself, you know.
02:42This is your second strike.
02:44I have notified the FBI about your activity on this Commodore 64 computer,
02:49and they have just issued an arrest warrant nationwide.
02:53You'd better stop it with this bullshit right now,
02:56or else you will go fuck yourself.
03:02This is strike three.
03:04You have struck out and fucked yourself over rotally.
03:07I will now issue the FBI notice via voiceover.
03:10Attention offender.
03:11Your Commodore 64 computer has been seized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation,
03:22and you are under immediate arrest for tampering with evidence.
03:25Your ownership of the C64 is over, and you will now go to prison.
03:30Folsom to be exact.
03:31Had you not messed with Barney and the fucking announcer,
03:35then this all could have been avoided.
03:37We know that you obtained this computer off the black market.
03:41Now join your fellow offenders in analog hell.
03:44Goodbye now.
03:46Good worry now.
04:00Gig a lot outside here.
04:01Baty, uh, Iam Sophie...
04:03Watch out!
04:04Pocket Question and the 가까i coming in Chiefs...
04:06Potential, voiceover sortie...
04:07You know your relationship will stillshit in box,
04:09you know your connection will be told.
04:11I will even fight for you.
04:13Something new in the room...
04:14Not serious, facewolf,
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