Here are some commercials that aired during 3rd Rock from The Sun, NewsRadio, Just Shoot Me! and Will & Grace:
1. Long John Silver's (partial)
2. 11 Alive News Today promo bumper
3. Ford Windstar
4. McDonald's
5. Cheer Laundry Detergent
6. Infusium 23
7. Confirmation: Hard Evidence of Aliens Among Us? NBC promo
8. Domino's Pizza
9. Ethan Allen
10. Tylenol
11. GMC Sonoma
12. 3rd Rock from The Sun NBC bumper
13. NewsRadio & Just Shoot Me! NBC promos
14. Push Button Probation 11 Alive News promo
15. Volvo S80
16. Fighting Traffic Trap 11 Alive News promo
17. Garden Ridge
18. 11 Alive News promo bumper
19. Land Rover
20. Children's Tylenol Soft Chews
21. Kraft Easy Mac
22. Dr. Pepper
23. The Carsey-Werner Co. (1999)
24. End Credits
25. Jell-O Pudding
26. (same as #21)
27. The Home Depot
28. Disney's Mulan on Videocassette
29. Pizza Hut
30. Florida's Natural Juices
31. Purina One Dog Food
32. Border Line NBC promo
33. Kmart
34. Tylenol Flu Medicine
35. UPS
36. Kraft Stove Top Stuffing
37. Carnival Cruises
38. Blistex
39. Taco Bell
40. Just Shoot Me! NBC promo
41. ER NBC promo
42. Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/343 Incorporated/Columbia Tristar Television (1999)
43. Split-Screen Credits
44. Nissan Altima
45. Georgia Natural Gas
46. Dodge Trucks
47. Push Button Probation 11 Alive News promo bumper
48. True Crime TV trailer
49. Pontiac Grand AM
50. (same as #33)
51. Budweiser
52. Dateline NBC promo
53. (same as #7)
54. Volkswagen Passat
55. Almay Lipstick
56. Hershey's Bites
57. Chef Boyardee
58. Cruel Intentions TV trailer
59. Just Shoot Me! NBC bumper
60. Will & Grace NBC promo
61. (same as #14)
62. Ingles
63. Blockbuster Video
64. Tonight on 11 Alive News at 11:00pm...
65. (same as #2)
66. Mandalay Bay Hotel
67. Office Space TV trailer
68. Crunch 'n Munch
69. Maybelline Express Finish
70. Ford Mustang
71. Friends/Frasier/ER NBC promos
72. Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Steve Levitan Prods./Columbia Tristar Television (1999)
73. (same as #43 & #54)
74. Message in A Bottle TV trailer
75. AT&T
76. (same as #39)
77. Law & Order NBC promo
78. (same as #22 & #37)
79. Oldsmobile Alero
80. (same as #8)
81. Will & Grace NBC bumper
82. (same as #52)
83. Jeep Grand Cherokee
84. Scana Energy
85. Ford Escort
86. (same as #18)
87. Propecia
88. M&Ms
89. (same as #54)
90. Providence
Video footage courtesy of Pizza Fun Time Video at archive.org
All credit of this footage goes to him!
1. Long John Silver's (partial)
2. 11 Alive News Today promo bumper
3. Ford Windstar
4. McDonald's
5. Cheer Laundry Detergent
6. Infusium 23
7. Confirmation: Hard Evidence of Aliens Among Us? NBC promo
8. Domino's Pizza
9. Ethan Allen
10. Tylenol
11. GMC Sonoma
12. 3rd Rock from The Sun NBC bumper
13. NewsRadio & Just Shoot Me! NBC promos
14. Push Button Probation 11 Alive News promo
15. Volvo S80
16. Fighting Traffic Trap 11 Alive News promo
17. Garden Ridge
18. 11 Alive News promo bumper
19. Land Rover
20. Children's Tylenol Soft Chews
21. Kraft Easy Mac
22. Dr. Pepper
23. The Carsey-Werner Co. (1999)
24. End Credits
25. Jell-O Pudding
26. (same as #21)
27. The Home Depot
28. Disney's Mulan on Videocassette
29. Pizza Hut
30. Florida's Natural Juices
31. Purina One Dog Food
32. Border Line NBC promo
33. Kmart
34. Tylenol Flu Medicine
35. UPS
36. Kraft Stove Top Stuffing
37. Carnival Cruises
38. Blistex
39. Taco Bell
40. Just Shoot Me! NBC promo
41. ER NBC promo
42. Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/343 Incorporated/Columbia Tristar Television (1999)
43. Split-Screen Credits
44. Nissan Altima
45. Georgia Natural Gas
46. Dodge Trucks
47. Push Button Probation 11 Alive News promo bumper
48. True Crime TV trailer
49. Pontiac Grand AM
50. (same as #33)
51. Budweiser
52. Dateline NBC promo
53. (same as #7)
54. Volkswagen Passat
55. Almay Lipstick
56. Hershey's Bites
57. Chef Boyardee
58. Cruel Intentions TV trailer
59. Just Shoot Me! NBC bumper
60. Will & Grace NBC promo
61. (same as #14)
62. Ingles
63. Blockbuster Video
64. Tonight on 11 Alive News at 11:00pm...
65. (same as #2)
66. Mandalay Bay Hotel
67. Office Space TV trailer
68. Crunch 'n Munch
69. Maybelline Express Finish
70. Ford Mustang
71. Friends/Frasier/ER NBC promos
72. Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Steve Levitan Prods./Columbia Tristar Television (1999)
73. (same as #43 & #54)
74. Message in A Bottle TV trailer
75. AT&T
76. (same as #39)
77. Law & Order NBC promo
78. (same as #22 & #37)
79. Oldsmobile Alero
80. (same as #8)
81. Will & Grace NBC bumper
82. (same as #52)
83. Jeep Grand Cherokee
84. Scana Energy
85. Ford Escort
86. (same as #18)
87. Propecia
88. M&Ms
89. (same as #54)
90. Providence
Video footage courtesy of Pizza Fun Time Video at archive.org
All credit of this footage goes to him!
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00:30Claire wanted to be the protector of the world.
00:33Now her world consists of school plays and sick days.
00:37Ford Windstar to the rescue.
00:40Windstar's the only vehicle on the planet to earn the government's highest rating in both front and side impact crash tests.
00:48Hey, Claire, you are the protector of the world.
00:51The new Ford Windstar, built to last.
00:53Remember, kids in the backseat.
00:55And buckle up.
01:00Can you put a prize on love?
01:04You betcha.
01:05If the object of your affection is a McDonald's Big Mac, the one-of-a-kind, two-all-beaf patty taste is just two for two dollars.
01:13Or if you're not ready to commit to just the Big Mac, wake up to a two-for-two dollar offer on a zesty sausage McMuffin with egg.
01:19But hurry, your love may be eternal.
01:22But these prices aren't.
01:23Where does one find such love?
01:26Did somebody say McDonald's?
01:30Chlorine.
01:31It's in tap water and it can fade colors.
01:36No wonder they're scared.
01:38All-color cheer neutralizes chlorine while it cleans to help make water safe for colors.
01:55Cheer.
01:56Keep colors alive.
01:57It's the humidity.
02:01I overcooked it.
02:03Somehow I inherited my Uncle Lester's hair genes.
02:06Don't excuse your hair.
02:07Infuse your hair with Infusium 23.
02:10If your hair requires an explanation like mine, you need Infusium 23 shampoos, conditioners, and leave-in treatments.
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02:28What does it look like, ma'am?
02:29Many don't believe.
02:31You're ready to love them.
02:32That aliens exist.
02:33This is weird, though.
02:34NBC Wednesday, 8-7 Central.
02:36I'm flying on, Jack.
02:37I got three of them.
02:38You will believe.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:40I hope that's a plane.
02:42Confirmation.
02:42Hard evidence of aliens among us.
02:44NBC Wednesday, 8-7 Central.
02:46Please be a plane at home.
02:47Please.
02:49Domino's.
02:50Thank you, Mark.
02:51Uncle James.
02:52You are Domino's.
02:54You don't know anything about this.
02:55Yes, we do.
02:57See, the Domino's Heat Wave Bag delivers the hottest, best-tasting Domino's ever.
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03:02The cheese tastes gooey.
03:04Because the Domino's Heat Wave Bag is like a portable oven.
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03:10Now order two medium pizzas with up to three toppings for only $13.99.
03:15Domino's.
03:16Delivering a million smiles a day.
03:20Introducing British Classics.
03:22A marriage of Victorian elegance and Caribbean soul.
03:28British Classics.
03:30From Ethan Allen.
03:31The winter sale ends this weekend.
03:33Don't worry, little one.
03:36Daddy's got Tylenol for his headache.
03:39Tylenol works on headache pain without the risk of stomach irritation.
03:43So before you know it, daddy's going to be right as rain.
03:48Secret shortcuts.
03:51Back roads.
03:52Winding trails.
03:54Thankfully, a truck that appreciates your sense of direction.
03:57A truck with four available suspensions that handles even when fully loaded.
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04:06And a devotion to true truck capability.
04:08Get your hands on a 99 Sonoma and drive away with $1,000 cash back or 0.9% APR financing.
04:16The Sonoma from GMC.
04:18You're watching Third Rock from the Sun.
04:21Set.
04:21On NBC.
04:23Next, all the news radio guys want Tiffany Amber Thiessen.
04:26She just wants Dave.
04:28Ta-ta.
04:28If you could just get her attention.
04:31Oh, no.
04:32That's Muscle C TV.
04:35And we've heard the shocking news from Finch's dad.
04:38Nina and I are getting married.
04:39Next.
04:40He's gone to his happy place.
04:42Will Brian Dennehy make it to the altar?
04:44Pull the plug.
04:45Great.
04:46Not yet.
04:46And will Tyra Banks fall for Elliot?
04:49I knew you were crazy.
04:50All new NBC.
04:52Next.
04:54Thousands of convicted criminals didn't see their probation officers last month.
04:58And they're still free, keeping in touch electronically with push-button probation.
05:03Find out if it's working.
05:05Tonight on 11 Alive News, After Dateline.
05:13How do I look?
05:16How do I look?
05:19How do I look?
05:20Very good.
05:22I must say, I'm amazed.
05:25I am a little child.
05:28The new Volvo S80.
05:31My goodness.
05:32A very stylish girl.
05:39Your heart's pounding.
05:40You're gripping the wheel.
05:42Is this how you start your day?
05:4411 Alive News has teams of reporters working around the clock to bring you secrets, solutions,
05:48and shortcuts to fighting the traffic track.
05:51Weeknights on 11 Alive News.
05:54Discover Spring is the best reason to redecorate.
05:57Discover the creative part of you that's been buried under dirty laundry.
06:02Discover Garden Ridge.
06:04The home decor marketplace where you'll find the city's largest selection for everything spring.
06:09Discover 16 by 20 frame dart.
06:11Two for $12.
06:12And a giant arrangement is $19.94.
06:15Discover how to greet your guests before you open the door.
06:19Discover Garden Ridge.
06:20And discover shopping that's fun.
06:24A fatal plane crash in Bartow County will be live from the scene at 11.
06:28Is Jason there?
06:33I'll see.
06:34I'll see.
06:50Still looking.
06:51The entirely, surprisingly new Land Rover.
06:56The biggest news from Land Rover in years.
06:59Words can't express the feelings kids have about the bad taste of some medicines.
07:04But now there's new children's Tylenol soft chews.
07:08They taste so good.
07:09Kids won't mind taking this medicine.
07:11New soft chews from children's Tylenol.
07:13Still not easier than new Kraft Easy Mac.
07:35It's a single serving.
07:37It's microwavable.
07:39It's ready when kids are.
07:41It's Kraft Easy Mac.
07:43Are you crazy?
07:46No, Johnny, don't.
07:47I got saved.
07:47No, Johnny.
07:49Johnny, I'm telling your mother.
07:52This isn't funny.
07:54He's meaning that you...
07:56Johnny.
08:00Johnny.
08:02I got him.
08:04Oh, thank goodness.
08:09Johnny?
08:11Can I have yours?
08:13Oh, Mary.
08:17It's so nice to have you back in the office with me.
08:20It is kind of homey.
08:22Would you mind just moving a hair to your left?
08:25There's a nice window view I'd kind of gotten used to.
08:27Okay.
08:29Sketch more.
08:32Almost there.
08:34Another smidge.
08:35Down two inches.
08:37Down two inches.
08:38Perfect.
08:41Welcome home, Mary.
08:44Martin Short and Whoopi Goldberg star in Alice in Wonderland.
08:47NBC Sunday in one week at an early time, 8, 7 central.
08:50The chocolate vanilla swirls Jell-O pudding snack is based on my idea.
08:58I've been mixing Jell-O pudding flavors since I was a kid.
09:00Of course, my version didn't travel real well.
09:03But this little cup is inspired.
09:05Half luscious chocolate, half smooth cool vanilla.
09:08And a heck of a lot nicer looking than anything I used to make.
09:11Chocolate vanilla swirls Jell-O pudding snacks.
09:14Smile more.
09:15Now fat-free cool whip meets fat-free Jell-O.
09:18Your taste buds won't know what's missing.
09:21Today's exam has one question.
09:24Good luck.
09:26Yes!
09:27Still not easier than new Kraft Easy Mac.
09:31A single serving, microwavable, and ready when kids are.
09:35It's Easy Mac.
09:36If you could change the look of your floor right now, how would you do it?
09:41New carpet, a different texture, different color.
09:48How about a saxony or a cable?
09:51Maybe even go with hardwoods or a laminate.
09:55With thousands of flooring options.
09:58And countless styles and colors.
10:00If you can dream it, you can do it at the Home Depot.
10:03Where low prices are just the beginning.
10:06What makes it a classic is the story.
10:08We cheered for Mulan.
10:09When will my reflection shine?
10:14It ranks right up there with Beauty and the Beast.
10:17My son's already asked me for it, so I think we'll have to own it.
10:21New York!
10:22The Big Apple!
10:23Hey, you guys think you got games?
10:25You got nothing!
10:26Home of the number one world champion!
10:28Biggest and the baddest police!
10:30Ah, you ain't got nothing!
10:31You call that a squeegee?
10:33You call that a kiss?
10:34I'm gonna be late.
10:34Get a hotel room.
10:35Ever wonder why New Yorkers have such big mouths?
10:37You got nothing!
10:38Because we eat big pizza.
10:40Like the Big New Yorker from Pizza Hut.
10:4116 inches of real New York pizza dripping with cheese at a very un-New York price.
10:46$9.99.
10:47What do you think this is?
10:48Indiana?
10:49The Big New Yorker.
10:50New from Pizza Hut.
10:50It's beautiful.
10:52Florida's natural, not from concentrate premium juice, is made by a co-op of growers whose only business
10:58is making juices.
11:00They own the land, they own the trees, they own the company.
11:04Taste the difference it makes.
11:06Good boy, Simon.
11:08When your dog is the star of a syndicated comic strip, you get lots of fan mail.
11:12Okay, Simon gets most of it.
11:14When we ran the strip where Simon snubs his food, people sent all kinds of dog food.
11:19I read the labels, and in every bag of Purina One Brand Beef and Rice Formula, beef is the number one ingredient.
11:25In lots of designer dog foods, it's corn.
11:27So, I let Simon try Purina One.
11:31I'd say it went over pretty well.
11:33Purina One.
11:34Second to none.
11:36Monday at 9, 8 central.
11:38They're smuggling babies.
11:39A motion picture so compelling, so important.
11:43It brought together executive producer Anthony Edwards and ER's Sherry Stringfield.
11:48Leave this alone.
11:49To stop a baby-stealing conspiracy, she put herself in the crossfire.
11:54Borderline NBC Monday.
11:56Just when you need it most, it's dollar days at Kmart.
12:01You're probably out of a lot of things right now.
12:04So, it's the perfect time to get into Kmart and shop throughout the store for the things you need throughout the house.
12:09Big savings on thousands of items are waiting for you now.
12:16When you add it all up, it's all about value.
12:20So, don't miss dollar days at Kmart.
12:23Lowest sale prices every time.
12:25Guaranteed.
12:26I am not going to get it.
12:29Are you okay?
12:30Yeah.
12:31No way am I going to get it.
12:33I'm going to fight it.
12:34I'm not going to get it again this year.
12:36You don't look so good.
12:38When the tough gets sick...
12:39I've got the flu.
12:40...the sick get tough with Tylenol Flu.
12:43With maximum strength flu medicines plus extra strength Tylenol for the flu's tough aches and fever.
12:49I am not getting sick.
12:50I'm not getting the flu.
12:52Got the flu?
12:53Get tough on your flu with Tylenol Flu.
13:04Buenos dias.
13:05Mucho trafico hoy.
13:07For the earliest delivery to the most international cities, call 1-800-PIC-UPS.
13:12Ah, the stovetop canister lets you make just the right amount of stuffing.
13:17Whether it's a platter of pork chops or a romantic dinner for two, say, meatloaf or turkey.
13:23Oh.
13:24Dress up dinner tonight with Stovetop.
13:34Looks like one vacation is just more fun.
13:37We guarantee it.
13:38Carnival, the most popular cruise line in the world.
13:42Basic lip care doesn't bring a lot to the party.
13:44But Blistex goes beyond basic protection with unique amalian folios that soothingly revive your thirsty lips.
13:51Bring a little life to your lips.
13:54Go beyond basic care to Blistex.
13:57Welcome to the Baja Gortita Hotline.
14:01If you want to talk about warm, pillowy flatbread, press 1.
14:06Zesty pepper jack sauce.
14:08Press 2.
14:11Rawr.
14:12Here's a fantasy come true.
14:14New Baja Gorditas with zesty pepper jack sauce and freshly made salsa, just 99 cents each.
14:20Hurry in to Taco Bell for a talking chihuahua.
14:23I think I'm in love.
14:24Better get them while they last.
14:25Last week, we heard Fincher's dad say...
14:29Nina and I are getting married.
14:30Next.
14:31He's gone to his happy place.
14:33Will Finch ever come back?
14:35Will Brian Dennehy make it to the altar?
14:37Pull the plug.
14:38Hey.
14:38Not yet.
14:39And will Tyra Banks fall for Elliot?
14:42Are you afraid?
14:43Get it to me.
14:43All you just shoot me, NBC.
14:46Next.
14:46Everything will change when everyone finds out.
14:50Here we go.
14:51A team unites to save lives.
14:53Are you coming with me?
14:55NBC Thursday.
14:57The most powerful hour of ER this year.
15:00The destiny of Dr. Ross.
15:03A very special ER Thursday.
15:06This Thursday, Friends is the spotlight show of the week.
15:10Because in every relationship, there comes a time for commitment.
15:13I need to stay like this forever.
15:15Okay, maybe not a time for commitment.
15:17But this week, all your questions will be answered.
15:20Okay, maybe not all your questions, but a lot of them.
15:23Okay, a couple of them.
15:26All right, one.
15:27But a really big one.
15:28Friends.
15:29America's number one comedy.
15:31NBC Thursday.
15:32Oh, yeah, and don't miss that big George Clooney thing later on ER.
15:35Okay, thanks.
15:37And all new Just Shoot Me is next on NBC.
15:40Mmm, scrumptious.
15:41Everyone's having a President's Day sale, but at Nissan, we're having a month-long celebration.
15:49So throughout February, you can get great deals on Nissans.
15:51Like up to $2,000 cash back on select Nissan models, including 99 Maximas, Pathfinders, and Altimas.
15:57Check out the number one selling V6 import sedan, the Nissan Maxima.
16:00And during Nissan's month-long celebration, you can get the $2,000 cash back on any 99 Maxima.
16:05Or lease a 99 Nissan Maxima GXE for only $279 a month.
16:08But hurry, because when February's over, so is Nissan's month-long celebration.
16:13Is there a problem, officer?
16:16Blastens of registration, please, sir.
16:18You know, I don't have any of that stuff.
16:20I'm Gas Guy.
16:23Maybe we could work out a deal.
16:25See, I'm with Georgia Natural Gas.
16:27How about a month of free gas?
16:29You offer me money, sir.
16:31Quite a bit, actually.
16:32Step off the vehicle, please, sir.
16:34Uh, all right.
16:35Georgia Natural Gas Services.
16:37Call 1-888-4GAS-GY and get a month of free gas.
16:41You know, I'm a big fan of the village people.
16:43Well, the South loves trucks.
16:47It's all there is to it.
16:49For work or play, just get out and do it.
16:51The truck stop of the new South.
16:53The new Dodge.
16:54The truck stop of the new South.
16:56Ram-a-lemma.
16:57Dodge Rams are overall America's most powerful line of full-size pickups.
17:01The longest lasting.
17:03And Ram quad cabs were the first to offer four doors.
17:06Just imagine the possibilities that opens up.
17:08The truck stop of the new South.
17:10Ram-a-lemma.
17:11The truck stop of the new South.
17:12The new Dodge.
17:14Criminals who keep in touch by push-button probation.
17:17But does it work tonight?
17:19They're gonna kill the guy tonight.
17:21After a police investigation, six years of appeals, and you found discrepancies?
17:26From Warner Brothers and Academy Award-winning director Clint Eastwood.
17:30I don't know whose head you're trying to save here.
17:32Beecham's or your own.
17:33Comes the story of true courage.
17:35Goodbye, Dad.
17:37Brother Beecham, let me tell you of the law.
17:39And true conviction.
17:40Do you believe us?
17:42Yes, I believe you.
17:44True Crime.
17:45Rated R.
17:46Starts Friday, March 19th.
17:48Do you wash your car more than you mow your lawn?
17:52When you steal a glance, what do you see?
17:55Do you challenge the road?
17:57Because you know you'll win?
17:59Then get to the Pontiac Excitement Drive-Away.
18:01Because now, with this solid offer on a new Grand Am, the only question is, what are you waiting for?
18:07This is today's Pontiac Driving Excitement.
18:12This is for me.
18:13For me.
18:14For me.
18:15Join us at the Excitement Drive-Away.
18:17See your dealer today.
18:18Just when you need it most.
18:21It's dollar days at Kmart.
18:23You're probably out of a lot of things right now.
18:26So it's the perfect time to get into Kmart and shop throughout the store for the things you need throughout the house.
18:34Big savings on thousands of items are waiting for you now.
18:37When you add it all up, it's all about value.
18:43So don't miss dollar days at Kmart.
18:45Lowest sale prices every time.
18:48Guaranteed.
18:49You know something, Lou?
18:50Yeah.
18:50I know why we got fired.
18:52Too much of your yapping and not enough of this.
18:55What's that?
18:57Hey, that was uncalled for.
18:59Oh, and electrocuting us last year was okay.
19:01That was a joke.
19:02Ah, you like jokes, huh?
19:03Here's one for you.
19:04Two frogs walk into a bar.
19:05One of them does this.
19:06Ow!
19:07Slap the punk!
19:09Call security!
19:10Who's your daddy?
19:11Yeah, hey!
19:11Ow!
19:12Want a piece of me?
19:13Frankie!
19:14Look, he's changing colors.
19:15Come on, squirt some tears, punk.
19:17Frankie!
19:18I think they're upset!
19:19Dateline Tuesday.
19:20More than two years after the murder of JonBenet Ramsey,
19:23Jane Pauley has an exclusive interview with a writer of a bombshell new book everyone's talking about.
19:28Dateline tonight.
19:29What does it look like, man?
19:30Many don't believe...
19:32That aliens exist.
19:34This is weird, though.
19:35NBC Wednesday, 8, 7 Central.
19:37I'm flying on, Jack.
19:38I got three of them.
19:39You will believe...
19:41Oh, my God.
19:41I hope that's a plane.
19:43Confirmation.
19:43Hard evidence of aliens among us.
19:45NBC Wednesday, 8, 7 Central.
19:47Please be a plane home.
19:48Please.
19:48I'll see you next time.
19:50Please.
19:50Bye.
19:51You're sitting here in front.
19:53I'll see you next time.
19:55Bye.
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20:37No, little bites.
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20:44Hershey's Bites.
20:46For a big taste, have a little bite.
20:49Mom, can we get a monkey?
20:51No, you can't always give your kids what they want.
20:54But sometimes it's a good idea to let them have their way.
20:57Can we have some Chef Boyardee?
20:59Chef Boyardee is real food that's real fast.
21:02Say yes to Chef Boyardee.
21:04Everybody loves me.
21:06And I intend to keep it that way.
21:07In Catherine's world, money is no object.
21:10I have a mission for you.
21:12Seduction is no problem.
21:13Someone pure, chaste.
21:15You got yourself a bet, baby.
21:17Morals are not an issue.
21:19We're destroying an innocent girl.
21:20I'm where?
21:20And love.
21:21I'm completely infatuated with him.
21:23Just gets in the way.
21:25Where did she go?
21:27She'll never go near you again.
21:28Annette!
21:29Cruel Intentions Rated R.
21:31Opens everywhere March 5th.
21:33You're watching Just Shoot Me on NBC.
21:37What's up?
21:38The Will and Grace you must not miss.
21:41Will's reunion with a brother he hasn't seen in years.
21:44Surprise!
21:45Right in the middle of Jack's party.
21:47What makes today particularly special for me...
21:49I don't care!
21:50It doesn't change the fact that you cut me off!
21:52Okay, eyes back to me.
21:53And if Will was mad at his brother before, just wait.
21:57NBC next.
21:59Thousands of convicted criminals didn't see their probation officers last month.
22:04And they're still free.
22:05Keeping in touch electronically with Push Button Probation.
22:09Find out if it's working.
22:10Tonight on 11 Alive News, After Dateline.
22:14My family.
22:16My and his one's favorite, that one.
22:17It's a lot to keep up with.
22:19So I shop at Ingles, where it's easy to keep up with the savings.
22:22They're on the receipt.
22:23With buy one, get one free, weekly special, super savers.
22:27I look like Supermom.
22:28Only I can't see through walls.
22:30But with Ingles, I can see the savings.
22:34This week, selected Kellogg's cereals.
22:36Three for $5.
22:38Sunny Delight, 79 cents.
22:40And Fresh Lean Ground Chuck.
22:41Five pounds or more, only 98 cents a pound.
22:45Play the Blockbuster Trip-A-Day giveaway today.
22:48Thousands have won, but there are still lots of great prizes left.
22:51But they're going fast.
22:52So get to Blockbuster today, because every game piece is a winner.
22:55And tomorrow, you might find yourself in the in-crowd.
23:00Rinse Snake Eyes tonight and go home happy.
23:03Watch carefully as a conspiracy unfolds before your very eyes, making you an eyewitness.
23:0814,000 eyewitnesses!
23:10Snake Eyes, rated R, guaranteed to be there at Blockbuster Video.
23:14New at 11, what went wrong causing a fatal plane crash in Cartersville?
23:19We'll be live at the scene.
23:21And O.J. Simpson's prized possessions go up for auction.
23:24Who's buying?
23:25Find out as we go live to L.A.
23:27Tonight, on 11 Live News at 11.
23:30Paul Osmond on 11 Live News today, weekdays from 5 to 7 a.m.
23:34Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas, opening March 2nd.
24:02Call for reservations now.
24:05The creator of Beavis and Butthead invites you to stop whatever you're doing.
24:08I might be showing him my O face.
24:09O, O.
24:10And get out of your office.
24:12Here, listen, Pat.
24:13Nice.
24:13Because work sucks.
24:15Damn straight.
24:16Office space, rated R.
24:18Friday, only in theaters.
24:19My blind date.
24:21You are so lucky you get to stay home.
24:23Again.
24:24Introducing new Crunch and Munch Toffee Pretzels.
24:27You ready?
24:27Bite-sized pretzels covered in sweet toffee.
24:29Let's go.
24:30I'm ready.
24:31Because life is sweet.
24:33Guys.
24:33And a little crunchy.
24:35Too tired to wait for your nails to dry?
24:37Quick.
24:37Get Maybelline Express Finish.
24:39It goes from wet to set.
24:40In one minute flat.
24:42In 49, can't wait to wear shades.
24:44Now you can try them all.
24:46Express Finish.
24:46Maybe he's born with it.
24:48Maybe, Maybelline.
24:49Tim and Ed are neighbors.
24:51Sort of.
24:51You see, Ed thought Tim's hair was too long.
24:54And Tim thought Ed's pants were too short.
24:56Then Tim brought home the new redesigned 260-horse Ford Mustang GT.
25:02Just when Ed was pulling out his Boss 302.
25:05Nice Mustang.
25:06You too.
25:08Wow.
25:09Just think if everyone owned a Mustang.
25:10And the world, and the world will be a better place for you.
25:15Ford Mustang GT built the last.
25:20Thursday.
25:21The finest shows on television in their finest hours.
25:24Friends.
25:25Everything in Monica and Chandler's relationship has led to this moment.
25:28I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here right now.
25:31Frazier.
25:31Niles' divorce reveals his love for Daphne.
25:34Now they're saying that during the marriage, Niles was in love with another one.
25:37Who?
25:38You.
25:39And on the most powerful ER of the year.
25:42I can't remember a time when I didn't love him.
25:45The destiny of Dr. Ross.
25:47NBC Thursday.
25:50Monday.
25:51Mad About You returns with a very special guest.
25:54Last year, he shattered baseball's home run record.
25:57The entire country cheered him to victory.
26:00He was named Athlete of the Year.
26:03Now, baseball great Mark McGuire faces his greatest challenge yet.
26:06Hi, Mark.
26:08Ah!
26:08I hate when this happens.
26:12Is Mark McGuire pinch-hitting for Paul Buckman?
26:15All those pancakes, pretty good.
26:16An all-new Mad About You, Monday on NBC.
26:20Will and Grace is next on NBC.
26:22Don't you mean Will and Grace are next on NBC?
26:24You're not my mother.
26:25You're not my mother.
26:46You're not my mother.
26:48You're not my mother.
27:22The End
27:52Everyone and everything
27:54Working together in a whole new way
27:56Welcome to the Baja Gordita Hotline
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28:20Hurry into Taco Bell for a talking chihuahua
28:23I think I'm in love
28:24Better get them while they last
28:26Wednesday, written from the headlines
28:28Law and order and homicide together
28:30We're actually in the White House on a merge
28:32A Washington sex scandal
28:34Did you have a relationship with anyone within the administration?
28:37Have you no shame?
28:38A federal prosecutor on a vendetta
28:39Someone's going to pay
28:41Officer, place this man in custody
28:44It all starts on Law and Order, NBC Wednesday
28:46You know what I want
28:50Yeah, me too
28:51Don't come back with that one
28:53You know what I want
28:58And don't come back with that one
29:00I only got the one
29:02Don't come back with that one
29:04Where's the next door?
29:05Yuma, 150 miles
29:07Aw, too bad
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30:30You're watching Will & Grace on NBC
30:35Dateline Tuesday
30:37More than two years after the death of JonBenet Ramsey
30:40Many lives have been destroyed
30:41Jane Pauley has an exclusive interview
30:44With the writer of a bombshell new book
30:45Everyone's talking about
30:47Unprecedented details
30:48And new information
30:49You won't see anywhere else
30:50This was a perfect murder by accident
30:52A Dateline exclusive
30:53Next on NBC
30:55We gave the all-new Jeep Grand Cherokee
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32:27Are you concerned about losing more hair?
32:37Do you wonder how much further it will go?
32:40Do you wish you could do something about it?
32:42Well, there's a pill for men with certain types of hair loss
32:45It's called Propecia
32:47In clinical studies, the vast majority of men
32:4983% maintain their current hair count
32:51And most, 66% re-grue some hair
32:54Take it daily and you can see results
32:56In as little as three months
32:57Propecia is for men only
32:58A small number of men experience certain sexual side effects
33:01Each occurred in less than 2% of men
33:03Women who are or may potentially be pregnant
33:05Must not use it or handle broken tablets
33:07Because of the risk of a specific kind of birth defect
33:09Talk to your doctor or pharmacist
33:11And read the consumer information they can provide
33:13Propecia
33:14Helping make hair loss history
33:16So you're the new crispy haven't-haves, huh?
33:18Crispy center
33:19Chocolate
33:20Mmm, delicious
33:21Mother must be proud
33:23Pig
33:24Huh? Excuse me?
33:25Oh, could you just for one second put yourself in my place?
33:34You're young
33:35That's funny
33:37There goes your sister
33:41Oh
33:42There's your cousin
33:43Oh, that's your first date
33:46Cheryl
33:46Oh, what's that?
33:56Oh
33:57Oh
33:57Oh
33:59It's him
34:07Oh
34:09Oh
34:09Oh
34:10Oh
34:14NBC Friday.
34:18You definitely need a night out.
34:20He's right.
34:21It's a night to step out and everyone is finding love.
34:25Something made me think we were destined for each other.
34:27Do you just look good or do you really play?
34:29Rack them.
34:29Sometimes rules need to be broken even in Providence.
34:33Hey, Dad.
34:34All new 8, 7 Central NBC Friday.
34:37Now that you've seen Grace kiss Will's brother Sam,
34:40next week, how long can Grace keep the affair secret?
34:43It was Sam.
34:45Oh, my God.
34:45And?
34:46You laughed it out or something.
34:47Will Jack guess who Grace has been with?
34:50Oh, okay, Sam.
34:51Sam.
34:52What will Will say when he finds out?
34:55I don't believe this.
34:57And what price will their friendship pay?
34:59You betrayed me.
35:00And the fact that you don't even understand where I'm coming from
35:03just makes it worse.
35:04Will and Grace.
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