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Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 113 -
Monday, 29th September 2025
Monday, 29th September 2025
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00:00Oh
00:30I am getting too long in the tooth for sofa surfing.
00:35Could do with a blast of WD-14 in my deodorant.
00:41Well, I guess I am.
00:42A year older than I was yesterday.
00:45I feel like that every day just lately.
00:48Do you need a packed lunch?
00:49Please.
00:50No, look, I can do that.
00:51I've got it.
00:53Happy birthday.
00:56Well, you shouldn't have.
00:58Well, I bought it before everything happened.
01:01All right, well, I'm sure I'll love it.
01:03Well, fingers crossed, eh?
01:05I thought I'd be in the front window of Gregory Pope's this time tomorrow morning.
01:09Next to a wedding ring.
01:11Look, I do love you.
01:15And I love you.
01:17And I'll always want the best for you.
01:19You're still my family.
01:20Until the next one comes along.
01:22I wonder where you'll be opening your presents in 12 months' time.
01:25Just let her open this one, Dad.
01:26Sorry.
01:27I'll make you a book, too.
01:35What's this?
01:43Oh, I love it.
01:45I've got the receipt.
01:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:48I will treasure it.
01:50Well...
01:50You doing anything for your birthday?
01:53No.
01:54I've not given it a second thought.
01:58Why don't you come and have tea with us, then?
02:01I'll get a cake.
02:02Oh, that's kind.
02:04But I'm...
02:05I'm not sure your dad...
02:06If that's what Jack wants,
02:08I don't have a problem.
02:09Well, that...
02:12That'd be great.
02:13Yeah, thank you.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Yeah, so retracting my statement
02:17was the only way to
02:19stop Naomi from suing Bernie.
02:22That's a shame.
02:23He could have bankrupted my dad.
02:24I just want it over with.
02:28Yeah, I mean, that's understandable.
02:30There's enough stress in the world as it is,
02:31so as long as you're all right...
02:34Yeah.
02:35Yeah, I'm good, and...
02:36And if I'm not,
02:37this will sort me out, and...
02:39I'll tell you what,
02:40I've finished at lunch,
02:41so why don't we have a proper catch-up?
02:43I don't know.
02:44I'm not much company.
02:46You know I can talk for the both of us,
02:48so I'll pop us into the bistro, yeah?
02:50OK.
02:51I'll see you later.
02:52See you later.
02:53Bye.
02:53Bye.
02:54Oh, sorry.
02:56Here.
02:57Ah, we'll go in the old illegal profession,
03:00in the cafe already.
03:02I'm practising a bit of emotional, you'd think.
03:05Hmm, how so?
03:06I think I've messed up with Ollie.
03:09Ollie seems like a nice kid.
03:11He's going to run a mile
03:12because of the neurotic girlfriend
03:14who kicked off and showed him up
03:16in front of the men's.
03:17Mm-mm, I doubt you,
03:18but it does sound like you've got
03:19some making up to these.
03:20How about you take him out for a meal
03:21tonight or something, but...
03:23Not the bistro, though.
03:24Hmm.
03:26Yeah, I suppose I...
03:27I could ask James if he would watch Layla.
03:30OK, well, that settles it then,
03:31but you're going to need to go easy
03:34on the pastries
03:34because you're going to need room
03:36for a generous dollop
03:37of humble pie later.
03:40Hmm?
03:40I wasn't sure you were coming.
03:47Yeah, neither was I
03:49after the close share
03:50with your sister yesterday.
03:52Wow.
03:53Relax.
03:54It's your birthday.
03:55Oh, don't remind me.
03:56The last thing I want to be right now
03:58is the centre of attention.
04:00You're always the centre of mine.
04:02Wish I could have got you
04:03a present or something.
04:04No, no, no.
04:05The last thing we need is to have to explain
04:06something else away.
04:08You could make it up to me next year.
04:11How about a little something on account?
04:13No, no, I'm not in the right headspace.
04:15I can soon put you there.
04:17No, not today.
04:18This morning, it was tough.
04:20Jack, he gave me this
04:21really lovely present.
04:23It's much more than I deserved.
04:24It's not your fault this happened.
04:26Nor mine.
04:28Isn't it?
04:29Let's not pretend
04:30we're not the bad guys here.
04:32All we're guilty of
04:33is being human.
04:35Being human
04:36means having a choice.
04:38Knowing
04:38what you're doing
04:40and all the consequences.
04:41And that's all I'll be thinking about tonight.
04:43Tonight?
04:45Hmm.
04:46Jack wants a birthday tea.
04:48I don't feel bad enough already.
04:54I hope you've got your overalls ready.
05:20I want to get busy in the bedroom.
05:21Overalls?
05:22We're already at the role-play stage
05:25of our relationship.
05:26Listen, the only stripping
05:28that's going on in there today
05:29is on the walls.
05:30I put the afternoon off
05:32to redecorate.
05:34I can't.
05:36I thought you had a few days off.
05:37I have, but
05:38I said I'd go to the community centre.
05:42Billy's putting on a soup kitchen.
05:44Oh, we've plenty of food
05:45in the cupboards.
05:47You wanted a few extra pairs of hands.
05:49Especially yours.
05:52Look, it's a really good cause.
05:53I couldn't say no.
05:55It's just...
05:56I'm just disappointed.
05:59That's all, because
05:59once that room's done,
06:01the flat's finished, you know,
06:02and it's a big deal for me
06:03making our own.
06:04Together.
06:05It is for me too.
06:06And I promise you,
06:08next time you need a
06:09hand in that bedroom,
06:11I'll be right there.
06:15If you don't get these dating events right,
06:18then they can be a bit naff.
06:19You might be chasing an undertaker,
06:21but Colfey won't do.
06:23And since when was any event
06:24I organised naff?
06:26Well, so long as it's not
06:28a meat market...
06:30That's the point.
06:31Oh.
06:32But Christina's gonna be
06:33veggie tonight,
06:34I'll make sure of it.
06:35How?
06:36I'm gonna rig it.
06:37How?
06:38Give me a warm pair of balls
06:40and I'm gonna work me magic.
06:41I beg your pardon?
06:42Well, that's how they fix
06:43cup drawers.
06:45If you want a particular tie,
06:46you warm the balls concerned
06:48so the person
06:49picking them out
06:50and back
06:50can feel the right ones.
06:52Well, that doesn't seem
06:53very fair.
06:54Love them more, Jenny.
06:55Love them more.
06:56And I'll tear a bit
06:57in your paper
06:58and George's too
06:59so you get first crack at it.
07:01And I'll whack on
07:01some extra time as well.
07:03I'm not so desperate
07:04that I want to trap him.
07:05You kick yourself
07:06if Christina nips in.
07:08Yeah, well, true enough.
07:09Actually, yeah,
07:10I couldn't bear the idea
07:11of her getting one over
07:12on me again.
07:13Ah, that's a spirit.
07:14And you should pop along and all.
07:16You can bag yourself
07:17a silver fox.
07:18Hmm?
07:19Tally-ho and all that.
07:22Tally-ho?
07:23Don't ask me.
07:24Hey, I can see me face
07:32in them caskets.
07:33Oh, dear.
07:33Is that a good thing
07:34with a coffin?
07:35Yeah.
07:35Nobody wants a mucky
07:36final resting place,
07:37do they?
07:38Oh, God.
07:38I can't say I care,
07:39to be honest.
07:40Really?
07:41Yeah.
07:42You always struck me
07:43as the fastidious type.
07:44Hmm?
07:45You've done such a grand job
07:46on this place.
07:47Hmm.
07:48You're always turned out lovely.
07:50If you don't mind me saying.
07:53No, I don't mind you saying.
07:55But, I'm telling you,
07:56there is a world of difference
07:57between a pastel shacket
07:58and a pine overcoat.
08:00I'm spending my money
08:01on the here and now,
08:02tell you.
08:02Yeah, well,
08:03if everyone had that attitude,
08:04I'd go bust, wouldn't I?
08:05Well, I'd sooner live
08:06in the present
08:07than fret about
08:08my mortal remains.
08:10I used to have
08:11a friend
08:12called
08:13Nigel Arrowsmith,
08:15and his saying
08:17used to be
08:17there are no pockets.
08:19Pockets in a shroud.
08:21Do you know,
08:22I swore
08:22he only said that
08:23to wind my dad up.
08:25Did you know Nigel?
08:27I did.
08:28He's married
08:28to my best mate.
08:30No.
08:30Yes.
08:31No, Annabelle Bartram.
08:32Yes.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:34Oh, what a small world.
08:36I know.
08:37Do you know what?
08:37She always thought
08:38I was a bad influence
08:39on Nigel Sheeby.
08:40She always tried to
08:40pair me off with someone.
08:41She even set me up
08:42on a blind date
08:43once at the Locarno.
08:45Halloween dance?
08:47Yeah, that's right.
08:49How do you know?
08:53Oh, my God.
08:54Yes.
08:56Small world.
08:57I did that as a favour.
08:59I stood there
09:00for an hour and a half
09:01under that statue.
09:02Prince Albert.
09:03Yes, Prince Albert.
09:04I swear he was laughing at me.
09:05Honestly.
09:06Tell you what happened.
09:07I ended up getting tickets
09:08for the wrestling
09:08at Weatherfield Bats
09:09last minute.
09:10Oh, come on.
09:12Mick McManus
09:12was topping the bill.
09:14So you passed up
09:15an evening with me
09:15for a night
09:16with Mick McManus,
09:17did you?
09:18Not angry, are you?
09:19Oh.
09:20I'd be a flaming hypocrite
09:22if I was.
09:22I tell you what.
09:24Oh.
09:25About a lads
09:25I used to leave
09:26standing outside
09:27cinemas and discos.
09:28Honestly.
09:29I'd check them
09:29from 40 yards,
09:30check them out like that.
09:32And then I'd either
09:32put my lippy on
09:33or I'd turn tail.
09:35Hey.
09:36That's not what you did
09:37with me, is it?
09:38Put my lippy on now.
09:39Yeah.
09:39As if I'd have
09:42stood you up.
09:43Hmm.
09:44Wow.
09:46Imagine if I had
09:47turned up.
09:48What might have been?
09:50Well, I tell you,
09:51I do not believe
09:53in the what-ifs.
09:55I only believe
09:56in the what-nows.
09:58Well, there is still
10:03that speed-dating thing
10:04at the Rovers tonight
10:05if you're still up for it.
10:06Hmm.
10:07Might be 40 years
10:08too late.
10:09Oh, I'll definitely
10:09be there.
10:10And I'll be sure
10:12to bring my lippy.
10:17Oxtail or
10:17cocker-leaky?
10:19A bit niche.
10:20It won't like
10:20to follow the bargains.
10:21Oh, I love
10:22a hearty helping
10:23of cocker-leaky.
10:24Yeah, but Mary,
10:25could you start
10:26setting up the tables?
10:26Yes, consider them
10:27well and truly laid.
10:32Hiya.
10:33How do?
10:34Theo, what are you
10:35doing here?
10:36I wasn't going to
10:36stay at home
10:37on my own, was I?
10:38Yeah, well,
10:39glad to have you
10:39on board.
10:40Right.
10:41Where's my apron,
10:43my ladle?
10:44Well, Todd and I,
10:46we are doing
10:46the serving up.
10:48So, could you
10:48help Mary
10:49set up the tables?
10:51The cavalry
10:52are not a moment
10:53too soon.
10:54Clock's ticking
10:55and I've been
10:56bursting to powder
10:57my nose
10:57so if you
10:57wouldn't mind
10:58carrying on here.
10:59Oh, sorry, hang on.
11:00Hold on one second,
11:01Mary, sorry.
11:01Hello?
11:02Yeah, no, no,
11:03I can talk.
11:04Yeah, I've been
11:04waiting for this call,
11:05no.
11:05Yeah, they're
11:06in the bathroom.
11:07Yeah.
11:09I can come now.
11:10Yeah, okay.
11:11All right.
11:11All right.
11:12Bye, bye, bye.
11:13I shouldn't be long.
11:14You know, I don't
11:14want to be put
11:15in the leaky.
11:16I'm really sorry,
11:17Mary, someone's come up.
11:18I'm going to have to go.
11:19Look, I'll be back
11:20in a bit, guys.
11:22Well, really?
11:23Well, can't it wait?
11:25I'm bursting!
11:29There's so much
11:30more at stake
11:31at our age.
11:32I mean, look at
11:33Kevin and Abby.
11:34I'd sooner not.
11:35Well, as if he's not
11:36been through enough
11:37just lately.
11:38Yeah.
11:38Poor lad.
11:39He's hanging in there,
11:40Rita, but,
11:42well, he's hurt.
11:43He's always been
11:44there for her
11:45and he can't quite
11:46believe that she...
11:47She...
11:47Interrupting,
11:50am I?
11:51Oh, please,
11:52carry on.
11:52Oh, do you know,
11:53I think that kettle's
11:54foiled.
11:55Come on, carry on
11:56with your gossiping,
11:57get your money's worth.
11:57It wasn't like that.
11:59So why does my back
12:00feel like a flaming
12:00knife block all of a sudden?
12:02Folk round here
12:03have known my brother
12:04for a long time.
12:05I mean, they're
12:05bound to be concerned.
12:07Yes, and for you.
12:08Well, don't be.
12:09I'm returning the parcel.
12:11Have you got a barcode,
12:12huh?
12:12Oh, yeah.
12:13That's not a phone.
12:15Drop in everything.
12:16What are you doing
12:23with one of these?
12:40Hey!
12:41Don't you run away
12:42from me!
12:43I'm not!
12:44Just do not have to
12:45explain myself
12:46in front of Rita.
12:48Oh!
12:49So you can
12:49explain yourself, then?
12:51Yes.
12:53It's been in me
12:53pocket a long time.
12:55I meant to give you
12:55back ages ago.
12:56When did you stay
12:57at the Chariot Square?
12:59I don't know.
13:00For an anniversary
13:01or birthday.
13:02I can't remember.
13:03Well, try!
13:04Back off, sis!
13:05What's with the third degree?
13:06She's got a hotel key card.
13:09Any idea why?
13:10Why would I?
13:11Look, Abby's explained herself.
13:13Well, I can't remember
13:15her stopping there.
13:17You've been getting confused
13:18about a lot of things lately.
13:20And getting yourself
13:21into her state over them
13:22and all.
13:23Yeah, I know.
13:25I know that,
13:26but this is different!
13:27Just try not to
13:28work yourself up.
13:30Don't blow this out of proportion.
13:31Seriously,
13:32this is nothing.
13:33OK.
13:38OK.
13:40If you say so.
13:45That was pretty careless.
13:47And that was
13:47pretty ruthless.
13:49You didn't give me
13:49much choice, did you?
13:55Look, I just want
13:56to forget it happened.
13:58But it did.
13:59And if you worry
14:00she's going to get away
14:01with it,
14:01then you should think again
14:02and I'll support you 100%.
14:03And I appreciate that.
14:05OK, really, I do.
14:06But I just,
14:07I've made up my mind
14:08and I want to move on.
14:14Oh, wow.
14:15Is that Hardy?
14:16Yep.
14:17Rafting in reshikar,
14:19she says.
14:19Ah!
14:20Looks like
14:21he's having a ball, eh?
14:22Yeah.
14:24I'll get that round in.
14:25I knew this was about
14:31more than
14:31millions of your butts.
14:33Things have just been so hard.
14:36I don't know what I'd have done
14:37without our chats.
14:40There's not really many people
14:41that understand me that well, too.
14:44Anyway, look,
14:44I can't keep burdening you
14:46with this.
14:47Not your concern anymore.
14:49No, Dan,
14:50you're the mother of me children,
14:51of course.
14:52You're my concern.
14:55I know me and Noah,
14:56we have history,
14:57but
14:57you didn't deserve to die.
15:01No more than you
15:02deserve to be left grieving.
15:04Thanks.
15:05Oh.
15:08Hey, yeah.
15:09I'll check it up on you.
15:11Todd's answered
15:12some of their
15:12spicy tiger shoes.
15:13They're his absolute fave.
15:15Yeah, I know.
15:18Yeah, of course.
15:19Anyway,
15:20I won't disturb you.
15:22Everything's
15:22under control.
15:27Speed dating
15:27kicks off at five sharp.
15:29So get your own life.
15:30To ensure disappointment.
15:31I'm looking forward to it, me.
15:33You're like
15:33shooting fish in a barrel
15:35if I turn up.
15:36Makes no sense
15:37shooting fish in a barrel.
15:39The first time you miss,
15:40you'll put a hole in it
15:40and the water will drain.
15:43Which'll be a quick way
15:43of killing all the fish,
15:44I suppose.
15:46And you save ammunition.
15:48So,
15:48in fact,
15:49now think about it,
15:50rather than
15:51trying to shoot
15:52individual fish,
15:53that'll shoot in the barrel.
15:58You what?
15:59When?
16:00What's wrong?
16:01I guess
16:02reckon something's
16:03been swiped
16:03from his room
16:04on the first floor
16:05and the CCTV
16:06cameras are out
16:07on that stretch
16:08of the corridor.
16:08Hold on a sec.
16:09Ryan?
16:11Hey?
16:11No.
16:12Of course I didn't
16:13mess with it.
16:14It's got nothing to do
16:14with it, actually.
16:15You think I'm set
16:16here on a 10-gallonet
16:16and spurs
16:17shouting yee-haw?
16:18Yeah.
16:19Give it to you.
16:19One second.
16:22Ryan?
16:23Don't touch anything.
16:24I mean it.
16:25Yep,
16:26I'm on my way.
16:28Right.
16:28When we get home,
16:29you can help me
16:30pick out an outfit
16:30for tonight.
16:31Ain't nothing
16:32too flashy,
16:33mind you.
16:33I want to look
16:34like I'm making
16:34an effort
16:35but not too much
16:35of an effort.
16:36Don't worry,
16:37I will teach you
16:38all of this
16:38when you are older.
16:39What's James saying?
16:41So sorry, sis.
16:42Something urgent's
16:43come up.
16:45Don't watch her
16:45after all.
16:46I'll make it up
16:46to you.
16:47Yeah, sure.
16:48You'd better
16:49make it up to us,
16:50eh?
16:51Right, come on.
16:52We'll get you home
16:53and then we'll
16:53sort this out.
16:54Ah, you've
16:55spoiled the surprise.
16:57Sorry?
16:58I was going to get
16:58you some making-up
16:59chocolates for tonight.
17:00Oh, look,
17:01you're not the one
17:01who needs to do
17:02the making-up.
17:02There's no need
17:03to play the blame game.
17:04I was so relieved
17:05when I got your message.
17:05I promise I won't say
17:06a word about the food
17:07at speed, doll.
17:08No.
17:09You won't
17:10because we are
17:11not going anymore.
17:12What?
17:13Well, her brother's
17:14just text.
17:15He's putting the
17:16bail into Bailey,
17:17isn't he?
17:18Yeah, apparently
17:19something urgent's
17:20come up so he can't
17:21watch Layla for me.
17:22Is that all?
17:24Not a problem.
17:25I'm sure they can
17:25make a table for two
17:26into a table for
17:27two and a half.
17:28You want me to
17:29bring her with us?
17:30I've got to get
17:31to know her sometime.
17:32Might as well
17:32start tonight.
17:34Yeah, OK.
17:37Oh, do you know
17:38what?
17:39I'll give you this.
17:40You're a trier.
17:41What, did you think
17:42you and your
17:42daughter's antics
17:43were going to put
17:44me off relationships
17:44for life?
17:45Dream on.
17:45Now, now, ladies.
17:46This is supposed
17:47to be a bit of fun.
17:48Yeah, there's fun
17:49and fun.
17:50I want game faces on.
17:51This may be a romantic
17:53arena, but it's an arena
17:54all the same.
17:55Like Gladiator,
17:56we're name badges.
17:57I would have spoiled
17:57the clock twist
17:58when Russell Crowe
17:58took his helmet off.
17:59Well, well, well.
18:02If it isn't
18:03Mrs. Too Cool
18:04for school,
18:04I'll always be
18:05too cool for this
18:06place, but I thought
18:07I'd spectate.
18:08Spectate?
18:09This isn't just a zoo.
18:10Isn't it?
18:11So I shan't put your
18:12name in the hat, then?
18:13What, hat?
18:14I thought we all
18:15just plonked ourselves
18:16down.
18:16You set off your
18:17little clock thing.
18:18No, no, no, no.
18:19It's going to be a bit
18:19more structured than
18:20last time.
18:21Oh, go on, then.
18:22Yeah, it might be a laugh.
18:24Those who are about
18:25to die salute you.
18:27Can I do the draw?
18:28Why?
18:29It's just like the FA Cup.
18:30I feel like Rio Ferdinand.
18:31Well, I feel like Rio
18:32Ferdinand, but I doubt
18:34he's in that pint pot.
18:35I'll do the picking.
18:37Right, we'll start
18:38with ladies.
18:41Jenny?
18:47We'll be at home, too.
18:49If I draw you,
18:50you're getting a buy.
18:55George?
18:55Chance of a giant
18:56killing there.
18:57What do you mean?
18:59Kirk?
19:00I'm at home.
19:01We'll start off with...
19:03Oh, Christina.
19:06Sorry, I've got to go.
19:08Well, I don't blame you.
19:09I won't want his hands
19:10on me knowing where
19:10they've been all day.
19:11Rita's had a fall.
19:13Do you want me to come
19:13with you?
19:14I'll be hoping
19:14he needs his van.
19:16Shut up, you!
19:17No, I'm fine.
19:18I'll go on me.
19:19I'm not.
19:19She's going to be
19:20embarrassed enough
19:20as it is.
19:22Well, hang on.
19:24As next woman
19:25out of the hat,
19:25should I maybe
19:26step into
19:27your place?
19:28who's been messing
19:41with you, then?
19:43Okey-dokey.
19:45Next one along.
19:46let's see if any
19:51suspicious types
19:53have been
19:53looking about
19:54this morning.
19:56Hang on.
19:59Now, what's
20:00your game?
20:01I've never mentioned
20:13he was meeting
20:14Danielle.
20:14She seemed
20:15pretty upset.
20:17He was comforting
20:18her.
20:18They seemed
20:18very close.
20:20You don't miss a
20:21trick, do you?
20:22I'm sorry?
20:24I've just heard you.
20:25Stare in the pot.
20:26There's nothing going on
20:26between me and Danielle.
20:27He never said there was.
20:28I just heard him.
20:29Then you heard
20:30wrong.
20:31You were simply
20:32supporting the mother
20:33of your children.
20:34Nothing more.
20:34Which is absolutely
20:35fine.
20:35Oh, it's very
20:36generous of you.
20:37Very generous.
20:38These arms have
20:39been given with
20:40this thing and
20:40the patience of
20:41a...
20:41Oh, just give it
20:42here.
20:43Give it here.
20:44He's had a tough
20:45week.
20:45Yeah, yeah.
20:46I'm here to
20:47apologise.
20:49Oh, my...
20:50Oh!
20:51Oh, dear.
20:52Oh!
20:53Oh!
20:54You all right?
20:55What does it look
20:56like, Billy?
20:56Those things have a
20:57nip like the
20:58Dungeness crabs
20:59come on.
20:59Oh, that was
21:00really nasty.
21:00Where's your
21:01first date?
21:01It's just there.
21:02Get it over the
21:03sink.
21:04I'm going to
21:04kill him.
21:10Sure you don't
21:10fancy round two?
21:12I do, but...
21:14What?
21:15I don't want to
21:15push me luck.
21:17My sister, she...
21:18shouldn't appreciate
21:19me using this place
21:20for hook-ups.
21:21You all romantic.
21:22Hey, yeah.
21:23See ya.
21:25Oh, yes.
21:26Believe you me,
21:27I haven't been
21:28bottom of it.
21:30Yeah, well, I'll
21:31explain later.
21:34There's something
21:34I need to do
21:35here first.
21:37Yeah, it's all right.
21:38Love you.
21:38Bye.
21:46It's me.
21:48Open up.
21:48Yeah, now's not a good
21:59time.
21:59I'm feeling a bit rough.
22:02A bit of rough,
22:03more like.
22:04Name of Abby.
22:04I told you she's not
22:23here.
22:23I must have just
22:24missed her then.
22:25She's not been here.
22:27I caught her on CCTV
22:29earlier.
22:30Did you tamper with one
22:32of the cameras on this
22:33floor?
22:33No.
22:35Yes, you did.
22:36But I saw her on
22:37another one.
22:38And I know she came
22:39to this room.
22:40We're friends, right?
22:41Sometimes she comes
22:42to visit.
22:44Oh, that's nice,
22:45isn't it?
22:47Friends, you see?
22:48It's not what you think.
22:50Oh, well, what is it
22:52then?
22:52And if you try lying to
22:53me, or making out I'm
22:55confused again, I will
22:57check all the footage
22:58in this hotel.
22:59and I will find out
23:00just exactly how long
23:01this has been going
23:02on.
23:05All right.
23:07Yes, we've been
23:08seeing each other.
23:12I knew it.
23:13I can explain.
23:14Oh, I doubt that
23:14very much.
23:15Will you just wait
23:16for me downstairs,
23:17please?
23:18We can talk about
23:19this calmly.
23:19Don't you dare tell
23:21me to be calm.
23:23Cover yourself up.
23:25I'll be in the bar.
23:29It's a good job
23:32you're not a florist.
23:33I mean, the amount
23:34of blood I must have
23:35lost over the years.
23:36I remember once
23:37trimming a thistle
23:39and I went...
23:39I want to stop
23:40bleeding.
23:41Just hold your hand
23:42in the air.
23:43You're trying to make
23:44a fool of me, you are.
23:45No, I'm not.
23:46It helps.
23:47But you do look like
23:48you're in a classroom,
23:49though.
23:50Please, sir.
23:51Me, sir.
23:52Get off.
23:54This is ridiculous.
23:56I'm going home.
23:57Theo, wait.
23:59What a fuss.
24:04If you're no good
24:04in my game,
24:06you need nerves
24:07of steel.
24:09Rah!
24:13You know what?
24:14You're quite good
24:14with her.
24:15I've had practice.
24:17You didn't mention
24:18you have kids.
24:19I don't, but I've got
24:20a stepsister.
24:20She's in primary school.
24:21Oh, of course.
24:22I didn't get to know
24:23her this young,
24:24but I've spent
24:24a lot of time with her.
24:26She calls me Wally.
24:28Really?
24:28That's a bit tight.
24:29Oh, like the books.
24:31You know,
24:31Where's Wally?
24:32Oh, I see.
24:33I've spent hours
24:34going through them.
24:35I'd pretend
24:35I couldn't see him,
24:36obviously.
24:37But I take her time,
24:39sometimes hours and hours.
24:42Sweet.
24:44I like that you're
24:45good with kids.
24:47Because obviously
24:48if we're going to
24:49keep seeing each other...
24:50it's important
24:50I get to know
24:51Leila, too.
24:53Yeah.
24:54I think she's gorgeous.
24:56Just like her mum.
25:00Hey.
25:02Hiya.
25:03What are you doing here?
25:04I thought you had plans.
25:05They got cut short.
25:06So I thought
25:07I'd take this little one
25:08off your hands.
25:09Leave you two
25:09to your date.
25:10That's fine.
25:11It's been nice
25:11having her here.
25:13Happy if you want
25:13to join us.
25:14Really?
25:15Sure.
25:15Grab a seat.
25:16It's nice to get to know
25:17the people D.D. loves.
25:27You know Billy
25:28didn't help matters, though.
25:29Not this.
25:30Well, look,
25:30if you hadn't stuck
25:31his oar in
25:32about me and Danielle
25:33and when I got stressed
25:34I probably wouldn't
25:34have injured myself.
25:35He wasn't sticking
25:36his oar in.
25:36Oh, there you go
25:37defending him again.
25:39He genuinely wasn't.
25:40You really don't
25:41see it, do you?
25:42See what?
25:42He's trying
25:44to manipulate you.
25:45Billy?
25:46He is
25:47the most straight-up
25:48bloke I know.
25:49He's a gaslighter.
25:58You know what
25:59you're thinking?
25:59Do you?
26:00How can I sleep
26:01with my old
26:01brother's wife?
26:02What kind of scumbag
26:03does that make me?
26:04You must be
26:04telepathic.
26:06When did it start?
26:09After Kevin lied
26:10about his cancer.
26:11And that makes it
26:13OK, does it?
26:13I'm not saying that
26:14but that was the nail
26:15in his coffin
26:16for his marriage.
26:17I mean,
26:17Abby was fuming.
26:18You too,
26:19if you remember.
26:19Yes, I do remember.
26:21And I was.
26:22But whatever Kevin did
26:24doesn't give you
26:24the green light
26:25to steal his wife.
26:26I didn't want this
26:27to happen.
26:28Neither of us did.
26:30Do you love her?
26:34I think so.
26:35You think so?
26:37Well, she's left
26:37her with Kevin for you.
26:38No, she left Kevin
26:40because she's not
26:41in love with him.
26:42We're serious
26:43about each other.
26:45Serious?
26:46How many serious
26:47relationships have you
26:49had, eh?
26:49Because I can't
26:50recall any.
26:51Not one girlfriend
26:52you've had has lasted,
26:54what, more than a few
26:55months?
26:56Abby's different.
26:57And why's that,
26:57then, eh?
26:58Because she's married
26:59to your brother?
27:00No.
27:00Something you shouldn't
27:01have had but you
27:02really wanted him.
27:03No.
27:03Do you know what?
27:04I don't believe you.
27:05I've heard enough.
27:07Where are you going?
27:08What are you going to do?
27:15Let's have another one.
27:17Let's not.
27:18When did you get
27:19so boring?
27:20Come on, you've had
27:21more than enough.
27:22You've had twice
27:23as many as me.
27:24Not only are you
27:25boring, you sound
27:26like my dad.
27:28How about we head
27:29back to yours
27:30and grab a pizza?
27:30I don't want food.
27:33I want a sex
27:35on the beach.
27:36Again, because of that
27:37is what I should be
27:38doing in my life
27:39right about now.
27:41Instead of being
27:42stressed over a job
27:44that I don't even want.
27:45You're thinking
27:46of giving it up?
27:47I don't know.
27:48I don't want to
27:49talk about it.
27:50How about we just
27:51head back?
27:52Right, well, you do.
27:55I'm going into town.
27:57What are you looking at?
28:00Sorry about that.
28:01We'll just leave it.
28:01Sorry.
28:03You're wrong about Billy.
28:04He has tried to
28:05undermine us
28:06at every turn.
28:07Look, no,
28:08I'm not having this,
28:09all right?
28:09He's a genuinely
28:10nice person.
28:12He's my best friend.
28:13And I won't have you
28:14bad-mouthing him
28:15all the time.
28:16The only thing
28:16that is likely
28:17to undermine us
28:18is this.
28:19Okay.
28:20Okay.
28:22Well, if you think
28:23he's being genuine,
28:25then maybe I'm
28:26being over-sensitive.
28:27Yeah, you are.
28:29Look, I've been
28:30through a lot recently
28:31and my emotions
28:32are super high.
28:34And maybe I am
28:35jealous of Billy.
28:37What, are you
28:37to assure
28:38how close you are?
28:40I've already
28:41told you, all right?
28:42You've got
28:42nothing to be
28:43jealous about.
28:45Look, I know
28:46Billy's your friend.
28:48And I'll
28:49try to get over
28:51myself and
28:51be his friend, too.
28:54That would
28:55make me very
28:55happy.
28:57Your happiness
28:58is all I want.
29:01Well, I feel
29:02such a fool.
29:04It was a trip.
29:05It could have
29:06happened to anybody.
29:06I'm just glad
29:07I was here.
29:08Yes, I forgot.
29:09I dragged you
29:10out of your
29:10dating night.
29:12Oh, that was
29:13a relief, to be
29:13honest.
29:14Really?
29:16I thought it
29:17might make me
29:18feel better about
29:19myself, but
29:19actually just
29:19did the opposite.
29:21You shouldn't
29:21feel bad about
29:22yourself, Jenny?
29:23Shouldn't I?
29:24I'm in my
29:25fifties, I'm
29:26single, I live
29:27with a
29:27non-agenarian
29:28and I work
29:28in a corner
29:29shop.
29:30No offence,
29:31you know how
29:31grateful I am.
29:33You know,
29:33Jenny, I'll
29:34always look
29:35after you.
29:36Yeah, but I
29:37should be the
29:37one looking
29:37after you.
29:39We look
29:39after each
29:40other.
29:41Come on,
29:42let's get
29:42up those
29:43turds.
29:44Put kettle
29:44on.
29:45Come on.
29:46So, you
29:47into the game?
29:48Rugby's more
29:48my thing.
29:49Ah, a bit
29:50of a rugby
29:50fan myself.
29:51League or
29:51union?
29:52OK, if
29:53we're about to
29:53descend into
29:54rugby chat,
29:55that's my
29:55cute pup to
29:56the limb.
30:01She's an
30:02amazing woman,
30:02you know,
30:03sis?
30:04Yeah.
30:05She's also
30:05been through a
30:06lot.
30:07I gather.
30:07I don't know
30:08how much she's
30:08told you about
30:09Joel.
30:09She's been
30:10pretty open.
30:11So you know
30:11what she's
30:12been through?
30:13I'm glad she's
30:14dating again.
30:15Don't want to
30:15see her get
30:15messed around.
30:17I wasn't
30:17intending on
30:18doing that.
30:19Good.
30:19Because if you
30:20do, you'll have
30:21me to deal
30:21with.
30:22Got it?
30:23Well and clear.
30:29You're a liar!
30:31You lied to me.
30:32You and Carl.
30:33I don't know what you
30:34think you know, but
30:35you're wrong.
30:36Just stop it.
30:37Stop it!
30:38I've seen you on
30:42CCTV and Carl's
30:44told me all about
30:45you.
30:46Mucky little
30:47affair.
30:48Well, things that
30:49haven't been right
30:50between me and
30:51Kevin for a long
30:52time, you know
30:53that.
30:54We fought it for
30:56months, but then
30:57Kevin lied about
30:58having cancer and...
31:00He lied because he
31:01was terrified of
31:02losing you!
31:03I love Carl and
31:06he loves me and
31:07when all the dust
31:09settles, we're
31:10going to move
31:10away together.
31:11So not only are
31:13you going to take
31:13that little boy
31:14away from him,
31:16Kevin's raised
31:16as his own.
31:18You're going to
31:19take his brother
31:19and all!
31:21We didn't have
31:22lemon-brizzle
31:23cakes, so we've
31:24got a fresh
31:25ghost caterpillar.
31:27Bagsy the head.
31:28Hello.
31:28Good timing.
31:29Something going
31:33on?
31:49Sorry, Jack.
31:49Can you just give
31:51us all a minute?
31:52No.
31:53I'm not a kid
31:54anymore and I want
31:55to know what's
31:56going on.
31:56Anything you've
31:57got to say, you
31:57can say in front
31:58of Jack.
31:59Fine.
32:01Her being here,
32:03it's wrong.
32:05She's left you.
32:06Why's she still
32:07living under your
32:08roof?
32:08Because I said
32:09she could.
32:10You don't owe
32:11her anything.
32:11It's up to me
32:12how I handle
32:14my break-up.
32:16She doesn't
32:16deserve your
32:17pity.
32:18Look, I don't
32:20want to throw her
32:20and Alfie on
32:21the street.
32:22I'm trying to be
32:22a grown-up about
32:23this.
32:24I'm sure she'll
32:25find somewhere
32:25else.
32:26Debbie's right,
32:26I should go.
32:27No.
32:28Why are you
32:29so angry
32:29with her now?
32:30You was
32:30fine with
32:31the arrangements
32:32before.
32:33What's
32:33changed?
32:34I just...
32:36I've been
32:39stewing on
32:40him.
32:40Oh, this is
32:41part of your
32:41condition,
32:42isn't it?
32:42Oh, Kev.
32:43Your mood
32:44swings,
32:44you're changing
32:45your mind.
32:46No, it isn't.
32:47I mean, it is,
32:47but it isn't.
32:49I wish people
32:50had stopped
32:50using my
32:51dementia against
32:52me.
32:52I am nowhere
32:53near as
32:54batty as
32:55fuck.
32:55Make out I
32:56am.
32:57I'll tell you
32:57what this is,
32:58Kevin.
32:59I'll tell you
32:59exactly what
33:00this is.
33:02I don't want
33:02you being made
33:03a fool of.
33:04How's she
33:04making a fool
33:05of me?
33:06Well, she's...
33:07she's dumped
33:08you, hasn't
33:08she?
33:08And she's
33:09staying here,
33:11rent-free,
33:12sponging off
33:13you.
33:14Well, I'm not
33:15having it.
33:16It's my house.
33:17I said she could
33:18stay here.
33:18I want her and
33:19Alfie to be here.
33:20I don't really
33:21care what you
33:21have or what
33:22you won't.
33:23You just
33:24concentrate on
33:24your own
33:25problems,
33:25eh, Debs?
33:30I'm sorry
33:30to tell you
33:31I'm really
33:32not ready
33:32for a
33:33relationship.
33:33Oh, no,
33:34I totally
33:35understand.
33:36Although we
33:37could go for
33:37a close
33:38friendship,
33:38see where
33:39that goes.
33:40Erm,
33:41this is
33:42pointless.
33:43I should be
33:44with the hot
33:44guy over there.
33:46Thanks very
33:46much.
33:47No offence,
33:48George,
33:49but you're
33:50a three
33:50and I'm
33:50a ten.
33:52I thought
33:53beauty was
33:53meant to be
33:53in the eye
33:54of the
33:54beholder.
33:55Yeah,
33:55it is.
33:56And my
33:57eyes don't
33:57lie.
33:58You sure
33:59you don't
33:59want me
33:59to sing
33:59you a
34:00song?
34:00How
34:01about
34:01the
34:01streets
34:01of
34:01London?
34:02Time!
34:03Ladies,
34:04will you
34:04swap
34:04left,
34:05please?
34:08Oh,
34:08I mean
34:09right.
34:09Er,
34:10no,
34:10no,
34:10no,
34:10no,
34:11because
34:11that means
34:11we're
34:11going
34:12back to
34:12previous
34:12part.
34:13Er,
34:14gents,
34:15swap
34:15right,
34:16then.
34:16Okey-dokey.
34:17Bye.
34:18Bye.
34:20Oh.
34:21Oh.
34:23Phew.
34:25It's been a
34:26while since
34:26Jenny went,
34:27hasn't it?
34:27So it has.
34:28Do hope
34:29Rita's OK.
34:31Sorry,
34:32I'm cutting into
34:32our five minutes,
34:33aren't I?
34:33Come on.
34:34No,
34:34no,
34:34it's fine.
34:35You're worried
34:36about Rita.
34:36No,
34:37it just shows
34:38what a lovely
34:38man you are.
34:39I just wonder
34:39if I should
34:40go and check
34:40on her.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Well,
34:42if you've
34:43wanted to go,
34:43you go.
34:44You sure?
34:46Sorry,
34:46love.
34:48No,
34:48need to apologise.
34:50You look like
34:53rubbish.
34:54Can I take you
34:55out?
34:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
35:04I got your message,
35:05Debbie was round.
35:06I've seen
35:07Kevin wants to
35:07tear my head off.
35:08She didn't tell him.
35:10What?
35:11She did tell him
35:11about us,
35:12she just told me
35:13that I've got to
35:13move out.
35:13she didn't say
35:15anything about us
35:15at all.
35:16Nope.
35:17Perhaps she wants
35:17to protect him.
35:20Possibly.
35:21Maybe it's time
35:22we go public.
35:24I thought we said
35:25it was too soon.
35:26But Debbie could
35:27change her mind
35:28and tell him
35:29at any time
35:29or slip up
35:30and not realise.
35:31Also,
35:32I am fed up
35:33of sneaking around.
35:35Me and you
35:36being together,
35:36that's going to work
35:37Kevin,
35:37matter how long
35:38we wait,
35:38so maybe we should
35:39just rip the plaster off.
35:40I just,
35:41I don't think
35:41we should do
35:41anything too hasty.
35:43You are serious
35:44about this,
35:45aren't you?
35:45Being with me.
35:46Of course I am.
35:47I just...
35:48It's Debbie.
35:51She wants to talk.
35:52You will tell her
35:53that we want
35:54to be together,
35:54that we didn't
35:55do this to work
35:55careful,
35:56we've fallen in love.
35:57Of course I will.
35:58It's the truth.
36:07You alright?
36:10Food is good.
36:13Listen,
36:14I'm worried about you.
36:17Fine.
36:18It's okay
36:19to not be okay,
36:20you know.
36:20Oh,
36:21don't go all
36:22Instagram therapist
36:23on me.
36:24It's true though.
36:26I am okay.
36:28I just wanted
36:29to let off
36:29some steam,
36:30so if you're
36:30going to just
36:31sit there
36:32and tell me
36:32to talk about stuff,
36:34I'd rather you leave.
36:35Yeah,
36:35I want to stay
36:36and make sure
36:36you're okay.
36:37I don't need
36:38a babysitter.
36:39I'm trying
36:39to be your friend,
36:40Asher.
36:41Okay,
36:41well maybe,
36:42maybe I don't
36:43want a friend.
36:44Okay,
36:45maybe I'm
36:45finding you
36:46suffocating
36:47as well as
36:47boring.
36:48Wow.
36:50Wow.
36:52Right,
36:53I'll be off
36:54then,
36:54shall I?
36:55Yeah,
36:55good.
36:56Yeah.
37:01Bet you,
37:02gutted,
37:02you never
37:02got a date
37:02here with me.
37:03Leave it out,
37:04Kirk.
37:05Oh,
37:05hi.
37:05So,
37:06what's your name
37:07again?
37:09Where did
37:10George hurry
37:11off to?
37:12Oh,
37:12well,
37:13he went to
37:14check on
37:14Rita.
37:15Bless him.
37:16Who's
37:16a Jenny?
37:18Coincidence?
37:19Why didn't
37:32you tell
37:32Kev?
37:34I
37:35couldn't,
37:36could I?
37:38He still
37:38loves her,
37:40even though
37:41she's left
37:41him.
37:43It'll be like
37:44breaking his
37:44heart twice
37:45over.
37:45Yeah.
37:45I want
37:50you to
37:50call it
37:51off with
37:51her.
37:52Please,
37:52Cal.
37:53Then our
37:54Kevin never
37:55needs to
37:55know.
37:56What if I
37:57tell you I
37:57can't promise
37:58that?
37:59Look,
38:01I'm giving
38:02you a chance
38:03here.
38:04I love
38:05you.
38:07But I
38:08don't understand
38:08why you're so
38:09determined to
38:10make a mess of
38:11your life and
38:11everybody else's.
38:12because that's
38:16who I am,
38:16isn't it?
38:19You know,
38:19my mum,
38:20she always
38:20used to say
38:21that I was a
38:21waste of
38:21space.
38:23That I
38:24wouldn't amount
38:24to anything.
38:27She was
38:27right.
38:28Did it?
38:30She said
38:31that?
38:32Yeah,
38:32all the time.
38:35But you
38:36and Elaine
38:36were close.
38:38No,
38:38not really.
38:40I don't
38:40even think
38:41she liked
38:41me.
38:42But she
38:43took you
38:43with her,
38:44didn't she,
38:44when she
38:45left Dad?
38:45Yeah,
38:46to punish
38:46him,
38:46nothing else.
38:48I always
38:49had the
38:49feeling that
38:49she didn't
38:50want me
38:50around.
38:51That must
38:52have been
38:52a late
38:53accident,
38:54as they
38:54say.
38:58I'd
38:59no idea.
39:00It's
39:00OK.
39:01It's not
39:02your fault.
39:04And look,
39:05I'm not
39:06trying to
39:06give you
39:06a sob
39:07story here.
39:10I know
39:10what I've
39:10done to
39:11Kevin is
39:11unacceptable.
39:12And if
39:14you want
39:15me to
39:15leave,
39:16then you
39:17say the
39:17word and
39:17I'll
39:18pack my
39:18bags.
39:19I don't
39:19want you
39:19to go.
39:23I've
39:24loved having
39:24you back
39:25in my
39:25life again.
39:29I just
39:30don't want
39:30you to
39:30ruin our
39:31Kevins.
39:32peace.
39:34Please,
39:35Carl,
39:36just walk
39:37away from
39:38her.
39:39Yeah?
39:42Do it
39:42for me.
39:46Think
39:47about it.
39:52Come on,
39:52shift
39:53yourself.
39:53Jenny?
40:07Jenny.
40:23She's been buzzing up at Rita's.
40:24Not getting any answer.
40:26Erm, she won't be able to get to it.
40:29All right.
40:32Got all these flowers.
40:34Just so that I pop round, you know, see if she's OK.
40:37But clearly not.
40:41We're not long back from the hospital.
40:45The hospital?
40:46Yeah.
40:47Is it serious?
40:49Well, she thought that she'd just hurt her ankle and...
40:52..she wasn't expecting a scan or for the results to be so bad.
40:57Oh, Jenny.
41:00Dare I ask what the scan showed?
41:03No, no, no. Don't tell me. That's Rita's business.
41:05Wow.
41:07You know, I only hope it's not as bad as some old colleague of mine.
41:11Went into an A&E with a broken leg.
41:13Found out you had stage four bowel cancer.
41:16No, he's not as bad as that.
41:18Must be pretty bad.
41:20You see, you've been crying.
41:21I know how much you love her.
41:26Must be hitting you pretty hard.
41:31Come here.
41:32Come on.
41:32How's it happened?
41:47Yeah, it's stopped, lady.
41:48Look, I'm sorry for making such a drama out of here.
41:50No.
41:50It's understandable.
41:52Look, and I'm sorry if I spoke out of turn to Todd, you know, about you and Danielle.
41:57I really did mean well.
41:58Oh, no, you did.
41:59I overreacted.
42:01Shall we press the reset button?
42:02Yeah, yeah.
42:03I consider it pressed.
42:04I just came to say we're off to the Rovers, taking a bowl of tears out for a pint.
42:10Oh, well, I mean, it sounds great, but we'd, um, actually, we'd planned a night in.
42:14I was just saying for you two, do you fancy coming to the Rovers for a pint?
42:18Yeah, I just said we're staying in.
42:21Well, we could go for one.
42:23Do you know, I'm not really in the mood.
42:24It's been a bit of a day, so I'd rather chill out.
42:27Sure.
42:28Hang on to the side, though, yeah?
42:30Yeah.
42:32Well, then, enjoy your quiet night.
42:38It's all right.
42:39You know, if you want to go, it's fine.
42:45I don't mind.
42:47No, it's all right.
42:49You're right.
42:50Just chill.
43:01Hey.
43:02Hey.
43:04How was your day?
43:04Yeah, it's, uh, it's been a bit stressful, if I'm honest.
43:10Yeah?
43:11Anything you want to talk about?
43:14No.
43:16No, not really.
43:20What's brought this on?
43:24I fancied a trip down memory lane.
43:28Well, I've still got me memory.
43:30Oh, you've been on good form recently.
43:33Well, that's a nice family photo.
43:38You should get that framed.
43:39Yeah.
43:41To remind me of the good times.
43:46Before it all goes wrong.
43:47Well, I'm going to go back.
43:48Well, I'm going to go back.
43:49Well, I'm going to go back.
43:50Well, I'm going to go back.
43:50Well, I'm going to go back.
43:51Well, I'm going to go back.
43:52Well, I'm going to go back.
43:53Well, I'm going to go back.
43:54Well, I'm going to go back.
43:55Well, I'm going to go back.
43:56Well, I'm going to go back.
43:57Well, I'm going to go back.
43:58Well, I'm going to go back.
43:59Well, I'm going to go back.
44:00Well, I'm going to go back.
44:01Well, I'm going to go back.
44:02Well, I'm going to go back.
44:03Well, I'm going to go back.
44:04Well, I'm going to go back.
44:05Well, I'm going to go back.
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