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America's Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 Episode 1 - Back to School, Vacation Misadventures, and Purr-fect Cats

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00:00Tonight on AFB's season premiere.

00:153, 2, 1, GO!

00:18Show me your butt? What are you doing?

00:21Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.

00:31And now, here he is, the host of our show,

00:34Alfonso Ribeiro!

00:38Hello, and welcome to a brand new season of AFB.

00:52This year, we're doing things a bit differently.

00:55We're gonna show funny videos and give cash prizes

00:57to the three clips chosen as the funniest.

01:00Hmm. You know, come to think of it,

01:02that's exactly how we've been doing it since 1989,

01:05but hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

01:08Ah, he's bringing his valentine a balloon and some chocolates.

01:11But the gift she'll really treasure is the porch cam video.

01:23Just because it's called a doggy door

01:25doesn't mean other animals won't use it to let themselves in.

01:28You're about to see why they're running away.

01:31Jacob Parker, the next Jake Elliott.

01:50The first Jake Elliott might not hit every extra point,

01:53but he's never done this.

01:56Ow!

01:57I didn't let me do it!

02:02Oh, my God!

02:03We're jumping!

02:05So much for cupcakes being easier than a regular take.

02:08Well, at least there are still plenty of cupcakes to go around.

02:13Oh, my God!

02:16Oh, my God!

02:17Oh, my God!

02:18Oh, my God!

02:23Oh, my God!

02:24Ah, the tiny hands prank.

02:26Almost always followed by the tiny tip prank.

02:29What the heck?

02:38Runaway toy baby stroller.

02:40That, do you think.

02:51Found this under, Dad knew better, but did it anyway.

02:54Why does he like you?

02:55Huh?

02:56He thinks, like, my finger's boobs.

03:00Put your hand down.

03:01Ow!

03:02Ow!

03:03Ow!

03:04Ow!

03:05Ow!

03:06Ow!

03:07Ow!

03:15How did we go from sneeze into your elbow

03:17to sneeze directly into your husband's face?

03:21My mouth was open.

03:24I feel mild already.

03:29I feel mild already.

03:40As a dog owner, I find myself saying,

03:43who's a good boy, fairly often.

03:45Yeah, but sometimes I slip up and use my dog voice in the human world.

03:49The other day, a server brought me a burger, and I said,

03:51who's a good server?

03:52You're a good server.

03:53You're a good server.

03:54You're a good server.

03:55It was kind of weird, so I left him a nice tip.

03:57Oh, yes, I did.

03:58Oh, yes, I did.

03:59Oh, yes, I did.

04:01Release the house.

04:03It's time to go to the dog park.

04:05I'm not sure if he bought the convertible for the dog or the dog for the convertible, but I like how it worked out.

04:14That dog's got some real counterintelligence.

04:27I'll bet he's better at taking them than he is at begging them.

04:34Can you?

04:35Can I help you?

04:36Either he's asking you to rub his backside or he's calling you a butthead.

04:41You showing me your butt?

04:42What are you doing?

04:43You weirdo.

04:44If the pavement's too hot for dog paws, booties are an option.

04:45Oh, she is so mad.

04:46Look at her face.

04:48Look at her face.

04:52Can I beat your dog paws?

04:55Can I help you?

04:56Either he's asking you to rub his backside or he's calling you a butthead.

04:59You showin' me your butt?

05:01What are you doing?

05:03You weirdo.

05:06If the pavement's too hot for dog paws,

05:08booties are an option.

05:11Oh, she is so mad.

05:13Look at her face.

05:15A humiliating option.

05:17Come on.

05:19Let's go for that.

05:23So good, a black gun.

05:25Two bright paws.

05:29Dogs don't know it's their birthday,

05:33but they do know that hamburgers are delicious.

05:41If he didn't weigh 80 pounds,

05:43you could just carry him home.

05:45Like in there or something?

05:47He doesn't want to move.

05:49This is so funny.

05:51After a long day of working with people,

05:53it's nice to come home to something

05:55you can always outsmart.

05:57It's back to school season,

06:13and that means two things.

06:15Kids are gonna learn some new things,

06:17and parents are gonna learn what it's like

06:19to have their house actually be quiet

06:21in a few hours a day.

06:23For those looking for funny school videos,

06:25class is in session.

06:27These lazy days are a few.

06:31It's that time of year

06:33when everything is fresh and new.

06:35A different school, another grade.

06:37We got it, man.

06:39It's gonna rule.

06:41We're going back, back, back, back, back to school.

06:43Going back, back, back to school.

06:47Going back to school.

06:51Yeah, it's gonna rule, yeah.

06:55Going back to school, yeah.

06:57Back, back, back, back to school.

06:59Going back, back to school.

07:05Ooh.

07:07Ooh!

07:09Oh, my God.

07:39Back, back, back to school.

07:40Ha, ha, ha, got to school.

07:44Upload your funny video to AFV.com.

08:01They say if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

08:05Really?

08:06Who's getting free lemons?

08:07That's not a thing.

08:08This world would be full of lemonade tycoons

08:10if people were just handing out free lemons all willy-nilly.

08:14Yeah, in this world, you don't get anything for free.

08:17Now, here are some videos

08:18that people gave me

08:21for free.

08:22Nothing makes a dad sadder.

08:49Sarah's like, I've got to get this.

08:51Do it!

08:52Then a nine iron to the platy.

08:56Keep an eye on the toddler's applesauce,

08:59because her mom sure doesn't.

09:01Don't squeeze it.

09:02Don't squeeze it.

09:03Oh, my God.

09:07In my new car.

09:09Oh, my God.

09:12Oh, no, no, no, no.

09:13No, okay.

09:14No, no, no, no, no.

09:15Ayla, Ayla, Ayla, Ayla, Ayla.

09:17Ayla.

09:18Ayla.

09:19Ayla, whoa.

09:20Stop, stop.

09:21Ayla, stop.

09:22Historically, sitting on the porch

09:27with a drink

09:28has been a relaxing activity.

09:34Oh, my God.

09:36Uh-oh.

09:37Uh-oh.

09:37Oh, he doesn't even see them

09:39on the tree of the woodpile.

09:40Oh, maybe he does now?

09:41How oblivious do you have to be

09:43Oh, that's not good.

09:46To miss a moose.

09:49Oh, my God.

09:51Oh, he's running through his house,

09:52and I'm going to have to live right now.

09:57She hasn't had the baby yet,

09:59but she does give birth

10:00to a pretty good prank.

10:02Yes, yes.

10:02He's gone for so long.

10:04Yeah, right, Derek.

10:06You're lying.

10:06It's so hard, baby.

10:08It's so hard.

10:10No.

10:11Yeah, you're fine.

10:12No.

10:13I'm sorry.

10:16Oh, my God, Paul.

10:18Why did you just do that?

10:22Why did you just do that?

10:24I don't know.

10:26Where'd you even get that?

10:32Kids say the funniest things.

10:35Sometimes it's because

10:36they say things wrong,

10:38and sometimes it's because

10:39they have no idea

10:40how the world works.

10:41As an adult,

10:42I'm not saying that I know

10:43how everything works,

10:44but I do know

10:45that videos of kids

10:46saying funny stuff

10:47makes our show work.

10:55Hey, yo.

10:59What's up?

11:00Hey.

11:02How are you, man?

11:03What's up?

11:03I'm good.

11:07I'm good.

11:08You seem excited.

11:11Yeah.

11:12Why?

11:15Another girl likes me.

11:21I wasn't expecting that.

11:23It's hard.

11:23Dad, my friends are coming over, Dad.

11:32I'm listening, I'm listening,

11:33I'm listening, I'm listening,

11:33I'm listening, I'm listening.

11:34My friends are coming over today.

11:36Who's coming over?

11:37My friends.

11:38Which ones?

11:39I don't know.

11:39What?

11:40Oh, my best friend.

11:54You're hot on that horse.

11:58That's weird, as well.

12:00Dad says that all the time.

12:02But we're not dad.

12:04There's buns in my coffee.

12:06There's what?

12:07Bunnies.

12:08Where?

12:09Right here.

12:10Can you see them?

12:13In my shadow?

12:16Yep, I see them.

12:20I'm going to leave the room and you can say only one bad word, okay?

12:26Okay.

12:27One bad word, okay?

12:29And don't ever say it again, okay?

12:31Okay.

12:32Just say one bad word, okay?

12:34Say one bad word.

12:36Okay.

12:37Bye.

12:38Bye.

12:39One bad word.

12:45I did it, man.

12:46What did you say?

12:47One bad word.

12:49What bad word did you say?

12:51One bad word.

12:53Wait, you said one?

12:54One bad word.

13:04This year, we have a new segment called The Winner's Circle, where we highlight videos

13:09from years past that took home cash.

13:11We're kicking it off with a video from a family who not only won $110,000 in their season,

13:17they were voted the number one clip in our top 20 countdown to the funniest video of all

13:22time episode to earn a grand total of $385,000 and a trip to Maui.

13:28Yes, they laughed all the way to the bank with four identically cute laughs.

13:33It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past.

13:39This is equally very clear.

13:42Grace is able.

13:43Okay.

13:44Daddy's gonna make you laugh now.

13:46Ready?

13:51Four identical girls, four identical laughs, four identical college educations paid for

13:56with one funny video.

13:58Sure, the babies can laugh.

14:10They're not the ones taking care of four babies.

14:13Daddy's just a regular stand-up comedian, isn't he?

14:20If you think these two are good, check out their little sister.

14:27...

14:45...

14:46No road trip is complete without a game of wake up grandma

14:48and scare whoever else was in the backseat.

14:51Aaaah!

15:08Let's circle back next week for another Winner's Circle.

15:21A lot of people are worried about artificial intelligence taking their jobs.

15:25You know who's not worried? Boat heads.

15:28Because replacing them would mean inventing something called artificial lack of intelligence,

15:32and I don't think anybody's working on that.

15:37If you want to hoverboard, fine.

15:39But don't drag other people down with you.

15:41There you go. Come back. Come back.

15:43What's going on?

15:44It's backward.

15:46Yeah, it's backward. That's the problem.

15:51Turn it on.

16:05If your plan is to put the beehive in the trash bag, you'd better get the beehive in the trash bag.

16:11Dude, it's not in the bag.

16:12Yo!

16:13The plan was to get that broken microphone out of his hand by giving him another microphone.

16:21Starting in our homes, Father God.

16:24Starting with our wives.

16:26Starting with our children, Father God.

16:28So much for plans.

16:30Look at your hands and feet.

16:32Everywhere.

16:33How many salon owners does it take to change a light bulb?

16:40I guess we'll never know.

16:44Oh, what the...

16:46You know what the world needs now?

16:55A boy who will never be a vegetarian.

16:57I hope you've enjoyed a boy who will never be a vegetarian.

17:15There's no I in team.

17:17There's also no I in solo act, so that proves how useless that saying is.

17:21Anyway, take a look at some teamwork making the dream work.

17:25If that dream is to end up on our show.

17:29Father, son, put the toilet paper away.

17:31Want to see the face of a guy who knows he's in trouble?

17:33Whoa!

17:34Whoa!

17:35Ah!

17:41Ha!

17:43Ha!

17:44Ha!

17:45Ha!

17:46Ha!

17:47Ha!

17:48Ha!

17:49Ha!

17:50Ha!

17:51Ha!

18:00His buddy helps him get a closer look at the tank.

18:04There you go.

18:05Now say, tank you.

18:09Good show, baby.

18:11Here, it's my turn.

18:12The girl on the right is helping.

18:15Helping herself to some cookie dough, that is.

18:17Decorate these, you know.

18:19Hey, hey.

18:20Oh, my God, I just got them so pretty.

18:21My Wonka.

18:25Yeah.

18:26Oh, my God!

18:28He andける!

18:32Their company is having a team-building event at

18:35the winery.

18:37Next, they can have one at the dry cleaners.

18:39You'd better be ready if the stick is so big

18:49that it takes two dogs to fetch it.

19:00Last season, we asked you to spend your summer

19:02making basketball trick shots.

19:04Technically, you were allowed to do other things

19:07like barbecue and spend time with your family,

19:09but really, trick shots should have been the focus.

19:12And for some of you, it seems like it was.

19:21Hey!

19:35Ah!

19:39Let's go, baby!

19:45Let's go, baby!

19:51Hey!

19:52You guys get to move out of the house for a week.

20:05Ooh!

20:06Boom!

20:06Hey, you're going to miss my brother.

20:08Oh!

20:10Ah!

20:10Boom!

20:10Hey, you're going to miss my brother.

20:12Oh!

20:12Ah!

20:13Ah!

20:14Ah!

20:15Ah!

20:16Ah!

20:17Ah!

20:17You know that we give cash prizes for funny videos, but did you know at the end of the

20:46year, our $100,000 winners will compete for the grand prize of a spectacular Disney Cruise

20:51Line vacation aboard the Disney Wish for the winner and up to seven guests?

20:55Huh, pretty sweet, huh?

20:57Now, I could keep yapping about it, or I could cut to some fun, snazzy footage of the ship.

21:02Show of hands, me yapping or snazzy footage?

21:04Snazzy footage.

21:07Snazzy footage it is.

21:10Get ready to set sail on a magical Disney Cruise Line vacation to the Bahamas.

21:14This season, AFE's grand prize winner will experience the ultimate family vacation for

21:19eight, with four nights aboard the spectacular Disney Wish, where every moment is designed

21:23to spark joy and create long-lasting memories.

21:26Play the day away with some of your favorite Disney characters, like Captain Mickey Mouse

21:30and Captain Minnie Mouse.

21:31Plus, imaginative dining turns every meal into an immersive experience, like enjoying dinner

21:36in the beautiful Kingdom of Arendelle from Frozen.

21:38And you'll love Broadway-style shows that light up the stage, including Disney, The Little

21:42Mermaid.

21:43It's the perfect way for families to reconnect, adults to relax and unwind in exclusive spaces,

21:48and kids to interact with some favorite Disney stories like never before.

21:52And the magic doesn't stop there.

21:54Soak up the sun while you experience a day at Disney's private island, Castaway Cay.

21:58Disney Cruise Line, where magic meets the sea.

22:01Send your video to AFE for your chance to win this magical vacation.

22:04Why do people say they're going to run errands?

22:13You never see anybody doing this.

22:16I'm getting groceries.

22:17Then I'm going to the bank.

22:20Anyway, enough of that.

22:21Vin, will you please run the videos?

22:23Pay attention.

22:24We're running videos.

22:26No!

22:27He stubbed his toe off camera.

22:32But don't worry.

22:33He makes up for it.

22:35Come on!

22:42What were you trying to do?

22:43It's a kind of experiment.

22:47Look at all those eggs.

22:49All you parents at home, stop thinking about the cost of eggs.

22:53Think about the cost of a plumber.

22:55Look inside.

22:56Oh!

23:01Suisatsu.

23:03Henderson.

23:04Sorry.

23:05Are there eggs in there?

23:06Yeah!

23:09I'm trying to make dinner right here.

23:11I think people are starting to use VR as an excuse to smack people who've been bugging them.

23:17Oh!

23:18Oh!

23:19Oh!

23:20Oh!

23:21Oh!

23:22Oh!

23:23Oh!

23:24Oh!

23:25Oh!

23:25What are you looking for?

23:28My helmet.

23:29Where is it?

23:30I don't know.

23:31Okay, go find it.

23:34Where'd you leave it?

23:35I don't believe it.

23:36The funny thing is, they got him a bright pink helmet so he wouldn't lose it.

23:40Okay.

23:41Ian.

23:42What?

23:43Touch your head.

23:46Oh.

23:46Somewhere behind these teenage boys is a teenage girl getting ready to say, I told you.

23:54Oh my God.

23:55I told you.

23:58I told you.

24:00Want to play a game of Duck, Duck, Goose?

24:03Actually, it's more like Goose, Goose, Duck.

24:06The size of it.

24:08Oh!

24:09Oh, the size of it.

24:11Oh, the size of it.

24:13The size of it.

24:14The size of it.

24:15The size of it.

24:16So cool.

24:17If I had a spider this big in my house, I'd move...

24:20Yeah?

24:21...to another state.

24:22Ooh.

24:23You might have heard that tonsils serve no purpose, but it's not true,

24:36because tonsils apparently play a key role in helping a person be able to determine

24:41the difference between parents and superheroes.

24:45Who knew?

24:53I don't know what the belly, I don't know what you're saying.

25:01I know, just try not to talk because it's going to hurt.

25:08What do you see? Do you see mommy?

25:13You see the Hulk?

25:15I told you things would be weird when you came out of an seizure.

25:20Can you see me?

25:23Hey, El Fonto!

25:35Hey, El Fonto! Play some more vacation videos!

25:41Ah, okay, Chloe, Max, and Riley, you want to see some vacation videos?

25:46Okay, but it's my first day back to work, so you're kind of rubbing it in a little bit.

25:53Help me!

25:54When it's this windy, maybe ditch the straw.

25:57You're talking!

25:57I caught it!

26:02I caught it!

26:04Oh, my God!

26:05I'm not sure if she's drying her towel, or it's just too cheap to pay for parasailing lessons.

26:14Nailed it!

26:15It's not old faithful, but I have faith this will have a good payoff.

26:23Take us back!

26:35Take us back!

26:36It might be something in the water.

26:37It sucks.

26:39Take us back!

26:40Mommy!

26:41Take us back!

26:42What, babe?

26:43What?

26:44They turned this canoe into a can you take us home.

26:48Y'all are having so much fun.

26:50No, we're not!

26:52Muddy waters, great for the blues, not so great for paddle boarding.

26:59Just get in there.

27:04Told you.

27:05Hey, swimming.

27:06I love these things, because they're part raft, part bounce house.

27:21I get the feeling everybody's going to be laughing at Dad.

27:28And I do need everybody.

27:30It's time for a cat montage, and I'm sure some of you are wondering if, now that I'm

27:43a dog owner, I'll suddenly start favoring dogs over cats.

27:46Don't be silly.

27:47I've always favored dogs over cats.

27:49Meow.

27:50Meow.

27:52Meow.

27:53Meow.

28:00Meow.

28:28Meow.

28:29Meow.

29:00Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?

29:06Just upload it to AFV.com.

29:16Teenagers.

29:17Their brains aren't fully formed.

29:18Their bodies are swimming in hormones.

29:21Yet we expect them to go to college and decide what they want to do for the rest of their lives

29:25while going into a crazy amount of debt in order to do it.

29:29I mean, it's a wonder they don't do more crazy stuff than they already do.

29:33They usually practice this routine outside.

29:35I'm not sure if they're being chased by flying insects

29:52or if this is some new TikTok dance trend.

30:10Someone's feeding the bird.

30:12Seagulls hovering directly overhead?

30:15What's the worst that could happen?

30:18It did so well!

30:24Maybe don't practice your soccer kicks while wearing slides.

30:28That ATV is a little too big for him.

30:38And the door opening is a little too small.

30:47Go!

30:47It's a lot easier getting on a merry-go-round than getting off of one.

30:56He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling fire pit.

31:06Sometimes you see people make such poor decisions that you silently question them.

31:11Not me.

31:11I question their poor decisions out loud.

31:14And why hold back?

31:16Get set for Do I Have That Right?

31:18Where I try to make sense of your nonsense.

31:22You ran out of straws, so you decided to make your own?

31:25Do I have that right?

31:26Let me stop acting like a punk.

31:38You went out to start your car in your underwear

31:41so it would be warm by the time you left for work.

31:44Is that what you're telling me?

31:45Your alarm clock was broken,

31:59so you asked your daughter to think of a creative way to wake you up.

32:02Am I hearing that correctly?

32:04You thought getting an ATV for your son was a good idea

32:20because at least it would get him out of the house?

32:22That was your plan.

32:24Yeah!

32:25Do I Have That Right is now over.

32:38If I got that right.

32:44I'm proud to say that this next batch of clips

32:47has earned my seal of approval,

32:49which is way better than earning my walrus of shame

32:51or my penguin of criticism.

32:53Trust me on that one.

32:55Well, it is Mother's Day

32:57and I have just received every mother's dream.

33:00A coupon book.

33:02Coupon book to my mommy.

33:04This coupon entitles mommy to unloading the dishwasher.

33:10This coupon entitles mommy to folding laundry.

33:13Oh, I'm so lucky to be able to do these chores.

33:17This coupon entitles mommy to making breakfast

33:20and this coupon entitles mommy to pick up dog poop.

33:25She finally got that second-floor apartment she always wanted.

33:29Did you cover my shirt?

33:44It's fine.

33:45Did you cut it?

33:46No.

33:47I did nothing.

33:48Someone cut it?

33:49Cool.

33:50I did nothing.

33:53Cool.

33:53They got him a bonking bat for his birthday.

34:02You're going to break the chair, buddy.

34:05He's too big to be a lap dog.

34:07But that doesn't stop him from trying.

34:15Jack, no!

34:21Oh, it is an eye.

34:23It's a boy!

34:24He's pretty excited to be getting that boy

34:34that he thinks he's getting.

34:35Boy or girl, I just hope his child is better at reading than he is.

35:02Oh, I scooped it.

35:09Oh, my God.

35:15Sometimes we all need a little getaway,

35:18even if that long-awaited vacation isn't as hassle-free as we'd hope.

35:22But vacations are about more than just being accident-prone

35:25in a different time zone.

35:27They're also tonight's assignment, America.

35:29Jess, tell them more.

35:30Did you embarrass yourself taking a selfie?

35:34Did jumping on the hotel bed leave you with a bump on the head?

35:37Well, your holiday hijinks could win you some cash,

35:39maybe even $20,000 or $100,000.

35:41Just upload the video to AFB.com.

35:44For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.

35:46AFB is the destination for funny videos from your vacation.

35:50We're sprinting to the end like a dog off its leash,

35:58but we've still got enough time to dole out kashish.

36:02Let's meet our finalists.

36:03First up, bridal showers need their desserts,

36:06but when they fall all over the porch, ouch, that hurts,

36:09is 24 Cupcake Mistakes, sent in by Andrea Heverly

36:13from Bladenboro, North Carolina.

36:15So much for cupcakes being easier than a regular cake.

36:27Well, at least there are still plenty of cupcakes to go around.

36:30Oh, my God!

36:34Oh, my God!

36:36Joining us are Andrea, Kayla, and Colton.

36:40Now, Kayla, just for fun,

36:42how long was the drive to the bakery to pick up those cupcakes?

36:4745 minutes and then 45 minutes home.

36:51Okay. Oh, now I can see why you were so upset.

36:53So tell me, what was going through your mind

36:56the first time you dropped them

36:57or the second time you dropped them?

36:59I was very concerned that my mother

37:01would have to be baking the cupcakes for later.

37:04Okay. Well, I understand.

37:05Well, you know what?

37:06If you win tonight, it would be icing on the cake.

37:09What?

37:11Good luck, y'all.

37:13All right.

37:13Next up, if your son gets his tonsil removed,

37:16don't sulk.

37:17Play a prank convincing him that you are the Hulk.

37:20It's superhero hallucinations

37:22sent in by Liz Apalka from Austin, Texas.

37:25It's a Hulk.

37:28What?

37:31A Hulk.

37:33What?

37:34I don't know what, Bebby, I don't know what you're saying.

37:36A Hulk.

37:37No, honey, it's Mommy.

37:39I told you things would be weird

37:41when you came out of anesthesia.

37:42Joining us are Liz, Doug, Beau, Luke, and Will.

37:52Liz, this was a great prank.

37:54How did you come up with that idea?

37:57Well, we're a pretty playful jokester family,

38:00and I live to mess with my children and my husband.

38:04So I think the night before his surgery,

38:07even though it was routine tonsillectomy,

38:09I was a little nervous.

38:11My baby's going under.

38:12So I channeled my nervousness and anxiety into humor,

38:17and I grabbed something on my way to the hospital.

38:20Well, we love that humor.

38:22Now, Beau, I hear that wasn't the only prank

38:24your mom played on you that day.

38:26What did she tell you you had to wear after surgery?

38:30She said that I had to wear, like, a cone,

38:32like my dog did, like, around my neck.

38:34I like this family.

38:36You know what?

38:36Well, she brought you into this world.

38:38I guess she can prank you all she wants.

38:41Good luck, y'all.

38:43All right.

38:45And finally, when he thought it was a boy,

38:48Dad was over the moon,

38:49but he read the card wrong and celebrated too soon.

38:52It's Father to Be Can't See,

38:54sent in by Jake Cherivelli

38:56from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

38:58It's a boy!

39:05I'm scared.

39:07How do you even take it out?

39:09How do you...

39:10Oh, no, it's a girl!

39:11It's a girl, it's a girl.

39:13Wait, what?

39:15I just saw that.

39:17Boy or girl,

39:18I just hope his child is better at reading than he is.

39:22Joining us are Jake and Andrea.

39:25Now, Jake, all you had to do was read the card.

39:27How did you mess that up?

39:30I opened the card and I saw the word male

39:32and I kind of blacked out at that point.

39:35Well, Andrea, what went through your mind

39:38when he said,

39:38Oops, it says female.

39:41I was shocked and then I took a nap

39:44because I was a little overwhelmed

39:46at everything that happened.

39:48Well, you have a healthy baby girl

39:50and now you have a healthy chance of winning.

39:53Good luck.

39:54All right, all right.

39:55We're going to find out who takes home the cash

39:57in just a minute,

39:58but first, let's take a look at some of the clips

40:00that didn't make our top three

40:01in tonight's Honorable Mention.

40:03Let's see.

40:10Let's see.

40:23Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prize.

40:41There's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.

40:45Here we go.

40:46Our third place $4,000 winner is...

40:5024 Cupcake Mistakes, sent in by Andrea Heverly from Bladenboro, North Carolina.

40:59And the winner of the $20,000 on tonight's Funniest Home Video is...

41:05Father-to-be-can't-see, sent in by Jake Terabelli from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

41:10We've got Jake and Andrea.

41:13All right, congratulations.

41:16Yes, your failure to read correctly just won you a lot of money.

41:21Now, guys, how do you think Vienna is going to react when she watches this someday?

41:27We said we can't wait to show this to her at her wedding one day.

41:31That'd be great.

41:32Now, Andrea, when you guys get the checks,

41:34just make sure Jake knows that it says $20,000 and not $200, okay?

41:41I won't be allowed to open the check.

41:43Fire.

41:45That's perfect.

41:46Well, congratulations.

41:47You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.

41:51Congratulations.

41:55Well, that's our show.

41:57We're out of time.

41:58I'll tell you this.

41:59I won't end on a rhyme.

42:00Shoot.

42:01Give me this.

42:02Well, we'll see you next time.

42:03But don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,

42:05we'll send you an AFP t-shirt.

42:07So goodnight, everybody.

42:08And remember, send your video to me.

42:10You might win 20 Gs.

42:11Goodnight, y'all.

42:13You might win 20 Gs.

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