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00:00Oh, no!
00:05Hello?
00:13Hey!
00:18Nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house.
00:30Hello! Thank you! Thank you!
00:37Welcome to Taskmaster, the great leveller.
00:40Comedians come with their plaudits on their impressive careers and achievements
00:44and soon realise that in this arena, they're just people.
00:47Simply humans taking on life's challenges.
00:50Which throws up the question I get asked in the street all the time.
00:54Will we, the members of the public, ever get to be on the show?
00:57No, not on my watch.
01:00Why?
01:01I simply don't want you on it.
01:04Ever.
01:05Leave it!
01:07Line drawn. Let's move on.
01:09Let's meet the people who deserve to be here.
01:12They are...
01:13Anya Magliano!
01:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:16Mazie Anna!
01:18Phil Ellis!
01:20Rick Shearsmith!
01:22And Sanji Bhaskar!
01:25And next to me, a lover, a fighter, a bit of a biter.
01:30He's got a wonky tooth and his hair's got much whiter.
01:34He's got a little at all!
01:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:38I've got my first Swiss arm.
01:47This guy can do anything.
01:48You want your phone charged, you get it.
01:50Ooh!
01:51Would you like to measure a circumference?
01:54OK, then.
01:56Is it retractable?
01:58Sort...sort of.
01:59Oh, you've got some noodles.
02:01I've got some chopsticks.
02:03There's still some noodles in your teeth.
02:05It's OK.
02:06I've got floss.
02:07LAUGHTER
02:09Would you like everything to be a bit more mysterious?
02:11Yes, please.
02:12Ooh!
02:13Ooh!
02:14Ooh!
02:15Ooh!
02:16Wow!
02:17And those are all the functions.
02:19And so on we march.
02:22What's the prize task category, please?
02:24Well, this one could take a while, Greg,
02:26because they've each brought in the object
02:28that is hardest to describe.
02:30Ooh!
02:31Most indescribable wins five points,
02:34and all five objects will go home with the episode winner,
02:37who will then struggle to describe them to whoever they live with.
02:40If they do live with other people,
02:41I haven't asked them about that sort of thing yet.
02:44All right, then.
02:45Phil, what's your indescribable object?
02:47I've brought in the Treaty of Versailles.
02:52Here it is.
02:53The actual one.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
02:55I pulled a few strings.
02:58Do you know anything about the Treaty of Versailles?
03:00Well, it's just bringing Versailles together, wasn't it?
03:02You know, like, come on, guys.
03:04Come on, Versailles.
03:05We all want a holiday here.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Let's put our differences aside,
03:09reopen the water park,
03:11and let's have a lovely bank holiday Monday.
03:14Are you saying that you can't describe the Treaty of Versailles
03:17because you don't know what it's about?
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah, pretty much.
03:21Anya, have you got something that's impossible to describe?
03:24I think you should just show it,
03:25and you tell me if you can describe it.
03:27Ooh, power move.
03:29OK, Greg, try to describe this.
03:31OK.
03:33A box of shit?
03:35No, it's got other stuff in it.
03:41A lightbulb.
03:42Yeah, but you don't know what lamp it's from.
03:47Yeah, she's got me.
03:48Yeah.
03:49I think you're impressed, but you're trying to fight it.
03:53What would be my motivation for fighting it?
03:56Childhood.
03:57LAUGHTER
03:58She's right, isn't she, Mum?
04:03Maisie?
04:04Yeah.
04:05I brought in being in the womb.
04:09We've all been there, but can any of us describe it?
04:13Can you remember it?
04:14I can't.
04:15I can't.
04:16Can you describe what it was like when we were there?
04:18I can't.
04:19We weren't in it together, but, like...
04:21LAUGHTER
04:22But, yeah, being in the womb.
04:24So, here is the womb.
04:25No, it is.
04:27It's really good.
04:28It's the only prize I want to win.
04:30Sanji, can you do better or worse?
04:33Oh, worse.
04:34Let's go.
04:35Just have a look at it, yeah.
04:36Ooh.
04:37I mean...
04:38Is it an electronic game?
04:39Go for it.
04:40Well, it's a fidget toy, isn't it?
04:41Yeah, but that's what it is.
04:43That's not a description of it.
04:44No.
04:45Oh, that's very much a description of it.
04:46No, it isn't.
04:47It's like saying there's a man outside.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Does that describe him?
04:51No.
04:53OK, he's right.
04:54It's a handheld tool for focus and relief.
05:00What did I tell you about deleting your internet history?
05:02OK.
05:05Grace.
05:06I have brought in an item from my cabinet of curiosities.
05:09Here is his item.
05:14Oh, God.
05:15I absolutely hate it.
05:17I'll let you into a secret.
05:18I made it.
05:20Get out of town.
05:22What is the head?
05:23It was an owl.
05:28I took the vase off.
05:30I absolutely hate it.
05:36OK, we've seen all five.
05:37OK.
05:38Which is the easiest to describe, Craig?
05:39The easiest is the well-known treaty of the asylum.
05:45The treaty ended where we were.
05:46I can't.
05:47I was tossing up between the box of rubbish and the fidget game,
05:53and I've decided to give fidget game two points
05:55because it is recognisable as a kind of game.
05:57OK.
05:58Whereas this is just boxes of weird stuff that's not connected,
06:01so it's a little harder to describe three points.
06:04Womb or thing?
06:05Womb or thing?
06:06I think probably I'll have to give thing four points
06:09because there are things I recognise about the thing,
06:11but I've got no concept of being in the womb,
06:14so I must give that five points.
06:15Very good.
06:16OK, well done.
06:19Let's get off with the task properly.
06:21Right away.
06:22And we begin with a quick sense check,
06:24followed by some segregation.
06:27Here we go.
06:28Good luck.
06:44Ooh.
06:45Hello.
06:46Hi.
06:47Who's that?
06:48It's Maisie.
06:49Oh.
06:50Who are you?
06:52Anya.
06:53Should I do something?
06:54You should open the task.
06:55Oh, God, right, OK.
06:57Sorry.
06:59This is quite sexy, isn't it?
07:01I feel like I should be putting a coin in a slot
07:03and I get to see you for, like, 30 seconds.
07:06Whilst you dance.
07:08Right, I'll crack on with it.
07:11Identify Alex's five things.
07:14You may only use one sense.
07:16If you choose hearing, you get five points per item.
07:20Smell, four points.
07:22Taste, three points.
07:24Touch, two points.
07:25Sight, one point.
07:28Oh.
07:29Highest total score wins.
07:30You have a maximum of ten minutes.
07:32Your time starts as soon as you have decided
07:34which sense you will be using.
07:36And I'm looking for an adjective and a noun.
07:38An adjective?
07:39I would like you to tell me which sense you're going to be using.
07:41Oh!
07:42And I'm going to go for hearing.
07:43Do you know what the hell?
07:45Go for hearing.
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Go out in a blaze of glory.
07:49I'm going to go smell.
07:51On the board between us.
07:52Uh-huh.
07:53There's a tiny little triangle shape.
07:55Nose-ish.
07:56Am I going to have to put my nose in the hole?
07:58You're going to have to put your nose in the hole.
07:59Was I going to have to put my tongue in the hole?
08:01You were going to have to put your tongue in the hole.
08:02OK, I think I made a good decision.
08:04I'm going to go right down the middle.
08:05I'm going to go taste.
08:06I'm going to taste it.
08:07Sure.
08:08I'm going to taste all the way down.
08:10So, what I need you to do is put the blindfold on, the nose clip and the ear defenders.
08:14Oh, flipping it.
08:15That's it.
08:16My mask is on.
08:18OK, it's on.
08:19My mask is on.
08:20Nose clip on.
08:21Well, what do you think?
08:23APPLAUSE
08:25All these series and at last we finally have a facial glory hole on the show.
08:31Sanjeev, you chose hearing.
08:33Yeah, I did.
08:34And said, because I intend to go out in a blaze of glory.
08:36Absolutely.
08:37I sense you couldn't care less.
08:40Marvellous.
08:41Who are we seeing first?
08:42Well, we're going to see one lone identifier to begin with, using only her sense of smell.
08:47It is Anya's Maglianos.
08:54Ah!
08:55Please put your nose through the nose hole.
08:57Coming through.
08:59Sniff.
09:01Oh, this is really hard.
09:05I'm going to say,
09:07Fashionable watch.
09:09Fashionable watch.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Item number two.
09:12Yes, please.
09:14Tiny cow.
09:16Tiny cow.
09:18Next item.
09:19It's got hay or something.
09:20It kind of smells like the London Dungeons.
09:23I'm just going to turn it the other way up.
09:24OK.
09:26Sniff.
09:27Oh, less of a smell on that side.
09:29Can I have the first side again, please?
09:32Oh, God.
09:33This is really frustrating.
09:34You've only got two and a half minutes.
09:36OK.
09:37I'm going to go Scarecrow.
09:39OK.
09:40Is that your full answer?
09:41No.
09:42Scriggledy Scarecrow.
09:43Scriggledy, is it?
09:45Item four.
09:46Sniff.
09:47Coffee.
09:48Something smells a bit like coffee.
09:49OK.
09:50Cold coffee.
09:51Why do you think it's cold?
09:52Because it smells cold.
09:54Can I have the last item, please?
09:56Here it comes.
09:58Ooh, that smells nice.
09:59It smells like yoghurt.
10:00Coconut-y yoghurt.
10:02Coconut-y yoghurt.
10:03Yeah.
10:04That's the end, Anya.
10:05Well done and goodbye.
10:06OK.
10:07See you one day.
10:08See you one day.
10:13Interestingly, away from the context of your face,
10:16your nose looks prosthetic, I think.
10:19It looks like a sort of lone soldier going over into the battlefield.
10:22I can't handle this.
10:23I'll go over the top myself.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Stay there, face.
10:28What did she say tiny cow to?
10:29The wet teeth you thought was a tiny cow.
10:31Wet teeth!
10:32Wet teeth, yes.
10:33They were wet teeth.
10:34It is disgusting.
10:35They were real wet teeth.
10:37But cows are made of milk.
10:39No, cows have milk in them.
10:42And teeth...
10:43Teeth of calcium in them.
10:44So that's what I was probably picking up on.
10:46Yeah.
10:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:48You've got the calcium coming through your nose.
10:50Anyway, the yoghurt, she got some points at that.
10:53Yeah.
10:54She chose smell, so it's four points per correct item.
10:56She got the yoghurt.
10:57She said coconut yoghurt.
10:58It wasn't coconut.
10:59It was a plain grey yoghurt.
11:00But we'll give her the four for saying yoghurt.
11:01You want to give four?
11:02Oh, God.
11:03Even though it was coconut yoghurt?
11:05Look, mate, we're sticking hair on staplers.
11:07We'll give them...
11:09Next.
11:10Yes, please.
11:11I want to give you one of the...
11:12...and it's for Maxi and Reece, who both have great taste.
11:14Or do they?
11:15I'm just going to create a little hole for your mouth.
11:18Excellent.
11:19Oh!
11:20That's my finger.
11:21That's your finger.
11:22That's where your mouth is going to go.
11:24OK, I'm ready.
11:25Right.
11:26I would love to see your mouth.
11:27There it is.
11:28Can I reel?
11:29You do whatever you're comfortable with.
11:30Go.
11:31Are you ready for item number one?
11:32Yes.
11:33You do whatever you're comfortable with.
11:35Go. Are you ready for item number one?
11:37Yes. Have a taste of this.
11:43Pop it in the mouth. In your mouth.
11:45I need to get a good grip on its texture.
11:47OK, here it comes. I'm trying to make it...
11:49OK. There we go.
11:51That's a frozen flannel.
11:54Frozen flannel.
11:56You spend four and a half minutes on item number one.
11:58Oh, my God, move on. OK.
12:00Frozen flannel.
12:01I would ask you to not consume this. Ready?
12:04Uh-huh.
12:10I don't, er...
12:12I think they're not teeth, are they?
12:14Do you want me to write down human teeth?
12:15No.
12:16Can't write down teeth.
12:20Er, feels like they are little plastic beads.
12:23Plastic beads and I've crossed out human teeth.
12:25Yeah. Wet beads.
12:27Wet beads. Yeah.
12:29Item number three.
12:31Could you put it in the mouth?
12:36Hmm, I suppose so.
12:37Go on.
12:42Would you like the other way up?
12:43No, I don't want to do that again.
12:45It's like putting my tongue into a...
12:48A furry hole.
12:50It's a fact of scissors.
12:51A lovely pair of scissors.
12:53You think we'd let you lick scissors, do you?
12:55No.
12:56A furry key ring.
12:57A hairy cone.
12:58Lovely.
13:00Good boy.
13:04Is it jam?
13:05What's the word when jam has got bits in it?
13:08Bitty jam.
13:10Caramelised sugar.
13:12Caramelised sugar.
13:13Yeah.
13:14One more item.
13:15Yeah?
13:16I need your mouth.
13:17Oh, yeah.
13:20Is that the hole?
13:21If you want.
13:23Ready?
13:24Oh.
13:25Here it comes.
13:26There we go.
13:30Oh, I know that.
13:31Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue.
13:32Right, what is it?
13:33I'm going to say a spoonful of yoghurt.
13:34Yoghurt.
13:35It's yoghurt.
13:36It's yoghurt.
13:37It's yoghurt.
13:38I need an adjective.
13:39It's, erm...
13:40Strawberry yoghurt.
13:41Plain.
13:42It is a strawberry yoghurt.
13:43Greek.
13:44Oh!
13:45You can take everything off now.
13:46You may not look this size.
13:47Yeah.
13:48I mean, there are so many disturbing images.
13:50I mean, there are so many disturbing images.
13:53Wow!
13:55Oh, I'm going to say a spoonful of yoghurt.
13:58I'm going to say a spoonful of yoghurt.
14:00Yoghurt.
14:01It's yoghurt.
14:03It's yoghurt.
14:04It's yoghurt.
14:05I need an adjective.
14:06It's, erm...
14:07Um...
14:08Strawberry yoghurt.
14:09Plain.
14:10It is a strawberry yoghurt.
14:11Greek.
14:12disturbing images coming through my nose eating yoghurt is absolutely one of the most horrific
14:20things i've ever seen there's all sorts of half marks there i think frozen flannel frozen cloth
14:26how many points well one and a half points each one and a half points each we've got wet beads
14:30or plastic beads or formally human teeth it is extraordinary for him to have got teeth so i
14:36have to give him something we're going one and a half one and a half again one and a half give
14:39another one and a half okay then we've got um furry keyring or hairy comb yeah so one and a half
14:44each sugar it was sticky sprinkles or bitty jam i don't think bitty jam gets nothing for bitty jam
14:51anything for caramelized sugar come on we're not breaking things down to their constituents so
14:55nothing for jam or sugar finally strawberry yogurt or plain yogurt plain yogurt is the full three
15:02points of course it is and half marks for strawberry yogurt yes of course because it's not strawberry
15:06but it is yogurt okay great i'll get to the point quickly it's break time bye
15:23hello and welcome back to taskmaster before the break they were trying to work out what five things i
15:28had on my side of the divider using only one of their senses we've seen anya guessing with her
15:34smell maizey and reese with their taste and now finally it's phil and sanjeev's turn with their ears
15:42oh god it's not going to be at the most convenient height well i called you up there just tell me
15:47where you want me to be i just want to grow ow right who is this designed for that looks perfect what
15:52are you ready to start listening i'm ready well here's item number one ready to listen carefully yep
16:03but it could be oh god is it a mossy walk a mossy walk yeah no scrap that it's a
16:13it sounds like a scourer like a green scourer a green scourer rough scourer
16:19i didn't have to be the color is it no i'm gonna go cleaning cloth next item
16:24oh i don't like it dice what sort of dice small small dice okay a brush of some kind a brush
16:33hard bristled brush a hard bristled brush yeah right so we're going down the cleaning route so far
16:38yeah item number three
16:49are you still there sanjeev yeah just a bit i don't know i don't understand what the rubbing is
16:55is it a stapler fabric stapler a what stapler that's not a thing is it what am i writing down
17:02fabric stapler please okay your ears a bit low
17:05grabby thing that sounds like a grabby thing with a spring am i writing down grabby thing yeah you
17:14might as well i've got anything better metallic grabby thing a metallic grabby thing yeah all right
17:20so number four listen very carefully to this oh
17:22i don't know it's a comb no toothbrush what's the adjective child's toothbrush a scourer a plastic
17:35scale plastic scourer lovely final item
17:43it's really relaxing sounds like a small fountain that you find in a massage parlour apparently
17:50you know it could be a ping pong ball could be a big book or a bat it's a caveter it's one of those
17:58water things the duck the bird that keeps dipping that's toy yeah that's a that's a straw moving a
18:04ping pong ball in a jar of water wow very specific that one would you like to hear any again no
18:12no thank you thanks very much thank you well so i thought it was going to be a total disaster with
18:22your first guest mossy walk we've all been on one but the big one he landed the big fish fabric stapler
18:30wow just with his ears thank you hello there was a period where you were very still and your head was
18:38against it and i genuinely thought you were fully asleep i had passed out uh and then i was awoken
18:46by a strange noise was it metallic grabby thing yeah in a way that does describe a stapler doesn't it
18:52i'm going to give you 2.5 marks for metallic grabby thing
18:57very generous of you thank you well i guess that means that sanjeef you got two and a half
19:01points you're in last place so you get one actual point blaze of glory
19:07and yeah you get two points phil you get three points
19:11maizey you come second you get four points in first place he scored seven and a half points
19:16it's reese shearsmith who nicked human teeth to victory let's see the scoreboard well we're in
19:26familiar territory sanjeef's in last place on three but at the top it's reese and maizey on nine points
19:30wow very good another task right away please okay i have the first team task for you greg
19:41and it's going to be super
19:52hello alex hello maizey what can you see two ducks in a bath it's it's difficult to remember
20:07what was here before innit in a way yeah it is from hi hi reese how are you yeah good thanks
20:17nice to nice to meet you nice to meet you all right yeah yeah yeah you all right reese maizey
20:21maizey reese hi how are you yeah very well very well you're a team we're a team we're gonna be a team
20:27this is exciting oh i thought you were a task like i thought you were no i'm a real person
20:32this duck is wearing the same clothes as me so the ducks are all of us oh hello hello i'm anya hi
20:41nice to meet you no hey hello oh hey guys hello hello hello hello first time mate meeting yeah the
20:54three of you are a team i feel like a part of a family finally there's a task behind you what
21:01oh go on do you want to look at it shall i know you do it each team member must hook a duck silently read
21:08the duck's superpower then use that superpower for the next task in 10 minutes from now
21:15at no point may you tell your teammates your superpower your time starts now okay so let me
21:21get this straight we've got a superpower that's coming but we don't say we don't know what that
21:25is and in the meantime we do hook it up yes you must stay behind that red line please
21:28pretty pretty cool guy on there yeah he's like george michael isn't he write his superpower on the
21:41little clipboard you have two minutes your time starts now why is it meant to be you because of its
21:48gap in its teeth oh soz oh it is actually you got your abs and your crotch i think that's a good
21:59superpower come on here we go are you ready yeah okay i've got it who have you got amazing sorry
22:08oh oh no phil don't show each other your superpowers but have a read rotate slowly and powerfully
22:20to thwart evil to morph into george michael at any given moment turn any family member into a weapon by a
22:30look your fingers are a vacuum cleaner you can tell when anyone lies okay the next task will start
22:41in eight minutes please go into the house and prepare yourselves i mean there's a lot going on in this
22:51isn't there but i i think i understand they've all got superpowers now and they'd previously
22:57made up the superpowers themselves that's right well we can see another introduction video if you
23:01want that's what i was hoping for let's do it here we go come on race ah welcome team oh
23:11oh i remember this guy yeah shall we go for it let's have a look what is that it's cake is it
23:16alex on a meringue remove the most flour from the tray without touching flour with your hands or moving
23:24little little alex horn if little little alex horn moves at any point you are disqualified no you
23:32must take it in turns to remove flour and you must employ your superpowers there's a bonus point for
23:39the contestant who employs their superpower most effectively most flour in the bowl wins you have
23:45a maximum of 15 minutes your time starts now so you can stop at any time oh all right so we need to
23:52know when to tap out exactly so when you say you can't move him does it what about his cape or if it
23:56flaps well what if his cape flaps is that movement i'm going to be watching his body we asked you about
24:02the cape flaps can we avoid the term cape flap it's out of the bag the cape may flap
24:12i mean i'm amazed to watch them some adults debating whether cape flaps are movement in a human being
24:19i enjoyed it so it's a very big build-up for this but we're not going to see what happens
24:23till after the break greg oh my god and the part two anyone yes please
24:38hello thank you and welcome back to part three of taskmaster and tonight i'm going to part three like
24:44it's 1999 before the break they each selected a superpower they had previously created and now
24:55they have to use those powers while removing as much flour as possible without toppling the super
24:59little alex horn figurine here's how they all got on he can't move and we've got to get all that
25:05flower into there yeah and deploy the superpower yeah do you think that we will be able to do it yeah
25:09i don't i think you're lying anyway what do you mean i don't know i've just got what i've got
25:19that's good why don't uh sanjeev's already yeah good idea oh that's good yeah what is the
25:26scientific way that he would be not falling well maybe i can help hello hi is that andrew
25:35it is yes hi uh this is your brother phil so uh we've got a tiny version of alex hall i'm going
25:45to get the flower away without him moving uh telekinesis that's not going to work um thanks
25:52though is that your half half brother step brother what makes you think we were stepbrother that's my
25:58fault really really yeah yeah why just didn't sound right i know i think we panicked how come
26:04we've got such good items for this very time i know i'm really happy here do you think somebody
26:10knew what the tasks were do you think there's been some foul play no and i know that to be true
26:15because i know that to be true um can i prepare my superpower to go after phil do whatever you want
26:22is that the superpower yeah that's probably the most so far actually back to sanjeev i've got an
26:32idea i'm going to use this as a straight hedge and then we can scoop that without worrying about yeah
26:42hello so andrew sanjeev is using a uh a letter now to move the flower does that sound like a good
26:48idea yes thanks to you later you are my brother though aren't you i can confirm i'm your actual
26:53brother yes fully fully you don't need to know all the details see you bro oh that looks good that's
27:03it this is good reese you've got a good momentum going this is my son come on boy be good for daddy
27:11okay come on boy this is your son is it phil yeah tarquin there's old tarquin he's got his dad's eyes
27:20oh alex can i have my big one big one now please
27:26that's the suck is it oh you've got seven i'm gonna go for these
27:41i think we've done quite well i think we've done quite well we're all hot all time oh
27:52now that's the timer oh we're about 15 seconds away from completing the task
28:00i'm happy with that thanks team bye-bye thanks guys
28:02i am tempted to spend the whole time discussing why anya doubts the bloodline of phil's family
28:13i just thought the conversation felt quite stilted no offense macy you had a better super power for
28:19the job yeah and you were certainly very excited when you realized have we got still yes
28:24but looking at you guys like you you were really powering ahead we were slow yeah i think you had a
28:32better strategy oh the slow and steady science-based approach yeah delighted like an aesop's fable it
28:38really was and i had a little nap in the middle both teams absolutely failed so it's simply this there
28:45is a bonus point for the contestant who employs their superpower most effectively slow steady powerful i'm
28:50going to give sanjeev the bonus point okay so zero zero zero zero one point for sanjeev
28:58do you have another task alec please i'm sure i can pull one out of the bag for you greg here we go
29:10lovely floral print your sort of thing what's this we're in the dome you got a bag yeah
29:24do i look in it what are you looking for a task you want the task yeah sure make a wish
29:30make a wish make a wish yeah why would i make a wish make the task appear i wish a task appeared
29:40that's it keep wishing oh my god that's so magical oh god i wish a task would appear
29:55a funny little way to start the task take the most surprising thing out of this bag this is a mary
30:12poppins thing i've just got it showed a big bag you have a maximum of 15 minutes your time starts now
30:21take the most surprising thing out of this bag take the most surprising thing out of this
30:31bag shall i go get things put them in and that be surprised when they come out again exactly that
30:37just don't understand the task take the most surprising thing i could put stuff in the bag to
30:50take out okay that's what you do isn't it
30:55fascinating what this show does isn't it i know for a fact that maisie is a incredibly intelligent woman
31:02and yet she came across there as a new coronation street character who's adorable but thick
31:10it's just the pressure the pressure it just does something to you okay let's um let's crack up
31:17okay they've got to take something surprising out of the bag here is anya and sanya sanji
31:22here we go chicken there's a chicken in the bag chicken in the bag okay thanks anya very surprising
31:34one more thing oh there's a can in the chicken in the bag you sound surprised i am
31:48going to get a can opener all right i can't wait ladies and gentlemen
32:01in the blue corner we have
32:06ingomar johansen the great scandinavian boxer what do you think might be inside this can beans
32:14what is it jam jam it comes off surprise and uh what will you find in the great ingomar johansen's
32:30boxing glove i don't know his hand thank you anya jam in a can in a chicken in a bag let's just check
32:39if there's anything inside this jam look at that so there was a bean in the can but by the time that
32:54we came around to it that was surprising thank you anya but wait surely there can't be anything inside
33:00inside this little bean
33:05oh message inside the bean inside the bean
33:15greg i am your daughter
33:19i knew it i knew it that's why i was so comfortable seeing your nose yeah in my nose
33:26my york in 1998. tell me about it oh my god well they're both good i mean uh to mention a swedish
33:34boxer he won the world title in 59 60. something like that yeah yeah of course i was surprised to
33:41have him referenced i was so was i yeah i was surprised that his severed hand was in the club
33:46and most of all i was surprised i think sanjee was enjoying himself during that time
33:51but i have to say anya's one is one of the best things i've ever seen so there is that i mean i
33:57was impressed when uh you had jam in a can up a chicken's cloaca
34:04before i find out that you're my beloved daughter
34:08yeah it's just quite a journey i think for both of us but it's nice to finally be reunited yeah it's
34:15great i don't really want to hang out though a boxer and a daughter want to see some more i want
34:21to see more than a boxer and a daughter all right okay next it's two people who sound like four people
34:26maizey adam phil ellis
34:40you're looking pretty surprised alex right
34:58right right i'll just tip it back i suppose is it
35:13oh there was a donkey dressed as a chicken in the bag with a french lady on there a donkey dressed
35:27as a chicken in a feather boa with a french lady in a um hawaiian bra and a accordion well i wasn't
35:33expecting that no thank you maizey surprising well i thought it might be a fish that's not the
35:47surprising bit just gotta gut it
35:55now that's the surprising bit it's great there we are well thank you very much
36:03so maizey was a surprising chicken donkey french hawaiian accordion player we yeah
36:12but i wasn't really that surprised because i could see you straight away honestly we can just
36:17skip through yeah okay so everyone knows that a lot of fishing rods are extendable so when you
36:24started doing that old trick i thought this is disappointing that's not at all surprising
36:28and then when there was a fish on the end of the line i thought that's a bit disappointing
36:32yeah and that's when you hit me with the big surprise you found a photograph of me
36:36where i'm quite clearly hammered yeah and vulnerable some would say that was the night i was conceived
36:43so the photo we can see the photo here just so you know greg your teeth there it's actually
36:56your date of birth on your teeth and it's your phone number on your arm my actual phone number
37:01yeah that's why we blurred it slide oh that's good but i've got it anya if you want it okay yeah
37:06it's break time once more in the final part of the show the winner will head home with the treaty of
37:11versailles tucked under one arm a replica womb under the other and a deep-booted sense that time is
37:17running out and they should hold their loved ones a little bit closer see you in a bit
37:31welcome back to the final part of the show where people are pulling things out of bags yes they have
37:37to do that because you told them to do that with a typed letter sealed with wax and people very rarely
37:41question the logic of what is the main principle of the show there's just one person left to see
37:46and it's reese shearsmith a bag surprising yes yes oh what is this
38:11oh all right all right
38:22dartboard oh baby head i'm sorry but i didn't find anyone to have expected that
38:34glass came below interesting
38:36uh hit the spot with a bone to pick from the pea-brained baby surprising solve the riddle hit
38:45the spot well this is a target so you know what would target this a plate that would a plate of food
38:53that would hit the spot who knows let's see what the next part of the riddle is though with the bone to
38:58pick who knows the bone to pick we've got a plate perhaps somehow this well i never
39:06a bone that becomes a spoon i'm sorry but that's a surprise
39:11and uh the pea-brained baby well now the pea-brain
39:16on a petite
39:23a bit surprising isn't it oh yeah i was expecting that way i wasn't
39:28all right there ain't got anything to go with this anything else in the bag
39:41oh yeah
39:44ah lovely
39:44i'd say that was very surprising get out yeah one bag wow okay thanks reese
39:56this is okay see you later see you later
40:06that was brilliant brilliant so it's a clown man mopping up baby brains in the baguette
40:13yeah pretty much brilliant wow god what a drama it looks extravagant okay
40:19got some points i guess so yes well we know what the least surprising thing from the bag was it
40:23was maizey no one's going to get two points because i think there was a considerable jumping
40:28quality after maize let's say three points to sanjeeves that i enjoyed immensely right uh four
40:35points to phil and the baby brains and discovering i've got a daughter i couldn't separate
40:42they both horrified me and you're pleased and i'm pleased thank you daddy
40:52five points to anya and five points to reese
40:58let us glance at the scores once more yes well anya and maize are in joint second on 10
41:02but in the lead with 14 points is reese
41:04yes okay please stay right where you are for the final task of the show
41:23hello everyone hello alex who's going to read the task maizey's going to read the task please maizey
41:30guess how many things the task master's assistant has on him worst answer is eliminated but there is
41:40a bonus of five actual points if you are exactly 10 out at any time last player standing wins
41:49what what shall we explain it yes there's going to be four rounds so i'm going to go behind that
41:55screen and come out with some things you've got to work out or guess how many of those things i've
42:01got on me right okay 10 away at any point you get five genuine points for the actual show
42:07oh are you ready for oh hello sorry yes i may have a nap during this
42:13unfortunately even if you're out you do have to carry on in case you get this bonus
42:17ah i know tricky
42:20would you like me to go behind the screen go behind the screen it's time for round one
42:24okay the first category how many babies has alex got on him
42:34can alex spin around alex can't spin around holding babies
42:39reveal your baby guesses 14 13 16 3 12. i can tell you that none of you are 10 above
42:48i will now reveal the number of babies that alex has on him five
42:54i'm afraid i'm afraid phil you were the furthest away what an emotional roller coaster and so phil is
43:07eliminated oh thank you and will you hold your baby to show you're out of course i won't round two the
43:17category is forks oh god please guess the amount of forks that alex has on him starting now
43:29phil you can still guess if you get cannibal but you get five bonus points oh don't do it
43:34oh god i didn't listen please reveal your fork scores now we have 23 13 18 16 and 60 from sanjeev
43:44i can tell you that no one no one exactly exactly 10 away from the fork count there are 15 forks
43:57on the trail 15 but what's under the cloche sanjeev oh could there be 35
44:04forks under here for 45. 45. marbles
44:15sanjeev you're eliminated there were only 15 forks excellent
44:18sanjeev's eliminated
44:26the catch key for round three is belts oh oh oh dear
44:31how many belts does he have oh this is how are we meant to know
44:39you're not meant to know reese stop belting please reveal your belt answers
44:46three zero five four 14. okay i'll crack straight in and tell you that no one has got the bonus five
44:53points no one is exactly 10 away and i can reveal the amount of belts alex has on is
44:58one only one belt it's big but it's a karate belt
45:05reese is eliminated
45:14just like you threw me away
45:16the final round yes final round the big one
45:25the big one
45:27birds
45:32how many birds does alex have
45:34so
45:39please reveal your bird counts
45:42someone here has got exactly 10 away
45:49again a sweet five points because there are four birds on our legs
45:55three takes five points
46:04so anya wins the task oh you also get five points
46:09so
46:17what a rush
46:20wow it was almost too mysterious oh my god the adrenaline
46:25the adrenaline's coursing through my veins well phil was the worst of it he gets one point
46:30sanjeev got two points maizey four and your five but reese he grabbed the bonus five points he gets a total of eight points
46:41scoreboard yes well it means that in joint last place it's phil and sanjeev on nine but with a huge 22
46:47two points the winner is reese shearsmith
46:52reese shearsmith has won
46:54please have your sales and claim your things are hard to explain
47:01it's reese
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