Jason is a Sex Coach

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00:00It really shock you if you found out that like Jason had a sex coaching business on the side

00:09and that we finally like we discovered because then his whole life's a lie because he says he

00:13doesn't have well you don't have to have sex to be a coach it's kind of like if you can't do you

00:17teach you know what I mean you can't do you teach an incredible discovery for this show it would be

00:23if you were a sex coach on the side that would blow up this show it's crazy you would have known

00:29why somebody would have found it or I would have told you at some point why would I have kept my

00:35sex coaching secret because it's like your double life yeah dirty little secret yeah yeah it's my

00:43secret Dave I think sex if I did that one bananas okay that one push-up that thrust push-up I think

00:51that'd be it for me I you wouldn't be able to recover I think my back would just sort of snap

00:56in the middle I was violent I remember getting a massage a couple years ago and because my back

01:02was sore and they had like a pillow underneath my stomach at when you were laying on your stomach

01:08and then when they turn over they asked you to push up so they can remove the pillow okay right yeah

01:15but the way I put my back was like in so much pain the way I pushed up I was like oh my god he finished

01:22no like don't be gross I just slipped like down because it hurt so much it gave out on you

01:28I'd hate to do the same style video of like my sex moves which would just there's only two really

01:39I don't want to know your sex moves well the one is almost like a plank it's all yeah well they

01:45don't have to do it long it's like the world's shortest plank that I have to do so I'm not

01:51crushing someone like dinosaur arms but then really it's just it'd be just my butt sort of moving you

01:57know like it wouldn't be any kind of real not a lot of not a lot of thrust just sort of like a little

02:03bit of a butt move so a tiny plank with a butt move yeah I could be like laying on a pillow and

02:08just a little butt little butt move that's all I got