Jason is a Sex Coach

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2 days ago

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00:00What are you doing now, Chuck?

00:01Well, with 17 flavors of 5-Hour Energy, it's kind of hard to decide, so I'm playing Spin the Bottle.

00:07What? Are you 12?

00:10Look, it's pointed right at you.

00:13Get away from me. Get away from me!

00:23Listener in Tampa thinks that they found Jason's side hustle.

00:28Oh, yeah. What do we got today, Dave?

00:32Sex coach.

00:34Me?

00:35Yeah.

00:36As I tell you, we're going to win this, boys.

00:38Listen, you're in pretty good shape. This guy is in better shape than you, but he's teaching you how to make your dick stronger.

00:45That's right.

00:46No, he looks... You get these glasses, dude.

00:49Leon.

00:50And you two could be twins, I will say that.

00:53But I can't be a sex coach.

00:54Sure you can.

00:55I can't.

00:56Are you ready?

00:57Yes.

00:57This is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com. You've got to go see Jason as a sex coach. It's amazing.

01:03Here we...

01:03Yeah.

01:06It's you, dude.

01:08It's you, man.

01:09Oh, my God. It is you.

01:10It is you.

01:11Same body.

01:12We get stuff all the time.

01:14Same body all the time.

01:15And it's like, oh, yeah. Kind of looks like somebody...

01:17This is you, man. This is you as a dick coach.

01:21I think you think that because the guy's on his knees. He's not standing up.

01:26Maybe.

01:26Whatever.

01:27But anyway, here's his exercises you can do if you want a more muscular banana.

01:33Whoa.

01:33He's checking it out.

01:38He's teaching you the pelvic exercises you need to do.

01:44There you go, Jason.

01:45You should recreate that.

01:46I can't do that.

01:48I can't do it.

01:50Not today.

01:51I only need to do that.

01:52There we go.

01:53The hump.

01:54Yeah.

01:54Let's call this one the hump.

01:56Yeah.

01:58Get her.

02:00Oh, no.

02:01This one.

02:02Oh, wow.

02:02That's weird.

02:04I don't know.

02:04I hate that.

02:09Okay.

02:09There we go.

02:10And touch it.

02:11And touch it.

02:14Four sets of that.

02:16Okay.

02:17And then, oh, what is this one?

02:20What do you call that?

02:21Pile driver.

02:22Straight down.

02:23It's music.

02:24I know.

02:25It's real sexual.

02:26Super sexual.

02:26And then spread the legs.

02:29That's the cork right there.

02:33I'd be in so much pain.

02:37And there you go.

02:38That's how to get.

02:39Good job, Jason.

02:39And D as strong as this.

02:42Strong as your forearm.

02:43There you go.

02:44As soon as my back heals, I'll do one for you.

02:46All right.

02:47I can't do it today.

02:48Come on, though.

02:48You have to admit there's similarities.

02:50Yeah, he's bald and he's got like an orange-ish beard.

02:51Yes.

02:52And a ginger beard.

02:52And I have a set of those glasses that Rowan bought as a joke one time.

02:57So maybe I'll bring those in.

02:58Okay.

02:59I mean, he is shredded.

03:00I am not.

03:02And he is hairless.

03:04I am not.

03:05Right.

03:05He is greased up.

03:06Does he have anything?

03:08You are not.

03:08I'm not.

03:10Not right now.

03:10He can grease you up.

03:12We'll get you greased.

03:13He'll get you shaved.

03:13Cord will shave you.

03:14Yeah.

03:15Al will grease you up.

03:15And I can handle the shave myself.

03:18It's always more fun if you're like someone else.

03:20Yeah, exactly.

03:21There he is.

03:22He's already firing up.

03:23The trimmer.

03:24Shaving boy.

03:25I think he's taking the grease job, too.

03:27Oh, yeah.

03:28Oh, Al backed out of the grease.

03:29Oh, yeah.

03:30Well, you know.

03:32You can.

03:33He's some coach from some foreign land that a listener, Javier, found online.

03:40Just thought.

03:41Some foreign land.

03:41You know that language, Dave.

03:42Yeah, exactly.

03:44I got to watch this guy.

03:45You got to see more of him?

03:46Yeah, that video right.

03:47No, the middle one.

03:48This one?

03:48Yeah.

03:49Oh, sciatica.

03:50Sciatica.

03:50Because Jason has sciatica.

03:51Oh, you do?

03:52I think so.

03:53I can't walk.

03:53You can teach yourself how to fix yourself here.

03:56That's me.

03:56I walk just like that.

03:57Yeah, you were walking like that yesterday.

03:59With the glasses off, he doesn't look like you as much with the glasses on.

04:02I knew he wouldn't.

04:04There you go.

04:04You got one of these?

04:05Is that just a towel?

04:07Yeah.

04:08You got to pull your leg towards the elbow.

04:10Will this get me a rock hard banana, too?

04:12Or is this not?

04:13No, no.

04:13You can tell.

04:14This is not sciatica.

04:15This is all about sciatica.

04:16It's nothing to do with your banana.

04:17This is the one right here that fixed mine, I think, when I had it one time.

04:21You twist the leg over the leg.

04:22That one is just incredible.

04:24And I think I did this one, too.

04:26I see similarities.

04:26Like, there's some ways his head turns.

04:29Yeah.

04:30Or even, like, from behind.

04:32Whoa.

04:32What I thought was.

04:33Like, the back of his bald head and, like, the beard pops up.

04:35Like, the smile a bit.

04:37Yeah.

04:37Is like you.

04:38That's what got me.

04:40It's not bad.

04:41You get those shades on?

04:43Dude, I could be that bad.

04:44You're like his hairy cousin.

04:47We should do something together.

04:48I'm sure he shaves it all.

04:50Yeah, he probably does.

04:51Oh, he's got a shaving boy.

04:53100% he has a shaving boy.

04:54Yeah, absolutely.

04:56Yeah.

04:57Yeah.

04:58But anyways, he's out there.

05:00And if you want to see Jason's fitter cousin who's a sex coach, you can check him out at

05:06DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

05:07Would it really shock you if you found out that, like, Jason had a sex coaching business

05:11on the side and that we finally, like, we discovered his sex.

05:14Yes, because then his whole life's a lie because he says he doesn't have sex.

05:17Well, you don't have to have sex to be a coach.

05:19It's kind of like if you can't do, you teach.

05:21You know what I mean?

05:21You can't do, you teach.

05:23It would be an incredible discovery for this show.

05:25It would be if you were a sex coach on the side, that would blow up the show.

05:31It's crazy.

05:31You would have known.

05:33Why?

05:34Somebody would have found it or I would have told you at some point.

05:37Yeah, that's true.

05:37Why would I have kept my sex coaching secret?

05:39Because it's like your double life.

05:41It's a dirty little secret.

05:42Yeah.

05:43It's a dirty little secret.

05:44Yeah.

05:45Yeah.

05:45It's my secret, Dave.

05:47I think.

05:48If I did that one push-up, that thrust push-up, I think that'd be it for me.

05:56You wouldn't be able to recover?

05:57No, I think my back would just sort of snap in the middle.

06:01It was violent.

06:02I remember getting a massage a couple years ago because my back was sore.

06:06And they had like a pillow underneath my stomach when you were laying on your stomach.

06:11And then when they turn over, they asked you to push up so they can remove the pillow.

06:17Okay.

06:17Right?

06:18Yeah.

06:18But the way I put it, my back was like in so much pain.

06:21The way I pushed up, I was like, ah!

06:23They're like, oh my God, he finished.

06:25No, like, don't be gross.

06:27I just slipped like down because it hurt so much.

06:30It gave out on you.

06:32It's embarrassing.

06:32I'd hate to do the same style video of like my sex moves, which would just, there's only

06:41two, really.

06:43I don't want to know your sex moves.

06:45Well, the one is almost like a plank.

06:47Short video.

06:48Yeah.

06:48Well, they don't have to do it long.

06:50It's like the world's shortest plank that I have to do so I'm not crushing someone.

06:55Oh, like dinosaur arms?

06:56But then really, it's just, it'd be just my butt sort of moving, you know, like it wouldn't

07:01be any kind of real, not a lot of, not a lot of thrust, just sort of like a little bit

07:06of a butt move.

07:06So a tiny plank with a butt move.

07:09Yeah.

07:09I could be like laying on a pillow and just a little butt, little butt move.

07:13That's all I got.

07:14That's all you got.

07:15I'm like super, I'm like more for seniors.

07:19Senior sex moves?

07:20Yeah.

07:21My workout program.

07:24Wasn't there, oh, you could do like that.

07:26What was the Richard dance?

07:27You sweat into the oldies.

07:29Oh, wow.

07:29Yeah.

07:30Sex into the oldies.

07:31Oh, wow.

07:33Anyway.

07:33Yeah.

07:34Enjoy.

07:35If you want to check out a man that looks like Jason doing sexual moves.

07:39Oh my God.

07:40There's going to be some guys that do.

07:41Yeah.

07:42You're right.

07:42Yeah.

07:42They will.

07:43Yeah.

07:43Dave and Chuck the freak.com is where the video is posted.

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