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No Gamble, No Future Season 7 Episode 10
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00:00Tonight on No Gamble, No Future, Jennifer Tilly makes an offer to the dealer.
00:05If I get a club, you get $1,000 cold hard cash.
00:09Club!
00:11Jen, you need to want it less.
00:13But sometimes when you scream at the flop, it makes it happen.
00:15Space!
00:25Let's get to it. It's time for No Gamble, No Future.
00:30And with that, we welcome you to the Poker Go studio in Las Vegas.
00:48He is Brent Hanks. I am Jeff Platt.
00:50This is No Gamble, No Future presented by PokerStars.
00:55Brent, so many familiar faces in this lineup, I would say, as we get ready to roll with 5,100 blinds.
01:01I don't recognize any of them.
01:03Not one person.
01:04Well, they've all been here before.
01:06Okay, fine. Jennifer Tilly.
01:07Jennifer Tilly.
01:08Three coins.
01:09Three coins.
01:10Chicago. Let's just call them all Chicago.
01:12The Chicago crew.
01:14And Lightning and Rips are here as well.
01:16I've seen that advertised.
01:18It's really good.
01:18Oh, yeah, the point forward or going forward or something like that.
01:22Playing point. Playing point. That's what it's called.
01:24It's called Running Point.
01:25It's actually a funny show.
01:26Okay, shout out Kate Hudson.
01:28Nice show.
01:29Is it a good show?
01:30Yeah, good show.
01:31So it's number one on Netflix.
01:34Chet Hanks, by the way, cousin of mine.
01:36Yeah.
01:37He's a star.
01:38He's on Netflix in the show.
01:40And Running Point.
01:41My sister's on Netflix, so we both have siblings or family members.
01:49And what a shocker.
01:50These guys are all just gambling right away out of the gate.
01:55Three coin.
01:56Three bits to 700.
01:57Not going to clear the field.
02:01What were you guys last night?
02:03No, we were drinking here.
02:04Oh, here.
02:05Okay, that's not funny.
02:06We drink like King, Jack, Deuce.
02:11It's top pair for Lightning.
02:12It's top pair for three coin.
02:14And one pair in this game, usually.
02:16Good enough to rock and roll out.
02:17Probably going to be a four-way all-in somehow.
02:21Okay.
02:21I hate when I'm playing a hand.
02:22I shouldn't be playing anyway.
02:23And then someone raises them.
02:25I'm like, I can't fold.
02:26What if I hit?
02:26That is, I believe that's an overbet.
02:29One-tenth of my stack.
02:30If there's 3,000, I'd call.
02:32Three coin, 3,000, I'd probably call.
02:34But, yeah.
02:35A little too rich for me.
02:36That's too much money.
02:37But Lightning's got top pair.
02:38What do you do with this rowdy bunch?
02:41Sticking it in prey, I guess?
02:44Look at that.
02:45Does make the call.
02:47Bingo.
02:48Here it comes.
02:48I think we're starting off slow.
02:50Yeah, yeah.
02:50It does turn a five.
02:53Let's push it, Ali.
02:54Oh, this is another bad beat.
02:56Right off the bat, we're all in.
02:59Oh, wow.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:00Lightning gets there.
03:01Not over yet.
03:02Lightning, you did it again.
03:03We knew it.
03:04The 5,000.
03:05Yeah, so it's there.
03:05First off, we're not over yet.
03:07Right.
03:08You can always use that plaque.
03:09It's a good time to use that plaque.
03:10You never know.
03:11Randy says no.
03:12He's a one-time kind of guy.
03:14Randy likes running at once.
03:15I've never seen you go twice.
03:16Three coin will need a greener, Jack.
03:18Can 3 coin catch a break?
03:20Don't do it.
03:21River card is a 10.
03:23That is a quick double for Lightning.
03:25One hand in quick.
03:26One and done.
03:27The 5 could be a bingo card.
03:28Should be 43.
03:29I mean, when he bet out 5,000, I think he had a feeling and then spiked the 5 right around.
03:33Save his card on the turn, man.
03:34Just spiked the 5 ball on the turn.
03:37That works for Lightning.
03:38I don't play tournaments anymore.
03:39I have a 6-cash player.
03:40Plays big tournaments as well.
03:42He was so hot.
03:42Won a 25K in Florida.
03:44That Lucky Hearts poker open.
03:45He just kicked my ass and laughed.
03:46But I made it to 10th, and I don't play.
03:49It was all good players, but it was a blast.
03:51It was one of those tournaments where I was drinking and had chips.
03:53Oh, and he was having fun.
03:54Not being a jerk.
03:55It was just hilarious.
03:56I can't believe we lost Helmuth.
03:59I can't.
04:00Anytime anybody dangles, I think they dangle a private plane in front of you.
04:04Exactly.
04:05He stops on the plane.
04:05He doesn't care about it.
04:06Pathetic.
04:06Exactly.
04:07You know what?
04:08That's probably true.
04:09I can take some video on the plane.
04:10Just so he can tell me about it later.
04:12He lost us.
04:12I was on so.
04:13That's right.
04:13He lost the plane.
04:15Yeah, the guy, he and Brazil God, Luis, Lord Vamos, hit and run this game all because
04:22they've got courtside seats at the Warriors and a private plane out of here.
04:27Pathetic.
04:28But it made for good TV.
04:30Yeah, yeah.
04:32With their private plane accommodations, they could have still shown up, played for three
04:35or four hours.
04:36Right.
04:37Right.
04:37Flown to San Francisco, caught the game.
04:39You think we would ever give up this responsibility for courtside seats at an M.
04:46Back to the action.
04:48Ace, queen, deuce.
04:50Top pair.
04:51Lightning through to the Royal.
04:54All right.
04:54Another three-way all-in, I suppose.
04:58Oh.
04:58Well, the turn is a five as Jen just spikes it.
05:07Got herself the wheel.
05:09I don't even have it.
05:10And Pink is in a ton of trouble.
05:13He's never folded top pair in his life.
05:17The earthy undertones, the smooth draw, just enough kick to give her the high and the low.
05:23It's real rounders.
05:25Okay.
05:26Nice.
05:27400 more?
05:27You got those purples back there.
05:28How many more?
05:29400 more.
05:31Oh, I have the big money.
05:32Yeah, you got purples.
05:33My big chips are in the back, like Alex Carelli.
05:36Wow.
05:37Oh, wow.
05:38Shots fired.
05:38Torella catches a string.
05:41Oh, I love Cletus.
05:42He's the best.
05:43Holy shit.
05:44Fires.
05:45River eight.
05:46Baby.
05:47Okay.
05:47I'm all in.
05:48Wow.
05:49Oh, she found those purples.
05:50How much more is that?
05:51I probably just have to call.
05:52Not much more.
05:53Yeah.
05:53Well, it's actually used a lot of time.
05:55Talk them into it, Jen.
05:57Yeah, I just can't believe this game has no action.
05:59No all-ins yet.
06:00Only two hands in.
06:01That's what I want to eat.
06:04That's what I want to eat.
06:04I like it.
06:05Hey, spin it up.
06:07Now can Tilly get paid off on the river?
06:09Pink not somebody who likes to fold.
06:12I mean, nobody in this game really likes to fold.
06:146,875.
06:15I don't mind giving you the money.
06:22You know, I'm trying to go discreet.
06:24Yeah, yeah.
06:24Discretion is about it.
06:26I wish I checked the river.
06:27What do you beat, Pink?
06:29A bluff?
06:29You got it?
06:30There's the call, and she does indeed have it.
06:33I get shot at it.
06:35Everybody's making dreams break on the turn here today.
06:37The fives are big.
06:39Dude, outstanding call.
06:40Two hands, two all-ins, one double-up for Jennifer Tilly.
06:44No.
06:44Oscar-nominated actress.
06:47The Real Housewife at Beverly Hills.
06:50I believe it's going to be a five.
06:52And the World Series of Poker Braceal winner.
06:55Put her in the Hall of Fame already.
06:58What are we waiting on?
06:59Put Tilly in.
06:59Already in the Women in Poker Hall of Fame.
07:01Next stop, Poker Hall of Fame.
07:03I mean, make it official.
07:04You kind of knew it was coming, though.
07:06Fives are hot on the turn.
07:07When you know it's coming.
07:07Guys, at 2.30, you can add on whatever you want.
07:09I said, it seems like where you left off yesterday.
07:13I said, my hands are off yesterday.
07:14I said, this is where you left off yesterday.
07:16Yeah.
07:16In my home game, like, once it gets to a certain time, everyone's doing it.
07:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:20We like to have a happy mind.
07:21Chipped in nominations brought to you by PokerStars, Greens 25s, Black Sundos.
07:25I know.
07:26We've got like another seven hours to go.
07:28Those flags were $5,000 each.
07:30You know, after you win a big pot, it's good to try and short the pot.
07:35That's true, yeah.
07:36Short your blinds.
07:37Sometimes they let the winner get away with that.
07:39I have to spend $3,000.
07:40She's like, oh, I got $5,000.
07:44Nice hand.
07:45When she called for less, I got worried.
07:47I bet the river anyways.
07:48When I called for less, yeah.
07:51Nice hand.
07:52Oh, yeah.
07:53Jen pulled out all the moves in that app.
07:56It's like 15, I'll call for 11.
07:59He did straddle.
07:59This has nothing to do with the last hand.
08:01800.
08:02That is the easiest shovel of my life.
08:04Pink goes back to work with a premium.
08:06Easiest shovel of my life here.
08:07Yeah, I'll just go all in.
08:08How do you not love that?
08:08I don't want to be.
08:09Freddie just jams with the A6 for 10K.
08:12Hold on, hold on.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:15This might be a four-way.
08:17Prypes with 10.
08:19He's breathing.
08:20I mean, you know.
08:22A four-way.
08:23If he didn't go for it on the button, I don't want to talk about it.
08:26You know, there's action behind.
08:28Oh, no, you can say what you want.
08:31Let's see.
08:31Come on, baby.
08:32Oh, that's a good one.
08:35All right, I fold.
08:36I got a named hand.
08:37Yeah, damn it.
08:38What about you?
08:39Pink.
08:40Is it big slick?
08:42No.
08:43He's got a big slick.
08:43No, it's your best friend, you loser.
08:47I will go twice.
08:48Am I live?
08:49No, we're going once.
08:51Am I live?
08:51You have three-five?
08:52Yeah.
08:53Yeah, you're alive.
08:54You don't have a pair?
08:55No.
08:56All right.
08:56All right.
08:57Makes the call with the five-three.
08:59Let's play for 20K.
09:01This is unbelievable.
09:02I didn't have a choice.
09:03Didn't have a choice, really.
09:05I've been king.
09:06Yeah, he has lurch.
09:07Six.
09:08I knew it.
09:09Five-three.
09:10Five-three offsuit.
09:11No problem.
09:11Freddie's paying up the prepay.
09:15It's about a two-to-one favorite.
09:16It has to be offsuit.
09:18Don't even run it out.
09:18I like yourself.
09:19Oh, it has to be offsuit.
09:20Yeah, it has to be offsuit.
09:21I'm rooting for five-three.
09:23The diaper, but they play the dirty diaper.
09:25It's offsuit.
09:25I'm partial to the suited.
09:27Ooh.
09:27Nine-eight-four.
09:29Keep it clean, man.
09:30Come on.
09:31Please.
09:31Deuce three is the deuce seven.
09:33One time, right, boys?
09:34A couple hundred each.
09:35I love it.
09:35That's a hard core.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38Turns and A's.
09:40Overall good for Freddie, but Pink does have the wheel draw.
09:43Definitely not.
09:44Two on the river.
09:46That would be sick.
09:47What are you doing, you moron?
09:49You just jinx yourself.
09:50He's not going to.
09:51Can Pink spike it on the river?
09:54Deuce.
09:54Watch, deuce.
09:55Deuce.
09:56Ooh.
09:57Can not.
09:58That's close.
09:59Yes.
10:00That's three hands, three all-ins.
10:03And this time, one double up for Freddie.
10:05What a great idea.
10:07Pink is just instantly down $20,000.
10:10Maybe calling with 5-3 off-suit preflop will do that, too.
10:16What's the minimum buy-in to this game?
10:20Ten.
10:21Five.
10:21Ten.
10:22Ten.
10:23I don't know.
10:23You would know.
10:25I need to find money.
10:27Jeff.
10:28I have to go play.
10:29I understand.
10:30I'd put you in if I had any money.
10:33Anyone out there, help.
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11:02I'm telling you, the other day when I put all my $200,000 on the table as a joke and then magically you matched me, I was like, erp.
11:09Yeah, that was interesting.
11:10Yeah, I looked up, all his yellows turned into flags.
11:12I was like, where did those chips come from?
11:15Because, you know, if you have 200 on the table and everyone has 10 or 20, then you're only in for 10 or 20.
11:21We did almost have an interest.
11:23We did.
11:23I lost 10K to you.
11:24I can't hold.
11:26I can't hold.
11:27I can't hold.
11:28I can't hold.
11:28Hey, cup.
11:28Angel's going to be very proud.
11:30I'm sure he will be.
11:32He'll still accuse me of taking all his money.
11:34Doesn't matter.
11:35Dude, what are you talking about?
11:37You took $40,000 from me.
11:40Call here.
11:40I've got to protect this monster.
11:42What in the world?
11:43Dude.
11:44That's a cool 4, 8, 12, 16.
11:46Come on, man.
11:47Can we see a flop?
11:48Are you going to be in the blender?
11:50Three minutes.
11:50Five minutes.
11:51You'll be able to see a flop in five minutes.
11:53All right.
11:53I have our favorite Chicago.
11:55Let's gamble.
11:55Hell yeah.
11:56Rips is in there.
11:57He probably hasn't been dominated.
11:57He's going to call him.
11:58About a 60-40 favor.
11:59Okay.
12:00Okay.
12:00We're live.
12:00Yeah, I got you smashed.
12:02We're live, baby.
12:03We're live.
12:03Oh, he's got clubs?
12:04Ace-6 is a good one.
12:05Yes.
12:05I have the lures again.
12:06Scamble for another 20K or so.
12:08That's good.
12:09So he's not going to hit his clubs.
12:10No clubs.
12:10I don't think you're going to.
12:11King, King, Jack one time.
12:12Let's go.
12:12Hold on, dude.
12:13I don't think you're going to hit your clubs.
12:13It's before I have to give it to him, you take it.
12:16All right.
12:17Fourth.
12:19Bingo.
12:20Jack.
12:20Welcome to the game, Rips.
12:24I know the lightning, right?
12:25The thunder.
12:26What's it?
12:26Lightning or thunder?
12:27Both.
12:28Two, four, six.
12:29Tsunami.
12:29Car.
12:30Another jacket.
12:31That's just it.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32That is just it.
12:35Rips.
12:36Take care, Rips.
12:36We'll be adding more.
12:38Here, so I'm going to give you nine.
12:39I had two clubs also.
12:41I've been sick of there as a three-way club, actually.
12:43Four hands.
12:44Four all-ins.
12:46And the double-up this time goes to Alex.
12:47You just three-bet.
12:49You just take it out.
12:50Have we ever had that in the history?
12:51No chance.
12:52We've had the first four.
12:52Four hands, four all-ins.
12:54Yeah, I have nine here.
12:55After stacking off with three-five?
12:57It's nine?
12:58I have nine in front of me.
12:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:00Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:00Perfect, perfect.
13:01I can't, you know, I didn't just go scout.
13:04You know, I've actually played with a couple of these guys from Chicago.
13:08It's a lot different from the lineup from the previous episodes.
13:11You know I had my Maiden Voyage episode here for No Gamble, No Future.
13:14It was a blast.
13:15I got to play with Phil Helmuth.
13:16Got to play with Tilly.
13:18These Chicago guys are a totally different breed.
13:20They're reckless.
13:21They're wild.
13:22And they're going to open up and give us some great opportunities to win some cash today.
13:30Okay.
13:31Let's just play a regular hand.
13:32I'm sure this will be totally normal.
13:34Doesn't need to be an all-in.
13:34Definitely not going to be five straight hands, five straight all-ins.
13:37No way.
13:38It's like the last time until we reload.
13:40And Ricks is all-in.
13:41It's all-in.
13:42Is there, like, a bonus something in the game that we're not aware of?
13:46Maybe.
13:47Like, are we playing the stand-up game?
13:50What's going on here?
13:52Ten thousand?
13:53Ten dimes.
13:54Three coin has ace-eight.
13:56We're gambling.
13:57I love it.
13:58Somehow Rips is just going to be way ahead by ripping it in there at the ace-nine all.
14:02It's a profitable shove.
14:04Freddie?
14:04Freddie, let's gamble!
14:06Seven high.
14:06Just call it off.
14:07Let's gamble!
14:08What a game!
14:08Do you want to get in there?
14:10What a game!
14:10I got you.
14:11You're right.
14:11I got you.
14:13You want to win?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14All right.
14:15Let's get this.
14:15I might have a live card.
14:16I'm the best one in the Midwest.
14:17I think I have one live card.
14:18Now, Rips, you're a big favorite.
14:19I have one live card.
14:20Almost 30K in the middle.
14:21That's where the devil is.
14:22We got behind the devil.
14:23Rips has the best hand at the moment, but you see Freddie is actually the favorite to win.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:29I got this.
14:30We got one live card.
14:30Sorry, guys.
14:32Wow.
14:33Flop is coming eight high, guys.
14:35My favorite hand.
14:36I know.
14:37Three coin loves those eights.
14:38He's dead man's hand.
14:40Eight, eight, eight.
14:41He's dead man's hand.
14:42I got you.
14:43Hell, I know the board I play.
14:45Randy does look like he comes from an era of calling that a dead man's hand.
14:50Make me straight.
14:51Low end, two, three, four, five.
14:54You know what would be nice?
14:55If somehow these two could chop up this guy's money.
14:58He's got the ace, nine.
15:00Okay.
15:00Seven in the window.
15:01Seven, three, two.
15:02One heart.
15:03Good start for Freddie.
15:04Nice and easy.
15:05King, king.
15:06If you had queen, three of diamonds, I maybe would have won.
15:09A nine would be interesting, I think.
15:12Nine of hearts.
15:14I'll get with that.
15:14Seven.
15:15Oh, you got the seven.
15:17Turn is a four.
15:18So that's a no good wheel draw.
15:20The five would deliver a straight to Freddie.
15:23It's a $30,000 pot.
15:25Five's not greedy, though.
15:26And a pair of sevens might just win it all.
15:28Yeah.
15:28Ace, eight, or nine.
15:29I'm going to faint.
15:30Put it out.
15:31Come on.
15:31I'm going to pass out.
15:32It's okay.
15:32It's okay.
15:34We'll prevent Freddie from winning the pot.
15:37In the river car.
15:40It's an ace.
15:42In dramatic fashion, rips.
15:44Oh, my dowsers.
15:45Wins the pot with almost $30,000.
15:47How was that?
15:48Very Greenstein.
15:50Unbelievable.
15:51Greenstein style.
15:52Out of nowhere.
15:53Ace on the river.
15:54The dark horse.
15:55That was unbelievable.
15:57Good call, Freddie.
15:57I thought the aces were dead, Randy.
15:59The market of spikes in the world.
16:01Out of play.
16:01We should wait three minutes before the next river.
16:03How about that?
16:03Hold on, hold on.
16:05Oh, shit.
16:06That is stupid.
16:07I guess you do just stick it in.
16:08I don't know.
16:10More No Gamble, No Future coming your way after the break.
16:22You're back.
16:23All right.
16:23He had been an English guy for eight years.
16:24He loved the football.
16:26David Beckham?
16:28I don't know if it was David Beckham.
16:31Can you name any other English football players?
16:34No chance, right?
16:35No.
16:36Yeah, just here.
16:37Zero.
16:37Can you?
16:38He's like Mr. Beast, but in Brazil.
16:39Harry Kane?
16:40Oh, wow.
16:41That's huge.
16:41I thought that was a restaurant.
16:43Oh, wow.
16:43Hold on.
16:44We actually do have big hands developing.
16:47Just calling with the aces.
16:49His pink bumps it up with two jacks.
16:52It's basically aces.
16:53What company was it?
16:54Yeah, I like this trap, though.
16:58I mean, lightning with ace-10.
17:01Oh, dear.
17:02Oh, dear.
17:02The dream for three coins.
17:04Oh, the pink's going to get in there, too.
17:06Oh, my gosh.
17:07Here we go.
17:09A three-way all in.
17:10I got jacks.
17:11Good luck, boys.
17:12Almost 30K in the pot.
17:13Oh, man, with the bullets.
17:15Wow.
17:16Wow.
17:17Don't do three coins like this, though.
17:19Let it breathe.
17:21He's going to take a walk.
17:23Lightning just mucked?
17:23No, it's fine.
17:24Lightning just mucked.
17:25Take a walk.
17:26Deal it out.
17:27Come on, three coins.
17:28Let it hold.
17:29Alex, will you tell me how it'll work out?
17:31I will tell you.
17:32I will tell you.
17:33You can make a straight.
17:34You still want one of your blockers for a straight.
17:35Yeah, I just need two times.
17:36What is this walk around doing?
17:38I love this.
17:39He stacked Freddy last night.
17:40There it is.
17:43Now let it hold.
17:45How much juice is in there, actually?
17:47It's going to do what it do.
17:49It's going to do what it do, baby.
17:51You got to stay in the chase.
17:52How much you have?
17:53This isn't in.
17:54Okay, Amy, stay humble.
17:56It's like 65.
17:57It's like, wow, look at that.
17:58Lightning just went south.
17:59Getting in a lot of laps.
18:01It's important.
18:02It's steps in.
18:0310,000 steps a day, they say.
18:04What are the odds ace-10 wins here?
18:07Really small.
18:08No, I'm just pretty sure.
18:09But I like that we're running it twice.
18:11Who called the run it twice?
18:13Me.
18:13I thought about calling the run it three times.
18:15It's really confusing.
18:16I mean, how can you do it?
18:17It's easy enough to do.
18:18I'm going to run it twice.
18:19I mean, Jaybird's, I feel like.
18:20The three-way all-in.
18:21Looking real good.
18:22What if you hit Jaybird's on both of them?
18:23Just don't give me a single 10 on a board.
18:25If you're going to put a 10, put two.
18:26And he's got a block of this.
18:26Pink.
18:27Eight, five, two.
18:28Diamonds.
18:29Diamonds.
18:29Randy, so far, so good.
18:31I mean, diamonds.
18:31We're so good, Randy.
18:33But there's some potential.
18:34It'd be really funny if Dambler lightning won.
18:39I mean, diamonds, running wheel.
18:40He's got the dishwasher.
18:41That is a powerful holding.
18:42Diamonds.
18:42Three, four diamonds.
18:43The turn is a three.
18:45So the wheel draw now shared with three-pointed lightning.
18:48Choppable.
18:49I'll take any piece of this I can give back.
18:52Fighting would be ecstatic for half of one run out.
18:55Which is strange.
18:57Randy, you're behind.
19:03River card is an eight.
19:06So clean run out for three coin.
19:08Remember when we said Randy was going to get his double up?
19:10Now we move to the second run out.
19:14You won the first coin.
19:15Thank you, Jennifer.
19:16Can he ever just win them both?
19:17I knew that the jack wasn't going to be on the first coin.
19:19He could.
19:19It just seems like on this show.
19:21And we got it.
19:22It's a three-way pot.
19:24Two tens.
19:24River jack.
19:25Makes a little sense.
19:26Something like that.
19:28I haven't made a hand on this damn stream.
19:31Yeah, it's been a thing.
19:32Yeah, you're the victim in this hand.
19:34Alex, you are the victim.
19:35Honestly, I would have felt good to have jacks against this.
19:37Poor Alex.
19:38I do feel fine.
19:39But this has nothing to do with you.
19:40No, you look like you look fine.
19:41That's not fun.
19:42He's actually in a really good mood.
19:43Yeah, I see it.
19:44I feel good.
19:44You're not burning up inside at all.
19:46Oh.
19:47Queen five, two.
19:50Don't want to mess with you, Randy.
19:51Randy, you got one out.
19:52Ace is her best.
19:53So, Renner, Renner.
19:54Queens, the jack always follows the queen.
19:56Give him a clock.
19:58It's like, you know, when you have ace, king, and the board comes queen, jack.
20:00All right.
20:00Three coin.
20:01This clip's covered.
20:02Yeah, how long it takes?
20:03When you're ahead, it's way worse.
20:06It sucks.
20:06I agree with that.
20:07I agree with that.
20:08I agree with that.
20:08I agree with that.
20:09I agree with that.
20:10Turn is a three, and again, a heel draw emerges.
20:13Randy's watching now, man.
20:15Keep walking.
20:16Three coin.
20:17We're a jack.
20:18Not like this, man.
20:19A jack.
20:21Salt, salt, salt, salt.
20:22Salt, salt.
20:23Oh, river is a jack.
20:25What is happening?
20:26And he does get the second half of the pot.
20:29Hold on.
20:29I've got to get you.
20:30It would have been more exciting.
20:32I'm not going to stand up, but you could kiss me.
20:34I'm allowing you to kiss me.
20:35Three coin, each profit almost 5K.
20:38Jack is coming on the river, and Oliver's follows.
20:40Yeah, I think you guys are just happening on my money.
20:42But three coin can't catch a break.
20:44Did you see your caching out?
20:45Yeah, I'm done.
20:46Oh, we've got our tequila on the way.
20:47I did tell you that.
20:48The game's over now.
20:50We need pink to lose that.
20:51But now Randy has to spin the wheel.
20:53So I cover Randy, so whatever.
20:55Yeah, just trouble with my money.
20:56What the hell is that?
20:57Yeah.
20:57Just cover you?
20:58Yeah, barely.
20:59Randy, congratulations.
21:00You're spinning the wheel.
21:01Thank you guys.
21:03We need the wheel master general on it.
21:05Would have been more exciting on this year.
21:07What's up, gang?
21:08How we doing?
21:10What's up, Stapes?
21:11Stapes.
21:12Hello, Joe.
21:12Three coin.
21:14Yes, sir.
21:15Did your hair, right?
21:17No.
21:18Has Stapes been to sleep yet this trip?
21:20No.
21:21No, he doesn't.
21:21Spare no expense here.
21:22Okay, so last time you played poker here was not a great day for you, I feel like.
21:29You know what?
21:29It wasn't one of my better days.
21:31Okay.
21:31Let's say that.
21:32And how's today starting off for you?
21:33Better.
21:34Okay.
21:34Than yesterday, but not great.
21:36I thought that you were apoplectic walking around thinking your aces were going to get
21:40rough, but you're okay.
21:41Oh, I'm fine.
21:42Okay.
21:42All right, good.
21:43Because that would be out of character for you.
21:44Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:45No, no, no.
21:46I just, I like to just kind of let it breathe.
21:49Well, speaking of that, you got it in as the favorite running it twice.
21:52Right.
21:53And so the wheel is going to do what it's going to do?
21:55Yeah, going to do what it does.
21:56Okay.
21:56There we go.
21:57They're going to do what it do.
21:58What are you hoping for, Randy?
22:01You know what?
22:04I'm just hoping the wheel doesn't fall off and knock me out.
22:07Okay.
22:07I think we're going to be safe.
22:08Actually, you know what?
22:09Let's keep an eye on it.
22:10Well, that's one way to get your money back, Randy.
22:12I'm glad you got rid of the spoonful of mayonnaise, because that's disgusting.
22:17I was hoping I could do some mayonnaise today.
22:18Some of us like mayonnaise.
22:20I love mayonnaise.
22:21Oh, this looks like, could be fun.
22:24500 bucks.
22:25Uh-oh, no.
22:26Up the ante.
22:27Steak T-shirt.
22:28Big reveal.
22:29Give it to Randy.
22:30Give it to Randy.
22:31That's got it.
22:32This is a big-time power-up.
22:35One coin for three coins.
22:37I'm giving it to Jennifer.
22:38No, I'm not.
22:39No, I'm not.
22:40Jennifer, I'm giving it to you.
22:42It's easy.
22:42Choke.
22:43You know how it works?
22:44You need to be reminded?
22:45Yes, I do.
22:45Okay.
22:46No, I'm not.
22:46I'll just remind everybody else.
22:48In a heads-up pot, Randy can force his opponent to reveal one of his hold cards, or her hold
22:54cards.
22:55Well done, Stapes.
22:57That might be the worst thing.
23:00We're back after this.
23:06Welcome back to No Gamble, No Future, and it is stand-up game time.
23:10Win a pot, you get to sit down.
23:11The last player standing owes each player at the table $500.
23:15I am pretty good, though.
23:16You did say.
23:16I gotta give you that.
23:18Loser.
23:18Go.
23:20There we go, Jen.
23:23Calls button, A6 suited.
23:24Have a hand, Lightning.
23:26Crying out loud.
23:27Oh, it's probably not going to stay 15.
23:30It's going to stay 15.
23:31All right, so he's got an A6.
23:32Okay, he's got eights or worse, guys.
23:34He has A5.
23:35Eights or worse, guys?
23:36I have exactly A5.
23:36You sweat this one.
23:37I feel like you're going to turn around.
23:38All right, Jen, he's got A5.
23:39I want you to win, so I got you on this one, actually.
23:42I'm not really getting much at work.
23:43Come on, Jen.
23:44You got this.
23:45Maybe it's going to change.
23:47Just need an ace to be comfortable.
23:51Okay, not comfortable.
23:52Jack three.
23:53How do you get in there with a jack three, Alex?
23:55Two thousand.
23:57It's Freddy lighting chips on fire early.
23:59Six thousand.
24:00Standard.
24:01You're saying six thousand.
24:02Jen snap bumps it up.
24:03Oh, no, this is not good.
24:05I don't think she's trying to roll in.
24:06I like how it sounds.
24:08What an idiot.
24:09Alex will just rip it in there.
24:10He's so stupid.
24:11Oh.
24:12That Jen might think it's a flush draw.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Are you telling me you have an ace or a jack?
24:18Well, you see how I snipe pink with eights.
24:19Oh, dear.
24:20Let's see how much money I have here because I really have a hand that I can probably not fold.
24:24I'm just saying I should have been re-raising pre-flop, but I was being a trap artist.
24:28You're trying to snipe pink again.
24:29Six.
24:29I was trapping.
24:30Okay, so I have like 16,000 left.
24:33Wait, no, six.
24:3417,000.
24:36Let's get a tip.
24:37How big of a tip are we talking?
24:38Oh, we'll figure something out.
24:39Okay, okay.
24:39But you got to donate it to charity.
24:41Sure, yeah, yeah.
24:42So you checked.
24:42He folded in disgust.
24:44No.
24:45You checked.
24:46No.
24:46No, you checked.
24:47No.
24:47I checked because I had to check.
24:48You checked.
24:49Yeah.
24:49He put in some money.
24:52Yeah, because he has betting problems.
24:53Wait, why is this five in the middle?
24:55I didn't bet that.
24:55Because you made it six.
24:56You bet 6,000.
24:56He made it two.
24:57Oh, I did.
24:58Okay, I call.
24:59Okay.
25:00All right, here we go.
25:01Best sweater in the game.
25:02Almost 55K in the spot.
25:04Best sweater in the game.
25:05I need an ace.
25:05Or a spade spade.
25:06Spade spade?
25:07Let's start with a spade spade.
25:08I was like, how can you possibly have a jack?
25:11It's jack three.
25:12It's a powerhouse.
25:13Oh, run it twice.
25:13It's a good time to get rid of it, yeah?
25:14Run it twice.
25:15Run it twice.
25:16And I'm spinning the wheel.
25:17Run it twice.
25:18Okay.
25:18Run it twice.
25:19Oh, it's not up to me.
25:20It's up to her.
25:20It's up to me.
25:21Activated.
25:21That at least sends Alex to the wheel.
25:23That's true.
25:25How about just an ace, Jen?
25:27What?
25:27Just an ace.
25:28I know.
25:28I should have folded.
25:30I just thought he was full of it.
25:31Do it with kids.
25:32Well, I thought maybe he had an ace, too, and then it would be a chop.
25:35No, I'm saying you need an ace.
25:36Ace!
25:36Ace!
25:37Ace!
25:38Ace!
25:38Ace!
25:38Ace!
25:38Ace!
25:38Ace!
25:38Ace!
25:38Ace!
25:39Ace!
25:39Ace!
25:39Ace!
25:40Oh, gosh.
25:41You got two more shots.
25:42Two more shots.
25:43Two more shots.
25:44This one's not as important to me, but yes, love you, Jen, Kelly, so ace.
25:50I like you.
25:51You're playing your full white side.
25:52Ace!
25:53Ace!
25:53Ace!
25:54Ace!
25:54Six!
25:55Ace!
25:55No, six is not great.
25:57Six!
25:57Six!
25:58Yeah, six!
25:58Six!
25:59Give her a six!
26:00Six!
26:00Six!
26:01Six!
26:01Six!
26:02Just an ace.
26:02Oh, yeah.
26:03Ace!
26:03Ace!
26:04Ace!
26:04Ace!
26:05Give her an ace!
26:05Ace!
26:06Come on.
26:06We're not here to win.
26:07Ace!
26:08Oh, gosh.
26:09This is so sad.
26:10Very sad.
26:11There you go.
26:11That's terrible.
26:12There we go.
26:12This cockamamie game.
26:13There you go.
26:14I had that rant about one of the time, you know?
26:16I'm a late bloomer sometimes, you know, but it develops, and it's just sick.
26:19Okay, I rebuy for 10k.
26:20Because that's the kind of s*** that happens.
26:21All right, Jen, it's back in for another 10.
26:24When that flop happened, you almost dropped to the floor.
26:26I believe she's in for 20.
26:28I should have, I should have known because you were very jolly, but you're always jolly,
26:32so...
26:33Oh, I thought you were going to do it.
26:34It's a jolly fella.
26:35Alex is crushing this game today.
26:37Yeah.
26:38Oh, hey, can I get 10k from you in, um...
26:40You can take whatever you like.
26:41I think he's just in for the initiative.
26:42He is.
26:43He is.
26:44He's up $60,000.
26:45Some black ones.
26:46Unbelievable.
26:47This guy's got all the tells.
26:49Talking about donations.
26:50He's flopping trips.
26:51Yeah.
26:52He swept my hand.
26:53He shouldn't even have been in that hand.
26:54That was a $1,500, didn't we?
26:55That $1,500 pre-flop?
26:56Yeah.
26:57This guy thinks about money differently.
26:58Jack three.
26:59Jack three.
27:00Jack three.
27:01I'll play your game.
27:02I'll play mine.
27:03I'll play mine.
27:04Jen, I knew it was coming.
27:05My man Rips swept the hand.
27:06He's been doing good all day.
27:07What?
27:08Remember, there's an extra thousand in the middle.
27:09They're going to go nuts.
27:10Oh, let's go.
27:11Let's go.
27:12What?
27:13Oh, and Rips has kinks.
27:14Oh, my gosh.
27:15Oh, no.
27:16Let's play another massive one.
27:17Shall we?
27:18Oh, sorry.
27:19Oh, I can't .
27:20Oh, my God, I might be able to.
27:21Yeah.
27:22Oh, wow.
27:23Oh, lightning.
27:24Ripsy hustle, that's a funny one.
27:25Look at all those aces out there.
27:27The aces are dead.
27:28What the .
27:30I did sweat my own hand.
27:31Wait.
27:32Right?
27:33Oh my God, I might be able to get that good. Oh, wow. Oh light. This would be sick.
27:37That's a funny one. Look at all those aces out there. The aces are dead. What the
27:42I did sweat my own hands. I'm not bringing any luck to you. No, no, no. I'm just saying
27:48I sweat my own hands. If it gives you any inclination. Why didn't I just buy in for 10?
27:53Yeah, why did you out? Because I was told that I had to take three and throw them out,
27:57and then I would have to buy them for a weird amount.
27:59Well, if you lose that, you can buy it for 10. Yeah, Lightning usually likes to buy in
28:05for the minute. Spin it. Yeah, I know. All I got to do is beat him, right? You got 10.
28:10I have 10, yes. I would have to beat him too. I got about 15 too, actually.
28:14Yeah, I'd have to beat everybody.
28:19He's a gambler. You're the only smart guy here. Not a great spot.
28:23Stayed in your own lane. Look how Phil Helmuth didn't even participate.
28:27Yeah, pink is never folded. Nines are better. Come on.
28:30I got an ace. I'm dead. I have no outs, literally. What do you got?
28:34Oh, you rips. I need an ace. How do you really feel?
28:37I was exactly like you. Ace, you have an ace.
28:40How the f*** can I win that?
28:41Hold!
28:42Ace!
28:4350K in the pot.
28:45Ace!
28:45How could I ever win?
28:46I had ace five suits.
28:47Who's got an ace twice?
28:49Oh, the aces are dead.
28:50What?
28:50That's a great hand.
28:51Yeah, the ace of hearts ain't coming.
28:52Do you want to run it twice, young fella?
28:55I don't want to run it out at all.
28:57None of you guys that are all...
28:58I just want to lose.
28:59We've used that.
28:59That's my thousand, right?
29:00If I win this, if I win this, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
29:03What? That's my thousand.
29:04Why?
29:05If I pull this off...
29:05I think it is.
29:06I actually...
29:07No, no, no, no, no, that's the pot.
29:08Oh, f***.
29:09Yeah, he's trying to get a rebate.
29:10I was not trying to do anything.
29:11He does this back home all the time.
29:13We knew they'd go nuts for it.
29:14Well, there's only two aces out there.
29:16He's not a representative.
29:17Yeah, an ace of five of hearts.
29:18I saw the five of hearts.
29:19I was like, I've got a fold.
29:19Clubs, clubs.
29:20I've got the clubs.
29:21What do I need?
29:22Two sevens?
29:22I need an ace.
29:23I need an ace.
29:24I need an ace.
29:25They're all clubs.
29:26Ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace.
29:30Queen in the window.
29:30Oh, queen, jack, six, two clubs.
29:33Another queen.
29:34Another queen.
29:35I think another queen.
29:35Or an ace.
29:36Another queen.
29:36Queen or a club?
29:37What are the odds I win?
29:38How about a 10?
29:39Queen of clubs.
29:40How about a 10, Elsa?
29:41Queen of clubs.
29:41Not very good, Moon.
29:43Queen of clubs.
29:44Queen of clubs.
29:45Queen of clubs.
29:45Or queen of hearts.
29:47Queen.
29:47Yes, I'm manifesting.
29:49Queen.
29:50Nine of clubs.
29:52Oh, pink.
29:52Pink turns the set till it turns the flush draw.
29:57Oh, my God.
29:58If I get a club, you get $1,000.
30:00Cold, hard cash.
30:02Cold, hard cash.
30:04How do you spell that out?
30:05Club, club, club, club, club, club, club.
30:07For clubs.
30:07Ripper, card, deuce of spades.
30:10It's pink, the quadruple up.
30:13Rips only in a nice side pot.
30:15No, no, no, no, no.
30:16We're still cropped at about $3,500.
30:18Oh, my God.
30:20So sick.
30:21Nine of ones everything.
30:21Yeah, tied up just acting.
30:22Nice hand, nice hand.
30:24Oh, what a sweat.
30:25That was very sick.
30:26How do we not find the club?
30:28I should get a good bet.
30:29Wow.
30:30Nice hand.
30:30Thank you, thank you.
30:31I had no choice.
30:32He has like $23,000.
30:33That's salty.
30:34Male shunjah.
30:35Lucky kings have been against this.
30:36Again, you're a little.
30:37Mises, yeah.
30:38Horrible.
30:38I'm so sorry to have cracked your king's rips.
30:40I'm so sorry.
30:41Oh, I'm so sorry.
30:42I'm so sorry I got in bad.
30:43I'm so sorry.
30:44You know what?
30:44He's like such a gracious winner.
30:46I'm so sorry, rips, to have gotten in with the worst hand.
30:48I'm so sorry.
30:54The second worst hand.
30:55None of you guys have.
30:57I take it you guys have played together live a couple times.
30:59Wait, what?
31:01I'm going to keep this five.
31:02I'm going to buy in for another 10.
31:03That's 23.
31:04I can't believe that, actually.
31:0623, 4, 7, 5.
31:07How much?
31:07One, two, three.
31:08That's a great song.
31:12Great shot by our crew.
31:15And I get to sit down.
31:16Yeah, you do.
31:17Nice.
31:18Somehow we've only got three.
31:19Rips, thanks for your action.
31:20Yeah, yeah.
31:23We're back with more Madness right after this.
31:30Club!
31:31Club!
31:31One more club!
31:33Club!
31:35For pups!
31:38Let the off!
31:39Woo!
31:40Baby!
31:41I'm so sorry to have cracked your King's rips.
31:42I'm so sorry.
31:43Oh, I'm so sorry.
31:44Somebody told me I don't believe it.
31:45I'm so sorry.
31:47I know Pink sucked the energy out of the end of that.
31:49Yeah.
31:49Everybody lost a lot.
31:50We're like, what kind of world do we live in when Pink wins that one?
31:53Hey!
31:54Just a nine ball on the turn.
31:56Everybody lost there.
31:57It feels very desolate.
31:58Yes.
31:59Yeah.
31:59It feels like Chicago right now.
32:02Kind of a Thunderdome deal.
32:03Yeah, exactly.
32:04It feels like Chicago.
32:04Is this how the mood is when he went in?
32:06It was unfortunate that Pink won that one.
32:08Yeah, that was good.
32:09Because he was going to completely go bananas in here.
32:12Kids, I gotta go home.
32:13He still raises to 2k with a 4-3 off.
32:14No, he's back.
32:15All right, Jen.
32:16You break up a Danny Thomas story.
32:18I'm going to add on some money because these guys are going crazy.
32:21I hope I'm going to add on 30,000.
32:23Oh, Freddie, okay.
32:25Freddie, baby.
32:25In case someone wants to get out of pocket.
32:29Beautiful.
32:29Whoa.
32:30Beautiful.
32:31All in.
32:327-5 deuce.
32:33They're all in.
32:34Two spades, and here we go.
32:36Yep.
32:39Wow, they're both drawn.
32:40He's virtually drawn dead.
32:41Yeah, you got it.
32:43You have two.
32:44I got it.
32:443-4-5.
32:45You can't hit any of those pairs.
32:47I have flush.
32:48Let's just do a flush and put Pink out of his misery.
32:51That's fine.
32:51Yes, he's not that miserable.
32:53Eight of spades.
32:54Just flush on the turn.
32:55Eight of spades.
32:57Eight of spades.
32:57Eight of spades.
32:58Only the eight of spades.
32:59Only the eight of spades.
33:00Oh, no.
33:01Any kind of spade is fine.
33:01That's five.
33:02Jen, tell me about a three-on favorite.
33:0320k in the pot.
33:05Spade.
33:06Spade.
33:07Spade.
33:07Just want two red aces.
33:08Spade.
33:09Oh, you want it less.
33:10What?
33:11Want it less.
33:12What?
33:12I don't, what?
33:13What?
33:13You need to want it less.
33:14I can still win with just nine high.
33:16You can.
33:17You need to want it less.
33:18Want it less?
33:18Yes, want it less.
33:19But sometimes when you scream at the flop, it makes it happen.
33:29Bingo.
33:31Bingo.
33:33Nine balls.
33:35I'm going to have a seat.
33:37I'm going to take the money off the table.
33:39I'm going to make a note that you owe me $3.
33:41Take a seat in this comfortable chair.
33:45We're all happier.
33:47Way to go, Jennifer.
33:49I love Jennifer.
33:51Yes.
33:55Good to be here.
33:57Lightning.
33:59Play better.
34:01Play better.
34:03Win a pot.
34:05Do something.
34:07He's down $33,000 real dollars.
34:11I'm down $3.
34:13I am more upset.
34:15I put you all in and she's like, I'm all in.
34:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
34:21You know what?
34:23Just in case.
34:25Just in case I didn't have you covered.
34:27You didn't have me covered.
34:29For 10K.
34:30You just got to go broke.
34:31Yeah.
34:32You die.
34:33You just die.
34:34For 10K.
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34:45Dude, these tequilas hit hard, man.
34:46Yeah, they hit me hard the other day.
34:47Well, that's why I said I was going to take my phone.
34:48Are you drinking these tequilas?
34:49Yeah.
34:50No, you're just a lightweight.
34:51Well, you drink a ton.
34:52I mean, sure, but...
34:53Hey, that's cute.
34:54Some of us are old, man.
34:55I know, I've always been.
34:56These tequilas are nice.
34:57They're not harsh.
34:58Liquor .
34:59It's like a girly tequila.
35:00It's like a girly tequila.
35:01This tequila is hard.
35:02How much tequila you need to balance it out with some other things?
35:05Well, I'm bouncing my out.
35:06Like what?
35:07I was thinking a little higher level than that.
35:08Food?
35:09There we go.
35:10Now you hit it.
35:11Now you know what I'm talking about.
35:12Why?
35:13What?
35:14You're on national television.
35:15Nobody knows what I'm saying.
35:16Stop it.
35:17Stop piecing the puzzle out for people.
35:18I will call.
35:19There you go, Brent Lighting.
35:20Get involved.
35:21But listen, when she brought the first drink and I took a whiff of it.
35:23Find a way somehow.
35:24It's crazy.
35:25Doyle.
35:26I'm going to check dark and give myself a button.
35:27Ten high is the best hand.
35:29Hit it.
35:30Hunt off, guys.
35:31I'm ready.
35:32Ten high is the best hand.
35:34Hunt off, guys.
35:35I'm ready.
35:36Ten high is the best hand.
35:37I'm ready.
35:38Ten high is the best hand.
35:40I'm ready.
35:41Ten high.
35:42Ten high.
35:43You check dark?
35:44A pair of eights for three coin.
35:46He can bluff at this.
35:49Put eights in trouble.
35:51Three coin, by the way, plays any hand with an eight in it.
35:53Yeah.
35:54Have you learned this over the course of no giving up future?
35:56If there's an eight in his hand, all in.
35:58Find a way.
35:59These are rally glasses.
36:01Oh, stop it.
36:02Nobody has anything now, huh?
36:04I hope you win this possibly.
36:05You guys got nothing now, huh?
36:07Yeah, I check.
36:09I'm going to grow up.
36:11Yeah.
36:12This is maturity.
36:13I'm going to fall for this, obviously.
36:15Well, 1,500.
36:16That's 1,500.
36:18All right.
36:20A little speech play now.
36:21Randy.
36:22Hang in there, Randy.
36:23Give Lightning credit.
36:24He's got a big hand.
36:25No, don't fold.
36:26Like Brent, you always go crazy with eights.
36:28So he's definitely not folding.
36:30Nice hand.
36:31That's it.
36:32Come on.
36:33That's my boy.
36:34Oh, come on.
36:35That's my boy.
36:36You were good.
36:37That was nice, dude.
36:38Nice bet.
36:39Have a seat.
36:40Nice.
36:41Comfortable, huh?
36:42My man right there.
36:43Of course you did.
36:44The lighting?
36:45Come on, man.
36:46It's on.
36:47Rips and three-point.
36:48Oh, and three-point was standing.
36:49They're like, oh, you're going to look like a poker pro.
36:50I was like, no, I'm not.
36:51Does Lightning look like one?
36:52He clearly isn't playing like one.
36:54What the was that?
36:5510, dude.
36:56Anything to switch up the mojo.
36:57Hell yeah, kid.
36:59Can somebody beat Alex out of a small hand?
37:01Yeah, please.
37:02Somebody silence .
37:04Damn it.
37:05The show has two commentators ready to shut up, Alex.
37:07Oh, God.
37:09Give the guys a chance to talk.
37:10That's so positive.
37:11I don't look at my hands.
37:12No, no, no.
37:13You guys keep doing it.
37:14Oh, now a fake straddle.
37:15Okay.
37:16Is that a straddle or what?
37:17It's a fake straddle, but too bad.
37:18We had Kings yesterday.
37:19I did have Kings on my 800 straddle.
37:21Guys, we changed them out.
37:23If you guys see that, I looked at this hand on stream.
37:25I'll pay you guys $5,000.
37:26I know Alex isn't going to help me with RIP, so somebody help me.
37:31I don't know.
37:32He's my seatmate.
37:33I know.
37:34I don't know.
37:35I'm in the pot.
37:36I love you, Freecoin, but kind of siding with RIP.
37:38You want to sweat him?
37:39Heck yeah.
37:40I'm all in.
37:42Oh, with Queens.
37:44He's only got one out.
37:46There goes a Queen into the box.
37:48What a spot for Lightning.
37:49You guys are going to sweat it together?
37:51Fold.
37:52Fold.
37:53Fold.
37:54Now I have $20,000.
37:55Bingo.
37:56About $40,000 in the middle.
37:59I have to fold.
38:00All right, let's see.
38:01On your back.
38:02Queens versus Kings.
38:03Kings.
38:04Okay.
38:05I had an 8.
38:06Jesus.
38:07I had one of my outs.
38:08Did you have spades?
38:09I had two spades.
38:10Alex, you didn't have the other two Kings this time?
38:11Want to run it twice?
38:12I had Ace, Queen suited.
38:13I don't have to run it twice, but only I do.
38:15Want to run it twice?
38:16I have Ace, Queen suited.
38:17Is it pot over $100,000?
38:18No, I don't.
38:19No, it is not.
38:20All right, run it once.
38:21That's wild.
38:22Jesus.
38:23He's got like $17,000.
38:24Good luck to both of you.
38:25One out.
38:26Got one out.
38:27One card.
38:28Spades, diamonds, life.
38:29Whatever.
38:30Someone took their queen down?
38:31We've seen one-outers before.
38:32That's true.
38:33Your suits are free.
38:35Nope.
38:36Won't be the flush.
38:38Yeah.
38:39Get comfortable, guys.
38:41Another minute and a half.
38:42Maybe Lightning can turn it around.
38:4416 and five.
38:45Oh!
38:46All right.
38:47Well, that just locks it up.
38:48Right here, right now.
38:49All right.
38:50Lightning went to pot worth $36,000.
38:53He's back.
38:55Is Rip putting more money on the table?
38:57Or just paying him off in bigger?
38:59I think he's paying him off on the side.
39:00He picked his wife out of the house after a losing session.
39:02What is it?
39:03No, I put my baby on the side.
39:04What?
39:05Sorry.
39:06$50.
39:07It feels like Rip's is getting crushed.
39:09He's down less than $10,000.
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39:41to conjure up the perfect turn card in that huge four-way pot against Jennifer Tilly, Freddie
39:46and Rips.
39:47Jennifer would try her best to summon a club on the river to win the hand.
39:51Club!
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39:54Pink is just too powerful and that's why he's tonight's GTO Wizard, Wizard of the Day.
39:58Somebody beat Alex in a hand.
40:03Shut up, idiot.
40:04I was the biggest loser yesterday.
40:05You were not the biggest loser yesterday.
40:06What are you talking about?
40:07I'm humbled.
40:08I'm humbled.
40:09I was the second biggest loser yesterday and I didn't shut up.
40:11No, but he's the biggest loser.
40:12He's the biggest loser.
40:13How selfish.
40:14Win or lose, I still booze.
40:15All right?
40:16Oh, my God.
40:17Someone get this guy.
40:18Please.
40:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:20He's the biggest loser.
40:21How selfish.
40:22Win or lose, I still booze.
40:23All right?
40:24Oh, my God.
40:25Someone get this guy.
40:26Please.
40:27Hold on.
40:28This one, right?
40:29Launch.
40:30Yes.
40:31We put duct tape on the wheel.
40:33Duct tape on the wheel.
40:34Hey, Joey.
40:36Duct tape.
40:37Your mouth on the wheel.
40:38Let's do it.
40:39Please.
40:40God.
40:41If you take off the t-shirt, I'll spin.
40:42That would be a good one.
40:44Can't talk for 10 minutes.
40:45Oh, he would blow his brains out.
40:46No, I wouldn't play.
40:47No, we should just bet him.
40:48Lay three to one that he can't say a word for 10 minutes.
40:51Go on the wheel.
40:52I know, but if I lay it on it, I wouldn't want to play.
40:56Randy, I haven't even seen my cards yet.
40:58Why are you giving me the stare down?
41:00Ready?
41:01Switching.
41:02Oh.
41:03Two players standing.
41:05Pink makes the call.
41:06Oh, he finally courage.
41:07Freddie, 5-3.
41:09They like that hand in Chicago.
41:12It's a popular hand in Chicago.
41:15I don't know why, but it is.
41:17Rips, the other one's still standing.
41:19Folds.
41:20Say it, Alex.
41:21I want to be a part of this.
41:22Keep it clean.
41:23Come on.
41:24No, you guys want me to stop talking, so I'm going to stay mute.
41:26All right.
41:27I want you to say it so much.
41:28That's it.
41:29Enjoy your show.
41:30Thank you so much.
41:31If I stay quiet until we stay quiet, so you guys don't have a show.
41:33Eight deuce.
41:35Alex eights and deuces.
41:38One diamond.
41:41Randy Savage.
41:43Three-point fires.
41:44Five K.
41:45Come on, baby.
41:46Come on, baby.
41:47Come on, baby.
41:48Come on, baby.
41:49Come on, baby.
41:50Come on, baby.
41:52Alex calls.
41:54Turn is a diamond that also makes Alex two pair.
41:59I want about it.
42:00He's doing his poker tai chi.
42:04Grooving.
42:05Moving.
42:06Shaking.
42:07Checking.
42:08Oh.
42:09Rivering.
42:10Hits it.
42:11The flush.
42:12Alex gets 5K.
42:15Three-point with about 26K in his stack.
42:20Wait.
42:21Wait.
42:22What, what, what?
42:23No.
42:24He's got the flush.
42:25You have a flush.
42:26Oh.
42:27And he's showing it to him.
42:28I don't know.
42:29But he's showing it to him.
42:30Why would you show it to him?
42:31Why would you show it to him now?
42:36I'm all in.
42:37Well.
42:38This is the dumbest anime ever since I've ever seen.
42:41Oh my god, that's so funny.
42:42He shows him.
42:43I don't think Randy realized the other night.
42:44I think, I think Alex would be wise to fold.
42:46I was like, are you guys just gonna start laughing?
42:48Maybe I should.
42:49Three-coin has no idea.
42:50What is going on?
42:51Yeah, I'm very confused about that.
42:52Randy had no idea he had a flush.
42:54That's .
42:55We just caught the .
42:56Randy had no clue.
42:58Randy had no clue.
42:59He had a jack.
43:00Three of a kind.
43:01I had jack juice.
43:02I was so sick I folded.
43:03I had jack juice.
43:04It was always been my challenge to be one of the most highly successful loyal IQ persons
43:09in the world.
43:10And I've managed it.
43:11There you go.
43:12Congratulations.
43:13Wow.
43:14That was an interesting one.
43:15Did you know you had the nut flush?
43:17No, I did not.
43:18You didn't.
43:19It's lucky you showed us instead of just watching.
43:21Good thing you turned it over.
43:22Good thing you didn't fold.
43:23I began to.
43:24That was hysterical.
43:25Well, the thing is, if everyone else are laughing at him.
43:26Oh my goodness.
43:27What?
43:28A look at the stack sizes.
43:31Rips has the most money in front of him.
43:34That does not mean he is up the most.
43:37These stack sizes presented by Monkey Tilt.
43:39And here comes three-coin.
43:44What an absolutely wild night of poker when the Chicago crew rolls into town.
43:49And Jennifer Tilly, well, never disappoints and always entertains.
43:53For Brent Hanks, I'm Jeff Platt.
43:54Thanks so much for watching.
43:55And we'll see you next time for more No Gamble, No Future.
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