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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25Must be.
00:01:30And then Napoli.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:45want
00:01:47camp in my wallet
00:01:51Are there a PC pest?
00:01:53No.
00:01:54I think it's not about the person who sees it.
00:01:56Somewhere.
00:01:57Maybe it's the next one.
00:02:09What are you doing?
00:02:11What do you think?
00:02:13She's lost her purse, her purse.
00:02:15No, there's nothing.
00:02:16There's nothing.
00:02:18There's nothing.
00:02:20Did you just give her a minute?
00:02:22Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:02:24I don't know anything.
00:02:25I don't know anything.
00:02:26Okay, okay, okay.
00:02:27I don't know anything.
00:02:33Where did you have it lost?
00:02:37The train station, I think?
00:02:38The exchange group?
00:02:43Oh, Jamie.
00:02:44I'm sorry.
00:02:47That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:02:53This is 170, not 70.
00:02:56Where do we need to go?
00:02:58We need to, we need, we need 70.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:11Here we go.
00:03:21Is this it?
00:03:22Thank you, son.
00:03:42It's nice.
00:03:44Yes, I have her credit card.
00:03:45The number's on file on my computer.
00:03:49Yes, I have them here.
00:03:52Okay.
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00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:08Expires 1215.
00:04:10No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:04:13We're here for two weeks.
00:04:15No, I'm working here.
00:04:18Yes, I'll hold.
00:04:22You love how they ask, as if I have a choice.
00:04:26Do you know what I'm going to try to do while I'm here?
00:04:30Besides knowing Italian.
00:04:32I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:35I don't at all.
00:04:37I admire you.
00:04:38I just think it's too late for me.
00:04:40That's not true.
00:04:42You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:04:45And besides, what's the point?
00:04:47The whole bloody world speaks English.
00:04:49Well, I...
00:04:51I'm going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:04:55Yes.
00:04:57All right.
00:04:59Okay.
00:05:02Well, if you can see it through to the end.
00:05:05I think that's wonderful.
00:05:07What does that mean?
00:05:09Nothing.
00:05:11Nothing?
00:05:13I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:15I always have.
00:05:16You know that?
00:05:17You don't sound very supportive.
00:05:26You have my support.
00:05:27I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:05:32I just know how emotional listening to them can be.
00:05:34It has been for you.
00:05:36I think enough time has passed.
00:05:38Well, that's great.
00:05:47It's a good one.
00:05:48It's a good one.
00:06:02I don't know.
00:06:04Why do you think he killed himself?
00:06:06David Foster Wallace.
00:06:13I don't know.
00:06:16You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:06:19You have to read it when I'm done, though.
00:06:27Do you think he recognized a blank infinity just stretching out?
00:06:31He got to this point, maybe, where it was just day after day after day.
00:06:38I really don't know. Do you know?
00:06:41Just so tedious.
00:06:43And then, of course, he felt guilty.
00:06:46Most people think life is too short, and there he was, all the talent in the world, and it wasn't enough.
00:06:50Jane, can I... can we not talk about this?
00:06:53Just... just a bit more than that.
00:07:01I love you.
00:07:13Love you too.
00:07:15Love you too.
00:07:32Do you feel alright?
00:07:37Do you feel okay?
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:41Are you sure?
00:07:46Mm-hmm.
00:08:01Everything random, remember, for a 3 p.m.
00:08:19Ch sink ah to to get started.
00:08:21Love you too.
00:08:23Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Mm-hmm.
00:08:26Oh, my God.
00:08:56Are you sure you won't come with?
00:09:18You'll be so busy.
00:09:22I get boring all alone.
00:09:23I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:27True.
00:09:33Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:37If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:42So I can worry about you.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:44I've left you some money here.
00:09:54I'll see you later.
00:09:55Have a good day.
00:09:56Okay.
00:10:20Testing.
00:10:21Testing.
00:10:22Okay.
00:10:23do you have any stories for my book what kind of stories stories are you prepared
00:10:31or i can ask them the list of stories that dad told me about go ahead and ask from your father's
00:10:36list god rest his soul let's start with the war we went into an air raid shelter my mother
00:10:42your great-grandmother she was shaking sirens wailed and and then there was the sound of a
00:10:49bomb and the man next to us he said i was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy
00:10:56and half of it got blown away there was blood in his hair he was all alone that nearly finished my
00:11:04mother you know here we were in this tiny town in england miles from germany from russia from
00:11:12italy from any front lines and this man he had blood in his hair
00:11:19and uh cappuccino
00:11:26okay
00:11:27yeah
00:11:28yeah
00:11:34yeah
00:11:36yeah
00:11:37yeah
00:11:38yeah
00:11:39yeah
00:11:40yeah
00:11:42yeah
00:11:43yeah
00:11:44we were riding our bikes to school when the germans started firing at us we jumped into a hedge
00:12:03we were terrified but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing
00:12:07it feels nice if i'm the only one who remembers that it's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday
00:12:16oh hi leonard it's jane i decided to take an impromptu trip to ischia or um ischia as they pronounce
00:12:27it see i'm learning a little bit um anyway i'll be home later i hope you have a good day bye
00:12:35bye
00:12:36those friends are all dead now
00:12:38there's no one left
00:12:40that's one of my regrets you know
00:12:42sometimes i think i should have had more children
00:12:46not just your father
00:12:48you're all alone now that your parents are gone
00:12:52no brothers no sisters
00:12:54no sisters
00:12:59i'm upsetting you
00:13:02let's talk about something else
00:13:04you want to ask me more boring questions about the war
00:13:08all right then
00:13:11uh scusey
00:13:12scusey
00:13:13um
00:13:14the castle
00:13:16castle
00:13:17are you
00:13:27that's yeah
00:13:29they'd been shot through the neck
00:13:32the bullet went in one side and came out the other
00:13:36and there were all these bomb holes filled with water and he couldn't tell which was the german side and which was the allied side
00:13:44came home after something like that you couldn't really complain to him about anything now could
00:13:50you i'm actually going there now to the castle you speak english now yeah why do you think i
00:13:55was italian yeah yes that's great that's cool hey hey hey where are you from london no in america
00:14:04come on no i'm from massachusetts that's crazy that's weird right yeah vacation
00:14:13no are you what are you here on vacation oh
00:14:20sorry i thought you were saying you were on vacation me no so come on
00:14:27my husband is working in naples what does he do he is playing in a concert at the end of the night
00:14:35cool what does he play viola
00:14:43any good yes very
00:14:49how do you keep your violin from getting stolen
00:14:53you put it in a viola case right
00:14:58that's not funny um what's the difference between a viola and a coffin a coffin has a dead person on the
00:15:03inside because viola players are dead no why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation
00:15:12because even though you know it's coming there's nothing you can do about it
00:15:18i can't help it i've got this weird autistic mind for jokes and i went to this music slash nerd summer
00:15:23camp when i was like 10 and i played the triangle right and i'm an only child so you know understand
00:15:31you look too young to be married you newlywed
00:15:33you're making me feel like a stalker
00:15:48oh hey have you got 50 cents
00:16:06if you can catch it
00:16:07if you can catch it
00:16:21What brought you out of here today?
00:16:36Fairy.
00:16:36Ha!
00:16:37Fairy.
00:16:39I like it.
00:16:41They have this device down in the basement.
00:16:43It's like a torture cage.
00:16:44They lock you in there until you turn up bones.
00:16:48But can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
00:16:51That would suck.
00:16:58In like the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:17:03It must have smelled pretty bad.
00:17:05All those people crammed onto this rock.
00:17:10Wow.
00:17:12I know.
00:17:13I've been coming here every day and it still gets me.
00:17:16If only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:17:20You're a tourist.
00:17:22No, I'm not.
00:17:24I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:17:35I can't tell if you're joking.
00:17:36I'm dead fucking serious.
00:17:38You know, I just didn't want to go to college and they paid for me to come over.
00:17:43Four connecting flights was a 72-hour plane ride, but, you know, it was worth it.
00:17:47My first time out of the U.S.
00:17:49How old are you?
00:17:49I'm 19.
00:17:50It's my birthday today.
00:17:52Is it really?
00:17:53Uh-huh.
00:17:54Happy birthday.
00:17:55Thank you very much.
00:17:55Yeah, so I left the program after, like, a month.
00:17:59Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:18:02I stayed on the island because I have this awesome living situation.
00:18:05I'll tell you the short version.
00:18:07Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia, so when I come over, I Facebook this second cousin twice removed.
00:18:12The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know, is when one person's great-grandparent is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:18:18I'd love to hear the long version.
00:18:19Sorry, anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great-uncle who lives on the island, so I show up, he answers the door, and he's, like, the oldest fucker I've ever seen, easily pushing a hundred.
00:18:32A hundred?
00:18:33Yeah, if not older, he's, like, deaf and blind and about four feet tall, and he mumbles a couple of things to me in some crazy dialect, ushers me inside, pours me a glass of wine, and leads me to this basement apartment, and, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:18:49I've got a lot of things to me in some way, and I'm going to get a lot of things to me in some way, and I'm going to get a lot of things to me.
00:19:19Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears, to turn withered hope green through desire,
00:19:48to re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:56Who is that?
00:19:58Vittoria Colonna.
00:20:01Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:04You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you, Jane? Sneaky.
00:20:10Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:17I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:20:19Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes.
00:20:24But that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:28Let's hear it then.
00:20:30In Italian.
00:20:32Let's hear the poem.
00:20:34Come on.
00:20:36I'm impressed.
00:20:39Are you hungry?
00:20:40No.
00:20:41No.
00:20:42No.
00:20:43No.
00:20:44No.
00:20:45No.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47I'm impressed.
00:20:49Are you hungry?
00:20:50Why, are you going to take me out?
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:52All right then.
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:54Okay.
00:20:55Two pastas with the...
00:20:56the house,
00:20:58the house...
00:21:00I'm impressed.
00:21:01I'm impressed.
00:21:07You hungry?
00:21:09Why, you gonna take me out?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:17Alright then.
00:21:19Okay.
00:21:23Two pastas with the
00:21:25house sauce, please.
00:21:27Red. Red, please.
00:21:29Uh-huh. Thank you.
00:21:31Grazia.
00:21:33So you're really not gonna tell me what you do?
00:21:39I write freelance articles
00:21:41about parties and fashion trends
00:21:43in town and country UK.
00:21:45There's something else.
00:21:53I'm writing a book
00:21:55about my grandmother's experiences
00:21:57in rural England.
00:21:59Living through two world wars.
00:22:01I recorded her for hours and hours.
00:22:03But now...
00:22:05I don't know.
00:22:07What don't you know?
00:22:09You wanna listen?
00:22:11A little?
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:15Yeah.
00:22:16Yeah?
00:22:17Yeah, I know it.
00:22:18I love to listen.
00:22:33All tangled up.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:41Awful as it was,
00:22:43it made you stronger.
00:22:45These days people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:47And I'm not one of those old people
00:22:49who think my time had the only joy
00:22:51and the only problems.
00:22:53We all have our own private wars,
00:22:55every era, but
00:22:57it was nothing like...
00:22:59It really brought people together, the war.
00:23:01We...
00:23:02We helped each other during that time.
00:23:03We had to laugh.
00:23:05We had to smile.
00:23:07Well, if not for ourselves,
00:23:09then for the people we'd lost.
00:23:11I'll shut that thing off.
00:23:13Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:15That is like...
00:23:19It's like a window in time.
00:23:21The sort of thing
00:23:23which you always did before someone died,
00:23:25you know?
00:23:26My husband thinks I'm never gonna finish it.
00:23:28I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:31We met while I was recording her.
00:23:33Bonding over granny, huh?
00:23:36Make it sound perverse.
00:23:38That's what it was, right?
00:23:40Buongiorno!
00:23:42Buongiorno!
00:23:43I got pregnant so we got married.
00:24:00I lost the baby.
00:24:04I'm sorry.
00:24:13It was your degree.
00:24:16Yes, thank you.
00:24:17You can take it away.
00:24:18Yes, thank you.
00:24:28I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:30Did you, uh, did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have.
00:24:44Tell me.
00:24:45It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like, uh, your soulmate, or your family, or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected by this red string.
00:25:04It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:16There's this moment in the tape, I'm sitting, waiting in the airport bar for my flight, and I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing adventure, and how I'm gonna show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:37But...
00:25:46I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:49That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:52Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:56Maybe.
00:25:59Maybe I just wanna write about nothing.
00:26:02Everything is nothing.
00:26:05All the best.
00:26:06Yes.
00:26:07Cleano.
00:26:08Grazie.
00:26:09That's it.
00:26:12Make a wish.
00:26:13Oh, yeah.
00:26:15Make it great.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:25Bravo.
00:26:26Bravo.
00:26:27Hey.
00:26:28Come here.
00:26:36What do you mean?
00:26:37What?
00:26:38Grab my hand.
00:26:39Wait.
00:26:40Here, go, go, go.
00:26:41Oh my god.
00:26:42Oh my gosh.
00:26:43Oh my gosh.
00:26:44Oh no.
00:26:45What?
00:26:46What do you mean?
00:26:47Oh my gosh.
00:26:48Oh my gosh.
00:26:49Oh my gosh.
00:26:50Oh my gosh.
00:26:51Oh my gosh.
00:26:52Hey.
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:54It's the carabinerary.
00:26:55Hey.
00:26:56Please.
00:26:57No.
00:26:58Hey.
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03Hey.
00:27:04We can't go back it.
00:27:05Go back it.
00:27:06You can't go back it.
00:27:07Look.
00:27:08You can't pay me, I'm getting away!
00:27:10You can't pay me, I'm getting away!
00:27:12Oh no!
00:27:14Oh no!
00:27:16Oh no!
00:27:18Oh no!
00:27:20Oh no!
00:27:22Oh no!
00:27:24Oh no!
00:27:26Did it make you feel better if I said I said no one day off?
00:27:30Yes, it's true.
00:27:32Yes, it's true.
00:27:34I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:38You're horrible.
00:27:40You're horrible.
00:27:42You're really horrible.
00:27:44Come on, let's go.
00:27:46Quick.
00:27:48Let's go.
00:27:50Why are we still running?
00:27:52I don't know why we're still running.
00:27:54Come on.
00:28:04Oh my gosh.
00:28:08Yeah?
00:28:10It went off my nose.
00:28:14Shut up my nose.
00:28:20We come back?
00:28:22Maybe.
00:28:25Maybe is not a no.
00:28:28And since I don't have a phone,
00:28:30you're gonna have to give me your number.
00:28:33For cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:36No.
00:28:40Fair enough.
00:28:44I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:28:56Hey.
00:29:02Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:14Why?
00:29:22So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:32Happy birthday.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:42Oh.
00:29:44Oh.
00:29:46Oh.
00:29:48Oh.
00:30:50Yeah, it's so much of this stuff to get through.
00:30:56Got through.
00:30:58Nice.
00:30:58There are the great big events, the things you think you'll always remember, and you do, but there are other smaller, picking a blackberry that's been in the sun or brushing the fingertip of someone you didn't know you loved until you touched them.
00:31:18Nellie was this little collie who wouldn't go on a leash, so she had to sit on a bicycle seat.
00:31:27They stay with me, too.
00:31:29Jane.
00:31:41Janey.
00:31:42Got some pastries.
00:31:46You're still asleep?
00:31:54Jane.
00:31:54Janey.
00:31:55Janey.
00:31:56Janey.
00:31:57Janey.
00:31:58Janey.
00:31:59Janey.
00:32:00Janey.
00:32:01Janey.
00:32:02Janey.
00:32:03Janey.
00:32:04Janey.
00:32:05Janey.
00:32:06Janey.
00:32:07Janey.
00:32:08Janey.
00:32:09Janey.
00:32:10Janey.
00:32:11Janey.
00:32:12Janey.
00:32:13Janey.
00:32:14Janey.
00:32:15Janey.
00:32:16Janey.
00:32:17Janey.
00:32:18Janey.
00:32:19Janey.
00:32:20Janey.
00:32:21Janey.
00:32:22Janey.
00:32:23Janey.
00:32:24Janey.
00:32:25Janey.
00:32:26Janey.
00:32:27Janey.
00:32:28Janey.
00:32:29Janey.
00:32:30Janey.
00:32:31Janey.
00:32:32Janey.
00:32:33Janey.
00:32:34Janey.
00:32:35Janey.
00:32:36Janey.
00:32:37Janey.
00:32:38Janey.
00:32:39Janey.
00:32:40Janey.
00:32:41Janey.
00:32:42Janey.
00:32:43They were nice boys, but I didn't want to leave my mum and dad.
00:32:52I wish I had sometimes.
00:32:54You know when you were 19 and the world just felt so open and carefree and full of possibility?
00:33:01You reminded me of that.
00:33:04At that time.
00:33:06You were 19 when we met?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08I wouldn't have described you as carefree back then.
00:33:11Not at all.
00:33:12Well, I felt nostalgia.
00:33:14Or something for youth.
00:33:16You're not old, Jane.
00:33:18We ran out on the bill.
00:33:21You just ran out? What do you mean you ran out on the bill?
00:33:24Perhaps I'm not explaining it well. It was...
00:33:27It was fun.
00:33:29It was just fun.
00:33:41How was work?
00:33:41The conductor's actually a descendant of Walter Legg, which is fascinating.
00:33:48The three of us were planning dinner before we leave.
00:33:51I'd like that.
00:33:56Jane?
00:33:56Oh, my God.
00:34:00This is Caleb.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:34:05We were?
00:34:06That's so weird.
00:34:07Sit, please.
00:34:08Sit down.
00:34:09Join us.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11Oh.
00:34:11You're not a chance of a wrap.
00:34:14I know, right?
00:34:19I'm off to you when I get back pretty soon.
00:34:21That's okay.
00:34:22I already ate, so I'll just grab a coffee or something.
00:34:25I'm off the check, please.
00:34:36In the cafe, play for play.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:39No, thank you.
00:34:40Oh, no thank you.
00:34:44Jane, you don't smoke.
00:34:50Yes, I do.
00:34:52Sometimes, at parties.
00:34:56You didn't know that.
00:34:58Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:35:00Grazie.
00:35:04Grazie.
00:35:06Italian food's so overrated.
00:35:10I love it.
00:35:12There's no variety.
00:35:14English food, on the other hand...
00:35:16Say what you like about it.
00:35:18There's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie.
00:35:20I went to this party the other day
00:35:22in this villa owned by this old, drunk ex-pat.
00:35:26They had, like, a private chef and everything,
00:35:29and they were serving this, like, loaf of meat
00:35:32covered in sauce with all these other loaves.
00:35:35And this girl came over to me and said it was cat.
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No joke.
00:35:40Like, a roasted mommy cat and her kittens.
00:35:43That is disgusting.
00:35:45True story.
00:35:51Why don't you tell Leonard one of your viola jokes?
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:59You're selling my aunt.
00:36:01What?
00:36:02Come on.
00:36:03Let's hear one.
00:36:08Um...
00:36:09I have one.
00:36:12What is the definition of perfect pitch?
00:36:17What?
00:36:21When you throw a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
00:36:24You didn't just make that up.
00:36:27I did.
00:36:28It's too good.
00:36:29I did.
00:36:30Well, I'm impressed and I'm stealing it.
00:36:33You can pretty much make that joke about any instrument.
00:36:35You play anything, Caleb?
00:36:36This and that, you know.
00:36:37Shall we?
00:36:38What time to go?
00:36:39Already?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41I've got to get back to work.
00:36:42Hmm.
00:36:43Hmm.
00:36:44So, what's next on your agenda Caleb?
00:36:45Umm, I'm thinking, Tibet.
00:36:46Oh, Tibet?
00:36:47Really?
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49Really?
00:36:50Yeah, I'm going to get back to work.
00:36:51Hmm.
00:36:53Hmm.
00:36:56So, what's next on your agenda Caleb?
00:36:57Um, I'm thinking Tibet.
00:36:59Oh, Tibet really?
00:37:00Yeah, there's this thing called the Shantan Festival the end of this summer, I shall...
00:37:02Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:37:03Um, I'm thinking Tibet.
00:37:06Oh, Tibet, really?
00:37:07Yeah, there's this thing called the Shantan Festival at the end of the summer.
00:37:10Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:37:11That's where the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill, right?
00:37:15The monks, the monks, the monks.
00:37:17So pretty.
00:37:19How do you support yourself?
00:37:21You know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
00:37:28All right, then.
00:37:30I'll walk you.
00:37:31Does anybody have a pen? You got a pen?
00:37:34Yeah, I have a pen.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:49I have a piece of paper.
00:37:51You guys should definitely come over to the island.
00:37:53I'll take you somewhere fun, you know.
00:37:55Don't knock on the front door.
00:37:56Come around the side.
00:37:57Don't need Regina.
00:37:59This year.
00:38:06And thanks again for yesterday.
00:38:08Oh, no problem.
00:38:11Okay.
00:38:13Ciao.
00:38:14How stoned are you?
00:38:15Come on, man.
00:38:16We should tell him a pub.
00:38:17It's not a big deal.
00:38:19So you're saying you smoke back at her?
00:38:20Occasionally.
00:38:21Hey, can we do something fun tonight?
00:38:23Sure.
00:38:24I'm flying from here.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26See you after work.
00:38:27Yep.
00:38:28I'll be waiting.
00:38:29Do you see you after matter?
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31Oh my God.
00:38:32And you smoke back at her?
00:38:33Occasionally.
00:38:34Hey, can we do something fun tonight?
00:38:35Sure.
00:38:39I'm flying from here.
00:38:40Okay.
00:38:41See you after work.
00:38:42Yeah, I'll be waiting.
00:38:44It's a great day.
00:39:14Hey.
00:39:15God, you scared me.
00:39:17Are you following me?
00:39:19Maybe.
00:39:20Is that weird?
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:32I couldn't sleep last night.
00:39:37You told me you were staying near the port so I got the first ferry this morning.
00:39:41I came looking for you.
00:39:44And I can't believe I found you.
00:40:14What are we doing?
00:40:15I think we'll make it out.
00:40:16So sexy and beautiful.
00:40:20What are we doing?
00:40:21I think we'll make it out.
00:40:27I think we'll make it out.
00:40:28So sexy and beautiful.
00:40:29I think we'll make it out.
00:40:30I think we'll make it out.
00:40:32So sexy and beautiful.
00:40:36Beautiful.
00:40:37Beautiful.
00:40:38Beautiful.
00:40:39Beautiful.
00:40:43I can't do this.
00:40:44What?
00:40:45What?
00:40:46I can't do this.
00:40:47Why?
00:40:48Why?
00:40:49I can't do this.
00:40:50Why?
00:40:51Why?
00:40:52I can't do this.
00:40:53Why?
00:40:54Do you do this a lot?
00:40:55What?
00:40:56Do you do this a lot?
00:40:57What?
00:40:58You do this a lot?
00:40:59What?
00:41:00Do you do this a lot?
00:41:01What?
00:41:02Do you seduce women?
00:41:03Is this what you do?
00:41:04I can't do this.
00:41:05What?
00:41:06What?
00:41:07I can't do this.
00:41:08Why?
00:41:09Do you do this a lot?
00:41:10What?
00:41:11Do you do this a lot?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25Do you seduce women?
00:41:26Is this what you do?
00:41:28Is this what you do?
00:41:31You need to be less serious.
00:41:39Don't follow me.
00:41:58Don't follow me.
00:42:03You need to be less serious.
00:42:08Don't follow me.
00:42:12Don't follow me.
00:42:15Don't follow me.
00:42:21Don't follow me.
00:42:26there was one boy from Belgium he was lovely he had a moustache my mother hated moustaches
00:42:56but he was shipped off I never saw him again anyways I met your grandfather not long after and we got married
00:43:08was it love at first sight with grandpa love at first sight stop that thing
00:43:26I do deserve that
00:43:28and I just love my husband
00:43:36Jane I'm sorry just give me a minute I have a hell of a mess of my day I've got so much stuff to do
00:43:44sorry darling
00:43:46hey do you still want to do something fun tonight
00:43:48yeah absolutely lots of dinner I thought we were just staying here
00:43:52two of us
00:43:54just got to work this thing out for tomorrow
00:43:56okay
00:43:58okay I'm sorry
00:44:00thank you
00:44:02okay
00:44:08yeah
00:44:14yeah
00:44:18yeah
00:44:50Leonard, can we talk?
00:45:20Say cheese.
00:45:30You should kind of be in the middle.
00:45:36Alright. Hold on a second.
00:45:51That's what our living room is missing.
00:46:09What did you do?
00:46:10Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:11You did?
00:46:12What did you do?
00:46:13Just wave.
00:46:15Let's go.
00:46:37Oh, my God!
00:49:07I think I need to be less serious.
00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:13Will you put my pants on?
00:49:16Okay.
01:06:06I get it.
01:06:36say it.
01:16:36Why not.
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