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Boarders Season 1 Episode 5 - FULL
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00:00Sir, I have Karen, my mom.
00:11She says it's urgent.
00:12Oh, for flip's sake.
00:17Now is not convenient, Tiffany.
00:22That woman will not ruin at this day.
00:30What the fuck is going on in this backwards place, man?
00:48Did you not even open your handbook?
00:49It's like the most anticipated event of the year.
00:51Oh, is the Duke of Edinburgh coming?
00:52You're an idiot, no?
00:54Bro, this is some mid-summer or, like, wicker man type shit.
00:58I'll be human sacrifice and all of that.
01:00Why have you always got so much to say?
01:01Come on.
01:10Um, whose mixtape is this?
01:12Oh, what the hell is he wearing?
01:25I don't know.
01:26It's kind of work for him, though.
01:27Corolla's challenge commence.
01:55Yep, they're going to kill us.
02:06Did you drug me or something?
02:22I don't know.
02:24You're on shrooms, remember?
02:26Wait, did we fall asleep together?
02:29Oh, I swear to God, if you say anything to anyone about this, I'll nail your balls to the notice board.
02:32What's not Rupert?
02:35Rupert?
02:35I just know you want to slip one in.
02:37I can't be giving you such easy access, can I?
02:39You wish.
02:39Like, I don't want to touch your arsehole when I know your bathroom routine.
02:44Well, come on, spray up.
02:46It's Carothers' day.
02:50Come on, we're going to be late.
02:52For generations, Carothers' challenge has showcased the very best of the future leaders of this country
02:59who hail from our very own St. Gilbert's.
03:04They show us their endurance, their grit, their selflessness.
03:10Nice of you to join us, lover boys.
03:13I will deal with both of you later, just as Lord Carothers did when he sacrificed his left foot
03:20to end the Battle of Coventry.
03:23Here's the first.
03:24So every single winner of the Carothers' challenge goes on to achieve a reputation at St. Gilbert's
03:30that goes on way past their graduation.
03:34Because this is more than a competition.
03:37This is a legacy.
03:39This could be the making of you.
03:49So I encourage as many of you Sixformers as possible to take part.
03:54Come on.
03:55And let us see what you are really made of.
03:59Mrs. Goodloe.
04:01For those who are brave enough to compete today, we'll push you to your limits.
04:08Physically.
04:10And mentally.
04:11You'll have to overcome not just your opponents, not just your teammates, but yourselves.
04:18The rules are simple.
04:20In teams of three, find the pit, retrieve the ceremonial boot, and cross the line unscathed.
04:26If at any point you are hit, you drop your weapon, and you can only play defense.
04:31You may be a team, but there can only be one winner.
04:36And how you decide who crosses the line with the boot is none of my concern.
04:39Clear?
04:40Clear!
04:41What is a pip?
04:43That ceremonial what?
04:44Good luck.
04:45Hmm?
04:47And to the victor.
04:47Because that's fire!
04:49Yeah!
04:50How many times we try?
04:52How many guys escape?
04:53How many lines we try?
04:55Any 25s that we're down on the side?
04:57How many times we try?
04:59How many guys escape?
05:01How many lines we nice?
05:03Any 25s that we're down on the side?
05:07Oi!
05:08You two still sulking?
05:10You guys still haven't told me about the party?
05:13I'm so gutted I missed it.
05:14Oh, no, no, shroomed.
05:15But it was stupid fun.
05:17It was fine.
05:18It's like I hear you hooked up with Toby again, Abs.
05:20Did you know about this, Flo?
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:23Well, anyway, I've came up with a new team name for us.
05:26It's fab.
05:26It's Florence, Abby, Beatrix.
05:28God knows how I came up with it, but I really love it.
05:31We will get the boot this year.
05:33A whole day with zero classes and you still want to do some organized shit?
05:37It will be fun.
05:38Bet you're up for it, Flo.
05:40Babe, I'm broken.
05:42Then we'll help you, won't we, Abs?
05:44I think that's the least that you can do.
05:46Anyway, I have already signed us up, so there is that.
05:49No, you have fucking not.
05:50You have done what?
05:51Oh, come on, ladies.
05:52The three of us, together again, we will be unstoppable.
05:56Come on!
05:57Why are you so happy?
06:00No.
06:02Felix is defending his crown.
06:05These are all of the different winners of the Carruthers Challenge.
06:09It looks about white.
06:11It looks a little male-only, too.
06:15Look, you've got to get me across the line with that boot.
06:18We?
06:18Yeah.
06:19He's speaking French, because we ain't got to do anything, all right?
06:24Listen, I'm done dealing with this higgity-higgity system.
06:26Higgity-higgity?
06:27Yes.
06:28You know this shit ain't for us.
06:30A pit and some dusty old boot somebody cut something on his foot off.
06:34No, he didn't cut his foot off for the boot.
06:35It was the boot he was wearing when he cut his foot off.
06:38As in the motherfucker in the cotton-picking painting.
06:40As in the founder of this school.
06:43Yo, Jaheim, focus.
06:46Jaheim!
06:47Look, I'm going to be honest with you right now.
06:50I don't care, all right?
06:52Of course you don't.
06:53Jaheim, Jaheim, wait!
06:56Look, all right?
06:57Any time I involve myself with this place, or any body in it,
07:01it blows up in my face.
07:03All right?
07:03I'm not giving any of myself to the school no more.
07:05I'm done.
07:06I'm keeping my head down.
07:07But the prestige.
07:09Imagine one of our black faces in that boot.
07:12God, look, hey, hey, Mabel!
07:16Why don't you sign up for Mabel and, you know,
07:18topple the patriarchy and all that?
07:20Yeah.
07:20That is actually a really good idea.
07:23How about it, Mabes?
07:24This could be the year of the female.
07:26We could 100% win.
07:27If we just strategize, I'll do the running.
07:30Oh.
07:31I actually already have a team.
07:34But good luck, though.
07:35You fucked him, didn't you?
07:58I cannot let him win.
08:04Oh!
08:06You are so jarring, you know that.
08:09Fine.
08:10I'll help you out now.
08:13I'll play a stupid little game,
08:14but I'm not ruling my Air Force for this shit, all right?
08:17You are the best!
08:20What about Toby's our third?
08:21There's no prize money, Toby.
08:23Yeah, but...
08:27That trophy's got to be worth something.
08:29Maybe.
08:30I don't know.
08:32Femi, Femi, femininity.
08:34Feminine darling.
08:35Energy.
08:36Queen.
08:36Yeah.
08:38Well, what's up, guys?
08:40You good?
08:41Listen, Toad has the shit.
08:44Really bad.
08:46But that means that Graham and I are looking for a third.
08:49You in?
08:51No, you're right.
08:53I'm with these, Lord.
08:55Huh.
08:56Okay.
08:57Suit yourself.
09:03I can be your third.
09:07Is that you?
09:07Yeah, Jane.
09:08I know I don't look impressive or physically strong.
09:12All right.
09:13Get along with the pitch, bro.
09:14But I actually am fast, am loyal, and I'm smart.
09:17And I know where the pit might hide.
09:19What is a pit, bro?
09:20Please, please, please.
09:22Fine.
09:22What?
09:24Sorry.
09:25What?
09:26He seems like he knows his stuff.
09:27Listen, have you seen this guy's legs?
09:29He can't run.
09:30He's a keyboard warrior.
09:31Who else have we got?
09:33Come on, let's go.
09:33I...
09:34I...
09:35I...
09:35I...
09:36I...
09:36Yes.
09:40Yes!
09:40Yes!
09:42Just be good to get you there early so we can, um...
09:45Do a few pieces to camera and, you know, have your good kids as they arrive.
09:51What's this?
09:52You know, you're not...
09:52You're in your back.
09:54I don't even know what that man they're rapping.
09:57Like I do things different.
09:58No one ever let you get ahead of me.
10:00So you better keep stepping.
10:02And it ain't cold like this, brother, never.
10:03They don't want to see me at the end of my temper.
10:06I roll safe, I ain't drippin' in leather
10:08Me and my team are the real trendsetters
10:10Hello, Stanley.
10:13Hi.
10:13So glad I caught you.
10:15Busy, busy today?
10:16I know, I know, I won't keep you long.
10:18I brought cupcakes.
10:18Oh, thank you.
10:19Do you have that list I asked for
10:21of the students who stayed on the grounds over Exeat?
10:24Yes, yes, there you are.
10:30There you go.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Oh, wow.
10:34Just as I thought.
10:35If you could bring the following names
10:38to the main office...
10:42Of course.
10:43Oh, come on.
10:45What do you mean?
10:46It's made of gold.
10:47Help me out here.
10:48No, no, I doubt that the trophy is solid gold.
10:50Okay.
10:51Hey, Dilton.
10:56What's that about?
10:57Yeah, um, I might have messed that one up.
11:01And my chances were the Raisinets.
11:03Ooh.
11:03Traveling power.
11:05Bro, it's not like that.
11:06You know he liked you.
11:07Yeah, I know.
11:07It's just...
11:08Two friends needed help,
11:10and I had to make a tough call.
11:11Him and...
11:12Don't be dumb.
11:16Don't be dumb.
11:16We just slept together.
11:17Fire.
11:18Yeah?
11:19Not like that.
11:20We just slept together.
11:21Yeah, for fire.
11:22No, we just fell asleep at the same time.
11:24Sir, it was you that was with my boyfriend.
11:27He didn't pick up any of my calls.
11:29No, look.
11:30Rupert isn't gay.
11:31And I'll never do that, Florence.
11:34I'm joking, Emma.
11:35I swear you're blushing.
11:39Black people now blush.
11:41What are you going to do about Dilton?
11:42I don't know.
11:43I might just leave it.
11:44You proper wanted to be in a Raisinets,
11:46and you blew that off with Rupert.
11:48Mum, just chat to this Dilton, brother.
11:50I'm with Toby on that.
11:51Hmm.
11:52Apologise.
11:53I think you'll understand.
11:55Mr Adebayo, Mr Palmer Grace, and Mr States,
11:58you must report to the main office immediately.
12:01Honey, come with me.
12:02Come on.
12:04Come on, let's go.
12:06What's going on?
12:09He's a Dilton.
12:10Yes.
12:12Uh-oh.
12:13It's so beautiful.
12:16Come on, honey.
12:18OK.
12:19Carol!
12:21Hi.
12:21Oh, Florence!
12:23Oh, God, so beautiful.
12:26Turn 18 and get married already,
12:27so I can call your daughter.
12:28Oh, my...
12:30I thought they stopped parents observing the challenge.
12:33Oh, yes, I won't be going anywhere near the field.
12:36Well, darling,
12:37you were probably in town
12:38during all of this commotion over Exeat,
12:41but someone brought drugs onto school grounds,
12:44and then there was fire.
12:45God, don't you worry your gorgeous little head about?
12:49Oh, couple girls.
12:52Am I right?
12:53Oh, my God.
12:56Bye.
12:57Bye.
13:00What is your mum doing here?
13:01Oh, hi to you, too.
13:03I have a really bad feeling about this.
13:05I think they know about the shrooms.
13:06Well, how would they have found out?
13:08Who cares?
13:09It's fine.
13:09I mean, the worst that happens
13:10would be one day of overs.
13:11It's fine.
13:12Well, we should tell the others
13:13we're all on the same page.
13:14On the same page?
13:15What?
13:15How do you know one of them won't snatch?
13:16Well, Omar definitely wouldn't.
13:18He's, like, your bestie, right?
13:20You guys, like, sleep together.
13:23No, we fucking don't.
13:24What are you talking about?
13:24Sleep in the same room.
13:26Surely that counts for something.
13:27I'm not fucking five years old.
13:28I don't have any best mates.
13:29He's a roommate at best.
13:30Okay, I was joking.
13:31You know what?
13:32Omar's been telling you,
13:32but I was high as hell on those shrooms, all right?
13:34Omar hasn't said anything,
13:35so why don't you relax, hon?
13:38God forbid you have a friendship
13:39with someone who actually gives a shit about you.
13:50I don't know.
14:20Hear ye, hear ye.
14:41From Pip's hand to journey's end,
14:44you must evade the wrath of thine enemy
14:47and cross the line by eventide.
14:51What the hell does that even mean?
14:56What's with a little running you?
14:58The Pip is the fastest year seven in the school.
15:01He needs to survive all day without getting caught.
15:04It's brutal for them.
15:06They get absolutely battered.
15:08But they're children, children.
15:10They've got the boot.
15:11No headshots.
15:15N-O-Headshots.
15:18Mosquito, mosquito, mosquito.
15:33Let the games begin!
15:35Remember to always wear protection.
15:49Let's go!
15:50Kill, kill, kill!
15:53Come on, are you up to be slow?
15:55What are you doing?
15:56Get on there!
15:57All right, I'm sorry.
15:58Stay together.
15:58I'm low-key frightened, you know.
16:02Come on, Florin!
16:03Come on!
16:05Come!
16:06Take no prison, boys!
16:10No nursing, no surrender!
16:12You're one!
16:15These abs cover my back.
16:16Over me!
16:17Rise or die!
16:18All right, all right, man.
16:20Go, go, man.
16:21So, what is it this time?
16:31They've taken the ketamine from the horses again.
16:33There was a fire, Barry.
16:34They're out of control, these kids.
16:36Wow.
16:37They're cooking meth, then.
16:38We need to nip it in the bud now before it escalates.
16:40Do you need anything from me, Carol?
16:42Get off the line!
16:43Get off the line!
16:45Get off the line!
16:46Get off the line!
16:47Get off the line!
16:48Get off the line!
16:48Get off the line!
16:49Get off the line!
16:51I can see him!
16:52I can see him!
16:53Oh, he's coming in the eye!
17:02And as soon as I see that bitch of a boy,
17:04I'm aiming for his dick and balls.
17:06Damn, Nia.
17:07Dick and balls, that's kind of crazy.
17:10Yeah, well, he's a prick,
17:11and you shouldn't be backing him.
17:13Listen, I don't know the brother like you do,
17:16but still, dick and balls is kind of mad.
17:18It's like all your brothers think with is your dicks,
17:20and as soon as that gets wet,
17:22you miraculously and audaciously lose any sense and logic you might have had.
17:26Look, I'm going to be 100% honest with you right now.
17:28I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:30I'm talking about how you boys act one way until you get what you want,
17:33and then it's complete, like, 360.
17:36You mean 180?
17:38I think.
17:42Listen, yeah?
17:43I don't know what that Koku brother did to install this much anger inside you, yeah?
17:49But listen, that brother showed you what he was like from day dot, I'm telling you.
17:53Bro, this is a different world he's from.
17:56They're all from this world.
17:57If you're trying to find understanding here,
17:59then sorry, B, but you're not finding that.
18:01Different world on up, still.
18:03Dick and balls.
18:04It's easier to hold someone else accountable than yourself, so...
18:08Ho-ho, it's like we're the boss, yeah?
18:11Shh!
18:12What?
18:13Can we please just be quick and quiet?
18:15I think I know where the pip is.
18:16No.
18:17I saw Koku's fat head go that way.
18:18Let's take him out.
18:20I thought you wanted to win.
18:21Sounds like somebody's got other intentions.
18:23Well, obviously I want to win.
18:27It's just like...
18:29We just got to take out the competition.
18:31I don't know about you, bro,
18:32but it sounds like somebody doesn't want to take accountability.
18:35He's got a point.
18:46What?
18:48What, bro?
18:51Sweat's got you lot knowing as hell, bro.
18:53So we have brought you...
18:56So you're aware, this isn't an interview, it's just a chat.
19:01You're free to leave at any time.
19:03Yeah.
19:04As a young black man, I'm well-versed in such proceedings.
19:07Well, it's come to my attention that there was a fire started on school grounds,
19:12and we suspect it was due to the manipulation of illegal substances.
19:18We're talking about meth.
19:20If someone was cooking up meth, I'd want to know if it was for personal use or distribution.
19:29What are you talking about?
19:35That's that white people shit.
19:37How do you explain this?
19:39Hmm?
19:45Is that weed oil?
19:47The fact that you know what it is isn't helping your case here, young man.
19:51This is an arrestable offence.
20:00Why do you reckon we're here?
20:02Do you think it's because of the weed?
20:05Or the shrooms?
20:06Could it be the fire?
20:08I can't believe you got me into this.
20:10Sorry, what?
20:12I wouldn't have been there if you lot weren't so...
20:14So, so what, Femi?
20:16I shouldn't have been there.
20:18Well, sorry for extending the invite.
20:19Sorry for trying to bond with you people.
20:21You people, yeah?
20:24Femi, are you for real right now?
20:27It doesn't matter how many Polish shirts you buy,
20:29you will never be one of them, Femi.
20:32That's why they bailed on you.
20:36Bailed on me?
20:39Sorry, where's your mate Rupert?
20:42Funny how him and his girlfriend who brought the drugs
20:45aren't here but you are.
20:46And you're making it out like I'm the naive one.
20:52Or a year away.
20:59Did you know that in this town alone
21:01there are over 5,000 opiate and heroin and crack users?
21:05That's double the national average, you know?
21:07And you're coming here talking to me about weed.
21:09Still a Class B drug.
21:10That, this, this isn't even a pack.
21:15It's probably some medicinal shit or something.
21:18Sorry for swearing.
21:20But, I mean,
21:23I wouldn't know about that.
21:24You're so full of shit, Jihima.
21:40I thought you said you were going to help me win.
21:41What the hell?
21:42Oh, whatever, man.
21:43Listen, this game is rigged anyway.
21:45It's not meant for us to win.
21:46Oh, shocker.
21:48Same shitty attitude you've had all time.
21:50Why are you even here if you're not going to try?
21:52Oh, my God, shut up.
21:53And listen, yeah?
21:55Because if you would have let me land,
21:57I would have said it's not meant for us to win
21:58because it's meant for the people that were born in this.
22:00It's meant for the men that have this
22:01in their flipping back garden, look.
22:03What?
22:05Yeah.
22:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:07I'm just trying to make the game a bit more fair, innit?
22:10In fact,
22:11I think your boy Coquery ain't too far from that.
22:13Jaheim, you hacked the throne.
22:16Yes, I did.
22:17Oh, my God.
22:19I could fucking kiss you right now.
22:20Don't do that.
22:22You could kiss me.
22:28Would you keep up?
22:31Is her foot even broken?
22:34Hmm.
22:40I think we should go right.
22:41We can gain higher ground.
22:43Last year, the pit was found by the river.
22:45Okay, so?
22:46So, it's always there.
22:48This isn't news, hon.
22:49Maybe shit is different now.
22:50Deal with it.
22:51Let's just try something else and be done with this.
22:52What, so you can get back to your new best friend
22:54and swap fucking hair care secrets?
22:56Get over yourself, Markle.
22:58You can't say shit like that.
23:00I always say shit like that.
23:01But suddenly, I'm a bitch.
23:03It's a problem.
23:04I'm ignorant.
23:05You are ignorant.
23:06Name one ignorant thing I have ever done to you.
23:08I'm not sitting here tallying your indiscretions, Florence.
23:11Here you are, Abby,
23:12because you've been acting like a suck-up bitch
23:14ever since you remembered you were bl-
23:15I dare you to finish that.
23:19One ignorant thing.
23:20Go on.
23:20Okay.
23:21That stupid joke you made about Taheen's dick
23:23taking out a whole village.
23:25That was Beatrix.
23:26We was wearing grey fucking shorts.
23:28I know a prominent dick outline when I see one.
23:30You call me exotic looking whenever I put on eyeliner.
23:33You say my hair is wild when I haven't pulled it back.
23:36Girl!
23:36You asked me once if I knew Swahili.
23:40Swahili!
23:40Girl!
23:40Florence!
23:41I found the fucking pit!
23:45Please don't shoot me.
23:46That depends on one thing.
23:48Hand us the boot.
23:50Bitch!
23:50Weird, Carol.
23:58Really?
23:59Remind me of your badge number, kind sir.
24:02Barry, trust me, let's cut this one loose.
24:04I know I can get something out of one of the other ones.
24:06I promise there's more than weed at play here.
24:08We just have to find it.
24:09There's no need to be scared.
24:17I'm not scared.
24:18I just don't know what I'm doing here.
24:29I get it.
24:31No snitch, no stitch, right?
24:34We want to get this sorted out, quickly and internally.
24:37It's how we do things here at St Gilbert.
24:40No one needs to know.
24:44Or we call your parents.
24:47What do you say?
24:51What the fuck have you been saying to Florence?
24:53What?
24:54Why have you been running your mouth?
24:55Rupert, I don't have time for this right now.
24:57No, no, no, no.
24:57No, fuck you off.
24:58I'm about to be questioned by the police.
25:00What?
25:00Presumably over your girlfriend's drugs.
25:02So chill.
25:04Shit.
25:09Police.
25:11Shit, I'm sorry.
25:12I had no idea.
25:16You take the left.
25:19You right.
25:21Come here.
25:22Let's do this.
25:23Leave out.
25:25Back off.
25:26Back up.
25:27Guns on the ground.
25:29Don't.
25:31Back off.
25:32Ha, ha, ha.
25:34Ha, ha, ha.
25:35Ha, ha, ha.
25:35We don't want to ruin your pretty little outfits, so why not give up the boot, eh?
25:43Woo!
25:44Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.
25:45That's what you get, bitch.
25:47Woo!
25:48Asshole.
25:49Woo!
25:50Too busy hunting me down.
25:52Didn't realize you got shot too.
25:54What?
25:56Mabel.
25:58Hi.
25:58You shot me well, Gwan.
26:04Nothing all Gwan, Leah.
26:05It's a game.
26:06Oh, yeah, right.
26:07As if it's not about this fat forehead prick.
26:09Well, maybe if you were thinking about someone other than him, you wouldn't have been shot.
26:13Oh, so it is about the limp dick prick.
26:16I'm right here.
26:17I know.
26:20Mabel, I apologize.
26:21Barely.
26:22You said we'd talk about it later, and we never did, because you're all about you and all your shit.
26:27You didn't even check in to see how I felt.
26:29Well, I'm sorry if I had to cleanse my body from the Uncle Tom I let inside of me.
26:33Again, all about you.
26:35And Jesus Christ, Mabel, you are so fucking needy.
26:38What?
26:38Yes.
26:39Me.
26:39You.
26:40Needy.
26:40Needy.
26:41Shut up.
26:42Leah, you got shot, but we didn't.
26:44We're still playing.
26:45I drop everything to help you, and I'm needy?
26:48I'm needy.
26:57Fuck you.
27:03Mabel, I didn't mean...
27:06Show's over, Little Mix.
27:07Hand over the boot, or we will empty our loads from the paintball gun.
27:14Fuck me.
27:16Do you know what?
27:17Yeah, you can just have it.
27:19It was your idea to play this fucking game.
27:22I just wanted us to spend some time together, but instead, all we've done is assassinate each other's characters, and I hate it.
27:28You're both being selfish, self-centered little hags, and it stops now.
27:34Just stop being little shits and apologize.
27:38Sorry.
27:39No.
27:40Oh, properly.
27:41I'm sorry.
27:45I didn't mean anything I said.
27:47I was just upset because it's like you found Leah, and suddenly we didn't matter anymore.
27:51Just because me and Leah are friends does not mean that you two are not my bitches.
27:55I would never say anything to hurt you.
27:59Well, I can just be an insensitive, jealous dick sometimes, but I love you.
28:05You're the most beautiful girl, I know.
28:08I love you, too.
28:09I'm sorry I've been distant, and I am sorry about your foot.
28:14It's all right.
28:14It's not like you did it on purpose.
28:17Abby, you sadistic cow.
28:22In all honesty, it's not even broken.
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:25We know.
28:28I love you, bitches.
28:30I love you, too.
28:32Slag.
28:33And I love you both.
28:36You horse.
28:39So, we can have the boot.
28:43Shut up.
28:45Uh, hey, bitches.
28:48Slags, whores, yeah, whatever.
28:50Um, quick question.
28:52Because you guys aren't playing anymore, and we are, could we maybe, you know, have the boot,
28:56please?
28:57I mean, we don't have to have that one.
29:01We can go and find another one, right?
29:02But just that one on your shoulder would do very nicely, please.
29:10Please.
29:14Characters.
29:16Characters.
29:18Characters.
29:19Characters.
29:21Characters.
29:21Right.
29:22Uh, well done, everyone.
29:23That was very touching.
29:24Let's go.
29:25No, it's not really about winning, though.
29:29It's about the power of friendship.
29:31I feel like no one's listening.
29:32Charity, we've done charity today.
29:36I found a lab-a-ding-dong.
29:38For fuck's sake.
29:39Sorry, gals.
30:03The espresso's not even hit the same.
30:05Good lope.
30:06Yeah.
30:06How you doing?
30:09Someone's got to win soon.
30:11Yeah.
30:14How was it?
30:16Did you find the pip?
30:22Pears of joy.
30:23Yeah.
30:27Hello?
30:29Of course I'm hard to reach Tiffany.
30:31I'm in the middle of nowhere.
30:31What?
30:38I can't believe they're still getting away with this shit.
30:40Getting away with what?
30:41The whole strip search thing, right?
30:43I mean, clearly that's what they're doing in there.
30:46I've...
30:46I've never been stopped by the police before.
30:49Look, if I know anything about school policy, and trust me, I know school policy, they've
30:56already searched your room for drugs, and obviously found nothing in there, right?
31:00So, right, the easiest thing for you to do is just show them that you have nothing on
31:05you.
31:06How do I do that?
31:09Okay.
31:09Um, just unturn your pockets so they can see there's nothing there.
31:18See?
31:19There you go.
31:20Yeah.
31:20Nothing there.
31:21Thanks.
31:24Right.
31:25Ah, but no.
31:26You might have something strapped around here, so you'd have to take that off.
31:29Yeah.
31:31Take it off.
31:32I'm being serious.
31:33Someone had drugs on school grounds over Exeat, so we have to call your parents so we can
31:42get a drug test authorised.
31:44Drug test?
31:45No, please.
31:48I'll get sent to Nigeria.
31:50Unless.
31:51Unless what?
31:52Well, unless we find who this actually belongs to, we have to assume it's you.
31:57Google what he's saying.
32:08Oh, trainers too.
32:30Yeah.
32:30Dealers always have drugs on their trainers.
32:32Socks too.
32:37But can't they see an outline through my socks?
32:39Like, surely I don't need to do this?
32:41Nah, nah, nah, nah.
32:42These days dealers have all sorts of hidden compartments.
32:44Come on, socks off.
32:45It's for your own good.
32:46Quickly, come on.
32:46Someone can come.
32:48Yeah.
32:50Yeah, that's it.
32:51What else?
32:58Maybe the vest.
32:59Ooh, maybe, uh, whoa.
33:01Tracksuit bombs?
33:02What?
33:03What the fuck are you doing?
33:04Fuck?
33:05Huh?
33:05The vest too?
33:08And it's what you want, Rupert.
33:10Because I can't see any reason why he'd want this except to see my dick.
33:12You're a fucking widow.
33:13No, I'm a fucking idiot.
33:15Ignoring what everyone says about you.
33:16Yeah, what's everyone saying?
33:17You're a sociopathic pathetic knob, and that's without everyone knowing about your daddy issues.
33:22Yeah, it's funny that I'm the sociopath with the daddy issues, yet you're the fucking loser who could just about get me to be his mate.
33:28If playing with me gets your sad little rocks off, get your fill.
33:33I did.
33:47What the hell is going on here?
33:53Carol, what have you done?
33:55Shit.
34:13The quickest route crosses paths with Felix, but if we take the longer route, they'll beat us there and batter us before we've even crossed the line.
34:20Bro, where's all this negativity coming from, man?
34:22I'm just being real, Jaheim.
34:24Listen, I did not come this far just to lose.
34:27I'm doing this for you two, so we better find a way around it.
34:29Thanks for the positivity, Oprah, but we will lose.
34:32Because Felix is watching.
34:34He's always watching.
34:38I'm just going to run.
34:40Give me the boot.
34:41What?
34:42Oh, no!
34:43Give me the boot.
34:45Stand by.
34:49Get ready.
34:50Hold it.
34:51Go, go, go!
34:52Ow!
35:00Well, well, well.
35:01Looks like we've caught ourselves a little whopper.
35:05I've blown off three dicks today and I will blow off three more.
35:08No, I didn't, I, I didn't, I didn't mean it like that, you know.
35:14You're out.
35:15Remember?
35:16If you shoot us, your whole team will be disqualified.
35:20Bad luck?
35:22Oh, and, uh, you were right.
35:26I am always watching.
35:28We know you, perv.
35:30Oh, yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
35:34Good girls.
36:04I want you, but do you want me?
36:08I want you, I want you, I want you crazy
36:11You're just mad, I want you baby
36:15You could do my own, I want you just crazy
36:19The police!
36:28Barry's hardly a SWAT team.
36:30They're kids.
36:31There was a fire, Bernard. Drugs.
36:33There's always drugs.
36:35It's a private school.
36:37This is a private school, not a monastery.
36:41I told you I have a handle on it.
36:44No, you don't.
36:45I've got half a mind to call the board and tell them...
36:47What?
36:48That you had three underage kids questioned
36:51without parental knowledge or authorisation?
36:54Get the hell out of my school.
36:56It's only a matter of time before everyone else sees what I can.
37:09Then you're gone.
37:10Send him in, please.
37:29Sit down.
37:30Omar, I...
37:41I have no words.
37:46What Mrs. Watlington Geese did to you was despicable
37:48and I intend to get to the bottom of it.
37:53I don't want anyone to know.
37:56It will just blow back on me.
37:58No, I wouldn't let that happen.
38:02Why don't you leave the matter with me
38:03and I promise I will have it resolved
38:07in a timely and discreet manner.
38:11Can I leave, please?
38:14Of course.
38:27Hey.
38:29Dilton.
38:31Don't you mean Rupert?
38:32Honestly, I'm so sorry.
38:34No, no, no.
38:35It's not your fault.
38:36I'm the twat
38:37because I left my fate and the Raisinets on you.
38:40It meant a lot to me too.
38:43More than you can imagine.
38:45I can't imagine.
38:49And I don't believe you.
38:50Is this the champion chariot?
39:02Yes, I did!
39:04Yes, yes!
39:05Yes, yes!
39:05Thank you for letting me get past that narrative movement.
39:33Only one winner.
39:34I'm glad it was you.
39:35Wait, what?
39:36Why are the police here?
39:45And the boys still haven't messaged you back?
39:47No.
39:54Why don't this feel all right, Jaheim?
39:56Why were the police here?
39:57Toby, Omar and Femi weren't at the challenge.
40:09That is none of your concern.
40:10But it is my concern.
40:11They're my friends.
40:12Yes.
40:13And they're my students.
40:14Was there anything else, Miss Ashford?
40:15They're my friends.
40:16Yes.
40:17And they're my students.
40:19Was there anything else, Miss Ashford?
40:23Sit down.
40:29How did Carol get hold of this?
40:30I have absolutely no idea, sir.
40:42Well, first things first, we need to contact Omar's parents.
40:47We thought it might help for Priya and I to speak with them first.
40:50From a PR standpoint, it's important that we contain it.
40:54Omar has decided he does not wish to draw attention to the matter.
40:58So it's best we don't take it any further.
41:02Let that be a relief to us all.
41:05The school is currently going through a difficult chapter.
41:09So we think following all procedures and policies would probably be best, Bea.
41:15Fine, but after the fundraiser.
41:19That's weeks away.
41:20Without donations, the school cannot function.
41:23And we certainly can't support our new scholarship students.
41:27Last thing I need right now is our donors getting a whiff of yet another shitstorm.
41:32PR aside, I mean, we just saw Omar.
41:35We could at least...
41:36Listen, the children's wellbeing is my job, not yours.
41:41Of course.
41:45Stanley, before the fundraiser, I want you to search every dorm
41:50and confiscate every piece of contraband you can find.
41:53I don't want to find so much as a cough drop on the school grounds. Understood?
41:58Of course.
42:00We could take away their phones.
42:02We could turn off the internet.
42:04And that way, they won't be able to contact their dealers.
42:08Just a suggestion.
42:10Good idea. Why not?
42:12Bea, I know things can feel like they're closing in on you.
42:14I promise you that this issue will be resolved.
42:17But right now, we need to ensure that this fundraiser goes without a hitch.
42:23Is that clear?
42:24Yes, Bea.
42:25Yes, Bea. Yes, you are.
42:32So I told that copper, I ain't no snitch.
42:35You're a bloody rascal.
42:36That's what...
42:37Rascals!
42:38Rascals!
42:39Rascals!
42:40Rascals!
42:41Rascals!
42:42Rascals!
42:43Rascals!
42:44Rascals!
42:45Let's go!
42:46Let's go!
42:48Omar, I just saw the police.
42:50Where have you been all day? What happened?
42:51Can we just leave it?
42:52I can call Gus.
42:53Look, right.
42:54Listen to me.
42:55Listen to me for once, right?
42:56No, no, no, no.
42:57Listen, right?
42:58I'm not your child.
42:59It's none of your business.
43:00Sorry, but if I just call him...
43:01Look, leave it!
43:03Right?
43:04Leave it.
43:05I'm fine.
43:06I'm fucking fine.
43:07Leave me alone.
43:09Sometimes, since I last fell,
43:11there's pressure on my backbone.
43:13Slip discs coming loose on a trek home.
43:15I'm not trying to arrive with my head held up.
43:17So I look to the sky, the place I roam,
43:19and I'm feeling cold,
43:20and I'm taking flight inside my mind.
43:22So I come back down when the feeling's right.
43:24It's alright, it's on me.
43:26It's alright, it's on me.
43:28It's alright, it's on me.
43:30It's alright, it's on me.
43:32It's alright, she said it's on me.
43:34It's alright, it's on me.
43:35It's alright, she said it's on me.
43:37It's alright, it's on me.
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