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00:00Closer each day
00:03Home in no way
00:06You're gonna be a dad.
00:14Cash!
00:15What are you up to?
00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.
00:20You sure you weren't just looking for his wedding bath?
00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?
00:25We're seriously making this maid of honour thing a real labour of love.
00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langland.
00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?
00:34I don't know.
00:35Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?
00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.
00:45Superintendent, with respect sir, I can explain.
00:48Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.
00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss and I've been ordered to cease all inquiries.
00:55Are you gonna follow it up there, will you?
00:56It won't be a priority, especially since I currently have no evidence.
01:00Sorry mate.
01:01Yeah, so am I.
01:03What happened to the simple bonjour?
01:09I moved up a level in the language app.
01:24Nothing to brag about.
01:25Today is the day I am so excited.
01:28Wait, what?
01:29She's talking about the hens party, not the wedding.
01:32Oh, Eden's hens is gonna be epic!
01:34Cash's box is pretty solid too.
01:35Oh yeah?
01:36Keep telling yourself that, chump.
01:38Nothing will beat what I have planned.
01:40Anyway, gotta get to work.
01:42I'll see you later.
01:44I hope you're ready for a late night.
01:46Yeah, don't worry.
01:47Happy to give your fellas a lift back from the city, no matter what time it ends.
01:50Yeah, sounds interesting.
01:52Don't worry, I'm not angling for an invite.
01:55As a celebrant, I've got to maintain a professional distance.
01:58Just reminds me of my Navy days when once we kidnapped the groom Tugger
02:03and took him and tied him to a telephone pole miles out of town.
02:07That sounds rough.
02:09It was, alright.
02:10Problem was none of us could remember where we tied him up.
02:13I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.
02:16Neither would I, son.
02:18Neither would I.
02:22Say, you had a big one planned, eh?
02:30Oh, I am glad you ordered the big breakfast,
02:32always sensible to line your stomach before a big night out.
02:34Please tell me I'm gonna like what you've got planned.
02:36Trust me, I tailored it to suit your personality.
02:38What does that even mean?
02:40Don't worry, I got the memo.
02:42You're a rock chick.
02:45What?
02:47I'm so glad that I've got a super chilled best man.
02:49We're probably just gonna end up watching the footy with a couple of beers,
02:52maybe taking it easy, probably end up babysitting something like that.
02:55Yeah, do me a favour.
02:56I had two vows that once we're married
02:57you're never gonna have the smug look again, yeah?
02:59Ah, well, my vows are gonna be much deeper than that, aren't they?
03:01How are yours going, by the way?
03:02Um, they're a work in progress.
03:04You know, it would be good if maybe you changed your mind and showed me yours
03:06and we can make sure we're on the same page.
03:07We're definitely on the same page.
03:09Okay, good.
03:10Well, I'm gonna go finish my vows.
03:12Okay, love you.
03:13Love you too.
03:14Hey, the groom.
03:15Hey, best man.
03:16Hey.
03:17How you going?
03:18Yeah, good.
03:19We need to talk about tonight.
03:20There's gonna be a night you'll remember for the rest of your life.
03:23Or forget.
03:24Oh, I was gonna make your breakfast in bed.
03:34Oh, wait, thank you.
03:35I just got up and I was so excited.
03:38This feels so right, doesn't it?
03:40It does.
03:41It does.
03:42I'm with you.
03:43Manifesting.
03:44I just think it and then it happened.
03:46Or it's science.
03:48Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
03:49Science, luck, manifesting.
03:50Either way, we're very blessed.
03:52We are.
03:53We are.
03:54We are blessed.
03:55I really, really should.
03:56I didn't have to go to this ton of bucks party.
03:58Oh, I know.
03:59I've got Abigail's invitation.
04:00There's like four different locations.
04:01That's true.
04:02I may never come home.
04:03Should we just tell them what's happened then?
04:05Not go?
04:06Mm-mm.
04:07Mm-mm.
04:08We have to wait until at least after the wedding.
04:09No, you're right.
04:10You're right.
04:11Yeah.
04:12It'll be our little secret.
04:13Oh, Molly.
04:14Hey.
04:15Don't mind me.
04:16Mm.
04:19Y'all good?
04:20Mm-hmm. Good. You good?
04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:22Just talking about the parties.
04:23Well, you better buckle up,
04:24because Tarnia's got a big one planned.
04:25Oh, okay.
04:26Here we go.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Party time.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Wow.
04:32Don't do that.
04:34Wow.
04:39Oh.
04:48Oh, my God.
04:49Oh, no.
04:51Thanks for coming.
05:21I know she appreciates it.
05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice on his suit for the wedding?
05:27Advice and no doubt her credit card.
05:29Apparently they're stopping by the travel agent
05:31because he is booking a surprise holiday for Lacey.
05:35Oh that sounds romantic.
05:36No.
05:37I've taught him everything I know.
05:38Oh, including what is this?
05:39Morning.
05:40Morning.
05:41Hey.
05:42As usual.
05:43How are you all?
05:44Fine.
05:45Thanks.
05:46Sure.
05:47What's this?
05:51It's where we're going for your bucks.
05:53What's a whiskey bar?
05:55Well, it's not just any whiskey bar.
05:57It's a gentleman's club.
05:58Oh.
05:59Well, you know, we can just drink whiskey here.
06:01This place has a huge range.
06:03Did you know they spell whiskey differently depending on the region it's from?
06:05Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?
06:07Brother, I've been researching, I've been planning this whole thing out.
06:11It's going to be amazing.
06:12Righto.
06:13Okay.
06:14And I booked out one of their private rooms for us.
06:15Okay.
06:16And when you say it's a gentleman's club?
06:18Hey, don't worry.
06:19It's a classy place.
06:20You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks if you order the wrong thing.
06:23Or the right thing.
06:24Sorry.
06:25Depending on how you're looking at it.
06:26Sorry.
06:27Sorry.
06:28Did you say $300?
06:29Don't worry.
06:30Everyone's shipped in.
06:31It's all covered.
06:32Our shop.
06:33I'm impressed.
06:34It's high praise coming from you.
06:35Hmm.
06:36Well, honestly, I thought you were going to take him bowling in Yabby Creek
06:37and then have him home in time to put Archie to bed.
06:39It doesn't beat what I have planned.
06:41All right.
06:42Well, since you asked, you can't tell.
06:43First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city.
06:46And then we're going to do a paint and sip.
06:47And then we're going to do a burlesque class.
06:49And then we're going to do dinner.
06:50And then we're going to do dancing at a drag club.
06:52Ha.
06:53Wait, you're going to do all those things.
06:54You're going to kill Eda.
06:55Not if I keep her boozed up, which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.
06:59And don't worry, Sydney Constable, I do have my RSA.
07:01But the best part, the best part is going to be the games.
07:03I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as a prize.
07:06Oh.
07:07Are you serious?
07:08No.
07:09Just kidding.
07:10Kind of.
07:38I'm sorry.
07:39I don't believe in kipping.
07:43Hey.
07:44That was quick.
07:45You done with your bowels already?
07:46Yes.
07:47Something like that.
07:48Hey, listen.
07:49How much do you know about what Abigail's organized for your hands?
07:50Almost nothing.
07:51She won't tell me.
07:52Right.
07:53You okay?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Yeah, fine.
07:57Fine.
07:58How did you go with your chilled best manners?
07:59It's not quite as chill as I thought.
08:00It's not quite as chill as I thought.
08:01It sounds fun.
08:02It sounds fun.
08:03It sounds fun.
08:04It sounds fun.
08:05It sounds fun.
08:06What?
08:07I gotta go.
08:08It's just wedding dance stuff.
08:09It's private.
08:10Yeah, okay.
08:11I'll see you at home.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Yeah.
08:14gear.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Yeah.
08:17I'll see you at home.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:20I'll see you at home.
08:21Yeah.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Yeah.
08:36Hey, Jon.
08:38Um, we need to talk.
08:40I read Cashew's vows.
08:41No, no, no, you need to listen, okay?
08:43They are bad.
08:44They are really, really bad.
08:48Mmm.
08:50Ah, it's Tarnay with plans for tonight.
08:53Usually I would jump at a whiskey bar.
08:55Okay, you just need to suck it up, Doc.
08:58Yeah.
08:59You're both here.
09:02Yeah, you know what's so weird? We actually live here.
09:04I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.
09:07Not if I'm about to head to a whiskey bar.
09:10Right, sure.
09:13I think he wants you to leave.
09:15Yeah, sorry.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Okay.
09:29Look.
09:30Hi.
09:31I hate to do this and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.
09:33What is it?
09:34I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.
09:37Okay.
09:38I really hope I'm about to congratulate you.
09:40Because if what I found belongs to Abigail, then she and I are going to have a serious,
09:45life-changing conversation.
09:47Okay, well you can calm down.
09:49Pregnancy test is mine.
09:51Congratulations.
09:52That's awesome.
09:53Yeah, why?
09:54Because you're off the hook?
09:55No.
09:56Because you are going to be the best mum ever.
09:57Oh.
09:58Thanks, buddy.
09:59How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress, I've hit a brick
10:11wall.
10:12They'll understand.
10:13They deserve to know what happened to their mother.
10:17And I don't want them at each other's throws again.
10:20Just because I can't give them answers.
10:23I don't think you've got a choice, mate.
10:25I've always followed the rules.
10:30I like them.
10:31They're there to protect us and the public.
10:34I tell my junior officers that all the time.
10:37But right now, the only person those rules aren't protecting is the one that killed my wife.
10:42All right, so you follow the rules and maybe you never get this guy.
10:48But if you break him, you get justice for your wife.
10:53I get it.
10:56That's a huge risk.
11:01Well, he's your groom.
11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.
11:04You're our celebrant.
11:05You could encourage him to do better.
11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.
11:10No.
11:14Read it.
11:15E is for eternity.
11:17Yeah.
11:18E is for diamond.
11:20E is for eternity again.
11:23Yep.
11:25E is for never will we part.
11:27F is forever.
11:28Please stop.
11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.
11:30Well, at least they're interesting.
11:31This!
11:32This is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.
11:35Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
11:37His future bride.
11:38Or you, our celebrant, who may get fired if you let the groom say this.
11:41But what are we comparing this to?
11:43Has he ever written you a love letter?
11:45No.
11:46No?
11:47Um, postcard?
11:48No, John.
11:49He hasn't.
11:50Okay?
11:51Well, obviously this is not his skill set.
11:53But the good news is nor of ours won't have much to live up to.
11:56He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family and say these words.
11:59You need to talk him out a bit.
12:00I could never tell a groom what to say to his bride.
12:03Who am I in charge?
12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?
12:07Okay, these words are coming from Cassius' heart.
12:09That's what your wedding day is supposed to be about.
12:10Okay, so great.
12:11You're just not going to help me whatsoever.
12:12Well, you're marrying him.
12:13Be honest.
12:14How?
12:15John, for starters, I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust and found the vows.
12:19True that.
12:20Second, he's so proud of them.
12:23If I tell him that they are awful, it would crush him.
12:27I'd say you've got two options.
12:29Either you're honest with him, or you stand up there on your wedding day and he's going
12:33to say to you, E is for eternity.
12:36B is for diamond.
12:38E is for eternity.
12:40Twice.
12:44Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.
12:48Beautiful.
12:49Alright, thanks so much.
12:50See you then.
12:51You sure about all this?
12:52It sounds expensive.
12:53Mate, it's once in a lifetime.
12:55Let's make it count.
12:56You know, I still remember the buffs night Nico threw to me.
12:59Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots though.
13:01Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to set you up with Eden.
13:03You see?
13:04See, it stays with you.
13:05Yeah, alright.
13:06Let's make it a good one.
13:07Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.
13:08Not at all, mate.
13:11Hey.
13:12How'd you go with John?
13:13Uh, yeah.
13:14He made a few interesting points.
13:16About the vows.
13:17Oh, what'd he say?
13:19He believes it doesn't matter what you say as long as it comes from the heart.
13:22I completely agree with that.
13:24Oh, look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.
13:26If you got up there and you read a passage from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.
13:29Yeah, I mean, you care a little bit, wouldn't you?
13:32I just, I don't want either of us getting up there in front of everyone we know and embarrassing ourselves, you know?
13:38You know what I reckon?
13:39Hmm?
13:40I reckon we've spent way too much time worrying about what other people are expecting of us.
13:44This is our wedding.
13:46We should be able to stay and do whatever we want.
13:48Let's take back control.
13:50Where is this coming from?
13:51Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out and I don't want Tana's biggest bender ever, okay?
13:56Tana, I got to you too.
13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.
14:00Thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.
14:04You're in danger of hurting their feelings.
14:06It's our wedding.
14:07It's our rules.
14:17I just don't get why you felt the need to boot me out of the house while you asked the question.
14:22Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.
14:25Can you imagine?
14:27No, honestly, I never want to.
14:29Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.
14:35Also, um, can you not tell anybody?
14:37We're just going to keep it a secret for now.
14:38Shh.
14:39Hey, no problem.
14:40Abigail's so caught up with the whole wedding stuff, she probably wouldn't even realise anything else is going on.
14:44Well, we really appreciate you.
14:46Whatever.
14:51That was kind of nice, wasn't it?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Now that we've told someone, it feels... real.
14:57I know.
14:58Really real.
15:01Alright.
15:05What's going on?
15:06Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you and we don't want you to take it the wrong way.
15:10I'm here.
15:11I'm here.
15:12What is a big emergency?
15:13We are having a bridal party meeting.
15:15But we're supposed to be getting ready for the most epic hands night ever.
15:18Sit.
15:19We, uh, we need to talk about tonight.
15:23Oh.
15:24Is...
15:25Is there a problem?
15:26The problem is, I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey at a bar that's hours away.
15:31Yeah, and I don't want a party bus with an endless list of boozy activities.
15:35You told her?
15:36No.
15:37Point is, we don't want a farce.
15:40I'm sorry, mate.
15:41Honestly, I just want something low-key.
15:43Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?
15:45I made a mobile cocktail kit.
15:46Look, you both know us well enough to know that hanging with our friends is all we really want.
15:53Can you get a full refund?
15:55If that's what you want.
15:57Yeah, look, please.
15:59I guess I can make some calls.
16:02Me too.
16:05Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my bride-to-be out for a glass of champagne.
16:10Oh, that sounds perfect.
16:11I will go for Chanel.
16:24I think they took it pretty well.
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27It's one less thing for us to worry about.
16:28Yeah.
16:32Are you the kind of person to take no for answer?
16:35Not usually.
16:36You?
16:37Never.
16:38We need a plan B.
16:40And fast.
16:47No rest for the wicked, Sarge.
16:48Something like that.
16:49No more than you can do.
16:50It's like the fake.
16:51No more than you can do it.
16:52You can do it.
16:53No.
16:54Don't forget that.
16:55Oh, I'm sorry.
16:56Oh, I'm sorry.
16:57You got your job.
16:58I'll do it.
16:59You got your job.
17:00No transcripts, not your business.
17:01Nope.
17:02Yeah.
17:03No.
17:04I'm sorry.
17:05Not your job.
17:06Oh, I'm sorry.
17:07It was a bad thing.
17:08I'm nervous for you.
17:09You broke the phone.
17:10I'm sorry.
17:11No.
17:12It's a bad thing.
17:13Oh, you got your job.
17:14You know, I think you don't want to know me too.
17:15What?
17:16I don't want to do it.
17:17I don't know.
17:47We should go through all the wedding ceremony stuff.
17:49John's sorting all that stuff.
17:50Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it, you know, make sure we're happy with everything.
17:53I am happy with everything.
17:55Why are you so stressed about the vows?
17:57Well, I mean, you know, when was the last time you looked over yours?
17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.
18:00Plenty of time.
18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...
18:04You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows, you're getting awfully concerned about mine.
18:07Yeah, well, I just want you to be happy, you know?
18:10Yeah, you don't trust me, do you?
18:12Okay?
18:12Look, I love you.
18:14I'm not going to let you down.
18:15Okay?
18:17Hey!
18:20All right, you two.
18:22Get in the car.
18:23Oh, okay.
18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?
18:24We said no parties.
18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this, okay?
18:29Come on, don't make me stay out again.
18:30Get in the car.
18:31Where are we going?
18:32Let's go.
18:32You'll see, you'll see.
18:33Let's go, let's go.
18:34Get in there.
18:35In there.
18:38All right, all right.
18:39Here we go.
18:40Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.
18:57Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?
19:00Pretty sure.
19:03What is it?
19:04Oh, it's hard to explain.
19:05Try me.
19:07Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?
19:10Hey, if this is going to be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.
19:14No, no, no, no, no, it's not that.
19:15It's just that your sisters are going to be there, and we have to pretend like we don't
19:18know that I'm...
19:19Yeah, right, well, why would they ask?
19:23I did tell them about the implantation the other day.
19:26Okay, see, yeah, there you go.
19:27That's going to make it harder.
19:30Mac, I feel bad about not telling them, but it's still super early stages, and we've kept
19:35a second.
19:35Oh, no, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her boyfriend does know.
19:39Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.
19:41No.
19:42No, no, we cannot make today about us.
19:44This is Cash Eaton's day.
19:45Yeah, true.
19:46True.
19:46So back to the original plan, we just don't tell anyone.
19:49For now, have I told you how lucky I am to have met you?
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't ever get tired of hearing it.
19:59Right.
20:01Here we go.
20:03What is going on?
20:04We said we didn't want a party.
20:05Yeah.
20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.
20:08Okay, so what exactly did we get?
20:10Your plan B.
20:11Well, this is impressive.
20:12How did you manage all of this?
20:14We pivoted.
20:15We pivoted good.
20:18So, Cash, what do you feel like first?
20:19Your scotch whiskey?
20:21Or trust the Irish drop?
20:24Or my personal favorite?
20:26Japanese whiskey.
20:28This is very impressive.
20:29I don't know if I'm going to have a Japanese whiskey.
20:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.
20:34Can you do that?
20:35Margarita?
20:35Oh, yes, please.
20:37You stuck my fiancé's face to a straw.
20:41Yes, yes, I did.
20:42Welcome to the best hands left to box party of your dreams.
20:44Hey, guys, promise me one thing.
20:46Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.
20:48No speeches, no expectations.
20:49Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brainpower for a lifetime.
20:56Lifetime I want to spend with you.
20:57All right, what are you?
21:10What's going on?
21:11The vows.
21:12What, his or yours?
21:13I haven't done mine yet, but Remy, his?
21:15I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.
21:17I can't go wrong.
21:18They really are bad.
21:19Maybe it'd help if I put them to some music.
21:22Can you please take them seriously?
21:24My vows are beautiful.
21:25Beautiful, babe.
21:25They suck.
21:27Okay, all right.
21:28Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.
21:30W for why'd you go through my things?
21:33You set me up.
21:34I'll find a fake vows after a tip-off from John.
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