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00:00Closer each day. I'm in no way.
00:07You're gonna be a dad.
00:10Cash. Ding.
00:16What are you up to?
00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.
00:20You sure you weren't just looking for his wedding bath?
00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?
00:25You are seriously making this maid of honour thing a real labour of love.
00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langdon.
00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?
00:34I don't know.
00:35Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?
00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.
00:45Superintendent.
00:46With respect, sir, I can explain. Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.
00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss, and I've been ordered to cease all enquiries.
00:55Are you gonna follow a doctor, are you?
00:57I won't be a priority, especially since I currently have no evidence.
01:01Sorry mate.
01:02Yeah, so am I.
01:04What happened to the simple bonjour?
01:09I moved up a level in the language app. Nothing to brag about.
01:13Today is the day, I am so excited.
01:16Wait, what?
01:17She's talking about the hens party, not the wedding.
01:19Oh, Eden's hens is gonna be epic!
01:20Oh, Cash's box is pretty solid too.
01:21Oh yeah?
01:22Keep telling yourself that, chump. Nothing will beat what I have planned.
01:26Anyway, gotta get to work.
01:27I'll see you later.
01:28I hope you're ready for a late night.
01:29Yeah, don't worry.
01:30I'm happy to give you fellas a lift back from the city no matter what time it ends.
01:32Yeah, sounds interesting. Don't worry, I'm not angling for an invite. As a celebrant, I've got to maintain a professional distance. Just reminds me of my Navy days when once we had a wedding.
01:47kidnapped the groom Tugger and took him and tied him to a telephone pole miles out of town.
02:08That sounds rough.
02:10It was, alright. Problem was none of us could remember where we tied him up.
02:14I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.
02:17Neither would I, son. Neither would I.
02:23Say, you got a big one planned, eh?
02:30Oh, I am glad you ordered the big breakfast, always sensible to line your stomach before a big night out.
02:35Please tell me I'm gonna like what you've got planned.
02:37Trust me, I tailored it to suit your personality.
02:39What does that even mean?
02:40Don't worry, I got the memo. You're a rock chick.
02:43You're a rock chick.
02:46What?
02:48I'm so glad that I've got a super chilled best man.
02:50We're probably just gonna end up watching the footy with a couple of beers.
02:53Maybe taking it easy, probably end up babysitting something like that.
02:55Yeah, do me a favour. Add to your vows that once we're married, you're never gonna have a smug look again.
02:59Ah, well, my vows are gonna be much deeper than that, aren't they?
03:01How are yours going, by the way?
03:03Um, they're a work in progress.
03:04Yeah.
03:05You know, it would be good if maybe you changed your mind and showed me yours and we can make sure we're on the same page.
03:08We're definitely on the same page.
03:09Okay, good. Well, I'm gonna go finish my vows.
03:12Okay, love you.
03:13Love you too.
03:14Hey, the groom.
03:15Hey, best man.
03:16Hey.
03:17How you going?
03:18Yeah, good. We need to talk about tonight.
03:19It is gonna be a night you'll remember for the rest of your life.
03:23Or forget.
03:32Oh, I was gonna make you breakfast in bed.
03:35Oh, thank you.
03:36I just got up and I was so excited.
03:39This feels so right, doesn't it?
03:41It does, it does.
03:42I'm with you.
03:43See?
03:44Manifesting.
03:45I just think it and then it happened.
03:47Or it's science.
03:49Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Science, luck, manifesting.
03:51Either way, we're very blessed.
03:53We are.
03:54We are.
03:55We are blessed.
03:56I really, really should. I didn't have to go to this tiny box party.
03:59Oh, I know. I've got Abigail's invitation. It's like four different locations.
04:02That's true. I may never come home.
04:04Should we just tell them what's happened then, not go?
04:06Mm-mm. Mm-mm. We have to wait until at least after the wedding.
04:10No, you're right.
04:11You're right.
04:12Yeah. It'll be our little secret.
04:14Oh, Molly. Hey.
04:15Don't mind me.
04:17Mmm.
04:20You all good?
04:21Mm-mm. Good. You good?
04:22Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just talking about the parties.
04:23Well, you better buckle up, because Tarnia's got a big one planned.
04:25Oh, okay. Here we go.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Party time.
04:29Yeah.
04:30No.
04:31Wow.
04:32Don't do that.
04:34Wow.
04:35Don't do that.
04:42Jared.
04:44Oh, my God.
05:14Thanks for covering for Leah today.
05:22I know she appreciates it.
05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice on his suit for the wedding?
05:27Well, advice and no doubt her credit card.
05:30Apparently, they're stopping by the travel agent
05:31because he is booking a surprise holiday for Lacey.
05:35Oh, that sounds romantic.
05:36I know.
05:37Taught him everything I know.
05:38Oh, including Lord Steve.
05:39Morning.
05:40Morning.
05:41Hey.
05:41As usual.
05:42Thanks, Miss.
05:43How do you all go?
05:45Fine.
05:45Thanks.
05:46Sure.
05:50What's this?
05:52It's where we're going for your bucks.
05:54What's a whiskey bar?
05:55Well, it's not just any whiskey bar.
05:57It's a gentleman's club.
05:59Oh.
06:00Well, you know, we can just drink whiskey here.
06:01This place has a huge range.
06:03Did you know they spell whiskey differently depending on the region it's from?
06:06Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?
06:08Brother, I've been researching.
06:09I've been planning this whole thing out.
06:11It's going to be amazing.
06:13Right-o.
06:13Okay.
06:14And I booked out one of their private rooms for us.
06:16Okay.
06:16And when you say it's a gentleman's club?
06:19Hey, don't worry.
06:19It's a classy place.
06:20You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks if you order the wrong thing.
06:23Or the right thing.
06:24Sorry.
06:24Depending how you're looking at it.
06:25Sorry.
06:26Sorry.
06:26Did you say $300?
06:27Don't worry.
06:29Everyone's shipped in.
06:30It's all covered.
06:31Our shop.
06:31I'm impressed.
06:33It's high praise coming from you.
06:34Well, honestly, I thought you were going to take him bowling in Yaddy Creek and then have
06:37him home in time to put Archie to bed.
06:39Still, it doesn't beat what I have planned.
06:42All right.
06:42Well, since you asked, you can't tell.
06:44First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city.
06:46And then we're going to do a paint and sip.
06:48And then we're going to do a burlesque class.
06:49And then we're going to do dinner.
06:50And then we're going to do dancing at a drag club.
06:52Ha!
06:53But you're going to do all those things.
06:54You're going to kill Eda.
06:55Not if I keep her boozed up, which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.
06:59And don't worry, Senior Constable, I do have my RSA.
07:01But the best part, the best part is going to be the games.
07:04I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as the prize.
07:06Oh, are you serious?
07:08No, I'm just kidding.
07:11Kind of.
07:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
08:01Hey, that was quick.
08:04You done with your bowels already?
08:05Yes, something like that.
08:06Hey, listen, how much do you know about what Abigail's organised for you?
08:10Almost nothing.
08:11She won't tell me.
08:12Right.
08:12You OK?
08:13Yeah, yeah, fine.
08:14How did you go with your chilled best mates?
08:17Yeah, it's not quite as chill as I thought.
08:19He's actually organised this whole expensive, elaborate night.
08:22Sounds fun.
08:23Sounds fun.
08:25What?
08:25I've got to go.
08:26It's just wedding bow stuff.
08:28It's private.
08:29Yeah, OK.
08:29I'll see you at home.
08:30Yeah.
08:30Yeah.
08:33Hey, John, we need to talk.
08:40I read Casher's vows.
08:42No, no, no, you need to listen, OK?
08:44They are bad.
08:45They are really, really bad.
08:51It's Tarnay with plans for tonight.
08:54Usually I would jump at a whisky bar.
08:56OK, you just need to suck it up, Doc.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
08:59You're both here.
09:02Yeah, you know what's so weird?
09:03We actually live here.
09:04I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.
09:08Not if I'm about to head to a whisky bar.
09:11Right.
09:12Sure.
09:12I think he wants you to leave.
09:15Yeah, sorry.
09:16Yeah.
09:18OK.
09:18Look.
09:19I hate to do this and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.
09:33What is it?
09:34I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.
09:37OK.
09:38I really hope I'm about to congratulate you because if what I found belongs to Abigail, then she
09:43and I are going to have a serious life-changing conversation.
09:48OK.
09:48Well, you can calm down.
09:50Pregnancy test is mine.
09:55Congratulations.
09:57That's awesome.
09:58Yeah, why?
09:59Because you're off the hook?
10:00No.
10:00Because you are going to be the best mum ever.
10:03Oh.
10:05Thanks, buddy.
10:07How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress, I've hit a brick
10:11wall?
10:13They'll understand.
10:15They deserve to know what happened to their mother.
10:18And I don't want them at each other's throws again just because I can't give them answers.
10:23I don't think you've got a choice, mate.
10:27I've always followed the rules.
10:30I like them.
10:31They're there to protect us and the public.
10:34I tell my junior officers that all the time.
10:38But right now, the only person those rules are protecting is the one that killed my wife.
10:45All right, so you follow the rules and maybe you never get this guy.
10:48But if you break them, you get justice for your wife.
10:53I get it.
10:56That's a huge risk.
11:00Well, he's your groom.
11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.
11:04You're our celebrant.
11:05You could encourage him to do better.
11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.
11:10Read it.
11:15E is for eternity.
11:17Yeah.
11:18E is for diamond.
11:20E is for eternity again.
11:24Yep.
11:24E is for never will we part.
11:27F is forever.
11:28Please stop.
11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.
11:31Well, at least they're interesting.
11:32This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.
11:36Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
11:38His future bride.
11:39Or you, our celebrant, who may get fired if you let the groom say this.
11:42But what are we comparing this to?
11:44Has he ever written you a love letter?
11:46No.
11:46No.
11:47Um, postcard?
11:48No, John, he hasn't, okay?
11:51Well, obviously this is not his skill set.
11:53But the good news is your vows won't have much to live up to.
11:56He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family and say these words.
11:59You need to talk him out of it.
12:00I can never tell a groom what to say to his bride.
12:03Who am I to judge?
12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?
12:07These words are coming from Cassius' heart.
12:09That's what your wedding day is supposed to be about.
12:11Okay, so great. You're just not going to help me whatsoever.
12:13Well, you're marrying him. Be honest.
12:15How?
12:16John, for starters, I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust and found the vows.
12:20True that.
12:20Second, he's so proud of them.
12:24If I tell him that they are awful, it would crush him.
12:27I'd say you've got two options.
12:29Either you're honest with him, or you stand up there on your wedding day and he's going to say to you,
12:34E is for eternity.
12:37B is for diamond.
12:39E is for eternity.
12:40Twice.
12:45Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.
12:49Beautiful.
12:49All right, thanks so much.
12:50See you then.
12:51You sure about all this?
12:53It sounds expensive.
12:54Mate, it's once in a lifetime.
12:56Let's make it count.
12:57I still remember the buffs night Nico threw to me.
12:59Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots, though.
13:01Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to set you up with Eden.
13:04You see?
13:05See, it stays with you.
13:05Yeah, all right.
13:06Let's make it a good one.
13:07Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.
13:08Not at all, mate.
13:10Not at all.
13:11Hey.
13:12How'd you go with John?
13:14Uh, yeah.
13:14He made a few interesting points about the vows.
13:18Oh, what'd he say?
13:19He believes it doesn't matter what you say as long as it comes from the heart.
13:23I completely agree with that.
13:25Oh, look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.
13:27If you got up there and you read a passage from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.
13:30Yeah, I mean, you'd care a little bit, wouldn't you?
13:32Mm-hmm.
13:32I just, I don't want either of us getting up there in front of everyone we know and embarrassing
13:37ourselves, you know?
13:39You know what I reckon?
13:40I reckon we've spent way too much time worrying about what other people are expecting of us.
13:44This is our wedding.
13:46We should be able to stay and do whatever we want.
13:48Let's take back control.
13:50Where is this coming from?
13:51Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out and I don't want Tarnak's biggest bender
13:56ever, okay?
13:57Tarnak, what do you do?
13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.
14:01The thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.
14:04You're in danger of hurting their feelings.
14:06Well, it's our wedding.
14:07It's our rules.
14:17I just don't get why you felt the need to boot me out of the house while you asked the
14:20question.
14:22Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.
14:25Can you imagine?
14:27No, honestly, I never want to.
14:29Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.
14:35Also, can you not tell anybody?
14:38We're just going to keep it a secret for now.
14:39Not a problem.
14:40Abigail is so caught up with the whole wedding stuff, she probably wouldn't even realise
14:43anything else is going on.
14:44Well, we really appreciate you.
14:46Whatever.
14:50That was kind of nice, wasn't it?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Yeah, now that we've told someone, it feels real.
14:57I know.
14:59Really real.
15:00Oof.
15:02Alright.
15:05What's going on?
15:06Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you and we don't want you to take it the
15:10wrong way.
15:11I'm here.
15:11I'm here.
15:12What is the big emergency?
15:14We are having a bridal party meeting.
15:16But we're supposed to be getting ready for the most epic hands night ever.
15:19Sit.
15:21We, uh, we need to talk about tonight.
15:24Oh, was it a problem?
15:27The problem is I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey at a bar that's hours away.
15:32Yeah, and I don't want a party bus with an endless list of boozy activities.
15:36You told her?
15:37No.
15:38Point is, we don't want a farce.
15:41I'm sorry, mate.
15:42Honestly, I just want something low-key.
15:44Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?
15:46I made a mobile cocktail kit.
15:47Look, you both know us well enough to know that hanging with our friends is all we really
15:53want.
15:54Can you get a full refund?
15:56If that's what you want.
15:58Yeah, look, please.
16:00I guess I can make some calls.
16:03Me too.
16:05Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my bride-to-be out for a glass of champagne.
16:10Oh, that sounds perfect.
16:11I will go freshen up.
16:25I think they took it pretty well.
16:27It's one less thing for us to worry about.
16:29Yeah.
16:29Are you the kind of person to take no for an answer?
16:35Not usually.
16:36You?
16:37Never.
16:39We need a plan B.
16:40And fast.
16:47No rest for the wicked, Sarge.
16:48Something like that.
16:49No rest for the wicked.
17:19One more.
17:24Yeah.
17:24Now that we have the afternoon free, we should go through all the wedding ceremony stuff.
17:49John's sorting all that stuff.
17:50Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it, you know, make sure we're happy with everything.
17:53I am happy with everything.
17:54Why are you so stressed about the vows?
17:56Well, I mean, you know, when was the last time you looked over yours?
17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.
18:00I had plenty of time.
18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...
18:04You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows, you're getting awfully concerned about mine.
18:07Yeah, well, I just want you to be happy, you know?
18:10Yeah, you don't trust me, do you?
18:12Okay?
18:12Look, I love you.
18:14I'm not going to let you down.
18:15Okay?
18:17Hey!
18:20All right, you two.
18:22Get in the car.
18:22Oh, okay.
18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?
18:24We said no parties.
18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this, okay?
18:29Come on, don't make me stay out again.
18:30In the car.
18:31Where are we going?
18:32Let's go.
18:32You'll see, you'll see.
18:33Let's go, let's go.
18:34Get in there.
18:35In there.
18:38All right.
18:39All right.
18:39Here we go.
18:40Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.
18:58Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?
19:00Pretty sure.
19:03What is it?
19:04Well, it's hard to explain.
19:05Try me.
19:07Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?
19:10Hey, if this is going to be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.
19:14No, no, no, no.
19:14It's not that.
19:15It's just that your sisters are going to be there, and we have to pretend like we don't know
19:18that I'm a freak.
19:19Yeah, right, well, why would they ask?
19:23I did tell them about the implantation the other day.
19:26Okay, see, yeah, there you go.
19:27That's going to make it harder.
19:30Mac, I feel bad about not telling them, but it's still super early stages, and we've kept
19:35a second of it.
19:35Oh, no, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her girlfriend does know.
19:39Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.
19:41No.
19:42No, we cannot make today about us.
19:44This is Cash and Eaton's day.
19:45Yeah, true.
19:46True.
19:46So back to the original plan, we just don't tell anyone.
19:49For now.
19:51Have I told you how lucky I am to have met you?
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't ever get tired of hearing it.
19:59Right.
20:01Here we go.
20:03What is going on?
20:04We said we didn't want a party, yeah.
20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.
20:08Okay, so what exactly did we dance?
20:10You got plan B.
20:11Well, this is impressive.
20:12How did you manage all of this?
20:14We pivoted.
20:15We pivoted.
20:16Good.
20:16Oh, so Cash, what do you feel like first?
20:19Your scotch whiskey?
20:21Or trust the Irish drop?
20:24Or my personal favorite?
20:26Japanese whiskey.
20:28This is very impressive.
20:28I'm going to have a Japanese whiskey.
20:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.
20:34You do that.
20:35Margarita?
20:36Oh, yes, please.
20:37You stuck my fiancé's face to a straw.
20:41Yes, yes, I did.
20:42Welcome to the best hands-luck box party of your dreams.
20:44Hey, guys, promise me one thing.
20:46Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.
20:48No speeches, no expectations.
20:49Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brainpower for a lifetime.
20:56Lifetime I want to spend with you.
20:57All right, I know you.
21:10What's going on?
21:11The vows.
21:12What, his or yours?
21:13I haven't done mine yet, but Remy, his?
21:15I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.
21:17I can't go wrong.
21:18They really are bad.
21:19Maybe it'd help if I put them to some music.
21:22Can you please take them seriously?
21:24My vows are beautiful.
21:25Beautiful, babe.
21:26They suck.
21:27Okay, all right.
21:28Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.
21:30W for why'd you go through my things?
21:33You set me up.
21:34I'll find a fake vows after a tip-off from John.
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