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Match Game (2016) Season 6 Episode 8- Adam Pally, Randall Park, Kal Penn, Ana Gasteyer, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Beanie Feldstein
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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Adam Pally, Randall Park, Cal Penn, Anna Kastire, Davine Joy Randall, and Feeney Feldstein, as we play the star-studded match game.
00:23And here's the host of Match Game, Martin Shore.
00:30Hello! Thank you!
00:35Look who he is!
00:38That's what I'm scoring!
00:40Thank you and welcome to Match Game.
00:42I can't tell you how glad I am that I didn't let my pink eye stop me from coming tonight.
00:49Oh my god, our galaxy has over 100 billion stars, but unfortunately none of them could make it tonight.
00:57But look who we have!
00:58Look who he is!
01:01Adam, how are you, sir?
01:03I'm good, I'm really good.
01:04What a pleasure to see you.
01:05Yeah, we actually, we met before.
01:07We did?
01:08A mutual friend of ours introduced us.
01:10He said, this is my friend Adam, and then you responded to Nick, oh, there's a heavy version of you.
01:16Actually, you've lost a lot of weight, haven't you?
01:20Thank you for saying that out loud to people and television.
01:24Yes.
01:25And now, Randall Park is a living legend, and he'll tell you.
01:30And Randall, I love that you're Randall to your fans, but to your child, you're Mr. Park.
01:38No, not Mr. Park, Master Park, is what my daughter calls me.
01:42Yes, that's right.
01:43Cal Penn is with us.
01:49Now, you inhabit the world of stoner comedies and the world of politics.
01:54Which one kills more brain cells?
01:55And Anna Gosteyer, the genius of geniuses.
02:02I always loved you on SNL.
02:04I always thought, wow, how good would she be if she put some effort into it?
02:09It's true, I learned from the best.
02:13And this young lady, Dave Vine, Joy Randolph, is one of my co-stars in Only Murders in the Building.
02:22Which premieres September 9th on Hulu, but who needs to plug that?
02:29And she recently won an Academy Award.
02:32Yes, she did.
02:35Classing up the joint.
02:36And when I saw you win that Oscar, it reminded me of when I won my Oscar five years from now.
02:44Beanie Feldstein is also a co-star on Only Murders in the Building, which is on Hulu.
02:52On September 9th.
02:53September 9th.
02:54That's correct.
02:55Hulu.
02:56But now, let's hear it.
02:57Uh, Mr. Crystal, Mr. Crystal.
02:59Excuse me?
03:02Mr. Crystal?
03:03No, no, it's short, Martin Short.
03:05Who?
03:06No, I'm Martin Short.
03:08Okay, well, that's close enough to Billy Crystal.
03:10Yeah.
03:12Do you know the great thing about your career?
03:14No, I can, I can say, no, I don't.
03:19Okay, now let's meet tonight's players, shall we?
03:22This will be fun, this will be fun.
03:26Wouldn't it be crazy if you knew one of them?
03:28Like, it turns around and it's like, people you know.
03:31Go, Brady, go!
03:32Go!
03:34Yes!
03:35Oh!
03:35You got it!
03:36I made it!
03:37You did it!
03:37I made it!
03:40Hi, Victoria and Garrett.
03:41Hello.
03:42Hello.
03:42Garrett, you're a cake artist.
03:44Yes.
03:44I heard.
03:45What is the strangest cake you've ever been asked to create?
03:49Well, it's not really strange, but I do a lot of boobs.
03:52A lot of boob cakes, definitely.
03:54Like, people come in and say, can you do a breast cake?
03:57Right.
03:58One time it was for, like, a teenage boy, too, and I was like, inappropriate.
04:01But I did it anyway.
04:03That's kind of what they're into.
04:05And, Victoria, you work in correctional services.
04:08I do.
04:09And I find this odd.
04:11You say you're a witch.
04:13A part-time witch.
04:14Right.
04:15And so you've been in therapy how long?
04:19No, but you don't, you don't, like, do hexes on people.
04:22You would never do anything evil with your witchdom.
04:24Only positive.
04:25You get back what you put out.
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:28You're telling me.
04:29Okay, well, let's play match games, shall we?
04:32Woo!
04:35Now, each of you get two questions and try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
04:40And whoever matches more goes on to play Supermatch for a chance to win $25,000.
04:47You've got to be kidding me!
04:49I'm going to push this button.
04:52Look at that thing.
04:53Look what I've done.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:57This is better than making a cake.
04:59All right, Victoria, would you like A or B?
05:02B.
05:02B, all righty.
05:04Look at this.
05:07Literal Larry takes everything literally.
05:11He signed up for a spin class at the gym, so he thought he needed a blank.
05:18Literal Larry takes everything literally.
05:20He signed up for a spin class at the gym, so he thought he needed a blank.
05:26It's like everyone had a mini stroke.
05:30Look at this.
05:30Yeah!
05:31I've never seen silence, more fear.
05:34Adam's still feeling badly about the joke that didn't work.
05:37Which one?
05:37Beanie, you're locked in, baby.
05:42Marty, I like the way you did Supermatch.
05:44You did a little thing with your little knees that was super cute.
05:47And this thing I do, too.
05:48Yeah!
05:49What happened?
05:50Oh, I can't help it.
05:52But it's his own rhythm down there.
05:55You know that.
05:56Uh-oh, we're waiting on Randall and Cal.
05:59Yeah, I...
06:00We started off really strong.
06:03Hey, they're locked in.
06:06Literal Larry takes everything literally.
06:08He signed up for a spin class at the gym, so he thought he needed a blank.
06:15He needed plates.
06:17He needed plates.
06:18Okay.
06:19Okay.
06:20Well, should we just say goodbye to Victoria now?
06:25Just to avoid the middleman?
06:28Literal Larry takes everything literally.
06:29He signed up for a spin class at the gym, so he thought he needed a plates?
06:39Plates.
06:40Adam, what do you think?
06:42Well, Mr. Spade, I wrote...
06:43No, no, no, it's short.
06:45It's Martin Short.
06:46Sorry.
06:46I'm so sorry.
06:48I thought I was going to meet a hero today.
06:50They, um...
06:51I don't know if I spelled this right.
06:55You bearded bastard.
06:57Wheel?
06:59Uh-huh.
07:01Interesting.
07:02We're looking for plates.
07:03Okay.
07:03Uh...
07:04No, it's not plates.
07:06Sorry.
07:07It's...
07:07A top.
07:08A top.
07:08Okay.
07:09We're looking for plates, Cal.
07:11I don't know how he would have brought this to the gym, but I went with merry-go-round.
07:18I know.
07:19I know.
07:20And you thought she would say merry-go-round, did you?
07:22The brain cells that I lost, as we discussed, are gone.
07:26They're gone.
07:26They're just gone.
07:27They're not...
07:27Oh, my God.
07:28Well, listen.
07:29I'm very hopeful.
07:31Well, not really.
07:32For you.
07:33Ana.
07:34This is going to be singular, because it's a, as opposed to plates.
07:38Yes.
07:41A top.
07:41Yes.
07:42A top.
07:42An or an top.
07:45Yeah.
07:45It's singular.
07:46Doesn't matter.
07:46Either way, it didn't work.
07:47Okay.
07:48Daveine.
07:50Yes.
07:50Oscar winner.
07:51I said...
07:53Barf bag?
07:55But there's so much.
07:56So much.
07:57Yes.
07:58No, no, that's clever.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Not helpful to anyone, but clever.
08:01Beanie.
08:02Something in our Judaism, Adam, really brought us to Bolsay wheel.
08:06Wheel.
08:06All right.
08:08Well, sorry, Victoria.
08:09You scored nothing.
08:11And I mean, it's just a game, but you couldn't have started off with a bigger failure than this.
08:18But you know what?
08:19You're a heck of a witch, and we love you.
08:22Let's see what your question tells.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Shall we?
08:26Yes!
08:27Adam Pally is a disastrous cook.
08:30He once set his kitchen on fire while making blank for breakfast.
08:36Adam Pally is a disastrous cook.
08:38He once set his kitchen on fire while making blank for breakfast.
08:47Plates!
08:48No, sorry.
08:49No, first of all, you write it down.
08:51What?
08:51And plates was the last one.
08:52I got nervous.
08:53No, I know you did.
08:55Adam has locked his own self in.
08:58We're just waiting on...
08:59Oh, we're locked in?
09:00Well, this is like a dream.
09:02Garrett!
09:04Adam Pally, who I know you've never heard of.
09:07Adam Pally is a disastrous cook.
09:13He once set his kitchen on fire while making blank for breakfast.
09:17Cereal.
09:18Oh!
09:19I think that's kind of clever.
09:21Yeah, and he's a cook.
09:23I don't think it is clever, because you made cereal.
09:25You're a horrible cook.
09:26Yes.
09:27That was clever.
09:27Did you get it?
09:28No, I get it.
09:29Adam, what's your answer?
09:30I wrote Huevos Endings, which is a play on Huevos Rancheros and a show I was on called
09:43Happy Endings.
09:44No one remembers that show.
09:46No one remembers.
09:47No.
09:48All right, Randall.
09:49Okay.
09:49We're looking for cereal.
09:51Cereal's a good one, because it doesn't require anything that would catch on fire.
09:54No, I thought it was clever.
09:55Right.
09:55Yeah, which is why I also put cereal.
09:58Cereal!
10:00Oh, I like that.
10:02I like that.
10:02Cal.
10:03Um, I, I'll be honest, I went for something a little more traditional that you could burn
10:08the kitchen down with.
10:08I went with waffles.
10:10But you got a cereal.
10:11No, I, we have one point.
10:13I like cereal.
10:13I think that was a very clever answer.
10:15Anna.
10:16I have to say cereal is such a clever, smart, like, a, you can't just say.
10:19No, but it's such a smart answer.
10:22Like, it makes so much sense, because it can't, you can't catch it on fire, right?
10:24It doesn't require, it's not even flammable.
10:26And only an incredibly intelligent person would say cereal.
10:29Oh!
10:31That's right.
10:33Shockingly smart.
10:34I mean, shockingly.
10:35Adam didn't say cereal.
10:36No, he certainly did.
10:37Huevos, what?
10:40I think, I think I was thrown off by my name being in there.
10:44Sure.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Yeah.
10:46In my defense.
10:47Yeah, well, really smart people don't get thrown by that, generally.
10:49Oh!
10:50I'm just saying, people thought of cereal.
10:52I get it.
10:52Oh, no, we're supposed to be giving it to...
10:55Martin Short.
10:56Martin, what's your name?
10:57Whatever.
10:57What's your name?
10:58We're supposed to be giving it to Elijah Wood.
11:00I'm not Elijah Wood.
11:02I'm on your team.
11:03I'm on your team.
11:03Because of the height, me?
11:05I don't know.
11:07It was what I thought when I looked in your eyes.
11:12All right, Dave I.
11:14I said eggs.
11:17Eggs.
11:17Well, listen, we have to, but Beanie's really, really, really smart.
11:22And I have a feeling you said cereal.
11:24What'd you say?
11:25I love you, and I love that you think I would say the right thing.
11:29But I was thinking of my customer, Garrett.
11:31And I said boob cake.
11:35Oh, great.
11:36So keep on boob cake.
11:38I don't know.
11:38Oh, that's sweet.
11:39Pretty good, though, at the end of round one.
11:41The score is two to zero.
11:47Boob cake.
11:47Boob cake.
11:49My boob.
11:49Welcome back to Match Game.
12:03I spent the break locked in my dressing room to avoid small talk with Adam Pally.
12:07But listen, we're now ready for the second round.
12:13All right, Garrett.
12:15You're ahead by two to zero, so you get to go first.
12:17I'll take B, please.
12:18B.
12:20Now, in round one, you match with Randall and Anna.
12:23So for this question, you can match with everyone else.
12:27Okay.
12:27Old MacDonald has a line of yoga clothes for farm animals called moo-moo melon.
12:34They're made with special fibers that are resistant to blank stains.
12:41Old MacDonald has a line of yoga clothes for farm animals called moo-moo melon.
12:45They're made with special fibers.
12:47They're made with special fibers that are resistant to blank stains.
12:52Is your hip okay?
12:54Oh, Adam's locked in.
12:58And you know how helpful he's been.
13:07We love you, Adam.
13:09Everyone's locked in.
13:11Okay, Garrett.
13:11Okay, Garrett.
13:12Old MacDonald has a line of yoga clothes for farm animals called moo-moo melon.
13:18They're made with special fibers that are resistant to blank stains.
13:24Manure.
13:25With manure.
13:26With manure stains.
13:28Oh, I'm going to go to everyone's favorite wizard, Adam.
13:34Old MacDonald has a line of yoga clothes.
13:39You brainiac you, they're made with special fibers that are resistant to blank stains.
13:44What's your answer, Adam?
13:47I'd like to pass Mrs. Walters.
13:49We're looking for manure, and we found it.
14:01Now, let's focus in.
14:03Okay, I wrote, because I don't know if I know what show I'm on.
14:08I wrote, here's a poo, there's a poo, everywhere a poo is stained.
14:13That's manure.
14:14Well.
14:15That's manure.
14:16Yeah.
14:16I think that's a match.
14:17Yeah.
14:19We're looking for manure, Randall.
14:24Do you remember your show?
14:25I'm not, I'm, I'm not.
14:28I, I, because I answered one earlier.
14:30Yeah, I'm just saying, are you looking for manure?
14:36You know, I'm often looking for manure.
14:39I'm that kind of guy.
14:41Okay, Cal.
14:43I have an M, but it's milk.
14:45I went through this.
14:47Milk is not manure.
14:48That I know.
14:49All right, Anna.
14:52Again, I, it's me.
14:53No, I'm looking, I'm looking, you know, it's my vision issues.
14:56Is that what it is?
14:56Because I'm looking at you, doesn't mean I'm not looking at Davey.
15:03He's looking at both of us.
15:04Well, right now, I'm looking at Adam, for example.
15:06Yeah, okay, okay, that makes sense, that makes sense.
15:08Is that what it is?
15:09So Davey, do you have an answer?
15:12I also said milk.
15:16Milk, okay.
15:17The mover got me.
15:18Milk.
15:19Oh.
15:19Beanie, what's your answer, darling?
15:21Because I also said milk.
15:23Milk.
15:23And I'm allergic.
15:24Well, listen, that's okay.
15:25That's okay.
15:27Sorry.
15:27We have three for Garrett.
15:29Victoria, you need three to tie and four to win.
15:33So let's go and cast your spell on this card.
15:36ABC's hit show 2020 got a spinoff called 420420.
15:44It's high on critics' lists and it's hosted by blank.
15:50Okay, okay.
15:54ABC's hit show 2020 got a spinoff called 420420.
15:58It's high on critics' lists and it's hosted by blank.
16:03Oh, there's writing and there's writing.
16:05Oh?
16:05Oh, Davey Vaughn is locked in.
16:07Beanie's locked in.
16:09Adam is locked in.
16:10Not that it matters, but he's locked in.
16:12Interesting.
16:13Randall and, oh, everyone's locked in.
16:15Okay, ABC's hit show 2020 got a spinoff called 420420.
16:21It's high on critics' lists and hosted by...
16:25Cheech and Chong?
16:27Cheech and Chong.
16:29You have to admit it's relevant.
16:30That's really smart.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Speaking of real smart...
16:34No, don't go there with yourself.
16:38You're just being silly.
16:39ABC's hit show 2020 got a spinoff called 420420 and it's hosted by blank.
16:44Um, Adam Pally.
16:45Oh, my God, in heaven.
16:58Well, what a help you turn out to be.
17:02We're looking for Cheech and Chong, Randall.
17:04Well, he's the modern-day Cheech and Chong in some ways.
17:08Seth Rogen.
17:11That's a very good answer.
17:13I got to give my flowers to Snoop, although that's not the answer we're looking for.
17:19Wow.
17:19Who knew there were that many drug addicts?
17:21Let me just say, you need this match to stay in the game.
17:27Anna, what's your answer?
17:29Well, there's only two drug addicts, and this is one of them.
17:31Seth Rogen.
17:33Okay.
17:34We have a winner.
17:36Garrett is our champion.
17:38And we have to say goodbye to Victoria.
17:41Supermatch is next.
17:42Welcome back.
18:03And let me just say, not to be distracting, but Randall Park, look at a smile for everyone.
18:09He has the most fabulous smile.
18:11Now, your smile is like an email from Grandma, all caps.
18:15Anyway.
18:18And now, it's time for Supermatch.
18:25Come on, Garrett.
18:27You got it.
18:27Now, Garrett, you have a shot of winning $25,000.
18:33Come on, Garrett.
18:35What would you do with that kind of money?
18:37Well, I got a couple things in mind.
18:39First thing back home is my little pug named Cookie, and she needs a fence so she can run
18:44free like the diva that she is.
18:46Oh.
18:47And then also next year, I'm going to be turning, you know, the big 5-0.
18:51Get out of here.
18:51Yeah, I know, right?
18:52But, um, I want to go to Bora Bora and stay in one of those, you know, putts over the water.
18:59I bet I can fit both those things in with this money.
19:01I'm planning on doing it.
19:02So, first, a fence for the pug.
19:04That's about 50 bucks.
19:05And then the rest is spent on Bora Bora.
19:09I never said it.
19:10Well, I love a man when he has his priorities all together.
19:14Okay.
19:14So, we're going to start with an audience match.
19:17We recently pulled the match game home audience and got their most popular responses to this.
19:25Black.
19:26What?
19:27Blank.
19:28I don't know what happened there.
19:34It was like a mini seizure.
19:38Blank secret.
19:40Blank secret.
19:41Now, if you can guess the third most popular answer, you win $2,000.
19:45The second most popular answer, you win $3,000.
19:48And the most popular answer, you get $5,000.
19:52Now, to help with suggestions, you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
19:58Who do you want to pick first?
19:59I'll go with Anna.
20:01Anna, what is your answer?
20:03Chef's.
20:05Chef's secret.
20:06Okay.
20:07Sure.
20:08Okay.
20:10No?
20:10Is that crazy?
20:11Way to help.
20:13Chef's secret.
20:14Second choice.
20:15Beanie.
20:16Beanie.
20:17Top secret.
20:18Top secret.
20:20Yeah.
20:20And who is your third choice?
20:22I'm sticking with the ladies.
20:24Yes.
20:24Daveine.
20:25Super secret.
20:27Okay.
20:29So we've got chefs, top, and super.
20:32Now, you can choose one of the three answers, or you can give us one of your own answers.
20:37What answer do you want to go with?
20:38I was thinking top.
20:39Yeah, top.
20:41Okay.
20:42Supreme.
20:42So let's see how you've done.
20:44We're looking for top secret.
20:46For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
20:50I've got a secret.
20:51Wow, you can say a whole sentence.
20:53I wish that was one of the words.
20:55Yeah.
20:55Oh.
20:56There are no rules here.
20:57Okay.
20:58For $3,000, the answer is...
21:02Victoria's Secret.
21:10Okay.
21:11And this is your last chance to match.
21:14The $5,000 answer is...
21:21There are no rules here.
21:22Okay.
21:22For $3,000, the answer is...
21:26Victoria's Secret.
21:28Okay.
21:29And this is your last chance to match.
21:39The $5,000 answer is...
21:41Top Secret.
21:59Now you have won $5,000.
22:00$5,000.
22:01That's a lot of money.
22:02Yeah.
22:03You have the chance to multiply that by five with our celebrity head-to-head match.
22:09And if you can match one celebrity exactly, it's $25,000, and that's what you can win.
22:16You got this.
22:17So which of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head-to-head with?
22:22I've got to stay with Beanie.
22:24Oh!
22:25What do I do?
22:26Do I stand up?
22:27Okay.
22:28Do I sit down?
22:29$25,000.
22:30You must match Beanie exactly.
22:34If you're ready, turn and face me.
22:36Beanie, you write down your answer to this.
22:38Okay.
22:40Parking blank.
22:42Yeah.
22:43Parking blank.
22:44Definitely.
22:45Parking blank.
22:46Yeah.
22:47Guys, guys, boys.
22:48Yeah, I see this.
22:49Boys?
22:50Or...
22:51That's what I would do.
22:52That's what I would do.
22:53Oh, yeah.
22:54I think that's...
22:55I think you're right.
22:56Okay.
22:57Okay.
22:58Are you ready?
22:59I'm ready.
23:00Okay.
23:01Garrett, what's your answer?
23:04Parking lot.
23:05Okay.
23:06For $25,000.
23:08Beanie, what is your answer?
23:10I'm gonna show you the card.
23:12Oh.
23:14But look at the card!
23:15We were 50-50!
23:16I'm so sorry.
23:17I'm sorry you didn't...
23:18Welcome back to Match Game.
23:19Adam.
23:20Huh?
23:21You have little children, don't you?
23:22I do.
23:23Can I tell you something?
23:24I just became a grandfather.
23:25Aww.
23:26And...
23:27It is true.
23:28Just getting to hear the pitter-patter of those little feet around the house.
23:31Well, it's like when Kevin Hart comes to visit.
23:33It's fun.
23:34But now...
23:35Marty.
23:36What happened?
23:37Kevin Hart's not going to your house.
23:38Let's meet tonight's players, shall we?
23:42Marty!
23:43I'll get into the rope.
23:44Get it!
23:45Oh!
23:46We're all aboard!
23:47Wave!
23:48Good!
23:49Good!
23:50Good!
23:51Good!
23:52Good!
23:53Good!
23:54Good!
23:55Well, what's the matter of those little feet around the house?
23:56Well, it's like when Kevin Hart comes to visit.
23:57It's fun.
23:58But now...
23:59Marty.
24:00What happened?
24:01Kevin Hart's not going to your house.
24:03Let's meet tonight's players, shall we?
24:06Marty.
24:07I'll get into the rope.
24:08Get it!
24:09All aboard!
24:11Great!
24:13Let's go now!
24:15All right, Natalie!
24:17You made it!
24:19Quinn and Fabian are with us.
24:21Fabian. Yes, sir.
24:23You served in the Army. Yes, sir. I did.
24:25How impressive. Thank you.
24:27What did you learn from that experience?
24:29The camaraderie, brotherly love, sisterly love.
24:31It's all great. I love the Army, pro-military.
24:33Well, you are a hero. Let's hear it for this man, Quinn.
24:37And, Quinn, you never know this from your appearance,
24:41but you're a professional football player turned musician.
24:43And you're a force instructor.
24:45What is a force instructor?
24:47Yeah, so it's called use of force,
24:49so I teach security guards how to use
24:51handcuffs and batons in a proper way.
24:53So that's what I do. Handcuffs and batons?
24:55Yeah. But where does batons come from?
24:57Oh, I thought you meant like a...
24:59Oh, like a baton. Oh, I thought...
25:01Strike up the band!
25:03There's a song to be sung to be sung
25:05and a war to be won to be won.
25:07That's what I truthfully thought that's what he meant.
25:11All right. Well, enough with my confusion.
25:13Let's play...
25:15Match Game!
25:17Yay!
25:19I did it!
25:21All right. Look at that.
25:23Quinn, A or B?
25:25Go B. Question B. Okay.
25:27Let's do it.
25:29Dwayne The Rock Johnson
25:31is done with Hollywood.
25:33Now he's Dwayne The Cock Johnson.
25:37By the way, that's spelled C-A-U-L-K.
25:41Dwayne The Cock Johnson,
25:43a handyman who fixes your blank.
25:49Dwayne The Rock Johnson is done with Hollywood.
25:51Now he's Dwayne The Cock Johnson,
25:53a handyman who fixes your blanks.
25:55Holes.
25:57Toot-toot.
25:59Wow!
26:01It's getting spicy!
26:03A handyman who fixes your holes.
26:05Okay.
26:07Dwayne The Rock Johnson is done with Hollywood.
26:09I don't know.
26:11I don't know.
26:12Okay.
26:13Quinn, Dwayne The Rock Johnson is done with Hollywood.
26:15Now he's Dwayne The Cock Johnson,
26:17a handyman who fixes your blanks.
26:19Holes.
26:21Holes.
26:22Wow!
26:23Holes.
26:24It's getting spicy!
26:25A handyman who fixes your holes.
26:27Okay.
26:28Now, Adam?
26:29What's your answer?
26:30We're looking for holes.
26:31I don't know if this is because I feel like I'm very similar to that guy.
26:39But I wrote holes.
26:40guy. But I wrote holes. Yeah. All right, Quinn. Randall. I don't get that. Well, cock fills your
26:54hole. Oh, cock. What is wrong with you? It's so poetic. What is wrong with you? Oh, what's wrong with me?
27:03Oh, so it's me. It's only me. It's only you. Randall, go ahead. Yeah, I was not thinking that, but I was thinking pipes.
27:13Because you're educated. That's why. Cal. Unlike Adam, I didn't want my holes filled, so I just sort of went with balls.
27:23This is the filthiest game I've ever experienced in my life. Anna. I was thinking about somebody caulking my
27:31holes, and it confused me, and I thought about the last time I called a handyman, and he fixed
27:38my tiles. Okay. That's why we hire people. Now, by the way, caulk is spelled C-A-U-L-K. Yes, I said it that way.
27:48Calc. No, you didn't. Calc me holes. I didn't. I didn't. You sailor.
27:55Calc. Okay. Davey. Pipes. Pipes is a very good answer. I'm so glad that you think that.
28:06Pipes, that's okay. We have one point. Thank God for Adam Carley. I'm with you, Adam. I'm with you.
28:13Fabian, it's your turn. Ready? Yes, sir. Okay. Chantel said,
28:18I think my Roomba has a mind of its own. Just yesterday, I caught it trying to hump my blank.
28:28Chantel said, I think my Roomba has a mind of its own. Just yesterday, I caught it trying
28:34to hump my blank. Yeah. Okay, then.
28:39I think my Roomba has a mind of its own. Just yesterday, I caught it trying to hump my...
28:58Um. I don't say anything. Because I have to go to the contestant first.
29:04Quinn. Or Fabian. Yes, sir. Whatever that is. Whoever is who.
29:21Now, Fabian, listen to me. Yes, sir. Chantel said,
29:25My Roomba has a mind of its own. Just yesterday, I caught it trying to hump my blank.
29:30Rug. Trying to hump my rug. What a horny Roomba that turned out to be.
29:38Chantel said, I think my Roomba has a mind of its own. Just yesterday,
29:43I caught it trying to hump my blank. Um. I wrote iPhone 11.
29:52Adam! Can I ask you one question? You could... I'd rather you didn't.
29:57Why is it so uninteresting for you to help anyone?
30:00I just helped the last guy.
30:06Yeah, but that was a fluke. Okay.
30:08Ryan. No, sorry. Couch. Yeah.
30:11Cow. I, uh...
30:14Went with rug. Yeah!
30:17Cow. Okay.
30:18We are all saying like something that Chantel...
30:20Chantel's Roomba would want to hump.
30:23Anna. Almost wrote rug, but didn't.
30:26Sofa.
30:28Divine. I said dog.
30:30I think that's smart.
30:35Dog. Two dogs.
30:36Two dogs and a circle.
30:37But we have a tie game.
30:39At the end of round one, the score is one to one.
30:44Welcome back to Match Game, and oh, there's excitement in the air as the tie scores.
31:04Oh, my...
31:05Oh, mama, look at that.
31:08Okay.
31:09This time, Fabian gets to go first.
31:12Now, you match with Cal.
31:14So for this question, you can match with everyone else.
31:17Would you like A or B?
31:19B.
31:19B. Okay.
31:22Hooters!
31:23Why are you looking at me?
31:29I'm not looking at you.
31:33Oh, no!
31:35Hooters...
31:36Hooters just hired their first group of male waiters.
31:40Why?
31:42Because equal rights.
31:44That's why.
31:45To celebrate.
31:46They're adding blank to the menu.
31:51Hooters just hired their first group of male waiters.
31:55Why?
31:55Because equal rights.
31:57That's why.
31:58To celebrate.
31:59They're adding blank to the menu.
32:02Cal can't play, remember?
32:07But Adam can play.
32:09Sadly.
32:11I don't want to.
32:13I don't want to.
32:16Randall's not locked in.
32:18Of course.
32:20Anna's locked in.
32:21These are all great.
32:22Guess who's keeping us waiting?
32:25Who, me?
32:27Okay.
32:27We're all locked in.
32:29Hooters!
32:29Hooters just hired their first group of male waiters.
32:32Why?
32:33Because equal rights.
32:34That's why.
32:35To celebrate.
32:35They're adding blank to the menu.
32:38Hot dogs.
32:41Hot dogs.
32:42Good.
32:43I like that answer.
32:44Hooters just hired their first group of male waiters.
32:47To celebrate.
32:48They're adding blank to the menu.
32:49Let's just get this over with.
32:55Well, I said pecs.
32:59Yeah, because everyone loves southern fried pecs.
33:07You know what?
33:08I realize there's got to be a requirement for this game.
33:10You've got to have finished high school.
33:15Randall.
33:16I think this is right.
33:19I think this is a match.
33:20Sausages.
33:21It's a match.
33:22Yeah.
33:23Really?
33:23A hot dog is a sausage.
33:27Is a hot dog a sausage?
33:29Yes.
33:29Yes.
33:30Yes.
33:30No, it's not.
33:33Okay.
33:34We don't get to talk to you.
33:35No, we don't.
33:36But I want to talk to you later.
33:38Okay.
33:38Hooters just hired their first group of male waiters.
33:41Why?
33:41Because of equal rights.
33:42That's why.
33:43To celebrate.
33:44They're adding blank to the menu.
33:48I mean, I think sausages are right, but I also think...
33:51Oh, wieners are.
33:54Yes.
33:56Absolutely correct.
33:59Divine.
34:01I said meatballs.
34:07I think that's clever.
34:10Beanie.
34:10I'm, like, sweating over here.
34:12It's so stressful.
34:13I said rooster.
34:18That's why you sweat.
34:19I should leave.
34:22You don't have to leave.
34:23You can sit with Adam.
34:24That's what you can do.
34:27Okay.
34:28The score is two to one.
34:30Quinn, you need one to tie anything more than that.
34:34You have a chance at $25,000.
34:37Now, in round one, you match with Adam.
34:41Talk about fluke.
34:43So, for this question, you can match with everyone else.
34:47Okay.
34:48Let's do it.
34:49Let's do it, dude.
34:51Okay.
34:53I was clearly stunned by what I read.
34:59Benny the Beaver said working from home totally blows.
35:03The minute I walk into the damn home office,
35:06my husband calls HR on me for staring at his blank.
35:10Benny the Beaver said working from home totally blows.
35:15The minute I walk into the damn D.A.M. home office,
35:21my husband calls HR on me for staring at his blank.
35:26What?
35:27What?
35:28Read it again.
35:33That's the first thing I'm going to say.
35:34You can do it.
35:34I don't know.
35:35I don't know.
35:35I don't know.
35:36I don't know.
35:36I don't know.
35:37I don't know.
35:38I don't know.
35:39That's the first thing I'm going to say.
35:40You can do it.
35:41I don't know.
35:42You can do it.
35:43Anna is locked in.
35:44Benny the Beaver said working from home totally blows.
35:46The minute I walk into the damn home office,
35:48my husband calls HR on me for staring at his blank.
35:53Read it again.
35:54Yours is much better.
35:55Yours is much better.
35:56Well, he didn't think that.
35:57I don't know.
35:58Randall's a-thinking and a-thinking.
36:00Anna, write something down.
36:01That's the first thing I'm going to say.
36:02You can do it.
36:03Anna is locked in.
36:04Benny the Beaver said working from home totally blows.
36:08The minute I walk into the damn home office,
36:12my husband calls HR on me for staring at his wood.
36:17That's good.
36:18That's good.
36:19That's my boy.
36:20That is good.
36:21That's my boy.
36:22That is good.
36:23That's my boy.
36:24All right, Benny the Beaver said working from home totally blows.
36:29The minute I walk into the damn home office,
36:31my husband calls HR on me for staring at his blank.
36:36See, I'm still upset over the last one, so I put sausage or hot dog or wood.
36:43I agree.
36:44Or wood.
36:45They're all under the same category.
36:47Die on this hill.
36:49I am with you.
36:51That's a nice form of protest.
36:53Cal, I kept up with Benny the Beaver and I went with .
36:57But it's a man.
36:58It's his husband.
36:59I couldn't help myself.
37:00I couldn't.
37:01It's his husband.
37:02I'll explain it later.
37:03I'll explain it later.
37:04I knew that Benny, Benny's husband did not have a .
37:07No, he didn't.
37:08So Benny's husband stared at him sticks.
37:10Now, now, now, now.
37:12Okay, now, now.
37:13Sticks are made of wood.
37:14Judges.
37:15If you give sticks.
37:16No, no, no.
37:17But if you give sticks.
37:18I don't know.
37:19You gotta get sausage.
37:20That's not cool.
37:21It's a whole thing.
37:22You do.
37:23They just don't like you, Randall.
37:24They don't like you.
37:25However, I did say wood.
37:26We have a winner.
37:27Congratulations.
37:28Quinn has won.
37:29You're our champion.
37:30And we have to say goodbye to Fabian.
37:32Aw, Fabian.
37:33Supermatch is next.
37:34Congratulations.
37:35Thank you, sir.
37:36I appreciate it.
37:37Thank you, sir.
37:38I appreciate it.
37:39Thank you, sir.
37:40Thank you, sir.
37:41I appreciate it.
37:55It's time for Supermatch.
38:10Quinn, you have a shot at winning $25,000.
38:16Now, who do you do with that kind of money?
38:20I want to open my own gym.
38:22You know, it was always my dream to open up a gym, help people out, get a community
38:25together.
38:26Oh, so you work out?
38:27Little bit.
38:28Little bit.
38:29So we're going to start with Audience Match.
38:32We recently pulled the Match Came Home audience and got their most popular response to this.
38:41Let it blank.
38:43If you can guess the third most popular answer, you win $2,000.
38:47The second most popular, you win $3,000.
38:49And the most popular answer, you get $5,000.
38:53To help with suggestions, you can list the aid of three of our celebrities.
38:57Who do you want to go first?
38:58Okay, let's go Anna.
39:00Okay, Anna.
39:01Let it blank.
39:02B.
39:03Let it be.
39:04Now, who's your second pick?
39:06Let's go with Dave Vine.
39:08Let it go.
39:09Let it go.
39:10And who's your third pick?
39:13Let's go Cal.
39:14Cal.
39:15Cal.
39:16Let it snow.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh!
39:19Oh!
39:20I like that.
39:21Okay, we've got be, go, and snow.
39:25You can choose one of the three answers or give one of your own.
39:29What's your answer going to be?
39:30I'm going to go with Anna and go let it be.
39:32Yeah.
39:33Let it be.
39:34Let it be.
39:35Words of wisdom.
39:36Let's see how you've done.
39:38For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
39:43Let it rain.
39:45Okay.
39:46For $3,000, the answer is...
39:50Let it go.
39:52Okay.
39:53All right.
39:54Don't worry, dude.
39:55It's going to be fine.
39:57This is your last chance to match.
39:59The $5,000 answer is...
40:02Let it...
40:03Be!
40:04Oh, yeah.
40:05That's seven.
40:06Ow!
40:07Okay.
40:08You already have $5,000.
40:09You've now won $5,000, but now you have a chance to multiply that by five with our celebrity
40:20head-to-head match.
40:21And if you can match one celebrity exactly, you'll win $25,000.
40:27Which of our six celebrities would you like to try and match head-to-head with?
40:32Keep it rolling.
40:33Anna.
40:34Anna!
40:35The choice.
40:36The choice.
40:37Okay.
40:38To win $25,000, you must match with Anna exactly.
40:40If you're ready, turn and face me.
40:42No help from the audience, please.
40:44Thank you very much.
40:45Okay.
40:46Anna, write down your answer to this.
40:49All right.
40:52Lip blank.
40:55Lip blank.
40:58Lip blank.
41:00Okay, now they're going to help each other.
41:02What do you guys think?
41:03They're all coming down to help Anna.
41:05I'm voting that.
41:06This one?
41:07I have one on my head, but I can't tell you.
41:09Yes.
41:10I know.
41:11This was the first one that came to mind.
41:13$25,000.
41:15You already have five, by the way.
41:17Yeah.
41:18That's a lot of money.
41:19What do you think?
41:20Yeah, I agree.
41:21I agree.
41:22Top or bottom, yeah.
41:23Press with Anna.
41:24Hey!
41:25I feel pressure!
41:26Okay.
41:27Anna is ready.
41:29Quinn, what is your answer?
41:32Lipstick.
41:33Lipstick!
41:34Okay.
41:37Okay, turn and face, Anna.
41:39For $25,000, what's your answer?
41:42Question is, can you put it on a pig?
41:46Yeah!
41:47Listen!
41:52You've won $25,000.
41:56That's it for tonight.
41:57See you next time.
41:58Yes, bro!
41:59Yeah!
42:00Yeah!
42:01Yeah!
42:02Yeah!
42:03Yeah!
42:04Yeah!
42:05Yeah!
42:06Yeah!
42:07Yeah!
42:08Yeah!
42:09Yeah!
42:10Yeah!
42:11I don't want to just say, Steve!
42:12Let's go!
42:13Who's got the beer?
42:14Awesome!
42:15They've got some back there!
42:16Congratulations!
42:17What was going on in your mind?
42:18Were you lying?
42:19Sticker bones!
42:20Those are the two they were trying to...
42:22Yeah!
42:23I was stuck the way!
42:24See, look!
42:25Look!
42:26Thank you so much!
42:27Oh my God!
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