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Match Game (2016) Season 6 Episode 4- Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Caroline Rhea, Constance Zimmer, Adam Pally, Beanie Feldstein, Joel Kim Booster
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00:00Get ready to match the stars!
00:03Feeney Feldstein!
00:05Caroline Ray!
00:07Joe Kim Booster!
00:09Adam Pally!
00:12Constance Zimmer!
00:14And Dave Ryan Joy Randall!
00:17As we play the star-studded Match Game!
00:23And here's the host of Match Game,
00:27Martin Short!
00:30Martin Short!
00:33Thank you!
00:38Thank you so much, and welcome to Match Game.
00:41I'm your host, Martin Short, and may I say,
00:43what a thrill it is for me to be here tonight.
00:46Actually, it's more than a thrill,
00:48it's a complete and utter obligation.
00:51And the good news is, when this hour is done,
00:53I'll only have 71 hours to go
00:56to fulfill my community service.
01:01Thank you, Zuma.
01:02And now, oh my God, did someone punch me in the face?
01:05Because, dude, I'm seeing stars!
01:08Look at that!
01:10Good morning!
01:11Divine Joy Randall, look at you.
01:14How are you?
01:15One of my co-stars in Only Murders in the Building,
01:18which premieres September 9th on Hulu.
01:21Yes, it does.
01:22Caroline Ray is with us.
01:24You are so hip.
01:27I was reading an article about you,
01:29I think it was in Red Book.
01:31And I read that your safe word is lasagna.
01:34Like, what does that mean?
01:36That is only if I'm with an Italian,
01:38and otherwise, it's actually poutine.
01:42It's poutine.
01:43Like, you're not poutine that in me.
01:46How could you bring a show so low-brow right away?
01:57Right off the top?
01:59Beanie Feldstein!
02:00Hello.
02:01Beanie is on this season,
02:05Only Murders in the Building,
02:07which premieres September 9th on Hulu.
02:09In fact, Beanie got a little confused
02:13when she first met Steve Martin.
02:14She went,
02:15Hey, it's the Jerk!
02:16And it was only later that she found out
02:18that he had made a movie of the same name.
02:20So...
02:21Woo!
02:22Marty!
02:25Oh, here's a favorite of mine.
02:27Adam Pally.
02:31Can I say something to you, Adam?
02:32Please.
02:33I love your beard.
02:35His wife is the greatest lady
02:36you've ever met imaginable.
02:40No, Truthy, you look so handsome with that.
02:43You look like a Ken doll
02:44auditioning for the Village People.
02:49Constance, you are just...
02:51I'm glowing in the shade that's being thrown.
02:55You got the best scene out.
02:57Constance really makes being an actress look easy.
03:03Oh, no, I'm sorry, I misread that.
03:04Even for an actress, Constance is easy.
03:07That's what I meant.
03:09That's what I...
03:10Word is. Word is.
03:11Word is.
03:12Well, there's so many words to read.
03:13You know.
03:14And Jim Cole Booster.
03:16Hello.
03:17Okay.
03:20I get why it happened, though.
03:22I get why it happened.
03:24I like that.
03:25I wish you'd change your name to that.
03:27No, I'm calling tag right now.
03:28I'm registering the name.
03:30It's mine now.
03:31I like Adam Paley, too.
03:32I like Adam Paley, too.
03:33And by the way, Jim...
03:37Well, that was Jim.
03:39We're keeping this in.
03:41Now, listen to me.
03:42I'm playing around, because we're old buddies.
03:44Joel Kim Booster is with us.
03:46Okay, now, we have two fantastic contestants tonight.
03:53Let's bring them out, shall we?
03:56My face and my stomach already hurt.
03:59That was amazing.
04:01Oh, hello.
04:02Hello.
04:05Hello.
04:06Hello.
04:07How are you?
04:08I'm good.
04:09Mark and Janelle are with us.
04:10Say hello, everyone.
04:11Woo!
04:12Good-bye.
04:13Love Janelle.
04:14Love Mark.
04:15Now, Janelle.
04:16Yes.
04:17You are an identical twin.
04:18Yes, I am identical.
04:19How cool.
04:20Now, does she look exactly like you?
04:21I guess she does, because that's probably why you're identical.
04:26Yes and no.
04:27Me and my twin sister, we're like oil and water.
04:30We're real different.
04:31Like, she's straight, I'm gay, you know.
04:33Woo!
04:34Wow, awesome.
04:35Now, Mark, I am told you are an event planner and you work on Broadway.
04:40I do.
04:41Yes.
04:42And that you have a Tony Award.
04:43Three Tony Awards.
04:44Three Tony Awards for what shows?
04:47Hadestown, Merrily We Roll Along, and the recent revival of Company.
04:52Oh, my God.
04:53Wow.
04:54Okay.
04:55Amazing.
04:56I'm thrilled to have you both.
04:57Let's play Match Game, shall we?
05:00Woo!
05:01Now, each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
05:07And whoever matches more goes to play Super Match for a chance to win $25,000.
05:13Woo!
05:14All right.
05:15Are we ready?
05:17Ah.
05:18Oh.
05:19Don't you love high tech?
05:23Okay, Mark, do you want to go with question A or B?
05:27B, please.
05:28Okay.
05:29They're turning the Statue of Liberty into an Airbnb.
05:34But they're issuing a warning to all overnight guests.
05:38No naked shenanigans on Lady Liberty's blank.
05:42You're already locked in.
05:43I have dinner.
05:44Joel is thinking.
05:45How's Jim doing?
05:49How's Jim doing?
05:50Jim is working hard.
05:51And so is his doppelganger, Joel.
05:56He's identical twins.
05:57That's bad.
05:58Hey, they're locked in.
05:59This is fun.
06:00Okay, Mark, are you ready?
06:01Stop looking at my ears.
06:02Me too.
06:03They're turning the Statue of Liberty into an Airbnb.
06:06But they're issuing a warning to all overnight guests.
06:08No naked shenanigans on Lady Liberty's blank.
06:10Crown.
06:11Lady Liberty's crown.
06:12Oh, no.
06:13Oh, no.
06:14Oh, no.
06:15Oh, no.
06:16Oh, no.
06:17Oh, no.
06:18Oh, no.
06:19Oh, no.
06:20Oh, no.
06:21Oh, no.
06:22Oh, no.
06:23Oh, no.
06:24Oh, no.
06:25Oh, no.
06:26Oh, no.
06:27Oh, no.
06:28Oh, no.
06:29Lady Liberty's crown.
06:31Okay, Beanie.
06:33They're turning the Statue of Liberty into an Airbnb.
06:37But they're issuing a warning to all overnight guests.
06:40No naked shenanigans on Lady Liberty's blank.
06:43I was thinking torch.
06:46Torch.
06:47That's actually a very good answer.
06:49Won't get you any money, but certainly torch is a good answer.
06:54Caroline.
06:55I also said torch.
06:56I thought that was an excellent answer.
06:58No, it is.
06:59It is.
07:00It is.
07:01But it's not what we want.
07:02We want crown.
07:03Joel?
07:04So I think it's because I'm sitting right next to Caroline.
07:07So they were on the mind.
07:09But this is, I put breasts.
07:11And then I wanted to make sure that.
07:13Are we talking about mine or the Statue of Liberty?
07:15Baby, I've seen yours recently.
07:17Oh, okay.
07:18Oh, we can't see them.
07:20Back away.
07:21Adam, what's your answer?
07:24Mm-mm.
07:26I don't want to do it.
07:27No, you have to do it.
07:28I don't want to do it.
07:29Adam.
07:30We're looking for crown.
07:31Can you do it?
07:32Can you read mine?
07:33All right.
07:34Let me see.
07:35Okay.
07:36When you get low-rent people on a classy show like this, then you end up with Mr. Class's
07:49word, .
07:55Constance.
07:56I was trying to do right by the queen.
07:58I was really trying the queen of Statue of Liberty and her crown!
08:02Her crown.
08:06Dave Vine.
08:07I was really trying to channel my fellow Broadway dude.
08:13And I also said crown.
08:14Crown!
08:17Okay, Mark.
08:19You've scored two points.
08:21Janelle.
08:22Yes.
08:23The pressure's on.
08:24But I think you can do it.
08:26Yes.
08:27All right.
08:28I'm finally giving the fans what they want.
08:31Merch.
08:33Martin Shorts Short Short Board Shorts.
08:36Like me, they're small.
08:38And I have a whole lot of blank.
08:41Oh, my God.
08:43I'm finally giving the fans what they want.
08:45Merch.
08:46Martin Shorts Short Short Board Shorts.
08:48Like me, they're small.
08:50And have a whole lot of blank.
08:52Like me, they're small.
08:53Is that supposed to be a thinker?
08:54Is that what you're doing?
08:55Beanie, Carolyn, and we haven't heard from Jim yet.
08:56You know what?
08:57It's Caroline and Joel.
08:58Caroline and Joel.
08:59Caroline, Joel.
09:00Look at me.
09:01Ah, she got it.
09:02All right.
09:03Janelle.
09:04Martin Shorts Short Short Board Shorts.
09:05Like me.
09:06They're small.
09:07And have a whole lot of...
09:08Class.
09:09Wow.
09:10But you did this.
09:11Class.
09:12Class.
09:13Class.
09:14Wow.
09:14Tea Party.
09:16She did this.
09:17Class.
09:22Well, I like you.
09:23I like you very much.
09:24I thought I liked your twin better, but
09:34I thought I liked your twin better, but
09:38but I've changed my mind, I like you.
09:41Beanie.
09:41Martin short, short, short, board shorts.
09:43Like me, they're small, and have a whole lot of blank.
09:48Well, I do think you're classy.
09:50I think you also have a lot of pizzazz.
09:52Aw.
09:53Aw, pizzazz.
09:56All right, Caroline, what's your answer?
09:58That you have a huge package.
10:04Nice.
10:05Nice.
10:06Well.
10:07Let's get that rumor going.
10:08Joel?
10:09You know what?
10:10I went to a different place than Caroline.
10:12I said junk in the trunk.
10:14Oh.
10:15Uh-huh.
10:16You got it.
10:17Now, by the way, can I say in all fairness,
10:19if you have a huge package, you also have class.
10:23Hand in hand.
10:25Yeah, absolutely.
10:26I am in hand.
10:27Okay, well, we don't have a match yet, but I'm not concerned.
10:29Martin shorts, short, short, board shorts.
10:31Like me, they're small, and have a whole lot of debt.
10:36Debt.
10:42Why must you know everything?
10:44All right.
10:45Constance.
10:46Well, short shorts, so the first thing that came to mind was balls.
10:51Balls.
10:54That's true.
10:55Davey?
10:56Well, Janelle made a gesture, and I feel like though she said class, she wanted to say sass.
11:04Oh.
11:05Bad.
11:06Bad.
11:07Bad.
11:08And I was like, oh, I won.
11:09Okay.
11:10But then I didn't.
11:11At the end of round one, the score is 2-0.
11:13Well, it's time for a break.
11:15Coming up, we all vote off the weakest panelist.
11:18I'm gonna miss you, Adam.
11:20Welcome back to Match Game, the show that will probably keep me out of the Emmys in memoriam.
11:40And if you're wondering how the economy is doing, look no further than me being here.
11:46All right.
11:47We're ready for another round.
11:48Are you excited?
11:49It's 2-0.
11:50All right.
11:51So, Mark, you're ahead by 2-0, so you get to go first.
11:55Would you like question A or B?
11:57B again, please.
11:58Okay.
11:59Look at that.
12:00And suddenly there's a B.
12:02Okay.
12:03Oh, the magic of theater.
12:06Okay.
12:07In round one, you matched with Constance and Dave Ein.
12:11So, for this question, you can match with everyone else.
12:15All right.
12:16God, I wish I had a sense that you had retained what I just told you.
12:21Oh, well.
12:22Now, Hal said, it's going to rain.
12:25I can feel it in my knee.
12:28And his wife said, that's better than last week.
12:31You said, it's going to be windy.
12:33I can feel it in my blank.
12:40Hal said, it's going to rain.
12:43I can feel it in my knee.
12:45His wife said, that's better than last week.
12:48You said, it's going to be windy.
12:50I can feel it in my blank.
12:52Absolutely not.
12:53Incorrect.
12:54Shut that up.
12:55No.
12:57Oh, Adam's locked in.
12:59Real quick.
13:00Locked in real quick.
13:01Real quick.
13:02That was a fast little lock-in.
13:03Buckle up.
13:04Oh, Beanie.
13:05In the opposite of iambic pentameter.
13:07Can you read that again for me?
13:09Read it again.
13:10Read it again.
13:11Read it again.
13:12Read it again.
13:13Read it again.
13:14Where?
13:15Read it again.
13:16Hal said it again.
13:17It's going to rain.
13:19I can feel it in my knee.
13:20And his wife said, that's better than last week.
13:22You said, it's going to be windy.
13:23I can feel it in my blank.
13:24Okay, we're watching.
13:25Yes.
13:26Oh, yeah.
13:27All right.
13:28Hal said, it's going to rain.
13:29I can feel it in my knee.
13:30His wife said, that's better than last week.
13:31You said, it's going to be windy.
13:32I can feel it in my ... penis.
13:38All right.
13:39Hal said, it's going to rain.
13:40I can feel it in my knee.
13:41His wife said, that's better than last week.
13:42You said, it's going to be windy.
13:44I can feel it in my ... penis.
13:49All right.
13:50Hal said, it's going to rain.
13:52I can feel it in my knee.
13:53And his wife said, that's better than last week.
13:55You said, it's going to be windy.
13:56I can feel it in my blank.
13:58I want you to know that Caroline pointed at my first thing I wrote down. She said terrible throw it in the trash
14:03Isn't she a positive energy?
14:06Ruthless seatmate.
14:08So that's the context going into my answer.
14:11Sure. Which is nose hairs.
14:14I can feel it in my nose hairs.
14:16Windy! I don't know. I thought it was...
14:18No, you thought it was what? Clever?
14:21Uh-uh. All right. Caroline, we're looking for penis.
14:25Give me your genius. Are we? You heard me.
14:28Please, Caroline. Yeah, we are.
14:30Give me your genius.
14:35My butt.
14:37By the way, that's what I would have said.
14:40Yeah, I actually would have. Joel.
14:41I really struggled with this because I didn't want the extremely successful Broadway producer to think that I wasn't classy, but then he said penis.
14:49But I also put this.
14:52Ass.
14:53Uh-huh.
14:54Okay.
14:55I'm sorry.
14:56Hal said it's gonna rain.
14:57I can feel it in my knee.
14:59His wife said that's better than last week.
15:01You said it's gonna be windy.
15:02I can feel it in my...
15:04I actually ran out of cards.
15:08So I, but I had one of my old ones.
15:10So...
15:15Still works.
15:16Yes.
15:17I think it kind of...
15:19I'm gonna keep this one around.
15:22Yeah.
15:23All right.
15:24Well, the score is two to zero.
15:27Janelle, you need two to tie and three to win for a chance at $25,000.
15:33All right.
15:34But this is what I'm feeling.
15:37I think you can do it.
15:38Okay.
15:39Are you ready?
15:40Yes.
15:41Mark Zuckerberg is insanely rich, but if you look at him clearly, he still won't pay full price for a blank.
15:47What an excellent response.
15:49Thank you, Caroline.
15:50Adam's locked in.
15:51We're waitin' for two...
15:55Ladies?
15:56We're waitin' on you two.
15:57Mhmm.
15:58Constance is writing.
15:59She's now locked in.
16:00Okay.
16:01Janelle, Mark Zuckerberg is insanely rich, but if you look at him clearly, he still won't pay full price for a blank.
16:05What an excellent response.
16:08Thank you, Caroline.
16:10Adam's locked in.
16:11We're waitin' for two...
16:13Ladies?
16:14We are waiting on you two.
16:15Constance is writing.
16:16But if you look at him clearly,
16:17he still won't pay full price for a blank.
16:20Haircut.
16:21A haircut.
16:25A haircut.
16:27Very, very good, I like that.
16:28Mark Zuckerberg is insanely rich,
16:31but if you look at him,
16:33clearly he still won't pay full price for a blank.
16:36Okay, I really wanted to get this one for Janelle,
16:38because I'm also the gay sister.
16:42So, good thing I said haircut!
16:44Yeah!
16:46Here we go!
16:48Okay.
16:50One to tie, two to win.
16:52Caroline.
16:54No, it's not, it's three to win.
16:55You said it wrong.
16:56Sorry.
16:57One more?
16:58No.
16:59One more to tie.
17:00All right, all right.
17:01You said two to win.
17:02No, I didn't bossy, no at all,
17:04but doesn't know anything.
17:06It's one, all right.
17:07So, Janelle needs one to tie,
17:11and two to win.
17:13Well, when you put it like that, Mark.
17:16When you put it that way.
17:17Okay, Caroline.
17:18Well, there's only one answer,
17:20and I love your earrings.
17:20Haircut!
17:21Two!
17:22Ah!
17:23We have a tie.
17:26Joel.
17:27This could be a winner.
17:29Looking for a haircut.
17:30So I was, I was like gonna be really clever
17:33and put something insane like wig or fun thing funny,
17:36but I did haircut!
17:37Haircut!
17:37Oh!
17:40That's it.
17:40Congratulations, Janelle.
17:43You are our champion.
17:46We have to say goodbye to Mark.
17:47Hi!
17:49You didn't win,
17:50which technically makes you like an audience member
17:53with a really good seat.
17:54Supermatch is next.
17:57I did it too bad!
17:58Oh!
17:59Congratulations.
18:14Welcome back to Match Game.
18:17And now, it is time for Supermatch.
18:21Okay, Janelle,
18:22you will have a shot at winning $25,000.
18:25Nice!
18:28Now what would you do with that kind of money?
18:30I think I'm gonna go island hopping
18:32with my twin sister in Hawaii.
18:34Yeah!
18:35Really?
18:36Oh, that's the coolest thing I've heard for a while.
18:38Can I come?
18:39Yes.
18:41Okay, so we're gonna start with an audience match.
18:43Now, we recently pulled the Match Game home audience
18:46and got their most popular responses to this.
18:53Blank mail.
18:54Blank mail.
18:56Now, if you get the third most popular answer,
18:58you win $2,000.
18:59The second most popular answer, you win $3,000.
19:01And the most popular answer, you get $5,000.
19:05Now, to help with suggestions,
19:07you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
19:09Who do you want to pick first?
19:12First pick, I'm gonna have to choose Beanie.
19:15Beanie, what's your answer?
19:17Blank mail.
19:18I'm going with junk mail.
19:20Junk mail.
19:21That's great.
19:22All right.
19:23Second, who's next?
19:24Caroline.
19:25Caroline.
19:26How about E-mail?
19:28Ooh, E-mail, good answer.
19:30And who's your third choice?
19:32I'm gonna choose Dayvine.
19:34How about You've Got Mail?
19:37You've Got Mail.
19:39Very good.
19:40This is why she won the Oscar, everyone.
19:42That's right.
19:43So we've got junk, E, and You've Got.
19:46Now, you can choose one of the three answers,
19:48or give us one of your own.
19:51What do you want to go with?
19:52I'm gonna go with e-mail.
19:54E-mail.
19:55That's a solid one.
19:57Okay, that's what we're looking for.
19:59Okay, for $2,000, third most popular answer is junk.
20:05Okay.
20:06Okay.
20:07For $3,000, the second most popular answer is...
20:12Oh!
20:14Snail mail.
20:15It's on my note.
20:16Wow.
20:17I'm really impressed.
20:18Okay, for $5,000, this is your last chance.
20:21The answer is...
20:25E-mail!
20:30All right.
20:33Okay, Janelle.
20:34Jen, Jen, Jen.
20:35All right.
20:36You have won $5,000, but now you have a chance to multiply that by five
20:43with our Celebrity Head-to-Head Match.
20:45Now, you can match with one celebrity exactly, you'll win $25,000.
20:51That's a great game.
20:53Now, which of our celebrities would you like to try Head-to-Head?
20:56And remember, often, best choice is the most attractive one.
21:02Oh, then I have to go with Caroline.
21:06Caroline.
21:07Oh!
21:08Oh!
21:09All right, let's do this.
21:10I told you that dress was a good idea.
21:11Thank you very much.
21:12Okay, to win $25,000, you must match Caroline exactly.
21:17If you're ready, turn and face me.
21:18Yes.
21:19No help from the audience, please.
21:20All right.
21:21Now, Caroline, write down your answer to this little statement here.
21:31Blank cruise.
21:33Blank cruise.
21:35If you say , I'm gonna slap you.
21:40They're all helping Caroline.
21:42They won't, but they're trying to.
21:45I do think this is the one instance where this does fit.
21:49Okay.
21:50They're not talking about this, they're just talking about...
21:52They're gossiping about what's going on in Hollywood and all that stuff.
21:56Yeah.
21:57What else would you say?
21:58Okay.
21:59All right, are you ready?
22:00Yes, and I'm sending a big psychic witch message to Janelle.
22:05Okay.
22:06Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
22:07Janelle, what's your answer?
22:09Gay cruise.
22:11Gay cruise.
22:13It was literally right in front of our face.
22:15Okay.
22:16Turn and face.
22:17Anybody want to apologize?
22:18Caroline.
22:20For $25,000, what is your answer?
22:23Janelle, I'm so sorry I said Tom Cruise.
22:28I'm sorry you didn't make a match, but you still won $5,000.
22:35Well, it's time for a break, and we'll be right back after these commercials for several
22:39medications that, trust me, I'm on.
22:43I really would have said...
22:45I was like, we're all actors.
22:59Welcome back to Match Game.
23:02Caroline Ray.
23:04Martin.
23:07And how about Adam?
23:08Who loves Adam?
23:09Everyone.
23:10Everyone loves Adam.
23:11Everyone loves Adam.
23:12Everyone loves Adam.
23:13You know, in the many years since I've known you, I mean, you've become very, very woke.
23:18Because five years ago, he thought harass was two words.
23:21So...
23:24Oh, I think that's clever.
23:26Once you sweeten it, it's all a hit, you know?
23:30Okay, let's meet tonight's players, shall we?
23:39Uh-oh.
23:41Uh-oh.
23:42Ready?
23:43Go!
23:44I can do it!
23:45Go!
23:46Go!
23:47Go!
23:48Go!
23:49Oh, my God!
23:52Oh, hi!
23:53Hello.
23:54How are you?
23:55Doing great.
23:56How are you?
23:57Mary Ann and Joe.
23:58Yeah.
23:59How are you?
24:00Joseph, I hear you're an adventure tour guide.
24:02Yeah, I go hiking, I go canoeing, I go kayaking for a living.
24:05It's a pretty great gig.
24:08And I read that you believe in mythical creatures like Bigfoot and you search for them.
24:13Yeah, he's real.
24:14I mean, I went bigfoot hunting once and I mean, we didn't find him, but he's out there.
24:19So...
24:20Yeah.
24:22And do you get bothered when people like call you naive?
24:26Yeah, I mean, they're crazy.
24:27I don't know what they're saying.
24:28I know, they're so stupid.
24:31Wow.
24:32Okay.
24:34Hey, Mary Ann, hello.
24:35Hello.
24:36Now, I hear your husband is a super fan of Match Game.
24:40He is a huge fan of Match Game.
24:43All of his whole life.
24:44I think it was on one of our first dates when he told me how much he loved Match Game.
24:49Oh, really?
24:50And still you had a second date.
24:53And he's running for election?
24:55Yes, which is why he couldn't be on the show, so I applied as a major act of love.
25:03Let's play Match Game, shall we?
25:06Let's do it.
25:10Ah, look at that.
25:12Okay, Mary Ann, do you want question A or B?
25:15A, please.
25:16A, all right.
25:18Here we go.
25:19Forget Ted Lasso.
25:22Watch Boston Crime Show, Ted Masshole.
25:27It's about a detective who keeps blowing interrogations because he won't stop talking about blank.
25:33Forget Ted Lasso.
25:35Watch Boston Crime Show, Ned Masshole.
25:39Okay.
25:40It's about a detective who keeps blowing interrogations because he won't stop talking about blank.
25:46Okay.
25:47Caroline's locked in.
25:50Joel is not locked in.
25:53Constance, Adam, and Dave Ayn.
25:55This is a very slow bottom row.
25:58We like to take our time.
26:00No.
26:01Oh, not Adam though.
26:03Okay.
26:05Oh, look at these.
26:07Okay, Dave Ayn, the last one.
26:10Okay, we are locked in.
26:13Forget Ted Lasso.
26:14Watch Boston Crime Show, Ned Masshole.
26:17It's about a detective who keeps blowing interrogations because he won't stop talking about...
26:23The Red Sox.
26:25The Red Sox.
26:27I think that's very, very clever.
26:29Boston Red Sox.
26:30You know what I mean?
26:31You're very clever.
26:32I don't know if you're a big sports fan, but I am, and certainly I would think that's an excellent answer.
26:38Forget Ted Lasso, Beanie.
26:41Watch Boston Crime Show, Ned Masshole.
26:44It's about a detective who keeps blowing interrogations because he won't stop talking about blank.
26:49See, I'm not known to be a sporty girl, Marty, but I'm sporty enough to say the Red Sox.
26:58Aha!
27:00Oh, that's good.
27:02Caroline.
27:04Do you want to say the question again or no?
27:06Well, sure if you...
27:08I mean, it's only been eight seconds, but I'll read it again.
27:11Forget Ted Lasso.
27:12Watch Boston Crime Show, Ned Masshole.
27:15It's about a detective who keeps blowing interrogations because he won't stop talking about blank.
27:21This is for your husband, the Red Sox.
27:24Yeah.
27:26Joel.
27:28Um, I went with the number one sports team in Boston, the cops.
27:35The cops?
27:37Everybody is related to a cop in Boston and they will not shut up about it.
27:41Well, boy, I love when wisdom wins out.
27:44Okay.
27:45Forget Ted Lasso.
27:46Watch Boston Crime Show, Ned Masshole.
27:49It's about a detective who keeps blowing interrogations because he won't stop talking about Adam.
27:54The Red Sox.
27:55Okay.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:583-0, Marianne.
27:59Constance.
28:00I'm so impressed by everybody else's answer except mine.
28:04Himself.
28:05Himself.
28:07That's clever.
28:08Yeah.
28:09I mean, it makes sense, but it doesn't win.
28:11Yeah, it's not helpful either.
28:12Anything.
28:13Divine.
28:14I got caught in the Masshole.
28:16His junk.
28:18His junk.
28:20Well, you know what?
28:21That's pretty good.
28:22That's 3-0.
28:23Marianne, that was excellent.
28:24Now, Joe, let's see how you do with your question, shall we?
28:28Yep.
28:29I think.
28:30Let's do it.
28:31There's something left.
28:32Good news.
28:33The Avengers have assembled for group therapy.
28:36The therapists only complain, somebody always leaves a blank behind.
28:42Good news.
28:43The Avengers have assembled for group therapy.
28:46The therapists only complain, somebody always leaves a blank behind.
28:51Oh, Caroline is locked in.
28:52Oh, you have to go.
28:53Constance is cheating.
28:54This is not cheating.
28:55This is called group therapy.
28:56All right.
28:57Sorry.
28:58I'm putting my place again.
28:59Wait, Constance, weren't you literally on a Marvel show?
29:00Shouldn't you know?
29:01The Avengers have assembled for group therapy.
29:02There's only complaint.
29:03Somebody always leaves a blank behind.
29:04Oh.
29:05Oh.
29:06Oh.
29:07Thank you very much.
29:08Oh, oh.
29:09Oh, oh.
29:10Oh, oh.
29:11Oh, oh.
29:12Oh, right.
29:13Wait.
29:14It wasn't about me.
29:15I'm going to attack him.
29:16Uh.
29:17Okay.
29:18It's working.
29:19We're all going to be so much better after this moment.
29:21Oh, no.
29:22Oh, no.
29:23Oh, no.
29:24Oh, no.
29:25Oh, no.
29:26Oh, no.
29:27Oh, no.
29:28Oh, no.
29:29Oh, no.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31Oh, no.
29:32Oh, no.
29:33Oh, no.
29:34Oh, no.
29:35Oh, no.
29:36Oh, no.
29:37We're locking in.
29:38My goodness.
29:40Constance Devine.
29:44Okay.
29:45No rush, Devine.
29:52She has locked in, ladies and gentlemen.
29:55All right.
29:56Joe.
29:57Are you ready?
29:58Yes.
29:59Good news.
30:00The Avengers have assembled for group therapy.
30:01The therapist's only complaint.
30:02Somebody always leaves a blank behind.
30:06We're looking for shield.
30:07Okay.
30:08Okay.
30:09Okay.
30:10Okay.
30:11Let's see how our celebrities answered.
30:12Good news.
30:13The Avengers have assembled for group therapy.
30:14The therapist's only complaint.
30:15Somebody always leaves a blank behind.
30:17We're looking for shield.
30:18Okay.
30:19I just want to say quickly that in ninth grade, this is going somewhere.
30:22I went on a trip up down the Colorado River and the adventure tour guide told me that quote,
30:29Beanie, you are ruining the Colorado.
30:32Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:34Okay.
30:35That's how bad I am at being outdoors.
30:36But, I'm good with you, I guess.
30:39Shield.
30:40Because I said shield.
30:43Wow.
30:44I did not expect that.
30:45I didn't expect that either.
30:47That's just, that's just insanity.
30:49I did not expect that.
30:50No, no one expected it.
30:51Not from the set up.
30:52No.
30:53The set up did not indicate that you needed to go there.
30:55And it had to do with nothing.
30:56And by the way, it was a long set up.
30:58Yeah.
30:59I mean, I need a shave now.
31:01But listen, Caroline.
31:04In ninth grade, no, I, um, it's close.
31:09I just, I think I'm older.
31:11I said cape.
31:12I was thinking a cape.
31:13Oh.
31:14Oh, okay.
31:15A cape.
31:16Okay, fine.
31:17Thanks supportive, not supportive.
31:19No, you lost the audience for that one.
31:22It's not like you had them, but even if you'd had them.
31:25Ow.
31:26Okay, now great.
31:27Paper cuts.
31:28Okay.
31:29Joel.
31:30Um, I actually crush being outdoors, but I did not crush this answer.
31:34Mask.
31:35Okay.
31:36It's three to one.
31:37Are you ready?
31:38Good news.
31:39The Avengers have assembled for group therapy.
31:41Therapists only complain somebody always leaves a blank behind.
31:44I didn't get it right, but I do feel like I'm getting the hang of the game.
31:49A cape.
31:50That's an excellent answer, Adam.
31:53There's nothing wrong with that answer.
31:54I'm proud of you, buddy.
31:55Thanks.
31:56Constance?
31:57I think this is proof that group therapy works.
32:00Because I put shield.
32:01Shield!
32:04Thank you so much.
32:06How about that?
32:07Climbing back.
32:08Divine.
32:09Um, I said weapon and or gadget.
32:14I think that counts.
32:15That's a count.
32:16That's a count.
32:17It's a weapon.
32:18Come on.
32:19Oh, that's true.
32:20It's a weapon.
32:21You know, a shield.
32:22For Captain America, that is his weapon.
32:23He goes...
32:24And he like throws it.
32:25Technically his weapon is...
32:27You should get bonus points.
32:28Patriotism.
32:29Yeah.
32:30Yeah.
32:31It's not gonna happen.
32:32Okay.
32:33So, at the end of round one, the score is three to two.
32:36Well, it's time for a break.
32:39Okay.
32:40Explain to me the Red Sox answer.
32:41Why Boston?
32:42Because it's like that's all they talk about.
32:44Right?
32:45All they talk about is the Red Sox?
32:47Yeah!
33:02Welcome back.
33:03Oh, there's excitement in the air, I must say.
33:06For the score is three to two.
33:10Oh, what's gonna happen now?
33:13Come on, Joey, you can do it.
33:15And so can you, Mary Ann.
33:17All right, Mary Ann, you get to go first.
33:19In round one, you matched with Beanie, Caroline, and Adam.
33:23So for this question, you can only match with everyone else.
33:27What would you like to do, A or B?
33:29A, please.
33:30A, okay.
33:32Match Game made up news story.
33:36Bruno Mars is going through bankruptcy.
33:39He used to sing Locked Outta Heaven.
33:41Now, he's just locked out of his blank.
33:44I mean, I know, but...
33:46Match Game made up news story.
33:48Bruno Mars is going through bankruptcy.
33:50He used to sing Locked Outta Heaven.
33:52Now, he's just locked out of his blank.
33:54I mean, that feels...
33:56Yeah.
33:57Yeah.
33:58Joel, Dave Vine.
34:00Mm-hmm.
34:02Remember, you want them to win, Adam.
34:04Yeah.
34:05I can't be asked.
34:06He can't be asked.
34:07Oh.
34:08I'm doing my own research right now.
34:10Yeah.
34:11All right.
34:12We are locked in.
34:13Match Game made up news.
34:14Bruno Mars is going through bankruptcy.
34:15Used to sing Locked Outta Heaven.
34:16Now, he's locked out of his...
34:18House.
34:19House.
34:20Very good answer.
34:22What do you have, Joel?
34:23Uh...
34:24Well, I put mansion and I...
34:25That's house.
34:26Yeah.
34:27Okay.
34:28That's gotta be it.
34:29That's gotta be it.
34:31That's gotta be it.
34:33That's gotta be it.
34:34I still think a shield is a gadget and a weapon, though.
34:37So...
34:38Okay.
34:39We are four to two.
34:40Constance.
34:41I did not put a mansion.
34:42I put a house.
34:43All right.
34:44Five to two.
34:45Dave Vine.
34:46Bruno Mars is going through bankruptcy.
34:47Now, he's just locked out of his bank.
34:48Bank account.
34:49Is he not?
34:50I mean...
34:51That's a good answer.
34:52Truth.
34:53No, that's what they...
34:54Listen.
34:55If you're bankrupt, ask Adam.
34:56You know, you are locked out of your bank account.
34:58So, listen.
34:59The score is now five.
35:00I mean...
35:01That's a good answer.
35:02Truth.
35:03No, that's what they...
35:04Listen.
35:05If you're bankrupt, ask Adam.
35:06You know, you are locked out of your bank account.
35:09So, listen.
35:10The score is now five to two.
35:12Joe, you need three to tie and four to win for a chance at $25,000.
35:20Okay.
35:21I love a challenge!
35:22I love a challenge!
35:23I love a challenge!
35:24Now, round one, you match with Beanie and Constance.
35:26So, for this question, you can match with everyone else.
35:29Okay.
35:30Jerry the Giraffe said,
35:33You know what they say about guys with big necks.
35:37It's hard to buy them a blank.
35:39All right.
35:40Jerry the Giraffe said,
35:44You know what they say about guys with big necks?
35:46It's hard to buy them a blank.
35:48Like...
35:49Ooh.
35:50That's not a good sign.
35:51Okay.
35:52Not a good sign.
35:53Okay.
35:56All right.
35:57Adam's locked in.
35:58Oh!
35:59We're all locked in.
36:00Okay.
36:01Joe, remember.
36:02You need three to tie and four to win.
36:04Look at this panel.
36:05Get psyched.
36:07Jerry the Giraffe said,
36:09You know what they say about guys with big necks?
36:11It's hard to buy them a blank.
36:13Necklace.
36:15Necklace.
36:16Necklace.
36:17That is a smart man's answer.
36:21He still believes in fake monsters.
36:23But in this case, his brain's working in top form.
36:27Caroline.
36:28Jerry the Giraffe said,
36:30You know what they say about guys with big necks?
36:32It's hard to buy them a blank.
36:34I said tie.
36:35A tie.
36:36Which is a good answer, you judgmental people.
36:40The necktie.
36:41Okay, Joe.
36:42You need to match with Joel to stay in the game.
36:47No pressure, Joel.
36:49We're looking for necklace.
36:51Then I also said necktie.
36:53Okay.
36:54Congratulations, Marianne.
36:57You're our champion.
36:58Sorry, Joe.
36:59We have to say goodbye to Joe.
37:01Sorry, Joe.
37:02Bye, Joe.
37:03Bye, Joe.
37:05Bye, Joe.
37:06Good luck.
37:07Supermatch is next.
37:09Where are you?
37:10There you go.
37:15Love the letters.
37:16It's time for Supermatch.
37:32Marianne.
37:33You will have a shot of winning $25,000.
37:38Yes Marianne!
37:39Which Jeff Bezos calls chump change, but to me it's a lot of money.
37:48What would you do with that money?
37:49I would build a fence around the yard and adopt even more large dogs.
37:54Oh!
37:55Oh my God!
37:57Well that is a lovely thing to do.
38:00I hope you win.
38:01We're going to start with an audience match.
38:02Wow.
38:03And we recently pulled the match game home audience and got their most popular response to this.
38:12Blank aid.
38:14Now, if you guess the third most popular answer, you'll win $2,000.
38:17The second most popular answer will be $3,000.
38:20And the most popular answer will be $5,000.
38:25Now to help you with this, you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
38:31Who do you want?
38:32Beanie.
38:33Beanie.
38:34Hello.
38:35Beanie.
38:36Is it my turn?
38:37Wait, what happened?
38:40I had a little mini stroke.
38:43Oh God!
38:44Stay with us Marty, we're so close!
38:47I don't know.
38:48I looked around, I got frightened.
38:50I didn't know what's going on.
38:53Go for it Beanie.
38:54Beanie, what are you going for?
38:56I am going for first aid.
38:58First aid.
38:59That's nice.
39:00Okay, who's next?
39:02Caroline.
39:03Caroline.
39:04I'm going to go with hearing aid.
39:06Hearing aid.
39:07Okay.
39:08And who else?
39:09Joel.
39:10Joel.
39:11I'm going to go with band aid.
39:13Band aid.
39:14Yeah.
39:15Why the whole top rope?
39:16What's wrong with us?
39:17You've got first, hearing and band.
39:19Now you can choose one of the three answers or give your very own answer.
39:24What answer do you want to go with?
39:26First.
39:27First.
39:28Okay.
39:29First aid.
39:30Let's see how you've done.
39:31Okay, for $2,000, third most popular answer is?
39:35Right aid.
39:39For $3,000, the answer is?
39:42Band aid.
39:43Band.
39:44Okay.
39:45Now this is your last chance to match.
39:46Crossing my fingers.
39:47Come on.
39:48We're looking for first.
39:49Okay, okay.
39:50First aid.
39:51The $5,000 answer is?
39:52No, they said it.
39:53They said it.
39:54First aid.
39:55Yeah!
39:56Yeah!
39:57Woo!
39:58Woo!
39:59Woo!
40:00Saw it.
40:01Saw it.
40:02You've won $5,000.
40:03I love you.
40:04Oh my God.
40:05You're amazing.
40:06Yay!
40:07It's okay.
40:08Yeah.
40:09What is it with you, Adam?
40:13Huh?
40:14Well, I mean, she didn't connect with you.
40:17Why?
40:18My natural ability to be overlooked.
40:21Yeah.
40:23Now, listen.
40:24You have a chance to multiply this by five with our celebrity head-to-head match.
40:30Now, if you can match one celebrity exactly, you will win $25,000.
40:36So, which of our six celebrities would you like to try head-to-head with?
40:42Beanie.
40:43Oh my God.
40:44Beanie!
40:45We're gonna do it!
40:46Beanie!
40:47For the Great Danes.
40:48For the Great Danes.
40:49And $25,000, you must match exactly with Beanie.
40:52Are you ready?
40:53Now, turn away from her.
40:54Face me.
40:55And no help from the audience, please.
40:56Thank you very much.
40:57All right.
40:58Beanie, write down your answer to this.
41:00Okay, okay, okay.
41:01But I need help.
41:05Iced blank.
41:07Iced blank.
41:08Iced blank.
41:09Has to be.
41:10Has to be.
41:11Yes.
41:12That's it.
41:13Okay, they're conferring.
41:14I'm locked.
41:15Oh.
41:16You're already locked.
41:17I'm locked.
41:18You made a decision.
41:19Okay.
41:20I'm locked.
41:21It was, it was.
41:22Ready?
41:23Zen with Beanie.
41:24Come on, come on, come on.
41:25Zen with Beanie.
41:26Come on, come on, come on.
41:27Okay.
41:28Iced.
41:29Coffee.
41:30Oh my God.
41:31Iced.
41:32Coffee.
41:33Okay.
41:34Turn and face Beanie.
41:36Beanie, what is your answer for $25,000?
41:39Iced tea.
41:40Oh.
41:41I'm sorry.
41:42Well, you know, it's okay, because you just won $5,000.
41:47And that's our show.
41:50I'd like to leave you with this thought.
41:52Never get impressed when a friend butt dials you unless they have a rotary phone.
41:57Good night.
41:58Glory.
41:59I'm sorry.
42:01You blew it.
42:02Beanie, you blew it.
42:04Thank you so much.
42:05Maybe I'm so sweet.
42:06It could have been either.
42:07It could have been either.
42:08I don't want to do it.
42:1035,000.
42:11I'm so sweet.
42:12I can't believe it.
42:14I leaned into Caroline Wright before she said everything, and I was like, oh God, what if
42:19she says coffee?
42:20I literally pulled my thing up and said, I hope we all thought about this before we agreed
42:24on tea.
42:25But there's like two kinds of people in the world.
42:28Like, you can't predict.
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