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90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk- Happily Ever After. (2019) Season 6 Episode 9- Shaken, Not Stirred!
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00:00this is so relaxing do you think the boys are ready boys you guys ready for
00:18the show you guys better dry off this house is awesome yeah we need some
00:22towels so welcome to our home we want you to be extra welcome we got you guys some outfits to put
00:40it on I like the matching outfits you guys thank you so much what you got oh we got let's go let's go
00:48all over my face all over your face just like you like it oh usually it's the other way around but
01:03do you think he's getting something tonight yeah that's his ball and it's about to get dribbled
01:12how about I promise you okay mama let's take this slide this off ouch okay he did not just do that
01:22oh he took her whole ring off are you joking oh he's gonna propose
01:29this is getting bad oh my husband might be a dick but your husband's fat shaming
01:42welcome we're happy to have you here we're happy to be matching in our leopard print
01:54do you like this I love the fact that you got his cool mom shirt because I'm indeed a cool mom
01:59right Jamal you like my wife is a cool mom
02:03oh my gosh I'm in the I'm in the middle I'm in the middle I'm so excited for this all right
02:23oh brothers versus sisters I know let's go cheers to that well yeah but even though we
02:30haven't met I was really excited you invited us oh yeah brothers sisters the duo over here you know
02:35it's gonna be fun 90-day challenge just started the only difference is you guys kind
02:39of look alike and we don't a little different you know yeah just a little yeah once I lose my hair
02:45we'll start looking together how long we known each other now we're just meeting in person three
02:53years like three years crazy and we like talked for three years on the phone is it weird seeing
02:57me like this like in your mouth he looks like such a like golf dad doesn't yeah Jovi Jovi looks
03:17like Yara dressed him doesn't he yeah look we see the poodle the poodle is our consumer
03:23oh she must be on like a a sales pitch here going to the dog park pitching her bag I mean
03:33luxury dog bags that's a great idea hey man how's it going my wife is making me hand out these flyers
03:40for her brand oh Jovi he's like okay hey Jovi's being honest hey man how's it going I'm Jovi hey
03:48Jody he called him Jody instead of Jovi I bet he gets that a lot I think Jovi's got to learn how
03:53to prospect what's that it's like where you know your customer and you talk to them he's just talking
03:59to everyone oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my god so much buddy you are so pretty look at that dog her fits are always fire who the hell's there to help her I know she's by herself you figure you'd have some kind of like little crew yeah
04:23oh my god I have to get you out of here
04:28why is she doing all the heavy lifting that's what I said where's Jovi where's her husband
04:35dude is probably drinking somewhere with some strippers
04:38hey beautiful hello this is gorgeous thank you hi this is beautiful so happy to see you hi
04:48hello I know have you guys met Lauren no oh you've never met Lauren no we like message each other here
04:55and then on social media but I've never met her wait Pat you've met Lauren how did that go like what did
04:59you think it was you know fun she's great uh-oh okay
05:06I pitch for a luxury bag is you know something exciting something fun something also masculine I'm
05:16talking puppy luxury bag for men all right puppy daddies come get some come get some okay
05:24puppy daddies okay I'm telling you I'm a names guy I'm the guy you sit down at the table I need a name for a
05:30company I'm your man what about like pooches and purses that's cute that's cute what about you
05:37oh nice dog stuff there you go that's great that's a great one
05:41Well, hello!
05:43Hello!
05:44Uh-oh!
05:45Oh, look at Andre!
05:47Oh, Andre's here!
05:49That's nice they all showed up for her, though.
05:51Aw, thank you! Hello!
05:53Nice party!
05:55Where's the Andre to say hi?
05:57Are they not gonna say hi to Lauren and Alexi?
05:59Let's see. No!
06:01Let's see. Let's see.
06:03Oh, this is the first time they've seen each other
06:05since that dinner party, right?
06:07Well, I'm a little awkward.
06:09Do you want to style me, too?
06:11Yes! She looks bougie!
06:13Okay, Andre.
06:15Oh!
06:17Oh!
06:19See, he's a fan. Look at him!
06:21I want to go say hi to Elizabeth and Andre.
06:23Yeah, let's see.
06:25Hello!
06:27Hello! How's it going?
06:29I didn't even see her on the end!
06:31Is she blind?
06:33That is a teepee color, Lauren.
06:35So awkward, right?
06:37Although this Miami trip is gonna be fun,
06:41I am disappointed,
06:43because before we arrived in Miami,
06:45I heard that Lauren is saying
06:47different things about my husband.
06:49It could be hearsay.
06:51Hopefully it's just a rumor.
06:53Nevertheless, I still want to get to the bottom of it.
06:55This launch party is gonna launch into a fight.
06:58Ooh!
06:59Damn!
07:00Oh, this is gonna be so good!
07:02Do it!
07:03No, Elizabeth is not holding back.
07:05She's like, I'm gonna bring it up.
07:07Happiness starts with a smile.
07:11It's contagious.
07:12Ooh!
07:13Where are we?
07:14Ooh!
07:15This is pretty.
07:16This place is absolutely gorgeous.
07:20You guys, we're all-
07:21Jazz is matching them!
07:22In the same attire!
07:23Wow!
07:24Wow!
07:25Jazz, look!
07:26We gotta make us a little cheetah group now.
07:28I know!
07:29We could be the cheetah what?
07:30The cheetah thems.
07:31Cheating on them?
07:32Oh, sorry.
07:33I feel like I've been watching Gina and Jasmine for so long.
07:37And to see Jasmine-
07:38Pork and some new dude.
07:40Yeah.
07:41It's been a while, right?
07:42Yeah, it has been.
07:43I think we should just try to relax.
07:45Let's make a right here,
07:46because I have a surprise I want to show you.
07:47Really?
07:48Yeah, I want you to relax.
07:49What do you think Matt's surprise is?
07:51I think it's something cheesy,
07:52because he is a cheese ball.
07:53He is cheesy.
07:54What do you guys think?
07:55Some new weights, you know?
07:57Hey, babe, I got you a new weight set.
07:59Let's do it right now.
08:00Yeah.
08:01Telling me you love me.
08:02I love you.
08:07Oh, my gosh.
08:09Look at that.
08:10Here she comes.
08:12Aw, look how corny it is.
08:14You're right.
08:15That's cute, though.
08:16That's fire, though.
08:17That's fire.
08:18Just be careful.
08:20Keep the ball of your foot on there.
08:22Easy on my ass.
08:24Pretend it's an exercise.
08:25It's fake.
08:26Easy, easy.
08:27This cost a lot of money.
08:28The BBL only has a 10-year warranty.
08:30How do you know that?
08:31I don't think, because I've done research.
08:34She's like, my ex paid for one half,
08:36and my husband paid for the other.
08:38That's crazy.
08:39Thank you, Mom.
08:41I'm surprised.
08:43All right, here we go.
08:45Ah!
08:46It's rolling.
08:48This is a really cute date, guys.
08:49Yes.
08:50You know why?
08:51Because it's the open marriage carriage.
08:52Hi!
08:53Hi, little pup.
08:54Look at your cool mom.
08:55Sorry.
08:56Cool mom.
08:57Cool mom.
08:58Well, we know a man doesn't go out his way,
09:01you know, put a girl in a carriage,
09:02unless there's something coming with that, right?
09:04It's true.
09:05I mean, what's going on?
09:06Is he about to drop a bomb?
09:07Yeah.
09:08You know, at this point, it's so obvious, like...
09:15I just confirmed that Gino doesn't care about me.
09:17I envision every single aspect of my life with Gino, you know?
09:24Like, I'm just by myself.
09:25Like, I feel so abandoned.
09:27You would think Matt's tired of hearing about Gino.
09:30Yeah.
09:31You know?
09:32Like, you're on a carriage, bitch.
09:33Just be quiet about Gino for five seconds.
09:36My ex-husband, I mean, husband, doesn't love me.
09:39Dude, really think about it.
09:40She is getting a massage from the guy who's porking her
09:43while she complains about her husband.
09:45I know.
09:46I know.
09:47This is so messy.
09:48That's what I'm focused on.
09:50I feel bad for the horse.
09:51It's terrible, dude.
09:55How about I promise you, okay, mama?
09:58Let's take this, slide this off.
10:00Ouch!
10:01Okay.
10:02What is he doing?
10:03Are you joking?
10:04Oh, he's gonna propose.
10:07I wanna promise you, okay?
10:09Put this in your head.
10:10If you just let go of the past...
10:15Just give me a chance, okay?
10:17And I'll prove to you, all right,
10:19that I can make you happy.
10:22I know me and you can be happy.
10:25He did not just do that.
10:27Oh!
10:28He took her whole ring off.
10:29And she let him do it.
10:30Wow.
10:31I kind of respect that because he's like...
10:33Yeah, give me a chance.
10:34Hey, give me a chance.
10:35Like, let's put this stuff in the past
10:36and let's focus on our future.
10:37I respect that.
10:38He's very loyal,
10:40but it's very hard for me to figure out
10:42my feelings for Matt.
10:44While I'm still mourning my feelings to Gino.
10:48I can never be in a situation like Matt.
10:50Never.
10:51No.
10:52Listen, I was about to be somebody's
10:53fifth, fourth, seventh wife.
10:54I don't know anything anymore.
10:56How do you guys feel about Jasmine and Matt?
10:58I think she manipulated Gino
11:00into agreeing to this open relationship.
11:03Let's get this straight.
11:04They were .
11:05Oh, 100%.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Darcy Anna Jones is here.
11:09Oh, Anna Jones.
11:10What's up?
11:11Yeah.
11:12You guys haven't seen Darcy Anna Jones
11:13and the Temple of Silica?
11:14No, definitely not.
11:15Look at the daddy.
11:16His dad be like, what the ?
11:19Here we go.
11:20Ta-da.
11:22So whenever we have guests at home,
11:24I always try to make something Cameroonian-ish.
11:26Today, I decided to make fish,
11:29like roast fish in the Cameroonian style.
11:31I know they've had fish, but not like this.
11:33So in Cameroon, we call this barfish.
11:35And over here, I got like fried plantains.
11:38This is the right plantains fried.
11:40I did this early this morning.
11:42And over here is a sauce that I made mostly like green,
11:45spicy celery.
11:46I have my fish, the plantains, and the sauce,
11:49and I hope they're going to love it.
11:51Oh.
11:52Oh, baby.
11:53Wow, babe.
11:54This is beautiful.
11:55This is so good.
11:56You got to take a picture.
11:57That's a fish fish.
11:58This looks amazing.
11:59Let's dig in, guys.
12:00All right.
12:01Let's dig in.
12:02That's right.
12:03There's some bones in there.
12:04You know, I've had a lot of Nigerian food
12:06on my multiple trips.
12:07Kobe, you outdid yourself, my bro.
12:09It's all around us.
12:12It's where we've begun.
12:16So we can swim oceans, never swim.
12:20Tiger lilies.
12:21It's baby time.
12:22Baby time.
12:23Let me close.
12:24So good, Kobe.
12:25So good, babe.
12:26So much.
12:27Go ahead, mama.
12:28So I'll get you over to your postpartum bed.
12:31The nicer bed.
12:32OK.
12:33OK, wait.
12:34So wait, did she already have him?
12:35She looks smaller.
12:36Remember he wears two?
12:37Yeah.
12:38Oh my gosh, I was dead.
12:39He said he was going to greet his baby.
12:40I like the style, you know?
12:42I know, but it was so funny.
12:43Kobe wears sweats and a t-shirt.
12:44Pat, did you wear a full suit when you were in the room
12:47with your daughter?
12:48No, I don't think so.
12:49Yeah.
12:50Yeah, I had to actually hold Thais' legs.
12:52That was my job.
12:53Oh, see?
12:54But it was beautiful, wasn't it?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Oh, so you weren't there either?
12:58What are you talking about I was there?
12:59What are you?
13:00No, I'm asking.
13:01You're talking about this big bro.
13:02Were you there in sight?
13:03Did you see everything?
13:04Yeah, of course I saw everything.
13:05That's the best part.
13:06Best for what?
13:08We had a baby, and his name is Zane.
13:12It's a handsome baby like his father.
13:14Did you see us there being a dad someday?
13:16Do you?
13:17Oh, .
13:18Hey, they call me daddy or no?
13:20Oh, my God, you cocky SOB.
13:24All my issues, even what issues I had with Tiger Lily before,
13:28I forget them.
13:29What I see now in the surgery room, it's changing me a lot.
13:35Right now, he's a changed man.
13:37See how fast that is?
13:38The baby's born, boom, new Adnan.
13:40You believe him?
13:42No.
13:43I hear something.
13:46I hear something.
13:47Allahumma salli ala nabi.
13:48MashaAllah, bismillah, mashaAllah, Allah, ya Rabbi,
13:53bismillah, I missed you, Baba.
13:54I missed you, Daddy.
13:55Here he comes.
13:56Oh, happy birthday, baby Zane.
14:00That's cute.
14:01And I cleaned that baby up.
14:03Fresh baby smell.
14:04Ooh, smells so good.
14:06You ever change a diaper before?
14:08No.
14:09First one?
14:10Yeah.
14:11All right.
14:12Do you see those two tabs?
14:13Yeah.
14:14And with boys, you might want to point the penis down,
14:17because he'll pee all outside of it.
14:23Yeah, you don't want to be peed on.
14:24No, it's happened to me so many times.
14:25Point the penis down always.
14:27You know, one time with my middle son, I changed him.
14:30I folded him backwards.
14:31He pissed right in his mouth.
14:32And I only knew because I, like, turned my head,
14:34and I heard something filling with water,
14:36and it was piss in his mouth.
14:38Girls are a lot easier.
14:39Yeah.
14:40We actually changed Alisi diapers for the first week
14:43she was born.
14:44See?
14:45Good for you.
14:46What a man.
14:47Uh-huh.
14:48What a man, Pat.
14:49I knew they'd give me credit.
14:50Yeah.
14:51Finally, we have the most important things.
14:54Zane 11.
14:56Okay.
14:57My love.
15:00I'm so cute, baby.
15:02Right after you have a baby, I swear, like I've said before,
15:05it's like the closest thing you get to heaven, right?
15:07Yeah.
15:08And you're holding them skin to skin.
15:09Yeah.
15:10So they're like in baby bliss right now.
15:11I'm telling you.
15:12That first two weeks is wild.
15:13Okay.
15:14So this is what the baby's first poop looks like.
15:16Why do you have a picture of that?
15:18Oh, no.
15:19I know.
15:20I know, Jamal.
15:21I'm not having no kids.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Just off the meconium.
15:24It's called meconium poop.
15:25The meconium, whatever .
15:26I could have went my whole life without seeing that.
15:28You'll see it.
15:29Oh, wait till I show you my placenta.
15:35Oh, I think it's Georgie.
15:37Hey.
15:38Darcy Anna Jones is here.
15:41Oh, Anna Jones.
15:42You guys haven't seen Darcy Anna Jones in the Temple of Silica?
15:45Definitely not.
15:46You guys look sharp.
15:48Like special forces.
15:49Yeah, and we're going for a mission today.
15:51I feel like I'm ready for a mission.
15:53Darcy's about to go solve a mystery.
15:55I think they're going haunted, but I don't think...
15:58Look at that outfit.
15:59She got that bag, though.
16:00She's got the bag.
16:02What are the tips for dealing?
16:04Are you going to be cold like that?
16:06I'm ready.
16:07We're not going shopping.
16:08We're going in a mission.
16:09Yeah, we're shopping for some boar.
16:11Look at the daddy.
16:12He's that be like, what the ?
16:14That is not a boar tracking outfit.
16:16You are not ready for the wilderness.
16:18Do you know what boar tracking is?
16:19Boar?
16:20What's a boar?
16:21Boar, a pig.
16:22A pig.
16:23Okay.
16:24They have tusks.
16:25Do it again?
16:26No.
16:27Do it again.
16:28Do it again.
16:29No, I forgot how.
16:30No, you had your fingers up like that.
16:31No, I didn't.
16:37Let's go.
16:38No, it's scary.
16:39No, don't work.
16:43Here we go.
16:44Are they going to catch any boars?
16:46I think the dad will.
16:47He looks like a trained killer.
16:49I went deer hunting one time, and they just were like,
16:52get the out.
16:53Just get out.
16:54Why?
16:55Quiet?
16:56Is he going to be quiet?
16:57I could not.
16:58There was an 8.0 and my dumb ass lit a cigarette.
17:02And the noise went like from the lighter.
17:04He was like, Kim, go.
17:07I was looking up those helicopter flights where you could shoot down pigs.
17:11I've seen that.
17:12You know, I don't know if that's very sporting.
17:14You know, that just kind of seems like a slaughter.
17:16Yeah.
17:17You know?
17:18You're over here like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
17:20They're overpopulated.
17:21Just seeing how many you can murder, you know?
17:23I think hunters are usually like, it's a sport, you know?
17:26From what you hear, you know?
17:27It's over, they're overpopulated.
17:29That's what every killer says.
17:31Let's go find some boar.
17:37What the is that?
17:38Get me out of here.
17:40Did you hear that?
17:41Is that a wolf?
17:42Yeah.
17:43Uh-uh, I gotta go.
17:44There's a boar.
17:45No.
17:46Darcy's not doing it.
17:47Ew!
17:51Like a pebble, a pebble in my shoe.
17:53Unless it's a bug, because it feels like it's moving up my leg.
17:56Grab the shoe off.
17:57Take it off.
17:58Take it off.
17:59Quick, quick, quick.
18:00Get me out of here.
18:01I'm surprised Darcy's made it this far.
18:03Georgie's dad's like, can you just wear some reasonable clothes and tie your damn boots?
18:06Yeah.
18:07He's really like, go put her back in the car.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:15She's present.
18:19So that's why you carry binoculars when you hug, is just to look at poop.
18:25See, I've been using a brock the whole time.
18:27Oh, look at the, you guys inspect the poo.
18:29Dude, I've seen a lot of today.
18:31Just two, is that a lot?
18:33Yeah.
18:34I, you know, it's a small animal.
18:36Oh.
18:37Because when I poop, it's like little pellets, like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.
18:40Ew, Darcy.
18:41Darcy, Darcy.
18:42Oh.
18:43Probiotics, babe.
18:44Probiotics.
18:45Yeah, you should probably see a doctor about that.
18:46My poops get really hot when you get older.
18:49Is that a true fact?
18:50Yeah.
18:51I wish I never knew that.
18:53What, you never had a steamer before?
18:55No, what the ?
18:56No?
18:57No.
18:58I've f***ed some steamers in my life.
19:00It changes the temperature in the bathroom.
19:02Oh, my gosh.
19:03It went from freezing to hot.
19:05Do you like the hike?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Say, I enjoyed it, and it's a memory for a lifetime.
19:12I see.
19:13I'm a good sport.
19:14I'm a good sport.
19:15Let's do it.
19:16All right.
19:17That sounds great to me.
19:18Let's go.
19:19Like, why is Darcy even here?
19:20She shouldn't be tracking a board.
19:21She should be tracking his phone, his bank account.
19:22Seriously.
19:23You know what I mean?
19:24Like, just finding some new clothes to wear.
19:25You know something.
19:26I heard you had a golf course in your backyard.
19:28I don't know if we'd call it a golf course.
19:29Maybe like a putting green?
19:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:31Why, you want to see it?
19:32Yeah, we should play.
19:33All right, let's go.
19:34All right, brothers versus sisters.
19:35I guess.
19:36Ready to lose?
19:37How was your guys trip to Moldova?
19:38Yeah, how was your trip to Moldova, Elizabeth?
19:40Uh-oh.
19:41Joe, I like Joe.
19:42Be like, I'm so ignorant.
19:43He must have.
19:44Joey's trying to stop right now.
19:45He's about to stop things.
19:46And here is the putting green.
19:47Ready?
19:48All right, I've been waiting for this.
19:49All right, here's what I'm thinking.
19:50One shot, closest one shot.
19:51One shot, closest one shot.
19:52One shot.
19:53One shot.
19:54One shot.
19:55One shot.
19:56One shot.
19:57One shot.
19:58One shot.
19:59One shot.
20:00One shot.
20:01One shot.
20:02One shot.
20:03One shot.
20:04One shot.
20:06One shot.
20:07One shot.
20:08One shot.
20:09One shot.
20:10One shot.
20:11One shot.
20:12One shot.
20:13One shot.
20:14One shot.
20:16One shot.
20:17One shot.
20:18One shot.
20:19Oh!
20:20Geez.
20:21All right.
20:22You're up.
20:24Good Lord.
20:25I mean, this should be second nature to you guys,
20:26considering you have your own quest.
20:28Well, a little tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap,
20:31woo.
20:32It's all in the hips.
20:33Oh, wow.
20:34Wow.
20:35Well, you know.
20:36Well, you know, not bad, not bad.
20:38I guess age would be full of beauty.
20:41Well, this is what I do, okay?
20:44I just do make s*** happen.
20:45John never golfs.
20:48Oh, here's your maca.
20:49Do I have to?
20:50Get the maca.
20:51I don't even want a maca.
20:52It's embarrassing.
20:53Never golfs.
20:54You're not even close.
20:55I was going to say, that's third place.
20:56All right, so John's in last place.
20:57That's last place.
20:58All right, let's see.
20:59We didn't make up rules of how you can shoot.
21:01You guys messed up here.
21:02Uh-oh.
21:02Oh, yeah?
21:03What are you going to do?
21:03Yeah.
21:04Oh, s***.
21:04Oh, s***.
21:05Oh.
21:06Whoa.
21:07Here we go.
21:09Okay.
21:15Hey!
21:17Got you guys.
21:19Nicely done, sir.
21:20It's all the technique.
21:23Oh, where are we, guys?
21:24Where are we?
21:25A bar and pe...
21:26Oh, the dog party.
21:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:28Oh, we're back to the launch party.
21:30All right.
21:30That's cute.
21:32They do look really nice.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Hey, party's here.
21:37Everybody stop what you're doing.
21:39Hello.
21:40Well, I don't think everybody's that excited, Jodie.
21:43Oh, Mrs. Gwen!
21:44Mrs. Gwen showed up.
21:46Oh, I love her.
21:48Oh, hi.
21:49Where are you going?
21:50Give up my first hug.
21:52I guess until you show up, all the people are going to leave.
21:55Why are you so late?
21:56I mean, I had to pick up my mom, you know.
21:59You didn't even help your wife set up the event.
22:02Now you're late.
22:03Yeah, that's not...
22:04He went to pick up his mom.
22:05You didn't even wait to ask what happened and stuff like that.
22:07He already said it.
22:08He goes, oh, I picked up my mom and, like, some stuff.
22:10Traffic.
22:11Exactly.
22:12Oh, see, no.
22:14She has the man's side right over there.
22:15I know.
22:15I hate that.
22:16How's your trip to Moldova?
22:20Yeah, how was your trip to Moldova, Elizabeth?
22:22Uh-oh.
22:23Joe, I like Jovi.
22:24Like, he acts so ignorant.
22:26He was probably...
22:27Jovi's trying to start right now.
22:28He's about to start things.
22:31It was bad.
22:32Not what you thought it would be?
22:34So you're not going to move there?
22:35No.
22:36No?
22:36I actually left early.
22:38You left early?
22:38Yes.
22:40You guys realized that Elizabeth was the last to know about the $75,000, so everybody here
22:46knew before she did.
22:47That's up.
22:50Um, so I get here and nothing was...
22:53I mean, some things were set up.
22:55There's still boxes everywhere and she still needed help, so I got here.
22:59Can you help me?
23:00Sure.
23:01When am I going to say no?
23:03Here we go.
23:04Here we go.
23:05Oh, she's about to drop you now.
23:08Okay.
23:08Here we go.
23:09I recently spoke with Yara and she shared with me that when they went on their double date,
23:14Alex and Lauren went behind my back and said all these mean things about my husband.
23:21I really like the way Elizabeth defends Andre, has his back, supports him no matter what.
23:28And then when they get home, then she goes in and tells them what's going on.
23:32That's how it should be.
23:33You got to stand up for your man.
23:35You have to.
23:36Yeah.
23:36My man, my man, my man, right?
23:38That's my baby.
23:40I stick up for you all the time.
23:41You're not my man.
23:44So you guys had a double date the other night, right?
23:46I had a double date the other night.
23:47So I did hear through the grapevine that you think that my husband's a horrible person.
23:56Go, Elizabeth, go!
23:57Fail on the spot.
23:59Oh!
24:02Here we go.
24:02Let's just throw it out there.
24:04Why are people talking about us so much?
24:06Like, what is the problem?
24:08I don't understand.
24:08I literally...
24:09Like, you go on a double date and there's nothing else that you can talk about other than us?
24:14What the f*** did I do?
24:15I'm proud of Elizabeth for that, though.
24:21Yeah, zero filter.
24:22Yeah, she didn't tiptoe around that one.
24:24Woo!
24:25She's just nervous.
24:26Oh, dude, you never see Lauren quiet like that.
24:29Yep.
24:29Lauren's like this.
24:30Lauren's like, what did I say?
24:32Do I deny it?
24:33Yeah, do I own up to it or do I deny it?
24:35You know, like, that's what...
24:36When someone confronts you, you're like, okay, I'm either going to tell the truth or I'm going to sugarcoat it and try to talk my way out of it.
24:41There we go.
24:45You see?
24:45Uh-huh.
24:46You don't have to go so deep.
24:47Uh-huh.
24:48Yeah.
24:51That's what she said.
24:52No, she will never say that.
24:55Turns out how big you are.
24:56Huh?
24:57Oh!
25:00She would never say that.
25:02She would never say that.
25:03She's laughing in his face.
25:04Yeah.
25:04Talk about embarrassment all day.
25:06Look at him.
25:06He's over here pondering.
25:07He's like this.
25:08Is she making fun of my f***?
25:09Ah-ha!
25:12Cheers!
25:12Cheers!
25:14Red cups and good time.
25:16Ah-ha!
25:17Normally, we drink out of tumblers, but we drink out of red cups this time just for you guys to make you more comfortable.
25:22Oh, we appreciate it.
25:24That is kind of our thing, you know?
25:26So...
25:26Well, next week, we're going to be here, and, you know, maybe we could try your cups.
25:30Ooh, that's a good idea.
25:31Tumblers for us all.
25:32Hell yeah.
25:32Yeah, we'll get sophisticated.
25:34You know what I'm saying?
25:35See me coming at you when you close your eyes.
25:42Well, here is where I brought you.
25:46Oh, it's Karen Carmel.
25:48Here we go.
25:49His mom did have a great idea.
25:51Taking her on a date randomly.
25:53You have to date your wife.
25:54Yes.
25:55You have to.
25:56You can't just date your girlfriend in your marriage.
25:58You've got to date your wife, too.
25:59Guys.
26:01Wow.
26:01What do you guys think the odds are that this getaway solves anything?
26:05Slim to none.
26:06And I don't want to see that, because I actually like both of them.
26:09Yeah, yeah.
26:10It's actually sad to watch, because, you know, it's like one you want to root for, and it's
26:14the one you see going down.
26:16Mm-hmm.
26:16Yeah.
26:17Are you okay?
26:18Okay.
26:19Why?
26:20I don't know.
26:20It's so stressed.
26:21How can we make you happy?
26:25Having fun and laughing together.
26:26Hey, man.
26:27There we go.
26:28You see?
26:29Uh-huh.
26:29You don't have to go so deep.
26:31Uh-huh.
26:31You know?
26:32Yeah.
26:34That's what she said.
26:36Oh!
26:38I'll tell you, dude, when I met Karen L.A., me or her, she has the same kind of like
26:43Oh, she's funny, yeah.
26:44She's so funny.
26:44She is so fun.
26:49No, she would never say that.
26:51Turns out how big you are.
26:53Huh?
26:54She would never say that.
26:56She would never say that.
26:56She's laughing in his face.
26:58Yeah.
26:58Talk about embarrassment.
27:00Look at him.
27:00He's over here pondering.
27:01He's like this.
27:02She making fun of my .
27:03Yeah.
27:04Is this a joke?
27:05Yeah.
27:11Wow.
27:11That's so nice.
27:13Oh, look.
27:14You know, it's just a kiss to death.
27:18Trying too much.
27:19It's going to turn her off.
27:20I feel like I'd want to have a conversation first to feel good about my relationship, and
27:24then I would love that.
27:26He's not getting laid, huh?
27:27Probably not.
27:30See?
27:30I know I'm right.
27:31See?
27:31I know women.
27:32You know what I'm saying?
27:32Should I f*** up these flowers, or?
27:38Womp, womp, womp.
27:39Should we f*** up the flowers?
27:40No, I'm going to f*** up the flowers.
27:44Aw.
27:45Oh.
27:45That's cute.
27:46I like to see them happy, you know?
27:48Hey.
27:49I know.
27:49Do you think he's getting something tonight?
27:51Yeah, that's his ball.
27:52He's about to get dribbled, dude.
27:54Shh, shh, shh, shh.
27:58All over my face, please.
27:59All over your face.
28:00Just like you like it.
28:04Oh.
28:05Oh.
28:06Usually it's the other way around, but.
28:08Yeah, yeah.
28:09Well.
28:09I like both.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:15All right.
28:16Mm-hmm.
28:16Mm-hmm.
28:19Mm-hmm.
28:24I've done that awkward rub, too.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26That's begging.
28:27Like, back when, like, you know, my past relationship, I was, like, trying to get that.
28:30I was like, hey, what's going on?
28:33Did it work?
28:34How's that shoulder?
28:36Am I getting closer?
28:38So horrible.
28:39It's hard for me to watch Guillermo, because I've been there.
28:42Aw.
28:47Two.
28:50Beautiful conversation, and enjoy the future.
28:56Aw.
28:56Aw, that is cute.
28:58See, I dry up just from that.
29:02The whole thing is, he shouldn't be fucking toasting.
29:04He should be fucking getting lazy, grabbing, spanking her ass, kissing her on the neck, holding
29:09the hair.
29:09Yeah, grab her by the throat.
29:11Daddy's home.
29:12You know?
29:14Daddy's home.
29:14And take the puffer jacket off.
29:16Yep, yep.
29:16Please.
29:17You're never going to fuck if you don't take off the puffer, you know what I'm saying?
29:19The puffer.
29:21I very much like this vibe.
29:29I mean, so far, everything looks good.
29:32It looks like they're going the right direction to start working things out.
29:35And it always goes sour when they start asking questions.
29:37Exactly.
29:38Something's going to happen.
29:38Somebody's going to ask a question, and it's always a lady.
29:42Yeah.
29:42That will ask that question.
29:43Hey, hey.
29:44No, it's not true.
29:45No, it's not true.
29:46How dare you?
29:47How dare you?
29:48How dare you, Kobi?
29:50I would never say that.
29:51Exactly.
29:53At that house party at my house, you act like a dick.
29:56We have no problem between ourselves now, as far as I'm concerned.
30:00The point is, I've been called a dick again.
30:02Oh, f***.
30:06Call me dick once, but twice, forget about it.
30:09Call me dick twice.
30:11Them fighting words.
30:13Just like Karen Guillermo, we're at the winery.
30:15I need to see your wine expertise.
30:17Yes.
30:18So I have three different wines for you to try, and I need you to identify them.
30:22Already.
30:22You have a...
30:23Only for Jamal?
30:23Yes.
30:24We have a Pinot, we have a Cab, and we have a Malbec.
30:27I want you to try them.
30:29Yeah.
30:29Pinot, Cab, and Malbec.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Yeah, so those are the three.
30:32Here we go.
30:32All right.
30:34That is not, first of all, how you sniff it, but okay.
30:39Um, this is a Pinot.
30:42Okay.
30:42Right?
30:43F***.
30:44All right.
30:44All right.
30:48Oh, that's a Cab right there.
30:50Mm-hmm.
30:51Yup.
30:51That's a Cab if I ain't never knew it.
30:57Woo, that's a Malbec right there.
30:59Wow.
31:00Okay.
31:00All right.
31:01You said Malbec?
31:02Pinot, Cab, Malbec.
31:03Boom.
31:04That is really funny.
31:05Because I was right?
31:06No.
31:06So that is a Cab?
31:08Yeah.
31:09That is a Malbec.
31:10Uh-huh.
31:10And that's the Pinot.
31:11Oh, all right.
31:11So you literally got all three of them wrong.
31:14Well.
31:15Not even one was right.
31:18Yeah.
31:19Oh, my.
31:19Oh, my.
31:20No, he didn't.
31:21He's trying to figure it out.
31:22Oh, yeah.
31:23You want to know how you taste wine?
31:24Let me show you.
31:25This is definitely wine.
31:27Wine connecule.
31:28Would you take it?
31:30What the hell was that?
31:39Which one do you have?
31:43No, that's how you taste it.
31:44It's not ramen.
31:45You bubble it in your mouth.
31:47That's how you taste it.
31:48Because you aerate it.
31:49All right, let's go through that wine.
31:54The Florida couples.
31:56Oh, yeah.
31:57Here we go.
31:58Oh, the party.
32:00You think that my husband's a horrible person?
32:03I don't think that.
32:04That's a really mean word to say.
32:06I don't think I ever said that.
32:08I think that maybe the way he talks to you is horrible.
32:12He's very aggressive.
32:13And in that sense, it's horrible.
32:16It sucks.
32:16The situation, not him.
32:18I didn't say anything, but I do think he's kind of horrible to you.
32:22That's it.
32:22That's all I said.
32:24Come on, Lauren.
32:25What's this?
32:25What's this, guys?
32:26She's reeling back.
32:26What's this?
32:27Backtrack.
32:28Backtrack.
32:29Backtrack.
32:29Like, she won't apologize.
32:30But I don't know if I said it.
32:31It's crazy.
32:32That's crazy.
32:33I don't remember everything I said, but for me to say somebody's a horrible person, that's
32:37like not in me to say that.
32:39To call somebody a dick, absolutely.
32:41I don't even know what the f*** happened.
32:45Andre was a dick and she flipped out.
32:46That's what happened.
32:49Really?
32:50Alex said it.
32:51And Alex said it and she just co-signed him, right?
32:53Yeah.
32:53And then she goes, he was a dick.
32:55Yeah.
32:55Yeah.
32:55I just wish that that was something that we talked about and I don't hear through friends.
33:01But who told you that?
33:03Oh, Yara.
33:05Does it matter?
33:07Jovi and Yara.
33:08I don't know who said it.
33:09So she threw him under the bus real quick, Jovi and Yara.
33:14But also, that's who said it.
33:16So just be real about it.
33:17That's who said it.
33:17Just be real.
33:18Are you f***ing kidding me?
33:19We all said that he's a dick.
33:23All of us.
33:24I'm so confused.
33:26I'm so pissed that I'm being singled out.
33:28That's kind of true.
33:29Yeah.
33:29I mean, that, you gotta say, you gotta give Lauren that.
33:33They all did it.
33:34Yeah.
33:35I'm done.
33:36Sorry.
33:39Uh-oh.
33:40Wow.
33:41She said she's done.
33:42Who walked away?
33:43Liz?
33:44Oh, s***.
33:44You didn't tell Andre.
33:45Dude, once she tells Andre, Andre's gonna lose it on Alex and Lauren.
33:51So, tell me about your story.
33:53So I asked Lauren, did you really call my husband a horrible man?
33:56She said, if I said that, I'm sorry.
33:59I'm like, okay, so you said it or you didn't say it.
34:02I would never f***ing say that about Alex.
34:05I mean, what's worse, being called a dick or a horrible person?
34:08Well, I mean, girls say I'm a dick all the time.
34:11But they never call me a horrible person.
34:12I like being a dick.
34:13Yeah.
34:14I do think dick and horrible man is two different things.
34:17Yeah.
34:17A horrible man, I'd say, is worse than dick.
34:20Hi, guys.
34:21Hi.
34:22Hey.
34:23We are literally talking about you right now.
34:25Oh, s***.
34:26Oh, we're about to address it.
34:29That's why I like Andre, though, because he's straight up.
34:32Mm-hmm.
34:32At that house party at my house, you acted like a dick.
34:35You did.
34:36Here, I can tell you that face to face.
34:38And we moved on from that.
34:39Yeah.
34:40We have no problem between ourselves now, as far as I'm concerned.
34:44But point is, I've been called a dick again.
34:49Call me dick once, but twice, forget about it.
34:51Call me dick twice.
34:53Them fighting words.
34:54I really don't know if this is the appropriate place for them to have this conversation.
34:59You know what I mean?
35:00But this isn't a phone call conversation.
35:02This is a face-to-face.
35:03When you're mad, I'm like Elizabeth.
35:04When I'm mad, I'm mad.
35:05Lauren and I have been speaking for five f***ing years.
35:08And she said a lot of f***ing things.
35:10Okay.
35:11Yeah, she did.
35:11And I f***ing know.
35:13And a lot of bad things about you.
35:17Oh, my God!
35:18Oh, my God!
35:19This is when it gets nasty, though.
35:24Oh, damn.
35:25My feelings are hurt, so now I'm just going to tear everybody down with me.
35:28Right here you go.
35:30Lay it.
35:30You talk about f***ing weight.
35:32Yes.
35:32How your body shamed her.
35:33Oh, no.
35:35Look at the eyebrow.
35:37Wow.
35:38Damn.
35:38This is getting bad.
35:42You're treating her f***ing bad.
35:44He's a horrible man, and he's a dick.
35:46Right?
35:47My husband would never talk about my weight.
35:49I know, but there's a jealousy f***ing problem.
35:51Having your f***ing children.
35:53Burying your children.
35:54You would never even think to f***ing say those things.
35:56That's f***ing up.
35:57Parker!
36:00Oh, my God.
36:02Lauren, run up to your man.
36:04Let me tell you, if my man was getting into it with someone like that,
36:07my ass is right there, just like Elizabeth.
36:09I'm going to say that right now.
36:10Oh, my God.
36:11Who would think dog bags would be so dramatic?
36:14I know.
36:14I was on Elizabeth's side until she started bringing up things, like private things.
36:19Yeah.
36:20She just got defensive.
36:21Isn't that what Lauren just did?
36:22She's bringing up stuff in the past.
36:25Yeah.
36:25That didn't have anything to do with what was happening then.
36:28Exactly.
36:28So then you're just pulling from somewhere to say, ha-ha, I got you.
36:32Yeah.
36:32Nothing like playing, my husband's better than yours.
36:35My husband might be a dick, but your husband's fat shaming.
36:40Yeah.
36:42Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, Happily Ever After.
36:45Why, where's the smell going?
36:47I grew up with goats.
36:48I used to show them, too, and I was also traded for one for our wedding.
36:52You were.
36:53We're one goat.
36:54What an honor.
36:55We're trying again.
36:57We're going to bury the hatchet.
36:59Wait to make sure there's no drama.
37:00Make sure there's no drama, Julie.
37:01I'm just asking for you either.
37:03They love each other.
37:06Julia versus Betty.
37:08Nothing like a fun farm day and some drama.
37:11His parents are going to plan an anniversary party for us.
37:15Stacey.
37:15Oh, Stacey.
37:17That's going to be weird, FaceTiming your twin.
37:19You don't know if you're taking a selfie or actually talking to someone.
37:22Yeah.
37:22The anniversary party that they're planning is going to be a very pivotal moment in our marriage.
37:27So I need her there.
37:28I need her support.
37:29Woo!
37:30We love a party.
37:31We love a Darcy party.
37:32That's going to be fun.
37:33One thing she loves is a party.
37:35Oh, she's coming.
37:35Oh, gosh.
37:36You know what it's like for a sibling to come.
37:38Oh.
37:38What?
37:40All right.
37:42Have you f***ed somebody else since we were married?
37:45We had so much hope for this night with Karen Guillermo.
37:49I know.
37:49But I did say it's going to get bad.
37:52Oh.
37:53Delmo ain't getting laid.
37:54Not with that sweater on.
37:55Nobody wants to f***ing Mr. Rogers.
37:56I mean, I probably would have.
37:59Look at me in my eyes.
38:01Oh, my God.
38:05Oh, f***.
38:07I do not think Guillermo slept with someone else.
38:10No answer is a yes.
38:11Yeah.
38:12Oh.
38:13Wow.
38:13You have to know.
38:15You have to know.
38:16Oh, that episode was crazy.
38:19That was so good.
38:20Like our pajamas.
38:21Yeah, it was wild like our shirt.
38:22So I'm trying to get wild tonight.
38:24You got to sit here for the kids, right?
38:25Let's go out.
38:26Right now.
38:26What?
38:27Let's go.
38:27What are you talking about?
38:28You're in Kansas.
38:29Not just Kansas.
38:30Slimey Kansas.
38:31Literally, it's like way past 10 p.m.
38:33Everything's closed.
38:35Hey, but you know what?
38:36I got those bottles we got earlier.
38:37Oh, let's go on the deck and drink some wine together.
38:40All right.
38:40Okay, let's go.
38:41Let's do it.
38:42Oh, my God.
38:43I'm so excited for the week with you.
38:47That was crazy.
38:49Yeah, next week it looks like it's going to be even crazier.
38:50But next week, we're going to use our cups.
38:52Oh, yeah.
38:53All right, I'm down.
38:54What do you guys say?
38:54Hit the pool?
38:55Yeah.
38:55Oh, yeah.
38:56Let's do it.
38:58Let's go to the pool.
38:59To the pool.
38:59To the pool.
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