00:00Does Cleveland have, like, an awesome team?
00:02Yeah, apparently.
00:03Okay, but, like, look at their team.
00:05Look at their lineup.
00:06Look at their roster.
00:07They might have the best player between the two teams.
00:08No, I agree with that.
00:09Jose Ramirez was great.
00:10But, like, is Cleveland, like, this unbelievable roster?
00:13So, fine.
00:14All right, Cora doesn't have Roman Anthony.
00:16You see Big Christmas?
00:17Yeah, I did.
00:18Smacked one.
00:19Do we make him hustle the week?
00:20Yeah, he's just in the mix.
00:21You're the nominee.
00:22You're the nominee.
00:22Okay.
00:23Big Christmas nominee.
00:24Let me just pull up their lineup from yesterday, just real quick.
00:26So, I like Quan and I like Ramirez, but that's kind of it.
00:28They have currently two guys with over 20 home runs.
00:31Okay, Nick, they have two guys with over 12.
00:34That's a good point.
00:34There's a lot of 11s in there.
00:36They have a...
00:36Right.
00:37Who's A. Martinez?
00:38That's their number two hitter.
00:39He's hitting 230.
00:40Angel Martinez.
00:41That's A. Martinez.
00:42Who's D. Fry?
00:44David Fry.
00:44He's hitting 170.
00:45That was their cleanup hitter yesterday.
00:46He's off to a slow start.
00:47Who's G. Arias?
00:48He's only had 141 at bat.
00:50Gabriel Arias is hitting 225.
00:52Who is B. Rocchio?
00:54Oh, B. Rocchio's not bad.
00:55Brian Rocchio is hitting 231.
00:57He's, well...
00:58Okay.
00:58They suck, and they don't lose.
01:01Who are their pitchers?
01:02They're the hottest team in baseball.
01:03Okay, who are their pitchers?
01:04Gavin Williams is really good.
01:06Okay, is he?
01:06Tanner Bybee.
01:07Tanner Bybee?
01:08He has the ERA over four.
01:09Okay, Tanner Bybee's...
01:09Gavin Williams is nice.
01:10Tanner Bybee's ERA is 435.
01:12Gavin Williams is fine.
01:13Logan Allen, Slade Chichoni...
01:16Oh, is that Slade?
01:18Don't look that up on a work computer.
01:20Slade Chichoni?
01:21That's gonna cost you.
01:23Luis Ortiz actually is one of the suspended guys, right?
01:26He made a bunch of starts for them.
01:27He's one of the suspended guys.
01:28Like, this team sucks!
01:29That's not a good team!
01:30They're closers.
01:31So I just...
01:32Oh, what's Cora supposed to do?
01:34I don't know.
01:35What does Cleveland's manager do?
01:37Who is Cleveland's manager, Eva?
01:38Who even is that anymore?
01:39Oh, it's, uh...
01:40What's his name?
01:41Steven...
01:41Eric Wedge?
01:42Is it Eric Wedge?
01:43No, it's Steven Vogt.
01:44It's Steven Vogt.
01:45It's Steven Vogt.
01:45How come he wins with this crap team?
01:47And he's got so much time with the A's, he has to learn how to manage.
01:49I'll tell you why.
01:50That's annoying!
01:50It's because they have $2 beer nights, and they give away jerseys every weekend.
01:54It's the greatest ballpark in the world.
01:55Oh, what's Cora supposed to do?
01:57Good vibes down there.
01:58I don't know.
01:58This guy had a G-Arius hitting fourth yesterday, or whatever it is, 170?
02:03Yeah.
02:04How are they winning?
02:06I don't know.
02:06I don't know either.
02:07They just beat Park Scoogle yesterday.
02:09So I don't want to hear that Cora has nothing.
02:11You know what Cora has?
02:13He had a lead.
02:15He had a giant lead over this team.
02:17That's what he had.
02:18So I don't want to hear that.
02:19Jose Ramirez is one home run away from 30-30.
02:22Jose Ram I like.
02:23That's a good player.
02:24J-Ram?
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