00:00Drunk in Germany, no surprise there, that's what you do in Germany.
00:03I make really bad decisions when I'm intoxicated and my ego tends to flare up.
00:07And I saw this boxing arcade game in this like hole-in-the-wall bar.
00:11It's the one where the bag drops down, you hit it and you get the high score.
00:14Well, my drunk ass wanted to set the high score, so I tried like five times.
00:19The bartender saw how hard I was going and he said,
00:22Sir, I have to warn you, be careful. I've seen bones before.
00:24Like everyone hits their hand on this column.
00:26And so I'm like, okay, dude, I'm a boxer.
00:30And now my hand, bro, my hand. David, look at it.
00:35Fuck.
00:35Move your fingers.
00:36And hypothetically, if I can't, we're going to the hospital.
00:40And it turns out I shattered the worst possible bone in your hand for boxers.
00:44The middle knuckle, the third metacarpal.
00:46I spent the night in a cold German hospital, not knowing if I was ever going to be able to box again.
00:51When the alcohol wore off, this was very depressing.
00:56But the photo's cool.
01:01Thanks for listening.
01:03Thanks for listening.
01:04Thanks.
01:04Thanks for listening.
01:04Thanks for listening.
01:05I'm going to see you next week.
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