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00:00What a swerve!
00:12Oh my god.
00:14Just assaulting Joey Ryan.
00:16Now, was that the real... that wasn't the real superhero.
00:19No, I believe that was you, actually.
00:20Oh, it was me.
00:21You're so brilliant.
00:23Joey is stupid.
00:25Oh, look how dumb he is running into that stupid pose.
00:27You're not supposed to run into the pose stupid.
00:29Stupid, you're supposed to avoid that.
00:31Ha ha!
00:32Joey Ryan.
00:33Just, he's crawling in all fours like the dog, the stupid, stupid dog he is.
00:38Now, would this be considered biased commentary?
00:40I don't know.
00:42It's not biased when we call our own match, is it?
00:44You sound like a creaky door.
00:49Joey Ryan and Super Dragon are just squaring off in the middle of the ring,
00:54trading shots back and forth, back and forth,
00:57until it ends with a mutual slap of respect to the face.
01:00What are they going for?
01:01They're going for weapons, my friend.
01:03This is a Guerilla Warfare match.
01:04Anything goes!
01:06Dueling, possibly, with chair shots.
01:10It's like dueling...
01:11Oh!
01:12A brilliant maneuver by Super...
01:14Oh, my God!
01:15Joey Ryan.
01:16Actually, that was pretty...
01:17Oh!
01:18Rick Knox almost getting taken out.
01:20Joey Ryan slams Super Dragon down to the mat,
01:23and applies a front face lock.
01:25Rick Knox looking to see if Super Dragon is ready to give up.
01:28Super Dragon rolls over into a front face lock of his own.
01:31Now, what some fans may not know about Super Dragon...
01:35I almost had a career-ending knee injury.
01:38This happened probably around 2000 or so.
01:42Which is why Joey Ryan is working the arm.
01:44He's working the arm, which is a very smart maneuver.
01:46But, anyway...
01:47But, earlier, he had thrown the chair at the knee.
01:50Oh!
01:51Which reminded me of that.
01:52And, uh, that's the kind of insight you get with this extra DVD commentary.
01:57Is...
01:58Now, would that be foreshadowing or portending?
02:01Um...
02:02I'm not sure about...
02:04We're not going to give it away if it's foreshadowing,
02:07but I'm just giving, you know, a little, like, Q&A...
02:11Not Q&A, but...
02:12A little info, background.
02:13Background, background.
02:14Much like...
02:15Thank you for helping me with English.
02:17A photo is not complete.
02:19A painting is not complete without a background.
02:22That's fantastic.
02:23Joey Ryan inching his way over to that steel chair.
02:25What could he be doing with that?
02:27Now, is he gonna use it with his feet?
02:30No.
02:31Like some sort of paraplegic...
02:32No, he...
02:33What?
02:34Why, he just shoved it away.
02:35That was pretty stupid, Joey.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Stupid!
02:38Ducking the...
02:39Ducking the clothes on from Super Dragon.
02:40Arm-dragging him.
02:41Arm-dragging Dragon again.
02:43And drop-kicking Dragon right square in the chest, sending him out of the ring.
02:48A very, very smart move by Joey Ryan.
02:50Nobody wants to be in the ring with Super Dragon and two steel folding chairs.
02:54I have to say, as much as we all hate Joey Ryan for everything he does, everything he stands for,
02:59he does have a very impressive drop kick.
03:02That's true.
03:03You know, I...
03:04I enjoy watching him do drop kicks, just not to me.
03:07Joey Ryan...
03:08Oh, my God.
03:09Dastardly.
03:10Dastardly.
03:11Trickery of the highest caliber played on Super Dragon.
03:17Pick one!
03:18Rick Knox doesn't know what to make of it.
03:19Pick one!
03:20Rick Knox doesn't know what to make of it.
03:22He...
03:23I mean, he's just basically there to make a three count.
03:25Yeah.
03:26I mean, that's...
03:27That's his job.
03:28That's all he cares about.
03:29Because the more three counts he makes, the more money he gets paid.
03:32That's true.
03:33I forgot.
03:34Oh!
03:35Just demolishing Joey Ryan with a chair shot square in the head.
03:40It's hard to believe that Joey Ryan did not receive a concussion from that move.
03:47I believe he was concussed.
03:49Because, you know, he had a glazed look on his face.
03:52Didn't know what time it was.
03:54And, you know, he was just...
03:56He was pretty out of it.
03:59Super Dragon setting him up for God knows what.
04:02This match is just...
04:03You don't know what to think because they're just trying to put each other out.
04:07Yeah.
04:08I mean, that's true.
04:09You know, Super Dragon pulling over Joey Ryan right into the...
04:14I don't even know what the name of this.
04:16I guess the Kirby.
04:17And he's picking Joey Ryan up into the Kirby right on a chair.
04:23Super Dragon with the support of the fans.
04:27And that's what's important, you know.
04:30As long as you have the fans behind you, it's all that matters.
04:35Is it all that matters?
04:37No.
04:38No, it's not all that matters, but it makes for a nice expression.
04:42Exactly.
04:43Yeah.
04:44You know, I mean, people, like the fans, they like to hear that they matter.
04:47You know, it means a lot to them.
04:48It makes them feel involved with the show.
04:50And, you know, I think that's...
04:53Oh, Super Dragon just dropping a chair right up to Joey Ryan.
04:57Innovative use of that chair, I might add.
05:00Preventing Joey Ryan from escaping from that leg-scissors hole.
05:05Back to what I was saying.
05:08The fans, they're overrated.
05:11Really?
05:12Yeah.
05:13Wait a minute.
05:14Excalibur, you're going on record that our fans are overrated?
05:17I'm not saying our fans.
05:18Oh, just fans in general.
05:19Fans in general.
05:20Oh.
05:21You know, fans of the ballet.
05:23Oh.
05:24The opera.
05:25NASCAR.
05:26Fans of television.
05:28Super Dragon just dishing out a vicious chair shot to the spinal column of Joey Ryan
05:34and rolling him over for a one, two, and not a three count.
05:38You figured Rick Knox would want to count that three so he could get paid a little more.
05:41That's right.
05:42But, you know, it's not to be Joey Ryan just elbowing Dragon right in the stomach.
05:49And Dragon having none of it.
05:50He's like Dikembe Mutombo.
05:52Famous center.
05:53Oh, just kicking Joey right in the head.
05:57Now, Super Dragon is a vicious, oh, my goodness.
06:00He's vicious like that chair shot.
06:02He is vicious, vicious, vicious.
06:04But I think he really turned it up to a different level at this match.
06:07He turned, he kicked it up a notch to steal a phrase from the TV personality Emeril Lagasse.
06:13And a powerbomb right into the corner.
06:16Into an STF.
06:17And rolling it over to an STF.
06:18A beautiful, beautiful maneuver by Super Dragon.
06:20And Joey Ryan should just give up, man.
06:22Now, do you think he's kicking for the ropes with that foot?
06:25You know, if I was a referee, I'd count that as a tie.
06:28Yeah, I would too, definitely.
06:30And just smashing Joey in the head with a chair while he is secured into the STF.
06:35And Joey, he has no hope of escape.
06:38No hope whatsoever.
06:41Now, since this is a no disqualification match, what would the advantage of making it to the ropes be?
06:48That is a very good question.
06:50Basically, you could lock in a submission.
06:53Joey was a weak, weak chair.
06:56Oh, that wasn't so weak.
06:58Getting stronger by every...
07:00As they progress.
07:01Yes.
07:02Wow, again.
07:03Oh, Joey just finally removing Super Dragon from his back.
07:07And did not make it to the ropes.
07:08I was glad to see that, you know.
07:10I would say that he was the stupid wizard if he tried to go to the ropes for a break.
07:15Exactly.
07:16But, you know, he didn't do it.
07:17And so I've got to give him a little credit for it.
07:19Maybe he's only the dummy wizard.
07:20No.
07:21The mildly retarded wizard.
07:25Can wizards be mildly retarded?
07:28Have I ever met one?
07:30Oh, violence party.
07:34With a chair.
07:35Can you believe it?
07:36I can't believe it.
07:37I refuse to believe it.
07:38I've seen stuff on this tape that I haven't read.
07:39I can't say that I have never met a wizard.
07:40I can't say that I have never met a wizard.
07:41Running elbow into the corner.
07:42Joey Ryan looking like he wants more.
07:43He wants more.
07:44More.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46Never before has a boy asked for more except Oliver.
07:49And Super Dragon actually paralyzed Oliver once.
07:52Oh, violence party.
07:54Violence party with a chair.
07:55With a chair.
07:56Can you believe it?
07:57I can't believe it.
07:59I won't believe it.
08:00I refuse to believe it.
08:01I refuse to believe it.
08:02I've seen stuff on this tape that I may never see again in wrestling.
08:06I've seen stuff on this tape that I never hope to see again in wrestling.
08:10Oh, in a beautiful maneuver.
08:12In case you missed that, please rewind it and watch Super Dragon perfectly, perfectly timed,
08:18kicking that chair out of the ring and bonking Joey Ryan in the head.
08:22It was a thing of beauty.
08:24Anyway, Super Dragon looking very co... not...
08:29Cockshore.
08:30Cockshore, yes.
08:32And Joey Ryan cutting him off with a well-placed chair shot right to the head as Dragon dove
08:39out of the ring.
08:40Referee Rick Knox checking on the condition of Super Dragon.
08:43But he is actually the Super Dragon.
08:45So it's going to take a lot more than that to put him down.
08:48You know, mayhaps if he was the mediocre Dragon, possibly the sub-par Dragon, you know, he would
08:55be out from that maneuver.
08:56But, you know, it'll take a little more.
08:59He's Super.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Super in many ways.
09:02Yeah.
09:03You know, I mean, he's...
09:04He nursed me back the health ones.
09:06Did he really?
09:07I thought the Wolves did.
09:08That was a different guy.
09:09The Minnesota Timberwolves.
09:10Kevin Garnett.
09:11Yeah, he held you close.
09:12It was before Sprewell.
09:13Exactly.
09:14You know, exactly.
09:15Didn't they have Sam Cassell?
09:16Sam Cassell, the ugliest man in the NBA, nursed me back the health of the world.
09:21He did.
09:22Wow.
09:23Yeah.
09:24That's amazing.
09:25He's fantastic.
09:26Well, you'd figure, you know, a man so ugly would need a redeeming quality in another
09:33area to make up for it.
09:35You know, you'd be like, oh, dude, that guy's so ugly.
09:38And you could be like, no, he's a really good person.
09:41Yeah.
09:42And that's like the redeeming quality.
09:43Yeah.
09:44But if he was an asshole and ugly, that really wouldn't work for him.
09:48Joey Ryan.
09:49Joey Ryan.
09:50Cactus Jack.
09:51Sons...
09:52What was the name of that name?
09:54Big Elbow.
09:55Oh, no, it had a, um, Sunkissed Drop or something.
09:58Sunkissed Drop.
09:59No.
10:00No, it had a real name.
10:02Oh.
10:05You're not...
10:06Fans at home, send your cards and letter to Excalibur.
10:11Nesty Plunge.
10:12Nesty.
10:13Nesty Plunge.
10:14He called the big elbow off the... off the...
10:17Oh, no, no.
10:18That was when he got knocked backwards, wasn't it?
10:20Oh.
10:21Milton Moskos in the Clash of Champions in Corpus Christi.
10:24Where...
10:25Super Dragon just backtracked right into that...
10:27Right into that ladder.
10:29And just unceremoniously dumped.
10:31There...
10:32There was no...
10:33There was no streamers.
10:34No cray paper.
10:35We do not mean to discount our match.
10:38Oh!
10:39Christ almighty.
10:40Super Dragon.
10:41Belly-to-belly suplex on the ladder.
10:44Joey Ryan.
10:45This could be it.
10:46This could be it.
10:47Rick Knox obviously not counting fast enough because Super Dragon was able to kick out of
10:52that one.
10:53Um...
10:54Wasn't the Nesty Plunge...
10:56Info at ProWrestlingGorilla.com.
10:58Attention Excalibur.
11:00I'm sure by the time this DVD comes out, I won't remember what you people are emailing
11:04me about, but now the effort would be appreciated.
11:08If somebody could somehow go to the future, buy our DVD, watch it, find out the answers
11:16to my questions, then come back in time and email me while we are filming this commentary...
11:22It would make this DVD so much better.
11:25Yeah.
11:26I would greatly appreciate it.
11:27Big cover.
11:28One, two.
11:29Oh!
11:30Two count only.
11:31And you know what?
11:32We might even send you a free t-shirt if you did.
11:34We might not.
11:36Anything could happen.
11:38Get up, dragon!
11:39Get up, dragon!
11:40Get up, dragon!
11:42Get up!
11:43As we say at ProWrestlingGorilla, nothing is for free.
11:46Give me some Tone Shuffle.
11:48I don't want it parked up.
11:50I want it live.
11:51Joey Ryan.
11:54Really giving it to Super Dragon.
11:56Now, I've been in some wars with Super Dragon.
11:59Yourself has been in some wars with Super Dragon.
12:01Myself has.
12:02Joey Ryan.
12:03Could this be the Duff Driver?
12:05The Duff Driver.
12:06Can I call a match or what?
12:09Hey, I couldn't even think of the Cactus Dragon movie.
12:13Oh, Super Dragon.
12:14Put stomps.
12:15Put stomps to the gut of Joey Ryan.
12:17My point.
12:18I've been in some wars with Super Dragon.
12:20You have been in some wars with Super Dragon.
12:24What is it going to take to put him away?
12:26Super Dragon is not human.
12:29He's not human.
12:30He's a dragon.
12:31He's a dragon.
12:32He takes punishment.
12:33He's a mythical Christian.
12:34He gives punishment.
12:35Joey Ryan has felt that punishment before.
12:37And Joey Ryan is going to feel some punishment with that ladder square right across his face.
12:42Could this?
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44Double foot stomps.
12:45Double foot stomps.
12:47Foot stomps onto the ladder into the chest of Joey Ryan.
12:50Dragon wisely making the cover.
12:52Two count only.
12:53Wow.
12:54This match is all about the victory.
12:57And the victory will be achieved by one of these two men.
13:00In fact, I know who the winner is.
13:03You do?
13:04I do.
13:05Is that foreshadowing?
13:07No, no.
13:08I'm just boasting.
13:09You braggart.
13:10I am.
13:11As the clock chimes, 3.30 in the AM.
13:12Dear God.
13:13Yeah.
13:14I don't have a lot to add other than that.
13:15It's really late and we're tired.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:18All that.
13:19You can imagine we have four more matches to do.
13:22Three, I think.
13:23Three.
13:24It's so late I forgot.
13:25Thank God.
13:26It's only three.
13:27Thank God.
13:28Super Dragon laying Joey Ryan on that table in a very precarious position.
13:32A precarious perch, if you will.
13:34Yeah.
13:35Yeah.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Yeah.
13:45Yeah.
13:46He's all in his perch, if you will.
13:47And Joey Ryan.
13:48Could it be the double foot stomps?
13:50Could it be Joey Ryan escaping off the table?
13:54Not quite as stupid as I originally thought.
13:56Oh!
13:57The tope through the ropes right to the floor.
14:01Joey Ryan just, like a big gay animal, crashing down right to the floor, in a heap.
14:11Can you name another gay animal in the animal kingdom?
14:14Give me a minute. I think flamingo is too obvious. I need something a little more challenging.
14:21They do like to have their heads stuck in holes and they do leave their posterior pretty open.
14:29Joey Ryan again escaping, rolling into the ring. Super Dragon foot stomps, misses.
14:35Joey Ryan punches him right square in the face again, again, and spear into the ladder.
14:42And the cover, Rick Knox counting, two count only for Joey Ryan. That was not enough to put away Super Dragon.
14:50Um, let's see, big game. Actually, as I look in your trash can, I see a package of Animal Crackers.
14:59Fantastic. With a lion, a polar bear, a gorilla, wink, wink, and an elephant on it.
15:06And, actually, since, since Animal Crackers are a product meant for children, you know, I believe that they would not like to, you know, bring any controversy upon themselves without any gay references.
15:20Any, like declaring that they're gay. Yeah. And so there's no gay animals on this box, or this package of Animal Crackers.
15:26Okay. Okay. And so, uh, it will aid me in the, like, no way. That box of Animal Crackers. So, really, it was just, just a foolish aside.
15:36Oh! Super Dragon carrying that chair may have struck himself in the face. Hopefully he can put it to better use.
15:42Oh! And he does. Joey Ryan. Go home, you faggot. Oh, my God.
15:48Very controversial comments by Excalibur. Super Dragon going for the chair shot. Joey Ryan kicks him in the gut.
15:56Northern Lights on the chair. Oh, my God.
16:00Now, who do you think that hurt more? Joey Ryan or Super Dragon? Because you saw Super Dragon place that chair there.
16:05It seems to me that this kind of match, you hurt yourself as much as you hurt your opponent.
16:12Yeah, but Super Dragon's back, which is, I mean, it's obviously a wider area than the top of Joey Ryan's head.
16:19Mm-hmm. Um, that, you know, that struck the chair, but so did, you know, the top, the point of Joey Ryan's head.
16:25Mm-hmm. And so, I would dare say that, you know, a little self-sacrifice in that situation was worth it.
16:32Joey Ryan breaking out. Big German suplex.
16:38Big German suplex. Super Dragon rolls over. Comes up. Big Dragon suplex. Covered. Two. No, only a two count for Super Dragon.
16:48Joey Ryan, as stupid as he is gay, does not want to give up. Oh, my God.
16:55See, I'm tired. I don't have a lot of material, so I'm just gonna keep harping on the gay thing in hopes that it's funny.
17:01If it's not, please, info at prowrestlingarora.com. Write your hate mail.
17:11Super Dragon on the outside, springboard.
17:14Springboard. Big spinning leg right to the back of the head of Joey Ryan.
17:18This could do it. Two. Oh, no, not three, only two for Super Dragon.
17:23Super Dragon. The back of the already damaged head of Joey Ryan.
17:27That's one of Super Dragon's signature moves. I could have put him away.
17:30Didn't need the ladder. Didn't need the tables. Didn't need the chairs.
17:36Excalibur falling asleep in this match. He is not quite as excited as myself.
17:40I'm used to being up almost at 4 a.m.
17:43Some of us have day jobs, disco. That's an inside joke for all two of you out there.
17:49Super Dragon going for the Supernatural driver, the Psycho Driver 2001.
17:53Joey Ryan blocks it. Going for a version of his own.
17:55Dragon elbows Joey right in the face, breaking out of it.
17:58Joey shot to the back, shot to the back.
18:01Getting Super Dragon again. Supernatural. Oh!
18:05Super Dragon just pushes him. Brute force.
18:08Just pushes Joey Ryan right into the corner, right into the ladder.
18:11Joey Ryan making an appointment with Scott Lost for the chiropractor.
18:16Oh! Big clubbing Lariat right to the back of the head.
18:20Joey Ryan would be wise not to get up, or if he were wise,
18:24he would get up with a chair in his hand, blocking that Lariat by Super Dragon.
18:29Effectively disabling that Lariat for the rest of this match.
18:33That is one piece of offense that Joey Ryan does not have to worry about from Super Dragon.
18:38Could have broken his arm. I mean, this could be a huge turning point in this match.
18:43Is he going to go for the pump handle? Oh, my God! Jeez!
18:47Pump handle suplex by Joey Ryan on the outside of the ring.
18:51Super Dragon just... he's just looking at the ceiling counting the tiles.
18:56False count anywhere. One, two...
18:59Two!
19:00Two count. Oh, you can see the fans at ringside are shocked!
19:02The fans gawking!
19:03They are amazed that that did not put away Super Dragon.
19:09A lot of bets, a lot of wagers on this match between our fans.
19:13You can see Dragon clenching that arm, obviously putting the odds in Joey Ryan's favor
19:19as Joey pushes Dragon... tries to separate Dragon's shoulder on that guardrail.
19:25Referee Rick Knox asking Dragon if he's giving up.
19:28And the fans...
19:29The fans, uh...
19:30Don't seem to care that much.
19:31They can give a crap.
19:32Yeah.
19:33Joey Ryan, a big fan of Chippendales.
19:38A big fan of US Mail, M-A-L-E.
19:41Now, is Chippendale a strip club or is it just like a dance review?
19:45I believe it's a troupe.
19:46It's a...
19:47It's not...
19:48I'm not gonna say...
19:49A, uh...
19:50I'm just gonna say a male dance troupe.
19:53Is it a review?
19:54R-E-V-U-E?
19:56Yes.
19:57Yes, it is.
19:58Wow.
19:59I've never been to a review, female or male, before in my life.
20:03No.
20:04Would you say that I'm missing something?
20:05I say that you're missing a tremendous amount of fun.
20:08Oh, Joey Ryan just trying to break the arm of Super Dragon.
20:12Tremendous amounts of fun and pleasure?
20:14Yes.
20:15Which is not...
20:16Which is...
20:17I believe Super Dragon at this point wishes that he was at some sort of review.
20:21Whether it be male or female, rather than getting his arm broken by Joey Ryan.
20:26Joey Ryan.
20:27Now, the technical wizard is looking awfully adept, awfully creative with the use of that chair.
20:35Maybe because it's not the first time he's ever used a chair before?
20:38Perhaps he's sat in them as well?
20:40I believe...
20:41Um...
20:42He...
20:43He...
20:44He's not really good with chairs, but he's very good with stools.
20:48Wow.
20:49Yeah.
20:53Joey Ryan.
20:54Going to work on that arm.
20:55The cross arm breaker.
20:56Has Super Dragon ever given up?
20:59Has Super Dragon ever submitted in a match?
21:02Oh, I thought you meant gave up in life.
21:04You know, like he was taking a correspondence course from Pound College and he's like,
21:08Oh, fuck this.
21:09That's not what I'm talking about.
21:11I'm talking about the match here.
21:13Pro Wrestling Guerrilla.
21:14An inch longer than average.
21:15An inch longer than average.
21:16An inch longer than average.
21:17I thought you forgot the show names.
21:18I never forget the show names.
21:19They're so creative.
21:20Who comes up with those?
21:21I wonder.
21:22He must be a genius.
21:23And awfully good looking.
21:25And dash cunning, if you will.
21:27Wow.
21:28Joey Ryan asking for the fan support.
21:33And asking for that table.
21:35Asking that fan in the Austin 316.
21:38The very large, dapper fellow.
21:40Corpulent.
21:41Corpulent.
21:42Asking him for help.
21:43But he does not help.
21:44Joey.
21:45Joey, take a little longer.
21:46This huge table.
21:47He's trying to get this table in the ring.
21:49He's stupid.
21:50He's so tired from the match.
21:53Rick Knox.
21:54Rick Knox.
21:55Joey.
21:56What's wrong with you?
21:58You're weakling.
21:59You're weakling.
22:00You're a stupid, stupid weakling.
22:02You're so stupid.
22:03Oh.
22:04That was not that stupid, though.
22:05Dropping Super Dragon's head into the ladder.
22:07A fantastic drop hit to the head.
22:10Please, Rick Knox.
22:12Can you help me set up this table?
22:14It's so cumbersome.
22:15I am a stupid, weak man.
22:17I cannot set up a buffet table.
22:19Oh, Joey.
22:20You idiot.
22:21Joey being out-wrestled by a table.
22:23The technical wizard of my ass.
22:26He's tried that before, actually, being the technical wizard of my ass.
22:31Super Dragon.
22:32Worse for wear.
22:34Hey, take a little longer, wizard.
22:36Joey Ryan.
22:37What's wrong with you?
22:38You see the cameraman getting in on the action.
22:41Eddie Borjas.
22:42Is that an ethnic name?
22:45It's an ethnic name.
22:46For an ethnic man.
22:48It's for the ethnic man.
22:49Joey, why don't you get another fucking table and put it in the ring?
22:51Oh!
22:52German suplex.
22:53Just wasting Super Dragon with that suplex.
22:55And he is getting the table.
22:56Oh, my God.
22:57Another table.
22:58This could take hours.
22:59Joey, maybe you could just get a 400-pound block of concrete and try putting that in the
23:04table.
23:05Oh.
23:06Or putting that in the ring, not the table.
23:08I don't even know what I'm talking about.
23:10Joey Ryan.
23:11God, look at what's talking about.
23:12He's being out-wrestled by a table.
23:13He is fatigued.
23:14He's got no gas left in the tank.
23:15Look at him.
23:16Look at him.
23:17He is.
23:18Joey the Technical Lizard Ryan.
23:19Joey Ryan.
23:20Setting up the table.
23:21I'd like to give a big shout-out to the great Jewish athletes in the house.
23:22That's right.
23:23Raleigh Fingers.
23:24Nonie Hall.
23:25Not an athlete, but a man about 10.
23:27Joey Ryan setting up the table.
23:30He is.
23:31What could he be possibly looking for with that table bridged across the top rope.
23:51Another setup, perpendicular to it in the ring.
23:53it in the ring. I believe that's perpendicular. Yeah, intersecting. Intersecting. Oh, but
23:58isn't perpendicular intersecting too? Yes. Yeah. So, to set up perpendicular to the other
24:04table. I'm not very smart. I only have a high school education from Arizona. Joey Ryan
24:08setting up the table. He actually broke the table leg of the top table by putting Super
24:16Dragon onto it. And Joey, Rick Knox, now do you think that's a look of contemplation or
24:22pressing on the table for weight bearing? The fans rising to their feet. Joey, what's
24:29he? The duck drop. My God. And Super Dragon just bouncing off that other table. The perpendicular
24:36table is perpendicular no more. Joey Ryan would be wise to go for a cover, but he's a stupid,
24:44stupid man, so he's not going for the cover. He's probably too injured, actually, to go
24:47for the cover. He's taken quite a bit of punishment in this match already. What?
24:52One. Two. Oh. Two count only. Super Dragon kicking out an incredible, incredible feat of
24:59strength on his part. Joey Ryan, Super Dragon, Excalibur, also out. Rick Knox asking both the
25:07men, can you continue? Yes, this match will continue. And Excalibur's not tapping out yet.
25:13Excalibur, worse for wear. Just think about it, fans. We did not do the Lucha drinking game,
25:22and Excalibur is already out by the fourth match. I am tired. It's 3.42 in the morning.
25:30Why did we arrange this to be at 2.30? This is ill-timed, I would say. Oh, my God.
25:37Joey Ryan, getting Super Dragon to... Oh, no. He's going for the northern... No. No, he's
25:45not going for the northern one suplex. It has to be the duck drop to the floor. We saw this
25:52before in their match at the Badass Mother 3000 tournament, and we shall be seeing it again
25:59in mere moments. I see a chair. Could it be on the chair? Upping the ante. Super Dragon,
26:05hang on. Oh, goodness. Joey Ryan just crashing to the floor. A very wise move by one of the
26:10sexiest men alive, according to GQ magazine, Super Dragon. Joey Ryan has very thin ankles,
26:17too, so that may have, you know, when he came off, it looked very precarious. Super Dragon,
26:25also now setting up the table. What could he be up to? He's taking a spill to the floor. He just
26:32broke his arm with that table. Oh, his arm was already broken. He's broken one arm here, fans. Yes.
26:37He's a one-armed bandit, like a slot machine. Eddie Brojas, or whatever his name is, getting
26:41in on the actress. Eddie Brojas. Is that his name? Borjas. I don't think he even wants us to say
26:47Eddie Borjas, but we'll say it once again. Cameraman Eddie actually, he shot the pictures for this
26:52match. Yes. They shot the pictures for the whole show in low resolution. Fantastic. Yeah,
26:57it was a very bad move on his part. Super Dragon setting Joey after that duck, that missed duck drop.
27:03Wow. And just chopping him, ensuring that Joey will stay there,
27:07unlike the other two times where Joey escaped that move. What could he be going for? Could he be
27:13going for foot stomps? Possibly a senton? Disco? Any input? No. None. None whatsoever. I will not call
27:22what I don't see, but I see a big senton off the top through the table. To the floor. To the floor. Rick
27:29Nox. Rick Nox axing both of them. Super Dragon, you must cover. Don't slap the table because the
27:36camera's recording on it. Not a problem. All right. I am nuts. Yes. Our fans loving it. Rick
27:43Nox loving it. Eating it all up. Off of the broken table. Off of the floor. Eating this match up in copious
27:52amounts. Super Dragon can barely walk after that jimongous senton to the chest of Joey Ryan. He'd be,
28:00he'd be wise to go for the cover here. Yeah, he would be. Instead, he throws him back in the ring.
28:05Super Dragon, not too smart right there, my friend. Not smart at all. Not too smart. Not smart at all.
28:11But now he goes for the cover. He wants center stage. He picks him back up. Picks him back up. And just
28:16slaps him right back down with that injured arm. Super Dragon again. Not such a smart maneuver. No,
28:22no. But that just proves what a brutal match this is, that he's willing to put his own arm,
28:26which is injured, on the line. Psycho driver!
28:31As I leaned over to Yawn, I gave Disco the finger rolling thing, as in, like, keep going with that
28:38thought. And I thought that was, that was his sign to go mute. That was, yeah. He took that as the sign for
28:44dead silence. Super Dragon going for a cutthroat Psycho driver. Joey Ryan rolls him up into a small
28:49package. Two. Two count only. Referee Rick Knox only counting the two count right there for Joey
28:55Ryan. Super Dragon picks up Joey in the corner. Chops him, but his arm again. Damaged from the
29:01previous attacks by Joey Ryan. Just chopping him now with his good arm. Wow. Going lefty, as they say.
29:08That's right. A southpaw. Headbutting, headbutting Joey Ryan. And here we see the snap. Joey Ryan
29:14did not know. I knew what was coming, and just tried to escape. Super Dragon just laying in. Wow.
29:19To Joey Ryan. And Joey, just a wreck. He can barely regain his footing. Super Dragon,
29:27Oh! Blows line with the left arm. Could it be the left? Now, the left arm is a shade
29:33weaker than the right arm, and the right arm is damaged. So, will it be enough to put the technical
29:38lizard away? God, after all they've been through, I would have to say yes, but he doesn't go for the
29:43cover. Super Dragon trying to inflict more injury, more pain. What could he possibly be thinking?
29:49Super Dragon, is he just giving up? Is he... No, Super Dragon does not give up. He goes and he gets a
29:56guardrail. Moving more furniture. That's right. Stymied by the pads. Eddie Boras showing his wares.
30:02Yeah, lifting up. Oh, my God. Lifting up the guardrails. Oh, my God. Super Dragon's arm cannot
30:08support the weight of the pad, or of the guardrail. But as you will see, a very funny thing happened
30:14right here. Super Dragon throws it into the ring, and then, where is it? He puts the guardrail onto the
30:23ring, and then it actually drops it on Joey Ryan's finger. And Joey Ryan's finger, to this day,
30:28is, like, black. It's disgusting. Let's see how it happens, folks. Oh, where is it? Where is it?
30:37I'm just wincing, waiting for it to happen. It's disgusting. It's like the... All these other
30:42fingers are normal, but the other one is just... It's like black. It's like a gay finger. No, it's like
30:48the finger went to 15th century Europe and caught the plague. It's disgusting. The black death. And
30:56speaking of black death, Super Dragon just dragging Joey Ryan up to the top rope, going for the
31:03supernatural driver off the top, and just drops Joey Ryan down. Joey, in a fit of desperation,
31:12snags his foot on the top rope, allowing him to live for maybe, maybe a few minutes more.
31:19You can see that guardrail, with the weight of both men, just buckled under them. And
31:25Dragon is, you know, he's at a loss. He doesn't know what to do. So he's just gonna pick Joey up,
31:31put a ladder down, put a table down, and put that guardrail down. Right? There! You see it! Joey Ryan recoils
31:38his hand in shock, because he got a guardrail just dropped on him, and it caught the plague.
31:44And speaking of which, he got a psycho driver for his trouble. Jesus Christ!
31:49Please tell me this is it! Please! Please!
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