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The bad season of Lucha Underground.
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00:01You must have friends in high places.
00:11This gauntlet has powers beyond your wildest imaginations.
00:16You told us that Cage was the perfect man for the job.
00:19I'm not so sure he's a man.
00:23I have an idea.
00:25There are other two men, Jeremiah Crane and Mil Muertes.
00:29Neither would be a worthy host.
00:31This is a three-way elimination match.
00:35The winner receives Gauntlet of the Gods.
00:39The winner is King Cuerno to take the gauntlet.
00:47Who will earn Dario Cuerno's unique opportunity?
00:50For winning the Battle Royale, you have earned a Trios Championship match
00:55with Kinshaw and Dante Falk.
00:57Mac gets the shot of the Trios titles with his partners.
00:59I hate one another.
01:00Fox!
01:02Stunner!
01:03History about to be made!
01:05They did it!
01:07We've got new Trios champions!
01:11I will win this championship of lucha underground.
01:15But if in the last fight, I don't get out of the last goal,
01:19I'm going to break you.
01:23Package Pile Trios!
01:24And now, the new champion of lucha underground!
01:32Tell me about that.
01:33I will get the gauntlet back.
01:34Don't even worry, because you'll be dead.
01:38New management will take care of the gauntlet
01:42and all of your other messes.
02:03I guess no one else is showing up.
02:06Well...
02:08Us Cuetos were always better making enemies than friends.
02:14So Antonio...
02:16You're all set.
02:18You're in full control of lucha underground.
02:20There's just one issue.
02:25Ever since those gangbangers shot you, son,
02:28we can no longer use the temple in Blood Heights.
02:33As long as the sacred seal is in the ring,
02:36the temple can be anywhere.
02:39I have secured an old ice house
02:42where I used to ranch house many years ago.
02:46Now, all it's used for
02:48is to store cerveza
02:50and lots of it.
02:54This...
02:54will be my new temple.
02:58Good.
02:59But remember,
03:01the wrestling promotion is just a cover.
03:04Don't make the mistakes your son made
03:06and forget our true objective.
03:09My son made many mistakes.
03:15None of which I plan on repeating.
03:19One more thing.
03:21I heard with his dying breath,
03:22Dario tried to call you.
03:24For help.
03:26It's true.
03:30Man, that's cold.
03:33Hoping to get help from the man who ordered his hit?
03:43Dario was always the weak one.
03:45Which is why the order chose my other son to be a god.
03:52Well,
03:54Matanza and your roster are waiting.
03:57Have fun.
03:59And be ready.
04:03Our friend in the limo will be coming for war.
04:07Before you know it.
04:46Lucha Underground
05:13Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for a moment of silence and a ten-bell salute in honor of the former
05:20owner and promoter of Lucha Underground, the late, great, Mr. Dario Cueto.
05:35Hold on.
05:39The only thing colder than this icy old house is this crowd.
05:49Hello and welcome to Lucha Underground.
05:51I'm Matt Stryker.
05:52My partner is Vampiro.
05:54This was supposed to be a ceremony honoring Dario Cueto, but our new owner, Dario's father, seems to have cut
06:02it short.
06:02Perhaps he has some words to say about his late son.
06:06My name is Antonio Cueto, and I am the new owner and promoter of Lucha Underground.
06:18This is my temple.
06:30And tonight, chances are we will crown a new Lucha Underground champion.
06:42That's right.
06:45Pentagon Dark will defend his championship tonight.
06:52He will defend him in a match that despite what my dearly departed hijo told you, I invented it.
07:04And I call it, and I call it, and I call it, and I call it, and it starts next.
07:31Welcome back to Lucha Underground.
07:33We kick things off with a huge announcement from our new owner, Antonio Cueto, Aztec Warfare, a 20-man elimination
07:41match.
07:41The final luchador that remains will be the Lucha Underground champion.
07:46Gentlemen, I ask you to the ring, because the trio's champs will be competing in Aztec Warfare tonight.
07:58All three of them.
08:01However, Dante Fox appears to be missing in action.
08:09So, you and Killshot are both entering Aztec Warfare at number one and two.
08:21And whatever luchador comes at number three will be your new partner.
08:30What?
08:33Melissa, take it away.
08:38The following lucha is Aztec Warfare, and it's for the Lucha Underground Championship.
08:47Introducing first, they are two-thirds of the trio's champions, Killshot and the Mac.
08:56The next luchador to enter Aztec Warfare will be their partner.
09:01And the next participant, from the open road, Son of Hammock.
09:09Mac and Killshot look unhappy.
09:11They're being forced to team with Son of Hammock.
09:14And look at Killshot, and I have to almost sympathize with Killshot.
09:18He and the Mac fought side by side with Dante Fox.
09:21Now, to be thrust in with a new partner, that doesn't sit well with Killshot.
09:26Or so it seems.
09:28Killshot, Mac, and Son of Hammock, the trio's champions!
09:39Havoc has some gold around his shoulder, although he didn't quite ask for it.
09:44Now, start to know your new partners by beating the hell out of each other!
09:51Bro, how do you think Son of Havoc feels?
09:54Woking up this morning thinking as long as what is the temple to throw down once again,
09:57and here he is, part of the trio's champions.
09:59Ring the bell!
10:03All right, let's lucha!
10:05Aztec Warfare, the first three competitors.
10:08Son of Havoc, Mac, and Killshot.
10:10Antonio Cueto has deemed them trio's champions,
10:13although Mac and Killshot won the trio's title at Ultimate Lucha Trace
10:17with their partner, Dante Fox, who is not here,
10:20but let's not let that get in the way of a good fight.
10:22Leapfrogged to get out of the way by Son of Havoc.
10:24Pass by creates momentum.
10:25Big old dropkick sends the Mac down.
10:27Here comes Killshot, trying to step through the ropes here.
10:31Whoa!
10:32That was...
10:33I'm sorry, man, that just blew me away.
10:35Remember, pinfall submissions is the way to do it.
10:39The drums of war begin to beat.
10:41Let's see who's coming out.
10:43Aztec Warfare!
10:48Oh, I feel like I need hand sanitizer immediately.
10:54The king of sleaze, Joey Ryan.
10:58And every Aztec Warfare that Joey's been in, he's always had a plan.
11:01Take nothing away.
11:02Joey's a smart man.
11:04He's secured himself to barricades, to railings,
11:06almost Jimmy Hart-esque, if you get the reference,
11:09in his calculated cowardice.
11:12Dude, I don't know, but I'm going to go to a casino and place a bet
11:15who's got the deeper, sleazier tan, you or him.
11:20Oh, man.
11:21Oh, man.
11:24God knows where those have been.
11:28Yep, there we go.
11:29Typical Joey Ryan.
11:30He's going to handcuff himself to the rope.
11:31It's smart.
11:32Can't be pinned.
11:33Can't be made to submit.
11:35Dude, what part of this doesn't he get?
11:37This strategy has never worked, man.
11:39Joey Ryan, he's an idiot.
11:40Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
11:42As the Mac begins to lay a pounding.
11:46That is the Magnum TA and young Scott Hall had a child.
11:50It may be Joey Ryan.
11:52Let's see who's coming in at number five.
11:55Hey, Mr. Pectacular, a pop culture star,
12:00has decided to throw his name into the fray that is Aztec Warfare.
12:06Brother, I could put a blue tights and a red cape on him
12:09and he could probably float down there
12:11just like Superman with that body.
12:13He's got some confidence.
12:14I think that's going to come back and bite him right in the ass.
12:18Mr. Pectacular, a hell of an athlete here, a great body.
12:21Let's see how his style is going to mesh here in Lucha Underground.
12:24And if Mr. Pectacular is here,
12:26I cannot imagine what other surprises are coming down those stairs.
12:31Well, pretty boy just got his mug checked.
12:43Back on the move.
12:44Oh-ho-ho!
12:47And Killshot takes advantage of an unsuspecting Mac.
12:50But Mac has been eliminated.
12:53Wow, this match is every man for himself.
12:55You'd think the strategy would have been to fight alongside the Mac
12:58to at least get to the end.
13:03Oh, boy!
13:04The champion himself, Pentagon Dark,
13:09the man with the biggest bullseye on his back,
13:12enters Aztec Warfare.
13:15He'll be right back.
13:16Yeah!
13:17Yeah!
13:19Yeah!
13:20Yeah!
13:21Yeah!
13:23Yeah!
13:26Yeah!
13:31Yeah!
13:32Lucha Underground, the Breaker of Bones!
13:35The Lucha Underground champion, Pentagon Dark is here!
13:39Mac has been eliminated!
13:40And Pentagon plans on walking out of Antonio Cueto's Temple tonight with his Aztec gold.
13:46He's got to go through 18 other warriors to do it!
13:50Pentagon Dark stands tall in the middle of the ring.
13:53Now, Joey Ryan realizes that he is up the creek without a paddle.
13:59As Pentagon turns his attention away, Joey frees himself.
14:03That ain't gonna do much except piss Pentagon off.
14:06Yeah, I don't think that was such a good plan.
14:08Joey throws the clothesline, Pentagon catches him and deposits the sleazy one.
14:13Shoulders are down and another elimination!
14:15Joey Ryan has been eliminated!
14:18Joey Ryan slinks out of the ring.
14:21Son of Havoc comes in and starts laying blows on Pentagon Dark.
14:25Heavy forearms as Killshot spies the action.
14:28Pentagon Dark gets a good look at some boots to the midsection.
14:31What's Killshot doing?
14:33Hey!
14:34Wow!
14:34War really changes people!
14:36I guess win at any cost, but Pentagon doesn't seem to care.
14:39Package Piledriver!
14:41And he nails it on Killshot!
14:43Son of Havoc going up!
14:44Shooting star pressed!
14:48Killshot has been eliminated!
14:50Wow!
14:51So much for Son of Havoc's new partner!
14:57Oh, no way!
14:58Whoa!
15:00Talk about surprises!
15:03Talk about violence!
15:06That, my friends, is Tommy Dreamer!
15:11Killshot looks a bit stunned after being eliminated.
15:16Tommy Dreamer coming with mal-intent now, and he brought some toys as well.
15:21As Pentagon fells Mr. Pectacular with a kick, ducks the punch, there's another kick!
15:27Down goes Pectacular!
15:30Cover!
15:33Mr. Pectacular has been eliminated!
15:37Tommy Dreamer!
15:39Tommy Dreamer!
15:41Oh, boy!
15:43Oh, boy!
15:44Violence!
15:45Staring violence in the eye!
15:48Just generations!
15:50Please, take a look at this and take a photo, man!
15:53This is history!
15:54If you want to go deeper to Tommy Dreamer's connection to Lucha Libre, everyone remembers
16:00in the mid-90s, Rey Mysterio and Sakozas tore down the ECW arena and brought the style
16:06to the Northeast!
16:08You're talking about a guy who's done more than Paves the Rose, my friend!
16:12Just set up nations!
16:13That is the Mariposa!
16:15The sister of Marty the Moth Martinez!
16:18She is deranged as she is seductive!
16:21Back to the action in the ring now!
16:23Pentagon Guard has a hold of the kendo stick!
16:25Oh!
16:26My gosh!
16:26I have not seen Tommy Dreamer get his ass kicked like that in quite some time!
16:32Ooh!
16:34Hang on!
16:35Hexagon!
16:36Hung up in the tree of woe!
16:39Uh-oh!
16:42Free dental work, my friend!
16:43The girth of Tommy Dreamer about to take out the face of the Lucha Underground Champion!
16:51Wow!
16:52This is so cool!
16:54Hey!
16:56Now we've talked about Mariposa.
16:58She has height.
16:59She stands nearly six feet tall.
17:01That height right there was enough to be able for the momentum to knock down larger opponent
17:06in Tommy Dreamer.
17:07To take Tommy out of the equation now.
17:09Look at Mariposa beating the holy heck out of Son of Hacks!
17:12She busted the kendo stick on his back.
17:17Pentagon Dark, our Lucha Underground Champion, on the move!
17:20Oh!
17:20I don't want to say where that got him!
17:22Holy shit!
17:23Holy shit!
17:24Oh boy!
17:25And now Dreamer parts the sea of humanity and there's one thing about Lucha Underground
17:30and the environment in which we fight.
17:33Son of Hava hits a cutter on Mariposa.
17:35Cover there.
17:37Mariposa has been eliminated.
17:39This man is known as the innovator of violence, but you're in a whole different world now,
17:44Tommy.
17:45And you seem to fit right in.
17:47Oh man.
17:48Brother.
17:49Folks, those are thumbtacks in case you didn't get the memo.
17:52These men are standing on pine wood bleachers.
17:56No gin.
17:57Oh, oh, oh.
17:58This is gonna suck.
17:59For someone.
18:01Oh!
18:04Oh, man.
18:07Oh my God.
18:08The thumbtacks are stuck in the flesh.
18:11It's a human being.
18:13Yeah.
18:14No limits whatsoever.
18:16And he's got no fear.
18:18Just like he says it.
18:19I know for a fact because I stood in front of him in that ring and he lit me on
18:23fire and
18:23now he's in with the icons to get him.
18:26I want to see Pentagon break someone's arm.
18:28Cover.
18:29Leg hooked.
18:30Three.
18:31Wow.
18:32Tommy Dreamer has been eliminated.
18:34Man with so many surprises.
18:36I can't imagine who's next.
18:40I guess we got all the girthy Italians.
18:44Vincenzo Massaro is here.
18:47Brother, how in the hell did he get into this match?
18:51Hey, Ray, is that Luigi?
18:53Mario and Luigi?
18:58He wanted pizza.
19:00Are you kidding me?
19:01Pizza!
19:02Pizza!
19:03Pizza!
19:04Pizza!
19:05Pizza!
19:06Pizza!
19:06Pizza!
19:07Pizza!
19:08He wants his money.
19:10Hey, he can't do that.
19:12What do you mean?
19:13I'm so fine, you gotta pay the guy.
19:20well uh he's got some pepperoni and he's got some cheese and something else on that shirt
19:28pepperoni there you go
19:34pizzagate
19:39revenge is sweet pepperoni is salty
19:42there you go
19:45oh no not on the pizza
19:49ay ay ay
19:51one two three
19:54child intense
19:55Vinny Massaro has been eliminated
20:00oh a little levity
20:02in another life's violence world is uh
20:05is always a good
20:05whoa
20:07Max Hernandez
20:08yeah
20:10we haven't seen him since the first Ultima Lucha
20:13dude and he struts just like he means it
20:16look at that attitude
20:18yeah but what I notice is every time Pentagon Dark and Son of Havoc try to renew hostilities
20:22they're interrupted by by a new exciting surprise
20:27by a huge surprise
20:30there's confidence right there son
20:31cocky walk of Hernandez
20:33Pentagon Dark has zero fear
20:36oh my god he also has zero teeth after that
20:40dude he's gonna speak English after that one
20:46kick to the gut
20:47and now Pentagon Dark
20:49here we go
20:50yes
20:50this is what Pentagon is known for
20:53all is right
20:55in the world of Lucha Underground
21:00cover here
21:01he got him
21:02Hernandez has been eliminated
21:05Hernandez gets his arm broken
21:08and gets eliminated by Pentagon
21:10thanks for coming
21:16here comes Son of Havoc
21:18body scissor roll through
21:19big double stomp there by Son of Havoc
21:21going for the cover
21:22legs are hooked
21:23Pentagon kicks and is able to kick out on two
21:26Son of Havoc now
21:27beats his opponent in
21:28ducks the clothesline
21:29uses the ropes for momentum
21:30but gets caught
21:31with a springboard off the lung blower
21:33cover here
21:34this will be a huge
21:35huge elimination
21:36and Pentagon Dark has done it
21:39that is why he is our champion
21:40Son of Havoc has been eliminated
21:43who's next
21:44who's it gonna be
21:45we've seen so many surprises
21:49oh boy
21:50Pentagon continues his reign as champion
21:53but for how long
21:55Pentagon and Johnny Mundo
21:57will do battle
21:59in Aztec warfare
22:00don't go anywhere
22:14welcome back to Lucha Underground
22:16our champion in the black
22:18Pentagon Dark
22:19has eliminated
22:19almost half a dozen fighters
22:22up until this point
22:23but with all due respect
22:24none the caliber
22:25of Johnny Mundo
22:26he hit him
22:27like he was throwing
22:29a 95 million mile an hour
22:30fastball in Yankee Stadium
22:32right there
22:32you know what that's like
22:33don't you
22:34Johnny dips out now
22:36it's gonna be Mundo's quickness here
22:38against Pentagon's just unmitigated carnage
22:41but you know what
22:42it's another level
22:43this is the eliteness of Lucha Underground
22:46right in front of you
22:47speaking of elite
22:48perhaps one of the very best athletes
22:50in the face of God's green
22:52are Johnny Mundo
22:53leg is hooked
22:53no not enough
22:55who's coming in at number 12
22:59we're talking about this spot
23:01was supposed to belong to Angelico
23:02I'm surprised that Johnny
23:04is not taking advantage
23:06of the fact he's got Pentagon on the mat
23:08well it could be mind games here
23:10I mean Johnny looks a little confused as well
23:18apparently Angelico is not here tonight
23:21and is being replaced by
23:22Ricky Mundo
23:24who for some reason is bringing a
23:27old baller inside
23:29come on
23:30now I'm just as confused as you are
23:33man
23:33you can almost feel
23:34I've never seen the temple
23:37like this
23:39Ricky Mundo is officially in Aztec warfare
23:42here we go
23:43of course
23:43Ricky Mundo is aligned with the worldwide underground
23:46captained by Johnny Mundo
23:47you can see that Ricky Mundo has
23:49patterned his entire look
23:51after his hero
23:52Johnny Mundo
23:53even legally changed his last name
23:55to Mundo
23:56there we go
23:59it's like a nice double team move here
24:01from the Mundos
24:04remember if you eliminate Pentagon
24:06cover
24:07two
24:07no
24:08what's he doing
24:09he seems
24:10almost
24:11stoned
24:12dare I say
24:12distracted
24:17Johnny's gotta stay focused
24:19dude I've heard his fetish in the lifetime
24:21but that's weird
24:22you're in the game
24:22come on
24:23yeah
24:24dolls
24:25whale hunting
24:25it's just
24:26I don't get it
24:30whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
24:32Ricky understands how important the Lucha Underground title is
24:44listen
24:45friendship takes a backseat to the Lucha Underground title
24:48cover
24:48two
24:49Ricky Mundo has been eliminated
24:53Ricky Mundo has been eliminated
24:55I think there's still a pepperoni in the ring by the way
24:58we got lucky number 13
25:00the bird of war
25:03that man there
25:04Phoenix has held every title here in Lucha Underground
25:07but Vamp experiences the mother of success
25:10and Phoenix can taste gold
25:12oh boy
25:14I was gonna say
25:14two of the most athletically gifted fighters we have here in Lucha Underground
25:18here in Lucha Underground
25:19they've gone dark in Phoenix now
25:21Phoenix traps the hands
25:22chop to the chest to take away the breath
25:24uses the ropes for momentum
25:25wow as only Phoenix can
25:27look at the offense
25:28are you kidding me
25:32Phoenix is fresh
25:33and he's athletically gifted
25:35and he knows what it takes to be champion
25:37big boot by Johnny Mundo
25:39who also knows what it takes to be champion here
25:41push up airplane
25:42onto the ropes
25:44wow
25:44Phoenix scaling the ropes now
25:45using them for momentum
25:47wow Johnny coming up as well
25:49but Phoenix is one step ahead
25:50smart by Mundo to roll all the way out of the ring
25:54watch out watch out watch out
25:55the bird of war
25:57rises
25:58Phoenix is gonna fly
26:02and there it is
26:04there's the eighth note pulse
26:06I've been waiting to hear for so long
26:08Lucha
26:10Lucha
26:11Lucha
26:16Lucha
26:17wow it's just
26:17it's one fighter after another
26:20it's just so much more intense
26:21and oh my gosh
26:24so twisted
26:25so deranged this man
26:27Jeremiah Crane
26:28but we've seen that affairs of the heart
26:30can be his downfall
26:32there's no room for love in war
26:34especially Aztec warfare
26:35there's no doubt about it
26:37just his presence
26:38is throwing Phoenix's game right off
26:39bringing a steel chair to the ring
26:41I remind you this is all legal
26:42and even encouraged
26:45chair to the gut doubles over Phoenix now
26:47what's Jeremiah gonna do
26:49he's gonna school
26:53nice knee strike from Phoenix
26:55he knew what was waiting
26:57and now
26:57almost as if
26:58Jeremiah will be hoisted
27:00by his own petard
27:02no reversal
27:03oh gosh
27:04oh jeez
27:05oh man
27:05that was not good
27:06cover two
27:07Phoenix stays alive
27:09as only he can
27:13let's add one more to the mix
27:17how can the cold hand of death
27:20look so hot tonight
27:23as Katrina
27:24leads
27:25Mil Mourdes
27:26to the ring
27:29vamp so much championship experience
27:32so much violence here
27:34can you handicap the field now
27:36Jeremiah
27:36Mil
27:37Phoenix
27:38Mundo
27:38and Pentagon
27:39dark
27:39where's the advantage
27:40why
27:41oh my god
27:45dude
27:45how can you even ask me that
27:47when you got a guy
27:48who comes in there
27:51fierce
27:51evil
27:52and angry
27:54and determined
27:54to destroy
27:55well I'm assuming
27:56you're gonna agree with me
27:57that Mil Mourdes is on fire
27:59well yes
27:59Mil is fresh
28:00and many people have posited
28:02the notion that Mil derives
28:04his strength from that
28:05ancient Aztec seal
28:07notice where Mil always stands
28:09everything always right in the middle
28:11of the ring on that seal
28:14Jeremiah Crane comes in
28:16kick to the hamstring
28:17and now it looks like
28:18everyone is ganging up
28:20on Mil Mourdes
28:21and I think that's smart
28:22strategy there
28:23nice beautiful disaster there
28:24by Johnny Mundo
28:25Jeremiah Crane
28:26gives the big man
28:27no reprieve
28:28send Mil into the corner
28:29Phoenix with a kick
28:31and now the man of a thousand deaths
28:33might be dying
28:34a thousand deaths
28:34right here
28:35huge double stop
28:36shoulders are down
28:37Phoenix is in for the cover
28:39and he got him
28:40Mil Mourdes
28:41has been eliminated
28:44look at Katrina's face
28:46Mil Mourdes has been eliminated
28:49and Katrina has just walked off
28:52she looked pissed
28:58oh there's a lot going on here
29:00first of all there's Daga
29:02brought to the ring by Copa Moon
29:10folks if you've never seen Daga before
29:12get ready to see
29:13my opinion
29:14one of the pound for pound
29:15best luchadores
29:15that we've ever had here
29:17in Lucha Underground
29:18and that is saying a lot
29:23now Mundo and Daga
29:25what a great singles match
29:27this would be
29:30unique variation there
29:34there's no Johnny Smart
29:35he rolls away from the middle of the ring
29:36it's very difficult
29:38it's very difficult to get or submit your opponent
29:39at that portion of the ring
29:41huge drop kick
29:42huge hang time
29:43yeah Jeremiah Crane
29:44so cunning and calculating
29:46Jeremiah an emotionally tormented man
29:50so many personalities here in this match
29:54let's see
29:55who's it gonna be
29:56number 17
29:59oh man
30:00come on
30:01wait a second
30:02that my friends
30:04is Chavo Guerrero
30:07a living
30:08breathing
30:09Lucha legend
30:11you know
30:12this might be an olive branch
30:14extended to the Guerreros
30:15from the Guedos
30:16and the believers
30:18are in shock
30:24Jeremiah Crane
30:25has his sights set
30:27on Chavo
30:28but Jeremiah doesn't have eyes
30:29in the back of his head
30:30he has to turn around
30:31because there's Pentagon
30:33here we go
30:35hook
30:36catch
30:36up
30:37down
30:38perhaps another elimination
30:40yes
30:41Jeremiah Crane
30:43has been eliminated
30:46and Chavo Guerrero now
30:49sees an opportunity
30:50as does Phoenix
30:51Chavo breaks it
30:53knee strike
30:55big superplex
30:56take nothing away from Chavo Guerrero
30:59cover here
30:59one
31:00two
31:01and Phoenix has been eliminated
31:02wow
31:03I was gonna say that his prime
31:05Chavo was pound for pound
31:06one of the very best
31:07but even right now
31:09Chavo Guerrero is showing
31:10that this new lease on life
31:12has certainly
31:13lit a fire
31:15under Chavo Guerrero
31:16Chavo takes care of Pentagon
31:18Dark on the outside
31:19Johnny Mundo sends
31:20Daga into the corner
31:21momentum shut off
31:23no Johnny has caught
31:23the legs here
31:25kick right to the spine
31:27that'll send shockwaves
31:28right down
31:29a unique version
31:31on the German suplex
31:33and it looks like
31:34on the way out
31:35Johnny may have
31:36or may not have
31:37caught Cobra Moon
31:38but Johnny needs to focus
31:39on his opponent
31:40in the ring
31:40here we go
31:41here we go
31:42end of the world
31:43nailed it
31:44shoulder to the gut
31:45knocks the wind
31:45out of his opponent
31:46Daga has been eliminated
31:52it just keeps getting
31:54better and better
31:55the hunter
31:57has entered
31:58this concrete forest
32:00King Cuerno
32:02makes his way
32:03down the steps
32:04and Cobra Moon
32:05not happy about
32:07her king
32:07being eliminated
32:08alright fam
32:10let's reset things here
32:11Pentagon Dark
32:12has been in
32:12for quite some time
32:13he has a lot of
32:14eliminations
32:15he is the Lucha Underground Champion
32:16Johnny Mundo
32:17former Lucha Underground Champion
32:19still in there
32:19with Chavo Guerrero
32:20a legend of Lucha Libre
32:22King Cuerno
32:23the face
32:24of the new world
32:25of Lucha Libre
32:26now
32:26let the action
32:28speak for itself
32:29world backbreaker
32:30classic Lucha Libre
32:32move there
32:32by King Cuerno
32:33who seems to
32:34be sporting
32:35a new look
32:36under that mask
32:36very long hair there
32:37perhaps Cuerno
32:39has been
32:39in hiatus
32:40in hibernation
32:41almost waiting
32:42for this opportunity
32:43and now
32:44from the quiver
32:45comes the bow
32:46the arrow
32:47into the heart
32:49of everyone
32:50watching
32:51this is
32:53Lucha Underground
32:54I've been waiting
32:57and waiting
32:58for that
33:03El Dragon Azteca Jr
33:08you and I talked about
33:09that El Dragon Azteca Jr
33:11has all the makings
33:13of a Lucha Underground Champion
33:15what does this man need
33:16to do right now
33:17right here
33:18he needs to prove
33:19once and for all
33:19that maybe he's matured
33:26crossbody there
33:27by El Dragon Azteca Jr
33:29these are two of the
33:30fastest Lucha Nords
33:31that we have here
33:32tilt the world
33:33pop up
33:34DDTJ there
33:35but notice where Johnny lands
33:36on the ropes
33:37smart
33:38now El Dragon Azteca
33:40taking advantage
33:41of position
33:42realigns himself
33:43and focuses attack
33:44onto the outside
33:45the action is fast
33:47and furious here
33:48it is Aztec Warfare
33:50this is Lucha Underground
33:53and here comes Cobra Moon
33:55what is she doing
33:56back out here
33:57she's not an entrant
33:58in this match
33:59and Daga was already
34:00eliminated by Johnny Mundo
34:01oh ho ho
34:03that's Vibora
34:04Cobra Moon has summoned
34:06Vibora
34:07and he's not in this
34:08match either
34:10Vibora
34:11more of an enforcer
34:12for the Reptile Tribe
34:13what goes up
34:15must come down
34:17and Vibora
34:19helping Cobra Moon
34:20take out her frustrations
34:21over Johnny Mundo
34:22eliminating Daga
34:26now
34:27the final entrant
34:29who is it going to be
34:32that is Marty
34:33that is Marty
34:33the boss
34:33Martinez
34:36dude
34:37Vibora
34:37is about to put
34:38Johnny Mundo's head
34:39right through the map
34:42tombstone
34:43pile driver
34:44Cobra Moon
34:45came back
34:45for revenge
34:46and now Marty
34:47who is fresh
34:48will have the opportunity
34:49to pick the bones
34:51left by the snakes
34:54you have to like
34:55Marty Martinez's chances here
34:57he's coming in at number 20
34:59he's fresh
35:00and he's deranged
35:01all these other fighters
35:03have literally been through
35:04Aztec War
35:05Marty the moth
35:07covers Johnny Mundo
35:10Johnny Mundo
35:11has been eliminated
35:13give the assist
35:13to Vibora
35:14and Cobra Moon
35:1520 Luchadors
35:17have now entered
35:18Aztec Warfare
35:19only one will leave tonight
35:20the new Lucha Underground champion
35:22can Pentagon Dark survive
35:25or will we have
35:26new blood as our champ
35:27we'll find out
35:29next
35:41welcome back to Lucha Underground
35:43this is Aztec Warfare
35:45earlier in the night
35:46our new owner
35:47Antonio Cueto
35:48made this match
35:4820 fighters
35:50all competing
35:51for the Lucha Underground title
35:52and now Cuerno
35:54and Chavo
35:55exchanging words
35:56and El Dragon Azteca
35:57decides
35:58to put himself
35:59into the action
35:59it's all about
36:00Aztec Warfare
36:01and the opportunity
36:02that it brings
36:03and now
36:04El Dragon Azteca
36:05ooh
36:05the face is real
36:06caution to the wind
36:07but Chavo
36:07with an old friend
36:08a steel chair
36:09Amigo
36:10and now
36:11lying
36:12cheating
36:12and stealing
36:13is what Chavo's all about
36:14but King Cuerno
36:16is all about opportunity
36:17broad splash
36:19perhaps directly
36:20mocking
36:21Chavo Guerrero
36:22was King Cuerno
36:23El Dragon Azteca Jr.
36:25has been eliminated
36:27now we have to
36:29break it down
36:30Pentagon
36:30King Cuerno
36:31Chavo
36:32Marty the Moth
36:33Martinez
36:34who's the best wrestler
36:35out of the four
36:36Chavo
36:37fighter
36:37Pentagon
36:38who wants it most
36:40Cuerno
36:41Chavo
36:42with a certain glow
36:43about him
36:45you see Chavo
36:46and Cuerno
36:46are talking a little bit
36:47of smack
36:48to one another
36:49Cuerno
36:50beats Chavo
36:51and
36:51Pentagon
36:52and Marty
36:52now
36:53and for my money
36:55yes
36:55Chavo is the best wrestler
36:56Marty though
36:57is to me
36:58the most dangerous
36:59of the four
37:00here
37:00remember
37:01Pentagon Dark
37:02is in this match
37:03that's saying a lot
37:06Pentagon
37:07shoves Cuerno
37:08back off the momentum
37:09kicks out a leg
37:10and that's smart
37:10because Cuerno
37:11is a high flyer
37:18he just told him
37:19record this
37:19son
37:20Cuerno needs to
37:21put weight on that leg
37:23oh man
37:24he caught him
37:28what's Cuerno
37:29have in mind
37:30here
37:30could this be
37:32the thrill
37:33of the hunt
37:34and if so
37:34you have to like
37:35Cuerno's chances
37:36but never trust
37:38a Guerrero
37:39Chavo
37:40from behind
37:41attacks Cuerno
37:42and now
37:43Chavo is going to
37:44take advantage
37:44here
37:45Gorey bomb
37:46coming up
37:47courtesy
37:48of Chavo
37:49Guerrero
37:49cover
37:51down to three
37:53King Cuerno
37:55has been eliminated
37:56can you imagine
37:58Chavo Guerrero
38:00comes back
38:01after being
38:01reinstated
38:02and wins
38:03the Lucha
38:03Underground Championship
38:04no
38:12oh
38:16that answers
38:17our question
38:18there
38:18Chavo
38:19Guerrero
38:20has been eliminated
38:21now we're down
38:23to two
38:25Pentagon Dark
38:25and Marty Martinez
38:27one thing
38:27springs to mind
38:28though
38:28both have shown
38:29that they are
38:29willing to go
38:30to very dark
38:31places
38:32you're waving me
38:33off
38:33why
38:33why
38:34because one
38:34goes to dark
38:35places
38:36one was born
38:37in a dark
38:37place
38:38it's a big
38:38difference
38:39Marty
38:39has been in the
38:40dark his whole
38:41life
38:41you know
38:42what I'm saying
38:42brother
38:43he just sees
38:43monsters
38:44Pentagon
38:44looks for them
38:45it's different
38:46ooh
38:48thundercloud
38:50she appreciates
38:51it
38:52look
38:52he likes it
38:53because he doesn't
38:54know anything else
38:55that was the way
38:56he received loves
38:57as a kid
38:57locked in the
38:58you know
38:58in the crib
38:59and fed dog food
39:00what do you think
39:00is going to happen
39:02oh boy
39:04stiff kick
39:05right under the chin
39:06no doubt about it
39:07and he's tired
39:08like you said
39:08you can see
39:09that he's not
39:09talking about
39:10pentagon
39:11yep
39:11oh
39:12jumping bump kick
39:15oh man
39:16he got rocked
39:17what would a world
39:18be like
39:18if Marty Martinez
39:20were the Lucha
39:21Underground champion
39:22I think it would be
39:23quite interesting
39:24redirect there
39:27here's Marty
39:32cover
39:32leg hook
39:33do we have
39:33a new champion
39:34no
39:36look around
39:37some believers
39:38standing
39:39some seated
39:40nobody knows
39:41what's going to
39:42happen here
39:43what does Marty
39:44have in mind
39:45needing some space
39:46here
39:47somebody's cheering
39:48for Marty
39:49I can throw it
39:49on base there
39:50Marty waiting
39:54Kirk stop
39:55leg hook
39:56so close
39:59oh man
40:00now this is what
40:01we talked about
40:02the instability
40:02of Marty Martinez
40:03can he collect himself
40:05can he make himself
40:06aware of the magnitude
40:07of the situation
40:08or like you said
40:09are the whispers
40:09in his head
40:10the more that you say
40:11things like creepy
40:12bastard
40:13you know
40:13it's names that he's
40:14been called his whole life
40:15that's a comfort zone
40:16for him
40:16a lot of people
40:17don't see that
40:17that's the believers
40:19inadvertently perhaps
40:20getting behind
40:22Marty Martinez
40:23nice rope
40:24assisted
40:25lung blower
40:26taking the breath
40:27out of his opponent
40:28leg hook
40:29two
40:29no
40:30oh man
40:33so now the fatigue
40:35factor
40:36is almost even
40:37here
40:38now it comes down
40:39to who can get
40:40dirtier
40:41oh
40:53he's biting him
40:54Marty is biting him
40:57we talked about it
40:59who can go to that
41:01deep dark place
41:04huge double underhook
41:05Kobashi DDT
41:07double leg hook
41:08no
41:09he always had a new champ
41:11that was so close man
41:16and again
41:17Marty Martinez
41:19has never been a champion
41:21does he have that
41:22that champion's wherewithal
41:24Pentagon Dark
41:25on the other hand
41:25smart
41:26notice
41:26shoulders are
41:27off of the mat
41:28rolls onto his stomach
41:30here
41:30this is a mind game
41:32this is a mental
41:33battle here
41:34and dare I say
41:35that Pentagon Dark
41:37is the one that has
41:38the mental advantage
41:39here
41:40now these two fighters
41:41with so much distance
41:42between them
41:43Marty has Pentagon
41:44in his sights
41:45Marty
41:46stalking
41:47waiting
41:47on the move now
41:48Marty Martinez
41:49avalanches Pentagon
41:51into the corner
41:52the rage of the moth
41:53is infectious
41:54stiff boot
41:55puts Marty down
41:56where's Pentagon going
41:57he needs to pull out
41:59something big here
42:00what does he have in mind
42:01flipping file driver
42:03spikes Marty on his head
42:05Pentagon not done yet
42:07package pile driver
42:09folds Marty's neck in half
42:11shoulders are down
42:13and Pentagon Dark
42:15have done it
42:16here's your winner
42:17and new
42:18Shuttling Round Champion
42:19Pentagon Dark
42:23what an amazing display
42:26of attrition
42:26and heart
42:28by Pentagon Dark
42:29to go through
42:30some of the biggest names
42:31in our sport
42:32Pentagon Dark
42:34is truly
42:35a deserving
42:37Lucha Underground champion
42:38in spite of what you think of him
42:40you have to respect our champ
42:42he's the first luchador
42:44to ever successfully defend
42:46the title here
42:46at Aztec Warfare Man
42:48it looks as if Pentagon Dark
42:50is not done
42:51there is one more
42:53bit of business
42:54that must be completed
42:55and if you've watched
42:57Lucha Underground
42:57you know what's about
42:59to happen
43:00and if you've never
43:00seen us before
43:01prepare to witness
43:03the breaker of bones
43:05Pentagon Dark
43:06about to claim
43:07another prize
43:09breaking the arm
43:10of Marty the Moth
43:11Martinez
43:12an exclamation point
43:14on a huge paragraph
43:16of pain
43:17courtesy
43:18of the author
43:19Pentagon Dark
43:21Congratulations
43:23Pentagon
43:26You have fought
43:28with zero miedo
43:30to retain
43:31your Lucha Underground
43:32Championship
43:33After watching you
43:35suffer in this match
43:36Darío
43:37would have probably
43:39made you
43:40defend your title
43:41against another competitor
43:42right here
43:43right now
43:46but
43:46I am a much
43:48better promoter
43:50than that little
43:51Darío ever was
43:53so
43:55next week
43:56you will be
43:58in a match
43:58even more violent
44:00than the one
44:01you just survived
44:03because
44:04you will defend
44:05the Lucha Underground
44:07Championship
44:08against
44:13my only son
44:15the monster
44:17Matanza Cueto
44:20destruction
44:21has borne through
44:23this virgin voyage
44:24in our new domain
44:25amidst the rubble
44:27and the carnage
44:28as bodies twitched
44:29and souls stirred
44:30the more things change
44:32the more they stay the same
44:34and we wouldn't have it
44:35any other way
44:36strap yourselves in
44:38for a wild ride
44:39Lucha Underground
44:41is back baby
44:42and we'll see you
44:43next week
44:44for Vampiro
44:45I'm that striker
44:46goodnight everybody
44:57you
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