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00:02When the seven ancient Aztec medallions are together,
00:06they form the gift of the gods.
00:09We're gonna start the process.
00:11El Dragón Azteca Jr.
00:14To crown the new gift of the gods champion.
00:18Those slamming turd cutters want war?
00:20Well, they got one.
00:22Johnny, soon you will bow down and call me your queen.
00:30If you wanna match with the champion,
00:34you're gonna have to earn it.
00:35It will be Cage versus Mil Muertes.
00:39They were the final two in the Gauntlet of the Gods,
00:41and now they renew hostilities.
00:45What?
00:46That is Pentagon Dark!
00:48And he has legit beef with Cage!
00:52Boom!
00:54Flatliner!
00:56What a match!
00:58Wow!
01:07It feels like a slave,
01:09with no holiday.
01:14I'm in a wave,
01:17and you've got the name.
01:21But it feels so good to be gone.
01:26For my own kind.
01:30What's in a wave?
01:34Hello, everybody, and welcome.
01:36The sounds you hear are from the believers.
01:39This is Lucha Underground.
01:40I'm Matt Stryker.
01:41He's Vampiro.
01:42We want to thank Mariachi El Bronx for tonight's beats.
01:45Speaking of beatings, our champion Pentagon Dark.
01:48He's beaten men.
01:49He's beaten monsters.
01:50But the question tonight, can he beat a machine?
01:53Three weeks ago, the machine Cage sent our champion crashing through a table.
01:58Not to be outdone.
01:59Last week, Pentagon Dark attacked Cage and issued a challenge.
02:03For tonight, the Lucha Underground title is on the line.
02:07And with the stakes oh so high, the question is, can the machine Cage finally get his Dr. Doom-esque
02:15robotic grip on the Lucha Underground title?
02:17Melissa, let's Lucha!
02:23The Fallen Lucha is scheduled for one fall.
02:27It is for one of the seven ancient Aztec medallions.
02:33Introducing first, accompanied by Mala Suerte and Saltador, from down the rabbit hole, Paul Landon!
02:43Ladies and gentlemen, the great awakening is upon us.
02:47Let us follow the white rabbit down the rabbit hole, past Bruce, future, and there are no such thing as
02:53coincidences,
02:54as a new, darker Paul London steps into the temple.
03:01Rabbit tribe, normally known for fun-loving, almost psychedelic, dare I say, trippy things,
03:08but this darker Paul London, in my opinion, I don't think he's got any patience for this anymore.
03:16It looks like it's going to be all fun and games until somebody loses an eye,
03:20and Paul looks like he's got an eye poker around his waist.
03:24Now I'm being told that we have a debut.
03:27The doors are always open.
03:28Let's see who's brave enough to enter the temple.
03:31And his opponent, from Dayton, Ohio, Desmond X!
03:40Alright, let's get a look at Desmond X.
03:44Oh boy!
03:47There is a face that some fans may recognize, but you're in a much different place now, Desmond.
03:54So let's see what you got.
03:56I love the name Desmond.
03:58Reminds me of Desmond Decker.
04:00You know, Israelites was the number one song in Canada.
04:04You never heard of Desmond Decker?
04:06No, sir, I am.
04:06What's the matter with you?
04:07Don't you listen to Scott?
04:08No.
04:15I understand that he fights people from all around the world.
04:19Doesn't care where, doesn't care when.
04:21And you have to admire someone like that.
04:23Might just fit right in here in the temple.
04:26Well, he just got confused like an MF-er.
04:28No doubt about it.
04:30And, uh, Paul seems to be having a bad trip.
04:33Yeah, behold the pale horse, Paul London.
04:37You know, they say you take the blue pill and the story ends, right?
04:40You wake up and you believe what you want to believe.
04:41But if you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland
04:44and you learn exactly how deep the rabbit hole goes.
04:48Paul London's experience is so deep.
04:50He's world-renowned.
04:52He's a vet of our sport, and he knows all the tricks of the trade.
04:56Do you know how you raise the dead?
04:59I don't even want to go there, bro.
05:01You take a blue pill.
05:04Forget about it.
05:06Forget about it!
05:07Forget about it!
05:09Forget about it!
05:10Of course, let's not lose sight of the fact
05:12that this match is for one of the ancient Aztec medallions.
05:15There are seven of them,
05:16and those medallions are put into the Gift of the Gods title,
05:19which gives the holder a shot at the Lucha Underground Championship
05:22anytime he or she wants,
05:25as long as our promoter has time.
05:27One week's notice at best.
05:29Oh!
05:31Dude!
05:32Dude!
05:35Do you have any idea where Paul is from?
05:38He speaks Spanish, his last name is London, and he's wrestling in...
05:41Dude, he's from down the rabbit hole,
05:42which I think is right next to San Antonio, Texas, but either way.
05:47Now onto the floor, and for someone like Desmond Dex, let me ask you, he's never been in the temple
05:53before.
05:54Does he get his wits about him? Does he understand what's going on?
05:57I mean, from a fighter's point of view, Vam, hang on, shoulders are down here.
06:00And he's used to fighting people from all over the world, under any circumstances, anywhere.
06:05So I don't really think it matters where you're going to fight them.
06:08If he's got that experience, this is just one more place for him.
06:10But he's learning real quick that it is special, the mysticism that comes with being in the temple is a
06:16once-in-a-lifetime experience.
06:19Listen to the believers.
06:23For Desmond Dex, his first time here, half of the believers are behind him.
06:28Well, no doubt.
06:33Oh, palm strikes to the throne.
06:34That was so quick, I don't know if he picked up on that.
06:36Very Krav Magaish.
06:38Oh, you see Saltador and Malasuerde.
06:40Along with Paul London, they make up the rabbit tribe.
06:43Where we have not seen Mascherita Cendrata.
06:47Maybe he was standing beside you, you couldn't see him, he's so short.
06:51Desmond out of the way, Paul into the box.
06:52Oh, damn!
06:53This jump kick there by Paul London, using the ropes for assistance.
06:56Paul finds himself in a favorable part of the ring.
07:00That's one thing like Paul London, man.
07:01He really can use the ring to his advantage.
07:03He took too much time, and Desmond showed some ups.
07:06Covered, double leg hook.
07:08I like it, not enough.
07:09Wow.
07:10Very, very impressive.
07:16Listen.
07:19I'm going to tell you, the believers are a fickle bunch.
07:21If they get behind you, you know you've got something.
07:23I don't know if they're fickle, man.
07:25Like, I've been telling you all along, and it's not a bad thing.
07:28Maybe you're right, Matt, but the fans here in the temple appreciate a good fight and a good fighter.
07:35Right now, we have two of the best fighters in the world, dare I say, in the ring right now.
07:41If they're not, they will be at some point after the world sees Desmond dance.
07:48Shoulders down.
07:49Cover, two, not enough.
07:52Vamp, I'm noticing that Desmond is covering on the lower part of the body, on the stomach.
07:56Should the cover be up higher on the chest and shoulders?
07:58I was going to say, he's putting almost all of his body weight on it.
08:01Even though he's lower, he's up on his tippy toes.
08:03So you can see he's got all the pressure of his body on Paul.
08:06So it's got to be tough to breathe any way you go about it, right?
08:08All the pressure looks like it's about to come down on Paul London.
08:11Desmond lands on his feet.
08:12Paul rolled out of the way.
08:13On the move there.
08:14Nice double knees there by Paul London.
08:17Paul agile as well.
08:18Gets to his feet.
08:19Shows a little personality there.
08:20No doubt, man.
08:21At home you might think that that was like a rolling somersault,
08:24but you've got to believe that Paul drove those lungs right through his back.
08:27Those angel wings should have lung scars on them now.
08:30Paul going for it here.
08:30Looks like a tiger suplex.
08:31No, Desmond rolls up through.
08:32Shoulders are down.
08:34He got him!
08:35Wow!
08:35You're kidding me.
08:36He's aware, Desmond X!
08:41That's got to be considered an upset.
08:45Desmond X, on his first night here in the temple,
08:48has earned his way into the Kip to the Gods title match next week.
08:53He did it over an intense competitor in Paul London,
08:56who now seems to be even further disturbed.
09:00But still to come, our night is not over,
09:03because our huge main event features the Machine Cage,
09:07challenging for the Lucha Underground Championship
09:09against Pentagon Dark.
09:11Don't you dare go away!
09:33Welcome back to Lucha Underground.
09:35There is our owner and promoter, Antonio Cueto,
09:39in the Gift of the Gods Championship.
09:45Well, a big congratulation to Desmond X
09:50on becoming the final competitor
09:54in next week's huge Gift of the Gods match.
10:01I have been a fight promoter for over 40 years,
10:07and I can't ever remember a match
10:12with so many main event caliber stars in one ring.
10:17Next week is gonna be EPICAL!
10:23So, now, it's time for the fighters to place their medallions
10:31in the Gift of the Gods' Belt
10:34and officially declare their spot
10:39in Lucha Underground history.
10:43Up first,
10:46El Dragon Azteca Jr.
10:50A high-flying sensation
10:52who can trace his roots
10:53all the way back to the Eagle Tribe,
10:56El Dragon Azteca Jr.
11:00A main event caliber fighter.
11:03Remember the heritage of a lot of these luchadors?
11:06They've heard the stories of the Gift of the Gods
11:09all their lives.
11:10Many of them almost feel like it's their destiny.
11:19King Cuerno!
11:21The hunter, the trapsman,
11:24King Cuerno will now stake his claim.
11:28And, Vamp, you'll see on the medallions,
11:29there are different images of different animals.
11:32Azteca had the Snake Medallion.
11:41The Valiant of his tribe, the Deer Tribe.
11:46Ivelisse!
11:48And Ivelisse, who has worked so hard,
11:53overcome so many obstacles,
11:55what a great opportunity
11:56for the self-proclaimed
11:58fattest bitch in the building.
12:01You can just see it in her eyes
12:02when she took the victory.
12:03She was just about teary-eyed
12:05that the fans were just finally putting her
12:07on the pedestal that she believes she deserves.
12:09And I agree with that.
12:11Ivelisse, make her place known.
12:16Desmond X!
12:19The man that we are getting to know very quickly,
12:21Desmond X defeated Paul London mere moments ago
12:25and now receives his prize.
12:30Do you even think that he realizes
12:33what he's getting himself into?
12:34I don't think it has that suck in yet.
12:36Jeez.
12:37Up to his boss.
12:39Places it right in the middle there.
12:41Whoa.
12:42Desmond X.
12:44Confident.
12:45Son of Havoc!
12:52Son of Havoc has come so close
12:55to becoming Lucha Underground champion.
12:57You have to believe he wants this
12:59more than anything.
13:01No doubt.
13:07Desmond X!
13:08Mac!
13:10And the Mac,
13:11who has had a heartfelt story,
13:13a long, hard journey to glory,
13:16and perhaps tonight
13:18he can seal his fate.
13:21Because Mac doesn't open doors.
13:23You know that.
13:24He kicks him in.
13:29Now the Mac
13:30has written his name in the cement.
13:33A last
13:34but not least
13:37Mil
13:39muertes!
13:40Speaking of cement,
13:43the man
13:43who is forever
13:45cold and hard,
13:48concrete,
13:49if you will,
13:50accompanied by Katrina,
13:53cloaked in blood red,
13:55Mil
13:55muertes.
13:57Mil muertes!
13:58Mil muertes!
13:59Mil muertes!
13:59Mil muertes!
14:00Mil muertes!
14:01Mil muertes!
14:03Mil muertes!
14:05Mil muertes!
14:06Mil muertes!
14:07Almost feels like the OK Corral,
14:09you know what I mean?
14:10He is facing people down.
14:12There it is.
14:13The medallions are in,
14:15and it is complete.
14:17The gift of the gods match
14:18stands before us all.
14:22Well,
14:23now that I have you all here,
14:25let's have some fun.
14:31You see,
14:33to some,
14:35seven
14:35is a lucky number.
14:38But I have always found it to be
14:40unlucky.
14:43So,
14:44next week,
14:45only six of you
14:47will be competing
14:48for the gift of the gods.
14:51What?
14:53And
14:54who will be
14:56the odd man
14:57or woman
14:58out?
15:00Well,
15:01up to you.
15:03Because right now,
15:05we're gonna have
15:06an impromptu
15:07over-the-top rope
15:09battle royale.
15:11What?
15:12Leave it to Equado
15:14to throw a wrench
15:15at things every time.
15:18The winner
15:20gets to choose
15:21who is out
15:23of next week
15:24match.
15:25Oh.
15:27That's unique.
15:29What are you waiting for?
15:31Fight!
15:33Okay,
15:34the traditional rules
15:35of a battle royale.
15:36You have to go over
15:36the top rope
15:37and both feet
15:37must touch the floor.
15:38And then,
15:39as Antonio said,
15:40the winner
15:41gets to choose
15:42who is out
15:43of the gift
15:44of the gods match.
15:46What a responsibility.
15:47What pressure.
15:48What an opportunity.
15:50What an advantage.
15:51Never mind that.
15:52I bet,
15:53then again,
15:53it depends
15:53how you look at it.
15:54You know?
15:55Cuerno's eliminated
15:56from the battle royale.
15:59Muertes has Ivelisse.
16:04Ivelisse has been eliminated.
16:05What would you do
16:06if it was just me and you?
16:09Left in there?
16:10I would hit you
16:10in the head of a chair.
16:11I would throw you
16:12through a wall,
16:13my friend.
16:14But then I would let you
16:15go into the front.
16:16Thanks.
16:16With friends like you
16:17who needs enemies.
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:19Muertes hooks up
16:19Dragon Azteca Jr.
16:21Dragon trying to fight
16:22out of the powerbomb.
16:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:23This is dangerous.
16:27Muertes out
16:27and now it's down
16:28to the Mac
16:29and Son of Havoc.
16:30And these two
16:30are two-thirds
16:31of the trio's champions.
16:33Oh, man.
16:37This is gonna get bad.
16:39This is gonna get really bad.
16:42We've documented
16:43how these two
16:44arguably
16:45have the greatest stake
16:46to the Lucha Underground title.
16:48They've been through so much.
16:49They've come so close.
16:50How do you choose?
16:52Uh, I, I, I mean,
16:55I don't know what I,
16:56I think you kind of
16:57are comfortable
16:58because you know
16:58you're gonna be in.
16:59Well, look,
17:00these are both
17:01quote-unquote good guys.
17:02You know,
17:03they're good guys.
17:04They're not jerks.
17:10What?
17:11Son of Havoc,
17:11what?
17:14I think he just
17:14made a deal
17:15with the Mac.
17:17He's just showing
17:17his brotherhood,
17:18his friendship.
17:19He's like,
17:19you know what, brother?
17:20I'll go out.
17:21You make the choice.
17:22How dope is that?
17:24There's brotherly love
17:25right there.
17:26Oh, no, no.
17:27Because Son of Havoc
17:27just threw the responsibility
17:29in the Mac's lap.
17:30Well, he made a deal.
17:31He has to choose someone.
17:32He made a deal.
17:33He said,
17:33hey, man.
17:33He's going to choose anyone
17:34but me.
17:35Exactly.
17:35Okay.
17:36That's what I would do
17:36with you.
17:38Congratulations,
17:39Mac.
17:40Now,
17:42who do you want
17:43to kick out
17:45of next week's match?
17:47Mac's got to think
17:48about this.
17:49Who poses
17:50the greatest threat?
17:55I like to say
17:57that the Mac
17:58ain't afraid
17:59of no man.
18:00It's going to be
18:01the least.
18:01But the truth is,
18:05Millmark just
18:06scares the shit
18:07out of me.
18:11So,
18:13so what I'm
18:14trying to say is,
18:15sorry, Mill,
18:16you're out.
18:21I don't know,
18:22is the Mac's move
18:23kind of pennywise,
18:24pound foolish?
18:25Yes,
18:25he has a better shot
18:26next week
18:27to win the gift
18:27of the gods,
18:28but he may also
18:29have just
18:30caught in death
18:31himself.
18:32A shocking turn
18:33of events.
18:34Mill Buertes
18:35is out
18:35of the gift
18:36of the gods match.
18:37Mill Buertes
18:38is filled with rage.
18:39We got to get out
18:40of here,
18:41but we'll be
18:41right back
18:42with Vibora
18:43versus Johnny Mundo.
19:12Let's go!
19:16Introducing first, accompanied by Cobra Moon, from when Reptiles rule the Earth, Vibora.
19:24Welcome back to Lucha Underground as we await the entrance of Vibora,
19:29the serpent giant of the Reptile tribe.
19:32He has been a thorn in Jonimundo's side.
19:35First, he attacked Joni at Aztec warfare and helped cause his elimination from that match.
19:40Then, two weeks ago, it was Taya and Joni versus Cobra Moon and her king, Daga.
19:46Once again, Vibora went after Mundo.
19:49Tonight, Joni finally has a chance for revenge, but it's a tall order to say the least.
19:56No doubt about it.
19:58And his opponent, accompanied by Taya from Slamtown, Joni Mundo!
20:07Joni Mundo, the leader of the worldwide underground, which consists of his girlfriend, Taya, the Darewolf, PJ Black, Jack Evans,
20:16and Ricky Mundo.
20:18Get a good look and soak in Joni Mundo.
20:32That is a terrifying sight right there, man.
20:35If you can see my monitor, you can see that guy's mug.
20:38It's pretty frightening.
20:39Here we go.
20:40The athleticism of Joni Mundo against the height and aggression of Vibora.
20:45Now, it's going to come down to something different, something unique that's going to change this matchup.
20:52Go behind.
20:53Kick to the hamstring, of course.
20:54Try to bring Vibora down to size.
20:56Blocks the kick.
20:57You know what's pretty impressive is Vibora has the same body type as Joni, and he's a big, big...
21:04That's a good point.
21:04You know what I'm saying?
21:05So, Joni's used to trade blows hole for hole worldwide with people who are...
21:11His size are smaller.
21:12Damn.
21:12Yeah.
21:13That was a shot to the back of the head, and I saw Vibora's knees buckle.
21:18I didn't know a Vibora could have knees.
21:21Let's not forget how this all started.
21:23It goes back to Aztec warfare.
21:25Joni eliminated Daga.
21:26Cobra Moon returned with Vibora, who wasn't necessarily an official entrant in the match,
21:32but he lost Joni an opportunity at victory.
21:36Get an eye for now.
21:36A little tip to tap there, you know.
21:38Tyra got involved.
21:40Uh-oh.
21:41Yeah.
21:45Well, if you notice there, Vibora was on the offensive before Tyra got involved.
21:49Now, I don't know if Cobra wants to do this.
21:51Tyra is world-class right now at the top of her game.
21:55See the look on Tyra's face.
21:56She knows it, too.
21:57And look at Vibora, though.
21:59Concerned when Cobra Moon is in peril, and Cobra Moon knows it.
22:03Oh-ho!
22:04Now Vibora knows that.
22:06The only person that doesn't know it is the referee.
22:08And Joni Mundo now, taking full advantage.
22:12Flash kick puts Vibora down to a knee.
22:15And yes, Tyra applauds because she knows she's part of it.
22:19Knee strike there.
22:20Oh-ho!
22:21What's Joni gonna do?
22:23Oh!
22:24Cover!
22:25What's he got?
22:25Just a one.
22:27Vibora sits up.
22:29Uh-oh.
22:30Oh, man.
22:31See, we'll see where Vibora's equilibrium is here.
22:34Uh, it's pretty centered if you ask me.
22:36She didn't deliver the mail.
22:37Oh-ho!
22:39Oh-ho!
22:40Wow!
22:42Modification there.
22:46Vibora sends Joni in by the headband.
22:48Headband comes off, but Joni stays in.
22:51Vibora on the move now.
22:52Back splash.
22:53Vibora uses the ropes to get a head of steam and a big boot.
22:57Vibora!
22:58Vibora!
22:59Vibora!
23:00Hey, how about that?
23:01Listen to the fans.
23:02Huh.
23:04Vibora! Vibora!
23:05Oh, man.
23:06Jesus.
23:09Wow, picking him up by the trap.
23:11Yeah, I think he's a half Klingon.
23:15Look at this.
23:18A burning hammer with the arm trap there.
23:21Wow!
23:22Oh, Jesus.
23:24Cover.
23:25One, two.
23:30Come on, Joni!
23:32Get out, Joni!
23:34Get out, Joni!
23:40Get out, Joni!
23:46Get out, Joni!
23:48Get out, Joni!
24:00Get out, Joni!
24:02I feel like I'm on fire today.
24:04You're not even giving me a hug.
24:05The astute insight of Vampiro lends itself to this type of match.
24:09Then I will take that as a hug.
24:13Vibora just sat up, and Joni now is in a bad spot.
24:18How you gonna get out of here, Jon?
24:20There's nowhere to go.
24:22Go!
24:23Go!
24:23Right on down the cobra!
24:24I guess there is a way to go!
24:26Are you kidding me?
24:27Are you...
24:28Are you kidding me?
24:30Well, Vibora enters to his green cobra moon.
24:34He's loyal to the reptile tribe.
24:36I don't know if that was such a smart move.
24:40Don't mess with us!
24:43I...
24:45Jesus.
24:49Now the chase is on.
24:52Taya is in, and she has the ref.
24:57Joni is baiting Vibora.
24:58Oh!
24:59There's P.J. Black!
25:01A member of the World Wide Underground!
25:07Justin Borden was tied up with Taya,
25:11and never saw it.
25:14Brother, I'm so sorry.
25:15I...
25:16It's just a gentleman to me.
25:18I thought she was dead, man.
25:19Talking about Cobra Moon still on the floor.
25:21Yeah, I mean, I had to go see if she was breathing.
25:23Yep, and P.J. Black proud of himself.
25:25And now, as we've seen,
25:26all too awful at the World Wide Underground.
25:29End of the world!
25:32Cover!
25:33One, two, three!
25:35No!
25:35Two, two, two!
25:44After several head traumas
25:47and a steel chair to the dome,
25:49and Vibora is still in this fight!
25:53Oh!
25:54See you, Justin Borden!
25:57Oh, boy.
25:58This is Joni's specialty.
26:00This is what he does best.
26:01This is what the World Wide Underground do best.
26:04No doubt.
26:04Take orders from Joni.
26:05Bring chaos.
26:06I guess in Slamtown,
26:08the rule book is just a touch different.
26:11Oh, man.
26:12Talking about cutting the head off the snake.
26:14This does not look good.
26:15Wow.
26:16Oh, boy.
26:17No, no, no, no, no.
26:19That chair also looks like it's broken.
26:21It's...
26:21Look!
26:22There's Drago!
26:23A member of the Reptile Tribe!
26:27Drago!
26:28To save Vibora!
26:30And to fight for his queen,
26:32he baits the World Wide Underground out.
26:35There you go.
26:37And there is the king of the Reptile Tribe,
26:39Daga!
26:43Oh, boy.
26:44You want to talk about the Elvis Presley 68 comeback special?
26:47You want to talk about Daga here in the temple in 2018?
26:50Hell, yeah!
26:54As Daga and Drago run off Ty and PJ Black,
26:58we're back down to what started this match.
27:00Johnny Mundo versus Vibora.
27:04Johnny has a chair in his hand, as you can see.
27:07Vibora, honestly, after all the head shots he's been taking tonight,
27:13the first one to the back of the head started it all on Jelly Legs.
27:17Vibora, out of the way!
27:19Oh, kicks the chair out of the hand.
27:23Thrust kicked under the chin.
27:25Kicks the teeth out of Johnny Mundo's mouth.
27:28Sends Johnny in.
27:30Powerbomb!
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32Roll back.
27:34Strike.
27:35Catch the throat.
27:36Uh-oh.
27:36Uh-oh.
27:37Here we go.
27:38Chokeslam right there on the ancient Aztec seal.
27:42Beautiful moonsault.
27:43There's Marty Elias!
27:45Two!
27:46No!
27:47Oh!
27:50This is awesome!
27:52Yes, it is, Matthew.
27:54This is awesome.
27:55This is Lucha Underground.
27:59This is awesome!
28:01This is awesome!
28:03This is awesome!
28:13Vibora sends Johnny down.
28:16What does Vibora have in mind here?
28:18Looks like he's getting up a little head of steam.
28:21That is Ricky Mundo.
28:27Pulled his boy Johnny out of the way.
28:29But Vibora!
28:32Get the M out of here.
28:34He's so long and tall.
28:37Amazing.
28:38His whole body encompassed Johnny.
28:42His whole body encompassed half of the freaking temple.
28:48Dude, that was nuts.
28:51Johnny back in.
28:52Vibora follows close behind.
28:56What does this sadistic serpent have in mind?
29:01Head of the way.
29:02Roll through.
29:04Right back to the back of the cranium.
29:07Jesus.
29:09Hook kick.
29:14Headbutt by Vibora.
29:16Oh man, when you're desperate, you just close your eyes and swing for the fences, brother.
29:20We talked about Johnny's quickness, and here it is.
29:23It comes into play.
29:23One more head shot.
29:25It's got to be coming loose.
29:27You know what I mean?
29:28Absolutely.
29:30Johnny got a little too cute.
29:36I've never seen that before.
29:39A huge victory!
29:41Here's your winner, Vibora!
29:45Vibora used his height to his advantage.
29:48He would not have been able to pull off that move had he not been seven feet tall.
29:52Vibora!
29:54Vibora!
29:55Vibora!
29:56Vibora!
29:57And he's earned the respect of the believers here tonight.
30:03Vibora!
30:04Watch out.
30:05Vibora!
30:06The World Wide Underground have returned with chairs!
30:08Oh boy, Cobra turnaround.
30:10Yeah.
30:11Oh!
30:14Vibora!
30:15Vibora!
30:15Oh boy.
30:15Why not?
30:16Let's fight!
30:18The Reptile Tribe and the World Wide Underground!
30:21Wow!
30:21Here we go!
30:23Oh yeah.
30:24It's on.
30:25Chairs!
30:26Venom!
30:27Hatred!
30:28All of it and then some!
30:31Yeah, yeah, yeah!
30:32I'm digging this!
30:34Oh!
30:38Ooh!
30:41All the oohs and aahs here as these two factions war in the temple!
30:49The Reptile Tribe and the World Wide Underground fighting tooth and nail!
30:54They're gonna tear down the temple and they don't care!
30:57Hatred is boiling over!
30:59These two factions loathe each other to the bone!
31:03But ladies and gentlemen, there's still more to come!
31:06Up next, will Cage be the one with a broken bone?
31:10Or will he take Pentagon's Lucha Underground title?
31:14We'll find out as this fight rages on!
31:17Don't go anywhere!
31:18I don't feel any more to the door!
31:20I'm sorry.
31:21I gave you a touch to the block that's going on!
31:22I'm sorry.
31:22I don't know where.
31:26I'm sorry.
31:35I'm sorry.
31:37I'm sorry.
31:39I'm sorry!
31:43I'm sorry.
31:53You embarrassed me.
31:55No one embarrasses the profound hound of sound.
31:58No one.
32:02What the hell are you doing?
32:04Watching my enemies every move?
32:06What are you doing?
32:07Getting my ass kicked by the reptile tribe?
32:10Really could have used you.
32:13Look, Ricky, I already said I don't do snakes.
32:17Plus, Johnny's totally cool with me sitting this one out.
32:20So why don't you and your dirty-ass doll mind your own business?
32:29I don't like him.
32:32I don't like him either.
32:34Maybe you should do to him what you did to Angelico.
32:40No, I couldn't.
32:42Johnny, be mad.
32:44Who's in charge of your life?
32:47Johnny?
32:49Or you?
32:55Lucha, Lucha, Lucha!
32:58Lucha, Lucha!
32:58The final lucha is scheduled for one fall.
33:01And it's for the Lucha Underground Championship.
33:07Introducing first, the challenger from the 559.
33:12They call him...
33:16is he a man or is he a machine is tonight the night where cage captures lucha underground gold
33:26vampiro your thoughts i'm just gonna have to not say too much again i'm a fan of this match
33:34cage is ready cage is motivated is he a machine is he a man it does not matter because he
33:42is
33:42going up against our champion i know for a fact the pentagon has spent his time on the dark side
33:47i'm still reeling and rocking from the beating i took this is going to be something for the ages
33:52it's iconic unfortunately it's going to be violent and someone's going to leave here a broken busted
33:57body and his opponent from jalapodafruz mexico he is a lucha underground champion pentagon door
34:09what a night it has been so far and it's only going to get better the lucha underground champion
34:17pentagon dark with momentum on his side enters his temple with his lucha underground championship
34:26is tonight his night
34:31many say it's only a matter of time before cage becomes lucha underground champion will tonight
34:36finally be cage's time or will pentagon dark reign supreme we find out together our main event is
34:53welcome back to lucha underground this our main event the challenger the machine cage the champion
35:03pentagon dark cage obviously has the power advantage pentagon dark has the evil advantage dare i say
35:13vampiro why don't we just say the dark advantage how's that i don't know here we go and there's
35:21mistake number one let's not forget that this is still a sport so we need to break down the strategy
35:27of course cage has a strength advantage the power moves all of the impact pentagon is a submission
35:34specialist but he's also in my opinion a better pound for pound wrestler than cage am i being blasphemous
35:41there not at all and you know you got to remember where pentagon cut his teeth so to speak you
35:46know
35:46in mexico you have no choice but to learn how to wrestle in the match but strategy and it's a
35:51sport
35:52well one went through a table the other one bent a chair across the other dude's head so not too
35:57much
35:57sports going on there unless you're talking about who can crack whose cranium first we'll wait for them
36:02to bring this fight into the ring to break down the actual wrestling the actual lucha libre i tell you
36:07what's going to be the downfall any one of these two guys because of their egos are bigger than
36:12their biceps and that's quite large right if they start paying attention to the cheers the claps and
36:17the hey look at me it's over oh well let me ask you sure has the bigger head who has
36:27the bigger ego
36:29well number one matt striker number two vampiro number three pentagon and number four would be cage
36:35why because you saw who threw the first strike cage did why because pentagon was more concerned
36:40about looking at the fans the machine went to work oh pentagon picked up one of the wires of our
36:46camera
36:46guys okay so point out the sportsmanship here please it's not about sportsmanship i'm just saying as a
36:54sport we need to break this down well oh they're breaking it it's a championship match dude and it's a
37:01championship match in the temple of lucha underground what does that mean anything goes and that's that
37:11cage cage sends pentagon dark into the crowd
37:18you ever hear that joke about i went to a wrestling match and a bowling game broke out no
37:27of course we'd be remiss if we did not mention the the championship look at that hang on cage is
37:33tying pentagon's mask to the steel barricade that's actually genius
37:41and there's a fine line between genius and madman cage willing to do anything and everything to destroy
37:49pentagon yeah let's hope that cage's ego doesn't help him miscalculate that
37:56and he'll lose the championship just because he just wanted to be the bigger tougher dude
38:01what do you what are you doing dude what what dude i'm sorry what pentagon is the kind of fighter
38:09competitor champion that the more you beat him the more you kick him the more you break him the more
38:15he
38:15bleeds the only thing that he is going to do is come back and ask for more he likes that
38:20cage just came
38:21by and borrowed my chair but it doesn't matter because i'm going to stand just like everybody else
38:33ramp i'm noticing that pentagon is breathing quite heavy
38:36yes but he's breathing heavy like a lion does when he's going to run down his prey
38:42man something the longer this match goes does it favor the lighter wrestler no it favors the one who
38:48wants to be in the pain zone i told you cover off the double stop no leg hook one count
38:54and cage kicks
38:55out with power pentagon is the kind of guy as i've said it before evidently you were too caught up
39:00in the
39:01action the more you hit him the more you beat him the more pain he takes and i know because
39:06that's
39:06what unfortunately i taught him it's a better thing he loves to feel that the more you hurt him
39:11the stronger he's going to come back pentagon looks like he might be going for the package
39:17pile driver a move that he has used to win so many matches page spun out and hits a high
39:21knee and now
39:22pump handle inside out oh he just put all his body weight on him when you're getting pinned like that
39:30you got a dude pulling your leg up and he's leaning on your chest you can't breathe
39:36go machine bomb smart there you go oh no not enough smart but not quick enough we saw cage do
39:45this to mil muertes huge oh but but but but but but nothing cover two but everything didn't hook
39:56the legs and pentagon you didn't see it but watch the replay he turned his body he slanted on his
40:01left hip taking the blow off his lower back and his lungs didn't get the wind knocked out of him
40:05it
40:05was a heavy duty shot but he was smart enough to turn in midair a la rick flair thank you
40:11vampiro for
40:11being so knowledgeable you're welcome too long too long too long see what do they tell you he's
40:22going to go for the applause and it's going to give the other guy time to recoup let's see what
40:26pentagon
40:27has left this match for the lucha underground championship there you go home blower cage up
40:32on his feet went for the discus lariat got caught with a code breaker instead cover leg hook no and
40:40you talked about pentagon's ego he's counting along with the referee why not use that other hand to
40:46snatch the head or maybe snatch both legs than the cover i'm thinking the same as you too much you
40:52know
40:52yeah he wants to he wants the applause of the fans and it's just not in the works my friend
40:57who knows
40:57what type of binary code is going through the mind of the machine what he's gonna have to hack
41:03pentagon dark here and he may have it oh boy you've seen cage do this before
41:11damn
41:15please point out that he's just not dropping him down on his face when you've got a 300
41:19plus pound monster slamming you down with his body weight it's three times the impact maybe four
41:26would you agree absolutely
41:32cage now in control
41:36she's going for here doesn't matter let it happen kick to the back of the head and we talked about
41:42how that can certainly disorient you we refer back to the mundo vibora match
41:48cage there it is there it is yeah what do we got what do we got look at cage is
41:52still up on his feet
41:57one of us
42:00we've seen this yeah package pile driver can you get the big man up
42:05one of us
42:07multiple shots to the head cover to
42:12here's our winner and still we've shot in the world champion pentagon dark
42:23what an amazing evening what an amazing match pentagon dark seems absolutely unstoppable oh dare i forget
42:36perhaps there's one more bit of business here
42:41oh
42:42oh boy oh no you got to be kidding me yeah cage may have regretted that decision
42:54you've got to be kidding me listen to the fans sick mother effers break his arm
43:00talk about pentagon's ego it's fully on display here
43:07he just said that's mine and this is my house here we go pentagon the breaker of bones
43:14wait a second can he do it oh cage is too strong look at that
43:21and this is my house here we go oh message sent right on the title
43:49pentagon i already told you you can't break my arm
43:54because i'm not a man
43:58i'm a machine
44:01well cage may be a machine but pentagon dark is still the lucha underground champion
44:08folks what a night it has been
44:11pentagon dark is still the lucha underground champion but as he lifts himself up off the mat
44:17it is the machine cage that is still standing tall and it's a safe bet that war has just begun
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