- 7 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Justin Bieber crediting prayer for the beard he's finally been able to grow. Dave tried once and when he says he wants to try again, Chuck and Jason start to pray.
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00:00You know, I think coffee tastes like shit.
00:02Hey, why don't you try a five-hour energy shot instead, dude?
00:05Same caffeine as coffee, zero sugar, and 17 flavors.
00:09Hey, thanks!
00:10Now what?
00:11I had some garlic bread last night.
00:13You better leave me alone with this mug.
00:23All right, when it comes to Justin Bieber, as we move on to music news.
00:28Okay.
00:28You know what saved him, right?
00:31Nothing but the man upstairs, bro.
00:33Oh, yeah.
00:35But specifically, you know what saved his facial hair?
00:41He prayed for it.
00:42What?
00:43I guess I got to start praying.
00:44Yeah, you don't...
00:45Please give me a beard, please.
00:47Hold on, let me also.
00:49Please.
00:52What are you saying?
00:53What are you saying over there?
00:54What are you praying for?
00:55My prayers are silent.
00:59No one needs to know.
01:00No one is praying that I still maintain a patchy beard.
01:03Or that, yeah, that your beard's messed up.
01:05No, no, no.
01:07No.
01:08I know what he's praying for.
01:09It's good to have the same prayers.
01:15What are you praying for, man?
01:16Nothing.
01:18Fine.
01:18You're going to be fine.
01:19You're going to look great.
01:20That's so scary.
01:22I know.
01:23Someone's praying.
01:23You don't get to know his prayers.
01:25It's like voodoo.
01:26No.
01:26It could be anything.
01:27You shouldn't.
01:27You shouldn't.
01:28You don't have to tell anyone your prayers.
01:29What are you praying for, man?
01:31That's my business with my Lord.
01:36The spaghetti Lord and whatever the Lord you pray to, yeah.
01:40So the singer is opening up about his appearance on social media where he expressed his pleasant surprise over the fact that he's finally able to grow facial hair.
01:50He said, I still can't believe it took this long.
01:53I prayed for this beard.
01:55Okay, but did he go get a trans plan?
01:59They will do that, right?
02:00Like, you can go and get that now.
02:02Like, you can go to Turkey, get your head done, and they'll fill in your beard.
02:07Like, you could go do that.
02:10You know, you take a couple weeks off, maybe more than that.
02:13I don't know how long it would take for your face to heal.
02:15Well, I think you could still do what you wanted to do, you know.
02:19But then, well, but if you came to work, we'd be like, hey, so you got something, huh?
02:26You did a little something.
02:27What are you talking about?
02:27We always prayed for it.
02:28What are you talking about?
02:29I just, you know, because like a lot of people, you know, I don't know.
02:32A lot of these, like Matthew McConaughey, famously, he's like, ah, I just started doing,
02:36how's it rubbing, you know?
02:38And he's like, oh, my hair grew back.
02:40It's like, no, I don't think so.
02:42I guess we're like a face mask, I'm like a germaphobe all of a sudden again.
02:45Yes, you'd have to.
02:46Yeah.
02:47You'd have to.
02:49But I mean, your hair just doesn't start growing in.
02:53When it hasn't grown there.
02:55It doesn't.
02:56Well, in the shot on Instagram, Bieber's beard is on full display, mustache and all.
03:02He also rocks a tiny studded nose ring.
03:06But he said, I prayed for this beard.
03:08That's nice.
03:10I mean, now he's got it.
03:12See, prayer works.
03:13Prayer does work.
03:13The power of prayer.
03:14Now he's got everything.
03:15Hold on.
03:16I don't know about that.
03:17Hold on a sec.
03:17Yep.
03:19Now he's bringing it again.
03:20Yeah, he's bringing it again.
03:21You know what saved him, right?
03:24Nothing but the man upstairs, bro.
03:26There we go.
03:27Can't take that one back.
03:28It's still pretty patchy if you see it full.
03:30Oh, that's good.
03:32That's good.
03:33Bieber hater court.
03:34Oh, yeah.
03:35He hates him.
03:35He does hate him.
03:36His prayers didn't work, huh?
03:38No.
03:38I actually love him.
03:40Yeah, that does check out.
03:42It does.
03:42I was shocking to think that he didn't like him.
03:44Yeah, no.
03:45I just happen to know.
03:46I probably can confirm.
03:47Real beard.
03:48Patchy.
03:49Still looks good.
03:50Yeah.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Mine wouldn't.
03:53Maybe if I let it grow that long.
03:56It's where I like it.
03:56Okay.
03:57All right.
03:57Stop praying.
03:59Enough.
04:01He's praying that I'll dry and let it grow.
04:03That's what he's praying for.
04:04Oh.
04:05Yeah.
04:05He keeps sharing the picture in black and white, which I think adds an effect.
04:09Yeah, I do think.
04:09There's a couple other pictures on his Instagram with the beard in black and white, but then
04:13when it's in color, it's kind of patchy.
04:15Oh, you really analyze those.
04:17Yeah, he's really doing a deep dive.
04:18I'm telling you.
04:18I'm not lying to you.
04:19I love the guy.
04:19Yeah, he does.
04:21Sorry.
04:22You never need to know anything about facial hair from Justin Bieber.
04:26Ask Corp.
04:26Ask Corp.
04:26I do.
04:28Not just facial.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:30Bubes.
04:31Yep.
04:33Yeah, see that?
04:33See this part here?
04:34That's exactly me.
04:35I just.
04:36I feel like he's got more than you, though.
04:38Hey, relax over there.
04:40Hold on.
04:41Okay.
04:42I hate his prayers.
04:44I do.
04:44What are you praying for now, Jason?
04:47Jason?
04:47Don't tell him.
04:48You don't need to tell him.
04:49Come on.
04:49Right now.
04:50They're your own personal thoughts.
04:51Oh, right.
04:52Mm-hmm.
04:53There's strength in numbers.
04:54Yep.
04:55There is.
04:55I'm sending them up to the Lord.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:59They say when many gather in one spot.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04You know?
05:05Okay.
05:06You guys want to mess with that stuff?
05:06It's kind of a church in here right now.
05:07Go ahead.
05:08Mess with that stuff.
05:09Mess with it.
05:10Yeah.
05:10Your fake prayers.
05:11They're bullying you with their prayers.
05:13No, they are.
05:14Prayer bullying?
05:14Is that a thing?
05:15You don't know what I said.
05:16Wow.
05:16Wow.
05:17They just made it that way.
05:17Listen, that's the way it is now.
05:20You want me to grow my facial hair out so I look like a mentally challenged man?
05:24That's even better.
05:25Hold on.
05:26Oh, wait.
05:27Hold on.
05:27Hold on.
05:28Can you new prayers activated?
05:29You bastard.
05:30Stop it.
05:31Enough.
05:32Well, I can't even imagine those are the ones I got through.
05:35You know?
05:36Like, you'd be like, what?
05:38All the stuff I prayed for.
05:41You know what?
05:42You know how I do this?
05:43I reach into the bin.
05:44I pull out a prayer.
05:45Random prayer.
05:46And then I make it happen.
05:48I'm wasting my one prayer on Dave's beard.
05:51Yeah.
05:52Yeah.
05:54It'd be worth it.
05:56I'm not sure it would be.
05:57Well, I can't wait.
05:58But one day I want it.
05:59I'm going to give it another whirl.
06:01I'm going to give it another shot.
06:03Why?
06:04Because I want to.
06:05Why?
06:05Because I want to.
06:07Yeah.
06:07You got a nice face.
06:08You want to be trendy?
06:08Give it a try.
06:09No, I just.
06:10I want it.
06:11Even though now mustaches are in.
06:12So just do that.
06:14Dave's going to have one of those Hulk Hogan dark beards.
06:16I love it.
06:18Do it.
06:19My problem is it grows in blonde and you can't even see it.
06:22I know.
06:22It's troubling.
06:23It's devastating.
06:23I know.
06:25It's better than mine.
06:26Mine's white.
06:28I've had to shave mine every day since eighth grade.
06:35That's why I finally just stopped.
06:37That's the way mine is too.
06:39I think they haven't.
06:40See, the beard transplants, they look too fake even when they're done.
06:44Look at that.
06:45Come on.
06:46Yes.
06:46And that's how it would look.
06:48Once it's in, it doesn't look too bad, but you can't have it short because it just looks
06:55like you drew it on.
06:56What's wrong with you?
06:57If you had that one, the third one, go off the head, have a fake one.
07:02I'm just trying to picture your face with that.
07:06Oh, that'd be one of the best things I've ever seen.
07:08I'm just praying for a really bad beard transplant.
07:10He's a son of a bitch.
07:13Okay.
07:14The sideburn just starts up there at the top.
07:17Yeah.
07:18That's pretty cool.
07:20That is pretty cool.
07:20I also wonder, because it's the hair from your head, would it be incredibly soft?
07:26No, you know what?
07:27I'm just real.
07:27I would look like I transitioned.
07:29That is not.
07:30I would look like I should go over.
07:34Chuck, stop praying.
07:38Stop it.
07:40He's never prayed this much in his life.
07:42He has prayed more in the past five minutes than he has his entire life.
07:46Listen, I know we don't have the relationship we used to have.
07:50And he wanted to be a priest at one point, so he must have prayed a lot.
07:54That's why I know it works.
08:00Please, Lord.
08:02You guys are jackasses.
08:04Yep.
08:05It's cool.
08:06I mean, that'd be super cool, right?
08:09If you came in here with a beard transplant that made you look part challenged and part
08:15transitioning, I don't know if I could ever come back.
08:18You'd have to just quit.
08:20I would just laugh the whole day.
08:26I'd give up so much to see it.
08:28Oh, man.
08:28You could look at him, that's for sure.
08:29No.
08:30You'd have to pull the blind down.
08:32That's all I can picture.
08:33That's why I can't look at you right now.
08:35Yeah, I'd love to have you ever seen when they do they're going to like tattoo something
08:45on someone so they will show you because they'll now do that to your bald head like I could
08:51go in and I could have them tattoo little dots all over my bald head so that it looks
08:59like I have a hairline.
09:02See, a lot of people believe Eminem had a beard transplant because his does have that
09:08look of like a sculpted.
09:12When he never had any sign of it and then he was like away for a little bit, right?
09:18Possibly, yeah.
09:20I'm not sure it's the best look on him.
09:24David M.
09:26Just give it a try.
09:28I hate you.
09:30Both of you.
09:31November's just around the corner.
09:33Yeah.
09:33Good charity.
09:34Oh, he's already done that.
09:35Yeah, I did it once.
09:36It was bad.
09:37It was really bad.
09:38It was to move out if I ever did it again.
09:39Dave didn't have sex for a month.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41Oh, it must be horrible.
09:42Lisa was ready to shave it off.
09:44She was like, enough.
09:46There's pictures out there of it.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Yeah.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Amber really hated that month.
09:51The pictures are devastating.
09:53I get it.
09:54Yeah.
09:54Except when we colored it and then it looked not bad.
09:58Well, no.
09:59I mean, it looked bad, but you could finally see it.
10:01That's all.
10:03You know, it was a dark time.
10:05It really was.
10:06Like, Dave got super sad.
10:07He was like on 4chan all the time and sharing memes.
10:12He was sad.
10:15What are you talking about?
10:16Almost became an incel from not having sex.
10:18Don't be ridiculous.
10:20Almost, I said.
10:22Thought about it.
10:23It was dark, though.
10:25Only because it changed my personal life.
10:27I'd never expected that.
10:28She hated it.
10:29Yeah, there's the before and after of the.
10:32Like, honestly, like a Zorro look.
10:34Amazing.
10:36Almost like.
10:36Yeah, not good at all.
10:37Really not good.
10:38I eventually just went with goatee because I couldn't do a full beard, right?
10:41I think it's incredible.
10:43It's so ridiculous.
10:44Don't ever do that again.
10:46Look at that.
10:48Yeah, because the.
10:49You like the, huh?
10:50The before is.
10:52Hold on.
10:52I gotta.
10:53I gotta kneel for this one.
10:54Okay.
10:54All right.
10:55Kneel.
10:56He's kneeling.
10:56Because he's praying.
10:57He's praying so hard.
10:58He's gotta kneel.
11:00Okay.
11:01All right.
11:01On that note, as he prays for my facial demise.
11:05Oh, it hurts so bad.
11:06Okay.
11:06It hurts so bad.
11:08That's why I had to give.
11:12I know what it's all about.
11:13We'll take a break.
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