Futurama meets E.T.

Alejandro Garza

2 weeks ago
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00:30coming this fall some cops can read minds did you do it or not i'm not a mind reader

00:39some cops can see the past i could solve this crime if only i had personally watched it happen

00:45and some cops get help from angels come on gabriel you must have seen something

00:51nah man i ain't seen nothing for no cop

00:54but there's still one cop with no special abilities whatsoever

01:00there's only one way to know who committed this crime i'll just have to find out detective klaus

01:08mandela is the finder outer this truly is the golden age of television hey papa want to help

01:16me earn a merit badge huh sorry son right now nbc needs my love more than you do

01:21either help the boy or go outside and decouse the lawn oh very well

01:30merit badges ah this brings me back oh bone whittling i used to love that

01:39patricide well let's work up to that one how about skull arranging that is for girl scouts

01:46men bring the skulls home women arrange them i'm gonna help you earn a manly badge planetary

01:52invasion oh but that's really hard hard smart i'll let you invade the easiest planet in the

02:00whole galaxy good news everyone i'm in terrible pain how is that good news it's not i've run out of

02:10good news brand herbal supplement if you don't get me more good news everyone my arthritis will

02:17make me seize up like a dried monkey carcass i've seen those in the great monkey desert

02:24we interrupt your tv being off for this special bulletin an alien saucer has been detected on route

02:32to earth we now go live to the white house lawn where such things usually land

02:37go on ring the bell and invade them

02:50yes um hi i am juror of the planet omicron per cia

02:59hi what's that speak up son well don't look at me you're invading him

03:04i just wanted to know well i'm i'm here to invade your planet

03:09oh what a cute little

03:14branigan get out here and surrender before i get my expletives deleted

03:22and earth is yours so sire how may i please you

03:29well go ahead his bowels aren't gonna diss him themselves

03:33can't we just go

03:34not until you blow something up

03:37oh man

03:38just pick something and blow it up so i can get home in time for the finder outer

03:51what the all right good enough let's go

03:59he killed my second to last agnew rosemary sweep the booze bottles off my desk i'm addressing the

04:13planet first brush your teeth yeah yeah

04:16my fellow earthicans a great american monster has been silenced clone of agnew is gone killed in his

04:25clomping shoes by ruthless omicronians but we're gonna get even by golly

04:31ah crap he's on every channel effective immediately

04:35i'm calling for planetary embargo against omicron per cia eight

04:41where's my hot in cleveland all trade with the omicronian stops today

04:46and that includes cultural exports cultural

04:49i'm talking about tv next and out

05:04well i never liked going to omicron per cia eight anyway

05:07if we want to breathe sulfuric acid and get our heads torn off by giant lizards we can always go to

05:12gary indiana even i would never send you to gary indiana but i am sending you to omicron

05:19per cia eight

05:23you see the active ingredient in my good news herbal supplement grows only on omicron per cia

05:30eight and due to the embargo the only place to get it is straight from the sauce the deadly deadly

05:37sauce i will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy ha the sacred weed of omicron is a serious herb

05:45sacred weed you say sweet talk of okra coke this stuff's the omicronic to the ship

05:59we can't get through the planet's blockaded that won't stop us activate cloaking device

06:04there's no such thing then engage deflector shields that's from tv jordy well what sort of stealth

06:11technology do we have a can of paint

06:18sir there's an omicronian ship requesting safe passage home home eh that's where i live let them

06:24through the blackade

06:25okay buddy up and look out for omicronians it's up to everyone to get their partner back alive fry you go

06:39with bender amy with leela and i'll go with screw it again my friend

06:50hey bender you better check your ass i think it's leaking enchantment that's not enchantment

06:56it's the herbs bender's electric field is activating their bioluminescence

07:00wow we'll need scientific samples everyone start filling these dime bags

07:14wow a palace parapets battlements everything my big book of castles promised i'm gonna sneak a

07:21closer look bender you'll let me know if we have to cheese it right first law robotics baby

07:35five oh five oh five what five omicronians everyone grab your buddy and get back to the ship

07:41coming through is everyone on board i got my buddy hermes is my buddy bender where's fry i saw him in

07:54the uh kitchen with dina you know the dynamatic food service robot let's go all right

08:06i smell the stink of earth humans fat out

08:11i got away your scaliness we must have just missed them the ground is still warm

08:28i want my earth shows these local programs are completely unwatchable

08:33hey pops want to play skull ball i'm watching something here

08:41i want to play skull ball i'm watching something here

08:50hello

08:54ow

08:58uh you can come out don't be scared

09:11you're an alien do you speak english english english you must be a terrestrial from that earth

09:31ship they were hunting don't worry i won't hurt you hey thanks you want some candy ew you were eating my

09:39turds feces pieces you must be hungry really hungry come inside i'll feed you okay but i'm kind of picky

09:50i'm gonna call you tea for terrestrial nope turd eater but i have to hide you from my dad

09:57he's really mad at humans because he can't watch television huh your dad must be lurr ruler of the planet

10:04omicron persei eight

10:06he's a terrible father

10:14bender do you know where fry is i haven't seen him since we got back from omicron persei eight

10:19fry yeah you uh just missed him he went out to buy you flowers whatever kind you like best because he loves you and crap

10:27aww that's so sweet

10:29thanks bender

10:31dude that herb you scored cleared up my arthritis and my glaucoma have you seen fry fry uh he uh went to

10:41get you a burrito at the gas station awesome you gotta love a dude that brings the munchie

10:48fry is one guy i'd definitely never abandon

10:51oh this is my flame you use it to peel the skin off your enemies layer by layer till they die or

11:03whatever neat hey you know who would love flaming stuff my friend bender who i'll never see again

11:11uh you're homesick aren't you tea mm-hmm i miss earth and i'm still hungry do you have any more of

11:18that candy no but i have a toy earth home

11:41i didn't abandon you you wandered off stop judging me fry bed

11:49oh it's just not the same without the muffled screams if only i could hear your voice again

11:58hello it's me fry i'm not here right now because we're out getting drunk at the all love garden

12:04so just leave a message for myself or bender after the tone see you

12:11oh

12:13fry are you home we're supposed to have a date at the adults only pancake house

12:18oh of course he's here and not on another planet

12:24in fact he's about to talk to you right now oh good

12:29hello it's me fry i'm drunk right now so just leave okay i love you i love you

12:39and finally our new employee of the month is fry he's really been putting his nose to the grindstone

12:50according to bender's constant updates he's been working so hard we barely even see him it's strange

12:56that there's nothing strange about it he's just out of sight around this corner exterminating mice

13:03myself myself myself

13:07oops elves are back

13:09t-text home sorry boy because of the embargo our planets aren't allowed to communicate update

13:22facebook status home

13:23look my scout manual has a section on emergency communication maybe we can rig something up

13:31would you like that boy huh would you boy

13:33watch out

13:46sorry this planet has a moon problem

13:53so what makes this thing fly it's powered by love

13:56uh okay stop loving me so much so we can land no problem

14:08okay this tech dump has every kind of high-tech communications device

14:12using all of them i'm sure i can get a message home

14:15oh god i can't believe i abandoned fry i'll never forget the feel of his soft skin against my flailing fists

14:35uh oh wait there's still some beer left

14:53oh s o s those are the letters that fry knows he's alive

14:58uh yeah

15:06jur how do i watch a funny on the youtube it's my dad quick hide

15:16what's going on in here uh nothing i was just playing foosball by myself i thought i told you to kill

15:23those foos

15:27let's just have a look in the toy closet shall we

15:32skull skull skull skull skull skull wait why haven't you fleam this skull

15:38hi mr lur

15:42hey you're one of those earth spies from that earth ship aren't you

15:45are you gonna kill me no no no no no no no no jurors

15:53three two one

16:02hang on fry i'm a coming to save you

16:06you are my hero shut up fry i know it

16:15it's a nice day we'll take him out to the yard and after you shoot him we'll play catch with his

16:20bladder but i can't he's my pet you shot your hamster i told you that was suicide

16:29he looks kind of sick what have you been feeding him uh some stuff i made whatever it's time i made a

16:36man out of you right here today while i'm not missing anything good on tv now get in there and shoot your

16:42beloved pet

16:46i guess this is goodbye

16:50it's okay jur the week i spent hiding in your closet eating your turds was the best week of my life

16:57life

17:09run boy run

17:19he's escaping on a bicycle powered by love which is an ordinary thing on this planet

17:27you're getting away love harder we can't sir the men have been hurt too often

17:43we did it we're home free yes but i'm dying not because of the turds can i have a turd just rest

17:52i'm gonna get you to a vet

18:03i am dur doctor of the planet omicron percy i ate it appears you may have ingested something toxic

18:09open your mouth and say ah

18:12good god here take some of this herb to ease the pain

18:16can you save him i could but he'd only live another 80 years at most the humane thing is to put

18:23him to sleep

18:26stop i won't let you do it

18:30dad because you have to do it be a man for once and flame this wretched creature i won't

18:38i'm not exactly like you okay i don't want to conquer planets or kill things or wear a lame cape

18:44it's not lame it's lame and this thing lying on the bed he may be a weird skin ball full of love and

18:51some kind of red juice which is delicious by the way i've been drinking it every day

18:55but we're friends and i will not kill him

19:05you know standing up to me is pretty manly i'll tell you what sport i'll kill him for you

19:12good news nobody has to kill him after all because he already died

19:27i didn't mean it about the cape games are cool

19:31he's alive at least his butt is

19:44fry bender i knew you wouldn't abandon me for much more than a week what's happening why is his butt

19:51glowing the electromagnetic intensity of the robot's friendship is causing the herbs in his bowels to

19:56bioluminous with love probably that's right ugly i'm here to take my friend home whoa is that a fleam

20:05but t can't you stay with me we could grow up together no i need to grow up on my own planet

20:12i must bid you farewell my special friend

20:26what the hell's been going on around here

20:29oh fry you've been working so hard we haven't seen you in days wait what no i was stuck on ow it's

20:40stuck on another delivery that he undertook on his own we're all very lucky and not suspicious to have

20:47him hey fry things sure have been going great between us remember that makeout session in that dark

20:53closet you were like a machine i love but i i love you it's me fry it sure is

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