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00:00Tonight, join Lloyd Langford, Melanie Bracewell, Tommy Little, Ron Lewis and Sam Payne as we
00:11look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention? And now, our special guest
00:19host, Ed Catterley.
00:23Good evening, Australia. I'm Ed Catterley, filling in for Tom Gleisner. This is the prize
00:28I got for coming last on The Amazing Race. Great to have your company as we once again
00:33dissect the news of the week and we've gathered five experienced news hounds to do the dissecting.
00:38Soon to be seen on Talking About Your Gen right here on 10, it's Tommy Little. She's just released
00:45her YouTube special, Who's Talking? We Know Who, it's Ron Lewis. The man with the biggest
00:52CD collection in Australia, it's Lloyd Langford.
00:57Netballing comedian and co-host of The Cheap Seats, it's Melanie Bracewell.
01:03And of course, bringing up the rear, it's Mr. Sam Payne.
01:10Tommy, welcome. Lovely to have you. The first time on the show this year and you've recently
01:15done the Big Five Marathon in South Africa. Have a look at this. Jeez Louise. Mate, how
01:23did it go? It looked pretty tough. Oh, there was like 23 k's of it was in soft sand, it was
01:28in searing heat, there was wild animals everywhere. Honestly, most people would have struggled but
01:32I found it pretty easy. Okay, I thought you might say that. So how do you explain this?
01:38Oh. Oh yeah, sorry. That's right, I ended up in a hospital bed on an IV drip.
01:45Oh my God. There was two 70 year olds manning that hospital bed, right? And they were Germans
01:52and they took four times to get a needle in me. At one time they put it in my hand and
01:56my hand just started filling up with fluid and they were like, oh, is it not right? And then
02:03finally, when they got it in the fourth time, they said, and now we wait. And I said, what
02:10do we wait for? And they go, the ambos. And I said, if you're not ambos, who are you? And
02:18they go, we are volunteers. And then when I walked out of shop, they just went, ah, bit of
02:23fun. Sam, I just wanted to clarify, you know, because you're the host tonight, are you allowing
02:30accents tonight? Am I ever? Ed said before the show, as long as they're really bad and
02:37I said, don't worry Ed, I gotcha. Yeah. Welcome Mel. Now I know you like to do some strange things
02:44in your life, but what on earth is going on here?
02:46Oh, look at your little flickers. Well, I work at Channel 10, so that's making ends meet.
02:54No, I did a corporate for like an accounting software. Yeah, I know.
03:02I've become a complete corporate sellout, or as we call it in the business, doing an Ed Cavill.
03:10So, I'm excited. Lloydie, lovely to see you Lloyd, and this interesting image popped up
03:19on socials recently. Here to explain, young man. Yeah, I just thought I would embrace some
03:24Australian culture. And I found this giant canister of nitrous oxide, and I'd never done it before,
03:33so, I thought, maybe I'll, maybe I'll start with that. By, I've never thought you mean, obviously,
03:39making cream puffs. Making. Of course. No, sure you mean doing Nang. No. No, no. No one means that.
03:48Because when I do them, my voice-out. No, no, no. You've got an IV. All right, so, uh...
03:53I'm a volunteer. I've just posted that up for a laugh, and no people are calling me Lord Nangford.
03:58All right, this is a family show. I think we'll leave it there and get started. Uh, hands on
04:09buzzers. Let's kick off with news from home, and... Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has
04:15finally spoken to... Spoken to who? Tommy. Uh, the doctors of Turkey, and he's going to get
04:22hair, tits, and teeth. No. Sammy? It's Peter Dutton, and he's finally conceded. Is that right?
04:30No. Who's he got? Lloydy? He's finally spoken to all of Barnaby Joyce's children.
04:37Next question, Mel. Uh, I think it's Donald Trump. Correct. They had a chat. Oh, yes.
04:42They had a chat. President Trump, 10 points.
04:43Deputy PM, Richard Marles, and Penny Wong were in Japan this week to discuss what?
04:49Mel. The new human centipede.
04:51Oh.
04:55Lloyd. Hold to get superglue off your huns.
04:59No. No. Bronny?
05:01Um, it was a convention for weak chins.
05:04Oh.
05:05Sam. Is that on the card? It's not, no. It's shocking. I'm going to go with, um, security.
05:20Security and foreign policy. Hey, can I just stop you? Before the show, I just want to, I
05:25asked Melanie Bracewell, just as a, you know, a bit of small talk. A bit of small talk.
05:29Yeah, okay. Hey, what'd you do last night, Mel? Gotcha.
05:32Okay. Your reply? I rode a mechanical bull.
05:37What? Is that the best answer ever?
05:39How? Why? Why? Where? How do I get these corporate?
05:43All right, we'll come back to that. Senators Pauline Hanson and Jacinta Price caused a stir.
05:50Both defying the rules of Parliament, standing up and making speeches while covering themselves
05:55in... Covering themselves in what?
05:58Lloyd. White pointy hods?
06:02No. Mel?
06:08It was more offensive. Lynx Africa.
06:12No.
06:13Was it the Australian flag? It was.
06:15I know this is Bobcatter had the Lebanese one.
06:17Of course it is.
06:17So...
06:18Moving on.
06:23This was big news.
06:25It's being called the largest class action settlement in Australian history.
06:29Mmm, what is it?
06:31Lady.
06:32Is it your protein powder?
06:33Shut up.
06:35Shut up.
06:36Shut up.
06:37Mel, Mel, Mel's got a... Mel's got something she'd like to say to you on behalf of the whole
06:41panel.
06:41I just don't think you're allowed to say shut up.
06:43Sorry.
06:43It's taking names.
06:47No, go on.
06:48What is it, Sam?
06:49It's the class action about the, you know, the debt, the RoboCop debt or whatever.
06:53Not RoboCop.
06:55Robo...
06:55Robo...
06:55Sammy, I'm going to give it to you.
06:57RoboDebt victims are getting a further $475 million in compensation.
07:02So not RoboCop?
07:03No, huge day in China on Wednesday.
07:15What occasion is President Xi Jinping marking?
07:20Bronny.
07:21That's a rap battle.
07:21OK.
07:26Bronny.
07:27How good is it when your friend gets a car with a sunroof?
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:30It's so good.
07:31It's so good.
07:33You know they'd be like, oi, oi, Xi, get down.
07:37Xi, I just got my pee plates.
07:41And thank you for doing that accent.
07:42All right.
07:45No, Sam.
07:46Fine, I'll take this one.
07:50It's the anniversary of the first time an Asian person was accused of being a bad driver.
07:57And they're just taking it very slowly.
08:01Very slowly.
08:02Lloyd.
08:03I think it's the end of the Second World War, the 80th anniversary.
08:07Yeah, Victory Day Parade, 80th anniversary of Japan's WW2 surrender.
08:12To breaking news on Friday.
08:14One of the biggest names in the fashion world has died.
08:17Known for his elegance, innovation and timeless style.
08:20Is being remembered as the king of Italian fashion.
08:23Oh, they speak, of course, of...
08:26Mel.
08:27Luigi Taro Cash.
08:34Once again, that's another accent.
08:35I know, I did, I did.
08:36That was, I just did the head.
08:38I didn't do the voice.
08:39Germany, Italy.
08:40It's not a bad list.
08:41Tommy.
08:41This one's just for pangy.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Fabio.
08:44Okay.
08:44I can't believe it's not Fabio.
08:48No.
08:49Incorrect.
08:50Next speaker, Bronny.
08:51It was Giorgio Armani.
08:52It was Giorgio Ar...
08:54Holy hell, he's...
08:55He does pass.
08:58He looks like a handbag.
09:01Ooh, busy week at the Vatican.
09:07All right, what's going on there?
09:08Mel.
09:10It's not a very protective helmet.
09:15No.
09:16Yeah, Tommy.
09:18Controversially, join the Hell's Angels legend.
09:22No, you're so close.
09:24Father, the son, and the Harley spirit.
09:26Wow.
09:27That's good.
09:28No points, but that is great.
09:30Sam.
09:32No, hello.
09:33Sorry, you, uh...
09:35All foreign people look the same.
09:37Yeah, that's right.
09:40Lloyd.
09:41I think they're called, like,
09:42bikers for Jesus or something,
09:43or they gave the poor a motorbike.
09:46100% correct.
09:47Pope Leo was gifted a motorcycle
09:49from the Jesus bikers.
09:50We've got to take a break.
09:51Back with more.
09:52Have you been back?
09:53Bye.
10:05In a Hot Mic moment,
10:06President Xi and Vladimir Putin
10:08were caught
10:09discussing how they could live forever.
10:11So the big question is whether
10:13this is something that
10:14Trump would love to get in on.
10:16The technology that's involved
10:17does not stop at just Botox.
10:19There's rather
10:20organ transplants
10:21well as critical minerals and summons now just before we return to questions
10:36Lloydy I see you've been in Noosa recently yeah get you we turned up in
10:42the same outfit so I quickly got out on my sundress and put that to you
10:48and looks different you've got to keep things fresh oh yeah I've never seen a man look more
10:54uncomfortable at a beach you look four years old somehow you look 80 and eight yeah boy who was
11:03that woman she runs a website
11:10let's get back to some questions hands on buzzers this is interesting the top 10 names that are least
11:29likely to secure a job have been revealed what's the number one name now Peter Dutton
11:38Lloyd Adolf bin Laden
11:47Tommy I hope you're about to do the accent of Adolf bin Laden don't
11:51what is the name Tommy I weirdly think it's Rita you are weirdly correct that's my that's my middle
11:58name that's your middle name have you ever used it in a job application well I won't anymore okay
12:04after tonight by the way it might be Ed shut up
12:06this is exciting I think we have a special video quiz master Bindi Irwin standing by uh g'day Bindi
12:23g'day guys I wanted to pop on here and share a little bit of a life update with you
12:27we have officially moved to oh I'll move to Tommy poaching
12:37no definitely not Mel I think it's the traditional spot for a Bindi I think in the middle of the 40
12:43no run no they've moved to Florida haven't they well you're close it's it's in that country
12:52give me America
12:57do United States off give me a they have moved to America
13:02God no yes
13:12yes
13:15yes Lloyd they moved to Los Angeles he's got it oh no let's see if you're right
13:21not forever just for the next three months Australia Zoo will always be home you got it
13:27Lloydy LA to halfway through seg two yeah we've already broken yeah yeah yeah so it's back in the
13:33pool um is it moving if it's only three months no that's a holiday all right here we go to a bizarre
13:40moment at the U.S. Senate this is what you could end up looking like if you eat if you eat brawn it's
13:51protein powder those little silica gel packets
14:03no yeah but we had it on the show a little a while ago yeah this is like radioactive shrimp
14:09you got it radioactive shrimp which were recently recalled from U.S. stores one of my kids came out
14:14looking like that all right it's time to look at all things a list
14:28and tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new mitsubishi outlander it's a bit rock and
14:33roll here we go oh bluey made a huge announcement on friday Tommy black and whitey for colorblind kids
14:52that's odd uh no bro i know this as a mother i know she's getting to sexed
14:56that's incorrect yet bluey yes uh lloydy there's a movie coming out in uh two years or 14 years if
15:04you're a dog yeah uh 10 points the release date of the bluey movie i believe we have some special
15:13video quiz masters standing by hi everyone i'm maria bakalova and danielle brooks i guess i must be
15:19natasha leone anyway we're here from the new animated movie the bad guys 2. now you see in the film the bad
15:26guys team up with us and all female crew from one last heist what's our group's name hmm what's
15:33the name what's the name of their group lloyd it's either the biologists or the physicists because
15:38i'm not seeing any chemistry no sam they're called the bad girls oh well it's the same website that lloyd
15:56let's move on let's move on swiftly and see if you're right the bad girls jesus christ give it
16:04another go ladies mel they did okay so emotional moment for dwayne the rock johnson in venice
16:13oh what's brought him to tears mel just got beaten by the paper
16:21no tommy i think he just had to smell one of his own protein farms
16:37it's a big moment for him lloyd his movie got a stunning ovation yeah 10 points lloyd it was a 15
16:42minute ovation for his 15 minutes standing ovation yeah yeah that seems long yeah it's almost like
16:48not a standing ovation more like they're just happy it's over uh for his new film the smashing
16:54machine at the venice film festival oh i believe we have some very special video quiz masters standing
17:00by hi everyone i'm kate mckinnon and i'm zoe chow and i'm shita gatwell from searchlight's new film
17:05the roses okay so guys the question is the roses is an adaptation of what famous 1980s movie okay what
17:16what famous 1980s movie is the roses based on sam is it um in the name of the rose jesus
17:26no no we're gonna deal with the silence here so i'll defend it explain to everyone what in the name of
17:34the roses it's a thrill it's a thriller set in a 14th century italian monastery where sean connery
17:41played a franciscan monk and and is deserving of another look uh bron is it the war on the roses oh
17:55let's see if you're right and the answer is what's happening the war
18:02can i say they were way more fun than those three oh the goggle boxes weren't happy
18:09oh gross oh what were they watching loydy bad guys too
18:19me you know mel's segment on the cheap set across the ditch
18:31and is that your first accent for the evening
18:33young man i believe it was he's on the board uh no what were they watching goggle boxes not happy big
18:46show it mel uh goggle box i did say big show so uh it's a reveal to me it was the uh room of the block
18:57yeah mate i'll give it to you the block living room reveals we've got to take a break back with our
19:01special guest quiz master right after this
19:12back you're watching have you been paying attention and it's time to meet our special guest quiz master
19:18she's one of australia's most loved music journalists and broadcasters the voice of double j creator of the
19:24take five podcast and tv series and this year celebrating 20 years at triple j please say hello to zen
19:35how are you going i feel very old you're not very old no no no first things first congratulations
19:41thank you 20 years on the airwaves amazing
19:46double j uh podcasting we got a little uh a little celebration in the studio there incredible yes i inhaled
19:53all of the healing okay and then did my show sounding a lot different do you remember
20:01i mean that's how we do it at the abc now take five you've sat down with some of the biggest names
20:05in the biz we are talking paul mccartney we're talking kylie minogue noel gallagher lloyd langford oh
20:13jeez that dropped off a quick hang on has he has lloyd done it has lloyd done it lloyd and
20:19and did a take five together in the thick of lockdowns and let's just say it was a loose
20:25conversation oh there they are there they are on zoom lloyd what do you remember of your experience
20:30i remember recommending a lee scratch perry dub track that then you had to try and find yes and
20:37you weren't happy about you look no it was great i mean i feel like you were showing your um your
20:41musical smarts by really making us hunt for something your camera looks like it's on a doorbell
20:53she wouldn't let me in the hole
20:56well now we're getting back to the big names they're robbie williams now do you ever get
20:59nervous when you're about to you know speak to someone that massive yeah i mean robbie's a charmer
21:03anybody who knows robbie and has met him knows he's an absolute charm agent did you see what you did
21:07there sam that's anyone that knows robbie that's good he's basically australian isn't he but um no
21:13i think that most people have been in the business for a long time are in the business because they
21:17know how to act in the business but musicians are often like trying to be cool aren't they no
21:23they've survived because they're nice people then you know they're very impressive names you know
21:27recently uh ed uh emceed a breakfast for esten and fields shopping center
21:32oh huge you know what you just meant as someone who was born and bred in essendon that is a huge
21:41coup you're from i'm from essendon mate there is the sickest dfo out there
21:47and he's still getting paid
21:51and anyone who knows essendon fields shopping
21:54now you're getting good at this corporate gear i'm impressed
21:56uh now season four of the hit tv series uh take five is about to hit our screens and not only
22:04you host it you created it you write it and it is this is a huge lineup what about mr kevin
22:09bacon in the house thank you very much give us a tiny give us a little kevin bacon a tidbit um
22:15i swore loudly when the email came through saying kevin is interested in doing take five wow uh he's a
22:20lovely guy like he sings to his goats he's got a farm in connecticut if you follow him like five
22:25million other people do on social media you know he loves music and him and his wife keira sedgwick
22:30sing to their goats they do covers of chapel roan's hot to go they sing uh frank ocean hot to go
22:39implies you're about to make a ragu can i just point out i just wanted to compliment you ed this is one
22:45of the more interesting and the best chats with a guest that we've had on this show and tom if you're
22:51watching see that mate that's how you do it yeah
23:01i'll get his carrier to pass the message on so now top of the list dream interview someone
23:07if you haven't interviewed yes who's top of the list dolly parton dolly dolly if you're watching
23:12um now yes sorry zan she's not
23:21you don't know that sometimes it's nice to let people dream but i'm sorry
23:26so when you take you back when you were a teenager uh what was on your bedroom wall when you were back
23:31and when you were just a fan of music well i had a lot of sorry ed that was a suss question
23:39i used to love bros do you remember oh yeah yeah absolutely i do oh there's a great documentary
23:44about them a few years ago and i used to be obsessed with bros so i had lots of posters of bros
23:48they may not have been obsessed with you not watching either go around the room
23:54i remember my sister had lots of magazines i didn't have any magazines but i knew my dad had
24:00a color printer at work and so i'd go dad can you just print me out another photo of mary katt and
24:04ashley to put on my book and he was like i can't do it anymore it looks creepy what about you what did
24:11you who did you have on your wall or ceiling uh i had the felonious monk it's a jazz musician i was just
24:19being silly tommy who'd you have i had ward nangford no i had the chili peppers chili peppers of course
24:26i had jtt very cool taylor thomas yeah who'd you have on the wall just chairman mal of course
24:38zan has kindly agreed to ask you lots some questions yes perfect here we go my dad used
24:44to print it out at work too it's great all right the number one album this week on the aria charts
24:50is sam i know this do you k-pop demon hunters yes k-pop demon hunters soundtrack yeah have you
24:58seen it absolutely that's roomie that's zoe and mirror and they go against the saja boys
25:04you know it's very popular it's the number one show on netflix absolutely i have like sound no
25:14never mind all right here we go next question rapper cardi b spoke outside court super completely
25:22innocent i know i got a little i know i got a little reputation but i swear to god i'm innocent
25:27i swear to god like this like like like i'm really innocent for real
25:33she's innocent of what i actually don't know but whatever it is she definitely did it
25:41uh innocent of yes tommy um i know this one because i love cardi she's innocent of uh assaulting a
25:48security guard and in the court because they said that cardi called the security guard fat and they
25:53said do you think she's fat and cardi just went correct she won her civil lawsuit case the jury
26:03cleared her of assault charges fantastic but not of disses okay next question here's an intriguing
26:08scene from a paris fashion show it's the debut collection of which celebrity
26:12wrong far lap well i think this is post malone yeah yes posty also known as austin post who's a rapper
26:23has gone out with his own so his name for short is oz post but you'll only get that fashion delivered
26:33once every three days excellent uh next question oh this is an exciting one it was a special day for mariah
26:40carrie oh my gosh what did they just unveil yeah she just got her dad to print that at work
26:55it took like a year that's good uh tommy i don't know what it was but it set off every dog's ear
27:01that's the cover of her new album isn't it yes the cover for a new album here for it all and isn't
27:09that the same as every other album she's ever released she's got a great aesthetic consistency
27:15have you reached out to mariah's people yes as soon as she was announced for fridays live i wrote an
27:19email and it was very quickly responded to with the negative okay all right next question people magazine
27:26got an exclusive tell-all it's a miracle i'm alive who's the cover star bron this hasn't aged well
27:32that's aussie osborne is it the a biblical character lazarus
27:39no uh mel tom gleisner yes she's you're close you're really close like tom bron is a charlie sheen
27:56you got it uh it is charlie sheen original title two and a half grams we've got to take a break
28:02you can catch zan and all her fabulous guests on the brand new series of take five launching
28:06tomorrow night on abc iview would you please thank san roo
28:19and it's time for our one-on-one challenge where we put each of our contestants individually to the
28:25test and of course it's the beginning of september which can only mean one thing oh that's right
28:31screen this extra right all right the rules are simple we show each of you a clip featuring some
28:41nature advice all you have to do is answer a question sam let's start with you
28:51hey before you start yes can we just take a moment please and reflect on the life choices you've made
28:56that have led to this i feel like you've taken on the persona as soon as you put the flower crown
29:03on you're like yeah never felt more me all right uh uh sam national treasure and friend of the show
29:10costa has some down-to-earth advice for your compost bin one of the top questions i get asked all the
29:16time is costa what things can i put in my compost bin think of it as two teams the brown ingredients
29:24and the green ingredients what are green materials they could be food scraps from your kitchen or
29:31garden clippings what are brown ingredients sam what brown ingredients need to go in the compost bin
29:40well you know i'm a man of the land i do and um no i love it i love getting out there in the
29:47in the in the go on what's it called the garden the garden the garden
29:55so he said the green ingredients for compost yeah you want the brown ingredients i want the brown
29:59ingredients that need to go in the compost bin please well i think it's um i think it's a lot of
30:06of it's like branches and it's wood it's it's branches and wood have you ever been in a garden
30:19yeah it's more an estate okay um no yeah go on go on yeah yeah branches wood
30:24gravy branches and wood and newspaper and things that have carbon in them that's what that part of the
30:33of a compost is involving you know what that's a very involved answer let's see if you're right
30:38sticks paper cardboard or even newspaper mate 10 points
30:48can i go now yes you may leave okay uh well done okay bron your turn now tick tocker sarah with
30:56just under half a million followers has a top tip on cultivating root vegetables are you growing
31:02carrots that look like this but you prefer them to look like this if you want to grow bumper carrots
31:07it's all about the soil so before you sew them make sure you give the soil a good dig over and you
31:12need to remove oh so if you want a comely carrot what sorry so if you want a comely carrot you need
31:21you need to remove what is this from lloyd's website this is from tick tocker sarah okay it is the worst
31:29when you pull it out and it looks wrong so i think
31:36so what do i have what if you want a one of those you need to remove what you need to remove from
31:41the soil you're going to remove the carrot from the soil before that before that when we plant them
31:48you remove the brown waste final answer be the carrot what did you say to me just be the carrot think
31:53what would i need if i was a carrot yeah there you go you're being the carrot and the carrot says
31:59i want what fertilizer i feel upset um do you know what final answer is fertilizer seriously can i go yes
32:10final answer fertilizer let's see if you're right any chunks any rocks sticks as soon as the taproot of
32:15the carrot hits something it's going to split into lots of different directions and you're going to get
32:20funky carrots is every answer to all the questions sticks no chunks rocks and sticks i'm sorry brian i
32:28cannot give you the points all right lloydy queensland self-sufficient guru mark valencia has over 2.5
32:35million youtube subscribers he also has some unusual advice for growing tomatoes talking to a tomato plant
32:43probably won't work but it could make you feel better how are you doing but by far the easiest
32:49and best and most natural way to get success like this is through bees the buzz can activate the flower
32:57and a great way to replicate or mimic the action of buzzing bees on tomato flowers is to use
33:03oh lloydy is to use what something handheld the buzzes
33:12maybe maybe if you can't use bees wasps just stay on that the handheld that was a good area maybe a kazoo
33:26if you if you do that long enough your neighbor will just go mate i'll give you some tomatoes
33:40three final answer a kazoo kazoo the number one thing that i'm thinking of is like a vibrator
33:46i'm nailed and it buzzes oh lloydy let's see if you're right vibrates that poem and it replicates a bee
34:00oh my god now so you use oral bees
34:11jeez lady i've seen a lot of those in in my bedroom experience
34:16is never with a bristler tuck okay uh i'm sorry i can't give you the points but i'd love to give
34:23them to mel for that right tommy here we go buddy to a seed farm in the us where horticulturalist and
34:29youtube veteran david epstein has a very good question
34:36hi i'm dave epstein this is growing wisdom i'm here today with anthony stevenson at johnny selected seeds
34:41and you've got propane on your back and a lighter and this flamethrower what are you
34:45doing there you go tommy so he's got gas he's got a flamethrower and a lighter what is he doing
34:51he's burning some files
34:58tommy what's he doing i did get sidetracked on the name i'm sorry
35:03mate he's got gas he's got a flamethrower he's got a lighter he's got a propane tank on the back what's
35:07he doing torching a cigarette shop it's easy yeah final answer what's he about to do in the garden
35:16burn some shit he's back he's back burning oh if he's not doing that he's forward burning
35:22and if he's not doing either of those he could be side to side okay
35:26he's burning okay let's see if you and i are right this is called a backpack flame weeder it's an organic
35:32labor-saving way to weed your garden backpack flame you got it prince 10 points
35:39i think even the audience is like i don't think he got that
35:43you are nowhere near it but it's getting late okay here we go mel your spring tip comes from a popular
35:50english youtuber blogger and romance novelist it's alexandra here from the middle-sized garden
35:55today i'm going to show you the best thing you can do for your garden in spring i'm standing here
36:01because you can actually see what we've been doing and that's because the best thing you can do for your
36:07garden in spring is oh the best thing you can do for your garden in spring is she says you can obviously
36:13see what we've done i'd argue not really the best thing you can do for your garden in spring yeah in
36:21It's spring, yes, that's for a key bit there.
36:23It was in that clip.
36:25It was in that clip.
36:26Yeah, you could see it.
36:27Oh, OK, have a sensible bob.
36:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a very sensible thing to do.
36:35It's quite traditional.
36:36She's quite a traditional gardener.
36:37She's quite a traditional gardener.
36:38Yeah, so what type of things would you think?
36:40Traditional gardener.
36:40Hide a body.
36:42Well, well, well, you would need this on the top when you do that.
36:46So, um, dirt.
36:49Ooh, dirt with other stuff in it.
36:51It's called mulch.
36:52That's good.
36:53Let's see if you're right.
36:54Add a layer of mulch.
36:56Melanie Bracewell, ten points.
36:58And that brings us to the end of...
37:01The Spring of the Extra.
37:03We're back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
37:13Hey, we're back.
37:15You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
37:17Hands on buzzes.
37:19There was more news out of the White House.
37:21Donald Trump has announced he's moving the US Space Command headquarters from Colorado to...
37:26Ooh, to where?
37:27Lloyd, it's, uh, I know this.
37:29It's Alabama.
37:30Yeah.
37:30Not a good place to look for intelligent life.
37:35Ten points.
37:37To a New Jersey Council meeting.
37:39Uh, what had that man come to discuss?
37:47Tommy.
37:48That's Ray Gun's day.
37:49Ah.
37:54Mel.
37:55The importance of slippery when wet signs.
38:00Sammy.
38:00No, he'd come to that council meeting to discuss the delegate situation in the Middle East.
38:04Yes, yes.
38:06Tommy, what's he there to discuss?
38:09You didn't buzz.
38:10I'll move on.
38:11I'll have a go.
38:12Ronnie.
38:13Okay.
38:14Uh, he was upset of the, about tax.
38:17The increase in tax.
38:18Take a look.
38:18Why did our taxes go up so much?
38:23Ten points.
38:24When they should get down.
38:25I believe we have a video quiz master standing by in Victoria.
38:31Hi, Ed.
38:32Hi, everyone.
38:33It's Baker Erica Brown from Ballarat.
38:35After going viral, thousands of people have been queuing to get my what?
38:39Ooh, thousands of people have queued to get Erica's what?
38:42Mel.
38:42Her time machine?
38:43Where did she?
38:45Well, that's a good hint, actually, to get Erica's.
38:50Ronnie.
38:50She made a cake, a biscuit cake.
38:53Yeah, go on.
38:54It's a big old biscuit cake, a cake made of biscuits, and a biscuit made of cakes.
38:59Sam, is it a cookie?
39:04Let's take a look.
39:05My award-winning Raspberry Goldfields cookie pie.
39:08Ten points.
39:09Sam Pang.
39:12Time to chug your protein and pump some reps with...
39:16Oh, yes.
39:24Sport.
39:25OK.
39:26Now, cyclists...
39:27Yes, Lloydy.
39:29Where is the bobsleigh woman?
39:31LAUGHTER
39:31APPLAUSE
39:33LAUGHTER
39:34LAUGHTER
39:35LAUGHTER
39:35LAUGHTER
39:37Sorry, Lloydy, we had to get rid of her.
39:40We've given her a fair crack.
39:41OK, so...
39:42LAUGHTER
39:43LAUGHTER
39:43Question.
39:45Moving on.
39:46Cyclists, Hube Arts and Antonio Tiberi
39:49encountered what unexpected hazard
39:51during Love Welter's 13th stage?
39:54Lloydy.
39:54It was a cafe with no empty seats.
39:56LAUGHTER
39:57No, no, it was a...
39:59Yes, Sam.
40:00I saw this.
40:00It was a dog attached to a chair.
40:03Take a look.
40:03To bring Tiberi back in...
40:05Oh, la, la, la, la.
40:05A dog.
40:06A dog is on the chair and it's...
40:08Oh, my goodness me.
40:10Ten points, Sam Payne.
40:12To a scene from the US Open that's gone viral.
40:14APPLAUSE
40:15LAUGHTER
40:16Jeez.
40:19Ugh.
40:20Ugh.
40:20What just happened?
40:22Mel?
40:23That CEO steals a hat from a very small child.
40:27I mean, he's so small.
40:28Look how big the tennis ball looks.
40:30It's crazy.
40:31LAUGHTER
40:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:33Well, let's take a look.
40:35Oh, my God, it's awful.
40:38Yeah, the man snatches the hat from the child.
40:41He's been revealed to be a Polish millionaire
40:44who has since apologised.
40:46What's the issue?
40:47What's the issue?
40:47LAUGHTER
40:48No, because they were trying to give the hat to the child
40:50and the Polish millionaire snatched it away.
40:53LAUGHTER
40:53Oh, Novak Djokovic celebrated his quarterfinal win
40:58at the US Open.
41:00Oh!
41:01That's it.
41:04Ooh.
41:05What's he doing there?
41:06Ron?
41:06He's had a weird reaction to his first vaccine.
41:09LAUGHTER
41:10APPLAUSE
41:11No, definitely not.
41:17Sammy, I'll tell you what he's doing.
41:19What's he doing?
41:19He's proving once again that there is no easier crowd to please
41:22than a tennis player.
41:25Jesus, they are unbelievable.
41:26Aren't they?
41:27Let me guess, his next trick,
41:28he went up and picked up a moth off the court.
41:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:31That's a classic.
41:32The other one is when he gives the ball boy or ball girl
41:36the racket to play.
41:37You play.
41:38The other one is when a linesman used to make a bad decision,
41:41he'd turn the racket around and then go like that.
41:43Pretend it was a cane.
41:44LAUGHTER
41:44Saying that, as a K-pop demon hunter fan...
41:50Since you've turned around, yeah, go on.
41:51..he's doing the dance from the, um, the Saja boys...
41:55It's Soda Pop.
41:56That's his famous...
41:57That's a dance from that film.
41:58It's the K-pop demon hunter's Soda Pop dance.
42:01And here with a full rendition is Sam Pang.
42:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:04Just a little bit.
42:10No.
42:10OK.
42:12LAUGHTER
42:12Uh, surfer Molly Picklum was happy.
42:17It's back where it belongs, baby!
42:19Wow.
42:21Wow, what's back?
42:22Mel?
42:23She just stole that from a small child.
42:25Yes.
42:27Tommy?
42:28No, she got her luggage, finally.
42:29Yes.
42:31Uh, yeah, sort of.
42:32Mel?
42:32Um, she won a surfing title.
42:35She's been doing more surfing than, um, Lloyd on his website.
42:38LAUGHTER
42:38I very much doubt it.
42:41LAUGHTER
42:41LAUGHTER
42:42I'm...
42:45I'm really hanging some tens.
42:47LAUGHTER
42:48Yeah, Mel, I'll give you that one.
42:51We've got to take a break.
42:52When we return, our winner is announced.
42:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:57We're back.
43:02Let's close this show out with a little Rapid Recall,
43:04and tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
43:08I just can't remember their tagline.
43:10You haven't shopped around until you've tried, Yui.
43:11That's right.
43:13LAUGHTER
43:13APPLAUSE
43:14We can't play that again, can we?
43:19I'd love to.
43:20I'd love us to.
43:21You haven't shopped around until you've tried, Yui.
43:23Why do you look like a drag queen?
43:24LAUGHTER
43:25That's a lot of make-up, mate.
43:29Start that clock.
43:30Uh, meet Chloe Marles.
43:34She's just been given the fashion industry's biggest job.
43:37What is it?
43:38She's the Ozempic dealer.
43:40LAUGHTER
43:40No, it's a huge magazine.
43:44It's either Vogue or PC World.
43:45LAUGHTER
43:46She's the new editor of US Vogue, replacing Anna Wintour.
43:51After 15 years, Instagram has finally created an app for...
43:55..uh, Tommy.
43:56Boomers.
43:57LAUGHTER
43:58Close.
44:00Mel?
44:00Um, specifically for buying tickets to the Cheap Seeds Live Show.
44:03They are...
44:04APPLAUSE
44:04Are there any, uh, are there any tickets left?
44:08All of them.
44:09OK.
44:09LAUGHTER
44:09LAUGHTER
44:10LAUGHTER
44:11No, it's an app for the iPad.
44:14You got it, iPads.
44:15Yeah.
44:16Ooh, exciting news for Qantas staff.
44:18They're getting new what?
44:19Bron?
44:20The flight attendants are getting new hip replacements, so...
44:22LAUGHTER
44:23Tommy?
44:24Uh, judging by the before and after, some cosmetic surgery.
44:27LAUGHTER
44:28No.
44:29How big are her elbows?
44:30LAUGHTER
44:31LAUGHTER
44:32Look at the elbows on her.
44:39Is she on your protein program?
44:40She is, thank you very much.
44:42Perfect for the elbows.
44:43No, they're getting new ones.
44:44Lloydy.
44:45Uniform.
44:46Yeah, you got it.
44:46Designed by Rebecca Valance.
44:49Ooh, dramatic week for TV chef Gordon Ramsay.
44:51He's just had what removed?
44:53Mel?
44:54A fucking Muppet from his kitchen.
44:55LAUGHTER
44:56Yes, another one.
45:02Another accent.
45:03I can't stop.
45:04Good accent.
45:05And no.
45:06Uh, Tommy?
45:07Uh, it's cancer.
45:08Yeah, skin cancer.
45:09And the wound is raw!
45:11LAUGHTER
45:12Uh, this is legit cool.
45:17Call of Duty is the latest video game series to get what?
45:20Mel?
45:21This'll be a movie or a show or a, I don't know, infomercial.
45:25It's a...
45:26No, you were right the first time.
45:27A movie adaptation.
45:28Oh, Sam.
45:29They're setting it in an Italian monastery from the 14th century.
45:33LAUGHTER
45:33Uh, the movie adaptation being produced by our parent company, Paramount, and may I be the
45:38first to say another wonderful decision.
45:41LAUGHTER
45:41A tough week for the world's biggest iceberg, A23A.
45:46What's happened?
45:47Mel?
45:47Um, it was...
45:49The ice was broken after someone did, like, a two truths and a lie.
45:53I'll give you the points.
45:58It broke up into several large chunks.
46:00A recent study found people who use their phone on the toilet are 46% more likely to develop
46:05what?
46:07Tommy?
46:07I think this is hemorrhoids.
46:09It is hemorrhoids.
46:11OK.
46:12Ah!
46:14Why are you looking at me?
46:18It's just...
46:18It's...
46:19My...
46:19My anus is as clean as I wish.
46:21LAUGHTER
46:22It's on old Roy Blankford, I think.
46:25LAUGHTER
46:25Hey, rapid recall.
46:31Italian teenager...
46:32Oh!
46:33And we're out of time.
46:34Let's check that final leaderboard.
46:36And our winner is Melanie Braswell!
46:39CHEERING
46:39Congratulations to our winner.
46:44And thanks to everyone for being part of this show tonight.
46:47We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention to your surroundings
46:50while doing a live cross.
46:52Sophie Jacobson joins us live now from the Royal Melbourne Hospital.
46:56Hello, Arnold!
46:57Oh, shit!
46:59Good night, Australia.
47:00I'll see you next week.
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