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00:00:30Hold. We need to turn back.
00:01:00We should not be here.
00:01:24Who ever heard of a woodcutter scared of the woods?
00:01:30Did you not read the sigils?
00:01:32Women are not permitted to read. Surely you know that.
00:01:36Unless they're witches.
00:01:39Or nuns.
00:01:40And I'm neither one of those.
00:01:42It will be nearly nightfall.
00:01:47We should return to the village.
00:01:49Back to prying eyes and wagging tongues and disapproving fathers.
00:01:53Even my own father would not venture out here in the hours of darkness without his axe and a means to make fire.
00:01:59Well, maybe I should have invited him and his big, heavy axe instead of you.
00:02:04Do not jest, Miller's daughter.
00:02:07There are wolves out here.
00:02:10And worse.
00:02:12Much worse.
00:02:15Have her tails that would make the skin crawl from off your bones.
00:02:18Well, you better fuck me quickly then, had you not, woodcutter's boy.
00:02:48What was that?
00:02:51Nothing.
00:02:52No one.
00:03:12There's something out there.
00:03:14This is it, Jacob.
00:03:15This is the last time you get your soft hands on...
00:03:16Stay behind me.
00:03:18It's probably just some rats or some birds or...
00:03:24There's something in there.
00:03:26I think...
00:03:26I don't know.
00:03:48For the gods' sake, will someone stop that infernal muley?
00:04:07You, girl, go find out what's happening.
00:04:18It's the Queen, my Lord.
00:04:19She's birthed in you.
00:04:20I know that.
00:04:22You dumb sow.
00:04:24I want to know why she's being so fucking loud about it.
00:04:27I...
00:04:27I shall relay your concerns.
00:04:31Yes.
00:04:33You do, Dad.
00:04:34But first...
00:04:35Well, what are you waiting for?
00:04:45Bring me news for my son.
00:04:49Bring me news for my son.
00:04:49You promised me something for the pain.
00:05:08This holy water will ease your spirit.
00:05:11My spirit is fine.
00:05:14It is my cut that has been rendered in two.
00:05:20You, fetch me wine.
00:05:22And herbs.
00:05:23Don't wait.
00:05:32Don't leave my baby.
00:05:36Fetch me that knife, girl.
00:05:51Is it?
00:05:53You have birthed a healthy baby.
00:05:55That is not what I asked.
00:06:07The gods have seemed fit to gift you a beautiful baby girl,
00:06:12Your Highness.
00:06:17No!
00:06:23No!
00:06:41No!
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00:06:51No!
00:06:52Oh, bollocks.
00:07:22The Cockroach, four hours ago.
00:07:25And what of it?
00:07:27You're half a day behind on your chores, that's what.
00:07:33And what have I told you about the forest after dark?
00:07:37I do not know what you mean.
00:07:41Father, you worry too much.
00:07:43And you give me much to worry about.
00:07:45The old village knows you're carrying on with the woodcutter's boy.
00:07:48And before him, there was the blacksmith's son.
00:07:51And then the blacksmith for that matter.
00:07:53Father, you shouldn't believe the gossip.
00:07:55And there was talk of the blacksmith's daughter too.
00:07:58You know I care not for your youthful dallances,
00:08:01but when the old village knows of them,
00:08:03what chance have I got of marrying you off?
00:08:05You're sullied goods.
00:08:07I am not goods to be bought or sold.
00:08:09I wish you were.
00:08:10You don't even qualify as the town's whore,
00:08:12because you lack the wit to charge for it.
00:08:15Yeah, well maybe I don't want to be sold off to some half-wit goat herder
00:08:18just so you only have one mouth to feed.
00:08:20Oh, should I be awaiting your engagement
00:08:22to some noble lord any minute now?
00:08:24We're down to our last two sovereigns,
00:08:26so it can't come soon enough.
00:08:27I said I'm not going to...
00:08:29Can't you hear? We're busy.
00:08:31What a welcome surprise to see you, Seloth.
00:08:36Is it the first of the month already?
00:08:39Spare me your horseshit, Miller.
00:08:42I come with grave news.
00:08:44You normally bring such joyful tidings.
00:08:47Or increase to his tariffs.
00:08:49Hold your tongue, lest I cut it out
00:08:52or add it to the king's coffers.
00:08:54Of course, Seloth.
00:08:55The queen, beloved wife of our beloved king, is dead.
00:09:01Come on.
00:09:03A two-week period of mourning has been decreed.
00:09:06That means no drinking, no feasting, no...
00:09:09Oh, dear it is you people like to get up to.
00:09:13Such tragic news indeed.
00:09:15Indeed.
00:09:16I, however, remain charged with collecting your contribution
00:09:20to the royal wedding.
00:09:21Wedding?
00:09:22That the king will remarry once the mourning period is over.
00:09:26What's this now?
00:09:27The fifth?
00:09:28Sixth such celebration?
00:09:30The late Queen Eritrea was his majesty's fourth wife.
00:09:35Alas, poor man.
00:09:36His life has been beset by tragedy after tragedy.
00:09:39There is an unlucky bastard.
00:09:43I could offer a bag of my best flour
00:09:45and with it you could make the finest wedding cake, the kingdom...
00:09:50I'm not interested in your filthy, louse-infested flour, Miller.
00:09:54The tax is one sovereign.
00:09:57One.
00:09:58Her subject.
00:09:59Sovereign?
00:10:00Might as well slit my throat.
00:10:05Perhaps.
00:10:06Well, one gold sovereign it is.
00:10:12It's just you, is it, Miller?
00:10:15You wouldn't be living here with your water, by chance.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20My daughter's long gone.
00:10:21Married a goat herder, they live across the valley.
00:10:23Dad!
00:10:24Shut the door, will you?
00:10:25I'm freezing my teeth off!
00:10:28Daughter dearest!
00:10:30Would you please fetch two gold sovereigns from my purse?
00:10:33Good fellow.
00:10:35Good fellow.
00:10:37Good, sir.
00:10:38Good fellow.
00:10:40Good fellow.
00:10:42Good fellow.
00:10:43Good fellow.
00:10:44Good fellow.
00:10:45Good fellow.
00:10:46Good fellow.
00:10:47Good fellow.
00:10:48Good fellow.
00:10:49A fraction of what we need if the Southern armies choose to attack her.
00:11:04come. Let them come. Don't even say it, Lothar. I'm still the king. I'm gonna have you execute
00:11:15it too, you know. You're never above me taking your fucking head off your shoulders. I will
00:11:22arrange for the local nobleman to present their daughters for your majesty's deliberations
00:11:26again. You do that, Lothar.
00:11:34Father, remember that time you put rocks in your sacks of flour to make them seem heavier?
00:11:46Aye, I do. Tell me how that worked out. Left the dead in a ditch outside Iron Town, wasn't
00:11:52it? Aye, I remember. Or how about the time you tried to sell two dozen donkeys as thoroughbred
00:11:58and I am Lord Marchand, her father. Who? Their estate is the other side of the haunted forest,
00:12:10but he's bedridden with gout and she was kicked in the head by a horse as a child. Oh, and
00:12:14I look like I was kicked in the head, do I? But it means they won't be in attendance so
00:12:18we can use their titles. Father, even if this works, what makes you think the king will pick
00:12:22me? Well, I've seen the aristocrats up close. They like to marry their cousins more than
00:12:27folk round here. You have to happily be the fairest there by a country miles. Well, that's
00:12:34almost a compliment, Father. Well, bless me if your mother sucks. Unfortunately, none of
00:12:38her brains. But we work with what the gods have given us. And tell me, is this what the aristocrats
00:12:46are wearing these days? After this was St Millie. The seamstress, but she's all thumbs?
00:12:51Yes, but her sister, the ex-queen's chambermaid is all fingers. Ribby-donkey is dressed as
00:12:58thoroughbreds. Do not worry your pretty little head.
00:13:16I can't believe this is actually working. Just give me a nutshell. You bodice tongs.
00:13:38And how old are you, my lady? I'm 22, sire. 22?
00:13:45Well, I'm to believe you're still intact. Unsullied. Your Majesty, I can assure you.
00:13:53Well, you can assure me, can you? Checked her cunt, have you, recently?
00:13:58Your Majesty. Lord Tragar, if you could outline the size of your estate, the tithes you receive
00:14:05from your subjects. Lord Hershey's not got many birthing years left in her. Fuck the tithes.
00:14:15The King thanks you for your time.
00:14:18Any more barren old crones for me to pointlessly plant my seed in?
00:14:39Next is Lady Cecilia and her father, Lord Marchand.
00:14:46Send them in.
00:14:48Come forward, girl. Let me look at you.
00:15:13I think golden locks would suit my heir.
00:15:20You may approach too, Lord Marchand. Please furnish us with the details of your estate, tithes, head of cattle, dowry on marriage and so on.
00:15:33Come on, man, don't be shy.
00:15:34Come on, man, don't be shy.
00:15:38Well, we have some 200 horses. Our breads, of course.
00:15:41Miller.
00:15:42Guards!
00:15:43That man is no lord.
00:15:44Throw him in the dungeons.
00:15:45You can't do this to a lord.
00:15:46No!
00:15:47No!
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00:16:13No!
00:16:14Caesar two!
00:16:15Don't touch me!
00:16:21I have seen some boldness in my time. I've never had this bracing.
00:16:26Arthur, what is God's name happening?
00:16:28They are impostors, sire.
00:16:31He is the local Miller, and she is his whore daughter.
00:16:41Are you telling me, my beauty, that you are not of noble birth?
00:17:00How come you were adorned in these binaries?
00:17:03They are clearly stolen.
00:17:05And from the Crown's estate, I would wager.
00:17:11Who's bought them?
00:17:13With what, Miller?
00:17:14Is your watermill grinding gold instead of flour these days?
00:17:18No, but my daughter is.
00:17:23Your daughter is grinding gold?
00:17:26Don't be ridiculous.
00:17:27She's spinning it.
00:17:30Spinning straw in the gold.
00:17:31It's remarkable.
00:17:32Almost unbelievable, I know.
00:17:34But it's true.
00:17:36So how are we going to fold these clothes?
00:17:38These jewels?
00:17:39I've heard enough of this, sire.
00:17:41And that's why we're here.
00:17:43I believe my daughter, with her wondrous gift, would be a perfect match for your majesty.
00:17:52Guards, take this man to the cells.
00:17:54We have no need of a court jester.
00:17:55No, sir!
00:17:57And is his story true?
00:18:00Can you spin straw into gold?
00:18:02Of course she can't.
00:18:04It is an impossibility.
00:18:06There are alchemists to the east who can turn liquid lead into gold.
00:18:10And she is no alchemist.
00:18:12We need gold, Lothar.
00:18:15You said so yourself?
00:18:17Even more than I need an heir.
00:18:19Yes, I...
00:18:19Yes, it is settled.
00:18:22Vex this girl a spinning wheel.
00:18:24If, by daybreak, she has not completed her task, there shall both be executed.
00:18:30No, I...
00:18:31I believe in you, little gold spinner.
00:18:36Father!
00:19:06I don't even know how to fucking spin!
00:19:26Evelina.
00:19:30Who's there?
00:19:33Evelina.
00:19:36Evelina.
00:19:44How do you know my name?
00:19:48Show yourself!
00:19:51Gods! Gods! There's something in here with me! Gods!
00:19:59They can't hear you down here.
00:20:02These walls are thick.
00:20:06Are you part of the punishment?
00:20:09No. All I want to do is help.
00:20:13Well, you can start by opening this fucking door then.
00:20:17Oh no. No younger Evelina. Look at me. I'm only small and weak.
00:20:23How do you know my name?
00:20:24Do you know my name?
00:20:29We creatures of the forest here. And see a multitude of things.
00:20:39So this is my fate.
00:20:40I am to spend my last night on earth locked up with some riddling imp who smells like pond water and fish heads.
00:20:51Oh no, no, no, no. Don't cry my pity.
00:20:55Do not touch me.
00:20:56But all I wish to do is help.
00:20:59Unless you can spin straw into gold, there's nothing you can do.
00:21:03Crawl back into whatever swamp you came from and leave me be.
00:21:07Oh, well if it was something that easy, why didn't you say so in the first place?
00:21:15You are a jester after all.
00:21:17Said to compound my misery.
00:21:19I never jest.
00:21:21As far as creatures know not how, but stronger into gold.
00:21:27Would you?
00:21:29Any form knows how to do that.
00:21:30Do not mock me, creature.
00:21:32I would never mock a friend.
00:21:34Very well then.
00:21:35Whatever your name is, prove it.
00:21:37Spin me some straw into gold.
00:21:39Yes, I could it all away.
00:21:42All night spinning golden thread after golden thread.
00:21:45Until my hands were bleeding and raw to the bone.
00:21:49But for what purpose?
00:21:51For what purpose?
00:21:52You'd saved my life.
00:21:54And my father's.
00:21:56I would be very upset to see your pretty head removed from off of your shoulders.
00:22:00But I'd still get to see it upon a spike outside the castle wall so it wouldn't be all that bad, would it?
00:22:07Let me remove your head and stick it on this spindle and see how you like it.
00:22:11No need for threats, Evelina.
00:22:13I'm your friend, remember?
00:22:16So?
00:22:18Instead, let's do a deal, like friends do.
00:22:21Now we get down to the parsnips and pears a bit.
00:22:25What do you want from me, creature?
00:22:27Hmmmm.
00:22:28Hmmmm.
00:22:29Hmmmm.
00:22:30Hmmm.
00:22:32Oh, ooooh.
00:22:34Yes, yes, that's it.
00:22:35A kiss! A kiss! A kiss! A kiss! A kiss!
00:22:39A kiss?
00:22:40Just a small token of your gratitude and appreciation, and then I can start the task, and quickly, your daybreakfast approaches.
00:22:50Truly that is all you want, a kiss?
00:22:52You say all, like it is a small and worthless thing.
00:22:58But it would mean the world to such a creature as I, if someone so beautiful as you would show me even the smallest of inflections.
00:23:07This is a trick? This kiss will be your last.
00:23:10As well as likely your first.
00:23:13Very well then. You'll need to remove this ridiculous mask of yours.
00:23:16Oh no, Evelina. There is no handsome prince under this face of straw.
00:23:21I must ask that you close your eyes, so they are not to be offended.
00:23:26Very well. Just know I will bite your tongue clean off should I feel it.
00:23:40Oh, you taste like pond water too.
00:23:49My lady does flatter me.
00:23:51Now! To work!
00:23:53You must not want.
00:24:00I get nervous. Sleep instead, young Evelina.
00:24:05Imp, we had a deal. I'm gonna watch you like a hawk watches a field mouse and...
00:24:09Very well done.
00:24:11And I'm gonna catch you like a thief.
00:24:14I tried to fight you.
00:24:16And then the other great badly.
00:24:17I'm gonna do this.
00:24:19And there's a force of your ear, and I'm gonna do this.
00:24:23Like…
00:24:24And I'll do this.
00:24:25It's gold.
00:24:42It's fucking gold.
00:24:55It appears so.
00:25:09And enough to make more than a thousand gold sovereigns, I would say.
00:25:14We've done it.
00:25:16We've found a goose who lays the golden eggs.
00:25:20Except I'd like to stick the royal cock into this goose.
00:25:24Sigh, I urge caution.
00:25:26Do you really think an ignorant young peasant girl could acquire the skills to perform such miracles?
00:25:31One of these days, Lothar, you will piss on one too many of my parades.
00:25:36Sigh, I...
00:25:38I suspect...
00:25:43Witchcraft.
00:25:48It's the only answer.
00:25:50So she's a witch.
00:25:52I've married worse.
00:25:53In which case, she will not bear you a son.
00:25:56She will birth a rabbit with the hind legs of a toad.
00:26:00And the kingdom will be cursed for a thousand years.
00:26:03Tch.
00:26:04I would not have taken you as one to fall for such superstitious nonsense.
00:26:07I say, we ask her to perform the task again.
00:26:14At this time, I will watch her.
00:26:16See what happens.
00:26:18I'm sure there is no dark magic at work.
00:26:21And if there is?
00:26:23No.
00:26:23And we burn her, of course.
00:26:26I did what you asked.
00:26:36And now I am asking you to do it again.
00:26:38It should not be so hard.
00:26:41My hands are sore from all the spinning.
00:26:44I can't.
00:26:45Then that would be unfortunate for you.
00:26:52And your father.
00:26:54You promise?
00:26:55And you promise there would be no parlor games.
00:26:57No witchcraft.
00:26:59I no more believe you can spin straw into gold and I can shit silver and gets out of my ass.
00:27:03I am going to sit here and I am going to watch you till the cock crows.
00:27:33I am going to watch you till the cock crows.
00:28:03I am going to watch you till the cock crows.
00:28:05Mmm.
00:28:07That's why I spoke.
00:28:08We know a little of the old ways.
00:28:11You mean magic.
00:28:12Mmm.
00:28:13That's what you human creatures call it.
00:28:17For you have forgotten the ways.
00:28:19You cut down the trees.
00:28:22You drain the swamp.
00:28:23Forgotten the gods that matter.
00:28:27Oh.
00:28:29You seem to be in quite the pickle again.
00:28:32These royal assholes went back on their deal.
00:28:34You cannot trust a human's forked tongue.
00:28:37But to us fake creatures, an oath is a kind of magic.
00:28:43One thing happens and then another must follow.
00:28:46Nature's law, you see?
00:28:47Well, I am grateful I can at least trust someone around.
00:28:50Hmm.
00:28:51So, Imp, same deal as before?
00:28:55Kissy-kissy for some spinny-spinny?
00:28:57Urgh!
00:28:58No!
00:28:59For me to perform that task with my hands so swollen...
00:29:04What is your price now, Bob Goblin?
00:29:07Just another simple request.
00:29:10That, whilst I spin, I may look at you.
00:29:15Well, I'm not going anywhere.
00:29:18Feast your eyes.
00:29:19No.
00:29:21No.
00:29:22I need to look fully upon your beauty.
00:29:26What do you mean, fully?
00:29:27You have those horrible, hideous human garments shielding so much of your lusterous self.
00:29:35Goblin, it's cold in here.
00:29:37These human garments stay on.
00:29:41These binaries, they are stolen, are they not?
00:29:45You really shouldn't be wearing them in the first place.
00:29:47You are a curious devil in many ways.
00:29:53And in other ways, much like the human devils I've dealt with.
00:29:57You fear that I may ravage you once you are unclothed?
00:30:01You can make people fall asleep with the snap of a finger.
00:30:04So, yes, I do fear that.
00:30:07You have my word.
00:30:09And my word is bond that I shall look and never touch.
00:30:13Besides, I don't believe I'll have the reasons to be compatible for fornication, do you?
00:30:24There, you see?
00:30:26There really is nothing to trouble yourself about.
00:30:32Touch me whilst I sleep, and I'll snap your fingers like kindling.
00:30:43Touch me.
00:30:44Touch me.
00:30:46Enjoying the show, are you?
00:30:48If I am to remove everything, the least you could do is show me your face.
00:30:50Not many have seen my true face, but I suppose you are a friend after all.
00:30:57Does my appearance offend you, fair maiden?
00:31:14No, not at all.
00:31:18You're a very handsome, whatever manner of creature you are.
00:31:23My lady does flatter me.
00:31:26But quick, hurry up.
00:31:28For the dawn does not wait.
00:31:46Oh.
00:31:49Start spinning, imp.
00:31:55As you wish.
00:31:56Go, go, go.
00:31:57Go, go, go.
00:31:58Come here, come here, come here.
00:32:28Come here.
00:32:58You don't look much like a future queen.
00:33:08I am not.
00:33:11I am just the miller's daughter.
00:33:13And all I want is for me and my father to go home and you will never see us again, I promise.
00:33:17Oh, well that isn't an option.
00:33:21You see, you are currently making the crown exceedingly rich.
00:33:26Your Majesty, you are a wise and just king and I throw myself at your mercy.
00:33:37Oh, miller's daughter, I don't think you are a very good judge of character.
00:33:42But I am wise enough not to want to slaughter the magical goose.
00:33:49This spinning of yours, I need to see it, here and now.
00:33:57Fetch a spinning wheel.
00:33:58My liege, I cannot.
00:34:02I must be alone to perform the task and it must be at night.
00:34:11Truly.
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:15Let me spin for you again tonight and you will see I am no liar.
00:34:19It is decided then, you shall spin once more.
00:34:29But this time I want three bales worth of straw spun into gold.
00:34:35If you fail, you and your father can have a giant pikes for your severed heads.
00:34:40And if I spin your gold?
00:34:46Then you both shall live.
00:34:49Beyond that, we shall see.
00:34:52By the way, my lord, they're all whispers.
00:35:09Oh, my lord.
00:35:15Hello?
00:35:21There are whispers from the crows that you have been spending your nights with an adult human.
00:35:29You know this is forbidden.
00:35:31I am bewitching the creature, and beguiling her.
00:35:35I care not for your amusement or your trickery.
00:35:39I am the worm in the fruit.
00:35:42The flies on the corpse.
00:35:45I care not for glory.
00:35:48I require sacrifice.
00:35:51An innocent given willingly.
00:35:54Do you, trickster?
00:35:57The old magic comes with a cost.
00:36:01This is the old ways.
00:36:03All deaths shall be paid.
00:36:05All deaths shall be paid.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:17Show yourself, demon.
00:36:19Do you require a friendly face again, Evelina?
00:36:29Thank the cause you're here.
00:36:31I need three bales spun tonight.
00:36:33Three bales?
00:36:35Before the cock crows?
00:36:37Now, you are asking the impossible.
00:36:39I am but one lonely creature with only two hands.
00:36:44Cut the gains, Imp.
00:36:45Tell me your price.
00:36:46I'm beginning to think that we're not friends.
00:36:50That you only want me for my gold-spinning skills.
00:36:53We can do this dance all night, swamp creature.
00:36:56But in the morning, I lose my head.
00:36:58And you lose a friend.
00:37:00A tragedy, I'm sure.
00:37:02But I do like to dance.
00:37:03Anything you want.
00:37:05This will be the last time, I promise.
00:37:07Whatever you want.
00:37:08I cannot close my face.
00:37:10Why not?
00:37:11What is it?
00:37:12You would think me frail.
00:37:15What I think will not matter if you do not help me.
00:37:18It is my master.
00:37:22You require something that I cannot take.
00:37:26It must be willingly given.
00:37:29Will I willingly give it whatever it is?
00:37:33Just tell me.
00:37:35A child.
00:37:38A human child.
00:37:41A what?
00:37:43My master.
00:37:44The demon king of the shallow forest.
00:37:46He requires a human child.
00:37:48I do not have a child to give.
00:37:52I am without child.
00:37:53I always take the thistle tea to make sure of that.
00:37:55Well, what am I to do?
00:37:57For if I do not return with a human child,
00:38:00I will face a punishment far worse than your good spell.
00:38:04Worse than being beheaded?
00:38:06A beheading would be a mercy compared to the punishment I would receive with the hands of the demon king.
00:38:12So now what?
00:38:13You will not help me because I have no child to give?
00:38:17There is.
00:38:18One way.
00:38:19What is it?
00:38:20Tell me.
00:38:21If you were to promise me.
00:38:22Your firstborn.
00:38:23An unbreakable oath between us.
00:38:24Then I can return to my demon king.
00:38:26Tell him that what he requires is promise.
00:38:27Your dark lord can fuck you sideways with a red-hot poker.
00:38:28I am not giving you or anyone else a child.
00:38:29Shhh.
00:38:30You've been a child that doesn't exist and.
00:38:31and may never?
00:38:32You will spin the gold.
00:38:34Or have to believe in this?
00:38:35You will not give me.
00:38:36If you are a young child,
00:38:38and take a role,
00:38:39you will become a fool.
00:38:41I will.
00:38:42Nine, seven, seven, ten, eleven.
00:38:44I will not.
00:38:45I will not kill him.
00:38:46I will happen.
00:38:47I will.
00:38:48No matter where you are,
00:38:49I will be able to give a laugh,
00:38:50I will be able.
00:38:51Yes.
00:38:52No matter where you're at all.
00:38:54I do.
00:38:55I will.
00:38:56I will.
00:38:57I will.
00:38:58I will.
00:38:59You will spin the gold, all three bales before sunrise.
00:39:06It would be a tough task, but I believe I would succeed.
00:39:12You really are a monster, you know that.
00:39:17I've been called many things before.
00:39:20I pay them no heed.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:26Do it.
00:39:29My first-born child shall be yours.
00:39:34An oath is being made.
00:39:39An oath that cannot be broken.
00:39:44I shall start my work.
00:39:46The dawn of the sun god and the setting of the moon goddess represent the union of male and female.
00:40:01And the king's tower be as strong as the iron lands.
00:40:02And the queen's valley be as fertile as the river lands.
00:40:16I shall be the king's tower be asbuchadne.
00:40:18My father gets to the king's tower.
00:40:19I shall be the king's tower.
00:40:20But, I shall be the king's tower.
00:40:22In the mere ciends.
00:40:53Just getting my two sovereigns worth.
00:41:24The king does not wish the world to know he has married a Miller's daughter.
00:41:31Your daughter is a princess from the Albus Isles.
00:41:37If you say different, I will nail your tongue to a fence post and let the crows have their fill.
00:41:42Do you understand me, Miller?
00:41:49I am watching you and your witch daughter.
00:41:55Enjoy the king's hospitality.
00:42:01Your face is longer than a donkey's cock.
00:42:23I don't remind you of course.
00:42:33If only your mother could see you now.
00:42:40You do not know what I have had to do.
00:42:43Whatever it is, it's worth it.
00:42:45I mean look at this food.
00:42:46These jaws.
00:42:47All yours.
00:42:48One day you're here.
00:42:49My grandchild will rule as king and he'll be just like so...
00:42:53Dear, dear, Eva.
00:42:54Dear, dear.
00:42:55You are not pining for the woodcutters boy are you?
00:42:56No, I am not.
00:42:57I just need you and everyone else to leave me alone.
00:43:02Milady.
00:43:03Milady.
00:43:04The king demands your presence.
00:43:05He can wait.
00:43:06I...
00:43:07It is your wedding night.
00:43:08You have duties to perform.
00:43:10You have duties to perform.
00:43:13You are not pining for the woodcutters boy are you?
00:43:16No, I am not.
00:43:17I just need you and everyone else to leave me alone.
00:43:19Milady.
00:43:20The king demands your presence.
00:43:21He can wait.
00:43:22I...
00:43:23It is your wedding night.
00:43:26You have duties to perform.
00:43:30And what would you know of these duties?
00:43:34Sister of the stones.
00:43:37I know that his majesty's third wife denied her duty.
00:43:43And that later that night she fell from the window of the east tower.
00:44:00I'm fucking tired.
00:44:13Come on then, Milady's daughter.
00:44:19It's time for the deflowering.
00:44:23You can spin straw into gold.
00:44:26You can surely turn my seed into an heir.
00:44:30There will be plenty of time for that husband, dearest.
00:44:33But...
00:44:34In the meantime...
00:44:36Let's have some fun.
00:44:38I have servant girls with tight little cunts and the occasional kitchen boy who see it to that.
00:44:48Wives are for breeding, not for pleasure.
00:44:53Sister.
00:45:09Sister.
00:45:11Sister, I need you to prepare me a thistle tea immediately.
00:45:14I'm afraid I can't.
00:45:15I am your fucking queen.
00:45:16I command it.
00:45:17My loyalty is to the sun god and the moon goddess.
00:45:18And they celebrate the union of men and women.
00:45:19They do not desecrate it.
00:45:20You don't understand.
00:45:21I can't be with child.
00:45:22Not now.
00:45:23Not ever.
00:45:24Provide the king with an heir and you shall live.
00:45:25Live longer than him, no doubt.
00:45:27Then your son, will become king.
00:45:47Isn't that what you want, dear?
00:45:49Please!
00:45:51You need to do your duty.
00:45:52You need to do your duty, and I need to do mine.
00:46:22No!
00:46:49Sister!
00:46:53Sister!
00:46:57Praise the gods. We are all truly blessed.
00:47:01He's beautiful.
00:47:04Here, his majesty will surely wish...
00:47:06No!
00:47:08Do not touch him.
00:47:09He does not leave my side, do you hear?
00:47:11Not ever.
00:47:13Jacob, get in here now!
00:47:15But this is a sacred birthing space. You have done your duty.
00:47:19Now do not darken my door again, sister of the stones.
00:47:22Yes.
00:47:34Milady.
00:47:35What is it, Eva?
00:47:41I need you to keep watch. Do not let anyone in or out without my consent. Do you understand?
00:47:46Of course. But do not fear for your safety. The castle walls are ten feet thick. A garrison of soldiers resides in the gatehouse and I...
00:47:57It is not an invading army I fear, Jacob. Just promise me you'll keep watch. All night. And whatever you do, do not fall asleep.
00:48:09Of... Of course.
00:48:14Good.
00:48:15Wait!
00:48:30Jacob are you...?
00:48:36Show yourself demon.
00:48:39I am no demon. Just a friend. Come to offer my congratulations.
00:48:51You must touch him and I will scream so loud that a hundred soldiers will be in here within seconds and will string you up outside the castle by your own insides.
00:48:58You made a promise. You swore an oath. Do you know what happens to those who break the ties that bind?
00:49:08I do not care what happens to me. But you can't touch a hair on his head.
00:49:13Does the sweet child have a name? No, he does not.
00:49:17I know some good ones. Why don't you let me live with you? No!
00:49:24You know I can make you fall into slumber in an instant and just take him from you.
00:49:31But I want to give you the opportunity to honour the deal that you made.
00:49:37To give him willingly.
00:49:40That will never happen.
00:49:42You know you can have another child.
00:49:46A second.
00:49:48A third.
00:49:50A fourth.
00:49:52A fifth.
00:49:53A sixth.
00:49:55A seventh.
00:49:56A eighth.
00:49:57A ninth.
00:49:58A tenth.
00:49:59A fifth.
00:50:00A fifth.
00:50:01A fourth.
00:50:02A eighth.
00:50:03A fifth.
00:50:04Yeah, it's very nice.
00:50:08You have come up in the world since our knights together in the castle dungeons, haven't you?
00:50:14All these jewels, these riches, these binaries, all this power.
00:50:24You can take it all back.
00:50:26And I'll go back to being the miller's daughter and sleeping in the dirt.
00:50:30Just let me kick my baby.
00:50:33Please.
00:50:35Just name your price.
00:50:37Take me into the forest.
00:50:38You have no value to me beyond that which you hold in your arms.
00:50:43Please.
00:50:45Please, I...
00:50:46I thought you were my friend.
00:50:48You say you're my friend, but you don't even know my name.
00:50:52You never told me.
00:50:53And you couldn't even be bothered to ask either, could you?
00:50:56I was in fear for my life. I wasn't thinking clearly.
00:51:01We could start again.
00:51:03As real friends.
00:51:04Real friend.
00:51:07Okay, here.
00:51:13As you are my friend, Evelina.
00:51:16I shall give you three guesses as to what my name could be.
00:51:21Three? There's no way.
00:51:23Fine.
00:51:25You can have three now, three tomorrow eve, and three on the last and final night.
00:51:31And if I guess right?
00:51:33You can keep the baby.
00:51:35That's all I must do.
00:51:36You have my word, Queen.
00:51:39And if I fail?
00:51:42I shall take him from you.
00:51:46And if I have to rip him from your cold, dead hands, then so be it.
00:51:52So, your first guess.
00:51:55Come on, hurry up.
00:51:59What would a handsome creature like myself be called, I wonder?
00:52:02Jack.
00:52:03Jack.
00:52:04Jack.
00:52:05Jack.
00:52:06I am no Jack-o-lantern.
00:52:09I am no spring-heeled Jack-o-lantern.
00:52:12I am no Jack-o-lantern.
00:52:13I am no spring-heeled Jack-o-lantern.
00:52:15I am no spring-heeled Jack-o-lantern.
00:52:16No.
00:52:17Of course.
00:52:18Something more...
00:52:19More mystical.
00:52:21Uh...
00:52:22M...
00:52:23Melchior.
00:52:24Your name is Melchior.
00:52:25I've never been so insulted at all my life.
00:52:29My lady does think I look like a Melchior.
00:52:34Ugh!
00:52:35Someone so uncommon as me wouldn't have a common name like that.
00:52:41Yes.
00:52:42Then you are...
00:52:45Balthazar.
00:52:46An uncommon name for an uncommon fellow.
00:52:49Balthazar.
00:52:50Yes.
00:52:51That is a good name.
00:52:53Then I am right.
00:52:54A good name for a no-white swamp guzzler, but not for someone like me!
00:53:01This is Johnny Goodford, isn't it?
00:53:04Well...
00:53:05No, no, no.
00:53:06Three guesses, Melinda.
00:53:08I shall see thee the same time tomorrow.
00:53:12Until then...
00:53:13I bid you...
00:53:15And the child...
00:53:17Sweet dreams.
00:53:21Get up!
00:53:22Get up at once or you'll be cleaning the king's latrine for the rest of your life.
00:53:40My lady, what...
00:53:42What happened?
00:53:43You did the one thing I asked you not to.
00:53:48I...
00:53:49I...
00:53:50I am sorry...
00:53:51Do not trouble your thick head.
00:53:53I need you to do something for me, but you cannot tell anyone.
00:53:56Do I have your word?
00:53:59Of course.
00:54:00As always.
00:54:01My lips are sealed for you, my queen.
00:54:28Oh, darling.
00:54:29I have two minutes.
00:54:30I am sorry, but you won't hurt me, but you can't tell anyone.
00:54:32In a minute.
00:54:33Oh.
00:54:35Oh, my...
00:54:36It's not as long as I am.
00:54:38I am sorry.
00:54:39I know you're lying.
00:54:40Oh, my God.
00:54:42I am sorry.
00:54:43Oh, yes.
00:54:44I am wrong.
00:54:45I am sorry.
00:54:46I am sorry.
00:54:48O not, I am sorry.
00:54:49I am sorry.
00:54:50I am sorry, I am sorry.
00:54:51I am sorry.
00:54:52I am sorry.
00:54:54I am sorry.
00:54:55I am sorry.
00:54:56What news?
00:55:24I asked everybody in the village, but no one has heard of the creature which you speak of.
00:55:30They thought me mad or simple.
00:55:33This is not news.
00:55:35So, I ventured into the forest to speak with the woman they say is a witch.
00:55:41She is a witch. I've heard she can transform into a toad.
00:55:44Well, I did not see this so I cannot comment, but she did give me this list of three names.
00:55:50She said these are common for the kind of goblin you've encountered.
00:55:53Well, read them to me then.
00:55:56Are not noble women permitted to read either?
00:56:00On Sundays I'm permitted to read the holy text in the presence of the Sisters of the Stones.
00:56:05So no, I cannot read.
00:56:08So read me the names.
00:56:11As you wish.
00:56:14Roast Ribs.
00:56:16That's it. Roast Ribs is your name. Roast Ribs.
00:56:20Hello. That is the name of my cousin.
00:56:23So I am close.
00:56:26Mayhaps you are.
00:56:27Sheepshanks.
00:56:28That is the name of my brother.
00:56:29I haven't spoken to him in a millennia. Oh, how I do miss poor Sheepshanks.
00:56:45Poor Sheepshanks.
00:56:47In that case, your name must be...
00:56:51Spindleshanks.
00:56:54You've been talking to the witch of Ashgrove, haven't you?
00:56:58Never you mind. Is that your name, creature? Tell me.
00:57:01That foul old woman always telling tales on me.
00:57:04I knew it. You are Spindleshanks.
00:57:07I am no Spindleshanks.
00:57:10That is my other brother.
00:57:13That crazy old witch must have gotten us mixed up again.
00:57:17You are not Spindleshanks.
00:57:18I look nothing like him.
00:57:21Besides, I killed him long ago.
00:57:25In that case, you must be Jacob!
00:57:27At three guesses, remember?
00:57:29Die for a creature!
00:57:31That hurt!
00:57:33I thought your majesty to be an honest woman.
00:57:36I... I...
00:57:38You shall be alone tomorrow.
00:57:41And we shall pray one last time.
00:57:45Any more boneheaded antics and the deal is done.
00:57:50Until then...
00:57:52I'll bid you...
00:57:54Good night!
00:57:58Come out. Show yourself.
00:58:00Coward!
00:58:02It's no use, Jacob.
00:58:04He's gone.
00:58:05Gone where?
00:58:07Back to the haunted forest.
00:58:09To hell!
00:58:10I don't know.
00:58:14Who is he?
00:58:15What does he want?
00:58:17That's a long story.
00:58:21What we have all the night.
00:58:24What we have all the night.
00:58:51There's no use.
00:58:59Who is he?
00:59:01I still say this is a fool's move.
00:59:06You are the queen.
00:59:08You have an army of soldiers to protect you.
00:59:11Scholars who can study the ancient texts and find out who this damned creature is.
00:59:14If the king found out, it was not me who spun the gold. I will be beheaded before nightfall.
00:59:20You are the only one I can trust.
00:59:25Where will you go?
00:59:28If I told you, you'd be in danger.
00:59:30That creature has a way of finding things out.
00:59:34This will keep me safe.
00:59:36And this will buy me safe passage on a ship.
00:59:40Hand in to me.
00:59:41I need to be through the forest by nightfall.
00:59:45I believe the creature sleeps by day, only emerging in darkness.
00:59:50So we shall be safe.
00:59:56Have you named him yet?
00:59:59I've had too many names in my head these past few days.
01:00:03None suitable for a prince.
01:00:07You should consider Jacob.
01:00:11I shall consider it.
01:00:23Thank you, Sir Jacob.
01:00:27Fare thee well.
01:00:42Soon we will be out of this cursed place, away from cruel kings and wretched godpins.
01:01:10Just you and me, my little prince.
01:01:40Not long now, the path leads this way, we'll be at the riverfort soon.
01:01:52Sweet prince, I'm going to order wait while something's here.
01:01:59Today I break the bottle of my room, but tonight the queen's baby comes in, and oh, how thankful
01:02:17I am that nobody knew that my name I am called is Rumpelstiltskin.
01:02:24Is that you, Evelina? And your delicious child?
01:02:31I would recognise your smell anywhere.
01:02:38Shh.
01:02:39Shh.
01:02:40Shh.
01:02:41Shh.
01:02:42Shh.
01:02:43Shh.
01:02:44For tonight, let me try.
01:02:45What a-
01:02:50What about our game, creep?
01:02:52What?
01:02:53What about our game, creep?
01:02:54What about our game, creep?
01:02:55Is it all worth it?
01:02:56What about you, creep?
01:02:58You're like what the fuck is allowed to do.
01:02:59You're like what are you doing?
01:03:00You're like what's good.
01:03:01We're like what you're doing.
01:03:02You're like you're kind of demanding.
01:03:03What about our game creature?
01:03:15All games must come to an end, with the victor taking their spoils.
01:03:21He will never be yours.
01:03:22Rumpelstiltskins.
01:03:27Heard my little song and dance, did you?
01:03:34Believed it, did you?
01:03:36As if I'd be so stupid to sing my own name aloud.
01:03:42Thought what a drink!
01:03:45And you swallowed it up like a snake swallows its yarn.
01:03:50Give me the child!
01:03:55Give me the child!
01:03:58Give it to me!
01:04:00It's mine!
01:04:02It's all mine!
01:04:04It must be your name!
01:04:06It must be!
01:04:09No, Rumpelstiltskin must be your name!
01:04:14Has it finally been called by such a ridiculous name?
01:04:20I knew it!
01:04:23Give me back my babies, Rumpelstiltskin!
01:04:27Rumpelstiltskin, I command you!
01:04:31Rumpelstiltskin!
01:04:32Rumpelstiltskin!
01:04:33Rumpelstiltskin!
01:04:34She cheated!
01:04:35Be gone, Rumpelstiltskin!
01:04:37I...
01:04:39No, Master!
01:04:40No!
01:04:41No one deceived me!
01:04:43I will return!
01:04:46And take what is wrong!
01:04:56I have you.
01:04:57You're safe.
01:04:59I'll never let you go again.
01:05:02I'll never let you go again.
01:05:06No,act Inc.
01:05:07No,actyls!
01:05:09I'll never let you go again.
01:05:11I can't believe in the name of her and the name is 7.
01:05:15I'll never let you go again.
01:05:16No one has a clue on me.
01:05:18No one has a clue.
01:05:19And the name of her!
01:05:20I ask her..
01:05:21Is she laughing?
01:05:22No you should be a Ali?
01:05:24We are not!
01:05:26No!
01:05:27I don't need to say any of it.
01:05:28But her family is dead!
01:05:29No.
01:05:31I will not have any of it.
01:05:32I can't keep my eyes off,
01:05:34I am not even sure I am.
01:05:35Romaniate in Hague.
01:05:40Very good.
01:05:42Forgive me, your majesty.
01:05:46What disaster affects the kingdom that you disobey your queen's orders?
01:05:51If it would please you, I would have but two minutes of your time,
01:05:55without disturbing the young prince, of course.
01:06:03Spit it out, Sir Loafer.
01:06:05You want to raise the goat tax again?
01:06:08No, your majesty, I was merely...
01:06:09Merely what?
01:06:12The young prince.
01:06:16Now, his studies are important, of course, but
01:06:19you should also learn to hunt, to ride, to shoot a bow.
01:06:25All the things a man needs to know.
01:06:27He is going to be a king, not a mere man.
01:06:32He will have others to fight and hunt and shoot for him.
01:06:37I am teaching him how to think, so that when others whisper poison in his ear,
01:06:42he is smart enough to ignore it.
01:06:45A king who knows only books does not know the real world.
01:06:49And since when has any king ever known the real world?
01:06:52I was hardly plagued by visiting monarchs while I lived in my hovel.
01:06:57In time you will heed my wisdom, my queen.
01:06:59And until that fateful time, when fish live in trees,
01:07:03I bid you good day.
01:07:06Send for my father whilst you're at it.
01:07:11Yes, my colleague.
01:07:11Oh, I could get used to this.
01:07:22Technically, what you're doing is considered treason.
01:07:25Punishable by beheading.
01:07:26What's a little treason between family?
01:07:34Father, do you think I mollycoddled the boy too much?
01:07:37He's a boy.
01:07:40He needs to be out there playing.
01:07:42Getting into scrapes.
01:07:44Not stuck with his head in a book.
01:07:46Even if it could save his life?
01:07:50That creature's name was in there, you know.
01:07:53In the library, buried 70 pages deep in a three-volume beastry of the Fae Folk.
01:07:58And if I could have only read it, I might not nearly have lost him.
01:08:00Knowledge is power, I do it.
01:08:02But so is power.
01:08:07And that's key.
01:08:07You'll have that in spades, whether he can read a jot or not.
01:08:11I need to keep him on a longer leash.
01:08:15But I worry so.
01:08:17I was the same with you back when you was a child.
01:08:21I was scared to let you out of my sight in case you fell in the river.
01:08:25Never got any work done.
01:08:28Well, what changed?
01:08:30I taught you to swim, didn't I?
01:08:32Then I didn't give a shit if you fell in the river.
01:08:39That creature, whatever it was, has gone back to hell.
01:08:45Never to return.
01:08:46And you sent it there.
01:08:49Bookworm or not.
01:08:54You were right, of course.
01:08:56I always am.
01:09:02My master, I have served my punishment.
01:09:14Just give me one more chance to honor you.
01:09:16For seven years, I have heard your pleas.
01:09:20How is it possible?
01:09:21You are more a curse on mine ears, buried beneath the dirt, than you were above it.
01:09:29But all I want is the chance to serve, my master.
01:09:33Do not fail me again, imp, or I shall cleave you in two like a rotten crabapple.
01:09:41I shall not fail this time, my lord.
01:09:43All debts must be paid.
01:09:46How long must I sulk in the shadows and creep through the corridors like some ghost in clanging armor?
01:10:17Is fucking the queen not enough for you, that you need some honorary title to go with it?
01:10:24Lord of the queen's bedchamers.
01:10:26Knight of the holy cup.
01:10:27Please.
01:10:29Please.
01:10:30No.
01:10:33Marx.
01:10:36You are the queen.
01:10:40You can do what you want.
01:10:42We could...
01:10:42When I was the miller's daughter, I did as I pleased.
01:10:45Now, duty binds me every minute of the damn day.
01:10:49I do not understand.
01:10:50And neither do I.
01:10:51I was not born into this world.
01:10:53Lothar has his spies watching for every mistake I make.
01:11:00Any excuse to remove me from the throne and lighten my head from my body.
01:11:03And for Alaric's sake, I must remain queen.
01:11:09When he is of age, he will be king.
01:11:14And he can banish Lothar and the sisters and all the tattletales are caught.
01:11:18And then, we can do as we please.
01:11:25I...
01:11:26I have waited near eight years already.
01:11:30I cannot do another fine.
01:11:32My heart is already near broken.
01:11:35Jacob.
01:11:36No.
01:11:41Jacob, please.
01:11:42Bid you good night.
01:11:45Your Majesty.
01:12:00Help!
01:12:02Help me!
01:12:24Let me out!
01:12:32Come forward, show yourself.
01:12:48Come to rescue me, O fair knight.
01:12:53Why are you in this cell?
01:12:54What crime did you commit?
01:12:56Yes.
01:12:56None.
01:12:57It was mistaken identity.
01:13:01I...
01:13:02I do not have the authority to let you out.
01:13:06Allow me to speak with Sir Lothar in the morning and I...
01:13:08Handsome knight, such as yourself, does not have the authority to rescue a damsel in distress.
01:13:16I would owe you my life.
01:13:29At least keep me company.
01:13:31I would be ever so grateful.
01:13:37As you wish, m'lady.
01:13:40I am no lady.
01:13:41You said you would be grateful for me.
01:13:50You said you would be grateful for me.
01:13:52You said you would be grateful for me.
01:13:54You said you would be grateful for me.
01:14:04One, two, three, four...
01:14:16Eh?
01:14:19What?
01:14:20Now I...
01:14:34Except that to be important.
01:14:37What is it?
01:14:43Sister, it's the witching hour, don't you know?
01:14:47Is the young prince taking of a fever?
01:14:49No, no, my lord.
01:14:51The young prince is plump and well.
01:14:54I bring you news of the boy's grandfather.
01:14:57The Miller.
01:14:59What of him now?
01:15:01I have discovered that he has been conspiring with a nymph.
01:15:06And now, he is drunk and asleep on our dearly departed king's throne.
01:15:11An affront to all we hold dear.
01:15:16I think you say.
01:15:18Come, lord.
01:15:20You know what dwells in the forest?
01:15:24You've heard the Dark Lord whisper on the wind through the branches.
01:15:30How else do you think the Miller and his daughter spawned straw into gold?
01:15:36It was not the girl.
01:15:39It was the imp.
01:15:41Spindersheks.
01:15:43I knew it.
01:15:45I knew which he was involved.
01:15:50I shall deal with this myself.
01:15:53Clever sir Luther.
01:15:54Clever sir Luther.
01:15:55Thought I was a nun.
01:15:56Now he shall be undone.
01:15:57Time to let the games begin.
01:15:58For my name is Rumpelstiltskin.
01:15:59Oh, sister what is it?
01:16:04I thought I was a nun, now he shall be undone!
01:16:07Time to let the games begin, for my name is Rumpelstiltskin!
01:16:23My Queen, wake up!
01:16:27Sister, what is it?
01:16:29You must come quickly. Something has happened to your father.
01:16:34Let's go.
01:16:53Consortium, my devils.
01:16:56Acquiring the throne for your whore daughter by deception.
01:16:59Your punishment, my friend, is death.
01:17:09Acqu...
01:17:10What?
01:17:11Why?
01:17:12Why?
01:17:13You should be glad I spared the young prince the sight of his grandfather's execution.
01:17:17Too bad he'll have to witness his mother's.
01:17:18I want to devour you personally for this!
01:17:19Gus!
01:17:20Just in time! The Queen has gone quite mad!
01:17:23Caesar!
01:17:24No!
01:17:25It is Salotha! He's lost his mind, he's killed my father!
01:17:26Loyal soldiers of the realm!
01:17:27Don't listen to this impostor queen!
01:17:28She has gained her position by witchcraft and trickery!
01:17:29I am your queen, I command you!
01:17:30The second, sir!
01:17:31Sir Lotha's head is removed from his body.
01:17:33I will remove the taxes on beer and...
01:17:34I will remove the taxes on beer and...
01:17:35I am your queen, I command you!
01:17:36Too bad he'll have to witness his mother's.
01:17:37Too bad he'll have to witness his mother's.
01:17:38I want to devour you personally for this!
01:17:39I want to devour you personally for this!
01:17:40Gus!
01:17:41Just in time!
01:17:42The Queen has gone quite mad!
01:17:43Caesar!
01:17:44No!
01:17:45It is Salotha!
01:17:46He's lost his mind, he's killed my father!
01:17:47Loyal soldiers of the realm!
01:17:48Don't listen to this impostor queen!
01:17:49She has gained her position by witchcraft and trickery!
01:17:50I am your queen, I command you!
01:17:51The second, sir Lotha's head is removed from his body, I will remove the taxes on beer and
01:18:00mead!
01:18:01Lay her no heed!
01:18:02She is right through the devil's teeth planted there by a creature known as Spindlejanks!
01:18:07Spindlejanks?
01:18:08Where did you get that name?
01:18:09I see!
01:18:10Condemned by her own words!
01:18:11Fetch the sister of the stones!
01:18:12It is she who told me this wicked truth!
01:18:13It can't be true!
01:18:14It can't be true!
01:18:16It can't be true!
01:18:17It's she who told me this wicked truth.
01:18:19It can't be true.
01:18:21It can't be true.
01:18:23Take his head!
01:18:41Alari?
01:18:43Won't you come and play with me?
01:18:45Who are you?
01:18:47A friend.
01:18:49No, no.
01:18:51Don't be scared, friend.
01:18:53I'm not here to harm you.
01:18:55I'm here to play.
01:18:57It is the middle of the night.
01:18:59That's the best time
01:19:01to play with friends.
01:19:03When the moon is big and fat
01:19:05and all the grown-ups
01:19:07are fast asleep.
01:19:09No one telling you what to eat.
01:19:13No one telling you what to do.
01:19:15No one telling you to read
01:19:17all those dusty old books.
01:19:21Instead,
01:19:23you can be in the forest with me.
01:19:25Climbing all the trees.
01:19:27Eating all those delicious fruits.
01:19:29Yum yum yum yum.
01:19:31All you have to do
01:19:33is take my hand
01:19:35and we can play all night long.
01:19:39My mother.
01:19:41My mother.
01:19:43She would worry.
01:19:45Don't worry about your mother.
01:19:47She won't even know you're gone.
01:19:49We'll be back before she wakes.
01:19:51Are you sure?
01:19:53You can trust your new friend.
01:19:55Can't you, Alaric?
01:20:13Alaric!
01:20:15Alaric!
01:20:17What a nice night, isn't it?
01:20:45Yes, it's very nice.
01:20:47Not far now.
01:20:51Did you know
01:20:55that a human's flesh
01:20:57turns tough and bitter with age?
01:20:59I want to go home.
01:21:01I don't like it here.
01:21:03Home?
01:21:05But you are home,
01:21:07my young prince.
01:21:09For you were promised to me
01:21:11many years ago before you were born.
01:21:13I am...
01:21:15your destiny.
01:21:17I don't understand.
01:21:19Ask your mother.
01:21:21She was the one that promised me to you.
01:21:23She was the one that didn't want you.
01:21:25She wouldn't do that.
01:21:27Oh, she wouldn't, wouldn't she?
01:21:29I've got a few truths to tell you about your mother.
01:21:31She used you to get what she wanted from me.
01:21:35Used me to become queen.
01:21:37Gambled your life away
01:21:39over a silly little gay.
01:21:41But not me.
01:21:43I've wanted you from the beginning,
01:21:45little boy.
01:21:47Believe it or not,
01:21:49my mother didn't want me either.
01:21:51Or...
01:21:53was it my father?
01:21:54I can't really remember.
01:21:55It doesn't matter,
01:21:57because I hate the money way!
01:21:59No!
01:22:01No! Don't be afraid!
01:22:07You can't leave now, human!
01:22:09The game's only just begun!
01:22:13I told you before!
01:22:15You do not get to touch my son!
01:22:17Look who decided to turn up.
01:22:19Finally get to witness the game
01:22:21she was supposed to lose
01:22:23seven years ago.
01:22:25You do not scare me.
01:22:27Ah!
01:22:33Seven years underground,
01:22:35with only worms and beetles for friends.
01:22:37You learn a few new tricks, you see.
01:22:39Now,
01:22:41which part of the young prince
01:22:43will I nibble on first?
01:22:47I wonder if royalty has a different...
01:22:49tastes
01:22:51to all the peasant porpoise scum
01:22:53that I'm used to.
01:22:55I know who you are!
01:22:57How do you now?
01:22:59You're...
01:23:01You're...
01:23:03Rudy, no.
01:23:05Grumpy, grumpy, grumpy...
01:23:07What was that?
01:23:09Rump-o-bibbly-bop!
01:23:11Rump-o-thingy-be-dig!
01:23:13No, that's not my name!
01:23:15Oh, shush little child!
01:23:17Nobody likes their food at all back to them!
01:23:19Come here!
01:23:21Ah! It burns! It burns!
01:23:23What is this dark magic?
01:23:25I've been tricked!
01:23:27I had it written upon him
01:23:29so he would never forget the name.
01:23:31Rumpelstiltskin!
01:23:33No!
01:23:34Rumpelstiltskin!
01:23:35No!
01:23:36Rumpelstiltskin!
01:23:37No!
01:23:38Rumpelstiltskin!
01:23:39No!
01:23:40Rumpelstiltskin!
01:23:41No!
01:23:42No!
01:23:43No, be quiet!
01:23:44Be quiet!
01:23:45Dark lord of the forest!
01:23:47Rumpelstiltskin is here
01:23:49and once again
01:23:51he has failed.
01:23:53Your debt shall be impelled in pain!
01:23:57Rumpelstiltskin!
01:24:11He is not yours demon.
01:24:13The creature you promised him to you is no more.
01:24:16If he does not come willingly you cannot take him.
01:24:18No!
01:24:19Of the old way.
01:24:20Only from what I do.
01:24:22Until the next chapter is written, Queen Evelina.
01:24:29You're safe. You're safe.
01:24:32You cannot hurt us anymore.
01:24:52You're safe. You're safe.
01:25:10You're safe.
01:25:15You're safe.
01:25:25You're safe.
01:25:32You're safe.
01:25:38You're safe.
01:25:44You're safe.
01:25:46You're safe.
01:25:48You're safe.
01:25:50You're safe.
01:25:52You're safe.
01:25:54You're safe.
01:25:56You're safe.
01:25:58You're safe.
01:26:00You're safe.
01:26:02You're safe.
01:26:04You're safe.
01:26:06You're safe.
01:26:08You're safe.
01:26:10You're safe.
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