00:00Applause
00:02Applause
00:30Well, Sylvester, this is it.
00:59This is a fighter's training camp.
01:01Yeah, it's pretty, isn't it?
01:03Hey, who's that Rocky Jones you hired to get B. Keaton into shape for his insurance examination?
01:09Oh, Rocky used to be a great fighter, but he had trouble with his hands.
01:12Oh.
01:12And went bad on him.
01:13Hello, Mr. Sharkey.
01:14Hi.
01:15This is Rocky, the boy I hired to help me with, you know, get B.K. in shape.
01:20This is Mr. Sharkey, B.K.'s businessman.
01:22How do you do?
01:22This is my, uh...
01:25This is Sylvester.
01:27Hello.
01:29That's Mabel.
01:57Oh, Rocky's wife.
01:59Oh.
01:59And in case you guys are getting any ideas, it was just last week Rocky caught a guy making
02:04a pass at Mabel.
02:06What happened to him?
02:07Well, I can't dig him up just to show you.
02:11Rocky?
02:12Rocky, I want you to give B.K. the works.
02:14You know, setting up exercises, rub downs, you know, all that kind of thing.
02:17If I can get B.K. to sign a million-dollar insurance policy naming me as his beneficiary, my troubles
02:24are over.
02:25I get you.
02:25I'll take him down to the gym, put him in the ring, and I'll give him a good workout.
02:29I know, but take it easy, huh?
02:31Just leave him live a little bit, you know.
02:34I got you.
02:35Say, where is this physical wreck?
02:37Oh, he's out doing a little road work, you know?
02:40Listen, I'll tell you what you do.
02:41Take the boys into the mud bath, and I'll wait here for Keaton.
02:44Mud bath?
02:45What's the mud bath?
02:46That's where the mud is.
02:47Oh, okay.
02:48Walk this way.
03:10Hey!
03:11Don't stop me now.
03:12I got 71 yards to do.
03:15Hey, are you cheating?
03:16Hey!
03:17Yeah.
03:18Well, my name's Dave Watson.
03:20Glad I didn't know you.
03:21Glad I didn't know you.
03:22I'm here to get you in shape.
03:25Well, it won't be long now.
03:30Oh.
03:33There it is.
03:46What's the matter?
04:08That's cold.
04:10Well, remind me to have a heater for you.
04:11Oh.
04:12Well, remind me to have a heater for you.
04:13That's cold.
04:15We're going to need you.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:21Okay, I'm going to have a lid.
04:22Bye-bye.
04:22Well, it's very long.
04:23Well, thank you.
04:23Oh, my gosh.
04:24You can't talk to me.
04:26That's hard.
04:27Oh.
04:28Oh, my gosh.
04:29Oh, my gosh.
04:29I'm here.
04:30Oh, my gosh.
04:30Oh, my gosh.
04:33Bye.
04:33Oh, my gosh.
04:34Oh, my gosh.
04:35Oh, my gosh.
04:36Oh, my gosh.
04:37Oh, my gosh.
04:37Oh, my gosh.
04:39Oh, my gosh.
04:39Now we get into the real exercise, we got all those muscles loose and we got the blood flowing good, come on.
05:09Now I want you to pick up that barbell and hoist it over your head about 20 times.
05:24Here you are, you better forget that for a while and do a little rope skipping.
05:38Oh that's easy.
05:41Well I'll be back in a minute.
05:42I used to be good at this.
09:35Oh!
09:36Oh!
09:37Oh!
09:38Decentage!
09:39Decentage!
09:40Hello.
09:41I think you better go in for a little light workout.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Take these Indian clubs down here and work out with those for a little while.
09:57Let's work out with those for a little while.
10:04Do you know how to use these?
10:05Do you know how to use these things?
10:11Do you know how to use these things?
10:13Just take it easy.
10:14Just take it easy.
10:15You know.
10:16Just take it easy.
10:17Just take it easy.
10:18Just take it easy.
10:19You know.
10:23Now listen.
10:24Get to work on these for a while.
10:26I'll be back in about twenty minutes.
10:27I'll be back in about twenty minutes.
10:28But remember you've got about six rounds to go with Rocky this afternoon.
10:33So...
10:41How are you going?
10:44Do you?
10:46I'll be back.
10:49I love you.
11:00You are...
11:01Hy-rgh!
15:32Then when Rocky gets him in a clinch, instead of swinging at him, he'll take one whiff
15:37and pucker up.
15:38Pucker up.
15:39Oh, here comes BK now.
15:41BK, you look wonderful.
15:48You're in fine condition for the ring.
15:55You're in fine condition for the ring.
16:02You're in fine condition for the ring.
16:09You get over here and take care of the pail, I'll take care of the school.
16:14Hey, what are you doing?
16:21I told you to take it easy now.
16:23Hey, that's fine, that's fine.
16:31Hey, what am I doing?
16:32Hey, you better take care of the ring.
16:38Stand up.
16:40Well, listen, Mr. Sharkey, the first thing we do in getting the man in shape, where's the...
16:45Oh, there he is over there.
16:47Come on, get in the ring.
17:01Hey, Dave.
17:02Good afternoon.
17:18Oh, hello. Oh, how's your head?
17:24BK, don't you understand? That's Rocky's girlfriend.
17:28Who's Rocky?
17:29Him?
17:31He saw you with your arms around him this morning, and he's a very jealous man.
17:36Well, I was only... trying to...
17:41Hey!
17:51Hey!
17:52Let me see your fighting stance.
18:03This up here. Keep your chin down now.
18:15Listen.
18:16Now just listen to me.
18:17When he swings at your face, get your hands down.
18:19When he swings at your stomach, get your hands down.
18:21Jab with your left and counter with your right.
18:22You got it?
18:23Maybe you better watch me.
18:24Do just like I do.
18:25All right.
18:26Go.
18:30Go.
18:31Go.
18:32Go.
18:33Yeah?
18:34Go.
18:39Go.
18:45Go.
18:46That way.
18:47just like I do.
18:49Alright.
19:01Listen.
19:03You can't just stand still. Dance.
19:05Dance.
19:17Watch him.
19:29Just forget it.
19:31Do like I told you now and then just watch me
19:33and do what I do.
19:47Get here. Get here.
19:49Get here.
19:51Get here. Get here.
19:53Get here.
19:59Hold on.
20:05Haymaker.
20:07Haymaker. The great big hay.
20:09Come on.
20:17Come on.
20:19Come on.
20:21Come on.
20:23Come on.
20:25Come on.
20:27Come on.
20:29Come on.
20:31Come on.
20:33Come on.
20:35Come on.
20:37Now stay right in there.
20:39Don't let him scare you.
20:41You got him worried.
20:43Stay right in there.
20:45Come on.
20:51We can tell you're doing fine.
20:53Hey.
20:55I want you to take it.
20:57You can take it.
21:03Hey.
21:05My gloves aren't tied.
21:09It'll help you.
21:11You can take it.
21:13When you're right.
21:15Hit him.
21:17You can't lick him with one hand.
21:19Hit him.
21:21Hit him.
21:23Hit him.
21:25Hit him.
21:27Hit him.
21:29Hit him.
21:31Hit him.
21:33Hit him.
21:35Hit him.
21:37Hit him.
21:39Hit him.
21:41Hit him.
21:43Hit him.
21:45Hit him.
21:47Hit him.
21:49Hit him.
21:51Hit him.
21:53Hit him.
21:55Hit him.
21:57Hit him.
21:59Hit him.
22:01Hit him.
22:03Hit him.
22:05Hit him.
22:37The Buster Keaton Show, with Peter Leeds, Ray Erlenborn, Donna Gibson, Harold Goodwin, and Harvey Perry, presented by the Studebaker Dealers of Los Angeles County, was written by Clyde Bruckman and Ben Perry,
23:07directed by Philippe DeLacy, technical direction by Joseph E. Bluth, production designed by Seymour Clay, with original music by George Greeley, and this is Ed Reimers,
23:16inviting you to join us next Thursday at 8 o'clock for the Buster Keaton Show, presented by the Studebaker Dealers of Los Angeles County.
