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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for your Main Event of the Afternoon!
00:16And now at Discord Machine, we find ourselves at the Main Event of the Evening in our rematch.
00:22One of, if not the most anticipated rematch of the year so far.
00:26And where's the PWG Champion Super Dragon takes on the no-run component of Samoa Joe.
00:32Samoa Joe, now this is definitely a match that Southern California can be made for us.
00:38To let Samoa Joe beat Super Dragon by Pound Out as he basically slobbered Super Dragon into KO.
00:51You know, Super Dragon can not get back in the rim by the 20-pound. So bad.
00:57Now, Super Dragon, you know, is hanging out like this.
01:01In the, uh, social status.
01:03Ice cream show.
01:05Oh, right off the bat, Super Dragon attacking Samoa Joe, not letting Samoa Joe get the upper hand on him like last time.
01:13And Super Dragon obviously coming into this match with a game plan, just taking the fight right to Samoa Joe.
01:21And Super Dragon is not gonna let Samoa Joe come between him and the PWG Championship.
01:26And now, Super Dragon may be making his first mistake of the match,
01:30allowing Samoa Joe to go toe-to-toe with him.
01:33And now, Samoa Joe delivering elbows to the side of the head of Super Dragon.
01:36Oh!
01:37And sweeping the leg of Super Dragon out.
01:39And now, Samoa Joe not showing any ill effects from Super Dragon jumping the gun on him.
01:44Super Dragon trying to take it to Joe before he takes it to him.
01:48But, oh, really paying the price for that strategy.
01:51Now, that gargantuan knee drop by Samoa Joe.
01:55We've seen him do it many times before.
01:57And now, Super Dragon has seen it up close and personal.
02:01Two count only from referee Rick Knox.
02:03And here we are, early on in this match, Super Dragon attempting to get the jump on Samoa Joe.
02:07But, maybe a lapse in concentration or a lapse in planning,
02:10allowing Samoa Joe just to gain the upper hand very early on in this match.
02:15This could cost a Super Dragon dearly later as this match progresses.
02:19That's right. And what I was going to say earlier about going out with Super Dragon,
02:23I remember after the first match, it was on a Sunday, it was a day after the match,
02:28and Super Dragon never talks about feeling the pain in his matches.
02:32He says he felt like he was going to be retarded for the rest of his life after that match.
02:37He did. He most definitely felt that way.
02:39He was bruised all over the place on his neck, his chest, his arms, his legs, everywhere.
02:45And now, Samoa Joe with a running bootstrap across the face of Super Dragon.
02:50If you think that that mask offers any sort of protection from those size 12s of Samoa Joe,
02:56you are sorely mistaken, my friend.
02:58And Samoa Joe in firm control of this mask, the fans behind Super Dragon.
03:02But right now, things are not looking too up for the PWG champion.
03:06That's right. You wear a mask. I'm a part-time mask wearer.
03:10And so you would know how it feels to have a huge...
03:14Samoa Joe gave me those exact same maneuvers.
03:18And I had the inside...
03:20Oh!
03:21The inside of my face actually did more damage.
03:24It just scraped up and cut up my face.
03:26And Super Dragon may be feeling the same thing.
03:28But we can see Super Dragon's quickness over Samoa Joe,
03:31allowing him to gain the upper hand with the Dragon's Drew.
03:33And now that's Popeye Con, hello,
03:35taking Samoa Joe off of his feet on the outside of the ring.
03:38You're just going to see him.
03:39But he seems to have taken just as much out of the PWG champion,
03:43landing a bit awkwardly on his right...
03:46or actually left buttock.
03:48Indeed he did, but I think Super Dragon,
03:51and now Super Dragon putting his arm inside the ring,
03:53perhaps trying to disrupt the 20 count,
03:55not letting himself, you know,
03:57taking all precautions to prevent himself being counted out like last time.
04:02But Samoa Joe, if...
04:04Go for the Psycho Driver!
04:06Very early on.
04:07Now, Disco Machine, do you think...
04:09We both know Super Dragon very well.
04:11Do you think he has the power to lift Samoa Joe for the Psycho Driver?
04:15Perhaps the Psycho Driver 2, the Supernatural Dragon,
04:19which is more of a leverage type of move.
04:21But Samoa Joe, those powerful legs,
04:24preventing Super Dragon from...
04:27Excuse me, from hooking in the kerbstomp,
04:29and now Super Dragon holding on.
04:31That's the move that put Super Dragon out of their last encounter.
04:34The belly-to-belly suplex over the top rope.
04:37Super Dragon holding on to the top rope,
04:39and then the clap on the ears of Samoa Joe.
04:42But as I was going to say,
04:43do you think Super Dragon has the power...
04:45Oh!
04:46That STO or Super Dragon went to the elbow in the corner.
04:49Does Super Dragon have the power
04:51to lift Samoa Joe up to the old-fashioned Psycho Dragon?
04:55The Psycho Dragon...
04:56Oh!
04:57Elbows will see him!
04:58Knocking Super Dragon back into the fourth row of this machine.
05:01Does he have the power to lift him to the Psycho Dragon?
05:03It's certainly not up to that maneuver.
05:05My God, that would take...
05:07That would take the life out of most men.
05:10And Super Dragon is not most men.
05:12But still, he's a mortal man.
05:14And Super Dragon...
05:16Oh my God!
05:18Somebody really needs to get over there and see if he's still alive.
05:21Samoa Joe, slow to his feet as well.
05:23Slow to get to his feet.
05:24Now, Samoa Joe, we see him use that maneuver very often.
05:27But I have to believe that every time he does it,
05:30it takes a lot out of him.
05:32It takes...
05:33You know what I mean?
05:34He's...
05:35That's nearly 300 pounds of weight crashing into his opponent,
05:39then crashing to the floor.
05:40And you know what I mean?
05:41It's tougher for a big man to get up than a little man to get up.
05:45I mean, that's the adage they say in Batsu.
05:47You can knock a light heavyweight down five times and he'll still get up.
05:50You can knock a heavyweight down once and he won't get up for the rest of the night.
05:54And Super Dragon now being counted out,
05:59I believe the count is at 12.
06:01Super Dragon's slow to get up.
06:03Samoa Joe, though, if he wins by count out,
06:06he does have a victory over Super Dragon,
06:08but he doesn't have the PWD Championship.
06:10We saw this last month with Homicide.
06:12Homicide was looking to maybe embarrass Super Dragon.
06:17Now the crowd behind Super Dragon wanting this match to continue,
06:21not wanting it to end so quickly,
06:23with Super Dragon getting into the ring
06:25and the fans maybe anticipating a repeat of their last encounter, Disco Machine.
06:30That's right.
06:31And actually, that was the champion's advantage.
06:34So the fact that Samoa Joe should have been rooting just as much for Super Dragon
06:39to get back into the ring.
06:40Samoa Joe should have been pulling Super Dragon into the ring
06:42and trying to win by a pinfall or submission.
06:45And those Toshiaki Kawada-style boots to the face,
06:48those quick, quick boots.
06:50And now Super Dragon, he's got to be seeing birds, stars, or rainbows.
06:55Oh, God!
06:56Oh, it's a beautiful powerbomb.
06:58Super Dragon kicks out, and Samoa Joe counters into the step-over toehold face lock.
07:04And Disco Machine, it is my goal to make that the last time of the night that I say a new word.
07:11Come on!
07:13You know, it's okay.
07:15It's okay.
07:16I've been realizing, it's been my crush for the night.
07:19You know, I've felt, you know, maybe a bit out of it.
07:22I know I've had a bit of a, a bit of illness you saw yesterday.
07:25And vomiting multiple times for the first time in many years, actually.
07:28Breaking my street.
07:29And not drinking!
07:30Not, not, not alcohol induced.
07:32Just, uh, illness induced vomiting.
07:34And, uh, so I, you know, I was feeling a bit out of it.
07:37And, you know, still feeling some of the side effects.
07:39And so, you know, perhaps that could be a bit, a lapse in my vocabulary.
07:44That's okay.
07:45It's okay.
07:46And you know what?
07:47Um, you're not, you're not a thesaurus.
07:49As much as you think that you are, you're not.
07:51I am, I am not the human thesaurus.
07:53But Samoa Joe, the human brontosaurus.
07:56Or human clobbersaurus, I should say.
07:58With that kick to the, that shin kick to the face.
08:00Right between the eyes of Super Dragon.
08:02Now Samoa Joe wringing the arm.
08:04Shooting Dragon into the ropes.
08:05Dragon reverses an elbow to the side of Samoa Joe's head.
08:08Could be going for the lariat.
08:09Samoa Joe reverses into that power slap.
08:12He covers very quickly.
08:13Two count only.
08:14Super Dragon able to kick out Samoa Joe.
08:17Very, very nearly became the PWD champion with that deal.
08:20Ah!
08:21Fuck!
08:22He shot you down.
08:27Come on down, man.
08:29Come on down, man.
08:30All right.
08:31It's okay.
08:32Do not, do not be mad.
08:33It's the burritos talking.
08:34It's that rancid burrito that you had.
08:36That's giving you such gas.
08:38It's okay.
08:39As bad as you feel, Super Dragon feels a lot worse.
08:42And now, up and over.
08:44Shades of Ric Flair blocking the clobbering attempt by Samoa Joe.
08:48Super Dragon with a trio of elbows, dazing Samoa Joe a bit.
08:52Sending him out to the rim.
08:53Oh!
08:54The leg lariat taking Samoa Joe off his feet.
08:57Super Dragon hooks the leg, looking for the victory.
08:59Two count only.
09:00No three count fall for Super Dragon that time.
09:03And we saw earlier that Samoa Joe with that power slam did a lateral press.
09:08If he would have hooked the leg, he would have won it.
09:10And Super Dragon hooking the leg, but still Samoa Joe powering out of it.
09:15How long was that between the tennis center?
09:17A minute maybe?
09:18Not a year?
09:19Maybe like 40 seconds?
09:20Possibly seconds.
09:21It was.
09:22And now Samoa Joe again, avoiding the Psycho Driver attempt.
09:25If Super Dragon was able to hook Samoa Joe early on in the match with the Psycho Driver,
09:29how is he ever going to be able to hook him after, you know, taking 20 minutes or, you know,
09:3510, actually at this point, 10 minutes of punishment.
09:38Oh!
09:39Oh!
09:40Wow.
09:41Curbstomped with that emblem.
09:42Oh!
09:43That broad nose of Samoa Joe proving to be his downfall as he's curb stomped by Super Dragon.
09:49Two count only.
09:51Super Dragon, a very, very good improvisational maneuver as he unable to get the arms of Samoa Joe,
09:59so he just grabs him by that broad nose.
10:01That's right.
10:02Had to hook onto something.
10:03And now Super Dragon.
10:05The foot stops to the back of the head.
10:06This could be it, Disco Machine.
10:08He pulls him over.
10:09He hooks the leg.
10:10He covers.
10:11Two.
10:12Two count only.
10:13You can see Rick Knox and his fingers just centimeters from scoring the third count on
10:17that fall attempt.
10:18He's won many, many matches that way Super Dragon has and only getting a two count on this
10:23huge, huge Samoa, the shop, the violence party.
10:27Now the violence party is in full effect in the corner.
10:30Samoa Joe is on the receiving end of those chops, those elbows.
10:34And now Super Dragon pulling Samoa Joe up to the top rope.
10:38He's hooking the legs on the outside.
10:39He could be going for the blue thunder bomb off the top.
10:42But no, Samoa Joe, you can never win a headbutt contest with a Samoan.
10:46But Super Dragon knows that you can give him some shots to the jaw and that will put him out for the match.
10:52And now Super Dragon going for the butterfly suplex off the top.
10:58Taking him down the crowd is on their feet as Super Dragon with a feat of strength.
11:04He hooks the leg.
11:05One, two.
11:06Two count only is Samoa Joe able to kick out of that butterfly suplex off the top, Disco Machine.
11:12Now you have to believe that every maneuver that Super Dragon does has been to a man a little bit bigger than him.
11:19A little bit.
11:20Or a little bit smaller than him.
11:21Yeah, a little.
11:22But this man is almost twice his size.
11:24Not twice his size.
11:25He's almost got 100 pounds on Super Dragon.
11:27I believe he's got 60 or 75 pounds on Super Dragon.
11:31And so Super Dragon an incredible feat of strength.
11:34Using his leverage and using Samoa Joe's body weight, his leverage going down to just pull him over into that now Super Dragon.
11:41Going for the swing DDT.
11:42Samoa Joe blocks into a Death Valley Dragon.
11:44But he hooks.
11:45He's got the leg.
11:46Two count only.
11:48Rick Knox going for the three count.
11:52Hit Samoa Joe's knee.
11:54I believe Samoa Joe's own knee prevented him from getting the three count Disco Machine.
12:00That is, you know, Rick Knox the consummate professional.
12:03But that may have been a bit of an error in judgment and cost Samoa Joe the match.
12:09And you saw Samoa Joe just the look of frustration of pure disappointment on his face as Super Dragon was able to kick out.
12:18Maybe given a valuable tenth of a second by Rick Knox colliding with Samoa Joe's amply sized knee.
12:25Oh my God.
12:27And now Samoa Joe kind of regrouping, as it were, in the ring against the PWG champion.
12:33What's he going to do with him here?
12:35He pulls him into the corner.
12:36Now Samoa Joe, those sumo style slaps to the face.
12:40Just going.
12:41And now Super Dragon.
12:43He does not play that game, boy.
12:45And now pulling over.
12:46The diving elbow to the side of the head.
12:49Samoa Joe.
12:50Samoa Joe down to one knee, but not off of his feet completely.
12:54And Super Dragon knows it's going to take more than that to put Samoa Joe out.
12:58Samoa Joe going for the right hand.
13:00Super Dragon ducks.
13:01Samoa Joe goes for the left and drops him down.
13:03Super Dragon drops him down.
13:04And now Samoa Joe off of his feet.
13:07This is, in a match like this, Super Dragon, he cannot measure the match in one victory.
13:13He has to measure it in a series of small victories.
13:15And that is the first.
13:16Oh my God.
13:17He's got him up.
13:18He's got him up.
13:19There's no machine.
13:20Psycho Driver.
13:21Psycho Driver by Super Dragon.
13:24Incredible maneuver.
13:26Samoa Joe.
13:27Samoa Joe.
13:28He's just taking the Psycho Driver by Super Dragon.
13:32And very wisely rolls out of the ring.
13:36Disco machine.
13:37It had to be on pure instincts.
13:39Pure instincts and pure adrenaline.
13:41I can't believe I've seen it.
13:43I doubted Super Dragon.
13:45But never again.
13:46Rick Knott's administering the 20 count.
13:49And Super Dragon rolling out of the ring.
13:52He knows that this match is all but over with.
13:55If he can roll Samoa Joe back into the ring.
13:58But now, Samoa Joe just out on his back.
14:02Super Dragon needs to roll Samoa Joe into the ring in order to win this match.
14:08To capitalize on that adrenaline-based maneuver disco machine.
14:12That could be easier said than done.
14:13How do you get this huge man back into the ring after a maneuver like that?
14:17Samoa Joe, 260, 270 pounds.
14:20It is no easy test to lift 260 pounds of dead weight back into the ring.
14:27And get him into a pinning predicament.
14:30Rick Knott's I believe at a 12 count.
14:33Super Dragon is holding his back.
14:36Trying to get Samoa Joe into the ring.
14:38Samoa Joe breaks off.
14:40A right hand.
14:41A second right hand.
14:42Taking Super Dragon off of his feet.
14:44With Samoa Joe down on his back.
14:46I believe a 14 count.
14:5019.
14:5220.
14:53Rick Knott's I was mistaken.
14:54Super Dragon has won this match by KO.
14:57Just like Samoa Joe beat Super Dragon earlier.
14:59What's this?
15:00And now Super Dragon, a doppelganger, has entered the ring.
15:03He's got Super Dragon hooked up.
15:05He's got his legs grapevine.
15:06And now he's got him hooked.
15:08Now Super Dragon 2, curve stomping.
15:10After this hard fought match by Super Dragon, retaining the title, Super Dragon 2, curve stomping.
15:26Now Disco Machine, look at this, you are in the ring putting the blows to Super Dragon 2.
15:31Super Dragon 2 escaping from you Disco Machine.
15:34disco machine, but what have we seen here? Number one, we have seen Super Dragon retain the PWD
15:39championship by knockout on the outside by cycle driving Samoa belt, and number two, we have seen
15:45the second Super Dragon, Curtain Stomp Super Dragon number one, and it's blatant.
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