the Adventures of Mark Twain (1985) Kids Klassics Home Video Print (1988 VHS?)

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In this claymation film, celebrated author Mark Twain (James Whitmore), displeased with the state of humanity, sets off in a hot-air balloon to meet his celestial destiny: Halley's Comet. Stowed away on the craft are beloved characters from Twain's stories -- Tom Sawyer (Chris Ritchie), Becky Thatcher (Michele Mariana), and Huckleberry Finn (Gary Krug). As Twain's balloon ascends ever higher to its ultimate goal, his literary creations try to persuade him of the essential goodness of man.  Produced and Directed by Will Vinton Executive Producer Hugh Tirrell Screenplay by Susan Shadburne Music Composed and Arranged by Billy Scream Character Designer Barry Bruce Set Design Joan C. Gratz and Don Merkt

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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji

00:04:41Oh, I could see...

00:04:43Oh, you know what?

00:04:45He could see.

00:04:46And he stopped...

00:04:47He let me shake his hand.

00:04:49You shook his hand.

00:04:50Oh, that's nothing.

00:04:51He's invited us to be the...

00:04:53First inspectors of his balloon.

00:04:54Yes.

00:04:55Is that just more your Hot Air Tom Sawyer...

00:04:57Come step lively.

00:04:58You'd best be getting aboard.

00:04:59So long Beckying...

00:05:01Tom...

00:05:02несes a suicide wedge.

00:05:06Why are you really going in that thing, Mr. Twain?

00:05:08Travel has no longer any charm for me.

00:05:12I've seen all the foreign countries I care to see,

00:05:15except for heaven and hell,

00:05:17and I have only a vague curiosity as concerns one of those.

00:05:23No, friends, I go to meet the comic.

00:05:28He's not really going to do that.

00:05:30Yes, indeed, I surely plan to.

00:05:33But that's dangerous.

00:05:34Come on, Huck. Come on, hurry up.

00:05:36You're nothing but a liar in a stowaway, Tom Sawyer.

00:05:40Are you too, Huck fan?

00:05:41Yes, that's right.

00:05:42You mustn't!

00:05:43Halley's Comet.

00:05:45I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835 when I was born,

00:05:51and I expect to go out with it.

00:05:56Oh, dear, my sheep.

00:05:59Oh, I'm looking forward to that.

00:06:05Hiya.

00:06:06Welcome to the hurricane net.

00:06:16It's Tom.

00:06:17Be careful.

00:06:18Be careful.

00:06:19Be careful, Tom.

00:06:24Tom, where are you?

00:06:26Great Scott.

00:06:27What a contraption.

00:06:29Oh.

00:06:30What?

00:06:31Look at that, Tom.

00:06:37I thought I saw someone.

00:06:39Gee, Willis.

00:06:43Look at this.

00:06:46Wow.

00:06:50Huck?

00:06:51Uh-oh.

00:06:53Whoopee!

00:06:53We're on our way.

00:06:56Oh, no.

00:06:58Great Scott, we gotta get off.

00:07:00Oh, what's the matter with you?

00:07:02Now I'll be celebrating.

00:07:04Tom Sawyer, the Aeronaut.

00:07:06Ha!

00:07:07That'll show that Becky factor.

00:07:08Show her what?

00:07:10Caught you out, didn't I, Tom Sawyer?

00:07:12You are stowaways.

00:07:14Becky?

00:07:15You're no balloon inspector?

00:07:17Neither are you.

00:07:19Oh, are you ever gonna catch it when your Aunt Polly gets a hold of...

00:07:23Huck!

00:07:24Boys!

00:07:25Tom, huck!

00:07:26Mark, twang!

00:07:27And Becky Thatcher.

00:07:29How do you know our name?

00:07:30Hello, my angelfish.

00:07:33More every day you remind me of my wife, Livvy, God rest her.

00:07:38Same combination of innocence and sand.

00:07:41Same carefree laugh of a girl.

00:07:45What happened to Livvy, Mr. Twain?

00:07:48To the helm.

00:07:49We've worked the dough.

00:07:52Mr. Twain, there's been some kind of an accident.

00:07:55I think, uh, a miscalculation.

00:07:58Not by a considerable sign.

00:08:00But we're taken off.

00:08:02What a view.

00:08:04How are we gonna get down?

00:08:05You keep a tight tongue, Huck.

00:08:07This is bully up here, Mr. Twain.

00:08:09This is glorious.

00:08:10Did we ever strike you lucky?

00:08:12How high are we?

00:08:13How are we gonna get back down?

00:08:16Down is not our destination, my boy.

00:08:19Oh, no.

00:08:21You mean we're...

00:08:22Where are we going?

00:08:23To Haley's Comet.

00:08:26Haley's Comet?

00:08:27We can...

00:08:29Burn to a crisp.

00:08:31It'll be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't meet up with that comet.

00:08:38Have a look back here.

00:08:40The man's plumb crazy.

00:08:42I wanna show you something.

00:08:43Well, I'm not.

00:08:44You stick with me.

00:08:45See here.

00:08:48We cross the Atlantic and catch this trade wind to where the comet's parabola comes close to the earth.

00:08:54Or close enough.

00:08:57How come a writer knows so much about pilotin' and navigatin'?

00:08:59Cause long before I was a writer, I was a Mississippi riverboat pilot.

00:09:07Say, that's an uncommon fine frog.

00:09:10Well, that's Homer.

00:09:11You know, t'was a frog like Homer that put me in the writin' business.

00:09:16Huh.

00:09:16I wrote a story about the celebrated jumpin' frog of Calaveras County.

00:09:23That's right here.

00:09:25Home of Jim Smiley and his famous frog, Donald Webster.

00:09:29Famous frog?

00:09:30Will you tell me what in tarnation a frog could do to get himself famous?

00:09:34Oh, Tom.

00:09:35I've been tryin' everything I know.

00:09:36And I ain't even a little bit famous yet.

00:09:39Well, I'll tell you all about him.

00:09:41Just as it was told to me.

00:09:45What a fella, that Jim Smiley.

00:09:48Always betting on anything that turned up.

00:09:51Only thing is, he made sure he won every bet.

00:09:57He catched a frog one day and took him home and said he'd calculate to educate him.

00:10:02Oh, a frog once is educatin' and he can do most anything.

00:10:10So he never done nothin' for three months.

00:10:13Set in his backyard and learn that frog to jump.

00:10:16You bet he did learn him, too.

00:10:18All right, then.

00:10:19Let's just see how far you can go.

00:10:25Woo-wee!

00:10:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:10:28Come on back now.

00:10:30Work forever, see!

00:10:32Smiley knew a sucker when he saw one.

00:10:48What might that be you got in a barrel?

00:10:51Eh, might be a parrot.

00:10:52Might be a canary.

00:10:54Maybe.

00:10:55But ain't.

00:10:57It's only just a frog.

00:10:59So it is.

00:11:05What's he good for?

00:11:07Well, he's good enough for one thing, I should judge.

00:11:10He can out-jump any frog in Calaveras County.

00:11:14Well, I don't see no pints about that frog is any better than any other frog.

00:11:23Hmm.

00:11:24Maybe you just don't understand frogs.

00:11:28Anyway, I got my opinion.

00:11:31And I'll just rest $40 that he can out-jump any frog in Calaveras County.

00:11:36Well, I'm only a stranger here.

00:11:42I ain't got no frog.

00:11:45But if I had a frog, I'd bet you.

00:11:48That's all right.

00:11:49I'll go get you a frog.

00:11:51You hungry, frog?

00:12:05Smiley went to the swamp and slopped around in the mud for a long time.

00:12:10Finally, he fetched a frog and fetched him in to give him to this fella.

00:12:23Hew-reeky!

00:12:26Well, there he comes.

00:12:28There's your frog!

00:12:31The likes of that.

00:12:33Like that.

00:12:34Slickin' the frog.

00:12:36Put my money on Smiley's frog.

00:12:40Me, too.

00:12:41Count me in.

00:12:42Now then, if you're ready, set him alongside of Dano with his forepaws even with Dano's,

00:12:49and I'll give the word.

00:12:51All right.

00:12:52On your marks.

00:12:53Get sick.

00:12:54Get.

00:12:55Come on.

00:12:56Get.

00:12:57Get him up.

00:12:58What's your misery here?

00:13:01Will you start jumping?

00:13:02I don't know.

00:13:04Hurry up.

00:13:06I said get.

00:13:07You're doing good, Rosie.

00:13:08Get over there.

00:13:10Get on the snow line.

00:13:15Get going.

00:13:16Go on.

00:13:18Go on.

00:13:19Go on.

00:13:20I'll get you ready.

00:13:21Go on.

00:13:21Hey.

00:13:22Hey.

00:13:22Don't moving me.

00:13:24Don't moving me.

00:13:25Don't move me.

00:13:28Oh, no.

00:13:32Oh, no.

00:13:32Jump.

00:13:33Jump.

00:13:33Get going.

00:13:33Jump.

00:13:34Jump! Jump, frog!

00:13:36Get going!

00:13:42We want frogs!

00:13:44What do you mean you want?

00:13:46Uh, blame it, Miley, that was the last $40 I had.

00:13:50Oh, my murder!

00:13:55Well, as I said before,

00:13:58I don't see no pints about that frog.

00:14:01It's any better than any other frog.

00:14:03I do wonder why, in tarnation,

00:14:06that there frog just give up.

00:14:08Wonder if ain't something the matter with him.

00:14:11Appears look mighty baggy somehow.

00:14:16Why blame my cats if he don't weigh 50 pounds?

00:14:24I've been hornswoggled!

00:14:26He was the maddest man.

00:14:28He took out after that fella,

00:14:30but he never catched him.

00:14:33Oh, shucks, I could write a better story than that and...

00:14:39Tom!

00:14:40That's what I said myself when I heard it.

00:14:43It was a big success, all the same.

00:14:46I became a writer.

00:14:48I haven't worked a day since.

00:14:51Now, that's the job I'd like to get.

00:14:54If you get out of here alive.

00:15:04Mmm. There she is.

00:15:07How come you want to catch that comet so bad, Mr. Twain?

00:15:13Oh, ho, ho, ho!

00:15:14The comet and I are a part of the plan, Angelfish.

00:15:19No doubt the Almighty has said here.

00:15:21Here goes those two unaccountable freaks.

00:15:24They came in together.

00:15:26They must go out together.

00:15:28Here, set your eyes on this celestial schooner.

00:15:37Ooh.

00:15:39Now, it's out of heart, one of them spectacles.

00:15:42It's beautiful.

00:15:43It's beautiful.

00:15:45Well, Tom and Huck and I...

00:15:48Well, see, we're not so sure that...

00:15:50That I know what I'm doing up here?

00:15:52What?

00:15:54Well, Angelfish, it's just like piloting a river.

00:15:57You get to know the shape of it.

00:16:00Like following a hall at home in the dark.

00:16:03And even if you feel some fear, you know no harm can come to you.

00:16:09Cause you travel that hallway a hundred times.

00:16:12Nothing but bare feet and face.

00:16:29What are we gonna do?

00:16:30You know your own self.

00:16:32We gotta find a way off of this here balloon Tom Sawyer.

00:16:35Adventure or no?

00:16:37Okay, now Homer, over here.

00:16:39Over there.

00:16:42Well?

00:16:44I got a plan.

00:16:46Just starting to brew.

00:16:48Well, what is it?

00:16:49First we gotta get Becky off.

00:16:51She talks too much.

00:16:52Can't keep a secret.

00:16:54So me and Huck was thinking we should set her down and let Becky off.

00:16:58Things are liable to get pretty rough.

00:17:00What?

00:17:01There is nothing comparable to the endurance of a woman.

00:17:04But this is different, Mr. Twain.

00:17:05We're aeronauts and girls don't belong.

00:17:07That's aeronauts.

00:17:13She would have to horn in on this expedition.

00:17:15Whoa!

00:17:16There's that thing again.

00:17:17Come on.

00:17:18Let's go investigate.

00:17:19Tom?

00:17:20Where are you going?

00:17:21This thing's really amazing.

00:17:22I just mean it creeps.

00:17:23Hmm.

00:17:24Table of contents.

00:17:25Welcome to the complete work of Mark Twain.

00:17:26This is the indexivator.

00:17:27Choose your story and proceed to the correct floor.

00:17:28Hmm.

00:17:30Let's have a look around.

00:17:31Okay, now, Tom, I gotta know about this secret plan if we're gonna be partners.

00:17:35Okay, we're gonna watch and learn just the most we can about flying this here balloon.

00:17:40and proceed to the correct floor.

00:17:42Hmm. Let's have a look around.

00:17:45Okay, now, Tom,

00:17:46I gotta know about this secret planet

00:17:48if we're gonna be partners.

00:17:49Okay. We're gonna watch and learn

00:17:52just the most we can about flying this here balloon.

00:17:54Welcome to Engine Joke!

00:17:55Look!

00:17:57Wow, that was close.

00:17:59I don't ever want to meet that guy again.

00:18:01He was scary.

00:18:03Well, what then?

00:18:04Huh?

00:18:06What you said after we learned the most we can

00:18:09about this here balloon?

00:18:11Welcome to the Library Billion Room!

00:18:13Have you ever seen a place like this, Huck?

00:18:15Tom, where are you going?

00:18:19Listen here, Tom.

00:18:21I want to...

00:18:22Huh?

00:18:23Look at all this. What a contraption.

00:18:25Tom, I gotta know about the plan.

00:18:27I guess those must be the classics

00:18:29everybody's always talking about.

00:18:31What's a classic?

00:18:32Something everybody wants to have read,

00:18:34but nobody wants to read.

00:18:36Welcome to the Library Billion Room!

00:18:39Oh, here you are.

00:18:40Duh, killin' it.

00:18:41What you guys doing?

00:18:44Oh, what's this thing do?

00:18:46Go ahead, give it a try.

00:18:48That's my monument to Adam and Eve.

00:18:51There she goes again.

00:18:53Hmm.

00:18:57Thanks.

00:18:58They're naked.

00:18:59So are we all the day we're born.

00:19:02But we learn to be modest.

00:19:06Not all over.

00:19:07Just in places.

00:19:12But it's just as well, I suppose.

00:19:17Naked people have little or no influence in society.

00:19:21The way I heard it,

00:19:25that E caused nothing but trouble.

00:19:27Well, I heard that each found the other

00:19:29a considerable nuisance.

00:19:31Uh-huh.

00:19:31In the beginning.

00:19:33Perhaps you would be interested in my research.

00:19:36Yes, sir. I surely would.

00:19:37And so would I.

00:19:38Well, have a look here.

00:19:41The Diary of Adam and Eve.

00:19:43Huh.

00:19:44It all started with the world's first birthday party.

00:19:48There.

00:20:07Oh.

00:20:09Oh, this is nice.

00:20:16Oops.

00:20:18What am I doing?

00:20:20There.

00:20:21Okay.

00:20:24Hmm.

00:20:25This is good.

00:20:33This is cute.

00:20:34Oh, what a surprise.

00:20:49He's going to love this place.

00:20:54Adam.

00:20:56This is for you.

00:20:58Oh, oh, yeah.

00:21:08Oh, oh, yeah.

00:21:11Adam.

00:21:13Oh, watch it.

00:21:14Watch that one.

00:21:16Adam.

00:21:17What?

00:21:19It's for you.

00:21:21Hello?

00:21:21Oh, no.

00:21:24What?

00:21:31Aha!

00:21:37Oh!

00:21:38Ow!

00:21:39Oof!

00:21:39Ah!

00:21:40Oh!

00:21:42What?

00:21:44Hmm?

00:21:46Hmm.

00:21:47Hmm.

00:21:48Hmm.

00:21:49Hmm.

00:21:49Mmm.

00:21:51Hmm.

00:21:52Oh, dear.

00:21:53Hmm.

00:21:59Hmm.

00:22:00Oh.

00:22:02Ah.

00:22:03Ah.

00:22:04Oh.

00:22:05Ho, ho, ho.

00:22:07Ah.

00:22:08Aha.

00:22:09Okay.

00:22:11Oh.

00:22:13Oh, here we go.

00:22:14Oh, oh.

00:22:15Oh, ho, ho.

00:22:16Oh, ho, ho.

00:22:17Yahoo!

00:22:20Hmm?

00:22:22Hmm.

00:22:23Oh.

00:22:24Oh, ho, ho.

00:22:26Oh.

00:22:27Oh, ho, ho.

00:22:28Oh, ho, ho.

00:22:29Oh, ho, ho.

00:22:30Oh, ho, ho.

00:22:31Oh, oh.

00:22:32Oh, give it a moment.

00:22:33Oh.

00:22:34Yahoo!

00:22:37Mmm.

00:22:38Mmm.

00:22:40Mmm.

00:22:41Mmm.

00:22:43Mmm.

00:22:44Mmm.

00:22:45This was truly paradise, and Adam figured to keep track of it all.

00:22:55But as it turned out, someone else was keeping track of paradise as well.

00:23:15Saturday! I think it is a man. I had never seen one, but it looked like one.

00:23:31I feel more curiosity about it than about any of the other reptiles.

00:23:36It has frowsy hair, no hips, and tapers like a carrot, so I think it is a reptile.

00:23:43Though, it may be architecture.

00:23:48I was afraid of it at first, for I thought it was going to chase me.

00:23:59But it was only trying to get away.

00:24:02I waited a good while, then gave it up and went home.

00:24:08Sunday!

00:24:10Today, the same thing. I've got it up a tree again.

00:24:16It is resting, I suppose.

00:24:19It looks to me like the creature is more interested in resting than anything else.

00:24:24It was trying to catch the speckled fishes that play in the pool, and I had to claw it to try to make it go up the tree again and let them alone.

00:24:48Hmm. This new creature is a good deal in a way.

00:24:52I wish it would hang out with the other animals and leave me alone.

00:24:56The new creature eats too much fruit. This morning, found it trying to shake apples out of that forbidden tree.

00:25:12Wanting to make friends, I tried to get him some of those apples.

00:25:16I failed. But I think the good intention pleased him.

00:25:20Oh, oh, where's my...

00:25:22Ladder.

00:25:26During the last day or two, I have taken the work of naming things off his hands.

00:25:36He is evidently very grateful.

00:25:43The new creature says it looks like grass.

00:25:47That is not a reason.

00:25:49It is imbecility and high-handed, it seems to me.

00:25:53Everything's named before I can lodge a protest.

00:26:01I get no chance to name anything myself.

00:26:07He has no gift in that line.

00:26:09I do not let him see that I'm aware of his defect.

00:26:17The naming goes recklessly on in spite of anything I can do.

00:26:23My life is not as happy as it was.

00:26:32Sunday.

00:26:35The new creature says its name is Eve.

00:26:39That's all right. I have no objections.

00:26:42It says it's to call it Eve when I want it to come.

00:26:46In that case, I said it was superfluous.

00:26:50This morning, he used a surprisingly good word.

00:26:57Yes, it is a large good word and will bear repetition.

00:27:00Superfluous.

00:27:04Superfluous.

00:27:06Where did he get that word?

00:27:08I don't think I've ever used it.

00:27:10Superfluous.

00:27:12Yeah, yeah, I like that one.

00:27:14Friday.

00:27:15She took to beseeching him to stop going over the fall.

00:27:29But they had no other use that he could see.

00:27:31I went over the falls in a barrel.

00:27:37Not satisfactory to her.

00:27:40Went over in a tub.

00:27:45Still not satisfactory.

00:27:46What I need is a change of scene.

00:28:06I escaped last night.

00:28:07But she hunted me out.

00:28:31We'll immigrate again when the occasion offers.

00:28:34Sunday.

00:28:43Hmm.

00:28:44Huh?

00:28:47Hmm.

00:28:48Mm-hmm.

00:28:49What?

00:28:51Why now?

00:28:52I don't...

00:28:53Huh.

00:28:55Oh, I got...

00:28:56Huh.

00:28:57Huh.

00:28:57I...

00:28:58For Adam, Sunday was getting to be more and more trying.

00:29:01It was selected and set apart as the day of rest.

00:29:10I go to the water when I need someone to talk to.

00:29:16It is a good friend to me.

00:29:20And my only one.

00:29:21It talks when I talk.

00:29:26It is sad when I am sad.

00:29:29And it comforts me with sympathy.

00:29:36She nearly strangled and said it was most uncomfortable.

00:29:41Now, this made her sorry for the creatures that live there, which she calls...

00:29:45Fosh.

00:29:46Fish.

00:29:48I don't see that they are any happier than they were before.

00:29:52Only quieter.

00:29:58He is avoiding me.

00:30:00And seems to wish I would not talk to him.

00:30:03So, I made friends with animals.

00:30:06She thinks that things aren't right.

00:30:18The buzzard, for instance.

00:30:19She thinks it was intended to live on decayed flesh.

00:30:25But we cannot overturn the whole scheme to accommodate the buzzard.

00:30:29They both should fall, or they both should fly.

00:30:38I don't know which.

00:30:44One of these is a fake.

00:30:46Congratulations, my dear.

00:30:49You have discovered the law of gravity.

00:30:54Why, so I have.

00:30:57I always say it's best to prove things by actual experiment, or you'll never get educated.

00:31:02Don't you agree?

00:31:04Oh, I do indeed.

00:31:06Knowledge is not easily come by.

00:31:09But there is a fine adult education course nearby, if you're interested in that sort of thing.

00:31:16Really?

00:31:18She is taken up with a snake.

00:31:20And I'm glad, because the snake talks, and this enables me to get some rest.

00:31:26But he advised her to keep away from that tree.

00:31:30He told her it would bring death into the world.

00:31:33But that's wonderful, Adam.

00:31:35You'll have fresh meat for the buzzards, and the lions and tigers can quit eating that ridiculous grass.

00:31:41Have you ever looked at their teeth, Adam?

00:31:43They aren't herbivores.

00:31:44If I foresee trouble, we'll immigrate.

00:31:49He escaped, and rode all night as fast as he could go.

00:31:55Hoping to get clear of the garden and hide in some other country, before the trouble over that apple should begin.

00:32:01Let's get going.

00:32:02Come on.

00:32:04Come on.

00:32:34Come on.

00:32:36There.

00:32:38Uh-oh.

00:32:40Wait!

00:32:44Whoa!

00:32:48Uh-oh.

00:32:54Holy cow, what was that?

00:32:58It's fully a lightning storm.

00:33:02Look!

00:33:06All hands on deck, quickly now.

00:33:12It's a blind night out!

00:33:18What a storm!

00:33:20Homer! Homer, come back!

00:33:22All hands laid off!

00:33:24Look out! We're gonna crash!

00:33:26Like hell we are!

00:33:28Get me up at the station!

00:33:30Get me up at the station!

00:33:32Get me up at the station!

00:33:34Move!

00:33:36For the pressure valve!

00:33:38Gotta find a mark!

00:33:40On!

00:33:42Fetch the sounding ground!

00:33:46Found off!

00:33:50Found off!

00:33:52Found off!

00:33:54Found off!

00:33:56I'm saying things, Homer.

00:33:58The trigger! Pull the trigger!

00:34:00Mark 15!

00:34:02Think!

00:34:0415!

00:34:0615!

00:34:0715!

00:34:0815!

00:34:0915!

00:34:1015!

00:34:11What?

00:34:12What?

00:34:13What?

00:34:14I thought I saw someone!

00:34:16Me too!

00:34:17Ah!

00:34:18We've hit a bar!

00:34:19Wait, Mark!

00:34:20We're coming about!

00:34:22Moving the stabilizer!

00:34:24Come on!

00:34:29Fry's over, boys!

00:34:30What can I do?

00:34:31Is this the whale?

00:34:32Maggie!

00:34:33Take the whale!

00:34:34That is, you go!

00:34:35What's happening down there?

00:34:37Hang on there, little fella!

00:34:38I can't see!

00:34:39What's happening?

00:34:40No!

00:34:41Homer!

00:34:47I can't look!

00:34:49Hang on, Homer!

00:34:51Help me!

00:34:52Hang on!

00:34:53I can't see!

00:34:54Hey!

00:34:55Hey!

00:34:56Hey!

00:34:57Hey!

00:34:58Hey!

00:34:59Hey!

00:35:00Homer!

00:35:01Who's the last one?

00:35:02Sam, sir!

00:35:03Ah!

00:35:04Devil!

00:35:05Devil!

00:35:06My hand!

00:35:07Maggie!

00:35:08Maggie!

00:35:09Ah, the starboard!

00:35:10Spinner!

00:35:11Spinner!

00:35:12Spinner!

00:35:13We're heading for the rocks!

00:35:15And we'll leave!

00:35:16Hook!

00:35:17Your head up!

00:35:20No, not that way!

00:35:21Oh, stop her!

00:35:22Sir, Maggie!

00:35:23Mr. Twain!

00:35:24Stop her!

00:35:25The other way!

00:35:26The other way!

00:35:27What?

00:35:28Oh, no!

00:35:29Oh, no!

00:35:30Back her!

00:35:31Quick!

00:35:32Quick!

00:35:33Quick!

00:35:34My God!

00:35:35Back the immortal troll out of her!

00:35:36Oh, no!

00:35:37Oh, no!

00:35:38Oh, no!

00:35:39Ah!

00:35:40Oh, no!

00:35:41Oh, no!

00:35:42Oh, no!

00:35:43Ah!

00:35:44Oh, no!

00:35:46Oh, no!

00:35:47Ah!

00:35:48Oh, no!

00:35:49Ah!

00:35:50Oh, no!

00:35:51Ah!

00:35:52I had one eye!

00:35:53Ah!

00:35:54You're the queen!

00:35:55Ah!

00:35:56Oh, no!

00:35:57Ah!

00:35:58Oh, no!

00:35:59Now, now, we're in, I'll get home.

00:36:04Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:07Good round, fellas.

00:36:08Now.

00:36:17Let's go.

00:36:27Here, I'll take her now.

00:36:29Here, I'll take her now.

00:36:59Here, I'll take her now.

00:37:03Plus, training is everything.

00:37:06I mean, a cauliflower is just a cabbage with a college education.

00:37:10I'll show you the ropes later on.

00:37:14Here, I'll take her down and get warm.

00:37:15Here, cabbages.

00:37:19I don't think we're ever going to get back home.

00:37:36Oh, yes, we are.

00:37:37Oh, yes, we are.

00:37:38Tom's got a plan, don't you, Tom?

00:37:40Huh?

00:37:41What?

00:37:42Huh?

00:37:43What in the...

00:37:44What in the...

00:37:45Aunt Polly?

00:37:47To the inventions of Tom Sawyer?

00:37:48Where are they?

00:37:49Uh...

00:37:50Oh.

00:37:51Oh.

00:37:52Oh.

00:37:53Oh.

00:37:54Oh.

00:37:55Oh.

00:37:56Oh.

00:37:57Aunt Polly?

00:37:58What's going on?

00:37:59What?

00:38:00Oh.

00:38:01Where'd it go?

00:38:02Oh, we're home.

00:38:03Oh, Huck, open the door.

00:38:04Hurry up.

00:38:05Oh.

00:38:06Oh.

00:38:07Oh.

00:38:08Oh.

00:38:09Oh.

00:38:10That was close.

00:38:11She was going to make me whitewash that old fence again.

00:38:13Tom Sawyer, you chowderhead.

00:38:15Open that door.

00:38:16If you want off so bad.

00:38:17Oh, no.

00:38:18Oh, no.

00:38:19Where'd it go?

00:38:20Close enough to home to bark our shins, and now it's gone.

00:38:25Look, somebody's coming.

00:38:27Oh, Mr. Twain.

00:38:30What's the matter?

00:38:32Welcome to the inventions of Tom Sawyer.

00:38:36Hey.

00:38:37Am I already famous?

00:38:39Don't you care about nothing else, you lummox?

00:38:42Fame is a vapor.

00:38:44The only earthly certainty is oblivion.

00:38:48Welcome to the mysterious stranger.

00:38:51What?

00:38:54What?

00:38:55Hello.

00:38:56Who are you?

00:38:59An angel.

00:39:03What's your name?

00:39:04Satan.

00:39:06Hello.

00:39:07What's the matter?

00:39:09Nothing.

00:39:10Only it's sure a sorry name for an angel.

00:39:13Oh, wow.

00:39:14Please, come in.

00:39:15Come on.

00:39:16Amazing.

00:39:17It's like an island.

00:39:18Very good.

00:39:19Very good.

00:39:20Did you see that?

00:39:21How do you learn to do that?

00:39:22I didn't learn it at all.

00:39:23It's like an island.

00:39:24Come on.

00:39:25Come on.

00:39:26Come on.

00:39:27Amazing.

00:39:28It's like an island.

00:39:29Amazing.

00:39:30It's like an island.

00:39:31Very good.

00:39:32Did you see that?

00:39:33How do you learn to do that?

00:39:34I didn't learn it at all.

00:39:35It comes naturally to me like other curious things.

00:39:40Are you hungry?

00:39:41Sure am.

00:39:42What kind of fruit do you like the most?

00:39:43Oranges.

00:39:44Apples.

00:39:45Grapes.

00:39:46Oh.

00:39:47Where'd he go?

00:39:48What happened to him?

00:39:49There.

00:39:50Naturally to me like other curious things

00:39:55Are you hungry sure am

00:39:58What kind of fruit do you like the most?

00:40:02oranges apples grapes

00:40:14Where'd he go what happened to him?

00:40:20oh boy can we help you may make some people I'll make the king and queen

00:40:33I'm gonna make a soldier

00:40:40Look at that little village

00:40:45There here's a buddy now. We'll give them life

00:40:50They're moving. Looks like my pamp on saturday night

00:40:55Wow look they're moving

00:40:57There's like regular people

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00:44:11that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race never quite sane at

00:44:19night we're only waiting for the right moment now right moment for what Becky do you swear not to

00:44:44tell sure on your grandmother's bones well do ya yeah we're gonna hijack this balloon what hijack

00:45:01can't you see it Tom Sawyer aeronaut saves airborne friends from madman's death wish

00:45:14so

00:45:21so

00:47:23Right?

00:47:24Yeah.

00:47:26Yeah.

00:47:28Mr. Twain?

00:47:29Mm-hmm?

00:47:30What's this?

00:47:32Now, you be careful there.

00:47:34That's the central power panel.

00:47:36Ah, London.

00:47:40Right on schedule.

00:47:41Good thing, too.

00:47:43That comet won't be around again till I'm 150.

00:47:46By that time, I may have changed my mind.

00:47:49All right, scouts, what'd you uncover?

00:47:55Well, the steering looks pretty easy.

00:47:58I found the power thrusters, but I know...

00:48:00Well, I've found a way to stop this ship cold.

00:48:02I reckon it's Mr. Twain.

00:48:12I am the only man living who understands human nature.

00:48:17God has put me in charge of this branch office, and I retire.

00:48:22There'll be no one to take my place.

00:48:26I shall keep on doing my duty.

00:48:29But when I get over on the other side, I want to use my influence to have the human race ground again.

00:48:38This time, ground good.

00:48:40No omission.

00:48:42No art.

00:48:43Sometimes the old man seems powerful and unhappy.

00:48:56I think he's lonely.

00:49:00I think he's asleep.

00:49:02Thunderation, we struck it lucky.

00:49:03This is our chance.

00:49:04What?

00:49:05Uh-oh.

00:49:06We're gonna sashay on over there, hogtie Mr. Twain, and hijack this here ship.

00:49:11But don't be a couple of sissies in the face of real adventure.

00:49:23Tom, is this necessary?

00:49:27There.

00:49:28That ought to hold him.

00:49:30Hey, don't set those keys there.

00:49:33The key always has to be just out of the prisoner's reach.

00:49:36So he can plan his escape.

00:49:38Confound it.

00:49:39That's foolish, Tom.

00:49:40To the helm, Aeronauts.

00:49:42That's Aeronauts.

00:49:44Come on.

00:49:47Welcome to the rookie.

00:49:48Now it's Mickey.

00:49:49Look, we had you all tied up.

00:49:52Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:49:55That was just a little writer's block.

00:49:58Never saw such escape artist.

00:50:01You look about as disappointed as Presbyterians in hell.

00:50:05They're thinking we're going to die when we meet up with that comet.

00:50:23Suppose we do die.

00:50:25Is there truly a heaven or a hell?

00:50:31Huh?

00:50:32Oh, I don't know.

00:50:33I don't want to express an opinion.

00:50:35You see, I'd have friends in both places.

00:50:41Now consider old Captain Stormfield.

00:50:46Come on over here, Tom.

00:50:48I've got something to show you.

00:50:57Look at that.

00:50:59Stormfield, is that you?

00:51:00Why, who are there, Mark Twain?

00:51:03Where might you be going?

00:51:05I might.

00:51:06Huh?

00:51:07I most assuredly am going to heaven.

00:51:09Ah, an optimist.

00:51:13Racing his own comet, too.

00:51:16Stormfield's a man with faith.

00:51:18Means he's willing to believe in what he knows ain't so.

00:51:26What was that?

00:51:30Oh, my.

00:51:33Well, quick, where are you from?

00:51:37San Francisco.

00:51:44Is it a planet?

00:51:46Planet?

00:51:47Why, it's a city.

00:51:49And moreover, it's one of the biggest and the finest.

00:51:51Well, that's delightful.

00:51:54But we don't deal in cities here.

00:51:56Where are you from in a more general way?

00:52:01Beg your pardon.

00:52:02Ooh.

00:52:03Uh, put me down for California.

00:52:08Is it a constellation?

00:52:11Oh, my goodness, no.

00:52:13It's a state.

00:52:14I'm from America.

00:52:16The United States of America.

00:52:19There ain't any such orb.

00:52:22Orb?

00:52:22What are you talking about, young fella?

00:52:25It ain't an orb.

00:52:26It's a country.

00:52:28Why, America is one of the finest.

00:52:30Silence!

00:52:34That once and for all.

00:52:36Where are you from?

00:52:38Hmm.

00:52:39Just say I'm from the world.

00:52:41What world?

00:52:43Why, uh, the world, of course.

00:52:47The world.

00:52:49Well, there's billions of them.

00:52:51Well, the one that has the sun and the moon and Mars and Neptune and Jupiter and Venus and Saturn.

00:52:56Ah, Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter.

00:52:59Seems to me we had a man from there eight or nine hundred years ago.

00:53:02Now, did you come straight here from your system?

00:53:12Um, yes, sir.

00:53:17That is not true.

00:53:19And this is no place for a fifth.

00:53:23You wandered from your court.

00:53:26How did that happen?

00:53:27Oh, I'm sorry.

00:53:30I take back what I said.

00:53:32I confess.

00:53:33I raced a little with a comet one day.

00:53:35Only just the least little bit.

00:53:37Only the tiniest little bit.

00:53:38So, that divergence has caused all this trouble.

00:53:42Well, it's landed you at a gate.

00:53:43There's billions of leagues from the right one.

00:53:46Oh.

00:53:49Oh, go on in.

00:53:51You'll be safe forever and you won't have any more trouble.

00:53:54Next.

00:53:55I'm off.

00:53:57Well, quick.

00:53:59Where are you from?

00:54:01Well, I beg your pardon, mister, but ain't you forgot something?

00:54:05Forgot something?

00:54:10Not that I know of.

00:54:12Why, my harp and my wreath and my halo and my hymn book and my palm branch.

00:54:19I never heard of these things before.

00:54:21Oh, trust me, you won't be conspicuous in this district without it.

00:54:27Well, good day.

00:54:39Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

00:54:41Yes!

00:54:42Yes!

00:54:44Woo!

00:54:44Turn me on!

00:54:45Woo-hoo-hoo!

00:54:46Woo!

00:54:46Do it again to me just like that, yes!

00:54:49Oh, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!

00:54:52Woo-hoo!

00:54:53Woo-hoo!

00:54:54Woo-hoo!

00:54:54Oh, yeah.

00:54:55Oh, yeah.

00:54:55I'm a queen, but I don't care.

00:54:57I don't care.

00:54:58Yes!

00:54:59Yes!

00:55:00Yes!

00:55:01Yes!

00:55:02Okay, then.

00:55:02One more time!

00:55:03Yeah!

00:55:04Yes!

00:55:05All right!

00:55:05Yes!

00:55:06Yes!

00:55:07Yes!

00:55:08Yes!

00:55:09Yes!

00:55:10Yes!

00:55:11Yes!

00:55:12Well, look who's here.

00:55:23Uh, you know, I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.

00:55:31Oh, perfectly correct.

00:55:36Did you imagine that the same heaven would suit all sorts of people?

00:55:39Oh, go that way.

00:55:42Oh, a million leagues or so.

00:55:45Well, thank you, sir.

00:55:46So long.

00:55:47Au revoir.

00:55:48It's been swell.

00:55:50It's been grand.

00:55:58Arp, aim book, air wings, halo, size 13, size 13, Captain Eli Stormfield of San Francisco.

00:56:05San Francisco, you betcha.

00:56:06Make him out a clean bill of health and let him in.

00:56:08Show me a cloud. I'm all right now.

00:56:14I think.

00:56:16Oh, sorry. I forgot.

00:56:19Let's be quiet.

00:56:21Ah-ha, a hem book and wings?

00:56:25Good God, what a swindle.

00:56:29I'm led to consider a different path.

00:56:32Heaven for climate.

00:56:33Hell for company.

00:56:38Either way, you gotta die to get there.

00:56:41Land sakes!

00:56:43Set her back!

00:56:44What's that?

00:56:46Ah, the sphinx.

00:56:48Nothing to be afraid of. It's only the fangs.

00:56:51That's sphinx.

00:56:56Now, with the right wind, we should go aloft right here.

00:57:01The comet is still some time off.

00:57:03Best we should impose on this great beast to secure our anchor.

00:57:08We're cooked. That's the end.

00:57:10We're gunners.

00:57:11There is no satisfied than a young pessimist.

00:57:16Except an old optimist.

00:57:19Ah, let's see.

00:57:21We'll have to wait...

00:57:23Come on!

00:57:23...to ascend until exactly six o'clock.

00:57:27So when the alarm goes off, the knife cuts the rope, and the axe smashes the...

00:57:37Shh!

00:57:38What?

00:57:39Thought I heard him coming.

00:57:40Nah, it's only Homer.

00:57:42I think that ought to do it.

00:57:45Why don't we just take the axe and smash it now?

00:57:48What's the good of a plan that's no more trouble than that?

00:57:51Timing's everything.

00:57:53You heard, Mr. Twain.

00:57:55Six o'clock.

00:57:57Come on.

00:57:58Come on.

00:57:58My good old ancestor, Adam.

00:58:19How deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam and Eve.

00:58:29That brought death into the world.

00:58:31The diary.

00:58:39Oh, yeah.

00:58:40Yeah.

00:58:41We never finished Adam and Eve's story.

00:58:43Oh, that's right.

00:58:45I guess we have time.

00:58:46Sure.

00:58:47We've got plenty of time.

00:58:49Oh.

00:58:50Let's see.

00:58:50Where were we?

00:58:51Oh, yeah.

00:58:52Eve had just eaten the apple and rearranged the world a little.

00:58:55After the disaster, Adam found a place outside the garden

00:59:03and was fairly comfortable for a while.

00:59:06Hmm.

00:59:09Hmm.

00:59:11Hmm.

00:59:12Hmm.

00:59:15Hmm?

00:59:19Hmm.

00:59:21I was not sorry she came.

00:59:23There are but meager pickings here,

00:59:25and she brought some of those apples.

00:59:28It was against my principles.

00:59:30But I find that principles have no real force

00:59:34except when one is well fed.

00:59:38Oh.

00:59:39Oh.

00:59:40Ah.

00:59:41Ah.

00:59:42Oh.

00:59:43Oh.

00:59:45Ah.

00:59:46Oh.

00:59:47Ah.

00:59:50Ah.

00:59:51Ah.

00:59:53Ah.

00:59:56Hmm.

00:59:59I find she's at least a companion.

01:00:01I would be lonely and depressed without her

01:00:04now that we've lost our property.

01:00:06Ah.

01:00:23Hmm.

01:00:24Hmm.

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01:00:46Tuesday.

01:00:59She says it is ordered that we will work for a living hereafter.

01:01:03She will be useful.

01:01:05I will superintend.

01:01:15Oh!

01:01:16What is it?

01:01:21Fire!

01:01:24How do you know?

01:01:25It looks like fire.

01:01:27It annoyed him that I should know, and he must ask.

01:01:31How did it come?

01:01:32I made it!

01:01:34What are these?

01:01:35Coals.

01:01:36He picked one up, but changed his mind and put it down again.

01:01:40Then he went away.

01:01:42Nothing interests him.

01:01:44I was mistaken about her in the beginning.

01:01:51Perhaps it is better to live outside the garden with her than inside without her.

01:01:57Would you like to see my etchings?

01:01:59Eve calls it cane.

01:02:09I believe she caught it in the timber.

01:02:11It's a new and different kind of animal.

01:02:15A fish, perhaps.

01:02:19Sometimes she carries it in her arms half the night when it complains and wants to get to the water.

01:02:23I have never seen her do this with any other fish, and it troubles me greatly.

01:02:31I have come to like sundays.

01:02:37Superintending all the week tires the body so.

01:02:39I have not seen a fish that could laugh.

01:02:49This makes me doubt.

01:02:51I do not love Adam on account of his brightness, though I think in time it will develop.

01:02:57He is self-educated and really knows a multitude of things.

01:03:07But none of them are true.

01:03:11It isn't a fish.

01:03:13In my judgment, it is either an enigma or some kind of bug.

01:03:18I never had a thing perplex me so.

01:03:20Perhaps I could take it apart and see what its arrangements are.

01:03:29It is not a kangaroo.

01:03:31It is probably some kind of bear.

01:03:37This resemblance to words is extraordinary and is a thing which no other bear can do.

01:03:43This one will be less dangerous when it has company of its own species.

01:03:47I will make an exhaustive search.

01:03:58Why do I love him?

01:04:01I guess just because he is a man and because he is mine.

01:04:17It has been a weary hunt.

01:04:21Yet I have had no success.

01:04:24But without so much as stirring from home, she has caught another one.

01:04:29I never saw such luck.

01:04:32They were children.

01:04:42Adam and Eve discovered it in time.

01:04:44It was their coming in that small shape that puzzled them.

01:04:51Abel is a good boy.

01:04:53But if Cain had stayed a bear, it would have improved him.

01:04:57It is my deepest hope that we may pass from this life together.

01:05:18But if one of us must go first, let it be me.

01:05:23For he is strong and I am weak and am not...

01:05:26And am not so necessary to her as she is to me.

01:05:31Life without him would not be life.

01:05:35How could I endure it?

01:05:36Wind in the east.

01:05:43I think we shall have rain.

01:05:44I think we shall have rain.

01:06:14What is it?

01:06:16Well, it's, uh...

01:06:18Valentine.

01:06:21Valentine?

01:06:23Where did you get that word?

01:06:25It looks like a valentine.

01:06:30It's a good word and bears repeating.

01:06:34The garden is lost, but I have found him and am content.

01:07:00Where ever she was, there was Eden.

01:07:27I'm tired and old.

01:07:45I wish I were with my living.

01:07:50That's really why you want to meet the comet, isn't it?

01:08:06And I am looking forward to that.

01:08:09But, Mr. Twain, we're too young to die.

01:08:22Die?

01:08:23Fiddlesticks, you're not gonna die.

01:08:25But how are we gonna get home?

01:08:27So as I get to that comet, this vessel's all yours.

01:08:30This ship?

01:08:32You mean it?

01:08:33Fully!

01:08:35Oh, no.

01:08:39Tom?

01:08:40The power...

01:08:41No.

01:08:44Oh, no.

01:08:46What the...

01:08:48What in tarnation?

01:08:50The power!

01:08:51Dad, blame it!

01:08:52What's going on?

01:08:53We, uh, smashed the power panel!

01:08:55What?

01:08:56We didn't know.

01:08:57We're trapped in here.

01:08:58If we can't get to the emergency power switch, the airbag will blow us all to hell.

01:09:03Oh, no.

01:09:04Mom, Sawyer, I ought to knock you up the portal!

01:09:08Come on!

01:09:09Tom, let me try.

01:09:13It's too small.

01:09:15There must be a way.

01:09:16Wouldn't bet on it.

01:09:17Homer, he can do it.

01:09:19Homer?

01:09:19Huh?

01:09:20This is serious.

01:09:21I've been educating him.

01:09:22He can do most anything.

01:09:24Oh, it's a chance in a million.

01:09:26At least give him a try.

01:09:27What else we got?

01:09:28All right.

01:09:30Huck, the emergency power button is just inside the back rail, near the helm.

01:09:34One foot forward of the stabilizer control wheel.

01:09:37And what's the distance between my hand and the stabilizer control wheel?

01:09:40Oh, about 14 feet.

01:09:4314 and a half feet.

01:09:44Okay, Homer, 14 and a half big ones as the crow flies.

01:09:46Inside the fence, hold the back clip so you can see the driver, then slide one big one due east.

01:09:50What the?

01:09:53It's the pressure.

01:09:54Oh, no.

01:09:55Well, here goes.

01:09:57All right, Homer.

01:09:58One bureaucracy.

01:10:05Dread.

01:10:06He missed.

01:10:07I knew he couldn't.

01:10:08What are we gonna do?

01:10:09Homer!

01:10:11Homer!

01:10:12Homer!

01:10:13Homer!

01:10:14Homer!

01:10:15Come on, you old toad.

01:10:17Hit the button.

01:10:19Homer!

01:10:21Homer!

01:10:23Will you listen to me, Homer?

01:10:30Huh?

01:10:31Bye, Ching, see, did it.

01:10:33Yay, Homer!

01:10:34Woo-hoo!

01:10:34Well, that's lively, you swags!

01:10:37Let's go!

01:10:38Explorers, name your names!

01:10:40Husband, red-handed!

01:10:41King Tom, the sort of aeronaut!

01:10:44To your battle stations!

01:10:46Come on.

01:10:47Yay!

01:10:47Whoopee!

01:10:48Homer, you're a hero.

01:10:51Let's go.

01:10:55Uh-oh.

01:10:56There it goes.

01:10:58Damn, we missed it.

01:10:59Let's catch it.

01:11:01Aye, aye.

01:11:01And a starboard.

01:11:04Okay, here we go.

01:11:10We need altitude.

01:11:13Jettison the superfluous.

01:11:17Across the typesetter.

01:11:19First damn investment ever made.

01:11:21Yeah!

01:11:28Shove the formal ware.

01:11:30I'm all I need.

01:11:34Hold on there.

01:11:35Kick that manuscript.

01:11:37Won't be published for years yet.

01:11:38We are fast rising from affluence to poverty.

01:11:43It's way ahead of us.

01:11:59Stand home.

01:12:00Right.

01:12:05Condition the auxiliary thrusters.

01:12:07Aye, aye, sir.

01:12:08All right, pour out the coal.

01:12:12Yes, sir.

01:12:14All hands lay tuned.

01:12:17Raise the stabilizers.

01:12:19Put some stabilizer to them.

01:12:23Stabilizers activated, sir.

01:12:29Tom?

01:12:30Yes, sir.

01:12:31Lower the pressure valve.

01:12:32Okay, we're catching it.

01:12:35Here, let me help, Tom.

01:12:45Meteor.

01:12:48Watch out ahead, sir.

01:12:55Don't be afraid.

01:12:56Providence will text, children.

01:12:59And it is.

01:13:00I know it's true.

01:13:02I tested it.

01:13:08I got it.

01:13:15We're here.

01:13:19Walt, we're here.

01:13:20Fire up the handy retriever.

01:13:30You got one.

01:13:38Got another one.

01:13:40Yeah.

01:13:50Fill it out.

01:13:50This is critical.

01:13:52We're entering the tunnel.

01:13:53Huck, pull back the thrusters.

01:13:55One half.

01:13:55Aye, Captain.

01:13:56We must be very careful.

01:13:57It's getting shallow.

01:14:03Marky.

01:14:04I can't see.

01:14:05Ah, but led there.

01:14:07To the sounding guns.

01:14:09Yes, sir.

01:14:11Sound on.

01:14:16Mark three.

01:14:18Mark three.

01:14:20I had one third.

01:14:21Yes, Captain.

01:14:24Halfway.

01:14:24Starboard half-way.

01:14:25Starboard half-way.

01:14:26Starboard half-way.

01:14:26Mr. Twain.

01:14:28Good job.

01:14:30Hi-ya.

01:14:31Back to search.

01:14:32Aye, aye, sir.

01:14:33Come on.

01:14:34Sound out.

01:14:37Last-way.

01:14:38Fort last-way.

01:14:39Now stand by, Huck.

01:14:47Far-point.

01:14:49Far-point.

01:14:50Far-point.

01:14:52Now let her have it.

01:14:53Every ounce you got.

01:14:55Far-point.

01:14:59Dad.

01:15:00Blonde.

01:15:03I.

01:15:05I'm-

01:15:07I'm...

01:15:08I'm-

01:15:08Hang on.

01:15:11Okay.

01:15:12Yes!

01:15:12Woo!

01:15:13Woo!

01:15:14Woo!

01:15:15Woo!

01:15:16Woo!

01:15:17Woo!

01:15:18Woo!

01:15:19Woo!

01:15:20Woo!

01:15:21Woo!

01:15:22My kings, we've done it.

01:15:26We made it.

01:15:27I've got it.

01:15:28That was bollocks.

01:15:30Great guns.

01:15:31That was well done.

01:15:34Cabbages to cauliflower.

01:15:37Yeah.

01:15:38Okay, calm down, Homer.

01:15:46Come on out and show yourself.

01:15:49There you go.

01:15:50Scaring everybody again.

01:15:51You wanted me long enough.

01:15:54Let's get this over with.

01:15:56Two more trains?

01:15:56What's going on?

01:15:57How can there be two?

01:15:58This is craziness.

01:16:00Everyone is a moon and has a dark side,

01:16:04which he never shows to anybody,

01:16:07if he can help it.

01:16:09I've seen you before.

01:16:11You've been on this ship the whole time, haven't you?

01:16:16Why don't we tie that other one up

01:16:18to keep him from going with you?

01:16:20Yeah.

01:16:20He's such a rap, Scallion.

01:16:22He must come with me, Tom.

01:16:24I'm not whole without him.

01:16:26What about us?

01:16:27You shall ably sail a Marquane around the world for a long time.

01:16:33You are a capable crew, and this ship, a large enough body of work that you may live forever or long enough.

01:16:43My books are water.

01:16:46Those are the great geniuses of wine.

01:16:50Everybody drinks water.

01:16:55Let me see.

01:16:57There are a number of things I need to tell you before I go.

01:17:00Always obey your parrots when they are present.

01:17:11Be respectful of your superiors, if you have any.

01:17:16Rise early, for it is the early bird that catches the worm.

01:17:20I once knew a man who tried it, got up at sunrise, horse bit him.

01:17:26It's time.

01:17:31I'm still considering whether to go.

01:17:34I have never seen an atom of truth that there is a future life.

01:17:39Yet I am strongly inclined to expect one.

01:17:44Anyway, don't be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.

01:17:51Well, and I'm not as big a fool as Stormfield.

01:17:55If I can't swear, I won't stay.

01:18:09Mr. Twain, where's the comet going now?

01:18:24To Eden, angelfish.

01:18:26Back to Eden.

01:18:28I found this in Adam and Eve's diary.

01:18:42You can have it.

01:18:47Yeah, well, I found these.

01:18:49The human race, in all its poverty, has only one truly effective weapon.

01:19:01Laughter.

01:19:02Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand it.

01:19:13Whoa!

01:19:15Big one!

01:19:16Rub, rub, rub.

01:19:17Okay, now, level her out.

01:19:20Well, this was one adventure Mr. Twain wouldn't get around to writing.

01:19:23Steady as you go.

01:19:24So I figured to get it all down before I forgot a single thing.

01:19:27Let me help you write it, okay?

01:19:29After all, I am pretty much the hero.

01:19:31Well, I...

01:19:32And when it's done, we'll get it to a publisher, just like Mr. Twain.

01:19:35Okay, okay, you start asking for it, Huck.

01:19:37Okay, ready?

01:19:38The Adventures of Mark Twain by the great, famous, world-renowned, celebrated author and...

01:19:44Aeronaut, Tom Sawyer.

01:19:47Flash of comet fire, coming to find you, almost blinded by the light.

01:20:04His destiny was clear.

01:20:10The comet leaves today, and even waits tonight.

01:20:18Chasing the lights, leaving the night to heroes, heroes.

01:20:26Chasing the lights, leaving the fight to heroes, heroes, heroes.

01:20:39We say long through the night, soldiers in fortune.

01:20:47Tell the story if we can.

01:20:49We say long through the night, heroes, heroes, heroes, heroes.

01:20:54You have to know the dreams, the devils and the gods, before you know the man.

01:21:04Chasing the lights, leaving the fight to heroes, heroes.

01:21:11Carry the lights, we have pride of heroes, heroes, heroes.

01:21:18They see acht, heroes, heroes, heroes, heroes, heroes.

01:21:28They see Ooh, blue light, damage and això, heroes.

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