00:00If I ever design this house for you, I don't like you.
00:04Yeah, we don't want to see you again. Ever.
00:06I am going with Chevron because I like someone to get vertigo as soon as they walk into a room.
00:12I would have that as soon as you walk in the house. That's the first thing you see.
00:15I'm going to put that on the front door.
00:16I'm going for that vintage orange oak because I want to un-renovate the house.
00:20Builder-grade crap.
00:21I have a rule in all of my designs.
00:23I don't design around hanging dead animals on the wall.
00:26So I'm going to go ahead in my nemesis' place. I'm going to put the mounted deer head.
00:31Yeah, but I'm going to put it like above the bed.
00:33Is there not like a mounted bro head that could be an option just to have a big Jonathan bust?
00:37It went dark.
00:37I would actually do the wall-to-wall carpet. It definitely has to be a shag, like a nice thick shag.
00:41I'm going to go with the mini metallic bath mat.
00:44Nothing in the living room is more unimpressive than an ill-sized rug.
00:48I'm 100% putting the live, laugh, love sign in.
00:51But it has to be like the size of the whole wall.
00:53You know, the antique shins is amazing because I would actually get like a slip that goes over it that looks like that.
00:59And then underneath it's the same thing.
01:01And it's almost like one of those Russian nesting dolls where every time you do it, it's just a different terrible antique look.
01:06You really hate this person.
01:07Yeah, I do.
01:08I'm going to get the red velvet couch because they'll be so like, that they'll have more babies that'll cost them more money and more headaches.
01:16And ha, I got you.
01:18Now you got another one and three year old that you have to travel with.
01:20How old are your kids?
01:21One and three.
01:22Oh, interesting.
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