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2DTV is a British satirical animated comedy series that first aired in 2001 on ITV. Known for its sharp political humor, celebrity parodies, and hilarious takes on early 2000s culture, the series quickly became one of the UK’s most recognizable animated comedy shows.  Season 1 (2001) introduced audiences to the show’s bold satirical style, featuring impersonations of politicians, pop stars, and world figures through fast-paced animation and witty sketches. The series ran for 5 seasons with over 70 episodes, creating a legacy as one of Britain’s most iconic animated comedies.  This full Season 1 compilation brings together every sketch and episode from the show’s debut year, letting you relive the comedy that defined an era of animated satire. Perfect for fans of Spitting Image, South Park, and British humor, 2DTV is a must-watch.  👉 Watch the full season in HD now on CartoonLTV: 🔗 https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV #2DTV #BritishCartoon #CartoonLTV #UKComedy #AnimatedSatire #BritishAnimation #CartoonFans #CartoonSeries #CartoonCommunity #CartoonWorld #CartoonStream #CartoonBuzz #CartoonLegends #CartoonChannel #CartoonAddict #CartoonLife #CartoonTime #CartoonForever #CartoonBlast #CartoonVault #CartoonCulture #CartoonHeroes #CartoonFandom #CartoonRewatch #CartoonKingdom #CartoonClassic #CartoonThrowback #CartoonEra #CartoonArchive #CartoonEntertainment #CartoonAddiction #BritishCartoons #CartoonUniverse #CartoonCommunityUK #CartoonUK #CartoonNostalgia #CartoonMagic #CartoonHistory #CartoonTrend #CartoonLovers #CartoonNation #CartoonJourney #CartoonLegacy #CartoonObsessed #CartoonGold #CartoonLegacyUK #CartoonHeritage #CartoonHumor #CartoonFullSeason #CartoonComplete

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00:00so i think that should give you some idea of how delicate the balance of power is in the middle

00:17east i see general you didn't understand a word of that did you mr president no i did not okay

00:22would you like me to get professor liebstrom to explain it i think that might help

00:27hello again mr president it's me professor liebstrom

00:34quit general you're missing the professor oh jesus

00:40ready to go kylie just a minute i need more blusher on my cheeks

00:47do you need some on your face as well love no no one's looking at that

00:51i'm warning you harry i'm not going to tolerate any more of this behavior why is you picking on me

01:02is it because i is ginger i i'm sorry for real me and me wins are massive reckon you is a batty boy

01:09i don't know where you get it from now listen up good harry g you is not gonna mess things up for me and me jubilee

01:16your respect bitch

01:18booyakasha

01:21hello can david come out to play david neville's here to see you which one the ugly one

01:35yeah which one the crap one yeah for which one which one are you i'm not sure hang on i'll check

01:49right what we're having tonight then the usual i'll have a blazing row please not in my bloody pub

02:02you won't feel all right how about life-changing revelation then don't look at me i'm not your

02:08veal mother can i have an illicit affair with a neighbor i think you've had enough already

02:12hmm well uh i'd like to be clamsily written out please oh my heart cheer up loves let's treat

02:21ourselves to an absurd storyline to boost the ratings you'll be lucky to get one of them

02:27before the comet lands in a laundrette

02:31what about you mark um one's a cliffhanger please there's no way you can have one of those

02:36what's going on what's going on because i'm i'm

02:46hey chris you should see my speech therapist to cure your speech impediment because he cured

02:52my stutter are you seriously suggesting that i am the possessor of some sort of speech impediment

02:59i don't know you and i cannot come and watch the football but england are playing dead i know but

03:08we've got a crucial cabinet meeting and i've made it clear that no one is skiving off

03:13i see well this seems like a perfect opportunity for a democratic vote hands up all those against the euro

03:30that's scary and they're loopy mustaches thick and droopy they're busy getting bulky it's adam's family

03:53hmm yeah i really love your summer place in bermuda elton i thought we were at jerry's hideaway in the

03:58south of france no this is totally george's bolt hole in berkshire isn't it we've all got so many

04:04houses it's so confusing well this is the first time i've ever been here in my life so it could

04:09well be mine well there must be some clues around oh oh look there's a gorgeous young man in the bed

04:17well that doesn't narrow it down much the fridge is totally empty so that means it's jerry's

04:24uh or it's elton's okay let's see lots of elton's albums lots of george's albums lots of my albums

04:35it's your house thank god that's settled

04:38oh i remember now we were on jerry's private jet

04:53what luck we've landed in your summer place in bermuda elton isn't this jerry's hideaway in the south of

04:59france no this is totally george's boat hole in berkshire isn't it

05:09congratulations to all of you who have made this squad as long as nobody gets injured i'm sure we

05:15will do adequately well and now let's enjoy some reasonably priced mid-range champagne

05:28no don't worry boss the great phil neville's still available no what you're saying gordon last chance

05:39do you want to be prime minister you don't excellent moving on

05:47mama oh that's right clever boy

05:56no dada say dada mama's dada no dada

06:04dada dirty old git

06:17Oh, my God.

06:34Canceled.

06:35Oh.

06:35It's just every day.

06:39G'day.

06:40I'm here in South Korea to present a special World Cup edition of Animal Hospital.

06:45Oh, hospital?

06:46Now, that little doggie we brought in yesterday, how is the little fella?

06:50Oh, bloody.

06:52Fido.

06:54You'll love this bit.

06:55It's the dog's bollocks.

06:57Oh.

06:59Gosh, I'm enjoying this.

07:01So, anyone against bringing Peter Mandelson back into the cabinet?

07:05No?

07:06Good.

07:08Calm down, John.

07:09Take that, you monster's carbuncle.

07:38Ha, ha, ha.

07:39Here's.

07:40Now for Birmingham.

07:42Ha, ha, ha.

07:43Where is the M6?

07:46Exactly.

07:48You're the tin indexed with the river Magnus.

07:52Dix messages grey swipes Britain.

07:56Bulls on we ought.

07:59And couldn't to be eggst.

08:02Good night.

08:02Sir, I must protest in the strongest possible terms.

08:09General, I'm the President of the United States of America.

08:12When I say jump, you jump.

08:14Oh, hairy Moses.

08:16Ha, ha, ha.

08:19Mr. President, why the Jimny?

08:21Do we have to have a bouncy White House?

08:23Because all of the terrorist bombs will just bounce right off of it.

08:27Oh, yeah.

08:28Silly me.

08:29Look at this.

08:30I can do a star.

08:33Egyptian.

08:33Ha, ha, ha.

08:35Bruce Forsythe.

08:36Bruce Forsythe?

08:37Okay, I'm bored now.

08:38Let's play darts.

08:39No, Mr. Brim.

08:40Shh.

08:41Well, Mr. Old Paul.

08:47General, I never thought I'd say this.

08:49Blow up the White House.

08:52God.

08:56Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

08:58Kiss my scrawny butt, you halfwits.

09:00Everyone knows I run the government single-handed.

09:03Yeah, actually, Tone, the match is over.

09:06We're back.

09:06I know.

09:08Ah, Peter, welcome back.

09:10Oh, f**k.

09:19I can't see any, guy.

09:21Look, over there by the trees.

09:27Give us a smile.

09:28Madonna, over here.

09:32Hey, please, mirror, indicate.

09:35That's what I did.

09:37No, not that way.

09:38Sorry, Gran.

09:51It's time to vote off.

09:52We can sleep.

09:58Peter, why Anne?

09:59Well, your air of superiority is totally phony, and you always cut people off when they're...

10:02Sue, why Anne?

10:03Well, you're not scary, and you mispronounce everything.

10:07Jeremy, why Anne?

10:07You've got the IQ of a squirrel.

10:09And the looks.

10:09I am the weakest link.

10:10Goodbye.

10:10The cameras are ready, Prime Minister.

10:18How do you want me for this one?

10:19Well, the press conference is about your weekend.

10:24Weekend?

10:24Ah, it's the weekend, and I'm relaxed.

10:26Downtime, cup of tea, jeans, with a crease, because I'm an ordinary guy.

10:31The weekend with your family.

10:34Ah, family.

10:34Adoring wife, growing brood, babe in arms, family man, just like you.

10:40In Europe.

10:41Ah, Europe.

10:44Controversial issue.

10:45Let's talk it out.

10:46Sit on desk, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, sweaty armpits, man to man, as long as it takes.

10:51No bullshit.

10:52Which may have to be postponed because of the war on terrorism.

10:56War, sober suit, no smile this time, furrow brow, statesman-like, not like you.

11:05And the tragic loss of life.

11:07Ah, loss of life.

11:09Voice cracks with emotion, manly tear in eye, men cry too, one of you again.

11:15Which, since last weekend...

11:17Ah, weekend, relaxed, downtime, tea, jeans.

11:20Mr. Blair, just be yourself.

11:21Myself, um, just remind me.

11:26Hmm.

11:30Working late one night, alone in the lab, Peter Perker was bitten by a radioactive spider.

11:38Whoa!

11:39He phoned ClaimsDirect.

11:41I got £732 compensation.

11:45If you've been injured at work, call our hotline now.

11:48The money has been a lifesaver because, as a result of my accident, I am no longer able to climb out of the bath.

11:55It could work for you.

11:56Ooh.

11:59Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

12:03Oh!

12:04Oh!

12:07Oh!

12:08Welcome back, Agent 3095.

12:11Oh, who are you? What do you want?

12:13Your mission on Earth is complete.

12:16It is time for you to return to the mothership.

12:19What are you talking about?

12:20I'm Sophie Ellis Baxter, top-door totty and singer of popular tunes.

12:24Ha ha ha ha!

12:26You are very convincing, 3095.

12:29Listen, you big-eyed, wide-faced weirdos.

12:31For the last time, I'm not an alien.

12:34Oh.

12:35In that case, where is Agent 3095?

12:39Ha ha ha, Agent 2649.

12:41Your disguise is fooling no one.

12:44Ow!

12:51Well, that's me.

12:52Mr. December's done.

12:54This naked royal calendar business has turned out to be a bit of a laugh.

12:58Wouldn't you say so, Miss January?

13:00Oh, rather.

13:01I knew a naked calendar was a good idea.

13:04Eat your heart out, the Women's Institute.

13:08Greedy?

13:08Yes, yes, we're going to make a fortune for charity.

13:13Charity?

13:14Mind my Prince Albert.

13:17It's my favourite antique.

13:19I was a bit embarrassed about my bikini line.

13:23But in fact, it was fine.

13:26I was just glad it was a warm room.

13:31Know what I'm saying?

13:32Yeah, me too, bro.

13:38Hi, everyone.

13:40Oh, Fergie.

13:41You're too late for the naked calendar shoot.

13:43What naked calendar?

13:45Ha ha ha!

13:49Bloody Kate Moss, where is she?

13:52Hello, sorry I'm late.

13:59I overslept.

14:06Ah, 295 already.

14:10I wonder how many more novels I'll finish while I'm in here.

14:13Chapter one.

14:14Please stop writing or I'll kill myself, said the entirely fictional cellmate.

14:17Will, Will, over here, over here.

14:27Kylie!

14:28Kylie!

14:28Over there!

14:29Kylie!

14:30Over there!

14:31You've dropped something, love.

14:33I'm right.

14:33There it is!

14:34Woo-hoo!

14:35Woo-hoo!

14:36Bang!

14:38June, darling, I can't wait any longer.

14:41I want you now.

14:43Let's go upstairs.

14:44Oh, yes, darling, let's.

14:46Ah!

14:47Ha ha!

14:49Ha!

14:50Ha!

14:51Ha!

14:52Ha!

14:53Ha!

14:54Ha!

14:55Ha!

14:56Ha!

14:57Ha!

14:58Finally, I have solved England's injury problems by assembling the working parts of my injured

15:04players.

15:04I have created one super player!

15:07Ha!

15:08Ha!

15:09Ha!

15:10Ha!

15:11Ha!

15:12Ha!

15:13Ha!

15:14Ha!

15:15Ha!

15:16Ha!

15:17Ha!

15:18Ha!

15:19Ha!

15:20Ha!

15:21Ha!

15:22Ha!

15:23Ha!

15:24Ha!

15:25Ha!

15:26Ha!

15:27Ha!

15:28Ha!

15:29Ha!

15:30Ha!

15:31Ha!

15:32Ha!

15:33Ha!

15:34Ha!

15:35Ha!

15:36Ha!

15:37Ha!

15:38Ha!

15:39Ha!

15:40Ha!

15:41Ha!

15:42Ha!

15:43Here come the Taliban-y's.

15:49Where are the Taliban-y's?

15:52And where's Bin Lala?

15:54Are you coming out to play today, Bin Lala?

15:57Uh-oh!

16:03Uh-oh!

16:13Uh-oh!

16:16Grrm!

16:17Grrm!

16:19Grrm!

16:22Grrrr.

16:23Grrrr.

16:25Na, na, na, na, na, na...

16:27Eh, eh, eh! Eh, eh, eh, eh!

16:30Grr!

16:31Greinnen-reper..

16:35Oh?

16:37Mmm-hm!

16:40Heh!

16:41This space tourism's great, isn't it, Eltan?

16:51Yeah, it's not bad for a cheap package deal.

16:54And I love your space suit.

16:56What space suit? These are my pyjamas.

16:59Totally, this weightlessness is amazing.

17:01Um, but I haven't turned the gravity off yet.

17:04Oh!

17:05Wow, look, you can see the Great Wall of China.

17:12No, no, that's just a fence round my garden.

17:15Oh, my God!

17:16We've been hit by a meteor!

17:24Hang on, Eltan!

17:26I can't!

17:30Does my bum look big in this?

17:35Hmm, let's see, greasy hair.

17:39Normal hair.

17:41Oh, stupid hair!

17:43That's the one.

17:44Oh!

17:46Oh!

17:47Oh!

17:48Oh!

17:49Oh!

17:50Oh!

17:51Oh!

17:52Oh!

17:53Oh!

17:54Oh!

17:55Oh!

17:56Oh!

17:57Oh!

17:58Oh!

17:59Oh!

18:00Oh!

18:01Oh!

18:02Oh!

18:03Oh!

18:04Evening, Sharon.

18:06Evening?

18:07What are you having?

18:08The Gaza Strip, and they huff off Jerusalem, please.

18:11You've had quite enough already.

18:13Oh!

18:14Oh!

18:15Oh!

18:16Nice to get a bit of pacing quite a while from Walford.

18:20Heh.

18:21I think you've done an awful good job.

18:23Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, it was a little tricky, but, but, but, but,

18:32I'm confident the message has finally got through.

18:36What do you think, Henry?

18:37Eh?

18:38Hey?

18:39You're never going to take drugs again, are you?

18:42Uh, no way, daddy-o.

18:44Heh.

18:45Poodle!

18:46Poodle!

18:47Poodle!

18:49Well, guys, welcome to the most high-tech home in the world, House 2001.

19:04But I just got used to our old place, House 2000.

19:07That thing's completely obsolete.

19:09Check out these new features.

19:11It looks exactly like the other one.

19:14Not at all.

19:15It's a lot more expensive.

19:17Meh.

19:18Meh.

19:19And get a load of this multi-funic Cyber-Cinamar.

19:26Why's it done, Matt?

19:28Try double-clicking it.

19:29It seems to have frozen.

19:31It's fine.

19:32We probably just need to go out and come back in again.

19:38Where's it all gone?

19:41Um, it should be, uh...

19:42Did you remember to save it?

19:44I thought I did.

19:45Um, uh, don't panic.

19:46Try escape!

19:47No, Control-O!

19:48Don't let me have a go!

19:49Get off!

19:50Don't you press that!

19:51Don't shift and F-L!

19:52Let me just try something!

19:57It says the House has performed an illegal operation and will...

20:04Don't worry, guys.

20:05I'm already working on House 2001.1.

20:11Mr. President, in view of the terrorist situation, we need to test the Star Wars missile system.

20:17All you have to do is press the button.

20:19Okay.

20:21Uh...

20:22No, no, sir.

20:23The button marked Star Wars missile defense system.

20:26Okay.

20:28Uh-huh.

20:29N-no, no, sir.

20:31The red one?

20:32Huh?

20:33Okay.

20:34Uh...

20:35No, no, sir.

20:37May I?

20:37Huh?

20:41Uh...

20:43Oh.

20:49Retinal scan approved.

20:53Oh, I get it.

20:54And this launches the missiles.

20:56Well, no.

20:57No.

20:57This is as far as we got before we ran out of money.

20:59Missiles will cost another 20 billion.

21:02Drop in the ocean.

21:03Many will, sir.

21:05Oh.

21:12Sir!

21:13It is time to test our new improved missile defense system.

21:16All you have to do is...

21:17Press the button.

21:18I know.

21:20Boop, boop, boop!

21:25Jalal!

21:26Stop making stupid noises.

21:28Sorry.

21:29Last one.

21:30So these rocks represent our anti-aircraft missiles?

21:33No.

21:34These rocks are our anti-aircraft missiles.

21:37Oh.

21:38Oh.

21:38Oh!

21:39Whoa!

21:42It was a dud.

21:49Oh, darling.

21:50At last.

21:52Sweetie, I'm yours.

21:53And you join us for the closing stages of this Grand Prix with Michael Schumacher out in

22:09front yet again.

22:10And if Coulthard is ever going to beat him, he's going to have to do something quite extraordinary.

22:14Oh, hello, what's this?

22:15Looks like some kind of missile-based manoeuvre.

22:17Yep, the heat-seeking missile is new for McLaren.

22:19Schumacher's too good.

22:20What's Coulthard going to try?

22:21Oh, the stilt.

22:22Oh, yes.

22:23They've been refining the new stilt system all season.

22:25Oh, but Coulthard has forgotten the bridge.

22:27Schumacher back in front.

22:28Whatever next?

22:29The miniaturizing laser.

22:30Oh, and he's got him.

22:31Surely Coulthard must win now.

22:32Oh, but he's forgot the heat-seeking missile.

22:33Oh!

22:34So close.

22:35David Coulthard beaten again by Michael Schumacher, and his brother Ralph, and their parents, Mr

22:48and Mrs Schumacher, and Granny Schumacher, and her pet tortoise, Gunther.

22:58And I'm pleased to say that the Labour government's crackdown on crime in inner-city areas like

23:04this is really beginning to produce results.

23:07Come on, Lucy.

23:09Come on, girl.

23:12So, let's have a look at this little fella.

23:15If you remember, he was in a dreadful state when this nice gentleman brought him in.

23:20So, what exactly happened?

23:22Well, I was out for a, oh, just a quiet ride with twenty of my friends, when suddenly all

23:28our dogs tripped over and slidded to first into this little chap again.

23:35Well, the good news is he'll soon be back on his feet and running around.

23:39Uh, fast?

23:40I suppose.

23:41But not too fast.

23:42No, not really.

23:43Perfect!

23:44Now, let's find out what happened to Booth's little fella.

23:51OK.

23:52I've got a confession of Mike.

23:53What?

23:54I've been having an affair with your sister.

23:55You what?

23:56Of course.

23:57You want it?

23:58Well, up and I've been having two of furs with your sister and your brother because I'm

23:59gay.

24:00I say I'm gay.

24:01You're gay?

24:02Is that the best you can do?

24:03Yeah.

24:04Cos I've been having an affair with the whole of Albert Square and some of my bisexual triplet

24:09brothers.

24:10Yes, he's right.

24:11Yes, he is right, actually.

24:12You call that a story line?

24:13This is a story line?

24:14Look out, he's got a knife and he's going to kill me.

24:15Oh, by heck.

24:16So what?

24:17I've got a gun.

24:18And I'm going to kill it.

24:19And I found a gun.

24:20No, no.

24:21I'll kill it.

24:22Hey.

24:23I've got a gun.

24:24I don't have a gun.

24:25No, because I'm gay.

24:26I say I'm gay.

24:27You're gay?

24:28Oh, oh, oh.

24:29Is that what I can do?

24:30Yeah, because I've been having an affair with the whole of Albert Square, and some of my bisexual triplet

24:35and he's going to kill me.

24:37Oh, by heck.

24:38So what? I've got a gun.

24:42And I'm going to kill you all.

24:44Nice one, Doc.

24:45Right, well, in that case,

24:47I'm going to destroy the whole world

24:50with thermonuclear device

24:52leading to a terrifying post-apocalyptic world

24:55where I'm thrilled to Earth, oh, a terror.

24:58Hey, hey, come, Ed.

25:00We did that on Brookie years ago.

25:02Aw.

25:02Can I have 16 times my own waiting beer, please?

25:07Me too.

25:07I'm for him.

25:19Now, as leader of the opposition,

25:21it's my job to make sure that this party

25:24has a more visible presence in politics.

25:27Yes, here's BC.

25:28Get noticed.

25:29So, team, any ideas?

25:35All right, any questions, then?

25:38Yes, Rupert.

25:39Why are we all naked?

25:41Oh, my word.

25:43Ah, Norris.

25:45Sorry I'm late, everyone.

25:46I overslept.

25:48Morning, Anne.

25:49Oh, Christ.

25:50You join us here

26:01for England's crucial World Cup opener

26:04against Sweden.

26:06And after a build-up plague

26:08with fitness problems,

26:09Sven's taking every possible precaution

26:11to keep Owen free from injury.

26:14And here he comes now!

26:16And so begins England's World Cup bid.

26:25Owens off like a rocket!

26:27And he's scored!

26:29England are on their way!

26:34Back home!

26:36Hey, Mr. Popey Poops.

26:40Huh?

26:40There's one question I've been asked a lot,

26:42and I've never known the answer.

26:44Yes, my son.

26:45Are you a Catholic?

26:46Yes, I am.

26:48Well, I'll be darned.

26:49One other thing.

26:51Do bears...

26:51Yes, they do.

26:52Ooooooh!

27:03Educate now.

27:05Your son must be king.

27:12Come on, it's got to be his turn now.

27:16Ooooooh!

27:19Zoinks!

27:21Harry?

27:21Um...

27:23Woo-hoo-hoo!

27:24Again.

27:25Hey, just a minute!

27:27Dad!

27:29Oh, Charles, it was you all along.

27:31Yes, and I would have gotten away with it too

27:34if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

27:36Oh, coggy-dooby-do!

27:37Oh!

27:41Thing is, Kate,

27:42everyone says I'm thin,

27:43but I think I've got loads of weight to lose.

27:45Yeah, me too, Vic.

27:47It all depends how you see things, doesn't it?

27:49Oh, you're so right, Kate.

27:51Yeah, ain't I?

27:52Ahem.

27:53Your usual, madame.

27:54Oh, I can't eat all that!

27:58The portions are so huge, aren't they, Vic?

28:01Oh, I know!

28:03Oh, look!

28:04Isn't that the girl from Ally McNeil?

28:07She's too thin, isn't she?

28:10Makes you sick!

28:12I hope so.

28:15Beijing 2008.

28:17Beloved People's Government of China invite you to...

28:20Olympic Games!

28:22At our beloved People's Stadium,

28:24security has been greatly...

28:26relaxed!

28:27So come enjoy the games featuring the spectacular opening ceremony

28:30with lighting of Tibetan Monk!

28:33The heart-stopping action of Relay Race, Beijing-style!

28:38And nail-biting tension of the triathlon!

28:41Watch them run,

28:43cycle,

28:44and swim!

28:45But still not quite make it to Taiwanese border!

28:48Ha-ha!

28:49Beijing 2008.

28:51Available on pay-per-view.

28:52If you don't view,

28:53you will pay!

28:54Go, go, go, go!

29:05Billy, Billy, I don't feel right.

29:07Not do I.

29:08My head, it's not throbbing.

29:09The room's not spinning.

29:11There's no puke on these sheets.

29:13Oh, my God!

29:13Last night, we didn't get pissed.

29:15Oh, no!

29:17Hang on.

29:18You're just a spotty teenager, bimbo.

29:20You're a sad old ginger has-been.

29:24Baby, I love you.

29:27Love you, too.

29:33Here's the story

29:34of a smiley Tony

29:36and the extra smiley-smiley Mrs. Blair

29:39Then there was Robin

29:41Then there wasn't Robin

29:43And there was John

29:45Although Tony rather wished he wasn't there

29:48Then there was Gordon

29:50And lots of Nip Man

29:52If they didn't stay in line

29:55They'd get a punch

29:56They knew the shackles

29:58Must somehow form a government

29:59And that's how we all became

30:02The Blairy Bunch

30:03The Blairy Bunch

30:05The useless bunch

30:07And it's back to the crappy

30:09Labour governments

30:10Of the 70s

30:13Fred and Ashley

30:20Bar scene, take one

30:21Are you ready, loves?

30:22Yes, I'm ready, I say

30:23Yes, I'm ready

30:24How about you, R Ashley?

30:26Just hold on one second

30:28That's better

30:31Let's go for a take

30:33Quickly, before it wears off

30:34Thank you

30:35To be continued

31:07Oh, my God, it's doing it again.

31:32Oh, my God, my wig's straight.

31:37So, the next wave will begin at 2100 hours.

31:45Sir, is this the precision bombing meeting?

31:47It sure is.

31:48Great!

31:50Come on, pilot, take a seat.

31:52Yes, sir.

31:55That's close enough.

31:57Anywho, your target is between the hospital, the school, and the international aid center.

32:03No problem.

32:04No, what's five?

32:05Give me five, sir.

32:07Let's go.

32:14Yeah, I've loved you, Annabelle, since the moment I first saw you at the Freshers' Ball, about half an hour ago.

32:21Oh, me too.

32:22Oh, yeah.

32:26Maybe it's, you know, time for you to meet little worlds.

32:29OK.

32:29But only if you've got some protection.

32:34OK, spread them!

32:36Oh, right.

32:37Well, I was going to say that.

32:38Oh, nearly.

32:41Damn.

32:42Lost your keys, mate.

32:46Ah, gotcha.

32:49Right, Victoria.

32:50Oh, thanks, David.

32:52Must look where I'm going.

32:57There's time for one more question.

32:58Yes, you, madam, there, next to the gentleman with the astonishing tie.

33:05Does the panel think that the BBC is dumbing down?

33:09Dale Winton.

33:10Oh, such me, sweetheart.

33:12Oh, such me.

33:13Oh, such me.

33:14Let me put it another way.

33:16Telly get more stupid for demos, yes?

33:19John Prescott.

33:20Oh!

33:21No, I don't understand the question.

33:23Good night.

33:24Yeah, John, it's a bit hot in these big padded costumes, isn't it?

33:27Yeah, all right.

33:28Bug off, Cranky.

33:32Roar!

33:36Roar!

33:38Roar!

33:39Oh!

33:40So, Tim Henman now leads by two sets to love, five games to love, 40 love.

34:04Come on, Tim.

34:05Match point.

34:06Quad, please.

34:07If he can just hold his nerve.

34:09Title is Hedman's, just so long as he doesn't go to pieces.

34:34Again.

34:38Who do you think you are kidding, Mr. Blair, if you think Bin Laden's done?

34:46Verdeemed!

34:49At last, we have nuclear bomb.

34:53Good work, Binnie-Mee.

34:56Excellent.

34:57Initiate launch sequence.

35:12Fire!

35:13It's a frightening situation, sir.

35:26It would seem he's got access to nuclear weapons.

35:29I can press the button.

35:31I can press...

35:32Oh!

35:32Hi there, Mr. Tony.

35:33Hey, I'd like you to meet the guy who has been my most trusted advisor throughout this whole crisis.

35:38General.

35:39General.

35:39Oh.

35:40Get Professor Liebstrom.

35:42Oh, God.

35:43No, no.

35:44Don't make me do that.

35:45Not now.

35:46General, are you trying to humiliate me in front of the Prime Minister?

35:49Oh, no, sir.

35:53It's Professor Liebstrom.

35:55Hello.

35:56Now, Tony, let me explain.

35:58I'm the only, uh, person that can make the president understand complicated things.

36:05Oh, well, um, you know, this is most, uh, irregular, isn't it, Robert?

36:09Oh, absolutely, Prime Minister.

36:12Hey, you got one, too.

36:14But yours is stupid.

36:20Oh, my God, son.

36:25What are you doing?

36:26Um, nothing, Dad.

36:27You're reading pornography.

36:29No.

36:30I'm very disappointed with you.

36:32Oh, sorry, Dad.

36:34You should be using my new program, Microsoft Porn, for Windows.

36:38Huh?

36:38Great bazookas, huh?

36:39Yeah.

36:40Yeah.

36:45Oh, what a coincidence.

36:47Yeah, yeah, all the TV chefs together on the same flight.

36:50It's almost as if someone had planned it.

36:52This is your captain speaking.

36:54Goodbye.

36:55All right.

36:58And good riddance.

37:01We're alive.

37:03Oh, that's pucker.

37:04Hey, I was going to say that.

37:06But there's nothing to eat.

37:10Like I said, there's nothing to eat.

37:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.

37:14Nothing.

37:14You know what we're going to have to do, don't you?

37:16Yeah.

37:17We'll have to eat somebody.

37:18Me, me, me.

37:19Eat me.

37:19Flash from a liver with caramelized onions.

37:21No, no, I'd be toaster.

37:22Hang me upside down until I'm nice and gamey.

37:25No, do me.

37:27Rub olive oil into my breasts and thighs.

37:29You could just boil me in water.

37:32Boiling!

37:33But I've already written a book about it.

37:36Oh, no, no.

37:37Mate, mate, mate.

37:38Oh, what do you like?

37:41Now, think about it.

37:42Whoever we eat will never be able to cook or be on TV ever again.

37:47It's a very good point, actually.

37:48Yeah, yeah.

37:48That's right, isn't it?

37:48Yeah, yeah.

37:49Finally, it is, then.

37:50No, no, I beg you.

37:52No, for God's sake.

37:53Not like this.

37:54Now, tenderize me first.

37:55Yeah, okay.

37:56Oh, what was I like?

38:06Oh, overrated.

38:10Oh, more sleaze.

38:12People will start thinking we're the same as the last government.

38:15That is a ridiculous, outrageous, reprehensible suggestion.

38:19It's absolutely ludicrous.

38:21Meow.

38:22We're completely different.

38:24We need to get back to basics.

38:26I want to set up a sleaze hotline.

38:28Oh, no.

38:29What we need is a change of leadership.

38:33Shhh.

38:33That looks stupid.

38:48Clown, clown.

38:50Oh, we've got the clown.

38:52David, the clown hasn't turned up.

38:54Do something.

38:55All right, kids.

38:56Watch this.

38:57And how about this?

39:04Giraffe.

39:05Hooray.

39:06Now, I'll sing Happy Thursday.

39:11Happy...

39:12Hooray.

39:16Good drive, car crash.

39:17Take well.

39:18And cut.

39:29Great stunt, Benny.

39:30That was wonderful.

39:31Top of...

39:31Sweet, Cushty.

39:32Yeah, yeah.

39:33Last time I take a shortcut.

39:38Benny, we've got trained experts to do that.

39:40Can we bring in the acting double, please?

39:43Last time I take a shortcut.

39:45Lovely.

39:46Right, Benny.

39:46Get in that shark tank.

39:47The target should be coming up any minute now.

39:57Oh, face it, Elmer.

39:58We're completely lost.

40:00Now, that's nonsense, Mabel.

40:01I know exactly where we are.

40:03We passed that rock half an hour ago.

40:05This is Bosnia all over again.

40:07Oh, well, all right already.

40:09We'll stop and ask someone.

40:12Howdy.

40:12Excuse me, sir.

40:13We're looking for Ben Laden's secret cave.

40:16No problem.

40:187,000 miles west.

40:19Big white building.

40:20American flag on top.

40:22Can't miss it.

40:23Well, I wouldn't bet on that.

40:25What the hell?

40:38Wow.

40:39Did you see that little bloke?

40:41I'm Steve Irwin, here to meet the Apex Predator of the Universe.

40:44We can hold them off with these.

40:48Flamethrower, pump-action cluster gun, thermogrenade launchers.

40:51And I've got a bamboo pole.

40:53A little bit of string.

40:55Help me, Ripley.

40:56They're everywhere.

40:56Oh, we're doomed, man.

40:58If we're quiet, with a bit of luck, we should see one of those beautiful critters.

41:04Just look at those chompers.

41:07Did you see the power?

41:08God, those choices go right through on them.

41:12Just see what I mean.

41:14Take that, you bitch.

41:19Take a look at that blood.

41:20That's pure acid.

41:22Right.

41:26This bloke's just chosen me for a host.

41:29Oh, what an honor.

41:30I'm going to be an alien mummy.

41:32Beauty.

41:33And as you join us for the culmination of these jubilee celebrations, the crowds eagerly

41:44await the arrival of the monk, who should be here any second now.

41:51And here she is, queen now for 100 years.

41:56And here's her husband.

41:58Exterminate!

41:59Exterminate!

42:00My loyal subjects, I have been queen for an entire century.

42:05Tell me about it.

42:07And today, on my zirconium jubilee, I have decided to abdicate.

42:12Huh?

42:13From this day forth, Charles will be king.

42:17At last!

42:18The day has finally come!

42:20I'm king!

42:25I'm sorry, I'll stay on for another 50.

42:27Oh!

42:30I am telling you, it is just a legend.

42:33No, my friend.

42:34Mosquito paradise does exist.

42:36Look!

42:37There it is!

42:38Oh!

42:39The promised land!

42:40Geronimo!

42:41Oh!

42:45Paradise!

42:46Let's get stuck in!

42:48Ow!

42:49Bloody mozzies!

42:51What a way to go!

42:53I die happy!

42:54I'm going to need some cream rubbed on that.

42:57Allow me!

43:02Let me hit back, it's going to hurt!

43:05Let me hit back, it's going to hurt!

43:06Because Taliban soldiers don't desert!

43:10Guys!

43:11Wait for me!

43:12Isn't he lovely, Andre?

43:18Yes, Steffi, he looks just like you.

43:21He's got your knees.

43:24And he's got your big wonky naval.

43:30Oh dear, poor baby.

43:32Look at that huge bulging nappy.

43:35Yeah, I bet he can smell it, too, with a massive hoo-roo like that.

43:40Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry.

43:43Come on.

44:01It's the well-embowick kitten!

44:03We're in my land!

44:04Paint me the niche on turquoise, would you?

44:07I'll give you a staple-y.

44:08The cocoa my ass!

44:09Staple-y!

44:10And this is for the M, the M!

44:14Alan, help!

44:16I can't stop now, mate!

44:19Come here, Titchmarsh, you bastard!

44:21I'll gazebo you!

44:22Stick this up, you Walter Feature!

44:24I'm gonna bury you alive, chap.

44:32Oh, Tony, not again!

44:34Shh!

44:35I'm sure Gordon's plotting against me.

44:38I knew it, Tony's plotting against me.

44:40I heard him say the word plotting.

44:41He said the word plotting.

44:43For God's sake, isn't it good enough being chancellor?

44:45He's saying I'm not good enough to be chancellor.

44:47Right!

44:48Look, stop being so paranoid.

44:51Aye.

44:52You're right.

44:53I guess we're just all tired.

44:54I knew it.

44:55They're saying we're all fired.

44:57Oh!

44:58Oh!

44:59Oh!

45:00Oh!

45:01Oh!

45:02Oh!

45:03Oh!

45:04Oh!

45:05What a sensational party!

45:06Yeah, whose party is it?

45:07I thought it was yours.

45:08No, it's not mine.

45:09Well, it's not my party either.

45:10Oh!

45:11We're certainly celebrating something.

45:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:13Totally.

45:14Maybe I've got a new album out.

45:15Oh!

45:16Or maybe you haven't!

45:20.

45:27Yeah!

45:28Yeah.

45:29Oh yourself.

45:30So, merry who is lashes, your lips are showing you.

45:45Yeah!

45:46Came Judy!

45:47Oh, it's an awards ceremony!

45:50Theatrical gasp, I thought I was at a wedding.

45:53Point dramatically at Big Cake.

45:55Hey, that's my hat!

45:57D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!

45:59I thought it was a funeral.

46:01So did I!

46:02So whose party is it?

46:05Oh, what, hi, everyone.

46:06Thanks for coming to my party.

46:07Anyone fancy a dip?

46:09Uh, what did I say?

46:12Huh?

46:13Look at me, David.

46:15I'm huge.

46:16I had to buy a size eight.

46:17I don't know how it could have happened.

46:19Yeah.

46:20We were using contraception.

46:21Hmm.

46:27Oh!

46:28She's not singing anymore!

46:33Oh!

46:34No!

46:36Hmm.

46:38Hmm.

46:40All leave is cancelled.

46:54And finally tonight, Harry Potter mania sweeps the nation.

46:58Although personally, I thought the film was a right load of old...

47:02...

47:04News just in.

47:05I am a frog.

47:09The next transport minister will be arriving shortly.

47:12Right, everyone.

47:13Uh, I just want to say a few words before I go.

47:16Oh, uh, hang on a sec, Stephen.

47:20No, no, it's all right.

47:22My days as liar liar pants on fire are over.

47:26Oh.

47:27Well, um, goodbye then.

47:29May I say we'll be very sorry to see you go.

47:32Oh, aye!

47:33Oh!

47:34Oh!

47:35Oh!

47:36Oh!

47:37Oh!

47:38Oh!

47:39Oh!

47:40Oh!

47:41Oh!

47:42Oh!

47:43Oh!

47:44Oh!

47:45Oh!

47:46Oh!

47:48Oh, my God.

47:49Oh!

47:50Oh!

47:51Oh!

47:52Oh!

47:53Oh, oh!

47:54Oh!

47:55Oh!

47:56Oh!

47:57Oh!

47:58Wow, son, what's this gizmo you've got here?

48:00It's just a book, dad?

48:02bringen menus from mine.

48:04Oh!

48:05Oh?

48:06Oh, oh!

48:08What is iPad reading?

48:09Trump.

48:10Oh!

48:11Are we going to getkat, Daddy?

48:12I'm near a house.

48:13Oh!

48:14Oh, oh, incredible.

48:15right and it stays there oh no it's frozen ring the support line

48:23well son this is the future yeah ladies and gentlemen I present book and pen

48:32version two thousand and two point one you can download something that'll fix

48:38that hello everyone if you're watching this then I've probably gone to the great

48:48bookies in the sky this is my last will and testament where you'll find out

48:57which of you inherits everything honestly oh come on it's what you would have

49:04wanted and so I've decided to leave all my worldly possessions to hi I'm Ed and

49:13this is my big brother audition tape I'm crazy wacky popular you right you sit

49:19uh Edwards will take one sir people are saying that you were warned about

49:28September the 11th we have to convince them that you didn't know anything

49:34I think we're gonna be okay

49:45oh disaster look there's a moth in my wardrobe a moth oh yeah it's totally ruined your

49:59vest it hasn't touched a vest but look at my trousers oh okay okay hey don't panic

50:08superstars we know the drill Jerry

50:10it's right hallelujah oh right this shouldn't take long long long oh your wardrobe's a bit bigger than I expected

50:23hmm my lovely clothes

50:28the moth's eaten everything it must be

50:33oh

50:36oh

50:40oh

50:44oh

50:46oh

50:48oh

50:50oh

50:52oh

50:54oh

50:56oh

51:13oh

51:19Yes, Richard Desmond is a pornographer, but a humongous donation is a humongous donation.

51:27Oh, Tony, have you seen the appalling filth that he publishes?

51:30The Daily Express isn't so bad.

51:31I'm talking about Asian babes, big ones bi-monthly, new readers' wives.

51:37I mean, what's he going to expect for his money?

51:40Hey, up, Tony!

51:42Just give in Dirty Desmond his money's worth.

51:45Call me two jobs, Prescott.

51:47What? Right, time for the money shot.

51:51I'll have that.

51:53Mind if I keep the receipt?

51:55Good idea.

52:06F*** it, photographers.

52:08Leave him, ladies. Not worth it.

52:10They've got to learn, haven't they?

52:17F*** it, photographers.

52:20Leave him, ladies. Not worth it.

52:22They've got to learn, haven't they?

52:29David! David!

52:32Come in here. You're missing Brooklyn's first words.

52:35All right, Victoria.

52:36Go on, Brooklyn. Do it again.

52:38Aw, Pratt.

52:46Well, now, Tom Cruise.

52:48Fawn, fawn, hands on knee.

52:50Now, you're here on my show. It's truly remarkable.

52:54I know all the other chat shows are after you, but we've got you.

52:57Whoa!

52:59Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tom Cruise.

53:02Hi.

53:03Tom, thanks for coming on the show, mate.

53:04Now, let's find out a little bit about, er, well, mate.

53:09Don't tell me I bicker on this show.

53:11But, no, you do.

53:12I mean, you're always bickering, aren't you?

53:14Really?

53:14Well, you bicker in front of the guests.

53:16No, I don't. No, no, no.

53:16You do bicker.

53:17No, no, no.

53:18You bicker.

53:18Don't. Fantastic.

53:19Uh, Tom, Mr Cruise, I'm the big cruiser.

53:22Let me just pointlessly emphasise some words.

53:27Whoa!

53:29Goose.

53:29Whoa!

53:31Oh!

53:34Now, come on, Thomas.

53:36Come on.

53:36Let's both say something incredibly rude.

53:46Tom Cruise.

53:48Oh, look, Mummy and Daddy.

54:03Loads of Harry Potter stuff.

54:06Huh?

54:07Huh?

54:08Huh?

54:10Ooh!

54:11Oh!

54:12Huh?

54:12Magic!

54:15How much does that one cost?

54:20Oh!

54:25Baby needs feeding, Jamie.

54:27Yeah, yeah, right, babe.

54:28Let's just knock out one of my specials.

54:29Just bang a couple of chicken legs in there.

54:31Okay.

54:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.

54:32What are you doing, girl?

54:33Chicken leg?

54:34Egg?

54:34It's ramen slang, isn't it?

54:35Keep up, girl.

54:36All right.

54:37That's it.

54:37Happy days.

54:38Now a nice spoon for the sponge and custard.

54:41Hold on, what are you playing at?

54:42Sponge and custard?

54:43Mustard.

54:44Right, now add some bread and jam.

54:45Ham.

54:46Easy.

54:46Got the hang of it yet, George?

54:47Yeah, I think I have, actually.

54:49Bloke says pucker.

54:51Stupid.

54:53Pucker.

54:53Hi.

54:55May I just say, Prime Minister, the country couldn't be in safer hands.

54:59Oh, thank you, Your Majesty.

55:01Only I just say that you're the best king ever.

55:03And I think you're the best Prime Minister ever.

55:06Oh, you're too kind, and...

55:08Right, we've finished discussing important matters of state.

55:12Come on, Gordon, drive me home.

55:14Yes, Prime Minister.

55:15Charles, you know you're not allowed on the best chairs.

55:18Sorry, Your Majesty.

55:21Can we see the menu, please?

55:27Mm-hmm.

55:28Mm, that was nice.

55:30See you tomorrow.

55:31Actually, I might have...

55:33A chive!

55:35Oh, dear!

55:36Well, I am eating for two.

55:39Oh, you mean...

55:40Yes, I've got a tapeworm.

55:43Oh, that's wonderful news.

55:46Oh, I'm so jealous.

55:48I've been trying for one of them for ages.

55:51Oh, bless, I think I'm feeling wriggling.

55:54Oh, not another chive.

56:00You eat it.

56:01I couldn't possibly.

56:02Look at the size of me.

56:03I'm fat, fat, fat.

56:05Me too, I'm enormous.

56:06Oh, there's just too much food here.

56:08Let's go.

56:09Wahey!

56:10Wahey!

56:11Do I look big in this bum?

56:13Sir, with the threat of terrorist assassination, we've decided you need a look-alike.

56:21Huh?

56:22Okay, perhaps Professor Liebstrom better explain.

56:26Hello!

56:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!

56:28Professor Liebstrom!

56:30Yeah, you see, a look-alike looks alike you!

56:34See?

56:35Wow!

56:36Now your look-alike will sit in the Oval Office.

56:39Uh-huh.

56:40Take your place at public appearances.

56:42Gotcha.

56:43And make all the important presidential decisions.

56:47Great idea, guys.

56:48Let's meet him.

56:50Mr. President?

56:51Huh?

56:52But he doesn't look much like me.

56:54In fact, he looks a little bit like Vice President Cheney.

56:58Exactly!

56:58They sure won't be expecting that, sir!

57:01Excellent.

57:02Now you go and hide in a nice, safe place.

57:06How about over there, by that window?

57:08Hokey pokey.

57:09Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

57:15Good night, Harry.

57:16Good night, Gran.

57:25Harry?

57:27Yes?

57:28Was that you?

57:29No, I'm asleep.

57:31Oh, well, um, good night.

57:43Oh, my head.

57:48What did I do last night?

57:50Oh, no.

57:53Oh, no.

57:55Huh?

57:56Ah!

57:59Great party.

58:00How do you like your eggs?

58:02Hmm.

58:05Well, as I begin, you're trying to listen to what I'm going to say, but already other thoughts

58:09are sweeping in, and as I move up here, you're not paying any attention at all.

58:14Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

58:16One last effort to listen.

58:17Too late, I've finished.

58:18Good night.

58:22Oh, ow!

58:24F*** it!

58:25All right, Neville!

58:26Yes, I'm sorry, everyone.

58:28I'll go again.

58:29Let me get Professor Liebstrom, sir.

58:35God, I can't get my f***ing shoe off!

58:38Cut!

58:39It's time to vote off the leakest wink.

58:45Oh, God, sorry.

58:47The winkest link.

58:49Oh, the weakest leak.

58:50Oh, come on, Anne.

58:51Sober up.

58:53And the weakest link.

58:54Hello.

58:54Oh, bollocks!

58:55Bitch.

58:56Oh, bollocks!

59:10Like, leave me.

59:13Bye.

59:16Bye.

59:19Bye.

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