- 5 months ago
Craze happens to have a double booking for @LasisiElenu and @BrainJotterComedian for a therapy session. Chaotic and traumatic for both clients and the therapist. Do you think they got their therapy?
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00:00Like all the time that I've given you therapies only when I'm doing discount like you have not benefited me
00:04Now that I want to show you what a real therapy session look like watch and learn
00:08I'm so sorry
00:09I'm so sorry
00:10I promise you
00:12I would not think that of the game
00:14Fantastic you hear it from your host's mouth
00:17You swallow dead man
00:18See that this now we stay you see that I'm not the first person
00:24See how you have embarrassed yourself now
00:26In front of this watching
00:26Okay you can't say mouth this man
00:27Are you my dad asking?
00:28Is this about me now?
00:29Are you forming alliance with me?
00:31No I'm not forming now I just want to know the truth
00:33Yes come in
00:45Come in now come in
00:49Ah bros come in now I was already saying come in
00:54Sorry I'm just going to do some readjustment in the office
00:58Okay hold that one
00:59Okay hold that one
01:00How do you think does it look okay?
01:01I think you should hold that one
01:03Okay let me see if I put this one here and put one of you
01:11Just that one a bit
01:13Okay to this to the left or to the right?
01:16To the right
01:18Okay how does it look?
01:19Should I say adjust it?
01:20Yes
01:21Yes
01:22Like the left
01:23Okay
01:24Okay
01:26It's already okay like this
01:28Because I just want to see if I
01:31Hello
01:32Yes
01:33So what's you?
01:34So what am I not supposed to do about that now?
01:36What am I not supposed to do about it now?
01:37What am I not supposed to do about it now?
01:39What are you not giving what he was telling you?
01:40I don't understand
01:41What are you not giving what he was telling you?
01:42I don't understand
01:43Sit down
01:44Sit down sir
01:45Sir
01:46Please
01:47So did I
01:47So for someone that has been
01:50That has been
01:50Sir you can't say no
01:52That marriage will fail
01:53Your marriage will crash
01:54Your marriage will crash
01:56Amen
01:57And there are people here saying
01:58Are your marriage will crash in the mighty name of Jesus Christ?
02:01Amen
02:01Are you mad?
02:02Amen
02:03Look at this is you with your small pennies
02:05You are telling me
02:06You are telling me what?
02:07Can you sit down sir
02:07Please
02:08Can you sit down
02:08Please
02:09Sit down
02:10Can you imagine this
02:11You still sit
02:12Yeah
02:13Please can you sit down
02:15Please
02:16Please
02:17I don't know what is going on here
02:18I think there must be a problem
02:19So please
02:20Please sit down
02:21It's fine
02:22What are you
02:22What are you here for?
02:25Sorry please
02:25Sorry
02:26What are you here for?
02:28No no
02:28I will just pass
02:29Yes now
02:31You didn't book any session now
02:32So there is
02:33Okay
02:33My session
02:34I thought it was a podcast
02:35Bro what is wrong with you?
02:38The last time you came here
02:39We discussed
02:40We agreed
02:41That you are going to come again
02:43So that I don't have to refund
02:44I haven't given you time
02:46You are going to use therapy
02:47You are giving me the phone
02:48Oh okay
02:49Where
02:50So where are you people now?
02:53What is going on?
02:53Where are you people now?
02:54So after now
02:55Where are you people?
02:56So you parked the car and left there
02:58So a full grown man like that
03:01That has that kind of stupid chest
03:03Like someone that is walking in
03:04A full grown man like that
03:06Don't have to change tire of a car
03:07So you went for me to go?
03:08Can we talk?
03:09Can we talk?
03:10Can we talk?
03:11Come back
03:12I don't know what is going on here
03:14Please can you stop?
03:15It's fine I will call you back
03:15Please step down
03:16When did you do that car eh?
03:17Please
03:18Can you imagine?
03:19I don't understand
03:20I feel your pain
03:20I promise you
03:21A full grown man
03:22No they follow me talk
03:23See if I say they follow you talk
03:24For you
03:25Wait
03:26Please
03:27Can you guys
03:27Can you guys just wait
03:29So there is a mix up
03:31He
03:32He was supposed to come for a session
03:34But then
03:35I've not given him dates
03:36And he just said he was passing
03:38And he decided to come
03:39And you
03:40We just agreed
03:41And said okay
03:42You are going to come for another session
03:43It's a session today
03:44Yes it's a session today
03:46I'm so sorry
03:47I sincerely apologize
03:48It's just
03:49Oh I'm so sorry
03:50I'm so sorry
03:51As I can see you are already agitated
03:53Like he's upset about something
03:55So
03:56I don't really know
03:57You are the problem here now
03:58Because you came when
03:59You didn't even wear slippers
04:01Like do you leave clothes back?
04:02Wait what is happening here?
04:03That's what I'm saying
04:04Like it seems like we have a situation of double
04:06You know I always had a problem with you
04:08Me I have a problem with your father
04:09Like what is going on?
04:10I'm telling you that there is a problem here
04:12You're already pointing fingers at me
04:13Why are you talking to a customer like that?
04:14I thought you said this is a plan
04:16See this
04:16Let me see this
04:17Let me see this monkey
04:18He's not your therapist
04:19Is this
04:20Are you seeing what's happening here?
04:21Talk to me
04:22You can't talk to me
04:22You know I've never liked you
04:24I've never liked you
04:25The only reason I'm here
04:26Because I don't pay for this thing
04:27I can't use my own hard damn money
04:28I can't use my money
04:30People that pay for this thing
04:31I'm sure they are you guys
04:31It's blood money
04:32Wait
04:33The reason I'm here
04:34Is not because I want to be here
04:36Of course
04:36But every time I try to consider myself
04:38And put myself in a place where
04:40I bring myself
04:41Stoop so low
04:42To come here
04:42Now I'm here
04:43Is this a family meeting?
04:45Is this a joke?
04:45I can't
04:46Who is this young man looking at
04:47Like a tauta
04:48And an urchin that is here?
04:50Trust me
04:51I can relate
04:52Like
04:52I understand his
04:53His frustration
04:54Like
04:55It doesn't make sense
04:56Like how can he pay for his sexual?
04:58Thank you very much
04:59Thank you very much
04:59At least somebody here is thinking straight
05:01At least somebody here is thinking straight
05:03You know?
05:04Parry and go son
05:06Parry and like avocado
05:07Peer away from himself
05:08My god
05:09Somebody here is thinking straight
05:10Wait
05:10Can we
05:10Can we understand?
05:11With your head straight
05:12We used
05:13Notice one person that is thinking straight
05:15Sharp head
05:16What?
05:17What is going
05:18Wait
05:18Wait
05:19Please
05:19Can you just
05:20I'm sorry
05:20Please
05:21I apologize
05:22Mr. Lassisa
05:22I apologize
05:23Ibuka
05:24Please
05:24Can we all calm down?
05:26We have a situation of
05:27We breathe
05:28Small
05:28Small
05:28We are going to
05:29To aggressive
05:30And hear the sound of our breath
05:33Are you snoring?
05:36People weren't passing the sleep
05:37In the snow
05:38Mr. Ibuka
05:39You are the only one
05:40That did not book for this session
05:41I'm so sorry
05:42And I'm trying to accommodate
05:44Because I don't turn my back
05:45On my clients
05:46You will turn your back
05:47On your family today
05:48You will end up
05:49Turning your back
05:50On everybody you know
05:51In your generation
05:51So what will not happen?
05:53That makes sense
05:54What?
05:54You want to put me
05:55In the same room
05:56With this romantic
05:57But they know how we can do it
05:59With this romantic
05:59I gave you how to shake
06:00You will regret it
06:02I didn't know
06:02You didn't know what?
06:04You didn't know what?
06:04You didn't know what?
06:05Just shake it
06:05You gave me how to shake it
06:06Please just shake it
06:07You didn't see it
06:07You didn't know
06:08You will regret it
06:09No, no, no
06:10Okay
06:10Chief, did you give me
06:12Hand to shake it?
06:12I didn't see it
06:13Who is your chief?
06:13I'm sure
06:14Who is your chief
06:14Of which land?
06:15I want us to
06:16Wait, guys
06:17Wait
06:17I want us to just
06:18Start off only
06:18Sometimes he don't wait
06:19I'm apologizing to somebody
06:21That you are already aware
06:21I'm trying to help
06:22It's not me that I offended him
06:24It's you that
06:24You know what
06:25Let's
06:25For us to start off on a new note
06:27Can you shake him
06:29Please
06:29Just let's just
06:30I didn't see it
06:30Yes, that's what I'm trying to
06:32He didn't see it
06:33Please
06:33Please
06:34Can you just shake it
06:35Please
06:35Yes, please
06:37Please
06:38Turn it and go front
06:40You were like
06:41Rose Rose, you look good
06:42Wait, please
06:45Wait, please
06:48Like Oro
06:48Are you a Oro?
06:50Is there something wrong with you?
06:52Why don't you say it?
06:52Like how
06:53Like you have been here a couple of times
06:55Does it not bother you?
06:56That up till now
06:58You have not
06:59There's no path
07:00You keep getting worse
07:02The reason I retain you
07:03Is so that you don't give me a bad rating
07:05Let me tell you something
07:06See
07:06Nobody knows tomorrow
07:09Yes
07:10That is why your nose
07:11Open like
07:12Like
07:13Your nose open like
07:14Like tomorrow
07:15But nobody knows
07:16Let me tell you about this
07:18You can't see your score
07:18Through your nose
07:19Let me
07:19Let me tell you about my client
07:22He is also somebody that
07:24That has bad anger management
07:27Forget this one
07:27Yes
07:28And you too as well
07:29You are somebody that
07:30Has bad management in general
07:32We are going to walk through this
07:35Please
07:35I want you guys to walk with me
07:37Mr. Lassisi
07:38Just talk to me
07:39Like he is not here
07:40That is the only way
07:41We can make this work
07:42We can be one big family
07:44But I want to keep
07:45Your matters private
07:46So just talk to me
07:48And
07:49He is not here
07:50So that once I am done with you
07:51I can just
07:52You know
07:52Start with him
07:53Or if you guys want
07:54We can have
07:55Like
07:55A group conversation
07:57Unity
07:57They say yes
07:58When one or two
07:58When one or two
08:00Or three
08:00I gather
08:00In my name
08:01There I am
08:01In the midst
08:02We will die young
08:03I see you are hearing me now
08:05Yes
08:05If you don't
08:06If you don't
08:07Catch gonorrhea
08:07Before next week
08:08Call me bastard
08:09Oh
08:09I love it
08:12I love it
08:13And it's that gonorrhea
08:13That will kill you
08:14If you don't have
08:15Syphilis
08:15Trypanosu
08:16Pompolon
08:17For me
08:17If you don't have
08:18Every head
08:19Hepis
08:20Are you
08:20Are you
08:21Remember
08:21I should talk to you
08:22As though this animal
08:23Is not here
08:24So I should tell you
08:25My problem
08:26In front of this
08:27This lunatic
08:28Do you know
08:29Since we came here
08:30You have been the one
08:31So worked up
08:31I'm worked up
08:32It's very relaxed
08:33I'm very relaxed
08:34You are relaxed like this
08:35But brother
08:36How would you do
08:37Like you people
08:38Are getting to me
08:39I've never been
08:39In a situation like this
08:41This is me trying
08:42To work with
08:42Two clients
08:43At the same time
08:44Let him tell you
08:44This problem
08:44Okay
08:45I'm here
08:45Okay
08:46You know
08:46The last time
08:47I came here
08:47You worked on me
08:48Yes
08:49You fixed me
08:50That's what I'm
08:51Trying to explain to you
08:52He's just coming from
08:53You are broken
08:54He was
08:55You look
08:56You are
08:56You still are
08:57No
08:57Whatever you think
08:58You did
08:58You didn't do it
08:59You are
09:00Don't tell me anything
09:01Everything is your mindset
09:02Oh
09:03Everything
09:03That's why
09:04We can say
09:05Therapist
09:06With big belly
09:07Normally
09:08A person
09:08With big belly
09:09Should be
09:10Doing
09:10Follow
09:11Like
09:11That follow
09:11With her
09:12Or something
09:12But
09:12Look at how
09:13He's looking
09:14Shapeless
09:14But he chose
09:15The part
09:16Of therapy
09:17And he can fix me
09:18He cannot fix me
09:20You are the one
09:21That
09:21You are a broken bottle
09:22I didn't bring you
09:23It's okay
09:24It's okay
09:25Please guys
09:25Why
09:26We are grown up
09:27We are grown up
09:28I'm not grown up
09:29Like we are grown
09:30I'm not grown
09:31Like you can't behave
09:32Like the Mr. Lassisi
09:33This is
09:34Literally
09:35The fifth time
09:36Work with me now
09:37I want to work with you
09:38I came here today
09:39To work with you
09:39But you brought
09:40Another
09:40A talk party
09:41Into a private session
09:43This is
09:43All private for us
09:44Anybody
09:45What is going on now
09:51You guys shouldn't do this
09:52A private can't work together
09:53Like literally
09:54I've already worked on you
09:56So you
09:56You just came here
09:57For check up
09:57Is there not really much
09:58Not really much
10:00Treatment or conversation
10:01I need to have with him
10:02It's you now
10:03Because your wife called
10:04Your wife booked
10:05This session
10:06She called
10:07She was like
10:07She's done
10:08I was like
10:09It's not possible
10:10The Mr. Lassisi
10:11I know
10:11Is somebody that
10:13Loves deeply
10:14Yes
10:14So it's just
10:15A
10:15It's just miscommunication
10:17If I can understand
10:18What is going on
10:18Yeah
10:19Please
10:19What was
10:20What happened yesterday
10:21Because she said
10:21You guys got into
10:23A heated argument
10:23Yesterday
10:24So she said
10:25She can't even explain
10:26That when you come
10:27You explain
10:28Yeah
10:28Please
10:29Just ignore him
10:30And please
10:30Can you shut the fuck up
10:31Can you tell
10:32Can you advise
10:33That
10:33That
10:34That
10:34That
10:35That
10:35Please
10:37Can you just
10:38Hold
10:38Hush it
10:39Please
10:40Hush it
10:41Please
10:42Hello sir
10:43Yes
10:44Please talk to me
10:44I want to believe
10:46This place
10:48Is a safe space
10:48Very safe
10:49Where I can speak freely
10:51Without being judged
10:52Yes
10:53I want to also assume
10:55That you are a professional
10:56Even though we are already
10:59In an unprofessional setting
11:00Please
11:01I urge you
11:02You see that shelf
11:04Beside you
11:05Help me look for a way
11:06To close it
11:06Where is it
11:09Oh
11:10Oh you mean him
11:13I don't understand
11:14What does he look like
11:15Can we address people
11:17How they want to be addressed
11:18How do you want to be addressed
11:20Please
11:20Master
11:21Please
11:21Can you call him master
11:22Please
11:23You are Mr. Lassisi
11:25We address you like that
11:26He is not married
11:28So we call him
11:29What
11:29Married
11:29You are married
11:31Yes
11:31Then you are also
11:32You are a mister now
11:33Why you not say master
11:34No
11:34Okay
11:35I want people to address me
11:36As heavenly father
11:37What is going on
11:39You people should address me
11:40As my lord
11:40He seems to want to choose
11:41Nickname
11:42Heavenly
11:42Do you see her
11:44Do you see her
11:46No
11:47You think
11:48You think you have her
11:49You seem like you are Karen
11:50God
11:52You think
11:52I am trying to
11:53See I am trying
11:53You don't get it
11:55I will never get it
11:56You don't get it
11:57I will never get it
11:58Ever since I came
12:00I have been very calm
12:01Yes
12:02Because you fixed me
12:03What is this
12:04This is a sign of humanity
12:05It's a sign of
12:07This is a sign of
12:08God with permission
12:08This is a sign of
12:10God with no better for you
12:11What is going on now
12:12Look at
12:12Look at
12:13Look at
12:13Look at
12:13Look at this
12:14Look at this
12:14This
12:15This stupid pot of steel
12:16You mean you want to do
12:18What you want to fake things for
12:19He is the one that came for therapy
12:21I came
12:22For checkup
12:23You came for what
12:24To warm your beans
12:25No
12:25I just passed by
12:27Passed by
12:28I want to tell him
12:29That he has done a good job
12:30In my life
12:31Like this
12:31And you are not ready to pass
12:33If he now did a bad job
12:36What would have happened
12:37You would have killed him
12:37With boxers and tons inglets
12:38You see what I am saying
12:42Like
12:43I think you are seeing
12:44The armor bar
12:44You are bringing
12:45I think you are seeing this
12:46You are seeing it
12:47These are my client
12:48All of you are my client
12:49And I know
12:49I am just like a father
12:50No matter the amount of kids you have
12:53You know them by their name
12:54Their behavior
12:55And their actions
12:55And I am telling you
12:57He is a very calm person
12:59I have dealt with him
13:00A couple of times
13:01But little things trigger him
13:03So that is why I say
13:04Just ignore him
13:05When I am done with you
13:07I will face him
13:07For now
13:08Yours is more pressing
13:09Because it just happened yesterday
13:11As a matter of fact
13:12As I am talking to you
13:13Your wife is already calling me
13:14I don't know
13:15I don't want this
13:16I don't want
13:16Like I have been with you
13:18For over a year
13:19As your therapist
13:19I don't want
13:20While you are with me
13:21You go through a divorce
13:22That is what
13:23That is something
13:24I don't want
13:25Please
13:26It's fine
13:27Please talk to me
13:28What happened
13:29Yesterday was
13:32Our
13:33My wife and I
13:34Our anniversary
13:35Oh
13:36Wonderful
13:37Don't clap
13:37Are you mad
13:38Are you mad
13:39You don't have to clap
13:40For my family
13:41Are you crazy
13:41Are you stupid
13:43Do you know me before
13:44He is just happy
13:45What is he happy for
13:46Does he know me before
13:46Why are you
13:47Don't be happy for me
13:48Are you mad
13:49I will be sad for you please
13:50Ah you said the guy is not going to be
13:52Be in this conversation
13:53You said you're already clapping
13:54He died for us to clap for my family
13:56Don't be happy for you
13:57Don't act
13:58Like what is wrong with you
14:00You're making you cry
14:02This is what I don't want
14:03Hey
14:04To break down here
14:05I don't want people to
14:06Don't worry
14:10I have
14:11It's me
14:11That I don't have to deal
14:13With my family
14:13Come talk to me
14:14Talk to me
14:15So like I was saying
14:16Before some
14:19Non-living things interrupted
14:21Myself and my wife had a
14:25A mutual misunderstanding yesterday
14:27You're a man
14:29Yes
14:29You know how
14:30You know how
14:31Walk
14:32Yeah
14:32Let me talk to the married people
14:33In the house
14:33The married ones
14:35That understand marriage
14:37And know the importance
14:38Of marriage
14:39No I'm not angry now
14:40And know
14:41I know how
14:42I know
14:43I know
14:45Oh guys
14:46Will you listen to my problem
14:47Will you listen to my problem
14:48I don't understand
14:49Kiss him now
14:50He says you love him so much
14:51Lick his lips now
14:51Lick his ear
14:52No
14:53Suck his lip now
14:54I don't understand
14:55I'm telling you my brother
14:55You are
14:56You are
14:57You are
14:57You are
14:57I'm telling you to calm down
14:58But can't somebody give you sign
15:00He's talking
15:01I'm telling you to calm down
15:02That's what I'm telling you
15:03Walk with me now
15:05Like all the time
15:07That I've given you therapy
15:08Is only when I'm doing discounts
15:09Like you have not benefited me
15:11Now that
15:11I want to show you
15:12What a real therapy session
15:13Look like
15:14Watch and learn
15:15I'm so sorry
15:16I'm so sorry
15:17I promise you
15:19I would not think
15:20I love the game
15:21Fantastic
15:22You get it
15:22From your husband's mouth
15:23You swallow
15:24Dead man
15:25Sir
15:29See that this now
15:29We stay
15:30You say that I'm not the first person
15:31Sir you have embarrassed yourself now
15:32In front of this
15:33Okay
15:33You can't say mouthless man
15:34Are you my dad asking
15:35Is this about me now
15:36Are you forming alliance with me
15:37No I'm not for me now
15:38I just want to know the truth
15:39Okay you
15:40You need to say mouthless man
15:41My mouth doesn't smell
15:42Okay but something
15:43They burn for you
15:44Maybe
15:45Maybe
15:46Because I've been telling them
15:47I've been having rat problems here
15:48Maybe
15:49Or maybe me
15:51I don't know
15:52Maybe you
15:52Yes please
15:53Can you just
15:54Please
15:55Continue please
15:56Yesterday was your anniversary
15:57That's where you stopped
15:58You know how it is
16:00As a man
16:00If you have watched
16:02To this point of the video
16:03I'm sure you are enjoying the video
16:05Please
16:06I beg you
16:07Subscribe
16:08Like
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16:15God bless you
16:16And I told
16:18Baba you know how things can be
16:19Yes
16:20As men
16:20We get very busy
16:21I didn't forget the anniversary
16:23The plan was that
16:26We will sell
16:27One of our cars
16:28We have three cars
16:29Oh I wonder if I
16:30We have four cars
16:31I have mine
16:32She has hers
16:33We have one for the children
16:34Running around
16:34And we have one for other
16:35Activities
16:36I said okay
16:37Let's sell one of the cars
16:38I don't have
16:39I'm not financially buoyant
16:40Right now
16:40I want to use this money
16:42Let me take you on a trip
16:43You know
16:43Let's explore
16:44Let's enjoy
16:45Our anniversary
16:46And she said okay
16:47Do you know I travelled yesterday
16:49By the time I will come back to Lagos
16:52This woman put my own car
16:55Your own personal car
16:56My own personal car
16:58Up for sale
16:59It was already a buyer
17:01And I had made 50% deposit
17:03I go back to the house
17:04I didn't see my car in the compound
17:07I said what's going on
17:08She said oh honey
17:09It's for our anniversary
17:11I don't understand
17:13What are you shaking your head for?
17:16And he said why didn't you put 50%?
17:17Why not 70%?
17:18Oga
17:18If your neck is spinning
17:19You better go in peace
17:20Better go to your toilet
17:21No no
17:22He's asking a viable question
17:23He said why did the person
17:24Put down payment of 50%?
17:26That's not what I'm asking
17:27You don't have been
17:28Is that what I asked?
17:29Bro I'm trying to make this
17:30A very calm session
17:32Well that's not what I asked
17:33What did you ask?
17:34I said why did they put 50%?
17:36Why not 70%?
17:37That's what I just said
17:39Yes
17:40So cute
17:40He was asking me like
17:42Okay you know what
17:43So the person put this 50%
17:44Because you are the one
17:45That said let them sell one car
17:47So maybe she misunderstood you
17:48That you are sacrificing
17:49She can never misunderstand it
17:51She knows that my car
17:52Oga you know how you married
17:54But don't you have a car?
17:55Don't you know how your car is
17:56To you as a man?
17:57Should I answer?
17:58Yes please
17:59I don't have a car
17:59No
18:00Yeah I don't
18:01I know my job makes me look rich
18:03Bro you are not pissing me off
18:06Like can you let me talk to my
18:08Let me do my
18:09I'm walking here
18:10Can you walk with me?
18:11Let me walk
18:12This is unbelievable
18:15I can't believe I'm here
18:16And the third party is listening to my family problem
18:20And instead of you to have him excuse us
18:23You are still encouraging him
18:25I'm basating his ego
18:27I'm sorry
18:27Let me just leave
18:28Let him leave
18:29Are you begging him?
18:30See you need to understand how hectic this work
18:33I don't understand though
18:34Let me just
18:35No
18:35I said bro look at me
18:37Why are you not closing your eyes if you wanted to beg you?
18:38Are you mad?
18:39He looks harmless now
18:40This guy is a murderer
18:41I don't know him before
18:43I know him
18:43Ha ha
18:44Say he looks harmless
18:46Idiot
18:47I will
18:49You are just stupid
18:50You are squinting your eye
18:52Look at this
18:53I don't know what he drank before
18:54Look at your eye
18:54Look at who drank
18:55Oh my god
18:55Let me tell you guys a proverb
18:58Oga keep your proverb to yourself
19:00You guys should not do that
19:01This is my office
19:02This is my work
19:03I'm here to help you
19:05And I'm also here to help you
19:06So both of you should make my work easy
19:09I know
19:09I'm a man like you
19:10I have personal problems
19:11But I keep my problems aside
19:12Don't listen to the words
19:14And the chaos
19:14And the chaos of people
19:16Please
19:17I will blow you
19:18I will blow you for jaw
19:20I'm telling you
19:20Sorry
19:21Turn here to work
19:23Like we are all humans
19:25Let's not behave like animals
19:26That's what I'm saying
19:28Let's behave like humans
19:29I'm saying the proverb
19:30I want to tell you
19:31Is about the proverb
19:31Jesus gave in the bible
19:33Where a rich man
19:34Gave two prodigal sons
19:35Gave one one coin
19:36Gave one two coin
19:37Gave one five coin
19:38Gave one bitcoin
19:39And gave the last one
19:42Cryptocurrency
19:42This is not going to work
19:45If all of you
19:46Start behaving like him
19:48This is because
19:49You are the one
19:49That is bringing
19:50What I don't know
19:50What prodigal sons
19:51Had to do with this stuff
19:52All I'm saying is that
19:53All of them went out
19:54And came back with
19:54Different results
19:55Now whatever I say here
19:57Everybody will go
19:58And come back with
19:59Different results
19:59You always come back
20:00Angrier than you came
20:01The first time
20:02You always come back
20:03More useless than you
20:04Came the first time
20:05What do you mean?
20:06Yes
20:06The last time you came
20:07You say you literally
20:08Told me you are mentally unstable
20:09And I'm working with somebody
20:10That is mentally unstable
20:11You can't even be
20:12Like
20:13Work with me
20:14Yeah I'm working with you
20:15Yeah he told me
20:16I won't lie to you
20:17He told me that
20:17You can't
20:18I'm so sorry man
20:20Don't look at it
20:20That I'm opening up
20:21Your secrets to somebody
20:22To his total stranger
20:23We are old
20:24Yeah
20:25Like
20:25Let's
20:26So you can't
20:26Hold my own secrets
20:27To him
20:28No I don't want
20:28He will stop shouting though
20:30He will stop shouting though
20:31He will be more compassionate
20:31He will stop shouting though
20:33The word needs just
20:33Like
20:34A drop of water
20:35He will stop shouting though
20:36Like somebody
20:37Like you can see
20:38He is breaking down
20:40Like
20:41The word
20:41Like
20:42The word cannot move forward
20:43If everybody is just
20:44Applying violence
20:45That's the whole point
20:47Of a therapy
20:47Like
20:48To be honest
20:50In all that part of the world
20:51Please how they do therapy
20:52Everybody sits down
20:53On a round table
20:54And we open up to each other
20:55You might find somebody
20:56That has a similar problem
20:58Like you
20:58And we tell you
20:59How he's
20:59If I want to go to
21:01AA meeting
21:02There are 14
21:03Close to my house
21:04I know where they are
21:05If I want to go and sit down
21:06With drunkard
21:07And people that have other things
21:08I know where to bond with them
21:10So you cannot
21:11Hey
21:12Oh so sorry
21:13Hey
21:14Are you mad
21:15I have no emotions
21:17Emotions are what happened
21:18Do you know what I'm going through
21:19Okay
21:20Oh yeah
21:20Talk what you are going through
21:21You are just here
21:22Do you know what I'm going through
21:23I'm sorry
21:24Don't touch me
21:25Hey bro
21:25I will blow your eye
21:27Wait till they do you
21:28No
21:28Is this first
21:29They're concerned with us
21:30Yes now
21:31You are not working with me now
21:32They're not concerned
21:33I'm following you
21:34I'm coming with this guy here since
21:35You have been making
21:36You have been making the news
21:37I'm sorry
21:37You're not going to be now
21:38I should have told you
21:39To leave my office
21:40But no
21:40I said stay
21:41So then let's all
21:42Let's all work together
21:43But you're not making it easy for me
21:45Oh my god
21:55You know what
21:56The world can never be a better place
21:57Do you know why
21:58This world
21:59Never
22:00If you touch me again
22:01Okay so
22:03What am I
22:04Why am I your therapist
22:05If I cannot enter your personal space
22:08You know I'm actually just having a rethink
22:09About everything that has happened
22:11Since the day I met you
22:12Since the day you came into my life
22:14You've been a problem
22:17You've added to the problem in my family
22:19You are
22:20I think you were sent from the devil
22:23To destroy my home
22:25Because every time I decide to come back here
22:27And consider this session
22:29I always live with regret
22:31I live with so much
22:33And let me just
22:34Regret will not live your life
22:35Because I don't know why I'm even here
22:37And this man
22:38Is here with us
22:39You claim you want the best for your client
22:42But you are not even taking steps
22:43That should
22:43That guarantees that
22:44Are you not supposed to understand that
22:46Okay I want to have
22:47I feel like you are here with me
22:49Okay you know what
22:50Just don't talk now
22:51Let us
22:51So that you see how people open up
22:54Maybe you have a problem opening up
22:55Now I will show you
22:57How
22:57Properly
22:58People who understand
23:00The concept of community
23:02The concept of community
23:04Please
23:05Chikwebuka
23:06Please
23:07Can you tell me
23:08Can you
23:09I need you to open up
23:10I need you to talk to me
23:11About what
23:12Since the last time you came here
23:14The progress that has happened in your life
23:17Up until this point
23:18Please just open up
23:19I want to open up
23:20Let's hear from you
23:21Yes
23:21That's just what my brother
23:28I don't open up
23:30Like what
23:32Like is English a problem
23:34Like so
23:35Open up to me
23:36What
23:36You open your leg
23:38Tell me your mind
23:41Like
23:41Talk to me
23:42I want to show this man
23:44I'm trying to prove to him
23:46That
23:46My therapy works
23:48Yes
23:48Because I've worked on you
23:50Like you said
23:50Yes
23:51You said you have become a better person
23:52Since the last time you came here
23:53Yes
23:54So I want you to just
23:55Run me through the process
23:56The things that have changed
23:57The things you used to do before
23:58That you no longer do
23:59Yes
24:00Or the things
24:00Or how this has improved
24:01Your
24:02Your community standards
24:04Yes
24:04Please listen
24:06Okay
24:07Mr
24:08Lassisi
24:10Lassisi
24:11Which can you
24:12That's his name
24:13Please
24:14Can you note it
24:14Not
24:15I'm talking about you
24:16Now that's his name
24:17Livin
24:17Please
24:18Yes
24:19So first of all
24:20I need to understand
24:21That
24:22Everything is right about anger
24:24Everything is right
24:26I don't know
24:27I don't know
24:28You will never get there
24:30You will never get there
24:31I will not let you do this
24:32Trailer with Jari
24:33Before you get there
24:33I'm going to fight him now
24:34See what's going on
24:35Kata will hit you
24:36Before you get there
24:36You see what's going on
24:38Are you mad
24:39What is going on here
24:40Are you mad
24:40Are you mad
24:41Can you stop
24:42Like why are you getting physical
24:44Why are you stealing my chest
24:45Ponds
24:46What's wrong with you
24:47What's wrong with you now
24:49Do you have kleptomania
24:50Like
24:52Lassisi
24:53I'm not going to take this from you
24:55Yes
24:56I don't know
24:57You sat down here
24:57You are the one that is supposed to be doing the job
24:59He's advising
25:00What is he advising me for
25:01He's not coming up to be advised by a stranger
25:03Can you listen to him
25:04He's trying to just use this
25:05Look at this bald crab
25:07I came here talking to you
25:08You're telling me
25:08You carry this kind of stupid hair
25:09Murako hair
25:10Tell me
25:11Are you normal
25:12Look at this
25:12Yes
25:13No, no, no
25:20No, no
25:20No, let me talk to you
25:21Okay
25:22Please just listen
25:24The fact that I have come
25:26Doesn't mean that I'm not upset
25:30Hey, that is self control
25:31Facing me
25:32What is this?
25:34I'm coming here
25:37I saw somebody
25:38I saw somebody's head like a macadopier.
25:44I did not get upset.
25:45I did not body shaming.
25:47Did I tell you your head was like a macadopier?
25:49I didn't know that.
25:50You didn't do that.
25:53Now, I looked at him.
25:55I was patient.
25:57Even when your mouth was smelly, did I tell you?
25:59Yes, you told me, you bastard.
26:01You told me.
26:02You still told me now, just a couple of seconds ago,
26:05you fucking idiot.
26:06This is smelly, this is smelly.
26:10So, that's what I'm trying to let you know.
26:12Deep down, I've been craving tapping this man.
26:18You want to give me one.
26:19Now, why?
26:20What did I do?
26:21No.
26:22But will I do it?
26:23Of course.
26:24No, but you can't do it.
26:25I won't let you do that in my office.
26:27Like, what are you explaining for me?
26:30Precious.
26:30Okay, continue.
26:33I want you to tell me the things that have changed in your life.
26:35So that he can open up.
26:37Ever since I came here.
26:39Yes.
26:40Do you know what I want to do to you?
26:41Oh.
26:42Do you know what I want to do to you?
26:45With your strong lips, see your lips like my shoe.
26:48Do you know what I want to do to you?
26:49See your lips like Seto White Monish Nyash.
26:51See, see, see, see, see.
26:53How do you know about White Monish Nyash?
26:54Like, where are we going with this conversation now?
26:56How do you know White Monish Nyash?
26:57Can you guys...
26:58How do you know the lining and the centering of lining of...
27:00You watch China's TV.
27:01I don't watch it.
27:02I don't watch it.
27:03You don't watch China's TV.
27:04Calm down!
27:05You know what I want to do now?
27:06Who got you out?
27:07Who got him?
27:08Now you go ask.
27:09That's what's going on now.
27:10You guys should calm down.
27:11Ah-ah!
27:12You don't ignore him.
27:13You ignore him.
27:14It's what you came for.
27:15It's what you came for.
27:16Now you guys are attacking each other.
27:18How can this work?
27:19Do you see that the same way you need help, you need help?
27:21I don't need help.
27:23So why are you here?
27:24I don't need help.
27:25If you don't see the importance of this therapy, you won't have come here.
27:28You won't have come here.
27:29You're about to lose your marriage.
27:30You're about to lose your job.
27:31My marriage is his tax.
27:32If your marriage is shaking and it's falling down, your marriage is already having gonorrhea
27:37and whatever, it's your marriage.
27:38My own marriage is waxing strong.
27:40I only came here because I didn't want the money she had paid to waste.
27:43That's why I came here.
27:44But there's an issue.
27:45You go back home and there's a fight.
27:46You face the fight.
27:47You go back home, there's poverty waiting for you.
27:51Now this one has a home.
27:52That's what I'm saying.
27:53I was wondering.
27:54It's fake.
27:55This one gets home.
27:56This one gets home like this.
27:57I don't have.
27:58Okay, you know what?
27:59Failure.
28:00Can you fuck to me?
28:01Where?
28:02I spit on you.
28:03Since you don't want to open up, please, what are the things that you used to do before
28:06that you no longer do again?
28:07What?
28:08What are the things you used to do before you met me?
28:10Yes.
28:11That you no longer do again?
28:16I'm sure since he met you, it has increased the way he masturbates.
28:18Look at his face.
28:19Why is he so fucked?
28:20You've lost so much weight.
28:21Why is he saying something like that?
28:22You have lost so much weight.
28:23I can see it.
28:24Look at you.
28:25I can imagine your hand is telling you.
28:27Left.
28:28You shut up.
28:29What is wrong with you?
28:30You used your left.
28:31I knew it when I saw your hand.
28:33I could see the angle.
28:34Listen.
28:35You are getting it all wrong.
28:36Try to use your right so that you can balance it out.
28:38Yeah.
28:39So you don't start walking like somebody that is swept off.
28:41If I use right, I will balance.
28:43You see?
28:44No.
28:46Right hand to masturbate.
28:47Why did you go?
28:48You know what?
28:49Now that, can we just shake it off?
28:51Let's just shake it out, please.
28:52We will not make any headway if we keep going like this.
28:55You guys have ignored me, the therapist, and you guys are not focusing on each other.
29:00I don't like that.
29:01I like to banter with my clients.
29:03Talk to me.
29:04Even though you want to tell him anything.
29:06Ignore him.
29:07Talk to me.
29:08Tell me and I will tell him.
29:09Okay.
29:10Let me tell him that he's a bastard.
29:12And if I catch him outside, he will not finish.
29:14Tell him.
29:15What did he say?
29:16You heard him now.
29:17I don't get him.
29:18You tell me that he's doing your job.
29:19I don't want to instigate anybody.
29:21Do your job.
29:22Okay.
29:23He's saying you're a bastard.
29:24He says you're a bastard.
29:26He says you're a bastard.
29:27Yes.
29:28That you are good for nothing.
29:30It does not matter.
29:31It does.
29:32It does.
29:33How can somebody tell you something and you cannot go with this?
29:36I don't want this to be a hit.
29:38What is wrong with you now?
29:39Please.
29:40Can you talk?
29:41Okay.
29:42You know what?
29:43You don't want to open up.
29:44I have opened up.
29:45You have not opened up.
29:46You have not said anything that made sense.
29:47What did you used to do before that you don't do again?
29:51So that he can see a testimony and he can open up to me.
29:54I can't see any testimony from this animal.
29:57Why are you trying to force greatness on a mad person?
30:00Why are you trying so hard?
30:02I thought you are better than this.
30:03Are you not great?
30:05You see?
30:06This is wasted spermatozoa.
30:09This is wasted spermatozoa.
30:11Look at somebody you are trying to talk to.
30:13I've told you.
30:14You don't have to accept insults.
30:17Don't tell me.
30:18Don't tell me.
30:19Why don't I have to accept?
30:21That's not who you are.
30:22You are who you say you are.
30:23And so it's me.
30:24The grace.
30:25I am who I say I am.
30:27Okay.
30:28Are you who you say you are?
30:30I know you are what you say.
30:31I said you are a useless bastard.
30:33A failure in life that can never amount to anything in this life.
30:36And if you ever amount to anything, that is the day you will calm down because you are useless.
30:40Wow.
30:41Is that who you are?
30:43Yes.
30:44Yes.
30:45Yes.
30:46That's who he is.
30:47Look at him.
30:48No bearing whatsoever.
30:49And that is the kind of person you want to advise me.
30:51It's okay.
30:52I should open up too.
30:53No, no, no.
30:54Have you not seen that you have failed as a therapist?
30:56I am coming back to you.
30:57Let me put on my serious glasses.
30:59Um, Chuko Ibuka.
31:00So last month.
31:01Yeah.
31:02There was a time you called me.
31:04You were.
31:05I flashed easy that call.
31:06Okay.
31:07I called you back.
31:08Yeah.
31:09You were about to get into a fight.
31:10Because your electrician spots your bob and does not want to make a reform.
31:14Yes.
31:15And I told you to control yourself.
31:17Are you able to control that situation?
31:19No, I was in prison.
31:20In prison.
31:21In prison.
31:22In prison.
31:23In prison.
31:24But you said you ignored him and you left the house.
31:28Yeah.
31:29That's after I burst the egg.
31:31My God.
31:32Okay.
31:33You know what?
31:34Can I just quickly round up with you so that I can just handle him?
31:38Because I don't think he wants to open up while you're here.
31:41So we're just going to ignore him.
31:43He's...
31:44I thought you have gotten somewhere with him but it seems...
31:47So this is somebody you thought you have gotten somewhere with that cannot open up in front of me?
31:50No.
31:51He just opened up now that he killed somebody.
31:54Do you know what it takes for him?
31:56Yeah, I was seeing egg.
31:57Yes.
31:58Like what?
31:59Whatever he said.
32:00He just opened up about something that...
32:02Do you know this can land in jail?
32:03So I have not opened up about my wife and the country of the car.
32:06No.
32:07You stop.
32:08You didn't get to the point.
32:09He...
32:10I'm just trying to let you know that.
32:11For him to open up about something like this that can get him to jail.
32:14Then talk to me.
32:15I want to talk...
32:16You came in here wearing red and black.
32:18Where?
32:19Trump's presence.
32:20I'll tell you.
32:21I'll finish my story.
32:22Okay.
32:23But bro to bro.
32:24I'll visit you in jail.
32:25Bro to bro.
32:26Will you guys plan to go to jail?
32:27Yeah, yeah.
32:28On Thursday.
32:29You are mad.
32:30He's going to jail now.
32:31You just said he has done something...
32:32I said he opened up about something that can get him to jail.
32:36He's not going to jail.
32:37And you...
32:38Do you have any...
32:39Like what...
32:40You have plans to go to jail?
32:41You have plans to commit a crime?
32:42Yes, yes.
32:43On Thursday.
32:44On Thursday?
32:45Yes.
32:46You see?
32:47No, just...
32:48Just go on, please.
32:49What happened?
32:50Anyway...
32:51We got into a heated argument.
32:54When I realized that my car was sold...
32:57I lost my cool.
32:59And...
33:00I must have said some things that I did not mean to say.
33:03You know how anger is.
33:05Sometimes you speak from the...
33:07From the...
33:08The...
33:09The urgency of the moment.
33:11Not because you...
33:12You...
33:13You have such intentions.
33:14And I think she must have read different meanings to what I said.
33:17What do you mean all of this?
33:18You never hit her?
33:19No.
33:20No, I trust you.
33:21I can never hit a woman.
33:22I can never hit...
33:23Yeah, I did.
33:24I did.
33:25You did?
33:26And I wasn't happy about it.
33:27I...
33:28I think I was out of line.
33:29I went overboard.
33:30You know?
33:31And that's because...
33:32I think most men...
33:33Are being...
33:34People don't take...
33:36A cognizance of how men...
33:38Men's mental health is.
33:40The only thing we find balance in is...
33:42Our game.
33:43Our men's time.
33:44Our cars.
33:45And if...
33:49I don't know, sir.
33:50We're talking about his wife here.
33:52We're talking about his wife.
33:53Did I tell you it's my mechanic that I'm talking about?
33:55I don't understand.
33:56Oh, I thought she's my mechanic.
33:58No, it's a wife.
33:59Like you should not...
34:00Like you should not like...
34:01We have got it somewhere.
34:03He's opening up.
34:04I was...
34:05That's what I'm trying to tell you.
34:06Do you have your wife?
34:07Do you have your...
34:08Are you married?
34:09Yes.
34:10Is your wife somebody you can trust?
34:11Only on Wednesday...
34:12On Thursday and Friday...
34:13On Thursday and Friday...
34:14You should say...
34:15Use less person.
34:16Yes, yes.
34:17Very mean blood, sir.
34:18Yeah.
34:19You know what?
34:20There are some people that...
34:21Approach things differently.
34:23Sure.
34:24I don't want you to beat yourself...
34:26Because of the way you have approached this situation.
34:28Anger is not something we can control most times.
34:31But I will only say...
34:32The best solution to anger in a heated situation like that...
34:36Is walking away.
34:37It's not easy.
34:38Yes.
34:39You just have to close your eyes...
34:41Close your mind and just walk away.
34:43It's stressful.
34:44It's a place.
34:45It's a place.
34:46What is going on?
34:47Are you okay?
34:48I'm talking to him.
34:49What's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not sweating, dude.
34:51What's going on here?
34:52What's going on?
34:53I knew you were watching.
34:54Wait, see.
34:55I knew you were watching.
34:56I knew you were watching.
34:57You were watching.
34:59You were watching.
35:00I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
35:01Mike, what is wrong with me?
35:02But, what just happened there?
35:03He just said no man.
35:04Here I'm thinking about...
35:05I'm thinking...
35:06They said the best they to do.
35:07Walk away.
35:08That's just this is.
35:09Listen.
35:10You want to get physical.
35:11What are we going on?
35:12That's what you are trying to do.
35:13What are you going on?
35:14What do you want to do?
35:15What are you doing?
35:16Are you mad?
35:17Are you mad?
35:19Are you stupid?
35:20Are you stupid?
35:22You are not going to kick me now.
35:23You are a fool!
35:24I'm not mad.
35:25Are you mad?
35:26it's okay it's okay please maybe we'll book another time jesus
35:45what just happened i can't taste it i can't taste it
35:49it's an acidic mess like what is going on now you're overreacting to mess you even have to shout
36:06for your wife you have the mouth i think this is what i think this is what you brought me to
36:13i will blow you i'll go blow you
36:15what do you want to punch your own your own client oh no no you don't say it's my club but you are
36:23approaching me now you are approaching me do you know that client that you just sent away was one
36:28of my most important clients i'm making a documentary that said that the guys don't
36:32be paying yourself a certain promo yes but i'm making a documentary on him because i've never
36:36seen his kind of situation you talk to me open up about your wife now you're going back home now
36:41they will have sold your car don't worry please maybe we'll let's reschedule another day like
36:47i'm i don't know i don't everything is just messed up please please um just look at you now you know
36:54what you know what you're a good man i'll be honest with you i am i keep telling people these things
37:02thank you i just i just pray that someday your good would you know pay off i see what you do i see
37:09how you make try your effort you know somebody finally sees it but anyway life is just right
37:24my god my god
37:26my god
37:33fuck this job
37:35hope this work
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