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Anger Management ft EFE WARRI BOY || Dr Craze || Therapy Session EP 32
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00:00What are you saying?
00:01What are you saying?
00:02What are you saying with the government?
00:03Let me ask you now.
00:04Let me ask you now.
00:05If you are standing here now and you walked into my office to find out that the person
00:09sitting here is actually the sitting president, what would you do?
00:13Of which country?
00:14Of this country.
00:15Of Nigeria.
00:16Of Nigeria.
00:17He can't sit here.
00:18Trust me.
00:19He can't.
00:20He can't.
00:21He can't.
00:22Don't do that.
00:23I will break your head, dude.
00:26Amati, what is wrong with you now?
00:29Is it not last two weeks I brought the car to your office, to your mechanic workshop?
00:34You worked on it.
00:35Now, this week, you are still telling me that Cabretto is giving a problem.
00:39Hey, no, let me know.
00:40Everybody, they live for Lagos that enter the ranch.
00:43Are you telling me they have Cabretto problem?
00:46My friend, just let me finish this therapy session.
00:49I'm coming to your workshop.
00:52Sorry, my brother.
00:53All these mechanics.
00:54You don't have to be sorry.
00:55Uh-uh.
00:56The country is in chaos.
00:57You don't have to be sorry.
00:58You see that mechanic that you are talking about now?
00:59Yeah.
01:00It's not the mechanic's fault.
01:01If they put the hike of fire in the situation where people cannot touch it, this is what
01:06you get now.
01:07Yes.
01:08The mechanics will charge you extra.
01:09You understand?
01:10So you don't have to shout at that mechanic?
01:11No, I have to shout.
01:12No!
01:13Don't do that.
01:14No, the mechanics are not quite terrible.
01:15It will get me angry.
01:16I'm telling you what to do.
01:17You are telling me.
01:18But why would you come to my office and I'm telling you, say, the mechanics.
01:20We are not discussing your office.
01:21We are discussing Nigeria.
01:22Are you not listening to me?
01:23Who is talking about your office?
01:24You think it's your office that will solve the problem of this country now?
01:27No, of course.
01:28Exactly.
01:29Of course.
01:30So why are you yelling at the mechanic?
01:31I'm so sorry.
01:32Can you apologize to the mechanic?
01:33I'm so sorry.
01:34I will text him now.
01:35Very good.
01:36I love the energy I'm getting.
01:37I mean, you just came to my office and you can already.
01:40It's like you're even the one giving me therapy now.
01:42Do you know the traffic?
01:43I was in traffic for hours.
01:46Because they refused to do alternative.
01:49What is going on?
01:50Are you serious?
01:51I would have turned back if this was not important.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Go ahead, please.
01:56Don't let me stop you.
01:57Don't let me stop you.
01:58So, your pastor was the one that booked this session for you.
02:04And I guess for a man of God to book a therapy session for his member, two things.
02:11First thing.
02:12Let me tell you the first thing.
02:13The first thing is that that pastor had the effluent chain.
02:17This is why he booked the session.
02:19Because he said, your anger is getting over the roof.
02:21I said, why will I not be angry?
02:23How will you increase tight from 10% to 15%?
02:26Are you serious?
02:27I said to him.
02:28He has become the Moses of our time now.
02:30I said, okay.
02:31Pastor, wait till.
02:32Wait till.
02:33Wait till.
02:34I don't want to tell you why.
02:35I don't want to listen to explanations.
02:36The action itself is a problem.
02:38Yes.
02:39Tie it to fwe now.
02:40Tie it to fwe.
02:41Okay.
02:42Tie it to fwe.
02:43Yeah, fwe increase price.
02:44And do this price.
02:45Tie that thing that I said now to fwe.
02:47You see that they are being the same character.
02:49How will you increase?
02:50You see that you are this tight now.
02:52Are you paying transport to go and pray to Jesus?
02:54Hmm.
02:55Are you using motto?
02:57I get your points.
02:58I get your points now.
02:59But what I'm saying is.
03:01Let me finish.
03:02Okay.
03:03Let me finish.
03:04Please.
03:05Okay.
03:06I will let you finish.
03:07The chief of staff.
03:08Hmm.
03:09Of the federal government told us that.
03:10He is in a working.
03:12What's it called?
03:13Working visit.
03:14Are you listening to this people?
03:16I am.
03:17She will increase for that you left the country.
03:19That's crazy.
03:20And my pastor had the earth laundry.
03:22To book session for me.
03:23You know the reason why he booked for you.
03:25Because I feel like.
03:26Maybe he must have prayed spiritually.
03:28He must have done deliverance.
03:30Fasting and everything.
03:31And he saw that this is not a spiritual problem.
03:33What do you think?
03:34This is a trap.
03:35No you.
03:36From what you said now.
03:37From what I'm seeing.
03:38Yes.
03:39What do you think?
03:40You think that a pastor gave up on his member.
03:41I said he cannot do it.
03:42Because they increased my price.
03:43No wait now.
03:44Bro.
03:45Okay sorry.
03:46Bro.
03:47You know.
03:48The thing that we have here today.
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:50Is when I start telling you that.
03:51The imperialist economies.
03:53Mm-hmm.
03:54The petty bourgeoisie schools.
03:55Mm-hmm.
03:56The Amino Kano Talakawas.
03:58I know the problem.
03:59The von derwey of political gerontocrats.
04:01Mm-hmm.
04:02Who have masturbated themselves in the corridors of power.
04:04For a period of iron.
04:05When I start telling you about them.
04:06If you interrupt people.
04:07They may have issues.
04:08I may.
04:09Because I have the in-depth in-depthness.
04:11Of why fair price.
04:13Must not be.
04:14Must not be.
04:15Must not be increased.
04:16Okay.
04:17I understand you.
04:18Yes.
04:19But what I'm saying is.
04:20The same way you just told me.
04:21We will not have problem.
04:22Let me not interrupt you.
04:23Mm-hmm.
04:24I also don't want to have problem with you.
04:26What you came in.
04:27Are you.
04:28Were you.
04:29Are you into politics?
04:30Are you holding any political position?
04:31The problem that is.
04:32The problem.
04:33Tell you what the problem is.
04:34Mm-hmm.
04:35Is that okay.
04:36Let me listen to what this man has to say.
04:38I don't like your suit.
04:39That's not.
04:40I don't like you too.
04:41No.
04:42I don't like your suit.
04:43I'm not talking about you.
04:44You are.
04:45You are.
04:46You are.
04:47There's a difference.
04:48That is fine.
04:49I choose my ways.
04:50Me I'm saying.
04:51Normally I don't like people.
04:52Okay.
04:53But you in particular.
04:54The energy you have brought into this office.
04:55I'm just trying to channel in my own energy.
04:58Because you came.
04:59Do you know.
05:00Do you know that.
05:01Do you know that.
05:02Do you know that.
05:03You know you came at me with force.
05:04Bro.
05:05Do you know that.
05:06You came at me with force.
05:07Do you know you sound exactly.
05:08Like one of the governors.
05:09Maybe I will be a governor.
05:10Who was asked.
05:11This.
05:12This road that you gave this amount.
05:14Of.
05:15Of money for this contract to be done.
05:16Now.
05:17This was the.
05:18As a governor.
05:19The scene.
05:20Of the very very road.
05:21Cannot be.
05:22Put into.
05:23A.
05:24A.
05:25A.
05:26A.
05:27A.
05:28A.
05:29A.
05:30A.
05:31A.
05:32DING TUS thinking.
05:34Justない.
05:35A.
05:36.
05:37What.
05:38You're.
05:39A.
05:40How do you know.
05:41This means they don't know why am I'RE there.
05:42So let me explain why you here.
05:43Okay.
05:44Your pastor felt I'm not gay.
05:45Do not measure my pastor.
05:46Yeah.
05:47I don't know.
05:48Wow.
05:49Wow.
05:50My.
05:51I just want to tell you the genesis of you coming here.
05:52I can ask for it now.
05:53No.
05:54Yes.
05:55Now to power this place short.
05:56Now boy are not angry.
05:57I am.
05:58Bro.
05:59I'm losing me.
06:00Do you know how expensive it is to run this place?
06:03Are you asking me?
06:03And then useless people will come to my office.
06:05Wait, now, are you asking?
06:06It's my first time here.
06:08Yes.
06:08So why are you asking me if I know how much to run this place?
06:11You spoke, you asked me if I...
06:13I did not ask you a question.
06:15What are you about, bro?
06:16I'm not about anything.
06:17I'm saying that the government has put us...
06:20Oh, yeah, if you're quality with government, don't call you...
06:23That's what I said.
06:24Well, don't channel your anger towards me.
06:26Why will I not be angry, bro?
06:27You, if it's 13 years after independence, we're still talking about zoning?
06:31Hmm.
06:32It's reflective of the fact that Nigeria still wallows
06:35in a state of Maginsteinian statism,
06:37carcarrous tribalism,
06:39ethnocentric juvinism,
06:40syphilistic parochialism,
06:42and state brigadish.
06:43What the fuck is that?
06:44Do you know what that means?
06:45No.
06:46I don't know, too.
06:46What the fuck is that saying?
06:48It's wrong.
06:49You understand what I'm saying?
06:50Do you know something about being angry?
06:52Don't be telling me you know you.
06:53I don't know.
06:54I don't know.
06:55I will not be asking questions now.
06:56You are not asking questions.
06:57You are telling me.
06:58Go ahead.
06:58Okay.
06:59We seem to be on the same page.
07:00No, we are not on the same page.
07:01I don't have anger issues.
07:03You have anger issues.
07:03I don't have anger issues.
07:04You're angry at the government.
07:05Yes, I'm angry at the government.
07:06That is an issue.
07:07You don't want me to have anger issues now.
07:08That is an issue.
07:09No.
07:09If I have anger issues, I'll be angry at you, bro.
07:11They don't point you where to angry at me.
07:13What did I do to you?
07:13Is this a joke?
07:14Is this a comedy show?
07:17What is wrong with you?
07:18Is he talking to somebody else?
07:19I'm talking to you.
07:20You can't hear.
07:21I'm not in local government.
07:22Why are you, everything is not political, bro.
07:25It's political.
07:26It's political.
07:27It's political.
07:28Tell me now, the food you eat.
07:29Let's say now you buy indomie and cook indomie.
07:31Are you saying there are no dudes?
07:33What is political about you just going and cooking?
07:35I don't eat it.
07:37You don't eat it?
07:38No.
07:38Ask me questions about things that I eat.
07:40What is going on?
07:42We are discussing for a price.
07:43You are bringing it to food.
07:44This is why there is a problem in Nigeria.
07:47This is why there is a problem in Nigeria, bro.
07:48Your pastor is calling me, so I will.
07:51Hello, sir.
07:53I am, I am, I am, yes.
07:55The member is here.
07:56Look at him.
07:57I'm asking why he increased tight from 10% to 15%.
08:00I'm asking.
08:00I'm handling him.
08:01He's touching.
08:02He's bringing me here when he's supposed to be sitting here.
08:03No, we are at the point of the therapy now.
08:05He's just pouring out his anger.
08:07He will calm down.
08:08I'm not angry.
08:09Okay.
08:10So, Mr. Ife.
08:11I'm not, I'm not angry.
08:12I want to ask you something.
08:13I'm not angry.
08:14I know you are not angry.
08:15Good.
08:16Let us ask.
08:16Because if I get angry, then we realize that, okay, this is anger now.
08:21Ah, you want to go there?
08:22Yes.
08:23You are dangerous.
08:23I want to go there also.
08:24You are dangerous.
08:25I want to get angry.
08:25I go out loud.
08:26What have you done to the government?
08:28What is my fucking business with the government?
08:30What is your fucking business with the government?
08:31I don't give a damn fucking shit, bro.
08:33Is this a joke?
08:34It's you that have brought the joke.
08:35For every time.
08:37Listen to me.
08:38Every time you have the opportunity to air your demonstrable carang.
08:42Do you think this is you must not forget?
08:44All your rancencillations, all your adumprations, all your verbagony co-lefusions must be put forward by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by.
08:54I think I understand what is going on with you.
08:56This frustration of the government.
08:59I have been frustrated for years.
09:01Not for years.
09:02For six months.
09:03Please.
09:03No.
09:04No.
09:05Please.
09:05It's not my frustration.
09:06This is not a new trauma.
09:07This is an old trauma.
09:09Now this one is quite a bomb.
09:10Six months is not old enough.
09:12Six months cannot do this damage to you.
09:14I can't.
09:14You walked into my office, well-talked in.
09:17You're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you're watching your, your shirts as if you, from here, you pass by when you commit suicide.
09:23You walked into my office and you are just angry.
09:27What are you angry for?
09:28What?
09:28You're angry at the government.
09:29What?
09:30I understand you.
09:31But please.
09:32Can you commit suicide?
09:33No.
09:33You, you, you, you can't skip.
09:35Wait, wait, wait, please.
09:36You can't because now you accuse me just now that I have anger issues.
09:41You have.
09:41No.
09:42You do.
09:42No.
09:43Anybody that is angry with the government has every right to be angry.
09:46Yes, but what are you saying, bro?
09:48It's an issue.
09:48That's what makes it anger issue.
09:51What are you saying?
09:51You have an issue with the government.
09:52The government has put us in a story.
09:53Let me ask you now.
09:54Let me ask you now.
09:55If you are standing here now and you walked into my office to find out that the person sitting
10:00here is actually the sitting president, what will you do?
10:03Of which country?
10:04Of this country?
10:05Of Nigeria?
10:06Of Nigeria?
10:07He can't sit here.
10:09Trust me.
10:10He can't.
10:11He can't.
10:12He can't.
10:13Don't do that.
10:13I will break your head, bro.
10:15So if we break you, what will happen?
10:16Why are you behaving like a...
10:17What will happen if you break you?
10:18No, why are you behaving like a divorced, like a divorcee?
10:20Bro.
10:21What is wrong with you?
10:22He can't.
10:22You nearly hit me here now.
10:24This is called assault.
10:25Let us have an agreement now.
10:28Okay.
10:29The president I just mentioned now, tell him that anytime he's going to France, he should
10:33break a jaw.
10:34I don't know him.
10:35No, tell him to break a jaw.
10:36What?
10:36And see if he will make it to France.
10:38So you mean now you'll see the president and you'll beat him up?
10:42You want to represent him?
10:43Answer his name for five seconds.
10:44I will not.
10:45No, no, no.
10:45Go ahead.
10:46I will not.
10:46I will not.
10:46You would have said that I have my guy's shoes.
10:48I will not.
10:48And I'm proving to you that I know exactly what.
10:50I will not.
10:52Please, just calm down.
10:53I'm worried about you.
10:55This inflation and drugs are expensive.
10:59If you, the way you are angry, the way you are panting, imagine something happens to
11:03you.
11:04You will still fall back to the infrastructure that was, that have been put in place by
11:07this government you are angry at.
11:09Can I say this calmly?
11:10Yes.
11:11Can you beg him?
11:13I don't leave this fucking people.
11:14If he cannot come to a jaw, can you come to Letty Fizwa?
11:18Why would, why would?
11:19No, Admiralty Rood.
11:20No, no, no.
11:21Let him not show up at Admiralty Rood.
11:23Let him leave the rest for us.
11:24Bro, do you think if I can talk to the president, I will be doing this job?
11:27I do not say you should talk to him.
11:28I say tell him.
11:28This is work, man.
11:29I will work for the government.
11:31So you are not a real therapist?
11:33I am a therapist.
11:34No, you are not, man.
11:35You just said that.
11:36There's no partial.
11:37I say is that.
11:37What you just said now?
11:38No.
11:39This is exactly what I'm saying.
11:40Look at you that have partial frustration want to kill you.
11:42No, I'm not frustrated.
11:43You are frustrated.
11:44No, I'm just earning the mostellical rank of the people.
11:47Bro, what are you saying?
11:48I cannot let you.
11:49If I'm part of the people, you cannot speak for us.
11:51I say if I'm not.
11:52Look at you.
11:52I'm speaking for the people.
11:53You are not well put together.
11:54I'm speaking for the people that will not give up on their own job.
11:56I'm not, I'm not.
11:56Small assignments now.
11:57Look at you.
11:58You think, okay, you can come here and tell people that they have problems.
12:01You don't know you have problems.
12:02Small assignment.
12:02Talk to a man like you.
12:03Tell him to come to a jaw.
12:04You say he cannot.
12:05I say if I can talk to him, I will be working for him.
12:08That's the president of the federal government.
12:09You can't work for him.
12:10My pastor told me, if you don't believe in your pastor, I believe in mine.
12:20He said, God will push me, will rocket me to a level.
12:24They say your talents will take you before you are alive.
12:27Nobody wears blacker, blacker, entirely rocket of God.
12:29I'm wearing this black because of my work.
12:33My work, I'm mourning all the trauma I'm helping people kill.
12:36Do you think you have work?
12:40Is this work that you are doing?
12:41I will, I will.
12:42In a country like this.
12:43I won't lie to you, bro.
12:44In a country like this, where somebody woke up for sleep and said something is gone.
12:49We are working.
12:50We have decided not to work again.
12:52Do you?
12:53No, we are not working again.
12:54We are just going to sit like this and just stay.
12:56You are not working like this.
12:57Nobody is working.
12:58So then if you are jobless.
13:00You are the only one that is jobless because you are the one that is working.
13:03That is the point.
13:04If you are working, you are earning and you can solve your problem.
13:06You, you are not working.
13:07No.
13:07If all of us, we are dealing with ratio now.
13:11Ratio.
13:11Okay.
13:12Ratio.
13:12Ratio.
13:13Good.
13:14Ratio.
13:14Good.
13:16You see, you are British.
13:17Can you just...
13:18I...
13:18I...
13:19We have not...
13:20Do you realize we have not started this session?
13:22Okay.
13:22Let's start.
13:23Yes.
13:24Let's start.
13:24Yes.
13:25So see.
13:26I...
13:27Don't tell me to see.
13:28This is...
13:28If you want to say something, listen.
13:30How do I not address...
13:31Don't say see.
13:32Are you...
13:32You are not showing me anything.
13:33Like...
13:34Are you...
13:34You are not showing me anything.
13:35Are you...
13:36When I came here now, when I came here now, what did you do?
13:39You were yelling at a mechanic who was not part of people that increased fuel price.
13:44And what did I do?
13:45I said, bro, you can't be talking to an Aminu Kano Talakawa like that.
13:50You can't be talking to the ragtag and the busters of the society like that.
13:53I put it to you.
13:55I...
13:55I tell...
13:55I don't need any confirmation, but I will tell you.
13:58Yes.
13:58You have not eaten since morning.
14:00Food.
14:01Sometimes.
14:02Let me take.
14:02Yes.
14:03You have not eaten.
14:03It's not all about physical food.
14:06Baba, you never chop.
14:07You have said you eat that.
14:08Have you eaten?
14:09What is the topic of this?
14:10No, don't eat that.
14:10What is it?
14:11What is the topic?
14:11What is the topic of this dialectical konuki?
14:15Okay.
14:15Have you eaten?
14:17You never chop.
14:18Are we discussing fuel price or food price?
14:20Well, let's...
14:20We are...
14:21Let's not...
14:22Okay.
14:22No one.
14:23Let's not get to Saudi Arabia, where we have never gotten to Libya yet.
14:26Okay.
14:26What are you doing?
14:27Okay, no problem.
14:27Let me just pick up.
14:28Pick up.
14:29So, this session, we are going to take it through different levels.
14:33And the whole aim of this session is for me to know you.
14:37I really want to know you.
14:38As who?
14:39No, as who.
14:40You want to know me as who?
14:41Whoever you say you are, I want to know that person.
14:44No.
14:44See, that's the problem.
14:45Okay, bro.
14:45I am like this.
14:46I have come to you plainly.
14:47The government...
14:48Are you walking...
14:49The government has been disimaging for years.
14:51I told you, tell one of them.
14:53Don't stop.
14:53Why aren't you?
14:54You say you cannot.
14:55You want to know me?
14:56So, why can't you tell them?
14:57What is my importance?
14:58Why can't you tell them?
14:59I can't meet them.
15:00If I meet them...
15:01Then what makes you think I can meet them?
15:02It's actually Joshua.
15:03If I...
15:04Once I meet them...
15:06So, what makes you think I can meet them?
15:08If I can meet them...
15:09You are wearing suits.
15:10People are wearing suits with them.
15:13Yes.
15:14My bro.
15:14I think...
15:15I'm not your bro.
15:16Okay.
15:17No, we are only...
15:18How do I address you?
15:20Address me?
15:21Like I'm in house.
15:22You want to write an address now?
15:23No.
15:24This guy is number two.
15:26No, don't do that.
15:26What are you on?
15:27Just talk.
15:28I'm listening.
15:28I'm the worst thing here now.
15:29I want to ask you.
15:30Do you think they should legalize weed?
15:34You see?
15:35You're a...
15:35No, no, no.
15:35Wait.
15:36Let me...
15:36Let me...
15:36Let me...
15:36Let me answer your question.
15:37Okay.
15:37Answer my question.
15:38It's not something that we should...
15:39I don't think anymore.
15:40Okay.
15:41Thinking has become illegal in this country.
15:43What...
15:43Since the price of fuel went from...
15:46From...
15:46What is your problem with fuel?
15:49Bro, we don't use fire to light this weed that we're talking about.
15:52Yes.
15:52Why will we use the power of the fire now?
15:55Talk to me.
15:55You are slow.
15:56Lighter.
15:57You are fucking slow, bro.
15:59When I'm asking the question, we are in the mood.
16:01You say we have started.
16:02Yes, we have started.
16:02I've started you.
16:03No, you are...
16:04Why are you slow?
16:04You are the therapist.
16:05I'm the one doing the talking now.
16:07I'm keeping my calm because when you walked in here, I saw you like a well-respected man.
16:12The problem that you have is that you don't even know I'm calm.
16:14I'm being calm, sis.
16:15You are not being calm.
16:16I'm not starting now.
16:17You want me to...
16:18Oh, okay.
16:19We have no...
16:19Please, we're a politician here now.
16:20Let me...
16:21Let's...
16:21Let's debate.
16:22You will see me.
16:23If you have watched to this point of the video, I'm sure you are enjoying the video.
16:27Please.
16:27I beg you, subscribe, like, comment, and share this with you so that as you like, your friends
16:36too will like it.
16:37God bless you.
16:39Okay.
16:39In my full element.
16:41Okay.
16:41Okay.
16:41I want you to help me do something.
16:43I can't help you.
16:44Now, I understand.
16:44Why would I help you when I came here for help?
16:46No, please.
16:47Please.
16:47Can you just...
16:48Go ahead.
16:48Just let me talk.
16:49Yes.
16:49Okay.
16:50So, you've been here for, let's say, 10 minutes.
16:54And ask yourself, have you gained anything?
16:56You have not.
16:57Just let me speak.
16:58Just let me.
16:59The reason why...
17:00Don't say this thing at all time, though.
17:02Don't be saying, let me, let me.
17:04I can't be letting you all the time.
17:05What am I here for?
17:06If I cannot defend myself, I will then increase my support.
17:09And somebody cannot say, I'm not doing a debate here now.
17:12What is a debate?
17:13I will get...
17:13You see this energy you are giving me?
17:15If I give you back, you will not like it.
17:17Which energy are we discussing?
17:18This one that you are...
17:19What were you talking about before you enter energy now?
17:20I...
17:21Because you want to go to energy.
17:23I will refer you to Sahara Reporters.
17:25If you want to go to energy now.
17:27Do you want to discuss energy?
17:28Gas?
17:29Eh, sodium?
17:30No.
17:31Implorable stunner?
17:32You want to go there?
17:33No.
17:34Bro, you are so political and it's wrong.
17:37How can somebody be in this life and you're...
17:40Like, all your life is about politics.
17:42Sometimes, you take a break and you come back to reality.
17:46Now, what I'm trying to do for you, just let me talk.
17:49If you can give me five minutes of your time...
17:50Five minutes is too long now.
17:52Okay, give me a minute.
17:53I promise you, I will make sense...
17:55That is 60 seconds.
17:56It's counting.
17:57All right.
17:58Mr. Effie, your pastor signed up for you for...
18:01Don't mention my pastor again.
18:03You want to have this conversation successfully.
18:04Somebody that increases time from 10% to 15%,
18:08say that it is free.
18:09Baba.
18:10Say they increase free.
18:11You are mentioning his name.
18:12I'm warning you.
18:12I've disowned him.
18:13I'm warning you.
18:14First, talk to me.
18:15I'm warning you.
18:1559 seconds.
18:16I'm warning you.
18:1758 seconds.
18:18I put it to you.
18:1957.
18:20I put it to you.
18:2156.
18:22You are just...
18:23You are going to die young.
18:2455.
18:24What am I saying young?
18:25You die because you are old.
18:27What is wrong with you?
18:286 and...
18:29Do you have kids?
18:3130.
18:33You have 30 seconds.
18:34Keep talking.
18:35You have 30 seconds.
18:35If I keep quiet here,
18:3720 seconds.
18:38The pastor's money will go.
18:39Which pastor?
18:40The pastor's money.
18:41The owner of the money.
18:42Let me tell you the problem that we have.
18:43Okay.
18:44I was driving
18:45from Aja to Aja.
18:49That's like...
18:50That's where you live?
18:51Aja to Aja.
18:53Because all the address
18:53you'll be calling here
18:54is Aja.
18:55No.
18:55That is Aja to Aja, buddy.
18:57You know,
18:57you are too much
18:59in the ranch.
19:00Sorry.
19:00Sorry.
19:01My phone finished.
19:02Okay.
19:03I called my pastor to say,
19:05we have been giving off
19:06in every Sunday.
19:08Technically,
19:09I feel like
19:10if I'm going to the bank
19:11to deposit money,
19:12the bank will give me
19:13ATM card.
19:13So if I'm depositing money
19:15to the church every Sunday,
19:16I feel like
19:17I have the right to collect
19:18ATM card.
19:19Because the country
19:20is not hard now.
19:21The pastor say,
19:22this money is not
19:23my money.
19:25That is his money.
19:25I say,
19:26you are very correct.
19:26It's our money.
19:28It's not you people's money.
19:29It's our money.
19:29It's the church money.
19:31It's our money.
19:31It's the church money.
19:32When you gave them,
19:33did you give them?
19:34So the church is what?
19:35I want to ask you,
19:35when you gave them...
19:36Well, I've left my car.
19:37My car is on the...
19:37I told you,
19:38see how wicked people can...
19:39I told you now
19:40that before I finish in my car,
19:41my car is on the road.
19:42I'm explaining this situation.
19:44You left my car on the road.
19:45You are defending the pastor.
19:46My car is on the road.
19:47My car is blocking the espace.
19:49Let them burn their car and fight.
19:51Okay.
19:51What is wrong with you?
19:51So you are defending the pastor.
19:53That's why you are wearing you.
19:54Black and black.
19:55I'm talking.
19:55I've been calm here since,
19:57talking to you like
19:58a grown-ass person
19:58and you're just here ranting.
20:00So what...
20:00Why is that happening now?
20:02What is about to happen now?
20:03Bro, you don't know me.
20:05What is about to happen now?
20:06Do you want to fight?
20:06What is about to happen now?
20:08Tell me now.
20:09Do you want to fight?
20:10Let's know.
20:11If it's me or you
20:12that increase fuhr,
20:13let's fight.
20:14If we are not the one
20:14that increase fuhr,
20:15let's have a conversation.
20:16You know why I will not fight you?
20:17You know,
20:18let me tell you a story
20:18about pigs.
20:20When you want to fight a pig,
20:21a pig will draw you to a mud
20:23because he wants you
20:24to fight in his cabal.
20:27Because you think
20:27it's not a pig that fight.
20:28Some pigs don't have strength.
20:30They just choke.
20:32Choke, choke.
20:32You understand?
20:33Have you seen it?
20:34That's the case
20:34you are referring to me as a pig.
20:36I'm just explaining to you
20:36what I can do.
20:37Oh.
20:38Frum, pigs, don't fight.
20:39We don't have time for fighting.
20:40We just choke.
20:42Oh.
20:42That's it.
20:43Oh, okay.
20:44You know what?
20:45Let me at least ask you one question
20:46and let you answer me honestly.
20:49I would like to know
20:50your childhood.
20:51I want to know
20:52where the trauma started
20:53because as a child,
20:54we were born innocent.
20:56We knew nothing about the world.
20:58As a matter of fact,
21:00I remember when I was,
21:01when my parents told me
21:02about my birth,
21:03when I came out,
21:03I didn't cry
21:04for the first one hour.
21:05You see where the problem is?
21:07Because when Shagari
21:08was in power.
21:10Is this about your childhood?
21:11No, you are already telling me
21:13your childhood.
21:13You asked me a question.
21:15You did not wait for me to answer.
21:16You are telling me
21:16where my parents,
21:17if you were asking yourself,
21:18you would have said,
21:19I'm telling you about Shagari
21:20and Buari,
21:21you don't want to, yeah.
21:22Before the Biafra war,
21:24no, sorry.
21:25After the Biafra war,
21:27that is even wrong.
21:28During the Biafra war,
21:30do you know
21:30how many people died?
21:31Yeah, I heard this.
21:32Like almost three million people.
21:33You think it's a joke?
21:34No.
21:35You think it's a joke?
21:35Of course not.
21:36No, no, you think it's a joke.
21:38That's why you are telling me
21:39when I was crying.
21:40What has my childhood
21:41got to do with
21:42the price of fuel
21:43as I said today?
21:44The price of PMS,
21:46the price of diesel,
21:47even the price of water.
21:50These are really...
21:51Conditioner,
21:51public conditioner.
21:53Willy Willy practitioner.
21:54Do you know Willy Willy?
21:55Mm-mm.
21:56Do you know Willy Willy?
21:56Mm-mm.
21:57That is the fuel price.
21:58That's crazy.
21:59You lit it up.
22:00If you are in Puerto Rico
22:01and you want to buy fuel,
22:02you say Willy Willy practitioner.
22:04Mm-mm.
22:04You know, I'm different.
22:05You think Odumodu is stupid?
22:07He might not be.
22:08He's not.
22:08He's not.
22:09He might not be.
22:10Because that boy
22:11has fought the government
22:12to stand still.
22:13Odumodu.
22:14If she not suck or
22:15if she not fuck or
22:16who will go pay for her wig
22:17and I'm back?
22:18He was talking to the government.
22:20The government?
22:21How?
22:22That's the fuel.
22:22That's the fuel.
22:24Africa,
22:24is it not more than Africa?
22:26Yes.
22:27If she not suck or
22:27if she not fuck,
22:28is it not she
22:29that you would refer to as the...
22:30Think about these things.
22:32You are not philosophical.
22:33That's my problem with you.
22:35I have...
22:35If you do want to know
22:36my problem with you...
22:37What's the problem?
22:38Everything.
22:39You are not letting me do my job.
22:41How do you think people like you
22:42will let the president
22:43do his job?
22:44Which president?
22:45The president...
22:45Yes.
22:46If you are not willing to tell him
22:48to come to Adja...
22:49Look at the old man
22:51you want to fight.
22:52I don't say I want to fight.
22:53Look, you are...
22:53I don't say I want to fight him.
22:55I don't say I want to fight him.
22:57I don't say I want to fight him.
22:59I don't say I want to fight him.
23:01It's got factory reset.
23:02So you want to just beat him up?
23:04No.
23:05He has conversations.
23:06But you are throwing blow.
23:08How do you have conversations like that?
23:09Do you know how many tanker
23:10of where I saw?
23:12Bro, what is wrong with you?
23:13I want to...
23:15Wait.
23:15Do you have a problem with where?
23:16Can I finish what I'm saying?
23:17No, I need to know
23:18why you're a taxi driver before?
23:19Because you have...
23:20You have caught where
23:2288,000 times in...
23:24What is controlling this country?
23:26God.
23:27Is it not a fuet person?
23:27Of course not.
23:28I will not let you say
23:29Fue is controlling this country.
23:31Listen, it's not...
23:32I will not feed your anger.
23:33It's not a fuet.
23:34That is what I want to...
23:35It's not a fuet.
23:35I will not feed your anger.
23:37I said it's a fuet person.
23:38Something is wrong with you.
23:39Somebody...
23:40This cannot be normal.
23:41You cannot tell me this is normal.
23:43Are you joking?
23:43I'm tired of this work.
23:44You meet people every day
23:46with different behavior
23:47and different reaction.
23:49I can tell you
23:50if you were in the era of slave trade
23:51they would not even buy you.
23:52You are useless.
23:54How can you just stick to one thing
23:55all your life?
23:57You have been complaining.
23:58I'm sure they gave birth to you
23:59before Nigeria got independence.
24:01Because it's like
24:01you have been complaining
24:02from Nandiyabzikiwe
24:03to all the presidents we have.
24:05Do you have any favorite president
24:06among all the presidents
24:07that have ruled Nigeria?
24:08Tell me.
24:09I have asked this question.
24:10Yes.
24:10So when I saw those tankers
24:12you are a fool.
24:13What is wrong with you bro?
24:14Okay tell me about this story
24:15about the tanker.
24:16Let me just let you.
24:17Tell me.
24:18The problem is this.
24:20During the behalf of our war.
24:21Right?
24:22Bro you were talking about tanker now.
24:23No no no.
24:23I decide what I want to talk about.
24:25You can't be telling me
24:26to be stuck there.
24:27Have you not seen tankers before?
24:29I've seen tankers.
24:29Is it me that will tell you about tanker?
24:30No you...
24:31That is your...
24:31Do you know Jennifer Fifunaji?
24:33Yes.
24:33Do you know her?
24:34Yes.
24:34Ask her if her tanker.
24:35She will tell you
24:36that in...
24:38Where were the increased fuel in ABBA?
24:40ABBA!
24:41ABBA!
24:42You can't say you don't know ABBA now.
24:43I know.
24:43It's not ABBA that is making me...
24:45Have you heard of the ABBA women riot?
24:47What the fuck?
24:48Why did you go to women?
24:49What is happening now?
24:51Bro let me do my job.
24:52You came here for therapy.
24:54You have done be telling...
24:54I don't want to know
24:55what is going on in this country.
24:56Don't tell me.
24:57What is the meaning of you don't...
24:58I don't want to know.
24:58Okay.
24:59I want to think of what I know.
25:01They increased fuel in Ghana.
25:02My God.
25:03Do you know Kwame Mkrumah?
25:04My God.
25:05Do you know that?
25:06Do you know...
25:06Do you know...
25:07What's his name?
25:08My God.
25:08Diaro Congo!
25:09Diaro Congo!
25:11Diaro Congo!
25:12Diaro Congo!
25:13By the way...
25:14Diaro Congo!
25:15Efe.
25:15Diaro Congo!
25:16Mr. Efe.
25:16Mr. Efe.
25:17Yes, I'm listening.
25:17Mr. Efe.
25:18Yes, I'm calm.
25:19Mm-hmm.
25:19So...
25:20Do you know Diaro Congo?
25:21Wait, I know, but wait.
25:22What's his name?
25:23Mr. Efe.
25:24Listen to me.
25:25Let me tell you...
25:26Just take a quick dive.
25:28Okay.
25:29Before I started this job...
25:30Yes.
25:32I...
25:32I was...
25:34You didn't start in Diaro Congo.
25:35It's a sad thing.
25:36No, I didn't start in Diaro Congo.
25:38I'm just saying, before I started this job, I was in the world.
25:41I was a very angry, frustrated man.
25:45Oh, you know, I let peace come into my home.
25:49For where?
25:49Where did you find it?
25:50The peace.
25:51Where did you find it?
25:52Because they just increased fuel again.
25:54Fuel?
25:56Yes.
25:59Bro, you...
25:59Have you transported bags of rice before?
26:03Yes.
26:04Do you know the amount of fuel we need to carry 100 bags of rice?
26:08Okay.
26:08Do you even know how much is 100 bags of rice now?
26:10Let me ask you.
26:10Let me ask you.
26:11No, no, no.
26:11You have to keep...
26:12You have to keep...
26:13You have to keep...
26:13The problem we have here now is that if you're asking me questions, I've been trying my
26:17best to do the honors to answer this question.
26:19I have not asked you any questions and you have answered currently.
26:22What's going on in your own session?
26:23God, bear me with you.
26:24This is what politicians do.
26:25That's how they increased fuel last week.
26:27And they...
26:27What's the question?
26:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
26:30What are you waiting for?
26:31Can I not talk about it?
26:32No.
26:32They are your friends.
26:33What is wrong with fuel?
26:34They are your friends.
26:34No, I want to ask you.
26:36Okay, the politicians are your friends.
26:37Were you selling fuel before?
26:38So you were there when they increased fuel?
26:40No, I want to ask you.
26:41I said it.
26:41That is, they are your friends.
26:43Oh, guys, I want to ask you about fuel.
26:44What is it wrong with fuel?
26:46Are you talking?
26:46I want to ask, were you a fuel attendant before?
26:49What is your problem with fuel?
26:50So you don't, you don't, you don't value fuel attendants?
26:52Fuck fuel, bro.
26:53You don't value fuel attendants?
26:54I said them, they're to hell with fuel.
26:56Which fuel?
26:57The only time I use fuel is what we want to do jungle justice.
27:00And I swear, if you don't, if you don't come down in my office,
27:02you could just sit tight and fall out now.
27:04I would light you up.
27:05Do you think I care about that?
27:08You don't want to...
27:08Are the people who have gone to a van der Vy, a political aficionado,
27:13we are there today.
27:14We remember you.
27:15We remember you, the fallen heroes.
27:18You want to put fuel on my neck?
27:19You think I will start shaking and be like a jellyfish?
27:22No, let me tell you.
27:23I said the increased fuel last week.
27:24I saw four tankers.
27:26Empty.
27:27My God.
27:28They came back with fuel.
27:29For where?
27:30Can I talk to you like a bro to bro?
27:32Why not, bro?
27:34But can I just pretend?
27:36I want to talk to you.
27:37That's the problem.
27:37You want me to lie.
27:38That's how the increased fuel...
27:39No, bro.
27:40I understand the increased fuel.
27:42I have accepted.
27:44I just want to talk to you like a brother.
27:46Which one do you remember?
27:47Which of the dates?
27:48I know they have increased in many, but can I talk to you like my brother?
27:51Don't be saying that.
27:52If you want to talk to me, talk to me.
27:53I'm here.
27:54That's why I'm here.
27:54Yes.
27:55Go ahead.
27:55So give me a chance to talk to you.
27:58You know something about therapy?
28:00If you don't let me in, I can't come in.
28:02Do it.
28:03It's you.
28:03What is wrong with you?
28:05The people that we let you to ourselves, if you're not afraid, they're increasing.
28:08What the fuck?
28:08What are you talking about?
28:09Who will let you in?
28:10Do you think you're in a country where people don't know what you're doing?
28:14Dude, is that what you're thinking?
28:15Is that what you're thinking?
28:17You think that we are now in a state where you can increase fuel, nobody will say anything?
28:21My God.
28:22Really?
28:22okay you know what let me test a theory in my head tell me about your your relationship i'd like to
28:29know your most traumatic relationship nobody in their right senses will have a good relationship
28:35with a government that increases well every month it's not possible what i say you think i'm here
28:41to be telling them that oh sir you have done well in the magnitude of a longer situation
28:47of a kiss von derwey of political aficionado derentocrat and they are cast and pieces of all
28:54these political guys shut up shut up shut the fuck up shut up we cannot solve any problem with
29:03complaining like this now tell me you have been complaining since you are born has it fixed
29:09anything talk to me so like i want you to open up to me yes this is not the kind of open
29:16what i want can you just calm down just calm down bro i'm sorry that i had to do that but there
29:23was no other way i'm really so sorry this is not me i'm supposed to provide you with help you know
29:30that that thing you just did now just made me realize that since i came here i've been yelling
29:36at you yeah and you have not done anything wrong to me at all you understand me even the government
29:41i'm talking about it's not like i'm really let me live there you have an easy consequential right
29:46now let's focus on you so my dear brother i just want to apologize to you oh i mean this is your
29:51office let's shake it out yes yes yes yes very very important like when you walked in here i just
29:56knew you were a man of dignity and a man i am i am you see the problem is that i became traumatized
30:01last week this country yeah when i you know my side chick lost a dog yeah and that dog was really
30:09like close to the family i know this may sound weird but that guy is not happy i'm not happy
30:14i understand so i allowed that to get to me to get to you and deposit because i'm normally a calm guy i
30:21understand you you know what let me just i've i've skipped your channel i want to apologize to you
30:27okay i'm really sorry no no no for my being i will not let you apologize in my office i mean let me do
30:32come on come on please come on no this is this is where i walk i respect you a lot thank you so
30:38much my god this is it's very paramount this country can be so frustrating you have no idea
30:43now that we have understood our savior you can't do let me say something moving forward yes you can
30:48do all the questioning and i'll just go straight and answer i love it so sorry my god so sorry okay
30:54yeah okay so since we have skipped your childhood and your relationship and i can tell why i would like
31:00to know because since you are in the in the structure put together by this economy that we
31:06are i would like to know the investment you have done that have traumatized you maybe that's where
31:12your trauma is like just tell me about the investment you have done investment gone wrong
31:17yeah so um yeah thank you very much for that question um so last week you know the c best situation
31:26hmm c best yeah so a lot of my friends invested their money in c best that's and then personally
31:34i didn't invest i wanted to i said let me go and buy for it first but do you know that when i got there
31:44you won't believe ah let me see how it shall be well with these people you won't believe that that
31:51particular day that steve has scammed that dinner you look like i don't know i don't know i know
31:55say you you want to talk about that they increased for a b is that what you want to talk about but
31:59what is going on now can you let for a b like let for a brits like you want to mention price of
32:07fuel again that they increase no now let it go that's one thing with trauma if you don't let it
32:11go it will keep haunting you as a matter of fact man i'm done with this session i will call your
32:17pastor and refund him his money i don't do refund but for your situation even me i cannot help you
32:22and what was i thinking thinking i will something spiritual cannot help me i can help
32:27you have not finished talking these people have increased fuel price look at it look at it look at
32:34it now look at it i said they will they will disgrace you they are trying to talk they have
32:40increased fuel price now they have not increased it can you increase your pace and leave me i will
32:45increase my pace i'm going to protest you should i will get out of it when i will protest you should
32:49i have not increased the price they have increased i have not increased it they have increased it
32:52again thank you my god huh man
32:59but why would the government increase for a price because this is very stupid why would they
33:08increase bros come i'll join you in that protest they must be mad
33:11you
33:20you
33:22you
33:24you
33:26you
33:28you
33:30you
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