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Coach Panda, an Anger management coach visits the Therapist Dr Craze for a therapy session. Did he get his therapy?
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00:00So I need to change all of my questions, so if I start with what is your name then I should move to
00:09where are you from so that because if you don't work hard
00:16you tend to ah wait for my brother damn are you doing a wi-fi now
00:22uh I don't know let me check because I'm supposed to have
00:30oh god are you there are you and so I want to know what you carry me come because okay I believe
00:41when I hear your voice the way they talk to me you are convincing me yes see you waiting at the
00:46comfort yes of course then I'm here to listen to you of course first of all I need to tell you
00:54I heard I mean I heard rumors I heard that you are also a therapist you're also an anger management
00:59coach fantastic so you understand how this work plays out I'm a therapist like yourself so one of
01:05your clients paid me to give you therapy she said her therapist needs therapy and I've never heard
01:13such a situation before or because of my record she saw it fit that I can give her therapist therapy
01:21okay okay please yes if I want to understand what you are saying now you are a therapist yes you
01:31advise those that get angry easily yes food and that's my work so you will tell me say my clients
01:38gave you money say make you give me therapist yes that will be over my dead body you wait you don't
01:46understand your clients already accept that you are her therapist okay now maybe in your process
01:53of conduct conducting your therapy session you are not doing it in the right way so she feels that
01:58her therapist need therapy so she don't pay you first can you not say that can you please I want to
02:05beg you I want to beg you that means you are playing with my integrity like you think you want to write
02:10over me if you can go into intelligence me are you this worker with the work I know the work past
02:14you I mean because I come like this oh you won't talk about know the work past me how many people
02:19have you have you have you helped in this your anger management me yes you who goes you
02:26you're asking who goes me don't worry don't worry don't worry let's not go there first
02:30okay they pay you yes for this that don't get my clients you don't pay you when you know go you
02:37you just like say you you'll be as a man with diamond money they will not come for you for the next time
02:41so she wants to work with you that's why she reached out to me i'm opening up to you like this
02:46because you like they say work with they will be colleagues okay i don't need to hide okay okay okay
02:52okay so i want to hear from you okay i want to hear from you talk to me what do you think you can do
02:59different what may i never do before continue i won't hear from you let me see if you're professional more
03:06than me my brother see let me tell you something i i work with tools you don't get tools
03:13see your tools now you carry hunger come on you don't walk i have tools and the tools they come
03:18out actually they give me the energy that i run the tools will just fall out good okay thank god
03:24say you notice i'm i like the way i like the one way you notice say when i come i drop this anger and then
03:29i drop my shoe good because this anger when i put that on my anger did too much then i have to drop it
03:35i have to be on my lowest if i before i came okay i took myself i give myself a therapy because
03:43my mind is saying i will tell you how they can't forbid this but you don't forgive yourself therapy
03:47before you come i take panadol because i don't see headache when they come i don't cure her
03:51and they wear this shoe people don't understand i mean they made the shoe hold me for grand don't start
03:56oh you don't start okay now let us let us let ourselves free let us let ourselves go okay my brother
04:08show me who you are i said therapy i won't convince my brother wait i want me to call my plane you want
04:17come and play with me yes i want to come i want to know who you are who goes you who calls you my brother
04:23and they follow you talk for this work won't start you want you want expose us
04:26and they follow you talk say your client talk say you know they do away come to me let me talk to
04:30you i guess when you go just follow me talk that you tell me it's okay these clients i will go
04:35you came here just angry and you want to show yourself i will show you who i am
04:39okay don't worry you don't know you will carry collars come and say you ask me where they come from
04:45i'm from ugelli or not but to be precise listen all these things where you do so
04:49immediately we are come from immediately you they enter if they don't give you this one show up
04:53nothing you never start this one you bring this thing come and swear and they look you like
04:57you won't declare what you don't understand as an anger management therapy i'm supposed to be calm
05:01i'm not supposed to be establishing all this kind of thing i say we should show ourselves but i ask you a
05:05question it's a polite question how much they give you wow why would you like expose my my my my
05:10back end to you who are you like give you money before if i give you money you cannot share with
05:14me why would i say this we are doing this business or they paid me to to to to to work on you and i'm
05:20working on you okay listen my brother you don't know what's in my hand what's in your hand where
05:26position within my hand yes now or you'll show yourself now you brought a gun to a knife fight
05:31that means attack you have no ethics you have no ethics who goes you bro oh my bro we did now this
05:40what would they do now uh-uh like this work would they do i don't know why you are getting angry at
05:47your colleague something will have conversation over you are getting now do you know most of these people
05:52are already knowing that we are the therapists we need therapy and that's bad for business okay okay okay
05:59okay i don't gonna lie for you my brother i don't drop you i'm gonna lie for you okay talk to me
06:09i want to ask you a question so why did you take my weapon listen listen
06:15i did not have your weapon i put it on corner but why do you take another one
06:18no no no i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm vulnerable now i forgive you and i'll take it back don't
06:24worry i'm with you i want to ask you a question okay my clients give you money i believe you have
06:34convinced her you must not don't tell her this about me as an anger management therapy let me tell you
06:38something what i'm doing here right now the president know i'm here right now you know what i'm doing
06:45as an anger management therapy if i tell you i don't school you go you go ask yourself this boy so
06:50before they talk like this so that means they cannot allow anybody to ride over him you are trying to
06:54ride over me it's my work even electrical work before now they say they pay you for as i come now
06:58but this is my work at least let's talk man how much they pay you let me have my own share now my client
07:03share my client to talk okay no wait you will let me at least do the work so that when you go tell her
07:09you will tell her because bro i signal you for this work that's why she come meet me you are my general
07:13colleague i look you for face i know where i glass you are my general colleague there is you
07:18you did not go to school for this what yes don't worry mo could not go there okay listen drop it
07:25oh okay let's drop it don't let's drop you don't worry let's drop let's talk don't worry don't worry
07:31talk to me okay let me see how you are more than me okay okay first of all tell me what is your name
07:37who goes who goes you i'm coach panda coach panda yes i want to know about your childhood my
07:44childhood because in this work you don't suffer you don't feel good you have to be a bad man for
07:48you to treat bad men good so i want to know how bad you are okay i don't stay as a day so back in the
07:56days this baby baby when they talk so i've been there okay this is a issue not start today but i i left
08:02death for my childhood you don't tell them they decide this i experienced this did you fight with
08:07them okay i started as a carman i started the washing machine the washing machine yes machine that time
08:25i didn't wash machine yes i can't upgrade i didn't wash me too small small because it's okay as a day so one
08:34day one guy just comes with me for my decision army a caribou could come and say it's funny because
08:40they i don't watch the motorway it's from me i see you attack him yes that listen access access i was not
08:51knowing if i know down on a different case then i attack with the anger in me as i don't notice i
08:56move yes as i move see then i can't realize see this this is no it's an anger it's a problem then i'll be
09:04noticing the way i talk to people i talk in the anger mode that's why i always put it aside as this is
09:09my third thing once i put it aside i'm in a calm mood this is my calm mood right now this is your calm
09:14i swear down i swear down so this is the way you carry so now what you're asking to talk to my
09:19members yeah you know say this thing is true that's what they say it depends on how see people
09:23don't even know say this shoe are they wearing to to put me down they say when your leg dig ground
09:28your mind will touch ground this shoe wear like this the boots i didn't go down i swear now in the
09:32key how this one be your therapy now my therapy begins okay young man yes i'm listening to this yourself
09:37you say my client give you money make you give me therapy why are you about this client
09:40you see something you will make you give you my money now is this something you say you get you
09:45get something in math you get something from my class me when they can give you money now i need
09:49to teach you this work you know the weird suits people will address you how you are dressed okay
09:54yeah you don't look like you can help me me now i look like i can help you that is where the
09:58mix-up is i want to teach you this work as my junior colleague we don't go band for band we don't
10:03sustain that peace there is no there's no peace without war this money where your client pay me now i
10:09know say no work i won't do on you you're already my colleague i could just tell i say you do all
10:14right but this money so i cannot tell you how much it is but i can tell you that i will give you one
10:19five from it how much did they charge for your own session one thousand five hundred dollars you
10:26one thousand five hundred nera you're charging dollars what then when i say i'm in professional
10:32anger management therapy what were you taking it for i mean you make money from no one that you pay
10:36you can't talk to me go bro i charge 25k 25 000 nera yes like because i want that they know they give me
10:42work oh i'm cheaper no i like like like i'll calculate something now if if they watch me yeah
10:52i don't know if i don't know if they charge me 20k i actually have more people don't go lower than
10:59me don't do that no then if you can make a real suit then i will please i'm sorry you are making money
11:07money you pay the money bros you say how much they give you you see i know like let's be clear let's
11:11be clear let's be clear let's be clear let's be clear at this point where they follow me talk now
11:15no like bro daddy's tone i don't like okay you want to shoot me now i cannot shoot you
11:20i'm threatening you can't you see what is going on here are they threatening you you calm down now
11:26then you like to say you said everything say hey i call you complete listen listen hey hey
11:31hey hey see them don't worry come i'll go stress you i'll go stress you you don't you don't hold me
11:37handicapped don't worry don't handicap i'll go stress you as i tell you so i'm asking you a simple
11:41question this fight now day over 2.0 over 2.0 abhi yes good that order like i'm i'll go stress you
11:47i'll be serious my gunny point you see where the gunny point maybe i should do like this i'll go do like
11:51this let me go shoot you then calculate where okay you don't hold me how much you give you and how much
11:57should you give it to me because i've already said it over my dead body i'm not living yet okay what
12:01can one five do for you what are the five hundred there are yes now brother this work no nothing
12:06the inside and they tell you even this thing a 90 percent discount i do which is that's why she rushed
12:11me i don't know you're just so angry why we why is we porn everywhere bro then then what we shoot
12:17ourselves now this is very stupid for professionals like us
12:24uh let us do it like they let's work together you go overcharge them okay they will come come
12:30meet me we share the money people bless it that money why they recorded no more they didn't hear the
12:34year around yeah that money they annoyed them how can they surprise me wait till they happen how
12:39much do you charge actually normally when i started and i want 50 150 yeah dollars no 150k
12:47i'm gonna package it you said what for you you won't call dollars so you won't see me for your
12:51bill ipe's website they charge 150 i mean you call dollars and you say you're a professional i want
12:55i be one one package for me i wanted to calm you down you're too high now who goes in now you're a
13:00broke you're a broke therapist now you have already no conduct you're a book therapy too i have no
13:05you too i'm your senior in brokenness i'm sorry you are my senior in brokenness you have already said it
13:10you have my senior i've already said it i'm your senior colleague but i have how much do you charge
13:14for yourself i charge 25k on discount i mean i've been on discount since i opened but that's okay what
13:19do you charge okay okay i'm not saying that now okay you say you're going to give me 1500 yes now
13:25i want you to convince me ask which question are you asking me now that is making my client to give
13:30you money to come and give because this is an answer to my own okay wait let me ask you
13:35i usually ask people about their life their relationship just imagine their career but
13:41that's not what i would ask you that's why i want to ask you the one way you know they ask people now
13:47i want to ask you the one way they ask people now if you enter zoo let's say you are sleeping and then
13:55when you wake up you go zoo i see the waka lion come start to they approach you when you come back
14:02hyena do your back you can't climb three the three snake they're on top the tree lion don't come
14:08hyena don't come what will you do what will i do yes i swear i will blame myself for ever
14:16being in that circumstances at that time you're already in the circumstances you say i go dead zoo
14:21yes this one do this one day then i will try to wake up in the dream oh yes because the only dream
14:27could carry me from the middle of that kind of place bro you are good in this work don't worry
14:31but why are your clients coming to me what's about me maybe it's because of i look good i don't know
14:36you need to wear suits you need to you need to you need to you need to cap up you always look angry
14:42and that's not enticing no way don't worry i don't want to i don't want to attack you i understand you
14:46not just how the money can they go okay okay i'm going to enjoy myself now just just protect me
14:52no i'm going to enjoy myself for this book therapy you broke therapy you're broke therapy
14:55i'm going to enjoy myself for this book therapy you are broke you don't want to enjoy me
14:58omnia i don't want to enjoy you if you enjoy me i don't want to take a liking with you
15:01you know while i go i will transfer your money you can go please leave my office
15:05ah best if they try to work with you let's let's let's let's let's let's network let's increase let's
15:11work together let's join forces you came here wait wait wait let me watch where you talk you
15:15say if i will charge them yes then they will come to me how does your client come then we share it
15:22let's go 70 30 you take that that is a that is a collaboration yes let's work like that
15:30we have all the tools now but by when we join force we will get too gone too nice yeah leave
15:34out for 50 50. don't worry i will go listen to me i mean they bring the work let them get over this
15:39thing no no please even if you leave this now as i work i i sit down you're supposed to collect 40.
15:45even yes now just look at it as you say you're a thief i don't think i don't see you be idiots
15:51me i believe i'm even looking down on myself now because my client came to give you money for
15:56work that i can do but i do it better look at me this will reverse me i can't even don't worry if i
16:03start with you too much i can even i will deal with you i will kill you you are beginning to piss
16:08transfer the ones that they go they go i will transfer i don't want to see you you are wasting
16:12time all my issues we are on today now yeah i thought i was going to create a relationship with
16:16you i will see you i will transfer the money don't don't rush me nobody they rush me
16:22i look down at myself now they carry my work on give you
16:26you i don't want to surprise your head come on don't worry
16:32man damn they say now when you meet your colleague you could not say this work hard
16:38fuck i need to get more guns come on one of your bullets drop
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