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00:04Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the absolute worst films that definitely earned their status as box office duds.
00:12You trying to test me? Is that it? Want to see if I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do?
00:17Number 10, Green Lantern.
00:19The Oath. Because everybody knows the Oath. I used to sing it in camp.
00:25Befitting his name, this intergalactic DC hero left everyone green in the face.
00:29In fact, the only type of green this movie didn't have was the kind that helps Warner Bros. wallet.
00:33You can't exactly blame audiences for rejecting Green Lantern, though.
00:36Ryan Reynolds is always a charming presence, but he's buried beneath a thinly plotted script overstuffed with bland characters and ugly CGI.
00:44When I learned I've been soaring I'd chosen you, I said there had to be a mistake.
00:51I see nothing to change my mind.
00:53Most embarrassing of all is that this was supposed to kickstart DC's own cinematic universe.
00:57But due to the bad reviews and even worse box office, those plans were quietly kicked to the curb.
01:14Number 9, Incheon.
01:16For a movie about the Korean War, making the thing was the biggest battle of all.
01:31Due to severe weather and the untimely death of a cast member, Incheon's original budget more than doubled by the time it finally wrapped.
01:38Not that the team had anything to show for it.
01:40The final cut is a haphazard, laughable mess that's more akin to an ambitious B-movie than an actual war epic.
01:57Audiences weren't convinced Incheon was worth a trip to theaters,
02:00and the movie's expensive production ended up costing the studio upwards of $40 million.
02:04Then again, what else would you expect from what is often called one of the worst films ever made?
02:17Number 8, Morbius.
02:18I've done things, my love.
02:24I killed people.
02:26On paper, a vampire superhero movie sounds awesome.
02:29Sadly, Morbius is not awesome.
02:30At all.
02:31Truly, the only good thing about it was all the It's Morbentime memes.
02:34And they aren't even in the actual movie.
02:36That didn't stop Sony from putting Morbius back in theaters to capitalize on its memification, though.
02:41However, even with a whole second chance at the box office, Morbius still failed to fill seats.
02:46All our lives, we've lived with death hanging over us.
02:50Why?
02:51Why shouldn't they know what it feels like for a change?
02:56Michael!
02:57It's just that awful, and not even in a so-bad-it's-good way.
03:00After all, it takes a special kind of movie to flop not just once, but twice.
03:11Number 7, Doolittle.
03:13We've arrived!
03:14Doolittle!
03:15Clear path, this is a moment's waste.
03:17Look, we're all for Robert Downey Jr. pursuing some passion projects after his lengthy tenure
03:31at Marvel.
03:32But for Universal's sake, he should probably experiment with films that don't have production
03:37budgets over $100 million.
03:39Especially when, like Doolittle, they're about as entertaining as dragon feces.
03:42There may be an, uh, initial release of wind.
03:56Respect!
03:56Downey Jr.'s natural screen presence is nowhere to be found in this ill-advised reboot, which
04:01thinks potty humor and gross-out gags are all you make a movie.
04:04Critics hated it, audiences hated it, and Universal's accountants definitely hated it, too.
04:08We'd say it's sad, but quite frankly, Doolittle had it coming.
04:12Get off the road, machete!
04:15See you later, suckers!
04:16How in the world do you screw up a movie with Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Melanie Griffith,
04:32and Morgan Freeman?
04:33Heck, they even had a best-selling novel to base it off of.
04:35Despite everything going in their favor, The Bonfire of the Vanities ended up just that,
04:39a bonfire of wasted potential.
04:41Casting the picture was allegedly controversial, tense, and left no one fully happy.
04:56Pair that with a lot of questionable changes to the source material, and The Bonfire of
05:00the Vanities justifiably bombed in theaters.
05:03What's more, the production was so troubled, it inspired its own book.
05:06If that's not proof of karma, we don't know what is.
05:11I think it's going to be justice!
05:13Number 5, Joker Folia Deux.
05:16Uh-oh.
05:17I'm in trouble.
05:20What?
05:22Move.
05:23Is it, darling?
05:25Following up the billion-dollar, Oscar-winning success of 2019's Joker should have been a
05:29slam dunk, especially with Lady Gaga joining the fray.
05:32But in a baffling creative pivot, Folia Deux went out of its way to condemn its own fanbase.
05:37This angle alienated new viewers and belittled old ones, leaving pressure on the show.
05:41It's just a few people left to see Joker 2 in theaters.
05:43Those that did brave the multiplex were left with a head-scratching courtroom musical.
05:47For once, unafraid, I can go where life leads me.
05:56Not quite the sophisticated crime drama people expected.
05:59By jettisoning everything that made the original a hit, it's really no surprise Folia Deux ended
06:04its franchise on a low note.
06:05Can you hear me?
06:06It's a low note of the courthouse.
06:09Where you can go?
06:12I escaped.
06:13Number 4, Fantastic Four.
06:17Say that again?
06:19It's fantastic.
06:22Yes, it is.
06:24Guys, I got it.
06:27Ready?
06:28Yeah?
06:29Reshoots, casting quarrels, major studio interference, this maligned movie has it all.
06:34And the poor returns to prove it.
06:35But even if production had gone smoothly, it's hard not to feel like 2015's Fantastic Four
06:40was doomed from the start.
06:41Abandoning the team's colorful mythos for all things grim and gritty completely misses
06:45why the foursome have remained fan favorites for decades.
06:48But at least that would have been a coherent vision.
06:50The final version of the movie is a hodgepodge of ideas and tones that more than earns its
07:02rotten legacy.
07:03This movie is not fantastic in the slightest, and you could say that again.
07:07If this world must die so that mine may live, so be it.
07:12Number 3, Battlefield Earth.
07:13How do I even know that you understand the plan?
07:16We train man-animals who don't need breath gas to mine the gold for us.
07:28When a terrible script meets terrible acting on a terrible set, you get something like Battlefield
07:32Earth.
07:32It's no exaggeration to say there's nothing of quality to be found in this sci-fi dud.
07:37Unless, of course, you want to point and laugh at poor John Travolta's over-the-top
07:40attempts at villainy.
07:41Man-animals have escaped.
07:43They're running into the city.
07:44Well, send some guards out and round them up.
07:47I'm busy.
07:48And don't bother me with any little detail.
07:50Rumors say Battlefield Earth had people getting up and leaving the theater in its opening weekend.
07:55And we can see why.
07:56It's a traffic jam of bad filmmaking decisions that will leave you wondering how it ever got
08:00made, let alone saw the light of day.
08:02If there's any mercy, it's that the poor box office saved us from the planned franchise.
08:08Do you want lunch?
08:11Number 2, Gigli.
08:12Oh, and one more thing.
08:14Sports are all well and good, but very hard to earn a living at.
08:18So I want you guys to study hard and keep your grades up, all right?
08:22Okay?
08:23Everyone, yes?
08:23Yes, yes.
08:24Okay.
08:25Whoever says there's no such thing as bad publicity wasn't around for Gigli.
08:28When news broke of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's scandalous on-set romance, it sucked
08:33all the air out of the actual movie, which in hindsight may have been for the best since
08:37Gigli is a total stinker.
08:39The movie's gangster love story is so hilariously out of touch, we have to wonder if it was only
08:43made as an excuse to get Affleck and Lopez together.
08:46Not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot.
08:53A lot.
08:55Love doesn't pay the bills though, and reviews were so toxic, everyone with a dollar to their
08:59name new to stay far away from Gigli.
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09:26Number 1.
09:27Cats
09:27All alone in the moonlight, or in the movie theater, if you were one of the few duped into
09:44seeing this on the big screen, luckily there weren't a lot of you.
09:47One of the few justices in Hollywood is how thoroughly the public rejected this Broadway
09:51adaptation.
09:52You can tell Cats is a travesty with just one look, and that's no hyperbole.
09:56The CGI is really that bad.
09:58The Rum Tom Tugger is a curious cat.
10:06To say nothing of the wasted cast and butchered soundtrack.
10:10After becoming the complete laughing stock of the film industry, Cats ended up earning
10:14exactly what it deserved at the box office, and that wasn't much.
10:18I remember the time I knew what happiness was.
10:27Did we miss any other cinematic dumpster fires?
10:30Let us know in the comments below.
10:31Don't be a knothead.
10:32It's a man-animal.
10:34You couldn't possibly know about it.
10:35öl bread of corn in the car inside.
10:37Oh man!
10:38You couldn't miss any butchered audiobooks in the moon.
10:39Fuck!
10:40Sam onlyexcita and propor Lang which was so fancy.
10:40Were you there been that funny sometimes?
10:41ŘŞna
10:54Wasn't LP?
10:54You couldn't miss anything even for forever.
10:55I didn't miss anything.
10:56Did we?
10:57labels tebell here.
10:57It was amazing.
10:58lounge paz
10:59eles
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