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00:00Time time tonight. I have no message to President Putin. He knows where I stand and he'll make a

00:06decision. And if we're unhappy about it, you'll see things happen. Welcome to the new world order.

00:13They were hoping I was watching and I was watching. He's got these magical doctors who claim that he

00:18was shot in the ear. He had a Duplo bandage on one minute, no bandage the next. We can't get a medical

00:23record from this alleged assassination. The death hoax is growing. One day he slapped his maxi pad on

00:30his ear. The next day the ear is totally fine. So you want to try to traffic drugs? It's a new day.

00:35It's a different day. Those 11 drug traffickers are no longer with us. Trump's canoe kill shot has

00:41Democrats defending cartels. I wouldn't even be surprised if the people that he unalived on that

00:46boat were just a bunch of fishermen. Plus, some better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

00:53Someone just paid Trump a visit. Poland. And when you have guests, you got to break out to find

01:05China. Or if you're the president, the jet. Trump had four F-16s and four more F-35s,

01:23conduct a flyover for the new president of Poland. The F-16s were to honor a Polish pilot

01:28who just died during an air show. The F-35s were more of a test drive since Poland just signed a

01:34$2 billion contract to buy 20 of them. After the flyover, they hit up the gift shop for signed

01:40MAGA hats. The four more years hats flying off the shelves. This comes two weeks after Trump had

01:47Zelensky and the European allies in the Oval in a show of diplomatic force. The stakes are high.

01:53There was another show of force across the globe. In Beijing, Xi had some friends over for dinner.

02:00Putin and little rocket man got the red carpet treatment. Modi from India was there. He hadn't

02:05been to China in seven years, but wasn't ready to march in the parade. Xi, Vlad, and Kim wanted a

02:12little alone time. They got caught on a hot mic and it was a little weird. In the past, people rarely

02:20lived longer than 70 years. But today they say that at 70, you are still a child. Human organs can be

02:28continuously transplanted. The longer you live, the younger you become and can even achieve

02:34immortality. Just two dictators fantasizing about immortality. If you ever wondered what they

02:40talked about when they didn't think people were listening, that's it. Trump wasn't there,

02:46but he sent Xi a message. Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un as you

02:53conspire against the United States of America. The Chinese leader also showed off his toys. He took

02:59Vlad and Kim to the military parade, gave them a look-see at his nuclear triad. And they even laid eyes

03:06on his robot wolves and underwater drones. CNN was downright giddy.

03:12We're watching live pictures tonight. Right now, a massive parade underway in Beijing as the Chinese

03:17president Xi Jinping is showing off his country's arsenal and military might to the world.

03:22This is a message of strength. This is a message of victory. After all, they are commemorating the 80th

03:30anniversary of the surrender of Japan. This is a demonstration to China and the world that China

03:40is strong. It can protect itself. CNN lavished more praise on China's military parade than Trump's.

03:48Remember? We don't need a military parade. We don't need to spend millions or maybe hundreds of millions

03:54dollars to do that. But we want to do it because he has to feed his inner image monster.

04:01CNN won't celebrate our military, but they're celebrating China's victory over Japan.

04:07It wasn't China that made the Japanese surrender in World War II. It was us. Japan colonized large

04:13swaths of China. Manchuria, Inner Mongolia, Taiwan, Hong Kong. Mao won a few small battles,

04:20but it was the U.S. military that decimated the Japanese empire in the Pacific theater

04:25and forced their surrender with atomic bombs, too. We basically liberated their country.

04:32Have the Chinese said thank you? I thought it was a beautiful ceremony. I thought it was very,

04:37very impressive. But I understood the reason they were doing it and they were hoping I was watching

04:42and I was watching. President Xi is a friend of mine, but I thought that the United States should

04:48have been mentioned last night during that speech because we helped China.

04:51Thank yous go a long way, especially if you want to do business and especially if you want to do

04:57business with Trump. Trump's not too happy with India either. Modi shouldn't be cozying up with

05:03the Chinese. India is a democracy, an ally and a key player to counter China. But they've been buying

05:09sanctioned oil from Russia on the black market. India doesn't have oil and Russia is their neighbor,

05:15so it makes sense to buy it from Putin. But they're feeding Russia's war machine and making

05:21it harder for Trump to make peace in Ukraine. So we hit the Indians with tariffs, but we've got to

05:27give them a new source of energy. The Mideast owes us after we bombed Iran and gave them AI. So

05:33they should sell oil to Modi to wean them off Vlad's teeth. Vlad lost his customers in Europe. Now America

05:41is selling energy to the French and Germans. So Putin's putting down a big old pipeline to China.

05:48It's supposed to be finished next decade and supply 15 percent of China's energy. Russia and China are

05:55glowing closer. Someone might have to bomb that pipeline like Nord Stream. Trump's not thrilled

06:02with Pootie Poot. I have no message to President Putin. He knows where I stand and he'll make a decision

06:09one way or the other. Whatever his decision is, we'll either be happy about it or unhappy. And if

06:15we're unhappy about it, you'll see things happen. Now, the media says Trump hasn't done enough.

06:20The president said, I'm just getting started. You've expressed many times your frustration

06:26and disappointment with Putin, but there's no action since you took your office.

06:32Don't you worry? How do you know there's no action? Really?

06:35Don't you worry? Wait, wait. Who are you with? Who are you with? I'm going to put this video.

06:40Okay. How do you know there's no action? Would you say that putting secondary sanctions on

06:46India, the largest purchaser outside of China, they're almost equal, would you say there was

06:52no action? That cost hundreds of billions of dollars to Russia. You call that no action? And I haven't

06:59done phase two yet or phase three. But when you say there's no action, I think you ought to get

07:03yourself a new job. Now, Putin blows off and drags out the Zelensky meeting and keeps escalating the

07:09war in Ukraine. Trump doesn't have a choice but to ramp up sanctions and tariffs. And he might have

07:15to turn the Europeans loose and add more firepower. Hopefully it doesn't come to that. The China trade

07:21deal, that's the white whale. If he captures it, it puts Xi in check and India falls back into our lap

07:28and we can do business with Modi. Remember, that's where Apple's setting up shop.

07:33Trump's already stopped wars in Asia, Africa and the Mideast. He's just embarrassed that every time

07:39a world leader comes by to sign a peace deal in a Democrat city, they have to dodge bullets.

07:45They are against preventing crime. They are fighting us. I want to go into Chicago and have this

07:52incompetent governor that doesn't want us. Do you know that this weekend, 72 people were shot in

07:57Chicago? I'm embarrassed to say it in front of the president of Poland.

08:02Chicago looks like Baghdad. And Trump's trying to save lives at home, just like he is overseas.

08:09Ribs won't call him and admit he needs help. Lightfoot, remember her? She's back. And she says,

08:15what warfare? Here comes the lawfare.

08:18If he comes to Chicago, he's going to be in court and it's going to be, he's going to be sued by the

08:25state. He's going to be sued by the city. And I believe that there would private interests that

08:29also sue him. This is not about violent crime. And I don't think we should pretend that this

08:34manufactured crisis and his attempt to provoke people in Chicago is legitimate exercise of power.

08:41It is not. There's nothing manufactured about 57 shot. I bet if the guard were there,

08:47there wouldn't be so many holes in bodies. After Mayor Johnson blamed guns and Republicans,

08:53an alderman said, the joke's on you. I'm actually quite surprised he didn't blame the Confederacy,

08:59Richard Nixon or colonialism for why we have all the problems in the city of Chicago,

09:03because those are also his go to's. J.B. Bag Ribs has been complaining about how tough this week's

09:08been. All of this net of negative attention, the president saying he needs to lose weight.

09:14Hegseth says, you got to be kidding me. It's been a tough 10 days for the governor. What about

09:19the people that live in Chicago? What about the folks that live with unending violence right in

09:23their backyard with an incompetent government and mayor and governor who are unwilling to provide

09:30just basic security? So I don't I don't feel bad for Governor Pritzker. He should be welcoming

09:35support. Now, the Democrats have been saying Donald Trump is only targeting blue states.

09:41Why doesn't he send the guard to red states? Well, he is. I could do that with Chicago.

09:47We could do that with New York. We could do it with Los Angeles. So we're making a determination now.

09:53Do we go to Chicago or do we go to a place like New Orleans, where we have a great governor,

10:00Jeff Landry, who wants us to come in and straighten out a very nice section of this country that's

10:09become quite, you know, quite tough, quite bad. The mayor of D.C. didn't want the guard at first,

10:15too. Now Blue City Bowser is red pilled. She wants the guard to stay till Christmas.

10:22And she says she'll coordinate with law enforcement. D.C.'s going out to dinner. Carjackings are down.

10:31Not a single homicide in almost two weeks. That's how Democrats should do it. Unite with Trump.

10:37Take the credit and save lives. All it takes is a little humility. Surely if I can admit I'm wrong,

10:44Democrat politicians can, too. The strategy is working so well, Trump may take Melania out for date night.

10:50Is it a restaurant? D.C., you have been going to one in either of your terms that wasn't.

10:59How do you know? How do you know? Because I and many other. Do you want me to prove you wrong?

11:03You want me to prove you wrong? Yes, please. But I will. I think it's something we could consider

11:08doing. Love to do it. I love the White House food. But after a while, I can see going to a nice

11:13restaurant. It's safe. Trump wants to make peace so he can go into heaven. Doesn't matter where it is.

11:20Chicago, Ukraine, D.C. He just want people to live. Remember, Democrats thought he was dead.

11:27But if Putin and Xi are right, Trump might live forever. Ambassador-in-chief of Protocol of the

11:34United States, Monica Crowley, is here. How are you, Monica? Hi, Jesse. Great. Thanks.

11:39So you have now a little bit of a concerning situation, India, China, Russia together.

11:48Does the president see this as a threat?

11:51Well, I'll tell you, Jesse, that presidents on both sides of the aisle throughout the Cold War for

11:57decades worked mightily to keep China and Russia apart and succeeded in doing that in different ways.

12:04President Biden, on the other hand, for four years essentially ignored American foreign policy

12:10and allowed these two superpowers who are adversarial to the United States to float closer

12:17together. So just as with every other mess that Biden left President Trump, President Trump is now

12:24on the mission to try to fix that. And President Trump is obviously, Jesse, driven by strategic

12:30imperatives to serve America's national interests. But he's also driven by the need for peace and the

12:36desire to see peace, the desire for conflict resolution and to see the end of killing and

12:43murder, death and destruction, both here in America, Washington, D.C., but also around the

12:49world. So President Trump's mission here in speaking to President Putin, President Zelensky,

12:55President Xi Jinping, is to always try to find common ground strategically, commercially, economically,

13:03trade wise, etc., because his overall mission is to try to drive the world to greater safety,

13:10security, peace and prosperity. Yeah, it's definitely a tangled mess. But I think a lot of people have

13:17faith that the president can unlock it. Tell us about the Ukrainian situation. It looks like there was

13:24going to be a pretty quick meeting. I guess those were the expectations between Zelensky and Vladimir

13:31Putin. Do you see that materializing anytime soon? If it doesn't, what are the costs?

13:38Well, you know, Jesse, only President Trump could have brought both leaders separately to the table

13:43to have a conversation with him about, again, trying to find some common ground where they can have

13:49productive discussions and try to identify a viable path to peace. So he had the meeting with President

13:56Putin in Alaska. And then, of course, 72 hours later, met with President Zelensky and seven other European

14:02leaders. The conversations on both sides were very productive. But as President Trump has said, he expected

14:10that conflict maybe to be the easiest one to resolve and has proven to be the most difficult. I mean, certainly on the Russian

14:17side, you have 500 years of Russian history to contend with the Ukrainian side as well. It's a very

14:24complicated conflict. But if anybody can drive a viable, sustainable peace process, it's President

14:30Trump. And he always says, look, we don't have American troops on the ground. We don't really have a dog

14:36in this fight in that sense. But his overall concern is trying to achieve a peace that will serve both

14:43sides, the region, and of course, the world. Yeah, I don't know what's more challenging, making peace in

14:49Ukraine or making peace with Democrats to fight crime. Both very challenging things. I wish we could

14:56have a little more cooperation on both sides. Ambassador Crowley, Chief of Protocol, we very much enjoy what

15:03you've done over the first couple months of this administration. Keep up the great work. And it's great to

15:07have you back on Jesse Waters' primetime. Thank you so much, Jesse. Every liberal in America thought Trump was six

15:16feet under. They saw this big headline, though, in D.C.'s favorite paper, quote, Trump denies he's dead. CNN's still

15:25waiting to see what the experts say. And late nights having a field day.

15:29How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead?

15:35Now, watch this, because who's the only one smiling in that group?

15:41That's right. Good old baby. He hears the word Trump dead. He lights up like a Christmas tree.

15:51Everyone gets all worked up. Here's the thing. Donald Trump will never die. Forget it. He's like

15:55Dracula. He's going to keep sucking the life out of us forever. There will be no more trans in

15:59Transylvania when he is done. Colbert's audience, what's left of it, is mad that Trump came back from

16:07the dead. When I came back in the office, I was shocked to learn that this weekend, the biggest

16:13story was frenzied social media rumors speculating whether Donald Trump had died.

16:18For the record, Donald Trump is very much alive. Okay? And no.

16:27We like our presidents alive.

16:31Jen Psaki says Trump isn't dead. He's in hiding.

16:36And look, we may never know why Donald Trump suddenly spent a week hiding entirely from the

16:41American public. But you don't actually need baseless online conspiracies to explain why he

16:46might not want to show his face in public right now. I mean, for starters, there's the polling and

16:52boy, is it brutal. This lady Psaki hid Biden like a pack of cigarettes from her parents. Her whole job

16:58was to talk so the president didn't have to. Trump just held a three hour live cabinet meeting and

17:03Psaki said he's in the basement. That's not going to fly after they cooed Bunker Boy and wrote tell-alls.

17:10J.D. Vance said this. If the media you consume told you that Donald Trump was on his deathbed because he

17:16didn't do a press conference for three days, imagine what else they're lying to you about.

17:21They told you Biden was alive and Trump was dead. That's all you need to know. They'll say anything.

17:27Joy Reid thinks 47 was never shot in the head.

17:31He's got these magical doctors who claim that he was shot in the ear, but his ear, I guess, grew back.

17:37He had a Duplo bandage on one minute, no bandage the next. We can't get a medical record from this

17:41alleged assassination. He was supposedly shot. We have nothing. We've got nothing.

17:46Where's the investigative where the investigative records? One day he slapped his maxi pad on his

17:51ear. The next day, the ear is totally fine. Trump wasn't shot. Kamala is going to win.

17:56And that wasn't Hunter's Coke. You can't believe a thing these people say.

18:02So Donald Trump gets Democrats to defend cartels. Plus, Trantifa wheels out the ice guillotine.

18:10My name is Nicole Cardews and my husband is Michael J. Cardews. He served in the Air Force for 23 years.

18:23I honestly grew up with Mike. We went on a date and we got married three months after that.

18:29We have six kids. They all remind me of him in different ways, actually. And it's kind of beautiful.

18:36Mike and I were living on Andrews Air Force Base when 9-11 happened. Honestly, that day

18:42changed the rest of our lives. The president annihilated a cocaine speedboat operated by

18:47the cartel last night. They never saw it coming. America's been getting poisoned by drugs and gangs

18:53for decades. The old way of doing business didn't work. So Trump flipped the script.

18:58The United States has long, for many, many years, established intelligence that allow us to

19:04interdict and stop drug votes. And we did that. And it doesn't work. Interdiction doesn't work

19:10because these drug cartels, what they do is they know they're going to lose, you know, 2% of their

19:14cargo. They bake it into their economics. What will stop them is when you blow them up, when you get rid of

19:20them. America never really fought the war on drugs until now. Now, I'm not predicting victory.

19:26America loves to get high. But if they're going to kill our people with narcotics,

19:33we're going to kill their people with missiles. We knew exactly who was in that boat. We knew

19:38exactly what they were doing. And we knew exactly who they represented. We're not going to allow this

19:42kind of activity. You're poisoning our people. We've got incredible assets and they are gathering

19:48in the region. And so you want to try to traffic drugs. It's a new day. It's a different day.

19:53Under Biden, the cartels turned into a Fortune 500 company. Trump's already caused them a billion in

20:00losses when he shut the border down and killed their smuggling profits. And now he's attacking

20:05their product, manpower and transportation. These are not stockbrokers. These are not real estate

20:11agents who on the side deal a few drugs. These are organized, corporate structured organizations

20:17who specialize in the trafficking of deadly drugs into the United States of America. We're not going

20:22to sit back anymore and watch these people sail up and down the Caribbean like a cruise ship.

20:26The cartel cruise line was headed toward our shore with a cargo of death. Trump had no choice but to

20:32take them out. These aren't your grandmother's drug dealers. These cartels are now in possession,

20:37not just of landmines and grenade. We're now seeing the deployment of drone technology

20:41by narco terrorist groups. Now the cartel snuff films spreading across the world. Every bad hombre

20:48in Latin America is on notice. And they know we can hit them whenever and wherever.

20:54What was found in that boat and why were the men killed instead of taking it? On the boat,

20:58you had massive amounts of drugs. We have tapes of them speaking. It was massive amounts of drugs

21:03coming into our country to kill a lot of people. They were hit. Obviously, they won't be doing it again.

21:08And I think a lot of other people won't be doing it again when they watch that tape.

21:11But Democrats aren't happy. They're calling Trump a murderous bully and a war criminal

21:16for taking out terrorists. Obama droned an American citizen. No comment. Biden wiped out

21:22seven innocent kids in Afghanistan. Crickets. But Trump sinks a boat full of narcos with enough

21:28fentanyl to kill a small city. And they want to bring him to The Hague.

21:32Whatever happened to no new wars? Doesn't seem like we're not getting into no new wars with stuff like

21:40that. I wouldn't even be surprised if the people that he unalived on that boat were just a bunch

21:44of fishermen. They shot the vessel right out of the water. Oh, so powerful. It was a speedboat.

21:53That speedboat was full of killers heading to our coast. That's an enemy attack. Trump neutralized it.

21:59Are Democrats going to be pro cartel now because Trump's killing them?

22:03The icebreakers are still going loco in Portland. They erected a guillotine outside an ice building.

22:10Trentifa wants off with ice's heads. And no one in the media cares. When the liberals resist,

22:17Trump doesn't slow down. He steps on the gas. Ice busted a drug warehouse in Texas where illegals

22:22were found hiding in the ceilings. The Coast Guard just pulled off its biggest bust in history,

22:2875,000 pounds of coke. And in Texas, Judge Pirro, she just intercepted over a thousand barrels of

22:36Chinese meth. These 1,300 barrels were shipped from Shanghai, China to Mexico. We intercepted these

22:46precursors on the high seas. And now the Sinaloa cartel will not be able to use them to make

22:52methamphetamines. That's what we're doing in D.C. But we're doing it in Houston today.

22:58And you never know where we're going to be tomorrow.

23:00This is what America voted for. Anyone with their eye on 28, take note. Copy Trump, not Gav,

23:08who thinks ICE is going to steal the election.

23:11You think ICE is not going to show up around voting and polling booths to chill participation?

23:16You know that. The National Guard, you know that. Everybody knows what's at stake.

23:23Borders are Tom Homan's here. All right, Mr. Homan, let's just get this out of the way.

23:28Is ICE planning to steal voting machines in the next election? Yes or no?

23:36No. ICE is making this country safe again. ICE saved Los Angeles. ICE is making California safer.

23:42Governor Newsom should be thanking ICE. And as far as cartels, Jesse, you and I were together at the

23:48Republican National Convention before the election. I stood on stage and said,

23:52President Trump will designate these cartels terrorist organizations and he will wipe them

23:57off the face of the years. I meant it. President Trump is doing that. The cartels' existence in the

24:02United States is very limited. So when you see strikes like this, we're showing it on the screen,

24:06that's a little speedboat with tons of narcotics coming to our coastline. How easier of a job does

24:15it make yours? Makes it a lot easier. President Trump designated these groups terrorist organizations.

24:22And why? Because they have killed more Americans than every terrorist organization in the world

24:28combined. Under Biden, a quarter million Americans died from fentanyl that came across an open border.

24:34So President Trump's right. They're terrorists and we're going to take them out. He's bankrupting

24:38them already. You just said it. They made record amounts of money under Biden, smuggling, aliens,

24:43sex trafficking, women and children, and dope. And with a secure border, we're bankrupting them.

24:48Now we're going to attack them. We're going to play the away game. You know, we're tired of playing

24:52the home game. We're going to play the away game now. And President Trump is committed to ending the

24:57cartel violence in this country. Look, there's some little cartels now in 42 countries across the globe.

25:02So again, their time in the United States is limited under President Trump.

25:06Yeah, they're a disease. You got to stop it. The show of force that the president is orchestrating

25:12in D.C., possibly Chicago, many other cities possibly could see the guard come in.

25:19Does that help your job to round up these illegal aliens when you have the guard there also?

25:25Absolutely. They're a force multiplier. I mean, their presence adds security. They help build

25:34infrastructure. They help do transportation. They help do intelligence. And they release

25:38ICE officers who have immigration authority. They release more badges and guns to the street

25:43so they can do these other duties. Some of the guard is under 287G now. They can perform some

25:48immigration duties. But they're a force multiplier. And you see the success in D.C.

25:52And President Trump made a commitment weeks ago. We're going to prioritize sanctuary cities.

25:57We're going to flood the zone. Just not ICE agents, but FBI agents, DEA agents, ATF agents,

26:04and National Guard. We're going to make this country safe again. President Trump made a promise

26:08to American people. And we're going to keep that promise.

26:10All right. And real quick, you're not going to steal the election, right?

26:13No, we don't need to steal the election. American people are 100% behind President Trump. That's

26:20why he's in the White House. All right. Because they want a safe America. President Trump promised

26:24it. And that's what they're getting. All right. Portors are Tom Homan. Thanks, as always.

26:29Fox News alert. Louisiana lockup just opened for business. It's ICE's new detention facility.

26:35Fox News national correspondent Brooke Taylor got a tour.

26:38Hi, Jesse. We just got an inside look at this notorious Angola prison where one of the camps

26:47is being turned into an ICE detention facility. It's being called the Louisiana lockup. Take a look

26:53at this. We just came back from this tour from inside. This is where they used to house the most

26:58violent criminals at the prison. The cells were used for solitary confinement, and it was shut down

27:04and hasn't been used in years. Now the Homeland Security Department says they are using that

27:10section of the prison to detain and deport the worst of the worst illegal aliens. Secretary Christy

27:17Noem was just joined by Attorney General Pam Bondi and Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry. They got a tour

27:24and got to see this Louisiana lockup for themselves. Angola prison is the largest maximum security prison

27:31in the country. It earned the nickname as the bloodiest prison in the South because of its harsh

27:37conditions in the 1960s. I exclusively spoke to Secretary Noem after that tour. Listen.

27:44You know, this facility will be utilized for the most violent of criminal illegal aliens. They're going to

27:51be relocated from other places in the country and put in this facility. These are individuals who

27:57committed horrific crimes that are going to come here. So these are individuals that are serving decades

28:03already for murder, for rape, for aggravated assaults, for gun charges, for drug trafficking and human trafficking.

28:13And there are already 51 illegal criminal migrants who are being housed here. This facility,

28:19it can hold up to 400 people. Again, we are talking about those illegal migrants who have convictions of

28:25murder, trafficking and rape that will end up right here, Jesse. All right, Brooke, thanks so much.

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29:11Government workers used to have the dream job. Work from home, make your own hours.

29:16Happy hours. Happy hours started at 3. If you were lucky enough to work at the VA,

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29:28Unless you were Lubin Tooman, that camera's working overtime. Biden set the standard. AutoPen signed

29:34away and Joe spent 40% of his term on vacay. DC followed the lead. Before Trump came back to town,

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29:55other. Remember the VA orgies? 15 employees quit after things got sticky in the cubicles.

30:02It's why Doge became a thing. Trump recruited big balls. And one executive order later,

30:08the party was over and the left was freaking out. The new president signed the letter stating that

30:16we had to return back to work. No more remote work. I am stunned, very upset. What have federal

30:24employees ever done to y'all? Earlier today, I received an email that they are ending remote work

30:31at my agency. I am in a different time zone than DC and my team is in three different time zones.

30:39So now they're going after federal workers, as you know, and saying that, you know,

30:44those of us who telework are doing nothing. But did it all work? The numbers don't lie.

30:50From April to June, federal workers in office shot up 30%. Feds are now twice as likely to show up

30:56compared to the rest of the country. And if you don't want to get on board,

30:59you're getting a pink slip. Over at FEMA, they're not just tracking tornadoes.

31:03They're talking dirty to their computers. Kristi Noem just fired an employee who programmed AI for

31:10phone sex. And the woman on the other end of the line talked with an accent. Primetime had to get to

31:17the bottom of this. What kind of accent was it? Was it French, British, sexy, Midwestern?

31:22According to a person familiar, it was Asian. We can also confirm Eric Swalwell was not involved

31:30in this matter this time. But Democrats don't like accountability. Fire a lazy Fed and Trump's

31:37transitioned to Stalin. When private comments made by federal employees are scrutinized for

31:43anti-Trump bias and they can lose their jobs because of it, then we've entered the realm,

31:48not just of Vladimir Putin, but of Joseph Stalin. Raskin's staff has pink hair. That was what I

31:55found out there. For those keeping it clean at the office, the workplace looks a little different.

32:02Over at the labor headquarters, Trump's plastered to the window. And like Mona Lisa, his eyes follow

32:07you everywhere. No more sneaking off to the supply closet. And if you quit the government,

32:13can't escape the golden age either. The White House LinkedIn page has a new profile picture.

32:18It's big and orange. And Biden's old staffers now have Trump's face on their resumes.

32:25Barack too. He's as mega as Stephen Miller. Let's bring in outkick.com host Tommy Lahren. Tommy,

32:33have you ever worked from a bubble bath?

32:36Jesse, I sure have not. I do a lot of my work from the home studio, which I enjoy. But you know

32:44what? I love being in New York. I love seeing you guys as well. And I think that President Trump

32:49asking these employees to come back to work, I think it's both a personal and a public service.

32:55It's a public service because if they have to show up to work, not only will they be earning their

32:59paycheck, but they'll have less time to go protest in the streets and sing those stupid songs. So that's

33:04a public service. It's also a personal service for them because now, instead of going to these

33:10protests to get their socialization in, they can actually interact with each other in the workplace,

33:15more productive, probably more hygienic. I think it's better for everyone involved.

33:21Also, side note, free therapy. This is called exposure therapy. The thing that liberals hate the most,

33:27going to work and President Trump. Now, when they go to work, they will see President Trump in the

33:32window. They are now exposed. It is free therapy. I see this as such a gracious, generous thing the

33:38president did for these people. Do we want them back, Tommy? Because how smart are these people

33:43and how useful are they going to be working in Washington if they're posting their video and

33:49people know their name and they're saying that they don't want to go back to work?

33:56Yeah, if they have enough time to be posting on Instagram or TikTok,

33:59they have enough time to be commuting to work and serving a purpose. But I would also say,

34:04in addition to the therapy this provides for these people, I think it's wonderful that they will now

34:09see President Trump on a daily basis. And this actually reminds me of a movie, How to Lose a

34:15Guy in 10 Days. Now stick with me on this. So this is going to weed out the weak and emotional ones.

34:20If you have to go to work and you see President Trump in the office, or you have to go to work and work

34:25really on behalf of the American people and President Trump, that will weed out all of the

34:29weaklings. Okay. How to lose a federal employee in 10 days. This is the way to do it. It's efficient.

34:34It's effective. I'm all for it. All right. It's movie night in DC. Let's see

34:38who many people we wean off. Tommy, good to see you. Go back to the bubble bath.

34:43Sidney Sweeney is back with a brand new ad.

34:52Sensodyne is our first line of defense against sensitivity. When people are experiencing sensitivity,

34:58they're experiencing an exposed layer of the tooth. Sensodyne helps.

35:05All right, cooler. We got Fox News contributor Kat Timf wearing a leather jacket, which we don't

35:11understand, but it looks expensive. I look really good. It's not that hard to understand. I look

35:17great. There you go. Okay. Nevermind. First up, American Eagles soaring high. They just had their

35:23best quarter ever. The stock's up 20% and they're calling their Sidney Sweeney campaign the best to

35:28date. So it's no wonder that other companies follow suit. Jimmy Choo, a company I don't even know,

35:35is double dipping, hiring Sidney Sweeney for their latest campaign. Jeans are out now.

35:40Sweeney's got good boots. Okay, Tyler, we're ready to do it, sir. Okay. Okay.

35:56Tell him Scarlett's busy.

35:58So are we just going to televise every Sidney Sweeney ad from now until I'm dead?

36:11I think so. I think that's where this is headed. This is heading that way.

36:13I think it is. And honestly, good for her. Yeah.

36:15Good for her. And I also think it's funny because people get mad. That's why we're going to keep

36:20doing this. People find a reason to get mad about her doing these ads, which really people are mad

36:25because she's hot, which happens a lot. You would understand. Are they mad already about the Jimmy

36:31Choo ad? Yeah, I'm sure. If we haven't found them, we will find them. There's probably some

36:37hidden thing that people are looking for that they're going to find. That's the reason we

36:41should be upset about it. Right. The amount of words that were written about the jeans ad,

36:46it's truly a remarkable thing. Right. It's truly like Nazis wore boots. That's what they're going to

36:51say. There you go. You just did someone's job. That's right. Wouldn't be the first time. Have

36:55you seen the five next up? The US Open is in town and there's some controversy on the five. Someone,

37:02someone, I won't say who, said that women's tennis is unwatchable compared to men's tennis.

37:09She compared it to eating an appetizer versus an entree. Now, it wasn't me. I would never say that. No one

37:16respects women more than I do. But it begs the question, why do some women hate women's tennis?

37:22Do you hate women's tennis? I don't like tennis in general. You don't like men's tennis either?

37:27No. I don't get why the US Open said you. Everyone's like, oh, I'm going to the US Open.

37:32Like, have fun. I went one time, but I was free. And I, like, honestly, wasn't that impressed.

37:37So you're not impressed at all with tennis? It's objectively impressive. Could I do that? No.

37:42But there's a lot of things that are impressive that I don't want to watch.

37:46Like, what else? I mean, most things. Most things. Okay.

37:51Cook. I don't want to watch people cook. You don't know.

37:53Um, there's people, I don't want to watch, like, weird body stuff that's impressive that I don't

37:57want to watch. Giving birth's impressive. I didn't put a mirror in front of it when I did it. Okay.

38:02What? Logically, I see your point. You're just not one of those women.

38:06Last up, the latest Powerball jackpot hit $1.4 billion. And there was some murmuring around

38:13the office today about Powerball etiquette. So if your coworker buys you a ticket and you win,

38:19do you owe them a cut? So my producer bought me a Powerball thing. We did it on the five. Now,

38:24if I win, do I have to give him my winnings? Of course you do, Jesse.

38:29All of them? No, not all of them, but you'd have to share. 50-50?

38:33Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't. You're right. You wouldn't. You wouldn't go 50-50. You would throw

38:40a pizza party. You probably would. You would throw a pizza party. You'd be like, listen.

38:45With toppings. Yeah, with toppings. That's true. But you have to give some. If you have a billion,

38:50over a billion dollars. If he buys it for me for the show, does he have more of a claim to it?

38:55No, he gave it to you. He gave it to me. He gave it to you. So you have more of a claim to it. But

38:59honestly, you would probably be like, here's $100,000 or something like that. And a pizza.

39:05What would you do with $1.4 billion? I would donate all of it to charity.

39:11That is the biggest lie I've heard on Foxville Day. I would donate it all to the less fortunate.

39:16You're going to be donating some of your talents to Wyandotte, Michigan. Oh, I am. First show sold out.

39:22We just added another show. It's going to sell out, too. So everybody better get their tickets

39:25before it does that. And you won't be playing tennis. You'll be doing stand-up. Oh, yeah.

39:28And it's going to be a great time. It'll be very impressive. Thank you so much, Kat.

39:32Thank you, Jesse. You're welcome. More primetime. Straight ahead.

39:40The Princess Bride. One of the all-time classic movies. Akilah is resisting seeing The Princess Bride.

39:45She thinks it's too grainy and too old-looking. My God. So stop resisting. And she's going to watch it.

39:55And she's going to love it. And she's going to thank me. All right? Just watch the stupid movie, Akilah.

40:02All right. We got Susan from Seidel, Louisiana. Your new hair part makes you look older.

40:08Darn it. Older in a good way? Jim from Amato, Arizona. I wonder which judge is going to shut

40:16down the Louisiana lockup tomorrow. Well, it'll be a Biden appointee. Jamie from Crawfordsville,

40:23Indiana. When it comes to Powerball tickets, possession is nine-tenths of the law. Got it

40:28right here in my pocket. Frank from Marblehead, Massachusetts. What does sexy Midwestern sound

40:33like? You are not going to get me to do sexy Midwestern. I have standards. It doesn't look

40:39like I do, but I do. DVR the show. Always remember, I'm Waters, and this is my world.

41:03Launched my head. Come here. Reloading.

41:11It's back now. Cover me.

41:18Launched my head. Go Berkey. Reloading.

41:27Cover me.

41:29Blue team is in the long.

41:33Reloading!

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