Who Has the Best Name In College Football ROUND 2 (The Bracket, Vol. 188)

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KenJac

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00:00:00So that's Stinky. That's a good name.

00:00:04You just used Dave's college baseball photo.

00:00:07Yeah, he made it fatter. No, I didn't make it fatter.

00:00:10Yeah, he did. Yes, he did.

00:00:12That's just the way your face looked back then. You're chiseled now, Dave.

00:00:15Okay, welcome to the bracket episode 188.

00:00:18Today we are doing the best college football names of 2025.

00:00:23We did this in January during the playoff last year,

00:00:27and we're doing an updated version now.

00:00:28We're not using any of their participants from the last year,

00:00:31so there are some who are playing this year,

00:00:33which you'll see if you look up the best-of list,

00:00:34you'll see guys like Mobility, like General Booty, like guys like that.

00:00:39We used them last year. I didn't want to use them again.

00:00:41I thought we already talked all there is to talk about Mobility

00:00:45and General Booty and the type.

00:00:48Shoot, what's his name? Who's that Duke linebacker

00:00:50who had a memorable factor, for example?

00:00:53We're not using them. We're using new guys.

00:00:55And today we have a great ball-knower in Big Ev joining us over Zoom.

00:01:00We have another two great ball-knowers in Chief and White Sox Dave

00:01:03joining us from Chicago.

00:01:04I believe our normal host Tommy is out.

00:01:07Nick and KB are both doing a shoot or something like that.

00:01:11And we have Vibs.

00:01:12We have myself.

00:01:12We should have Pat and Jack Mack,

00:01:14another ball-knower in here as well, very shortly.

00:01:17And let's just, before we get into anything crazy,

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00:01:53So I just looked for it right before this.

00:01:55We were just talking, what games should we look up?

00:01:57I consider looking at Chargers versus Brazil,

00:01:59but I fundamentally do not agree with the fact

00:02:01that they have to play an international game

00:02:02or that any NFL team should have to play an international game.

00:02:05So I'm out of protest,

00:02:06not even going to look at those ones.

00:02:08And instead, I'm going to look at Chargers,

00:02:10or sorry, Vikings at Bears.

00:02:11Vikings at Bears, you can get tickets right now.

00:02:13It looks like Grandstand 3, $290 for opening week.

00:02:18That's pretty fucking good.

00:02:19Not too bad.

00:02:20Not too bad.

00:02:21You see the Caleb Williams show.

00:02:23Yeah, look at that view.

00:02:24Not too bad, right?

00:02:26Oh, it's a great view.

00:02:27Can't beat that view.

00:02:28Yeah, pretty solid.

00:02:29And then Soldier Field, like a historic, historic stadium.

00:02:33Yeah, I mean, Soldier Field, it sucks.

00:02:38Yeah, it's not good.

00:02:39For the benefit of the ad read, I was trying to ham it up there.

00:02:43But going to see the Bears, prime time, Monday night football,

00:02:47hope is alive, you get there early, you do the tailgate,

00:02:51you can have a great experience,

00:02:52and then hopefully the Bears make it worth your while,

00:02:55and you can do that all with game time.

00:02:57Typically speaking, I would say if you could go to any Bears game,

00:03:00it would be week one while hope is alive, right?

00:03:02Yeah, because after this, it's going to get –

00:03:05I'm starting a doom cycle with the Bears.

00:03:08Yeah, he's having some deep thoughts to see through his brain right now.

00:03:12I was thinking nine and eight, and now I'm like five wins maybe?

00:03:16I don't know.

00:03:17Mine has gone down too with the Chargers.

00:03:19Initially, I was like, oh, we're like a 10-win team,

00:03:20and now that Lashon Slater's hurt, I'm down to like probably like eight or nine,

00:03:24something like that.

00:03:25We're down.

00:03:25We're down bad.

00:03:27Sucks to be you guys.

00:03:28Colts are making the playoffs.

00:03:29Colts, yeah.

00:03:30Danny Dimes.

00:03:31Danny Dimes.

00:03:31Big hands old QBF behind the house.

00:03:33We believe.

00:03:33Yeah.

00:03:35I'm in the weird spot where I'm starting to believe.

00:03:38Like the Giants, see, and Dart's not going to play right away,

00:03:41and he shouldn't, but Dart looks so good, and the D-liners look so good,

00:03:45I'm getting like – I'm starting to get nervous about having like –

00:03:48I don't even say expectations because I don't think we're going to make

00:03:51the playoffs, but just having any kind of hope of positivity.

00:03:54I think they're going to be competitive.

00:03:56Big Ev, I think I'm with you on the Giants.

00:03:58I think that defense is going to be so nasty that if they get anything out of

00:04:03that quarterback position, they're going to be a pretty tough team.

00:04:06And I'll say that I'm still a Dable believer.

00:04:10I want to make – I'm not a Shane believer.

00:04:12I'm a Brian Dable believer.

00:04:13Okay.

00:04:13I think he's a good football coach.

00:04:15I think he is.

00:04:16I do too.

00:04:16I think he's gotten the shitty things to work with, and now maybe for the

00:04:19first time we might have something to work with.

00:04:22And he loves Dart.

00:04:24He basically told Dart on the phone he drafted,

00:04:26I'm basically betting my career on you.

00:04:28Mm-hmm.

00:04:28That's how much I believe in you.

00:04:30Okay.

00:04:30And he's look good.

00:04:31Yeah.

00:04:32The curse is on Big Ev's face.

00:04:33He's already beat out Jameis, right?

00:04:35He's got a mouse on his face.

00:04:36Yeah.

00:04:37Sorry.

00:04:37In our Zoom link, we have just like a giant mouse right over Big Ev's face,

00:04:40which it's not moved.

00:04:41That's my bad, Vipsy.

00:04:42I want to see his pretty face.

00:04:44Sorry.

00:04:45But, yeah, you can go watch all these games.

00:04:46You can watch Giants games.

00:04:47You can watch Vikings, Colts.

00:04:48You can watch Bears, your Chargers, whatever you want.

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00:05:05You can also go see games where some of these college players

00:05:07that we're going to be talking about go to as well.

00:05:10Some of these insane stadiums.

00:05:11I've got to say, I've never seen as many compliments

00:05:16as I've ever seen for a stadium as I've seen for people talking about

00:05:19Ohio State after this last game.

00:05:22Everybody talking about it was at the shoe, right?

00:05:24Everyone going nuts about the shoe.

00:05:26You're saying how great of a stadium it is.

00:05:27That would be a great game to go to.

00:05:29Did they renovate or something?

00:05:30Why is everyone talking about it?

00:05:31Yeah.

00:05:32I think just the energy was insane for a Texas game.

00:05:35It just was like, the place was nuts, even at noon.

00:05:38Yeah, that was dumb that it was at noon.

00:05:41Fox, yeah.

00:05:41I mean, no, it's just they own the noon slate.

00:05:45Yeah, but I actually love Fox, so I take that back.

00:05:47Put that game wherever you think is best.

00:05:49Yeah.

00:05:49Fox.

00:05:50So they tried.

00:05:51I guess Ohio State, they tried to make it Sunday night,

00:05:54but Texas had to agree to it, and they wouldn't agree to it.

00:05:58Boy, are you going to go head-to-head against Notre Dame-Miami?

00:06:01It would have been an incredible doubleheader.

00:06:03I would have loved it.

00:06:03Yeah.

00:06:04It would have been a nice doubleheader, a little dual screen.

00:06:06Exactly.

00:06:07And that was, and he just beat the piss out of Eli's nephew, I guess, too.

00:06:11Is that like a mixed feeling thing for you?

00:06:14I like Arch.

00:06:16I tweeted immediately after the game,

00:06:20you'll never get Arch Manning stock lower than right now.

00:06:23I believe buying it all.

00:06:25Give me all of it.

00:06:26He was the best defense in the country on the road in his first start.

00:06:29He's going to be great.

00:06:30He's going to be great?

00:06:31I think he's going to be just fine.

00:06:32I think.

00:06:33Well, that's different.

00:06:34I mean, just fine.

00:06:37I mean, just fine for his expectations, which are through the roof.

00:06:40He's going to be a phenomenal player.

00:06:42I'm not.

00:06:43Literally, everyone looks bad against Ohio State at quarterback.

00:06:48That's a great win-win for you.

00:06:51Eli's nephew is great, and also we're just that good.

00:06:53That's a double win.

00:06:54I just think we're the best secondary and the best linebackers, I think, in the country.

00:06:57I think that's a brutal first real start to go on the road, defending champs,

00:07:04probably the best defense in the country again, at least like top two or three.

00:07:08He didn't even have any flashes.

00:07:11Yeah, yes, he didn't.

00:07:12No, he didn't.

00:07:13What?

00:07:15The two throws that he basically made, the deep ball on the, I guess it was the left

00:07:20sideline.

00:07:20Yeah.

00:07:21Unbelievable.

00:07:22And then the touchdown was an incredible throw.

00:07:24It was great coverage.

00:07:25He just put it in the bucket.

00:07:26Listen, he missed wide open throws, like no doubt.

00:07:28I'm not going to say, like, he had a lot of unforced errors.

00:07:32I just think he's hyped because of his name.

00:07:34He might be a good quarterback, but it's like people being like, he's the number one

00:07:37pick.

00:07:37I think after what he played four games last year, I think that's insane.

00:07:42But I think it's, it's the skill.

00:07:44You have to look at him and be like, he's six foot five.

00:07:47He's 230 pounds.

00:07:49He's super athletic.

00:07:50Has a cannon for an arm.

00:07:52Like obviously as like the pet, you're describing Justin Fields right now.

00:07:56I don't give a shit about any of that.

00:07:59Fields can't throw like Arch can.

00:08:01Fields could throw.

00:08:02Fields is an arm.

00:08:03I'm the number one.

00:08:04You guys both are off the front of our left fields.

00:08:06Like I'm with Fields no matter what.

00:08:08I think it's time.

00:08:09I think it's time you leave him.

00:08:11Nah, never.

00:08:12Justin Fields forever, JFF.

00:08:13I got faith for him this year.

00:08:15The Arch is going to be good.

00:08:16That's what I'm saying.

00:08:16All right, we'll see.

00:08:17I have the Arch stock low.

00:08:18He's going to be, he's going to be good.

00:08:19And just by the way, for a heads up on this one, there is going to be one option on

00:08:23here out of the main 15 options because we have a, we have a playing game.

00:08:26Uh, that is fake.

00:08:28So you will have a chance if you want, if you want to guess the fake player, I will

00:08:31give you the chance, but you only get one chance to do it.

00:08:33So you raise your hand first.

00:08:34Oh, I like that rule.

00:08:35That's a good wrinkle.

00:08:36You go, you go ahead and guess and you say, I, you know what?

00:08:38I think this guy's fake.

00:08:39And I'll tell you.

00:08:40Uh, so first up we have a defensive back out of Lindenwood.

00:08:45And I did a lot of research for this.

00:08:47A lot.

00:08:47I went through a lot of rosters.

00:08:48I went through about as many as I could in D1 before we started.

00:08:51And I got as many as I could outside of like the mainstream ones.

00:08:54So Luke Zook is our first one.

00:08:56If you look at your phones, I'm sending you pictures of these guys as well.

00:08:58Uh, just so you know, Luke Zook defensive back out of Lindenwood, uh, just standard looking

00:09:04white dude.

00:09:04Not something you'd really expect, but Luke Zook is one that immediately stood out to

00:09:07me as being that cannot be, this simply cannot be, but then he's going up against, which

00:09:12I think is maybe an even stranger one from Presbyterian, uh, another defensive back.

00:09:17Will Ferrell, just Will Ferrell, not, not probably not what you expect when you look at him.

00:09:23Uh, but we'll, it's like Bubba Gump.

00:09:25Yeah.

00:09:28Not Bubba Gump.

00:09:29What was his name?

00:09:30His name is Bubba.

00:09:32Well, okay.

00:09:33Yeah.

00:09:33I don't remember his last name.

00:09:34Yeah.

00:09:35Yeah.

00:09:36But, uh, so am I wrong?

00:09:38No, you're right.

00:09:39I was, I was trying to remember who he reminded me of.

00:09:41He's got to tuck that lip in.

00:09:43Yeah.

00:09:43And try to get caught on a trip wire.

00:09:45Yeah.

00:09:45Please.

00:09:46Uh, so Luke Zook defensive back out of Lindenwood versus Will Ferrell defensive back out of Presbyterian.

00:09:53So we'll start with you on this one, Big Ev, which one of these, if you want to guess,

00:09:56Hey, I think this guy's fake.

00:09:57You feel free.

00:09:57Uh, which one of these, I almost was gonna, because in the thing, it says, I thought it said, it's

00:10:02his best material.

00:10:03So I was doing a little, I thought that was a little, Oh no, that's my fuck up.

00:10:06I that's, that's my writing it down.

00:10:08I was putting that with the, the logo looks kind of like the Citadel logo.

00:10:13Uh-huh.

00:10:13I was about, but I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll keep it in the pocket.

00:10:16Okay.

00:10:16So which one of these do you think is the better college football name?

00:10:18And better is a complete subjective to you.

00:10:20It doesn't have to mean funniest, best, coolest, whatever, because there'll be like a range

00:10:23of them.

00:10:23So whichever one you think is the better college football name, go ahead.

00:10:27I'm going to go Luke Zook.

00:10:29Will Ferrell, like it's obviously nice, funny comedian's name, actor's name, but Luke, I love

00:10:35a good, a rhyme as well, like a Luke Zook sounds like a kicker.

00:10:39Like that sounds like an elite kicker name.

00:10:40Yeah.

00:10:41I like, I want, I want Luke Zook kicking the ball with the game on the line.

00:10:44I kind of disagree.

00:10:45Can I ask a question?

00:10:47Yeah.

00:10:48Are we sure that it's pronounced Zook because there was the old Illinois coach, Ron Zook

00:10:54who was pronounced, it was spelled the same way.

00:10:58Z-R-K.

00:10:58And are they related?

00:11:00How many Zooks are running around?

00:11:02Yeah.

00:11:03How is it anything other than Zook though?

00:11:05If it's Z-O-O-K.

00:11:06I mean, you don't say book, it's book.

00:11:09I guess, but like Zoot?

00:11:11Like Zoot.

00:11:12No, it is not his, but he is from Yorkville, Illinois, right down the road from Chief and

00:11:17I.

00:11:18Yeah.

00:11:18He might be listening to this right now.

00:11:20Right down route 47.

00:11:21Yeah.

00:11:21Shout out to Luke Zook.

00:11:23Well, I'm going to stick with Zook.

00:11:24Zook is a funnier pronunciations.

00:11:25All right.

00:11:25Well, if we're sticking with the rhyme, then I'm also going with Luke Zook.

00:11:29Two.

00:11:29Yeah, even if he's not a, if he's a Zook and not a Zook, all his teammates are calling

00:11:35him Zook anyways.

00:11:36Hey, Zook.

00:11:37Hey, Zook.

00:11:37Get your ass over here.

00:11:38Zook, why weren't you filling the fucking A-gap right there, Zook, you fucking mutt?

00:11:43He's a white cornerback, but yeah.

00:11:46You mean he could be up there?

00:11:47I mean, you know my point.

00:11:49Like, he, Zook's, that's a good football name right there.

00:11:53Will Ferrell, it's like, oh, look at it.

00:11:54We got a Will Ferrell on it.

00:11:55Like, who can you?

00:11:56You do hate Will Ferrell though.

00:11:57I don't hate Will Ferrell.

00:11:58I think that he completely fucking stinks when he is the lead role in many of his movies.

00:12:06He's had a bad decade.

00:12:07He's a side character.

00:12:08He's fucking brilliant.

00:12:11You don't like, like, Anchorman or?

00:12:13No, I think that Kicking and Screaming, the ice skating movie, and a few more are like,

00:12:19they're all in a giant contest for the worst movie in the history.

00:12:24You're like, whoa, you didn't like Blades of Glory?

00:12:26Blades of Glory is fucking crazy.

00:12:29That movie is fucking sucks asshole.

00:12:31That movie is hilarious.

00:12:32I just watched it, like, last month.

00:12:33It's not funny.

00:12:35It's bad.

00:12:36It's cheesy in the worst ways possible.

00:12:38Get hard.

00:12:39And I can get around, like, cheesy, but, like, it's just, it's bad.

00:12:44He's got way worse movies.

00:12:45He's got, like, Holmes and Watson, which is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

00:12:48They're not even close.

00:12:50I love Kicking and Screaming.

00:12:51I like Kicking and Screaming.

00:12:52My dick is in it.

00:12:54Horrible.

00:12:54Very funny.

00:12:55That's crazy.

00:12:56Very funny movie.

00:12:57I always like the Ditka stuff.

00:12:59Always made me laugh.

00:12:59I'm shocked that never got to.

00:13:01No, it made me, it tarnished him a little bit.

00:13:04Yeah, I agree.

00:13:05Yeah, I agree.

00:13:05You can say that.

00:13:06Like, the young son, like.

00:13:08The young son, yeah.

00:13:09I mean, he's got his, like, he's got, like, a 12-year, the kid's uncle is, like, the same age as him.

00:13:16Yeah, yeah.

00:13:17Guys, I remember the movie.

00:13:19We remember it.

00:13:19We think it stinks, like, going down memory lane of this movie is not, it's not going to make it better.

00:13:26James Caan, yeah.

00:13:26Oh, you agree with this, too?

00:13:29Yeah, I don't like Kicking and Screaming.

00:13:30It's so bad.

00:13:31It's sad.

00:13:32But I like Anchorman.

00:13:34I like Talladega Nights.

00:13:35I didn't like Talladega Nights.

00:13:36Anchorman's fine.

00:13:37Uh, Stepbrothers grew on me.

00:13:39I didn't like it at first.

00:13:40Stepbrothers grew on me.

00:13:42That's crazy.

00:13:42This is insanity, I'm hearing.

00:13:46It's not.

00:13:46He's better when he's Ashley Schaefer, when he's, uh, the dude in, uh, in Wedding Crashers.

00:13:53What is it, Chaz?

00:13:54Yeah, Chaz Hours?

00:13:56Chaz.

00:13:56Yeah.

00:13:56Chaz Hours.

00:13:57Isn't he Chaz Michael Michaels in Blades of Glory?

00:13:59It doesn't matter.

00:14:00Yeah, something like that.

00:14:01Um, yeah, no, he's better when he's, like, a side character.

00:14:03Like, small doses, he's funnier.

00:14:05But saying, kicking and screaming.

00:14:07And Blades of Glory's bad.

00:14:08Those are dog shit fucking movies.

00:14:10Like Talladega Nights.

00:14:12Talladega Nights, yeah.

00:14:13It's great.

00:14:14Yeah.

00:14:15I can't get behind you on it, but I respect you sticking to the guns on it, Elise.

00:14:20So we have three for Luke Zook.

00:14:21Why about you, Wibzy?

00:14:22I gotta go Luke Zook.

00:14:23I feel like Luke Zook's a fullback.

00:14:25I know he's not based off his position on there.

00:14:27But, like, when he, you know, picks up a first down, never, Zook.

00:14:31Yep.

00:14:32Okay, I like that.

00:14:33You gotta pick him.

00:14:33And it's just funny to think, though, like, Will Ferrell with the interception.

00:14:37Like, the announcer having to scream that.

00:14:39Yeah, but I feel like that, that, uh, after one game, you're, like, tired of it.

00:14:43You're over it.

00:14:44Yeah.

00:14:44We got Will Ferrell.

00:14:45And it's not like that's an uncommon name.

00:14:47It's Will and it's Ferrell.

00:14:48Two very common names, you know?

00:14:50It's just, like, who cares?

00:14:52I don't know how many Ferrells I know, actually.

00:14:54I know a Brad Ferrell.

00:14:56I know a Ryan Ferrell.

00:14:59Okay.

00:14:59Brad Ferrell, big into wrestling.

00:15:01And if you ever went over to his house, he had, like, a mat in the basement and you'd

00:15:04have to, like, wrestle him.

00:15:05And I was like, I don't want to do this shit.

00:15:06Did he really like wrestlers?

00:15:07Oh, he really liked it.

00:15:08Is that what you're trying to tell us?

00:15:09Yeah.

00:15:10Okay, I get you.

00:15:11I think I was sexually assaulted now that I'm thinking about it.

00:15:15Nice.

00:15:16So, Luke Zook is going to move on.

00:15:17Now we have the four seed versus the 13 seed.

00:15:19The four seed is a linebacker out of San Jose State, Sir Bible.

00:15:24Sir Bible is an interesting one because he's not even going to, like, a Jesuit school or

00:15:29anything like that.

00:15:30Because I feel like you look at him, you give him a name, Sir Bible, like, you have to go

00:15:33to, like, Presbyterian.

00:15:34You have to go to, you know, one of those type of schools.

00:15:37And he just didn't.

00:15:37Holy Cross, whatever.

00:15:39He went to San Jose State, pretty regular college.

00:15:41So, Sir Bible is going up against, I believe, offensive linemen.

00:15:46Mike Coran.

00:15:48Offensive lineman out of Cornell, Burt Pipkins, who is...

00:15:53All right, Burt Pipkins is fake.

00:15:55He is obviously fake.

00:15:56This is Fat Francis.

00:15:58Yeah.

00:16:00You guys are raising the flag on Burt Pipkins?

00:16:03I'm raising the flag.

00:16:04That's Fat Francis.

00:16:05This is Fat Francis.

00:16:07Although I would like to play tailback behind Burt Pipkins if he was a real guy.

00:16:12Because that's the kind of hog molly I want on my offensive line.

00:16:16I really thought that would sneak through.

00:16:18I don't know if you ever knew this, Dave, but I actually used you for one of these the

00:16:21the last time we did this.

00:16:22That's fucked up.

00:16:23I didn't see that.

00:16:24Hold on.

00:16:24Let me see.

00:16:25Did they sniff it out?

00:16:26No.

00:16:27Well, they sniffed it out, the name being fake.

00:16:29But they did not sniff out the fact that it was you.

00:16:32Try to find it.

00:16:32Because I used your baseball picture as the picture.

00:16:35I do think it's funny you made him go to Cornell, too.

00:16:37I was going to say, Francis would not be offended.

00:16:39Nice touch.

00:16:40Francis would not be offended by him looking fat.

00:16:42He'd be offended that he went to Cornell.

00:16:43Yeah.

00:16:43Isn't that like the worst of the Ivies, too?

00:16:46Yeah.

00:16:47This is like, oh, you only got a 30 on your ACT.

00:16:50Oh, you didn't even edit Dave's photo.

00:16:53No, that's just me.

00:16:56Big and stinky.

00:16:57That's a good name.

00:16:59That was it last year.

00:17:00And they flagged it.

00:17:01They're like, that name can't be real.

00:17:03And then it took them like 10 minutes before they realized it was you.

00:17:07Big and stinky.

00:17:08That's just me.

00:17:09Francis is like you'd tell it's him, but it's dramatically different.

00:17:13You just used Dave's college baseball photo.

00:17:15No, he made it fatter.

00:17:17No, I didn't make it fatter.

00:17:18Yeah, he did.

00:17:20Yes, he did.

00:17:20That's just the way your face looked back then.

00:17:23You're chiseled now, Dave.

00:17:24But this is just, it's not edited at all.

00:17:27And that is funny.

00:17:28Fucked up.

00:17:29So I want you to vote as if Burp Pipkins is a real guy.

00:17:33Burp Pipkins versus Sir Bible.

00:17:35Starting with you, Vibzy.

00:17:36I'm going Burp Pipkins.

00:17:37I think someone just said it.

00:17:39I want him blocking in front of me.

00:17:41Burp Pipkins.

00:17:42And Burp, you know, that's just a perfect offensive lineman name.

00:17:46Yeah, he's foul.

00:17:48He's probably like.

00:17:49Disgusting.

00:17:50I'm not going to say his last name, but I played football with this kid named John growing up.

00:17:53He was a great lineman.

00:17:54He was awesome.

00:17:55He ended up playing D3 ball and being good.

00:17:57But by the end of the year, he had like fungus growing on his shoulder pads because he just,

00:18:02it was so, he was just a disgusting human.

00:18:06Shoulder pads saved that a little bit though, I will say.

00:18:09Like, I thought you were going to say growing under like his like his fat folds.

00:18:12Yeah, dude.

00:18:12I'm sure they were though.

00:18:14I like there's, it probably spread like COVID that shit that he had on his shoulder pad.

00:18:18It was a legit fungus though.

00:18:19And, but like that's the kind of guy I need on my offensive line.

00:18:23I need someone growing fungus and being named Burp Pipkins.

00:18:27Yeah.

00:18:28So though he's fake, clearly, um, I, I, I got to send him through.

00:18:33Can I send him through?

00:18:34You can send through Burp Pipkins.

00:18:35Uh, so two for Burp Pipkins, chief.

00:18:38I'll go Sir Bible.

00:18:40I need to get right with the Catholics again after Notre Dame loss.

00:18:43So get that kid in the transfer portal, get him to Notre Dame.

00:18:46We need all the help we can get.

00:18:47There's a lot of religious names, by the way, in the, within the rosters.

00:18:51So more than we may get to later.

00:18:53Uh, so one for Sir Bible, uh, Evan, big F.

00:18:57You know, I'm going to go with Sir Bible too.

00:18:59And I think the difference for me is the double R.

00:19:01Yeah, true.

00:19:03I think this Sir with two R's makes it sound tough.

00:19:06Like, like, I think if it was just straight up Sir Bible, I'd be a little bit like, eh.

00:19:10Oh, this guy's a knight.

00:19:11This guy's a, this guy's a crusader.

00:19:13Yeah, like the, the, the double R, Sir is like, that's a tough motherfucker.

00:19:18Like, yes, sir.

00:19:19I want that guy playing backer for me.

00:19:21Yeah.

00:19:21So that means we're tied up and to break the tie, I think I will also go with Sir Bible.

00:19:26Uh, partially because I do think it's a cool name, like Sir as a first name, like, it's

00:19:30just awesome.

00:19:31Like, he said, yes, sir.

00:19:33Uh, and then also he's just real, which does help his case a lot in my book.

00:19:36Uh, so Sir Bible is going to move on.

00:19:39Now we have the nine seed versus the eight seed.

00:19:41Can I just say, like, Burt Pipkins does, he looks like he's 40.

00:19:43Like, there's no way this kid's playing D1 college football.

00:19:46That's what they look like sometimes.

00:19:47I, for sure, but.

00:19:49Uh, so Big Al Oliver, which is his, his real name.

00:19:52Uh, if you look him up on whatever ESPN on his website from App State offensive lineman,

00:19:56Big Al Oliver, which I think is such a cool, like, old 70s name, like Mean Joe Green type

00:20:01name.

00:20:01Big Al Oliver, which, but his name being big, it's just awesome.

00:20:07I got to know how much this kid weighed at birth.

00:20:09Are we talking Trent levels?

00:20:10Because why are you naming your kid big if he doesn't come out like a 14 pound bowling

00:20:15ball?

00:20:15Absolute minimum.

00:20:17Iowa's biggest baby.

00:20:18Yeah.

00:20:18And he's, he's going up against a running back from Montana, Tommy Running Rabbit, which

00:20:23is real.

00:20:23Again, these are real names, real names.

00:20:25Yeah.

00:20:25Like a goofball shit.

00:20:27Tommy Running Rabbit, which I assume he's had some sort of like Native American.

00:20:31That's what I was just about to ask.

00:20:32He looks like he's got like real Native American in him.

00:20:35There was that, uh, the hockey player on Vegas whose name is like White Bear and stuff

00:20:40like that.

00:20:41Oh, that's so cool.

00:20:42Yeah.

00:20:42You know the song Save Tonight?

00:20:44The 90s song?

00:20:45Eagle Eye Cherry.

00:20:46Yeah.

00:20:47From like the Navajo tribe.

00:20:48That's his real name.

00:20:49It's not a band.

00:20:50Really?

00:20:51Yeah.

00:20:51I just assumed that was his real name.

00:20:52That's great.

00:20:53Or, uh, they're made a stage name, whatever.

00:20:55This is a, this is the toughest matchup yet.

00:20:58Yeah.

00:20:58So Tommy Running Rabbit versus Big Al Oliver starting with, uh, you this time.

00:21:03Big F.

00:21:04Yeah.

00:21:05I think, I think I'm partial to Big Al, Big Al, uh, Big Al Oliver.

00:21:09Also, I mean, I, I grew at chief here.

00:21:10I think he's got to be minimum double digit pounder.

00:21:14Anything less unacceptable.

00:21:15He's got to be tipping the scales at least 10 pounds when he was born to have Big as

00:21:20your government name.

00:21:21But Big Al Oliver is just an incredible name.

00:21:24Dude, it's, it's so fucking good.

00:21:25I mean, it, I, I disagree.

00:21:27There's no way that's on like his, on like his, like, uh, his like driver's license.

00:21:32Is it?

00:21:32It's gotta be.

00:21:33It's his, Big Al Oliver.

00:21:35On his page, Big Al Oliver.

00:21:36Everywhere it's Big Al Oliver.

00:21:38Yeah, that's incredible.

00:21:39You see, like, I don't like it because.

00:21:41I know it's simple.

00:21:42I like kind of what, what, uh, Ken Jack said.

00:21:44It's got like a mean Joe Green feel, which I kind of like that.

00:21:47It's like, this is going to be tough, stiff competition for me.

00:21:50I'm a big fan.

00:21:51Uh, sorry, sorry.

00:21:52Which one did you, you're going for Big Al?

00:21:53Yeah, we're going Big Al.

00:21:54Big time.

00:21:55One vote for Big Al, Dave.

00:21:56I'm going Tommy Running Rabbit.

00:21:58That's sweet as fuck.

00:21:59If, like this, like Big Al, they were calling him that no matter what.

00:22:04Even if his name was Alan, he was always going to be Big Al.

00:22:08So, they kind of just cut the like middle man out and just like, hey, this is actually

00:22:12your name?

00:22:13So, I don't like it.

00:22:14Like, it's, it's too easy.

00:22:17Like, be creative.

00:22:18Tommy Running Rabbit's sweet.

00:22:20It's, if, if he was playing any other position, I think it'd be bad.

00:22:22Yeah.

00:22:23The fact that he's a running back makes it much better.

00:22:25So, one-to-one right now, Chief?

00:22:27Uh, the position, they both, both names fit the positions, which made it tough.

00:22:32I think this is the toughest matchup.

00:22:35Big Al, not exactly unique.

00:22:37You'll never meet another Tommy Running Rabbit the rest of your life.

00:22:40So, you got to go Tommy Running Rabbit.

00:22:42Two votes for Tommy Running Rabbit.

00:22:45Although, I am struggling to say it right now.

00:22:47Tommy Running Rabbit.

00:22:48Tommy Running Rabbit.

00:22:49Tommy Running Rabbit, get your ass down here.

00:22:52T-R-R.

00:22:53It's, it's a fucking cool-ass name, man.

00:22:55Yeah.

00:22:56Two votes for Tommy Running Rabbit, one for Big Al Oliver, Vibzy.

00:22:58I, I, I, I'm still doubtful that Big Al Oliver is his government name.

00:23:02It's his name on, like, all his pages.

00:23:04On all his pages.

00:23:04But, whenever you're, like, filling that stuff out, you can say you're six foot four and,

00:23:09and 270 pounds.

00:23:11For, for me.

00:23:11Like, I, I can't.

00:23:13Former Division I athlete, no big deal.

00:23:14I filled one of those out, and I, I, I can just say whatever I wanted.

00:23:17I will say, they're not, they're not checking that.

00:23:19Especially at App State.

00:23:21I can't, I can't, I can't double check his government name, technically.

00:23:23Right, right.

00:23:23Like, but everywhere I could find it is.

00:23:24Right.

00:23:25I, I get that.

00:23:26But, I'm, I'm looking him up on Instagram to DM him right now if it's his real name or

00:23:30not.

00:23:30Yes, okay.

00:23:31I'm going with Tommy Running Rabbit just because, like you said, he's a running back.

00:23:34If he was a, if he was a cornerback, it wouldn't be as good.

00:23:37If he was a safety.

00:23:39It would be nearly as good, yeah.

00:23:39He's running back, he's just, he's, he's running.

00:23:41That kid's running.

00:23:42Yeah.

00:23:43So, now we can do, as Tommy Running Rabbit moves on, our play-in game.

00:23:47We actually have a lot of options.

00:23:48I don't have the pictures for him, I do have the names, and I'll just send all the names

00:23:51into the chat.

00:23:53Camden Sixkiller, quarterback from Campbell, which is a sick name.

00:23:57Camden Sixkiller.

00:23:59Tim Suck, offensive lineman from Sacred Heart, not quite as good.

00:24:03Duke Rich.

00:24:04Defensive back out of Cornell, pretty cool, Duke Rich.

00:24:07Mark Bussin from North Dakota, offensive lineman.

00:24:10Justin Wimpey, I guess is how you pronounce it.

00:24:13Defensive back out of Youngstown State.

00:24:15Aiden Vroom, which, Aiden Vroom not being, being an offensive lineman from, how do you

00:24:21pronounce that school again?

00:24:22Duquens or something, right?

00:24:23Duquesne.

00:24:24Duquesne, sorry.

00:24:25Duquesne, but Vroom being your last name and not being like a running back wide receiver.

00:24:29Tough break.

00:24:30It's a really bad break.

00:24:32River Lakey from, another one from Lindenwood, which Luke Zook also went to.

00:24:37Johnny Fudge, defensive lineman from Presbyterian.

00:24:40Johnny Fudge, you can only be in the trenches.

00:24:43There's no other choice for you in the football world.

00:24:46And then Grant Beerman from linebacker out of Illinois.

00:24:49So out of all those options, which one would you want to see Vibzy do and move on to player

00:24:53number one?

00:24:54If Dana Beards isn't wearing a Beerman Illinois jersey this fall, it's a loss.

00:25:00I kind of want to go River Lakey just because that's just like-

00:25:03Cheesefuckers love water.

00:25:04Yeah, he's a water guy.

00:25:06Johnny Fudge is great.

00:25:08Camden Sixkiller is just cool.

00:25:11Ah, fuck.

00:25:13And what are we basing this off of?

00:25:15Just whatever he thinks is the best name.

00:25:16It's going to be totally subjective to you.

00:25:18Whatever you think.

00:25:20River Lakey, because his parents were like, hey, let's name this kid River.

00:25:24Our last name's Lakey.

00:25:25Let's name him River.

00:25:26One vote for River Lakey, Chief.

00:25:28Dave, I'm going Johnny Fudge because that sounds like a nickname.

00:25:36Like Johnny, you know, whatever.

00:25:38Sounds like a mobster's name or something.

00:25:39Yeah, like, ah, here's Johnny Fudge.

00:25:41So I like that.

00:25:43I think that rolls off the tongue.

00:25:44I think it's fun to say.

00:25:46And then you can just be like, ah, Fudge.

00:25:49Like, that was Fudge fucking did it again.

00:25:51So Johnny Fudge is my vote.

00:25:53One vote for Johnny Fudge.

00:25:56Dave?

00:25:58It's not-

00:25:59I've heard this last name before, I should say.

00:26:01So it's not uncommon or very uncommon.

00:26:04I'm going with Grant Bierman.

00:26:05I detest the University of Illinois for many reasons.

00:26:09But if your last name is Bierman, hey, Bierman.

00:26:12You know, like, you're the Bierman.

00:26:15Everybody loves the Bierman.

00:26:17You could be the biggest dickhead on earth, but he automatically is the Bierman to start a conversation.

00:26:23And you automatically gravitate towards him.

00:26:26He has to go out of his way to make you not like him right off the rip.

00:26:30It's true.

00:26:30You have to be like a real asshole, like, to not be good as a Bierman.

00:26:34And I just texted the group, Big Al Oliver, not his real name.

00:26:39It's Al Janon.

00:26:40Yeah, do you see that's in parentheses?

00:26:41But again, how do you- I guess you could fudge it.

00:26:43You can say whatever you want on that, and no one will double check you.

00:26:48Yeah.

00:26:48I'm pretty sure on my IUPUI thing, I said I was like 6'2".

00:26:52So, I mean, that's good that we voted Big Al.

00:26:54Oh, yeah.

00:26:54You always lie about the program height and weight.

00:26:57Yeah.

00:26:58So we are one for River Lakey, one for Johnny Fudge, or whatever the fuck his name is.

00:27:03And then one for Bierman.

00:27:04What do you think, Ev?

00:27:06I think I've got to go-

00:27:08I think I've got to go Ken, then Sixkiller.

00:27:11Like, what a great name.

00:27:12But also a name that it's weird with a quarterback, because, like, Sixkiller can go both ways.

00:27:18Like, you're- I mean, you're killing drives.

00:27:20You're making bad throws.

00:27:21Like, Frank the Tank has wet dreams about his quarterback game.

00:27:24Yes.

00:27:26Like, just kill-

00:27:27I can't even say it.

00:27:29It's fucking me up.

00:27:30Sixkiller, just killing sixes.

00:27:32No touchdowns.

00:27:34But also a phenomenal name.

00:27:35Imagine, like, your quarterback's name is Sixkiller, and he just throws for, like, 40 touchdowns.

00:27:40Yeah.

00:27:41Just a touchdown assassin out there, just killing sixes.

00:27:44It sounds like a fake name in, like, a fake football movie, where the teams are all, like, the sharks and the, like, just, like, not actual NFL teams.

00:27:51Any given Sunday.

00:27:52Yeah, like, any given-

00:27:53Right, right.

00:27:54So, we have a tie between four different ones.

00:27:57I think between all of these, I think the best name is Camden Sixkiller.

00:28:01Like, Sixkiller is such a fucking nails name.

00:28:04And the fact that he's a quarterback is so cool.

00:28:06The fact that he's a Campbell, maybe not as much.

00:28:08But, like, Sixkiller is just- it's so fucking cool.

00:28:12I approve.

00:28:13Yeah.

00:28:13So, Sixkiller's gonna move on and play a number one seed.

00:28:15So, this is a guy who- he slipped through the cracks last year.

00:28:19And I don't know how exactly.

00:28:20I forget if he had him in a plane or if he just didn't make it-

00:28:23I mean, I didn't find him when I was looking through the lists.

00:28:25Darylis Clark.

00:28:26We actually caught a touchdown this last weekend for Kent State, wide receiver.

00:28:31Darylis Clark.

00:28:32I'll send a picture of him, too.

00:28:33I almost forgot that.

00:28:34But, Darylis Clark is gonna go up against Camden Sixkiller.

00:28:38This is actually a pretty tough one.

00:28:40Big Ev, what do you think?

00:28:42Yeah, Darylis.

00:28:43That's- I mean, that's the easiest.

00:28:45Like, what an incredible name.

00:28:46Especially as a receiver.

00:28:49Phenomenal.

00:28:50Phenomenal.

00:28:51Hard-tough to beat.

00:28:51But last time I said that, he got nixed out immediately, so.

00:28:54Yeah.

00:28:54So, one for Darylis Clark, as Pat's coming in.

00:28:59So, Dave.

00:29:00Limp on in here.

00:29:04Who's Darylis Clark going up against?

00:29:06He's going up against Camden Sixkiller.

00:29:09Oh, okay.

00:29:09So, the play-in.

00:29:10All right.

00:29:10Sixkiller, for sure.

00:29:12Sixkiller, for sure.

00:29:13That name's just fucking awesome.

00:29:15But you have to be good with that name, too.

00:29:17Like you said, you can't be bad with it.

00:29:19Yeah, you throw an interception, you're done.

00:29:20So, one-to-one right now.

00:29:22Chief?

00:29:24Wasn't there a guy a couple years ago named DeColdis?

00:29:27DeColdis Crawford.

00:29:29DeColdis Crawford.

00:29:30Yeah.

00:29:30I feel like- I'm going to go Darylis Clark, but it's not as unique since we just had DeColdis.

00:29:40So, it's like, is this going to become a trend where parents are just putting duh in front

00:29:45of anything and that becomes a name?

00:29:47So, I'll go Darylis Clark, but I don't love it, if I'm being honest.

00:29:51Parents are watching the bracket just so their kid can make it to the end, be a champion.

00:29:57So, two-to-one in favor of Darylis Clark.

00:30:00Yeah, Darylis Clark.

00:30:01Vivzy?

00:30:01I got to go Darylis.

00:30:04Darylis is just such a real fucking name.

00:30:07Yeah, it's a really real fucking name.

00:30:09Pat, what do you think between those two names is your first chance to vote?

00:30:13Darylis Clark versus Camden Sixkiller.

00:30:15Say the second name again.

00:30:17Camden Sixkiller.

00:30:19Sixkiller is so good.

00:30:21It's such a cool name.

00:30:22But Darylis-

00:30:23But it's the real-

00:30:25Like you said, if you put duh in front of it, Dapatrick, Dfaggot.

00:30:29Dabrickshaw Ferguson.

00:30:30Dabrickashaw Ferguson.

00:30:31Dabrickashaw was a great name.

00:30:32Marcel Breakfast, shout out Dabrickashaw Ferguson.

00:30:34D'White Sox Dave, D'Chief.

00:30:36D'Chief.

00:30:36D'Chief, maybe, at all times.

00:30:37D'Chief.

00:30:38D'Chief.

00:30:39I don't hate that.

00:30:40I got to go with Darylis.

00:30:42That means Darylis Clark is going to move on.

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00:32:32So now on the other side of the bracket, we have the 11th seed versus the 6th seed.

00:32:35The 11th seed is Max McCool, running back out of Indiana State.

00:32:40Max McCool is about as cool as it gets.

00:32:42Roll trees, baby.

00:32:43You can't get any cooler than Max Cool, like Maximum McCool.

00:32:46There's also the Star Wars character, Jupri McCool, which we've talked about quite a bit.

00:32:49He's one of the ugliest characters in all of Star Wars.

00:32:53But Max McCool, regular looking dude, running back out of Indiana State.

00:32:56And he is going up against...

00:32:57This is, I think, my favorite individual option out of all of them because he's so funny looking

00:33:01and his name is great.

00:33:02Constantine Spork, defensive lineman out of Dartmouth.

00:33:07And just his picture is great because he looks like a European royalty.

00:33:10It looks like his entire head is being blown back by the wind.

00:33:15Yeah.

00:33:15Dude, but Constantine Spork is just...

00:33:18It looks like a made-up one from East versus West Bowl.

00:33:20There's no way.

00:33:22So starting off with you, Pat, which one of these do you think is the better name?

00:33:24Max McCool or Constantine Spork?

00:33:26Max McCool, and it's not even close.

00:33:28Yeah.

00:33:29Agreed.

00:33:30Yeah.

00:33:30I also...

00:33:31Max McCool?

00:33:32Yeah, that's going to go.

00:33:32I actively don't like Constantine Spork.

00:33:36I don't like his face.

00:33:37I don't like his name.

00:33:38He feels like he's an old money, elitist, East Coast prep school kind of looking guy.

00:33:44I don't like him at all.

00:33:46You know what I don't like about him is he has the two little dots above the O.

00:33:49This is the United States of America.

00:33:51Get fucking rid of him.

00:33:52That's fucking right, brother.

00:33:53No umlauts.

00:33:54Umlauts out.

00:33:56Two or Max McCool, Bibsy?

00:33:59I'm going Max McCool, and that's just because he's from Terre Haute.

00:34:03Is he?

00:34:03I mean, if you've got to live in Terre Haute, you deserve to win something, and it's the

00:34:08bracket championship, so a lot of Max McCool.

00:34:10A lot of Max McCool, Indiana.

00:34:11There's a ton.

00:34:12Terre Haute, French for dirty water.

00:34:14Yeah, that's our biggest federal prison is in Terre Haute, right?

00:34:16Is it?

00:34:17That's where Timothy McVeigh was sentenced to death.

00:34:19My doppelganger.

00:34:20Yeah.

00:34:21Yes, yes.

00:34:23So three for Max McCool, Chief?

00:34:26Max McCool all day.

00:34:27That's just, I mean, not to use a word to describe the word-word defining kind of, but McCool

00:34:35is the coolest last name you could possibly have.

00:34:38Yeah.

00:34:39Now the three seed versus the 14 seed.

00:34:41The four seed, that was one of the quicker ones we've had to get through, luckily.

00:34:44So Amazon Littlejohn, the wide receiver out of South Carolina, is our 14 seed.

00:34:50The, just a weird name, Amazon Littlejohn, the sponsors, I mean, the NLA.

00:34:58Are we sure it's, are we sure it's not amazing?

00:35:02It might be even, whichever one you want.

00:35:03I think it's better.

00:35:04I think it's amazing, dude.

00:35:05Amazing, I think it's better, right?

00:35:06I read that as amazing.

00:35:08I read it as, like, Amazon, like, Emma, but amazing Littlejohn's actually way better.

00:35:13Damn.

00:35:13I think amazing Littlejohn is the runaway favorite.

00:35:16He got, he got seeded way too low because you thought he was Amazon.

00:35:20I thought it was Amazon.

00:35:21I just thought, like, wow, this guy's got a great NIL future ahead of him if he's a good

00:35:24player.

00:35:25Yeah, true.

00:35:26And he's going up against the wide receiver out of Purdue, Nitro Tuggle.

00:35:30Oh, fucking Nitro Tuggle.

00:35:32Sounded like an American gladiator.

00:35:34Yeah.

00:35:35Ready to take on Malibu and laser.

00:35:37Nitro Tuggle versus amazing Littlejohn.

00:35:40Starting with you, Dave.

00:35:41Sorry, usually on the online bios, not usually.

00:35:47Sometimes they have the pronunciations.

00:35:50Wow, Nitro Tuggle.

00:35:53It's great.

00:35:54Hit the Nitro Tuggle.

00:35:55Yeah.

00:35:56I'm going to name my kid.

00:35:57But you also leave it up to you're getting made fun of growing up for being the kid with

00:36:01the last name Tuggle.

00:36:02Tuggle's not great.

00:36:03I mean, Nitro's an offset.

00:36:05I know.

00:36:05It offsets great.

00:36:06I still, I'm going to, for some reason, Littlejohn, I think, I got a cousin that I don't even

00:36:11really know him, to be honest.

00:36:13I just know, I see him at like every handful of years and his name is Littlejohn.

00:36:17I'm like, oh, that's kind of sweet.

00:36:18It was his nickname, obviously.

00:36:19Your cousin's last name is Littlejohn?

00:36:20No, his nickname is Littlejohn.

00:36:23Oh, is he Bigjohn?

00:36:24I was going to say, because I was going to go with what you were saying, getting made fun

00:36:27of for Tuggle.

00:36:28I think you might, you're going to get made fun of for last name he was Littlejohn.

00:36:31I don't know, maybe.

00:36:32Or make Coney a little dick.

00:36:33Yeah, that's what it feels like, right?

00:36:35Yeah.

00:36:35Yeah, Littlejohn.

00:36:37I don't know.

00:36:37It's something that's food for thought.

00:36:39I don't know.

00:36:39If it's amazing, then I'm going with him.

00:36:41If it's Amazon, then I'm going with Nitro.

00:36:43It's definitely amazing.

00:36:44It's definitely amazing.

00:36:45It's amazing.

00:36:46I think we got to run with amazing.

00:36:49So amazing.

00:36:50So you're going to go with amazing?

00:36:51I'm going with amazing.

00:36:52Okay.

00:36:52One vote for amazing Littlejohn.

00:36:55Let's go to you, Chief.

00:36:57So a little bit about Nitro Tuggle.

00:37:00He's one of those Georgia boys that doesn't know how to drive.

00:37:03Oh, he is.

00:37:04Uh-oh.

00:37:04That's why he's playing.

00:37:05So he had to transfer to Purdue because he was doing 107 miles an hour in Athens, which

00:37:11kind of fits with the Nitro name.

00:37:13That's not just a name.

00:37:14It's a fucking lifestyle.

00:37:17Yeah.

00:37:17It's a legacy, really.

00:37:18And he got deported to West Lafayette.

00:37:22I'm still going amazing Littlejohn.

00:37:25Two for amazing Littlejohn.

00:37:27That's the biggest shithole of a town in the fucking Big Ten, too.

00:37:31West Lafayette?

00:37:33Yeah.

00:37:33Thanks.

00:37:33I wouldn't disagree.

00:37:35Worse than Champagne?

00:37:37All right.

00:37:37So it's those two.

00:37:38I have more fun part.

00:37:40I had more fun partying at Illinois, though.

00:37:43I thought it was a more fun college experience.

00:37:45Champagne should be the greatest town on earth.

00:37:47That should be the nicest place ever.

00:37:49It's a dump.

00:37:50It ain't.

00:37:50It smells like asshole.

00:37:52Yeah, but if the name is too nice of something, usually the product or the person goes down.

00:37:56It's like a girl named Mercedes.

00:37:57And isn't it in there, Banna?

00:37:59Champagne.

00:37:59High quality.

00:38:00I mean, a girl named Diamond is going to be a stripper.

00:38:02High quality.

00:38:03Champagne is going to be a diamond.

00:38:04Ruby.

00:38:05Ruby.

00:38:05Ruby Rose.

00:38:06Although she is kind of well-respected.

00:38:08It's true.

00:38:09Ruby Rose?

00:38:09Which one is Ruby Rose?

00:38:10She is a rapper, I believe.

00:38:14But she also dates a lot of guys.

00:38:15Did Drisky, right?

00:38:17Yeah, yeah.

00:38:18Does she have a ghiat?

00:38:19Yeah.

00:38:19Yeah, she is a ghiat.

00:38:21Yeah.

00:38:21I mean, she's very attractive, but has been around.

00:38:24She's up to KD.

00:38:25What's a BBL?

00:38:27BBL?

00:38:28Brazilian butt lift.

00:38:30I don't think she has one, but she may.

00:38:32Okay.

00:38:33Ruby Ridge.

00:38:34Bad stuff happened there.

00:38:35There's a lot of Rubies that aren't so great.

00:38:37Yeah.

00:38:38But yeah, so we have two for Amazing Little John right now.

00:38:40Vibzy?

00:38:43I think you got to go Nitro Tuggle.

00:38:46Yep.

00:38:46Nitro Tuggle is just, it sounds like something in Fast and Furious, you know?

00:38:50Hit him with the Nitro Tuggle, flip it on, and just go.

00:38:53Exactly.

00:38:54Also, yeah, if you've ever been down to Athens, you know.

00:38:56That's right.

00:38:57That Georgia breeze going through your hair with the windows down, you got to go 100.

00:39:01Dude, the highway.

00:39:02Those stats are absolutely unbelievable.

00:39:05Since they won the national championship in 2023, they've had, I think, 25 separate arrests involving driving.

00:39:16It's fucking insane.

00:39:17These cops have got to relax.

00:39:19The saddest part is, after the 2023 national championship, a player died.

00:39:25And a recruiting coordinator died.

00:39:28They were driving too fast, and they got into a car crash after their parade.

00:39:31So after that, you would think that maybe wakes some people up and be like, hey, guys, let's – no.

00:39:3625 since then.

00:39:38Dude, the highway calls.

00:39:39That was part of why Jalen Carter fell in the draft, right?

00:39:42Yes.

00:39:42Wasn't he involved in that?

00:39:43He was because there was supposedly some rumors that he was –

00:39:47He was a drag racer.

00:39:48It was drag racing, and that's what it was happening.

00:39:50Is there another program that's happened too?

00:39:52Like they had some success and then they just –

00:39:55Had a bunch of issues.

00:39:56Had a bunch of issues.

00:39:57I'm asking.

00:39:59Is there another program that's done that?

00:40:00Did SMU have a bunch of success before that?

00:40:02Before they started doing the party crazy shit in the –

00:40:05They were – they got more fucked by like paying the players the NCAA got them.

00:40:09I guess Miami, but that was also NCAA.

00:40:11Yeah.

00:40:11But this is more like – I mean, they're misdemeanors to an extent.

00:40:15No one's going to jail.

00:40:16Right.

00:40:17It's – I mean, every time you see like there's a big crash or something, people on college football Twitter will be like, there's Georgia football.

00:40:26Georgia's state troopers don't play.

00:40:28They're known for that, by the way.

00:40:30I guess the Athens is true, and I hope if Georgia fans are listening.

00:40:33As someone who's recklessly driven through Athens, on multiple occasions, I can tell you they don't play.

00:40:39Athens, Clark County, PD, and Georgia football do not have a good relationship.

00:40:44And it's sad to see, but at the same time, I mean, we're a nation of law and order.

00:40:48It's a pissing mess between Georgia's coach and the Georgia PD.

00:40:52But it's been since Mark Richt.

00:40:54If there was a meme back in the day like, Mark Richt has lost control of the Georgia football.

00:40:57Who was in office when he was there?

00:40:59Mark Richt?

00:41:00Yeah.

00:41:00He was there.

00:41:01Mark Richt was Obama and Obama and Bush.

00:41:04I think he was there with Bush.

00:41:05And Bush, yeah.

00:41:06Bush 2 and Obama.

00:41:07Yeah.

00:41:08It would be crazy if he was Bush 1 and then just like a fucking Clinton break and then came back for Bush 2.

00:41:13Because Kirby, I think, came strictly after Trump.

00:41:17Yeah.

00:41:17And so –

00:41:18And then when did Mark Richt –

00:41:19When was he at Miami?

00:41:21That time frame.

00:41:22Like that when Notre Dame, that clip of Ian Book being all scared, that was a Mark Richt, Miami team.

00:41:28Okay.

00:41:29Oh, 2017.

00:41:31Yeah.

00:41:31More incidents with the law since Trump has been in office in Georgia?

00:41:34In Georgia?

00:41:35Well, most of them happened when Biden was in office, actually.

00:41:38Most of the –

00:41:39Nice tripod.

00:41:39I'm not trying anything.

00:41:41I'm just trying to get the facts straight.

00:41:42Like go down the middle here.

00:41:432023.

00:41:44After 2023 until –

00:41:46Yeah.

00:41:46It was mostly –

00:41:46Sleepy was in?

00:41:47Sleepy was still in.

00:41:48Thank God we didn't have Comrade.

00:41:50And I don't know if you knew about this, but like there's federal laws and state laws.

00:41:54Oh, so now you're mansplaining.

00:41:56Cool.

00:41:57Did you see someone tweet the other day like that's one thing guys love to –

00:42:00We love to mansplain to each other more than we do to girls even.

00:42:03Like we love –

00:42:03That's the thing.

00:42:04That's why it's not mansplaining.

00:42:06I'm so tired of hearing about mansplaining.

00:42:08It's just explaining.

00:42:09We love –

00:42:10It's just talking.

00:42:10You don't need to mansplain explaining to me, all right?

00:42:13You're doing it right now and it's pissing me off.

00:42:15Dude, we –

00:42:16I love like when someone asks me like a movie thing and I get to like go into depth on something,

00:42:19like I love it.

00:42:20Yeah.

00:42:20I love doing that.

00:42:21Or like if you get to talk about like a cultural thing and you get to go in depth,

00:42:24you probably love it too.

00:42:25Like it's fucking awesome.

00:42:25It's fun.

00:42:26Also, aren't you curious about what that person's going to say?

00:42:29Hey, women, be more curious.

00:42:31Yeah.

00:42:31That's all I do.

00:42:32Slip it.

00:42:33All right.

00:42:34Yeah, they have the yapping down.

00:42:36Yeah.

00:42:37You should just call it yap.

00:42:38If we re –

00:42:39Like if we just say that's just us yapping, we rebrand it.

00:42:42Women own yapping?

00:42:43Yeah.

00:42:44They definitely do.

00:42:45I thought yapping was like a non-gendered.

00:42:48No.

00:42:48Women have a –

00:42:49Women and gays have it for sure.

00:42:51They love the yap.

00:42:52Yeah.

00:42:52Women love the –

00:42:52I typically don't listen to women at all.

00:42:54Period.

00:42:55Yeah.

00:42:56Interesting.

00:42:56Anyway, we have right now two for Amazing Little John and one for Nitro Tuggle.

00:43:00Pat?

00:43:00Well, I used to give Nitro Tuggles back in college.

00:43:04Just a little Tuggle.

00:43:05That's a cocaine-fueled hand job for those wondering.

00:43:07That's right.

00:43:08I used to give myself a Nitro Tuggle.

00:43:10I may give myself – I gave myself a Nitro Tuggle this morning.

00:43:14Nitro Tuggle has to win.

00:43:15Two to two right now.

00:43:16You're going to break it, Jack Mack.

00:43:17Nitro Tuggle.

00:43:18He's an all-time name.

00:43:19And then also having, as Chief brought up, the arrest.

00:43:23It's peak Georgia, peak college football name.

00:43:27I've got to go with Nitro.

00:43:27But also speed – just not to get political – speed limits in general are for idiots.

00:43:33These guys are going like 100 miles per hour.

00:43:35Every one of those 20 – is 25 arrests or 25 tickets?

00:43:38Yeah.

00:43:39These are going races.

00:43:40They're not pulling guys over for going 70 in a 55.

00:43:43Yeah, they're going like –

00:43:43That's not that bad to me, though.

00:43:44No, they're going like 100.

00:43:45No, no, no.

00:43:46They are drag racing.

00:43:46Oh, so it's like you're driving – you're going through like through Athens.

00:43:49Yes.

00:43:50Yeah.

00:43:50A hundred – a hundred and seven miles per hour.

00:43:52I take it back.

00:43:54Athens has the most bars per capita in the United States.

00:43:56It's not a place to be doing this.

00:43:57The one that just happened this offseason, they ran the car into an apartment building.

00:44:02Yeah.

00:44:02Did they get away?

00:44:03To someone's house.

00:44:04Yeah.

00:44:05What they –

00:44:05It's trapped in their house.

00:44:06Yes, there's a picture of it.

00:44:08In the building.

00:44:09In like a little college town building that probably is like – probably like 10 apartments

00:44:12or whatever.

00:44:13I'm familiar with Athens.

00:44:14I go every year.

00:44:16Is it – do they get kicked off the team for this?

00:44:19No, no.

00:44:20That's the thing.

00:44:20They don't really get kicked off the team.

00:44:21Nitro Tuggle ended up at Purdue.

00:44:22Too much money on the line, brother.

00:44:24When you're winning.

00:44:27They did have one guy who got kicked off.

00:44:29This isn't included in the 25.

00:44:31There was another guy who beat up his pregnant girlfriend.

00:44:33That's – he did get kicked off the team for that.

00:44:35Yeah, that tracks.

00:44:37What was his name?

00:44:38Oh, fuck.

00:44:39I'm thinking –

00:44:39I don't think it was at Mississippi State.

00:44:40I would imagine.

00:44:41He went to Mississippi State, then transferred.

00:44:42Ah, I can –

00:44:43To Jack Mack McGuire?

00:44:45Jack Mack.

00:44:45To Jack Mack, yeah.

00:44:46That would actually be sick if I was an SEC wide receiver.

00:44:49I'd love that.

00:44:50Speaking of, by the way, this is our next option, Joey Manjack IV, who was just – now he caught my eye, let's say, yesterday.

00:44:58Joey Manjack IV, wide receiver out of TCU.

00:45:02He wouldn't have got – I would not have noticed it until yesterday, but he got his eye in the national spotlight.

00:45:08And he's going up against quarterback out of Army.

00:45:11God's Power, I think is how you're going to pronounce that.

00:45:16God's Power?

00:45:16Yeah, God's Power, which is just an unbelievable name, especially for a quarterback at Army.

00:45:21Like, there's just a lot going – a lot of power structures happening there.

00:45:25Well, they just lost to Tarleton State, so –

00:45:29Wait, what happened?

00:45:29Sorry?

00:45:30Army just lost to Tarleton State, so I don't know how much God's Power is impacting West Point.

00:45:36Hey, was he quarterbacking?

00:45:38I don't know.

00:45:39I don't know.

00:45:39And if God's Power doesn't even start, fuck this guy.

00:45:44That's the problem.

00:45:45That's the Army hasn't found God yet.

00:45:46Once the Army finds God, they're going to be a totally different ball club.

00:45:49I can promise you that.

00:45:50So God's Power versus Joey Manjack, starting with you, Jack May.

00:45:54I think God's Power is –

00:45:57Classic Jack.

00:45:58Is a guy – like, this is a man who is from a strong African family.

00:46:03Like, it may be the first –

00:46:05Oh, yeah.

00:46:05Their last name is – I don't know.

00:46:07It may be, like, Nigerian.

00:46:09I'm not 100% sure.

00:46:10But that is a strong African family.

00:46:12And I think they – like, God's Power is like, no.

00:46:14Like, that's what – in their language, whatever language they speak, if we had it or if it was just that, we wouldn't think much of it.

00:46:24But it translates to God's Power.

00:46:26So I'm going to have to go with Manjack.

00:46:27Also, I love that he doesn't wear gloves.

00:46:30He's a wide receiver who doesn't wear gloves.

00:46:32That's what you have to do if your last name is Manjack.

00:46:34I tweeted last night.

00:46:36That's a fullback or linebacker's name.

00:46:38But if you're a wide receiver and you don't wear sleeves or – obviously, he was hot in North Carolina last night.

00:46:44But I don't think he's wearing sleeves or gloves.

00:46:46That's a guy that you make up for Manjack.

00:46:49I remember him.

00:46:50He was on Houston last year.

00:46:51Oh, yeah?

00:46:52I remember him from there.

00:46:53He's pretty good.

00:46:54He's a white guy with a Spanish haircut.

00:46:56Yeah, he is.

00:46:57He does have a bit of a Spanish.

00:46:58He's got a UFC fighter face.

00:47:01Yeah, he looks like –

00:47:03That's a good call, Chief.

00:47:03He was at USC too.

00:47:05So he's like – he's really good.

00:47:08He started.

00:47:09Yeah, he's not – this is probably like one of the best players on this list, I would say, if not the best, stats-wise.

00:47:14That ear is tough.

00:47:15It looks like a bit by a dog.

00:47:17That's the UFC end of this.

00:47:18Yeah, he looks like a dude who's going to like lose on Contender Series tonight.

00:47:23Yes.

00:47:23Not actually, but like – he looks like a guy who's like good, but not good enough.

00:47:29Yeah.

00:47:30Just like not quite good enough.

00:47:31He fought – yeah, he's fighting out of the CFFC.

00:47:33Yeah, he's like the regional champ, but like he takes – he catches a beating by like a real guy.

00:47:39Yeah, from like some Brazilian.

00:47:41Yeah, some like monster.

00:47:42Joey Manjack, one vote versus God's Power.

00:47:46Pat?

00:47:48I love just Manjack resonates with me.

00:47:52God's Power.

00:47:53I wish it was God's Power Manjack, but if I have to choose, I'm going to go with Joey Manjack.

00:47:59Two votes for Joey Manjack.

00:48:01Vibzy?

00:48:01I will never thumb my nose at God's Power, so I'm taking God's Power.

00:48:05That's right.

00:48:05One vote for God's Power, Chief.

00:48:07I'm going to go with Manjack here too, and it's like – it's a legacy name.

00:48:14Manjack the Fourth, you know there's going to be a fifth and a sixth.

00:48:17That's a name that's going to keep going.

00:48:19That's a good point.

00:48:19Based on what this guy looks like, I'm guessing he's already got a couple of bastard.

00:48:24Oh, yeah.

00:48:27There's probably –

00:48:28We got it already.

00:48:30At some point, we got to get a Jack Manjack too.

00:48:33Mm-hmm.

00:48:33Oh, but then it wouldn't be a fourth.

00:48:35You got to follow the lineage.

00:48:36Oh, his brother.

00:48:37Yeah, true, true.

00:48:38His son.

00:48:39So Manjack's going to move on, but Dave?

00:48:42Manjack.

00:48:43Totally.

00:48:44Now we have our two seed versus our 15 seed.

00:48:47Our 15 seed is –

00:48:49Wondering why I didn't see any of you guys at church yesterday.

00:48:51It's all right.

00:48:51Too afraid of God's Power to Manjack.

00:48:53Yeah.

00:48:54So defensive lineman out of North Texas, Divine Love Onochi.

00:48:57Divine Love is a very interesting name because like what the parents were thinking about there,

00:49:02I guess.

00:49:03Isn't it Diddy's name?

00:49:04Divine Love.

00:49:05Or what was his name?

00:49:05Are you called himself Love?

00:49:06Love something?

00:49:07Was his name Love for a while?

00:49:09He did have that thing kind of like Snoop Dogg where he would just have a different name.

00:49:12He went by Love.

00:49:13Yeah, you're right.

00:49:13I think about that.

00:49:14But Divine Love Onochi, which I don't think is a good defensive lineman name specifically.

00:49:19I'm not scared of that.

00:49:20I'm not scared of that.

00:49:20I think it would be a good offensive lineman name.

00:49:23Weirdly.

00:49:23I don't know how to explain it.

00:49:24Still, I'm not afraid of him in the trenches.

00:49:26Yeah.

00:49:27I'll meet him in the A-gap.

00:49:28Divine Love.

00:49:29Vibzy meeting him in the A-gap.

00:49:31Divine Love Onochi.

00:49:32Kiss.

00:49:33Yeah.

00:49:33He's going up against our number two seed, who is Gideon ESPN Lamprin, who is the linebacker

00:49:39out of Bowling Green.

00:49:41Smash.

00:49:42Middle name ESPN.

00:49:44It's literally the full-on, capitalized ESPN, if you look him up.

00:49:49Full-on.

00:49:49What the size of his neck.

00:49:51Yeah.

00:49:51That's crazy.

00:49:51That's a linebacker.

00:49:52Imagine having traps.

00:49:53It's a good neck.

00:49:55What the fuck?

00:49:56So, Divine Love Onochi versus Gideon ESPN Lamprin.

00:49:59Starting with you, Dave.

00:50:02I'm going to go with Divine Love, not because I like the name, just because I hate Gideon

00:50:07ESPN's dipshit parents for naming him ESPN.

00:50:12Gideon ESPN.

00:50:13What assholes.

00:50:13Yeah, you fucking corporate slaves.

00:50:15Like, they couldn't wait to tell their friends, guess what your middle name is?

00:50:19We're huge sports fans.

00:50:20Like, shut up.

00:50:21Name him Michael or something, you fucking weirdos.

00:50:24Dude, it's such a bitch, brother.

00:50:24I hate that guy.

00:50:25And I hate his parents.

00:50:27I'd like to have a word with him, actually.

00:50:29Gideon 21 got his middle name written in all caps exactly like the network when his

00:50:32dad, Marty Lamprin, snuck it on his son's birth certificate while his wife was recovering

00:50:36from giving birth.

00:50:36So, his dad's a piece of shit.

00:50:38Actually, I take back what I just said.

00:50:40That's actually kind of bad name choice.

00:50:43However, the sneaking behind the wife's back thing, I approve.

00:50:47This is actually really fun.

00:50:48His dad, a massive sports fan, wanted to name him after his favorite player, Larry Bird,

00:50:52but instead settled on this.

00:50:54And he said it was a big gamble because I could have ended up, he could have ended up liking

00:50:58instruments or being in a band or something.

00:51:00I love this guy.

00:51:02That's an incredible quote.

00:51:03Like, all right, and parents, what's your son's name?

00:51:05Larry Bird.

00:51:06What?

00:51:07Larry Bird Lamprin.

00:51:08Are you sure?

00:51:09All right.

00:51:09How about ESPN?

00:51:10Yes, there is a guy who didn't make the list on this, who's, I believe his name is Carson

00:51:15Wentz something.

00:51:16Like, he had a different last name, but obviously born before Carson Wentz became big.

00:51:20But anyway, Gideon, ESPN Lamprin versus Divine Love.

00:51:22One vote for Divine Love.

00:51:24Chief?

00:51:26I think I'm going with ESPN.

00:51:30That's kind of like the dad calling his shot, too, because if you, it is a gamble, and it's

00:51:35like, hey, not only did my kid like sports, instead of, what did he say?

00:51:39Instruments?

00:51:39He could have liked instruments.

00:51:41He could have been in a band or something.

00:51:42He could have.

00:51:43Or something.

00:51:43That was his quote.

00:51:44Can you imagine if he liked math?

00:51:46Ew.

00:51:46So, he called his shot, and he made a D1 athlete.

00:51:51So, I think, you know, hats off to you.

00:51:53It worked.

00:51:54Big F?

00:51:55Yeah, I think I've got to go with ESPN.

00:51:57I think, and you're also going to give the dad some, like, a little bit of love, not just

00:52:02for the calling his shot, but, like, this kid, I'm assuming he probably was born around

00:52:052005-ish.

00:52:07Like, ESPN was, they were hot in the streets in 2005.

00:52:09Yeah.

00:52:10Like, he got the stock.

00:52:11Unfortunately, the stock's dipped since then.

00:52:13But, I mean, at the time, he was on point.

00:52:16Like, in 2005, ESPN was my favorite show.

00:52:19It's my favorite channel, easily.

00:52:21Imagine, like, five years later, though, the kid is born with, like, the middle name Spike

00:52:23TV.

00:52:24Like, that's a tough one.

00:52:25That's a real rough one.

00:52:27ESPN was better.

00:52:27At least they survived.

00:52:29Hey, he's pretty good, too.

00:52:31I'm looking at his stats now.

00:52:32He was first-team All-American.

00:52:34They're in, like, the Butler Conference that's non-scholarship with, like, Drake and shit,

00:52:38but transferred preseason first-team All-Mac this year.

00:52:42Oh, wow.

00:52:42Nice.

00:52:43So, he might have a future beyond college, even.

00:52:45I love how Dave went from wanting to fight Gideon ESPN to, like, wanting to have a beer

00:52:50with him in, like, two seconds.

00:52:52I hate his parents.

00:52:53It's not his fault.

00:52:54His parents are a bunch of...

00:52:55Well, his dad's a piece of shit.

00:52:56His dad is a...

00:52:58He has rage problems, I can already tell.

00:53:01He's a scumbag.

00:53:02I gotta see what his dad looks like, too.

00:53:04Do we have that picture?

00:53:06That I don't know.

00:53:06I would assume a very similar neck.

00:53:08Yeah.

00:53:09I mean, that neck is impressive.

00:53:10That's an impressive neck.

00:53:12That's genetics.

00:53:13I'm sure he works hard, but that's genetics.

00:53:15I've been walking out traps for 20 years.

00:53:17I've made no progress.

00:53:17Yeah.

00:53:18Have you seen Mike Tyson in the ring, like, rolling his neck to get it bigger?

00:53:22I guess you just do that.

00:53:24I tried doing that at the gym, and I almost broke my neck.

00:53:26Yeah, you're almost paralyzed.

00:53:27Everyone's like, what are you doing?

00:53:28Being in a wheelchair instead of on crutches.

00:53:30Was that when you were prepping for Ruffin' Roddy?

00:53:32No, this was, like, this summer.

00:53:34This was not that long ago.

00:53:36Dude, his dad looks like an extra from the town.

00:53:39It was, like, him in RA.

00:53:40Oh, really?

00:53:41Yeah.

00:53:43So we are two for Gideon right now.

00:53:44Put that in the chat.

00:53:46I want to see this fucking dirt bag.

00:53:47Two for Gideon, one for Divine Love.

00:53:51Libzy?

00:53:53Divine Love just doesn't do it for me.

00:53:56I'm going to go Gideon ESPN.

00:53:58Three for Gideon ESPN, Pat.

00:54:00Divine Love.

00:54:02Divine Love is way better.

00:54:03Oh, you named your kid Middle Name ESPN.

00:54:05How cool.

00:54:06Why Divine Love?

00:54:07You just add a hate for it.

00:54:08Divine Love, it goes together.

00:54:09Gideon ESPN has nothing to do with each other.

00:54:11Divine Love, there was thought put into it.

00:54:13Middle Name ESPN, it's a fucking gag because your dad's drunk in the delivery room.

00:54:18Your mom just had her snatch ripped open and she's got to worry about dad naming your kid ESPN.

00:54:22It's a trash.

00:54:23The story is so funny.

00:54:24Like, he snuck out while she was recovering from giving birth to write in ESPN.

00:54:28I hope she's still not like that.

00:54:29His dad does not look like I expected him to look.

00:54:32Yeah.

00:54:32No.

00:54:33I thought he was going to be, like, the biggest, like, fucking goof football guy ever.

00:54:37He looks like Oscar the Grouch.

00:54:38He looks like he runs numbers to me.

00:54:41Yeah.

00:54:42Divine, I can't go with Divine Love.

00:54:45Mm-hmm.

00:54:46Just because, I mean, I, like, I don't find that much joy in it because it's either, like,

00:54:50a Divine Love, that's either a religious name or, like, a very high, like, spiritual name

00:54:55from the parents.

00:54:56Because, like, Divine Love's just, like, kind of like, oh, it's an all-encompassing kind

00:55:00of just God loves you and then you are going to love everybody else.

00:55:04Giddy and ESPN, I don't know if I would prefer it to be Giddy and Fox Sports 1.

00:55:09Obviously.

00:55:10But Giddy and ESPN, I don't know how far he's going to go, but I'm going to give him the

00:55:13nod here.

00:55:14I like that.

00:55:15The more I read in the story, it's so funny.

00:55:17You guys just think he's hot.

00:55:18That's the only reason you're putting him on.

00:55:19It's that thick neck.

00:55:21The mom said, I didn't realize it was until I got his Social Security card and there it

00:55:25was in all caps and I said, this can't be real.

00:55:27And he said, the original plan was for the kid's name to be Xavier, the middle name to

00:55:33be Xavier, but he talked about ESPN nonstop.

00:55:36And I remember saying, if we have to, at least put a Y in there.

00:55:38Like, he's talking about ESPN nonstop.

00:55:42It's so weird to me.

00:55:43Wait, they wanted to put a Y?

00:55:44Like, ESPYs?

00:55:45Yeah, ESPN, ESPN-y, I guess.

00:55:48Or maybe there was just, like, big ESPY fans.

00:55:50Yeah, ESPN.

00:55:51Gideon Stewart Scott Lamprin.

00:55:53So the dad was talking about ESPN to the mom nonstop?

00:55:56Just ESPN, not even sports.

00:55:58He's just like, there's this channel and it's all sports.

00:56:01Yeah, no, he's a drug.

00:56:01I mean, he was hammered when he got it.

00:56:03You gotta see this shit.

00:56:04Oh, my God.

00:56:05ESPN.

00:56:06Actually, ESPN.

00:56:07Wow, okay.

00:56:08Actually, it's weirder to name him after the entire network.

00:56:11It would have been funnier if he was, like, Gideon first tape.

00:56:13That's like when Rob Lowe wore the NFL hat.

00:56:15Yeah, yeah.

00:56:16Just a fan.

00:56:17Just a fan of the league.

00:56:18Gideon around the horn.

00:56:19Fucking whatever.

00:56:20I just think righteous jackstones would Gideon.

00:56:22Sports reporters.

00:56:23And by the way, the article signs off with,

00:56:25I'm looking forward to Maction from Gideon.

00:56:28This guy rocks.

00:56:29This guy rocks.

00:56:31So that means...

00:56:32We did the right thing.

00:56:32He's moving on.

00:56:33Yeah, Gideon's going to move on.

00:56:34Now we're going to go back and do our playoffs.

00:56:36First up, we have Sir Bible.

00:56:38Sir Bible, if you remember him from earlier,

00:56:40going up against Luke Zook, our good friend,

00:56:43if you remember Luke Zook.

00:56:45Still can't believe that's real.

00:56:47Out of...

00:56:47I believe he was Lindenwood?

00:56:49Lindenwood.

00:56:50So Luke Zook versus Sir Bible.

00:56:52Let's start with you, Jack Mack.

00:56:53Sir Bible is such a wild name because, like,

00:56:57I don't think in the Bible it says Bible.

00:57:00Like, it's not a word or it doesn't have...

00:57:02It's not a biblical word.

00:57:03It's not like John, like Sir John or something like that.

00:57:05It just means like library, right?

00:57:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:08Yeah, because it's the collection...

00:57:09It's like biblioteca.

00:57:10Yeah, a collection of all the books.

00:57:12Exactly like biblioteca.

00:57:13Good point.

00:57:13So, Sir Bible, I just have to go with from the pure insanity.

00:57:19Like, shout out to Sir Bible.

00:57:21With two R's, like Big F said before.

00:57:23Yeah, I think the two R's makes it powerful.

00:57:26Yeah.

00:57:26One vote for Sir Bible over Luke Zook.

00:57:29Yeah, two R's swayed me.

00:57:31In motorcycle speak, it's something that's a double R.

00:57:34That means it's got usually twice the power.

00:57:36It's track ready.

00:57:37Fireblade double R.

00:57:39Triumph Speed triple.

00:57:41Oh, this is one name.

00:57:42Suzuki double R, S1,000 double R.

00:57:43Do you roll that R?

00:57:45Like in Spanish?

00:57:46Once again, this is America.

00:57:48What's one for you?

00:57:48All right.

00:57:49This is his, like, his first name, Sir, last name Bible.

00:57:52Yeah.

00:57:52Got it.

00:57:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:54I thought they named him.

00:57:55No, not Sir Bible, not Sir Apostrophe Bible.

00:57:56Like, because I've seen, like, Sir, like, Sir Johnson.

00:57:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:00Okay, sorry, but I'll keep a Sir Bible.

00:58:02Yeah, Sir Bible, his man, Sir.

00:58:04Sir Bible, Bibsy?

00:58:05I'm going Luke Zook.

00:58:06Like I said, whenever he gets a first down, he just goes,

00:58:09Zook.

00:58:10Zook, yeah.

00:58:10That's football.

00:58:11Although he is a defensive back, to be fair.

00:58:13Okay, whenever he gets a big sack.

00:58:14Zook, that is football.

00:58:16Yeah.

00:58:17Two for Sir Bible, one for Luke Zook.

00:58:19Ev?

00:58:21Yeah, right with Sir Bible.

00:58:22The double R, honestly, I don't even know the motorcycle thing,

00:58:25but I was saying it's powerful.

00:58:26I mean, it's just.

00:58:27Yeah, you have good intuitions.

00:58:29It's a subconscious.

00:58:30It just, it is a powerful, Sir with two R's is a powerful name

00:58:33no matter what you put behind it.

00:58:34Bible?

00:58:35I mean, sacked by Bible.

00:58:38Like, it's just fucking the school.

00:58:40Sacked by Bible.

00:58:41Three for Bible.

00:58:42Percepted by Bible.

00:58:43Yeah.

00:58:43He's a linebacker, San Jose State, grinding it out, yeah.

00:58:47Bible to the house.

00:58:48Bible to the house.

00:58:49Oh, yeah.

00:58:50Read your Bible.

00:58:51Yeah.

00:58:52Oh.

00:58:53So many good calls with it.

00:58:54Oh, yeah.

00:58:56Oh, I got Sir Bible in a runaway.

00:58:58I'm still convinced that Luke Zook is actually Zuck and, like, Ron Zuck.

00:59:04So, I'm going Survival easy.

00:59:07Survival, Dave?

00:59:09I'm going with Zook.

00:59:10I think it's just an awesome football name.

00:59:12Luke Zook is so cool.

00:59:13Like, real talk, all jokes eliminated.

00:59:17It's a good football name.

00:59:19So, Survival is going to move on.

00:59:21Now we have Camden Sixkiller, quarterback at Campbell,

00:59:25versus Tommy Running Rabbit, running back out of Montana.

00:59:28Is he a Looney Tune?

00:59:30Look at his picture.

00:59:32Objection.

00:59:33Extremely racist.

00:59:34He's just a native.

00:59:35He is Native American, I think.

00:59:36Don't project on me, Chief.

00:59:38Oh, no.

00:59:39So.

00:59:39Oh, no.

00:59:40Is Looney Tune in here?

00:59:42No.

00:59:43Camden Sixkiller, quarterback out of Campbell,

00:59:46versus Tommy Running Rabbit, running back out of Montana,

00:59:49starting with you, Dave.

00:59:50Oh, it's a Native American.

00:59:51This might be the two, like, coolest, non-normal names there are.

00:59:56Mm-hmm.

00:59:56So this is like the one and two seeds to me if you take Zook out of it.

01:00:00I'm going with Tommy Running Rabbit, though.

01:00:02That's just, give me a Native American name.

01:00:05It's going to be sweeter than a fucking waspy name that we have, typically.

01:00:10Give me that all day.

01:00:11Mm-hmm.

01:00:11Your dad might have the waspiest name that's ever existed.

01:00:15He does.

01:00:16Mm-hmm.

01:00:16William Herman Williams.

01:00:17Your dad's name is Francis Ellis?

01:00:21It's Will Williams, right?

01:00:22It's William Williams, king of kings.

01:00:25Who's Running Rabbit against again?

01:00:28Camden Sixkiller.

01:00:29I didn't have a picture for it, but it's Camden Sixkiller.

01:00:31White guy?

01:00:32I don't know.

01:00:33I looked him up.

01:00:34I looked him up.

01:00:34He's white.

01:00:35Okay.

01:00:35Camden's.

01:00:37Not that it matters.

01:00:38Chief.

01:00:39I'm going Running Rabbit, too.

01:00:42That's the name that's only going to come around once.

01:00:44You got to capitalize.

01:00:45It's a great name.

01:00:46There was probably a shit ton of thought put into that name, right?

01:00:52It was probably like he was born with the stars this way and under the sun that way.

01:00:58I bet it was awesome.

01:01:00His last name might be Rabbit.

01:01:01It's not out of the realm of possibility.

01:01:04Just throw it out there.

01:01:05There's definitely meaning behind it.

01:01:06Yes.

01:01:07For sure.

01:01:08Two for Running Rabbit.

01:01:10Big EF?

01:01:11Yeah, I'm going Cam Sixkiller.

01:01:13I just think it's a phenomenal name, especially being a quarterback.

01:01:17I said this before, but now that Jackback's in the room, I think if he was ever the Dolphins

01:01:22quarterback, Frank the Tank would have absolutely right.

01:01:25Meltdown.

01:01:25And then Sixkiller.

01:01:27But yeah, I'm going to go Cam and Sixkiller.

01:01:28I want to keep him alive.

01:01:30Two for Tommy.

01:01:31One for Cam Sixkiller.

01:01:33Bibsy?

01:01:34EF, I'm right there with you.

01:01:35I'm going Sixkiller.

01:01:36Sixkiller.

01:01:36That's right.

01:01:36It's just such a fucking cool quarterback name.

01:01:40Two to two right now, Pat.

01:01:42This is tough.

01:01:44Sixkiller, Running Rabbit.

01:01:46Running Rabbit is a running back, which makes it incredible as well.

01:01:49Is he good?

01:01:51Apparently not bad.

01:01:52Montana?

01:01:53I don't know.

01:01:54Montana's usually pretty good.

01:01:54Montana's a good program.

01:01:56Yeah, Montana's a really good program.

01:01:57What about Sixkiller?

01:01:58Is he good?

01:01:59I said, yeah.

01:01:59I said, I don't know.

01:02:00I don't think you could take it into consideration.

01:02:02It's only me.

01:02:02Sixkiller's got a good face.

01:02:04I think Running Rabbit, unfortunately.

01:02:10I don't know.

01:02:12We'll just go with Running Rabbit.

01:02:14None of these really speak to me.

01:02:16Sixkiller also, like killing a six-pack at the party.

01:02:19I feel like he can pull that on.

01:02:20He'd be so cool.

01:02:21Yeah, he just killed a six-pack.

01:02:23Dude, Running Rabbit, though.

01:02:26That's an insane name.

01:02:27It is.

01:02:27Yes.

01:02:27Yeah.

01:02:28He also is a freshman.

01:02:29No stats that I could find.

01:02:30So 3-4.

01:02:31He hasn't played yet.

01:02:343 for Tommy, Running Rabbit.

01:02:362 for Sixkiller.

01:02:37Jack Mech?

01:02:39I'm going to go with Running Rabbit.

01:02:40I think Tommy being the first name, too, just sounds great.

01:02:45Tommy's a classic name to be in front of a Tommy quarterback, quarterback Tommy, or something

01:02:50like that.

01:02:50Tommy threes.

01:02:52Tommy two blondes.

01:02:53We've seen it across the show.

01:02:56And to add the last name, or I don't know, whatever it is, the Running Rabbit, into what

01:03:03we're talking about here, I've got to go with him.

01:03:05Although Sixkiller is pretty good.

01:03:07This is a tough matchup.

01:03:07Best second-round matchup, I think.

01:03:10So Tommy Running Rabbit is going up against Survival to go into the finals.

01:03:14Starting with you, Jack Mech.

01:03:16Tommy Running Rabbit.

01:03:17Just him being a running back, I have to go with Tommy Running Rabbit.

01:03:20One for Running Rabbit, Pat?

01:03:23Survival because I'm a man of God.

01:03:24One for Survival.

01:03:27Survival's not doing it for me.

01:03:28I don't know why.

01:03:29You guys love him.

01:03:31Yeah, for sure.

01:03:32So I'm going Tommy Running Rabbit.

01:03:34That's your white guilt talking right there.

01:03:36Yeah, it is.

01:03:37Two for Running Rabbit.

01:03:38You should have been here for the superhero episode.

01:03:40I was the wokest person in the room.

01:03:42Oh, yeah.

01:03:43Well, now let me tell you why Black Panther was the best superhero.

01:03:46Right, guys?

01:03:47Right?

01:03:48Exactly.

01:03:48Two for Running Rabbit.

01:03:51Yeah, Survival.

01:03:52Power.

01:03:53Wow.

01:03:54I've just been fading Running Rabbit all the way down.

01:03:57Yeah, yeah.

01:03:58I've faded him every round.

01:03:59I'm going to keep fading him.

01:04:00Running Rabbit is prey.

01:04:02Rabbits aren't predators.

01:04:02He's prey.

01:04:03Yeah, but it's fast.

01:04:06He's not a hare.

01:04:07He's a rabbit.

01:04:08Is that the same thing?

01:04:09Yeah.

01:04:09Hare and a rabbit?

01:04:10I'll put it like this.

01:04:11The Running Rabbit does not want to meet Survival in the Agen.

01:04:15They ran that experiment like 500 years ago.

01:04:18Yeah.

01:04:18Survival is Thor.

01:04:20Survival lays the law down.

01:04:22He's biblical.

01:04:23Yeah.

01:04:24Is a hare and a rabbit like a tortoise and a turtle?

01:04:27I think so.

01:04:28Is the difference?

01:04:28I think so.

01:04:29Yeah.

01:04:29I think the same thing.

01:04:30He seems like a pussy running rabbit.

01:04:33No.

01:04:33He's a little light in the loafer.

01:04:35He's fast and he fucks.

01:04:37That's what rabbits do.

01:04:38He's going to be a pussy.

01:04:39Like, that's a very hard position to be a pussy.

01:04:40He's never even played.

01:04:41Well, in high school he did.

01:04:43Yeah.

01:04:43Survival is going to take his goddamn head off is what's going to happen.

01:04:46It could happen.

01:04:48So, right now it's two to two.

01:04:49Chief?

01:04:50I got Survival.

01:04:51There we go.

01:04:52Survival.

01:04:52That means we are three for Survival, two for Tommy Running Rabbit.

01:04:56Sorry, Dave.

01:04:58And I'm going with Running Rabbit.

01:05:00Running Rabbit.

01:05:01Wow.

01:05:02Let me check out Survival's stats real quick.

01:05:04If this guy stinks, then it might.

01:05:06He was a three-star out of California.

01:05:08Three-star out of California.

01:05:09No stats available.

01:05:10I went to Stanley McState.

01:05:10He probably got a little NIL for that.

01:05:12Could have went to a much better school.

01:05:14He's also a freshman.

01:05:15No stats.

01:05:16That's tough then.

01:05:17I think between these two, the more I've talked about it, I think I got swayed a little

01:05:21bit by Survival after Big Ev.

01:05:24I do think that there's a strength to Survival.

01:05:26You don't want to, if you're a quarterback, if you're a running back, if you're a wide

01:05:29receiver, if you're someone going over the, you don't want to, as a wide receiver, go

01:05:32over the middle knowing Survival is waiting to hit you.

01:05:35Running Rabbit could be blown away by a breeze.

01:05:38Oh, Running Rabbit, he's, no.

01:05:40He runs with the breeze.

01:05:42He's as fast as the breeze.

01:05:43Fast as the breeze, baby.

01:05:45He creates the breeze.

01:05:46That's how fast he is.

01:05:47Facts.

01:05:48Do you know who created the actual breeze?

01:05:50Jesus Christ himself.

01:05:51Jesus Christ and the God above in the Bible.

01:05:53God's power.

01:05:54Running Rabbit sounds dainty to me.

01:05:55There's just something about Bible.

01:05:57There is a strength to it.

01:05:58And there is, and being a linebacker, that's important.

01:06:00And there's a truth to it, brother.

01:06:01Yeah, that's damn right.

01:06:03So on the other side, Dave, Nitro Tuggle versus Max McCool.

01:06:08Oh, fuck.

01:06:09This is an all Indiana matchup.

01:06:11Yeah.

01:06:11Wow.

01:06:12Morehouse of a matchup.

01:06:13Yeah, it's Purdue versus what was Max McCool?

01:06:15Indiana State.

01:06:16Sycamores, baby.

01:06:17I almost want to take their real-life personalities into account and, like, meet these guys before I make my picks.

01:06:25Because Max McCool, like, I already forgot what he looks like.

01:06:28I just assume he's, like, walks in and he's, like, the most suave.

01:06:33Like, he's Brad Pitt.

01:06:35He, like, commands a presence.

01:06:37He's, like, the cool guy.

01:06:38So, like, I have to go with that guy, right?

01:06:42Yeah, as long as you don't plan on getting in a car with Nitro Tuggle.

01:06:44I think that's the ideal guy to be around.

01:06:47That makes him so much cooler.

01:06:48Yeah.

01:06:49One for Max McCool, Chief.

01:06:53And I like the alliteration, too.

01:06:54Yeah, I'm going Max McCool, too.

01:06:56I still, I think Nitro Tuggle should have been eliminated already, so I got to go Max McCool.

01:07:02You fool.

01:07:02You did love Amazing Little John.

01:07:04I loved Amazing.

01:07:05Yeah.

01:07:06Two for Max McCool.

01:07:07Vibs?

01:07:08I got to go Max McCool.

01:07:10He's cool to the max.

01:07:11He's Max McCool.

01:07:12We are all Max McCool right now.

01:07:15Oh, sorry, Big F.

01:07:16I skipped you.

01:07:16Sorry, Big F.

01:07:18Yeah, go with Max McCool.

01:07:19I honestly really like Nitro Tuggle, but...

01:07:21Nitro is a sick name.

01:07:23I mean, yeah, as Pat said, it's an American Gladiator.

01:07:25It's not personal.

01:07:26It's just business with Tuggle.

01:07:27Like, what a Nitro Tuggle.

01:07:28What a combo.

01:07:29Mm-hmm.

01:07:30Tuggle.

01:07:31Lays and speed, and then, like, yeah, like, Tuggle sounds like he's going to, like, do

01:07:35it, like, do a joke for me.

01:07:36He's going to jack you off as he's running.

01:07:38Tuggle sounds like a fucking, like, what do you call it?

01:07:40Uh, it's like a Teletubby or something.

01:07:43You know what I mean?

01:07:43I don't know.

01:07:43It kind of sounds like a move you'd do on the football field.

01:07:45Hit him with the Tuggle.

01:07:46A little Tuggle stick.

01:07:47Yeah, I can see that.

01:07:48Oh, he's going to hit him with the Tuggle stick.

01:07:50Nitro Tuggle just sounds like one of the, like, basic plays in Madden.

01:07:54Yeah.

01:07:55Yeah.

01:07:55Tuggle left or right.

01:07:56Like, left or something like that.

01:07:57It also sounds like a hand job, but...

01:07:59Like, you could, and you could hear, you can, Gruden saying that in, like...

01:08:03Nitro Tuggle.

01:08:04Fade right.

01:08:05He's a guy.

01:08:06Spread right.

01:08:07Nitro Tuggle.

01:08:09Uh, we're all Max McCool right now.

01:08:11I just don't think Max McCool, I think he, he skates by on his name.

01:08:17I don't think he's ever lived up to his name.

01:08:19I think he's skated by his whole life, you know, I'm Max McCool, and he's had a little

01:08:23bit of success on the football field, but it reminds me a little bit also of Marty

01:08:27McFly, and I fucking hate that movie.

01:08:29Why do you hate that movie?

01:08:30It's, it's too much.

01:08:31It's a little too movie.

01:08:32It's too on the nose.

01:08:34Max McCool, Nitro Tuggle, American Gladiator, lunatic, who speeds through the streets of

01:08:40Athens.

01:08:40I love a lawbreaker.

01:08:41I always have.

01:08:42So it's going to be Nitro Tuggle.

01:08:44So one dissenting vote for Nitro Tuggle, Jack Mack?

01:08:46I'm shocked no one's brought up Michelle McCool.

01:08:50Michelle McCool.

01:08:50She's married to The Undertaker.

01:08:52She was in the WWE.

01:08:53Oh, wow.

01:08:55I'm sure that's not her actual name.

01:08:57But I was doing a little bit of research over here about Nitro Tuggle, and I got to

01:09:02say, I was going to vote for him, but Nitro Tuggle's most recent post on Instagram is two

01:09:09speed signs, or two traffic signs, no parking, and then one-way street, which I think kind

01:09:16of, he's leaning into his past.

01:09:19Okay.

01:09:19I love some Nitro Tuggle.

01:09:21Yeah.

01:09:21He, and most of his photos are in front of cars.

01:09:25That's also awesome.

01:09:26How many Hellcats are on that page?

01:09:29This looks like a Tesla.

01:09:31You're speeding into Teslas.

01:09:32And then this one, I don't know what car this is, but it looks like a, what kind of car is

01:09:38that?

01:09:38Do you know?

01:09:39You're good with cars.

01:09:39That is a, is that a Mitsubishi Lancer?

01:09:42That's a Mercedes AMG.

01:09:45It looks like.

01:09:45That was my next guess.

01:09:46It looks like a little, little C-class or something.

01:09:48We got it.

01:09:49GLC 63 AMG.

01:09:51Yeah.

01:09:51That's nothing to write home about, but it goes fast.

01:09:53That being said, they get, these guys, these, these college football players at the NIL,

01:09:58how they get better cars now instead of the old school Hellcat.

01:10:02Yeah.

01:10:02Again, I have enough money for good cars.

01:10:03Yeah.

01:10:03Why not just like, if you have a good car, speed, break the law.

01:10:07That's the point of having a good car.

01:10:09All the big college towns, there's like two, there's like two dealerships that give them

01:10:13all cars.

01:10:13Zach Eadie was speeding into Hyundai.

01:10:16That's right.

01:10:17Yeah, he was.

01:10:17He was going like 130.

01:10:19With his Harry Potter.

01:10:20Yeah.

01:10:22With Harry Potter wallet or whatever.

01:10:23Wallet.

01:10:24Yeah.

01:10:24That was hilarious.

01:10:25Zach Eadie and he was going Nitro Tuggle might've been 30.

01:10:28Yeah.

01:10:28I've been roommates.

01:10:29They could be, yeah.

01:10:30If I go to Athens here, I'm going to see if I can find someone to race.

01:10:33You don't have to look far.

01:10:34Just find a football player.

01:10:36Just drive to the facility.

01:10:38Walk around and say, I'm trying to start a race world.

01:10:40Start DMing people.

01:10:41Just be like, I can drive faster than you in this car.

01:10:43And they're like, versus my car.

01:10:45And it's like this decked out, whatever it is.

01:10:47In my grand wagon year.

01:10:48It's a rental.

01:10:50So Max McCool is going to move on.

01:10:51And then the last of our Sweet Secret, or the Elite Eight matchups, Gideon ESPN Lamprin

01:10:57versus Joey Manjack, starting with you.

01:11:00Joey Manjack.

01:11:01I think the ESPN was enough to get him into the Elite Eight, but Manjack all the way.

01:11:09Jack Manjack would be great.

01:11:10Jack Manjack would have been awesome.

01:11:11But that would mess up the whole lineage.

01:11:13But maybe he has multiple kids.

01:11:14If your last name's Manjack, you're going to have a lot of kids, I would assume.

01:11:17Oh, yeah.

01:11:18He may have a few.

01:11:19Yeah.

01:11:19Oh, yeah.

01:11:19One for Jack, or I almost wanted to say Jack Manjack, and now it's kind of disappointing

01:11:23it isn't.

01:11:24One for Joey Manjack versus Gideon ESPN Lamprin.

01:11:27Pat?

01:11:28Manjack.

01:11:29I fucking hate ESPN's father.

01:11:31The story is funny, I gotta say.

01:11:33It makes me laugh every time I see it.

01:11:34Two for Manjack.

01:11:36Vibs?

01:11:37I'm going Manjack.

01:11:38That's right.

01:11:39Three.

01:11:39ESPN was like a, it's a bit, a mid-conference team that kind of snuck into the Sweet Sixteen,

01:11:46and now they're going up against a power conference, and they're not going to make, they're not

01:11:49going to get out.

01:11:50It was a cute run, though.

01:11:51It was, yeah, it was great.

01:11:52Oh, the greatest thing of great schools ever had.

01:11:54Yeah.

01:11:55Big F.

01:11:57Yeah, Joey Manjack is by far the most fun to say on anyone.

01:12:01Yeah.

01:12:02Saying Joey Manjack.

01:12:03Like, you want to be friends with a guy named Joey Manjack.

01:12:06Oh, yeah.

01:12:06And he's a, I'll speak for myself.

01:12:08The mid-major run's over.

01:12:09And he's involved in the TCU offense, which we'll be, we'll see.

01:12:12Yeah, he's a legit player.

01:12:13He's a starter.

01:12:14Legit starter.

01:12:15He's an actual, actual starter, yeah.

01:12:17Please don't draft him, Joey.

01:12:18You know he's that, he's that guy that you go out with who is like part of the friends

01:12:23group and everything that you roll the dice on, you're either having the absolute best

01:12:27time you've ever had in your entire life, or you're getting arrested or dying.

01:12:32Like one of those guys where you can see that, yeah.

01:12:34Getting in a fight, yeah, a bar fight.

01:12:35He's unparalleled.

01:12:36Is that what Dante's like?

01:12:37Very close.

01:12:38Did Don was here today?

01:12:39No, no, Dante is a gigantic fucking pussy.

01:12:43Yeah.

01:12:43So, no, it's not like that at all.

01:12:45Okay.

01:12:46Joey Manjack's going to move on, but Chief?

01:12:51I'm going Manjack as well.

01:12:52The ESPN thing, it gave me a chuckle, but the longer we sit there, the more it kind of

01:12:57annoys me.

01:12:58Yeah.

01:12:58So, I'm on Manjack.

01:13:00Same with me.

01:13:02I didn't like it off the rip.

01:13:04I didn't even want to vote for him originally.

01:13:05But the, it's also, what's his full name?

01:13:09Gideon.

01:13:10Well, it's Gideon, which is weird in and of itself.

01:13:12But, like, you don't call him by his middle name, so he's just Gideon whatever his fucking

01:13:16name is.

01:13:17And then everybody kind of forgets about it.

01:13:19Yeah.

01:13:20So, I'm going, it's Manjack.

01:13:22Give me the Manjack all day, every day.

01:13:24It is kind of funny that the mom was like, how dare you sully the great name Gideon?

01:13:27Like, you know what I mean?

01:13:28Not particularly, I think, great name.

01:13:30She's getting her cooter stitched up.

01:13:32He really, he went 0 for 3 on names.

01:13:35Really bad.

01:13:36Gideon, Gideon, Gideon Lamprin sounds like a Harry Potter character.

01:13:40Yeah, it does.

01:13:41Yeah.

01:13:42Gideon may be one of the worst names you can name someone.

01:13:44It's not great.

01:13:44Can anyone name another Gideon?

01:13:46Just from that show.

01:13:48Yeah, in Righteous Gemstones, there's a character named Gideon.

01:13:50Isn't Gideon the name of the Amazon clothing brand?

01:13:53Or is that guy?

01:13:53Oh, I know what you're talking about.

01:13:55I think there's two little letters in the Amazon one.

01:13:59But it starts with a G and ends with an N.

01:14:01Yes.

01:14:02Gideon, I think.

01:14:03Like Gideon?

01:14:04Something like that, yeah.

01:14:05So now we have Joey Manjack versus Max McCool.

01:14:08Oh, man.

01:14:09Don't envy you, White Sox Dave.

01:14:11Max McCool versus Joey Manjack.

01:14:14Wow.

01:14:17Excuse me, swallowed wrong.

01:14:20This is strictly football names, correct?

01:14:22Yes.

01:14:23Max McCool is like a guy that walks in with a leather jacket that's got like a pack of cigarettes rolled up in his sleeve, you know, like in the 50s.

01:14:35He might not be good at football.

01:14:36Joey Manjack, that's just an awesome football name.

01:14:41Third and one.

01:14:42Yeah.

01:14:43You're wanting the ball to be in Joey Manjack.

01:14:45And the fourth, too.

01:14:47Yeah.

01:14:48So one for Joey Manjack.

01:14:50Are you going to vote for as well?

01:14:51Two for Joey Manjack.

01:14:52Two for Joey Manjack.

01:14:53Vibsy?

01:14:55When Joe McCool walks into the Copper Bar in Terre Haute on a Friday night, it's all eyes on him.

01:15:00It's Max McCool.

01:15:01Don't forget.

01:15:01Max McCool.

01:15:02Sorry, I was thinking Joe Cool, Joe Namath.

01:15:04Where's Terre Haute?

01:15:05Terre Haute?

01:15:06It's in Indiana, baby.

01:15:07Oh, fine.

01:15:07You missed the Terre Haute hype up earlier.

01:15:11It's where Timothy McVeigh was put to death.

01:15:13Yeah.

01:15:13It's the biggest federal penitentiary thing.

01:15:14They got a lot of math.

01:15:15Do they have fire crystal?

01:15:18Oh, yeah.

01:15:19Hell yeah, brother.

01:15:19That's the two big things they have there.

01:15:21The best.

01:15:21Yeah.

01:15:22If there's one thing Indiana's good for, it's making crystal.

01:15:25Oh, yeah.

01:15:26Only number two to Missouri.

01:15:29So you're going for Max McCool?

01:15:31Yeah.

01:15:33Indiana pride.

01:15:34Max McCool.

01:15:35Max McCool peaked.

01:15:37He's peaking.

01:15:38No.

01:15:38He's not going to get better than what he is now.

01:15:42He's peaking in college.

01:15:43He's not going to be in the NFL.

01:15:45His name will lose all of its luster if he even gets to the NFL.

01:15:49You got to live up to a name like Max fucking McCool.

01:15:51It's not going to happen.

01:15:52Dude, imagine Max McCool and those enterprise rental car commercials.

01:15:57That's sad.

01:15:58That's sad.

01:15:58That's my dream ad deal.

01:15:59Hi, I'm Max McCool.

01:16:01Like, yeah, that rocks.

01:16:01I'm buying it.

01:16:03Joey Manjack.

01:16:04Yeah, Manjack.

01:16:05Yeah.

01:16:05Joey Manjack.

01:16:06Manjack is all business.

01:16:07He's do your job.

01:16:09He shows up.

01:16:10He gets it done.

01:16:10He's not about the flash.

01:16:12He's not about the outfits.

01:16:13Max McCool is a rotten piece of shit.

01:16:15I'm going Joey Manjack.

01:16:16I feel like he's going to be like, Joey Manjack is going to be like a thousand years from

01:16:19now, a Genghis Khan type character where everyone's kind of related to him somehow.

01:16:23Like, yeah.

01:16:24Manjack will have the most horrific case of CTE in the history of football, but he'll just

01:16:29get lit up across the middle because no one will care.

01:16:31But yeah, it's still Manjack.

01:16:33He'll get lit up by Survival when they play a...

01:16:35You know Survival's mother believed in that name.

01:16:37Quit forcing Survival on us.

01:16:39I'm not buying it.

01:16:40You're not buying the Survival hype?

01:16:41Jack?

01:16:42Joey Manjack.

01:16:43You've all made a terrible decision.

01:16:45So Joey Manjack versus Survival in the finals.

01:16:49What a match.

01:16:50What happened to Running Rabbit?

01:16:51Did we lose him?

01:16:52Running Rabbit lost.

01:16:53Survival.

01:16:53I murdered the boss.

01:16:54It was just fucked up, isn't it, Vibs?

01:16:56Yeah, I agree.

01:16:57I got to go with Joey Manjack.

01:17:01Survival, I just...

01:17:02I want to talk to the mother or the father about...

01:17:03That's surprising for me.

01:17:04I have...

01:17:06This is no disrespect to the Bible.

01:17:09There we go.

01:17:09Or any religious teaching.

01:17:11It's just...

01:17:11I think Joey Manjack's...

01:17:13This is a name draft.

01:17:15Not a religious book draft.

01:17:18Inshallah, we must Manjack.

01:17:20We should do...

01:17:21Oh, first of all, you have to do a religious book draft.

01:17:23You need to do a religious book draft.

01:17:25You need to do...

01:17:26Oh, we...

01:17:27Oh, that would not be it.

01:17:28Can we do like a war draft?

01:17:29Do a religion draft.

01:17:31Let's do war.

01:17:31Let's do like country draft.

01:17:33Religion bracket would be...

01:17:34Let's fucking get this thing going here.

01:17:35We're doing...

01:17:36We're doing like Jonestown in the play-in.

01:17:38Whatever the fuck that is.

01:17:39Cults.

01:17:39Let's do best cults.

01:17:41We could do fucking Swifties.

01:17:42We could do Jonestown.

01:17:43Disney adults.

01:17:44Peyton Manning.

01:17:44Dallas Clark.

01:17:45Marvin Harrison.

01:17:46Yeah, you get whatever it is that...

01:17:48Fucking what's that actor doing?

01:17:50Damn it.

01:17:50Daniel Kaluu is doing all of them, yeah.

01:17:52So, one for Joey Manjack, Pat.

01:17:54Joey Manjack is a great name.

01:17:56Don't get me wrong.

01:17:57But survival is...

01:18:00It is power.

01:18:01It is fear.

01:18:02It is conviction.

01:18:05And I think he's a guy who loves his mother.

01:18:10Yes.

01:18:11Yep.

01:18:11I feel that.

01:18:12I'm on.

01:18:13You're on.

01:18:13I feel it.

01:18:13I think he's a guy who loves his mother.

01:18:15I think he is a guy who's going to take care of his mother.

01:18:18I think he is a guy who...

01:18:21Who is moral.

01:18:24He does the right thing.

01:18:25And he's strong.

01:18:27Survival?

01:18:28And he does survival.

01:18:29And he's a man of conviction.

01:18:31By his Instagram, it seems like he's a good guy.

01:18:34Mm-hmm.

01:18:34Now, what's the other guy's name?

01:18:36Joey Manjack.

01:18:37Joey Manjack is a guy who might get into a little bit of Illinois meth.

01:18:41Mm-hmm.

01:18:41He's a guy who might be racing with Max McCool and Georgia,

01:18:44whatever the fuck these guys are racing.

01:18:46He just seems like a wild card in the wrong way.

01:18:49And the other guy, survival, what you see is what you get.

01:18:53He's a good guy.

01:18:53You can take him home to your mother.

01:18:55Survival.

01:18:56But we're not just drafting, like, what kind of people are going to be.

01:18:59I draft on character, Dave.

01:19:01We're drafting if they can smash a motherfucker and run up the middle on him.

01:19:05This is about...

01:19:06That?

01:19:06Survival can do that, too.

01:19:07Survival?

01:19:08What position is survival?

01:19:09It's the linebacker.

01:19:09Well, you just talked about how nice he is and how humble and how he cares about his

01:19:13mother.

01:19:13I want a broken family fucking just piece of shit playing linebacker for me.

01:19:18I don't want a crackhead...

01:19:19What's the guy's name?

01:19:19Widejack?

01:19:20Running around?

01:19:20Or Joey Manjack.

01:19:21I don't want some crackhead Manjack in there.

01:19:23I want survival.

01:19:24So Kenjack, tell Pat about what Adolf Hitler gave to the Nazis.

01:19:30He did give them meth.

01:19:31He gave them lots of meth.

01:19:32Speed, yeah.

01:19:33I've seen World War II in color, brother.

01:19:34I know all about that.

01:19:36Survival is...

01:19:37I mean, we were doing the same thing, too, right?

01:19:38The green stuff that Ted Williams brought back to the Red Sox, right?

01:19:44It was something that green...

01:19:45Greenies.

01:19:46Oh, shout out Paul fucking DeLuca, who used to be on a...

01:19:49Yes, yes, yes.

01:19:50He told the story about greenies.

01:19:51It's like, brother, my heart was beating through my chest when I was sitting down.

01:19:54But that came after World War II, like when the guys that were over there came back.

01:19:59They came back with the greenies.

01:20:00So what's the issue, Dave?

01:20:01You don't like that I think survival's a good guy?

01:20:03No.

01:20:04I want a fucking methed-out psychopath playing football for me, not a Bible-fearing, like,

01:20:10nice guy.

01:20:11There was a great threat.

01:20:12One's going to work.

01:20:13One's more...

01:20:13We're not drafting who you want.

01:20:15Survival is more controllable, though, which is important as a coach.

01:20:18Like, if you can't harness...

01:20:19Coachability is important.

01:20:20If you can't harness...

01:20:21Whatever...

01:20:21Wide Jack, whatever the hell his name is.

01:20:23Man Jack.

01:20:24If you can't harness Man Jack, that guy's going to turn into Aaron Hernandez.

01:20:28That is true.

01:20:29Ever heard of Reggie White, the minister of defense?

01:20:31Mm-hmm.

01:20:32I actually don't know.

01:20:33I do see a world where, like, he cracks you.

01:20:35Yeah, and what happened to him, Mav?

01:20:38He was one of the best defensive linemen of all.

01:20:39And then what happened?

01:20:41He passed away.

01:20:42But that's, like, after that.

01:20:43He died of natural causes.

01:20:45I don't know where you're getting at.

01:20:46I don't know where you're going.

01:20:47I don't need my defensive lineman dying of natural causes.

01:20:50It was after he retired.

01:20:51Like, it was...

01:20:51Yeah, I don't know.

01:20:52Yeah.

01:20:52Like, survival is going to give you, like, a good, like, three years, and then he's

01:20:56going to get taken out by an undiagnosed heart condition.

01:20:59Whereas the other guy is going to...

01:21:02It's going to be self-inflicted.

01:21:04Only three years?

01:21:06Survival has three years left here.

01:21:07Yeah, he's got cholesterol issues, some stuff.

01:21:09He might not have the strongest family medical history.

01:21:12I like the idea of survival.

01:21:13I think he cracks you over the middle and says, great run, big fella.

01:21:15No one has ever said a bad word about survival.

01:21:17Yeah.

01:21:17Where the other guy, he...

01:21:18Joey Manjack.

01:21:19Maybe some girlfriends have accused him of some stuff.

01:21:21I don't know.

01:21:21He's just...

01:21:22I just don't like him.

01:21:23So we are one-to-one right now.

01:21:24Fibzy?

01:21:25I'm taking a knee on this one, since Tommy, you running rabbit's not in.

01:21:29I wanted to do that.

01:21:31You're doing an abstaining?

01:21:33No, I'm taking Manjack.

01:21:34That's right.

01:21:35Two for Joey Manjack over survival.

01:21:37You have weak morals.

01:21:39I just...

01:21:40Survival does not do it for me.

01:21:41See, if I had to, like, metaphor this thing in, like, fighters, for example, like, the

01:21:46last matchup, Manjack versus McCool.

01:21:48McCool's a good guy, like, he comes in, he's, like, ripped, like, talented.

01:21:53But he's a pussy deep down.

01:21:55Manjack comes in, like, not, like, the most, like, aesthetically, like, tough body type.

01:22:01But then all of a sudden, McCool throws some good punches, whatever, then he gets tired.

01:22:05Manjack, the swamp forms, and Manjack just buries him with cardio and just pressure and just

01:22:10grinds him out.

01:22:12But then he steps up and fights Survival.

01:22:14And Survival's one of those guys that you can't grind out because he has all the talent

01:22:18in the world, but he puts the blood, sweat, and tears, time, and work into it.

01:22:21He loves his mother, and he works every day to provide a house, good life for his family.

01:22:26So he will die.

01:22:29Because if you beat him, you're taking food off Mama's plate.

01:22:32He has work ethic.

01:22:33That's what it is.

01:22:33His mother instilled work ethic in him.

01:22:36The other guy, they don't have work ethic.

01:22:37He's a gentleman off the field, but inside that cage, he'd rip your throat out to put

01:22:44food on the table for Mama.

01:22:46That's right.

01:22:47And you don't fuck with his family.

01:22:48You don't fuck with his kin.

01:22:49He's a killer.

01:22:50Because if you fuck with his kin, that's right.

01:22:51The type that you know he's a nice guy, but you don't fuck with him.

01:22:55Because he will.

01:22:55If you try him, he'll smack the fuck out of you.

01:22:58But just don't try him.

01:22:59If you don't try him, he'll be respectful to your grandmother.

01:23:02All right.

01:23:02You boys are selling me on Survival.

01:23:03Man Jack, you could bounce his head off a curb and he'd come up and find him.

01:23:07You could curb stomp his ass and he's so methed out, he'll step up and he'll just keep fighting.

01:23:11You want a guy like that.

01:23:12I don't like that.

01:23:13You could hit him in the head with a hammer and he'd be fine.

01:23:15We're talking college football here.

01:23:17You guys are bringing up mothers and stuff.

01:23:19We're talking about between the lines on the gridiron.

01:23:24You mean to tell me you would rather...

01:23:25Character matters on the football field and Man Jack has no character.

01:23:28Survival is a book and we didn't come here to play school, in the words of Cardale Jones.

01:23:33So this is about football.

01:23:35This is about Man Jack.

01:23:37We had Tom Zibikowski on our show last week.

01:23:40He talked about how football, you need football to callous up your neck.

01:23:43Man Jack has a calloused up neck.

01:23:46And Man Jack, to me, in this final, is the only vote.

01:23:50You're disgusting.

01:23:50Three for Joey Man Jack, two for Survival.

01:23:53Do the right thing, Dave.

01:23:55Man Jack, all fucking day.

01:23:57I didn't want Bible out of the first round.

01:24:00Me too.

01:24:01Man Jack will stab all of you in the back.

01:24:03Bible is going to ride with you until you die.

01:24:06Well, he's dying in three years.

01:24:08Yeah, but before that heart condition kicks in, he's going to give you the best three years of your life.

01:24:13So the winner is Joey Man Jack of the Bracket episode 188.

01:24:16We did have some other honorable mentions.

01:24:19I'll send them in this group chat as well.

01:24:21Hollywood Smothers, Treepa Botley.

01:24:23People are going to be mad.

01:24:25Did you talk about theirs?

01:24:26I like that name.

01:24:28We should have had that one on here.

01:24:29There is one player that is going to be the most like, why didn't you include him?

01:24:31Why didn't you include him?

01:24:32And it's Noah Kanega.

01:24:34I'm not including him.

01:24:35There's just not.

01:24:35There's no winning in that.

01:24:37There's no winning in that.

01:24:37Young Mantis is his favorite college football player.

01:24:39I was going to say.

01:24:40He went to multiple basketball, high school basketball games of Noah Kanega.

01:24:44Kanega, yeah.

01:24:45Again, there's just no winning in that.

01:24:46So it's not fun to include him.

01:24:47He has, he's selling a hat right now with.

01:24:50Mantis is?

01:24:50No.

01:24:51Kanega with, but it's spelled N-I-G-G-A.

01:24:54Yeah.

01:24:55And I think it says Kanega and then something else.

01:24:57I'll have to look it up.

01:24:59Isn't Dang Dang that basketball player from Syracuse from like 15, 20 years ago?

01:25:04I remember Dang Dang on Syracuse.

01:25:05There might be multiple of them.

01:25:06And then there's another in San Jose State or there's a Bull Bull, a Boise State.

01:25:11Bull Bull, who's a basketball player.

01:25:13But yeah, there's a lot.

01:25:14No, there's one on Boise State.

01:25:15Before I get out of here, I do, I think I said this on last week's bracket.

01:25:19I'd said it somewhere a week or two ago, but I played, I don't know him, but I played

01:25:23against a kid.

01:25:23I think his first name was John, but it was John Porn at Naperville Central High School.

01:25:28And it'd be like, John Porn with the ball.

01:25:30Pat, what's Jackson Bussey doing for you?

01:25:33Jackson Bussey?

01:25:34I'm going to leave a snail trail on this seat when I say that.

01:25:36I don't know what he's doing.

01:25:37Budussie.

01:25:38Jackson Budussie?

01:25:39No, just Bussey.

01:25:40No, there's this rapper.

01:25:42Rufus Toe.

01:25:43That's a good one.

01:25:44Rufus Toe is a good one, yeah.

01:25:45But here's the hat that Kanega is selling.

01:25:49Yeah.

01:25:49That's out of control.

01:25:50Thin Diggins?

01:25:50Yeah.

01:25:51Jackson Bussey.

01:25:52Baylor Necessary.

01:25:53Necessary, I thought it was just a cool-ass last name.

01:25:55Hyman Drinkard.

01:25:57Okay, all right.

01:25:58I like him.

01:25:59That's an old Irish sailor.

01:26:01Cass Cross.

01:26:02Sincere Littles.

01:26:04Sir Charles Gordon.

01:26:05Jack Clinkenbeard.

01:26:07Is this a typo, or is it D-H apostrophe King Brown?

01:26:11It's Da King.

01:26:11Da King Brown.

01:26:12How is that on there?

01:26:13That's not how I would spell Da King.

01:26:15That's unbelievable.

01:26:17I'm going to have to look up this guy.

01:26:19Da Eric Mister.

01:26:20I think Darylis should have went further, honestly.

01:26:22Blaze Cameron.

01:26:23All for him.

01:26:24Xavion.

01:26:25Oh, man.

01:26:26Which was great.

01:26:27Hey, let's just say if you saw Da King Brown, you would not be making fun of his name.

01:26:31This motherfucker's year.

01:26:32It would kill your ass.

01:26:34Look at this guy.

01:26:35Holy shit.

01:26:36No, it's a good name.

01:26:36It's a good name.

01:26:37It's a good name.

01:26:37Great name.

01:26:38Great name.

01:26:38The King.

01:26:38We should do a name draft of people just in the office.

01:26:41Just in their actual names?

01:26:43I would like to do a war draft.

01:26:45Jack Carson Wentz.

01:26:46That's the guy I was talking about before.

01:26:47Cash Cross.

01:26:48Cash Cross is a great name.

01:26:49Big Cross.

01:26:50Yeah.

01:26:50Deed Capper.

01:26:51Oh, this guy's terrifying.

01:26:53Yeah.

01:26:54Oh, yeah.

01:26:54You're talking about Da King?

01:26:56Yeah.

01:26:56Yeah, Da King could kill all of us at once.

01:26:59Gentle Hunt.

01:27:00Like, a lot of these guys.

01:27:00They got Slade Dollar.

01:27:01Slade Dollar.

01:27:02This guy's got, like, Sean Oakman vibes.

01:27:04Gentle Hunt, I think.

01:27:04Gentle Hunt is...

01:27:05Yeah, Gentle Hunt.

01:27:06Tony Ice, also.

01:27:07Morehead State.

01:27:08Tony Ice.

01:27:09Tony Ice would be an awesome guy.

01:27:10Wide Receiver.

01:27:11Morehead State.

01:27:11Tony Ice is just a great fucking name.

01:27:13Slade Dollar.

01:27:14Slade Dollar.

01:27:15Mike Moment.

01:27:16Like, Mike, your last name is Moment.

01:27:18What a moment for Moment.

01:27:19Yeah, what a moment for Moment.

01:27:20It would have been Mike Surface, I thought, was weird.

01:27:22I've never seen a person with the last name Surface.

01:27:24Surface, me either.

01:27:25Zavian Crumb.

01:27:26Zara, right.

01:27:26Zavian Crumb.

01:27:27That's like an East First West one.

01:27:28Lazy Cameron.

01:27:29Yeah.

01:27:29Sincere Littles.

01:27:31Shaquavious also, Brooks.

01:27:32There's so many.

01:27:34And then I feel bad I couldn't get to all of them.

01:27:36I didn't even get through maybe 25% of Division I before I had to stop.

01:27:40Dijuvensky, Schlain Baker.

01:27:42Yeah, there's a ton.

01:27:43Oh, also, before we get out here, Vibsy, make sure you plug Beer Game Show.

01:27:47Yep.

01:27:47Beer Game Show.

01:27:48Check it out.

01:27:48It's on the main Barstool YouTube.

01:27:49It was great.

01:27:50This last episode is very good.

01:27:52They've all been good.

01:27:53But yeah, just trying to get everyone in the office involved.

01:27:55Check that out.

01:27:56Yeah.

01:27:56Make sure to check that out as well.

01:27:58And we'll be back.

01:27:59Thank you guys all for joining next week with a new episode.

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