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00:00Hello, everyone, and welcome to
00:23Xtreme Championship Wrestling.
00:30We are at the Hershey Center making our debut in Canada.
00:52I'm Joey Stiles.
00:58And well, well, well, hey, it is I, the quintessential stud muffin.
01:13Joel, Canadian women sing O Canada as their national song.
01:20Tonight, they're gonna be singing about my all-American schlong.
01:27And they're gonna take down their flags with that pretty maple leaf and put up banners that
01:43have pictures of my maple syrup-flavored beef.
01:50Our guest, at this time, gets a shot at the world heavyweight title, live on
02:05K-Per-View Sunday night, October 1st, in his hometown, in Anarchy Rules.
02:20Please welcome, Sherry Lynn!
02:24Thank you for joining us.
02:27It's our best.
02:31It's our best.
02:36Here's your best.
02:40Jerry, in your own hometown, live on Pay-Per-View and Anarchy Rules, you get a shot at the
03:05World Heavyweight title.
03:06I'll tell you what, Joey, I've only got one thing to say.
03:36I'll tell you what, Joey, I've only got one thing to say.
03:45One thing to say, Joey, I've only got one thing to say.
03:49All you're going to be saying, Jerry Lynn,
04:19is thank you champ, thank you for giving me a world title shot at anarchy rules in my hometown for kicking.
04:49And look at what we have here, quite an amazing gathering, wouldn't you say?
05:16The number one contender, a man that used my blood as body art.
05:27And the world heavyweight champion that knows it is mine, that it scares him,
05:36that Steve Carino was this far away from taking his title.
05:43I don't care if you're the number one contender or you're the world heavyweight champion,
05:56because everybody knows that I can beat either one of you anywhere, anytime, even tonight.
06:07Come on.
06:14Come on.
06:19Come on.
06:52Ladies and gentlemen, once again,
07:21Little Spike has been named Special Guest Commissioner.
07:28And that means that I make the matches tonight.
07:32Now, I'm in back, and there's all this confusion.
07:43And everybody knows I get confused easily.
07:46But he beat him, and he beat him.
07:49And Justin Credible keeps beating himself.
07:51Well, Steve Carino, I don't want you to worry about being number one contender.
08:04Jerry Lynn, I don't want you to be worried about number one contender.
08:09Because tonight, here in Hershey Center, for the World Heavyweight Championship,
08:18Steve Carino, Jerry Lynn, Justin Credible, free-way dance!
08:24All right, I understand you're upset.
08:40You might think this is unfair two-on-one.
08:43Well, just to show you what a fair commissioner I am,
08:47I have assigned, not only for tonight's three-way dance,
08:52but also for the World Championship match at Anarchy Rules,
08:56a special guest referee.
08:59Now, this referee will not allow any shenanigans in this ring during a world title match.
09:09This referee is the epitome of extreme.
09:16This referee will lay down the law.
09:20This referee will not allow any shenanigans in this ring during a world title match.
09:36Why no gore little Spike Dudley before he can make his announcement?
09:40Who is going to be the special guest referee?
09:43Who is it going to be?
09:44Spike Dudley might not have made an announcement,
09:49but what he made was the worst mistake of his life.
09:52It could be.
09:57No way!
10:01It is!
10:06It's Nujek!
10:08Nujek is gonna be the special guest referee for the three-way dance tonight and an Anarchy Rule!
10:15It can't be Nujek!
10:16He can't be cleared to wrestle!
10:20He just had foot surgery within the last month.
10:22He was supposed to be out for the rest of 2000.
10:24Not cleared to wrestle, but he can be a referee!
10:30ECW pulled a fast one on the network here tonight in Canada!
10:35Clear to referee!
10:36I can't believe he's got clearance to walk!
10:38I can't believe he's got clearance to be out of the hospital!
10:42I can't believe he got cleared to cross the border!
10:45I hear that could be a bitch!
10:47Joel, you can't say bitch on TNN!
10:51I can't say bitch on TNN!
10:55What are they gonna do, cancel us?
10:57Nujek takes the shovel to Rhino!
10:59And now the World Heavyweight Champion is alone!
11:03He's at the mercy of the special guest referee for both of the World Heavyweight title defenses!
11:10The three-way dance here tonight and at Anarchy Rules!
11:16Nujek hates the network as much as the rest of us!
11:21And while Rhino may have come to aid Just Incredible, Nujek has come to maim Just Incredible!
11:30Nujek's got the vacuum cleaner!
11:33Eureka!
11:34He hit him right in the hoovers!
11:39The World Heavyweight Champion is getting the living hell beaten out of him!
11:44And tonight he's gotta defend the belt in a three-way dance against Jerry Lynn and Steve Carino!
11:51And this is Nujek with the staple of his attack!
11:54The special guest referee has a staple gun!
11:59Rhino saves Just Incredible again!
12:05And now Rhino and Just Incredible are gonna have their way with the special guest referee!
12:14Nujek is going to be able to referee the three-way dance tonight!
12:28No way!
12:33And they're not done!
12:34No way Nujek referees the three-way dance!
12:42But will he be the special guest referee at Anarchy Rules?
12:46That's the question!
12:47The other question is, who's gonna ref the three-way dance for the belt tonight?
12:53Not Nujek!
12:54It looks like Nujek is going back to the hospital here in Mississauga, Ontario tonight!
13:03Joey, do you realize that whoever wins the three-way dance tonight
13:07goes into Anarchy Rules as the World Heavyweight Champion?
13:11Plus, Rob Van Damme goes one-on-one with Rhino!
13:16And I beat the crap out of Cyrus!
13:19What?
13:20When do I stutter?
13:21I take out Cyrus at Anarchy Rules!
13:24Here's your OneWrestling.com replay two weeks ago here on TNN with the help of Rob Van Damme.
13:30Kid Cash defeated Rhino for the ECW World Television title!
13:36And still to come tonight, Sherry Lynn, Steve Carina, and Just Incredible!
13:47A three-way dance for the World Heavyweight title!
13:49Let's go to ECW Hardcore TV!
13:54What a shot!
14:00Mike hits the apron!
14:03Cash face first into the apron!
14:06And now ribs first into the steel door grip!
14:09And right now, Kid Cash, the World Television Champion, is in trouble.
14:26The match goes back in after a couple of flesh-splitting shots.
14:39Kick to the face.
14:52Mikey tearing a page out of the foot of his tag team partner Yoshihiro Tajiri.
14:59Mikey missed the guillotine elbow.
15:03Cash up top with balance.
15:06Cash one step ahead of Mikey Wittrecker on that exchange.
15:18Mikey with the reversal.
15:29Tilt to world.
15:31Side slam counter by Mikey.
15:34Two and a half.
15:37Mikey Wittrecker half a count away from being a two time ECW World Television Champion.
15:43Double under, Mikey's got Cash up over his shoulder.
15:50It's Rhyno, it's Rhyno.
15:52Mikey sidestepped and threw Kid Cash to Rhyno.
15:58Turn around.
16:00Rhyno just scored Mikey Wittrecker as well.
16:05Piledriver, what is Rhyno doing in the ring?
16:10.
16:15Mikey and Cash have been declared a no contest.
16:18Kid Cash has challenged Rhyno.
16:20He wants to defend the world television title right now against the former champion,
16:25the network's big effing deal.
16:28Rhyno hits the steel gourd ramp.
16:31And Cash throws him over, what a show of space by Kid Cash.
16:40Keep your eye on the champion.
16:46Rhyno scores with a chip.
16:48.
16:49Cash wants himself and Rhyno.
16:51.
16:52Mikey is slipping to the back with the assistance of the Sinister Minister.
16:58.
17:00Mikey will live to fight another day.
17:03Kid Cash and Rhyno, their day is today.
17:07.
17:11Rhyno scores with a chip.
17:13.
17:17And now the former world television champion
17:20.
17:23wants to inject the table into this matchup.
17:26.
17:29Kid Cash caught that chair flush in the face.
17:33.
17:38Thousands and thousands of fans looking on here at the Hershey Center in Mississauga,
17:44Ontario, Canada.
17:46An impromptu matchup for the ECW World Television Championship.
17:53And as always, Kid Cash hits the hoot and come on out of nowhere.
17:59.
18:02Rhyno rolls to the outside.
18:06.
18:11My God!
18:14I don't know who got the worst of that, Rhyno or Cash.
18:19Did you hear the fun when Cash's body hit the floor?
18:23.
18:26One of his legs caught Rhyno right in the face.
18:29But the rest of Cash's body collided with his floor.
18:33It's nothing but an ice ring covered by one.
18:35One, two, three.
18:38Left shoulder up, Kid Cash gets the two-all on Rhyno.
18:41.
18:49There it chops.
18:50Rhyno puts the brakes on.
18:51Jordan close on.
18:52Almost takes the head off of Kid Cash.
18:55.
19:00Rhyno now setting up that table in the corner.
19:04That does not bode well for Kid Cash.
19:07.
19:08Cash goes low on Rhyno out of desperation.
19:11Thumb to the out.
19:12.
19:13What a shot.
19:15What a shot.
19:16.
19:21Reversal and Rhyno damn near draws Kid Cash in head.
19:26.
19:33Rhyno now picks up a Limp Kid Cash.
19:36.
19:38And drives him through the table.
19:41.
19:49Cover.
19:50.
19:53Your winner, Rhyno Max.
19:55.
20:03What is Rhyno doing?
20:04He's got a piece of table in his head.
20:06.
20:08Damn it, why?
20:09.
20:14He's gonna main Kid Cash.
20:16Rhyno's gonna main Cash.
20:18.
20:23Somebody get Kid Cash into the ring.
20:26.
20:27Cash has been busted open.
20:29.
20:31.
20:32Rob that down.
20:33.
20:36.
20:41Look what I did to your buddy.
20:44.
20:45.
20:47You want a piece of me.
20:49.
20:51You want my ECW World Television Championship title.
21:00Bring your ass on it now.
21:02.
21:05While Rhyno must now defend that title against Rob Van Dam and Anarchy Rules live on
21:10Pay Per View on Sunday night October 1st.
21:13But these two don't wanna wait for Pay Per View.
21:16They want at each other right now.
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22:03And Hamrick will go one-on-one with Nova.
22:07We've gotta take a quick break, don't go away, we'll be right back.
22:11One elevation on the elbow by Chris Hamrick.
22:20Confederate Currency gets a tip.
22:23Elektra at ringside, but she'd better be leery of Jazz, who's at ringside too.
22:30Longtime friend of Nova, the female fighting Phenom Jazz is at ringside to be the equalizer.
22:36Nova has Hamrick up for the Kryptonite Crunch, this is it.
22:40Elektra rakes the eyes of Nova.
22:43And Jazz has seen enough.
22:48Jazz just manhandled, womanhandled Elektra.
22:58Super kick by Hamrick, schoolboy, two count only.
23:05And a clothesline turns Nova inside out.
23:10What's the relationship between Nova and Jazz?
23:16Nova and Jazz have been tag team partners in six person tag team matches with Chris Chetty.
23:21Hamrick was going for the Confederate Crunch, and Jazz crunched it.
23:27Of course, the Nova-Chris Chetty partnership is over.
23:30Kryptonite Crunch.
23:34Nova gets the Duke.
23:40You take too many of those Kryptonite Crunches, your career's gonna be over.
23:47Hard-caught victory by Nova, it's Chetty.
23:51Chris Chetty now.
23:54Trista came in the skull of Nova with a chair.
23:57Look at those right hands by Jazz.
24:02Chris Chetty, Chris Chetty.
24:07Jazz gets planted, but it's gotten into Chris Chetty.
24:11Even when Chris Chetty broke the rules previously in his ECW tenure,
24:16he was never exactly like this.
24:19He's snapped.
24:22There's the Amityville Horror on a steel chair, and
24:26Chris Chetty has still given us no explanation for his actions.
24:30Is this Chris Chetty showing us his true colors for months?
24:37Let's get one thing straight.
24:40Is that Chetty's voice?
24:41Yeah, aren't you watching the monitor?
24:47I am sick and tired of being held back by this company.
24:53So much for all those personas he had here at ECW, they were all a force.
24:58I am the only legitimate athlete in that locker room.
25:05Well, that statement takes balls.
25:09How could he forget me?
25:10I wrestle better than anyone here.
25:14I look better than anyone here.
25:19Again, how could he forget me?
25:22I even swing a chair better than anyone here.
25:26Chris Chetty has an extensive amateur wrestling background and
25:29several black belts in martial arts.
25:33He should have quit while he was a hit.
25:35Because nobody, nobody swings a chair like Balls Mahoney.
25:45Chris Chetty's mouth may have just written a check that his skull can't catch.
25:51Chetty's about to get his right now.
25:58And Balls is gonna give Chetty the first shot.
26:00It's a hell of a shot, the chair is bent, but so is Balls.
26:06And Chetty runs for his life.
26:11Literally.
26:16Balls Mahoney, Chase, Chris Chetty, it's the Baldings.
26:21The Baldings are in Canada.
26:23Again, with their records, how did they cross the U.S.-Canada border?
26:28The Street Thugs from Corner Road in the Bronx, New York.
26:34Hey, first of all, Joey, why are you talking about them?
26:37I should be talking about the Baldings.
26:39You don't got no street credibility.
26:41You don't know about the bling bling.
26:44Have you been watching Carlito's way again?
26:46But help is on the way.
26:53Here comes Chilly Willy.
26:57Chilly Willy has saved Balls Mahoney from the Baldings.
27:03Welcome back to Extreme Championship Wrestling.
27:07The ECW World Tag Team Champions, Guido Maritano and Tony Mamalouk are set to defend the World Tag Team Tour.
27:16Take a look at Big Sally Graziano at 6'8 and 600 pounds.
27:26He could be his own Canadian province.
27:31And here come the challengers.
27:34Many fans consider them the uncrowned ECW World Tag Team Champions.
27:40Dastardly Danny Doering and the angry Amish Chicken Plucker Roadkill.
27:45Sally Graziano may be big enough to be his own Canadian province,
27:50but Roadkill is looking to choke every piece of poultry in the Great White Door.
27:57Introducing first, a cup in the ringside by the big Sal Bosque, Sam E. Graziano.
28:15Look at the size of him.
28:19He represents, weighing in a knight, a combined total of 5,793 and one quarter liquid ounces from the Isle of Sicily.
28:33They are the current ECW World Tag Team Champions, Tony Mamalouk,
28:42the Sicilian Shooter, Guido Maritano, the FBI.
28:48Mamalouk and Maritano defeated Mikey Whipwreck and
28:55Yoshihiro Tajiri for those belts in New York City.
28:5832 pounds, hailing from Pepper Pike, Ohio, dastardly Danny Doering.
29:11His tag team partner weighs in a knight at 310 pounds and hails from Lancaster Pennsylvania,
29:21the Angling Amish Warrior Roadkill.
29:28His ever-growing popularity with fans around the world is absolutely unfathomable.
29:36Especially considering he likes to inflict bodily harm on innocent chickens.
29:46Guido Maritano and Tony Mamalouk, the World Tag Team Champions.
29:50Guido now a two-time World Tag Team Champion.
29:54And Tony Mamalouk, a champion who has only been in ECW for under six months.
30:03And that's got to be tearing away at Danny Doering and Roadkill,
30:08two elite members of the graduating class of the House of Hardcore.
30:14Doering and Roadkill are obsessed with being ECW World Tag Team Champions.
30:20All they want in life is to wear those belts into the Anarchy Rules pay-per-view
30:25next Sunday night in St. Paul, Minnesota.
30:28Speaking of which, did I hear you challenge Cyrus to a match at Anarchy Rules?
30:32Yeah, not a match, a fight.
30:36We'll come back to that.
30:40Danny Doering and Guido Maritano now circling.
30:44What am I gonna challenge him to?
30:46An intellectual contest?
30:47A debate?
30:48I do more thinking before noon than he does all month.
30:52And I don't even wake up until 2 PM.
30:54A lot of trash talking going out and the clothesline is ducked.
31:02Standing switch into a snapmare.
31:04Japanese arm dragged by the well-traveled Sicilian shooter into a backslide.
31:09Barely at two.
31:12Hip-toss blocked, fireman's carry by Doering.
31:15Japanese arm drag of his own.
31:18And there's a backslide.
31:24Clothesline duck both ways.
31:28What a standoff.
31:30What great action in the ring.
31:32And Joey sitting back.
31:34What a great call from you.
31:36Did you just compliment me?
31:38Everybody envies you, Joey Styles.
31:40Don't you know why?
31:41Go ahead.
31:42You get to work with me every week.
31:44In checks Mamalook.
31:47And listen to those chants of roadkill.
31:55Thousands upon thousands of Canadian wrestling fans wanna see the young
32:01Amishmen tagged in.
32:02Either that or they're hungry and they don't like the nachos at the concession stand.
32:07It is a woodsy area around here after all.
32:11Mamalook wants no part of Roadkill.
32:14Listen to those fans.
32:18But Roadkill wants every part of Tony Mamalook.
32:25All 5,700 some odd liquid ounces.
32:30Collar and elbow tie up, Roadkill snatches a side headlock.
32:34Shoulder block.
32:37Shoulder block.
32:38Roadkill just ran through Mamalook like a horse and buggy.
32:43You know I had to sneak that one in there.
32:46Oh, he ran through him like a hot knife through apple butter.
32:50Mamalook now with the waist lock.
32:57Hammer lock by Roadkill.
32:59Reversal by Tony Mamalook.
33:02Side headlock of his own.
33:04What a show of strength by Roadkill.
33:11What a catch by Sally Graziano.
33:16Flung to the eye.
33:18Amishwim.
33:19Body scissors attempted.
33:23Nice counter Mamalook into the DDT.
33:27Roadkill's got Mamalook up.
33:32Great counter and an arm drag.
33:37Tony Mamalook, a student of Dean Malenko.
33:40Mamalook got caught.
33:43Or did he?
33:44He's trying to.
33:45Yeah, he did.
33:46Guido makes the save.
33:51Lateral press, two.
33:55Two count only says the extreme official H Celo.
33:58Roadkill face first into the top turnbuckle.
34:06The foot is caught, the clothesline is tucked.
34:11Schoolboy, two count only.
34:16Reversal of the Italian whip.
34:21Roadkill has got Guido up.
34:25Guido gets compacted.
34:29Guido took quite the nasty spill on that slam.
34:36Roadkill drives the elbow into the chest of Guido Maritano.
34:41Guido has got to make the tag if he has any hopes of wearing one half of the World Tag Team Championship into Anarchy Rules.
34:54Leapfrog in the dirt road slam.
34:59Maritano charges Tuxed Devil's clothesline.
35:04But not the Lancaster Lariat of what?
35:08Roadkill and Doring working great.
35:14But Doring misses the pescado.
35:18And just like that, the momentum of the challengers is halted.
35:23Big sound distracting Roadkill.
35:27Here come the full blooded Italians.
35:30Will that be enough?
35:32No.
35:36Still, Doring has to get back in this match if Doring and Roadkill hope to win the title.
35:42Doring took a nasty spill on the outside.
35:45We're at an ice rink.
35:46There is nothing but wood covering of ice.
35:49That was a nasty fall.
35:51Roadkill, it's the steel corn rail.
35:54And the 600 pounder charges.
35:57Right now the champions have this match going their way.
36:10Doring's back in the ring.
36:20The champions have the momentum and they don't need to beat Doring and Roadkill.
36:25Doring and Roadkill need to beat them.
36:28That's a great point.
36:33There's the tag to Mamalu.
36:38Cover.
36:41Mamalu went for a springboard at the same time that Roadkill was hitting the ropes on the far side.
36:48It almost cost the champions the belts.
36:52Doring and Maritano really taking it to each other.
36:57Big Sally Graziano up on the ring apron.
37:01That's using your, never mind, Sicilian slice.
37:05Cover.
37:06Doring kicks out.
37:10Doring and Roadkill in a three-on-two situation as long as Sally keeps interjecting himself into this matchup.
37:20Doring's head for the ride.
37:24Doring's head for the ride.
37:25Ducks in the clothesline.
37:26Waistlock.
37:27Guido's going for the kiss of death.
37:30But Doring goes low.
37:32There's the G-spot sweep.
37:36Doring has got to make the tag to Roadkill and he has got to make it now.
37:42And the fans know it.
37:46Listen to that call for the tag.
37:48In comes Mamalu.
37:50Down goes Mamalu.
37:51Down goes Maritano.
37:55What a powerbomb.
38:00Side slam.
38:05And Roadkill's climbing the ropes.
38:11Springboard double clothesline decapitates the champs.
38:18In comes Danny Doring.
38:27This tag team matchup now a three-for-all.
38:31The champions get squashed in the corner.
38:38There's the bareback on Romelu.
38:41Roadkill and Doring have never had a better opportunity in their career to take
38:47the world tag team titles than they do right now.
38:52There it is.
38:53Buggy bang.
38:54Buggy bang.
38:55This one's over.
38:57We've got a new champion.
38:59Now Sal pulled the referee out of the ring.
39:02Roadkill and Doring were robbed.
39:05Again.
39:08Doring with the high cross body on Graziano.
39:12Mamalu runs through Roadkill.
39:16But Roadkill gets the left shoulder up.
39:22The World Tag Team title matchup continues.
39:26Roadkill puts the brakes on.
39:31He's got Mamaluke up.
39:33There's the born burner.
39:40Roadkill's gonna finish off Tony Mamaluke.
39:46Roadkill now climbing the turnbuckles.
39:56He's going all the way up.
40:03And all the way down to the ice rink floor here in Mississauga.
40:11An act of desperation by Guido Maritano.
40:18Will it be enough?
40:23Wham bam.
40:24Thank you man.
40:25Cover.
40:27The fans have counted to ten.
40:34But the referee is outside the ring.
40:37What a joke slam by Big Sally Graziano.
40:46Mamaluke has the referee distracted at ringside.
40:52600 pounds down across the torso of Doring.
41:02And Sal puts Guido on top.
41:04One, two, three.
41:06It's over.
41:08So the full blooded Italians will defend the World Tag Team titles and
41:15Anarchy Rules live on Pay-Per-View next Sunday night, October 1st.
41:20Plus Rob Van Dam challenges Rhino for the ECW World Television title.
41:25And I am gonna tear the living breath out of Cyrus.
41:30Thing's a prop.
41:31Give me, look at this.
41:32Give me this.
41:33So stoich.
41:36And one of these three men will wear the World Heavyweight title live on Pay-Per-View.
41:43It's Anarchy Rules.
41:44Will it be Justin Credible, the reigning champion?
41:47Will it be our newest superstar Steve Carino or Jerry Lynn?
41:51Steve Carino, who very well could have gone into this match and the Pay-Per-View.
41:56Whoever wins this three-way dance will wear the ECW World Heavyweight Championship into the Anarchy
42:03Rolls Pay-Per-View next Sunday night.
42:08Will it be ECW's newest superstar Steve Carino?
42:14Steve Carino, who very well could have gone into this match and the Pay-Per-View as the champion,
42:22as he came within a hair of taking the title from Justin Credible last week in New York City.
42:29It was the network that screwed Steve Carino out of the World Heavyweight title.
42:34Will Jerry Lynn wear the belt into Anarchy Rules?
42:36He was scheduled to be the challenger.
42:38Now he may go into the Pay-Per-View as the champion.
42:42We thought it was confirmed.
42:43We thought we already knew.
42:45Jerry Lynn, hometown boy, trying to make good in his hometown.
42:50As challenger, he may go in as the hometown hero.
42:55And here comes the World Heavyweight Champion, Justin Credible,
42:59accompanied by the Queen of Extreme Francine.
43:02He must be absolutely livid, livid that he has to defend the World Heavyweight title.
43:09The World Heavyweight title in a three-way dance before Anarchy Rules.
43:15But through all of the twists and turns that have happened in the last few weeks,
43:20Credible has managed to retain his ECW Heavyweight title.
43:25Who's gonna wear the gold into Anarchy Rules?
43:28Tune in right here next week, 8 p.m. Eastern and Pacific on TNN to find out.
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