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00:19Hello everyone and welcome to ECW on TAN!
00:25We are in the building where the hardcore revolution began!
00:44The world infamous ECW arena in South Philly!
00:50I'm Joey Style!
00:58And I'm the host of the program, The Quintessential Stud Muffin!
01:06He wanted me to be G-rated, so that's just what I did.
01:13He looks like Alanis Morissette and Pee Wee Herman had a kid!
01:20So if you're here for the man in charge, I guess you're out of luck!
01:27Cause TNN is for the A-Team folks!
01:32Not for that Cyrus Schmuck!
01:36Excuse me!
01:40Excuse me!
01:43You people have all got a lot of heat with the office!
01:49And no one, no one has more heat with the office, Joel, than you!
02:06Joel, you know what?
02:19Contrary to popular opinion, Joel, I have been in your corner from day one.
02:25I just want to see you be the best that you can be.
02:31Now Joel, I have censored you.
02:38I have called you into the office for meetings.
02:43I've warned you privately.
02:46I have warned you publicly.
02:50I have warned you on TNN.
03:00I have even had to warn you in front of the boys, and you know you've got a lot of heat with the boys.
03:18So Gertner, here's the deal.
03:23For God's sakes, can't you see?
03:26The whole dirty middle name thing is so not over.
03:30You're going to have to be a little creative for once, kid.
03:35Because I'm here to tell you tonight, the next time you ignore my authority, I'm going to kick your fat ass.
03:44Oh god, man.
03:46That's kind of a bad ass.
03:48Let it go.
03:50Let it go.
03:51Let it go.
03:53Let it go.
03:55Let it go! Let it go! rules!
07:24We're not ones to say, we told you so.
07:49You see, we told you we would become the ECW World Tag Team Champions.
08:06We told you we were going to make an impact.
08:15You see, tonight, the establishment wants us to defend our World Tag Team Championships.
08:39But you see, we're running this show and we will not defend our titles here tonight.
10:08I'm sorry to cut everything short, but let me explain something to you, champs.
10:16You will not disappoint the people here.
10:20You are going to put the titles on the line tonight against Doring and Roadkill.
10:26Who the hell do you think you are?
10:34You are a couple of opening match guys.
10:40The only thing main event about you guys is your chick's breasts.
10:52Who the hell have you ever beat besides a bunch of one-dimensional, no-talent jobbers?
11:02Beating them only gets you to mid-card.
11:11If you guys think you can beat a mid-card team, well, think about having a match with you.
11:16So, newly elevated mid-card team, tonight meet newly demoted mid-card team, Dreamer and Raven.
11:59Welcome back to ECW on TNN.
12:03Bastardly Danny Doring and the Angry Amish Roadkill taking on the former ECW World Tag Team Champions,
12:11Tommy Dreamer and Raven.
12:13A match put together by the current World Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm and Justin Credible,
12:21who simply sidestepped the young tag team of Roadkill and Doris.
12:24So, not only have the Impact players won the Tag Team titles,
12:29but they're still making an impact in putting this match together.
12:32And Dreamer and Raven just made an impact to the other regions.
12:38A Blancaster's spot is Roadkill and gets crushed on the top turnbuckle.
12:44What a superplex by the innovator of Violix, who has got to make the tag.
12:50Dreamer, using the zip line, pulls himself towards Raven.
13:01There's the Mr. Wrestling 2 knee lift.
13:03Dude, dude, dude.
13:07No, no, not.
13:09It's the Snotwag.
13:11What?
13:12Snotwag.
13:13What it is?
13:15The rag climb right in Snot.
13:17Drop to hold into the steel chair, goes Roadkill, cover.
13:26That should be all.
13:28Doering with the miscue, drops the elbow on his own partner.
13:33Even flow DDT on Doering, cover.
13:37Roadkill takes out Raven.
13:41My hand by Dreamer now.
13:42Roadkill's up the run.
13:47The 300-plus pounder, up and over, hits the floor.
13:53The Queen of Extreme, Francine, helping Tommy Dreamer set up a table at ringside.
14:01Dreamer and Raven lost all of the tag team belts.
14:04At the guiltiest chart in favor of you, and Raven still doing the right thing.
14:10Pushed Francine out of the way from the Singapore candle, just incredible between the eyes.
14:16Game wave and Frank, he has been standing by Dreamer.
14:20Standing by Dreamer and laying down with Francine.
14:23Dreamer with the Pescato for the table.
14:30And Electra's in the ring.
14:32She can't believe what just happened to Roadkill.
14:37This looks good.
14:39Electra's corner.
14:42Francine wants a piece of her.
14:44Electra wants no point of Francine.
14:47Dawn Marie KOs Francine.
14:49Did she ever get clocked in the head?
14:55Raven again, ending to Francine.
15:00Oh, yeah, that's the right thing, Joey.
15:02Believe me, that is the right thing.
15:07Is it the right thing to leave your tag team partner?
15:11He couldn't have sent Francine to the back?
15:12He's a referee or an EMT.
15:16We were looking around for Raven, and Raven's going to be found.
15:19And Dreamer is trying to shorten the Danaconda.
15:32Spicoli, Dreamer on Dory, that should be all.
15:37Roadkill saves Dory.
15:40Dreamer is all alone with Danny, Dory, and Roadkill.
15:43Great teamwork by Dory and Roadkill as Raven.
15:47I'm sure he'll make it out here when he thinks it's the right thing to do.
15:57Power slam on Dreamer.
16:00They're all friends.
16:02Dreamer kicks out at King Charlie, says senior official John Finnegan.
16:06Dory wants to finish off Dreamer.
16:14He's a good one for the G-shot sweep.
16:18Tommy thinks otherwise.
16:20He's hooked them both.
16:23DDT in a leg sweep.
16:25Dreamer's taking them both off.
16:27It's Rhydo.
16:29Rhydo, check victory, and Steve Torino in.
16:35Pile climb on Tommy and Dreamer.
16:39He's just playing them.
16:41Man, I hope Francine's okay.
16:43And he's doing now, going up top.
16:47And he's dropped over, hook to the leg.
16:51Dory and Roadkill give him a win for the Champions League Tour of the World.
17:09Finnegan gets blocked by Steve Torino.
17:14Keg's victory and Steve Torino
17:16are having their way with Tommy Dreamer.
17:21who was pile-thridden by that monster of a man, Rhydo.
17:25And then hit by Dory and Roadkill.
17:31Tommy's almost a friend.
17:33How much punishment can one man take?
17:35Look at him, like two yellow-haired shorts in the water.
17:43It's Dusty Rhodes.
17:45It's the American Dream.
17:47He's here at the ACW Arena.
17:51The American Dream is behind Jack Victory and Steve Torino.
17:58The Dream is alive and well in South Philly.
18:02The Bionic Elbow on Jack Victory.
18:07Dusty Rhodes is standing tall in the ACW Arena.
18:10The Dream is alive and well in South Philly.
18:13The Bionic Elbow on Jack Victory, Dusty Rhodes is standing tall in the ACW Arena.
18:18It's Rhydo, it's Rhydo, it's Rhydo, and he's taken down to Dream again.
18:33The monster Rhydo on over Dusty Rhodes.
18:37Dreamer trying to protect Dusty, but these three are too much for them.
18:42It's too much for them.
18:43Rhydo's too much for anyone.
18:44It's too much for them.
18:45It's too much for anyone.
18:49Or is he?
18:51We have to get to see the one-on-one matchup between the Sandman and Rhydo.
18:57It's unfinished business.
19:11Rhydo's looking to finish it.
19:12He missed it.
19:13He's trying to go to the Sandman.
19:14He missed.
19:15Sandman did not put Rhydo's up.
19:20He missed it.
19:25Carino and Victory pulling out Rhydo.
19:28But he doesn't wanna be pulled out.
19:31Rhydo wants to fight the Sandman.
19:34ECW! ECW! ECW!
19:37Welcome back to ECW on TNN Tajiri vs. Super Crazy.
19:43The first time these two have met the Mexican Death.
19:48Mexican Death match?
19:49What does that mean?
19:50The loser's gotta drink the water?
19:52Wait, Joe.
19:53I've got one.
19:54How about the loser has to watch 12 consecutive hours of Phil Meskina's movie?
19:59Get that?
20:00How much loser's gotta watch?
20:01One hour of Rocket.
20:03Headlocked by Tajiri.
20:05We've got a Mexican Death match.
20:07We've gotta go to a break.
20:08Don't go away.
20:09Don't go away.
20:16You're watching ECW on TNN and Super Crazy.
20:20Just watch the bottom of Tajiri's boots hit him right in the face.
20:24And there wasn't much the insane Luchador could do about him.
20:27Always an enjoyable fight.
20:29This is a Mexican Death match.
20:32Anything good.
20:33And the level of violence has been elevated.
20:36It's a level of violence we don't normally see.
20:39Unless you're in Mexico City.
20:41Nice, nice guy.
20:42Tajiri and Super Crazy have had a feud running here at ECW for over a year.
20:48But it's been an athletically contested feud primarily.
20:52There is some...
20:53Go!
20:54There is some bad luck there, no doubt.
20:57But a Mexican Death match?
20:59Gonna bring out a whole new level of violence and extreme wrestling from these two
21:05that we've yet to see.
21:12Two chairs isn't enough?
21:14Three chairs lined up in front of Super Crazy's face.
21:24God, no!
21:27Oh, my God!
21:29Three chairs driven into the face of Super Crazy.
21:32Go ahead, Joel, think.
21:33Super Crazy gets beat like a piñata, Joey.
21:36Go ahead.
21:37He's got nothing like that to say.
21:38It actually wasn't funny at all.
21:40He's busted open right now.
21:42That was perhaps one violent thing I've seen since this show started on ENF.
21:48No humor.
21:49I'm not gonna say anything about that.
21:51Super Crazy has been busted open.
21:55And I believe that's the first time we've seen that happen to him.
21:59He's been at ECW almost a year.
22:01And Tajiri, the sadistic Japanese buzzsaw that he is, is far from finished, it would seem.
22:11He's setting up a table, setting up a table inside the ring.
22:18Tajiri stalking him straight.
22:21That turn busted open has thrown around a lot.
22:24But think for a second about what it actually means.
22:28Super Crazy was hit so hard in the skull that his left went open.
22:34And Tajiri showing no signs of relenting.
22:40He is making an example of Super Crazy and Crazy's own Mexican deathbed.
22:47And despite the fact that Crazy will never quit, he will never get up.
22:55He's gotta question how much weight is left in the body of Super Crazy.
23:02What the hell?
23:04Tajiri's trying to decapitate Crazy.
23:08Look at the blood in his eyes.
23:10I don't think he can see those drags coming.
23:13He must be able to hear them.
23:14He's dunking on instinct.
23:16Lucky for Crazy that he did.
23:19Tajiri was looking to finish not only this match, but possibly his career.
23:24Or worse.
23:28I'd love to see Super Crazy get beaten, but I don't want to see anybody get beaten.
23:35Tajiri showing him a vicious streak.
23:40We have not yet seen him.
23:42He's displayed Super Crazy for the cameras for everyone to see.
23:47Crazy now being set on line thrown on that table.
23:53Tajiri picking his shot.
23:56And now the Japanese buzzsaw is ascending the turnbuckle.
24:03He's going for the kill.
24:08He just stomped on the start of a crazy.
24:11And he's not done, he said.
24:13He's not done.
24:22Oh, my God.
24:25He's not done.
24:31Referee Mike Keener, whether he likes it or not, has no authority to snap this matchup.
24:38A Mexican deathmatch can only end on a pinfall for a submission.
24:45Referee Mike Keener just like Super Crazy should be afraid to even be in the ring with a snap like Tajiri.
24:52He's mocking Crazy, and there's nothing we can do about it.
25:04If he renders Crazy unconscious and decides not to pin him,
25:09and stay all night speed on his unconscious body, we can't stop him.
25:13Crazy, killed the World Bank Breaker.
25:19It's the moonsault.
25:24Crazy's got to go for the pin, he's got to end this match.
25:27I'm gonna get some medical attention fast.
25:30How much of the adrenaline can he have back?
25:33Kajiri thrown to the outside.
25:38Crazy now melting an offense.
25:40Kajiri thrown over the guardrail, and Crazy going after him.
25:45And Crazy's gonna try to wear down Kajiri by dragging him all over the building.
25:57But isn't Crazy wearing himself down as well?
26:04This is Super Crazy's own kind of fight affecting his death back.
26:10And whether he wins or loses, he's gonna show Kajiri just what kind of a fight he was in for.
26:17And now it's Kajiri who finds himself laid out on a table.
26:22Crazy pounding away, pounding on the chest of Kajiri with all he's got now,
26:27climbing into the bleachers.
26:29He's with the Bleacher Creatures here at the arena.
26:34Moonsault over the bleachers!
26:38Luchadors are known for their high-flying tactics,
26:41but only one is crazy enough to try one from the bleachers this far into a Mexican death match.
26:50Eyes blinded with blood through a table to the concrete floor.
26:56To the concrete floor!
26:59And we wonder aloud if anything could slow down Kajiri,
27:05and that may have been the only thing to take a step off of the Japanese buzzsaw.
27:11Crazy, believe it or not, after taking the hellacious beating he has taken thus far in the Mexican death match,
27:20is in control again!
27:22It's unfathomable!
27:24You are watching ECW on TNN from the world infamous ECW Arena in South Philadelphia,
27:34where a year-long feud between Yoshihiro Tajiri and Super Crazy has escalated to a whole new level of violence.
27:45A Mexican death match!
27:48And after the beating he has taken, and the mocking he has suffered throughout this match-up.
27:54One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine!
28:00The insane Luchador Super Crazy has come alive!
28:05One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine!
28:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine!
28:17Super Crazy pounding his bare knuckles against the forehead of Tajiri,
28:24who now is busted open as well!
28:27Handspring elbow!
28:30But Crazy fires back for the clothesline!
28:34What a war we are witnessing between two great athletes!
28:40Super Crazy!
28:42Super Crazy!
28:45Super Crazy!
28:46Super Crazy!
28:47Super Crazy!
28:48Super crazy!
28:50Super crazy!
28:52Super crazy!
28:53Super crazy!
28:54Super crazy!
28:55Super crazy!
28:56Super crazy!
28:57Super crazy!
28:58Super crazy!
28:59Crazy lifting up the lip body of Tajiri looking to finish him off!
29:02Crazy pointed his head like he has an idea, but all of his ideas were Crazy.
29:08E just crushed Tajiri on the top floor.
29:10Springboard!
29:12Spinning heel kick to the back of the head, good night Tajiri.
29:19Tajiri somehow manages to kick out.
29:28This has degenerated into a battle of attrition.
29:32Pair of Chops.
29:44Out of nowhere, there's the Tarantula. Tajiri locked on the Tarantula.
29:52Reggie never saw it coming, nobody does.
29:56Tajiri goes low, German Suplex bridge.
30:00Crazy escape.
30:04A German Suplex isn't gonna do it.
30:07It's not gonna cause a pitfall.
30:09Not in this match where we've seen somebody get moonsaulted through a table onto a concrete floor.
30:14I don't know what's gonna cause a pitfall.
30:17Somebody's gonna have to be knocked out and they're lip-cladding covered for the three.
30:22Brain buster attempt.
30:24Crazy now going behind.
30:26Tries a German Suplex on his own.
30:28And Tajiri just sits crazy head over heels.
30:33And again plays both moonsaults this time in the chest.
30:37Crazy over the corner.
30:40Acai moonsault.
30:45Not to be outdone.
30:47Tajiri with blood running into his eyes.
30:52Tries an Acai moonsault again, Joel.
30:55Over concrete here at the ECW Arena.
30:59And what about crazy, Joey?
31:01Do you think his head hit the concrete?
31:03Or do you think he was lucky enough, lucky enough to have it only hit the back of a steel chair?
31:10There's no way to win in that situation.
31:13And Tajiri knows it.
31:14He senses that he's got crazy feet.
31:17He is sliding a table into the ring.
31:19He's looking to finish on the insane luchador and defeat him in his own Mexican death match here on TNN for the world to see.
31:29A table now being set up on the second rope, the corner.
31:36But Tajiri took too long.
31:38Missile Dropkick.
31:39Tajiri wisely rolls to the outside where he cannot be pinned.
31:44But Tajiri and Crazy looking underneath the ring now, both of them.
31:51Crazy's got a table.
31:54Super Crazy slides a second table into the ring.
32:03Looks like both Tajiri and Crazy are looking for the knockdown punt.
32:12Tajiri, that's the ring wrench.
32:17What a kick!
32:22Oh, God!
32:27Tajiri just tried to maim Super Crazy.
32:33Crazy ducked the kick, he went low.
32:36Tajiri escaped.
32:38The green miss!
32:39The green miss!
32:40The green miss!
32:41The green miss!
32:42Here comes Tajiri!
32:44Through the table!
32:45Crazy win!
32:46Crazy win!
32:47Crazy win!
32:48No winner!
32:49Super Crazy has won the Mexican death match!
32:50You're long, you're long.
32:51We are interrupting this commercial break because the world heavyweight champion Mike Austin is in the ring!
32:55I'm sure each and every one of you people seen me kick Spike Dudley's ass on pay-per-view last week!
33:22As a matter of fact, I'm sure y'all seen me knock Spike Dudley's girl for his teeth right down her throat!
33:37Oh!
33:38Hey, , Paul.
33:39Hey!
33:40Hey, , Paul.
33:40Hey, .
33:45Hey, Paul!
33:52Shut up!
33:59I am the most awesome athlete in sports today!
34:10I am the most awesome wrestler in this business today!
34:22RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! RBG! I hold the ECW heavyweight title,
34:43which just so happens to be the only title that matters in wrestling today!
34:52in fact, that must make me the whole show!
35:05I'm in wrestling with the biggest death of the new one in wrestling series.
35:08In wrestling!
35:10K-L-L-R-B-D-D-R-F-S-A-R-F-S-T-S-T-A-R!
35:17Band-R-F-S-T-A!
35:18F-L-R-F-S-T-A-R-F-H-S-T-A-R-F-S-A-R-F-S-T!
35:20Whether he meant to or not, the ECW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Lawson just called out the ECW World Television Champion, Rob Landon.
35:45And here he comes, Mr. Pay-Per-View.
35:50And here he comes, Mr. Pay-Per-View.
36:20Listen to what you're saying, big man.
36:33Because you're confusing my fans with that nonsense.
36:39You're a big mother...
36:41A great champion, no doubt about it.
36:47But no matter how awesome your ass-kickings are, you're still just part of the show.
36:55Me?
36:55I'm Rob Van Phelm.
37:01The whole show.
37:04Rob Van Damme, I'm looking at you, and I see a beauty little-ass-ass television title.
37:09Around your waist.
37:21Rob Van Damme, I'm looking at you, and I see a beauty little-ass-ass television title around your waist.
37:35I am the heavyweight champ of the world.
37:42In fact, here's my f***ing belt.
37:46Why don't you try to come and take it away from me, Rob Van Damme?
37:50The challenge has been issued.
37:58R-E-D, R-E-D, R-E-D, R-E-D, R-E-D, R-E-D, R-E-D, R-E-D.
38:10You know, Mike Awesome, I bet it's about 4.20 right now.
38:19I got some time to burn.
38:22Let's do this right f***ing now.
38:28Challenge accepted.
38:30Here we go.
38:40Challenge accepted.
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39:09Challenge accepted.
39:10Hey, you guys and your three-way dance.
39:16I'm willing to take both you assholes on right now.
39:24Mike Awesome has challenged both Rob Van Dam and Sabu.
39:29Either he's out of his mind, or he's the most ugly champion the world has ever seen.
39:35Sabu, Sabu, Sabu, Sabu, Sabu, Sabu, Sabu, Sabu.
39:42It looks like Rob Van Dam in Sabu versus Mike Austin right here, right now.
39:47No, Sabu just knocked Van Dam court.
39:54Austin bomb on the steel chair.
39:58El Verso shoved out of the way by Sabu.
40:05Van Dam's dance.
40:10Triple jump moonsault, Sabu landed the knee.
40:14Again, Alfonso shoved out of the way.
40:23Arabian face buster on the world television chip.
40:28Right hand, Sabu just knocked Alfonso cold.
40:32Judge Jeff Jones setting up Alfonso on the table.
40:39Sabu takes out former manager, Bill Alfonso.
40:47Little Spike Dudley, the giant killer, attacks Mike Awesome.
40:51But Sabu nails him from behind.
40:54My God, run off the ball.
41:01The judge just slid at a table.
41:11Mike Awesome and Sabu working together.
41:17Nearly two years, Rob Van Dam has been the world television champion.
41:27And that has made him the most sports fan in professional wrestling.
41:33And if you're the prey, you don't want Mike Awesome to be your predator.
41:39The world heavyweight champion Mike Awesome and Sabu have destroyed Rob Van Dam.
41:57golf heroes young players and exercises in decreases.
42:02Andrew Alfonso.
42:07Get outta here and survive last week.
42:09Fader will win in the best championship class.
42:16John and Sabu.
42:17Yeah, men are like percio.
42:18The pig.
42:19Rocket guy hives life along the way Manuel Brittany.
42:22Yeah, it is good for that.
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