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00:00:00You
00:00:45We are just 72 hours away, three days from the King of the Ring, live this Sunday on Pay-Per
00:00:54-View.
00:00:55Welcome to the sold-out pyramid in Memphis, 18,345 people, standing room only, have jammed this joint for SmackDown.
00:01:11Here we go, Michael.
00:01:15Take it off SmackDown with the World Wrestling Federation Champion Triple H, his wife Stephanie, Vince McMahon, and Shane McMahon.
00:01:26This is what that 18,339 people have come to see, the McMahon.
00:01:31What a two hours we have in store for you tonight, King, including major announcements regarding the King of the
00:01:37Ring Spectacular, right here tonight in Memphis.
00:01:41We're going to check out, check out Mr. McMahon, he looks like he's in a little bit better mood, he
00:01:45got that swagger back.
00:01:48Ladies and gentlemen, taking their way away from McMahon, hopefully Fiction.
00:01:53And King of Sunday on Pay-Per-View for the first time ever, the World Wrestling Federation Championship will be
00:02:00defended in a six-man tag team match-up.
00:02:03Triple H, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon against Kane, The Rock, and The Undertaker.
00:02:09Yeah, thanks to, well, as Vince calls his wife that meddles some goody two-shoes, Linda McMahon.
00:02:17You know, Vince is really not, he's not been exactly right since he read that fact that's Monday night that's
00:02:22in the city.
00:02:23Well, King, I'll tell you what the faction is saying if The Undertaker's Kane and Rock can't work together with
00:02:28the World Wrestling Federation title on the line.
00:02:30But based on what we saw when Raw went off the air this past Monday night, I have a feeling
00:02:36there may be some problems with unity within the faction itself.
00:02:40You don't worry about the faction, Michael Cole.
00:02:43Linda McMahon telling a sliver Triple H, wait until SmackDown, and what in the world could Mr. McMahon, the evil
00:02:51genius, have planned here for us tonight?
00:02:53I don't know, but if Linda McMahon would keep her nose out of the faction's business, everything would be okay.
00:03:02Some tension perhaps between Triple H and his father-in-law, Mr. McMahon.
00:03:07What are you talking about? Quit trying to stir trouble.
00:03:10You saw what happened on Raw Monday with your own eyes, King.
00:03:14You know, Vince, as much as I disagree with your decision to put the World Wrestling Federation Championship on the
00:03:22line this Sunday at King of the Ring,
00:03:29I will reluctantly agree to it, even though just the thought of Kane...
00:03:41Uh-oh.
00:03:44Michael, you know Memphis is my hometown. I hope these people don't embarrass me tonight.
00:03:47Over 18,000 on their feet.
00:03:50Where do they learn this language?
00:03:53Just the thought of Kane, Undertaker, and especially The Rock.
00:04:05Being able to become the World Wrestling Federation champion by pinning either Shane or you, Dad, makes me want to
00:04:16puke.
00:04:17You know, that's not fair.
00:04:19Linda McMahon's the blame for this. It's just not right, Michael.
00:04:22Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party!
00:04:29But you see, the fact of the matter is, the chance of any one of those three becoming the World
00:04:35Wrestling Federation champion,
00:04:38it's remote at best.
00:04:42because quite frankly all three want to be world wrestling federation champion
00:04:48and their egos won't allow one to win at the expense of the other two got that right michael
00:04:57i have to agree with you see it's quite simple if rock were able to get one of us in
00:05:05a compromising
00:05:06position to where he was able to get a cover the undertaker would pull the rock off before the
00:05:13referee would even get the count to two absolutely because undertaker wants more than anything to
00:05:19become world wrestling federation champion as does kane you see all three of them want more than
00:05:30anything to become what i am and that is the world wrestling federation champion
00:05:36there he makes a valid point king a very valid point i thought defense was a genius
00:05:45so then at king of the ring even though in our six-man match the world wrestling federation
00:05:54championship is on the line i have all the confidence in the world in us
00:06:01oh please now they're listen to what these people are calling stephanie
00:06:06these people must have moved here from mississippi you see because i have trust in shane and i have
00:06:12trust in you and you have trust in me which is something the others do not have is trust
00:06:22trust and there will be one thing when the king of the ring is done that you can trust in
00:06:30you all can trust in the fact that when it is over i will still be the game
00:06:40trust them and i will still be the world wrestling federation champion
00:06:49trust in the game that's all you have to do michael
00:06:52he won't let you down because this right here is the most important thing in my life
00:07:10the most important thing in one's life should not necessarily be a wwf championship the most
00:07:24important thing in life is not necessarily money the most important thing in life is not even
00:07:30necessarily health or happiness what no the single most important thing in life is family more than
00:07:43money family
00:07:48you see because if you have family then chances are you have an abundance of those other qualities
00:07:56and let's face it for years i have instilled upon my offspring
00:08:04a set of rigid wholesome family values please
00:08:12yeah you said he was husband of the year last week it hasn't been easy
00:08:18it has cost me indeed a great deal of hardship and sacrifice to instill these family values
00:08:25yet nonetheless i did what i had to do made great sacrifice and as the patriarch of the mcmahon family
00:08:33sometimes i would have to rule with
00:08:38and iron will sometimes a gentle hand always
00:08:47with the capacity of generosity and sensitivity that few of you could ever fathom
00:08:56generosity and sensitivity you fathom that michael okay you're buying this
00:09:01but notwithstanding these attributes these family values let me leave you with this thought and that is
00:09:08that the most important family value in terms of attributes is one of love that's very very important love
00:09:23what is he getting at you see when you stand in my shoes one must love a meddlesome shrew-like
00:09:31wife
00:09:32oh enough to forgive her yeah there's your husband of the year shrew-like one must love
00:09:39a non-respectful son-in-law enough to forgive him
00:09:53not a forgiveness indeed if you have the capacity of love as i do then you must put forward before
00:09:59your
00:10:00offsprings challenges challenges that they would never attempt to reach mountains they would never
00:10:07attempt to climb yes rivers they would never attempt to cross i'm inspired i'm sick always with supreme
00:10:17confidence in my heart that they will succeed what a statesman and that's why here tonight in memphis
00:10:25tennessee that's why here tonight there will be indeed a challenge
00:10:32uh-oh a challenge that will prove our superiority even on the eve of the king of the ring
00:10:41he's got a dream because tonight here in this very ring uh-oh tonight shane mcmahon
00:10:51will see action triple h will see action what yours truly vince mcmahon will see action
00:11:00what is going on collectively the three of us will compete in a six-man tag team match here
00:11:09against against against kane what against the undertaker the undertaker the undertaker what's
00:11:16it doing and against that damn rock what is mcmahon doing he's francy linda mcmahon bends you in it
00:11:25triple h is living i'm playing linda mcmahon for this shane mcmahon taking a hike she is finally that
00:11:31meddles from shrew linda mcmahon has finally puts vince over the edge shane has heard it's
00:11:35stated up he says he's out of here what the where do you think you're going don't make me have
00:11:42to
00:11:42take on all three of those by myself here tonight vince has lost it look what linda's done to vince
00:11:48triple h and stephanie leaving as well vince will take them all on by himself
00:11:53oh king the faction's splintering the faction can't afford this just three days away from king of the
00:11:59ring what is this thinking let's look like you've done mr mcmahon is francy hey what the world has
00:12:11got into him it's linda it's linda mcmahon pushed him over the edge i told you the fact that he's
00:12:17gonna
00:12:17have problems with unity i called you king what are we gonna do
00:12:23chris strata's the one with p and a guess what king what chris is in action tonight
00:12:28it's chris in p and a she's wrestling in her gender tag team matchup against linda
00:12:35matchup against the hardy boys that's next on smackdown
00:12:45let's go
00:12:48out of here
00:12:49no way shane what shane wait hey hey hey i'm out of here no wait no wait no wait you're
00:12:55not leaving
00:12:55me to do this by myself i'm not doing this again there's no way i'm doing it i'm doing it
00:12:59this
00:12:59sunday absolutely not well you're not leaving me to do it by myself well you can handle this on your
00:13:03own you and bench could do it it's his idea no no no no no if i'm doing it you're
00:13:08doing i'm not
00:13:08doing it you're doing it come on man this is i'm doing it i don't feel like taking i'm taking
00:13:12i
00:13:12don't feel like neither do i but we're doing it well the faction gets from the king trying to stay
00:13:18together in the wake of the big preview of the king of the ring main event later on here tonight
00:13:23i wonder what www.com is saying about this situation speaking of .com www.com relaunches on monday
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00:14:24for the first time ever king this stratus is going to compete in a wrestling match and it all happened
00:14:31really last thursday between lita and trish stroud it's first to slam by lita and check out lita off
00:14:37the top rope they dropped the trash so tna and trish to take on lita and the hardys and it's
00:14:44coming
00:14:44sunday on pay-per-view at king of the ring it'll be a 14 elimination tag title match too cool
00:14:50against
00:14:50edge and christian tna in the hardys trish i'm here if you need me and trish and lita a little
00:14:59bit of
00:14:59trash talking going on and lita with a shot to the face of trish and here we go lead in
00:15:05pursuit of
00:15:05trish outside the ring and test and albert knocking down the hardy boys inside the round
00:15:10i want to tell you something this is not really fair because lita's a trained wrestler and trish is not
00:15:15so that's just it's not really fair look at this and look at test handful of lita's hair and lita
00:15:19slapped
00:15:20test hardy boy double team told you that lita with a train round and test is in trouble
00:15:25albert into the ring double team again by the hardy boys
00:15:30chef tag team action personified and check out the high flyer gift hardy
00:15:37and tested from the other side the boot to the stomach and albert with a boot to the face of
00:15:42matt hardy wow okay lita and trish had their problems right here last week on smackdown trish got involved
00:15:48in a hardy boy matchup lita hardy boy loyalists came to their aid and delivered that leg drop we saw
00:15:54to
00:15:55trish so that's what lita is a hardy boy loyalist well you know the hardy boy i thought she was
00:15:59a
00:15:59hardy groupie well the hardy boys helped her out a few weeks ago lita returning the favor and now in
00:16:03this later gender tag team matchup and trish into the ring for the first time
00:16:09and a slap to the face of the fallen jeff hardy
00:16:11get out of there lita and trish from behind that can lead off the apron she is a witch king
00:16:21plain and simple what do you mean a witch she's gutsy i like that in her gutsy that's why she
00:16:25ran
00:16:25away and tagged it out albert here's the double team by tna jeff hardy off the ropes and look at
00:16:32the
00:16:32strength for these two monsters i think we ought to play a game with jeff's hair okay when it comes
00:16:37to power and
00:16:38strength you have to give the edge to tna in the four team elimination tag team title match at king
00:16:43of the ring sunday i said i think we ought to play a game with jeff's hair and what would
00:16:48that be king
00:16:48i'm begging you it would you're begging me it would be called find the real root color what's that with
00:16:54his hair albert kicked to the midsection i'm wondering if you can relate to that last comment you
00:17:00made king and here comes out with 350 across the ring nobody home jeff hardy moved out of the way
00:17:07and the hardy boys jeff hardy desperately needs to make a tag and here comes matt
00:17:12i've just thought of that you're not oh surely you're not going to talk about somebody's hair
00:17:15or you might look at this matt hardy right hands to test dropping tests to an e
00:17:20six-person tag team match matt whipped into the corner here's testing a follow-up but a kick to the
00:17:24face by
00:17:25matt hardy look at matt hardy with a code line on the top rope hardy boys want to be tag
00:17:31team
00:17:31champions building momentum and there's matt hardy dropping the big neck breaker on test
00:17:38get hardy into the corner now oh look at this
00:17:45what a tornado ddt by matt hardy and albert's in trouble and the hardy boys are cooking building
00:17:51momentum
00:17:57a somersault ploncho now wait a minute trish from behind
00:18:01the witch has matt hardy and he has fresh
00:18:05and he's leaning from the trish to the back look at that tattooed pussy and matt hardy takes advantage
00:18:11the twist of faith that could do it
00:18:20what is she and what are they doing here oh no he's not going to do this
00:18:28jeff hardy top rope i always wanted to be test
00:18:33into trish into test cover by matt wait a minute what this and albert breaks up the three count
00:18:41what action it's going to be like this suddenly on paper you in that four team elimination tag title
00:18:46match and kick off oh look at this now leader left alone in the ring with trish oh no
00:18:54albert outside the ring with the hardy boys along with teth what's leader doing i don't know i think
00:18:58that's what's going to be like that's what's going to be like
00:19:05no referee in the ring get her albert and look at albert oh no oh no
00:19:14and albert is pulling trish over lita
00:19:21and there's the cover and this is a shame the hardy boys and lita had this matchup won
00:19:27look at this oh that's a cheap shot right there lita had it won but check out the power
00:19:38five ten by albert wow and trish with enough strength to fall across for the victory boy
00:19:45that's big to get a victory in your first ever match that's like hitting a home run your first
00:19:49time at that well pat patterson really got a victory in his first hardcore match stabbing
00:19:54his friend gerald frisco in the back on raw can you imagine crash who is the hardcore champion
00:19:58becoming the king of the ring that would be like a dream come true that little guy
00:20:03patterson and frisco what's frisco trying to hide what's that referee here
00:20:09oh no brisco with a two-by-four brisco patterson just calls hardcore holly
00:20:15perhaps a king of the ring opportunity and from from behind comes pat patterson wait a minute
00:20:21what are you doing brisco just what the hell is another referee
00:20:25that's a different referee and both the hollies just got screwed i cannot believe this we've got
00:20:30a new hardcore champion my boys i'm so proud of you my boys do you love me do you love
00:20:36me
00:21:06tell me you love me
00:21:06it wasn't it hey there's where are you patterson there's brisco kid oh he's still hot
00:21:14patterson patterson you in there we've been looking for patterson since it's funny if it
00:21:18takes me all night you might be able to steal my hardcore and i'm gonna find you boy patterson
00:21:25patterson you in there come here have you seen patterson around here haven't seen him in a couple
00:21:30hours yeah that's what everybody's saying i'll tell you what if you see him you tell him i'm gonna
00:21:34scout that no good frenchman patterson where are you patterson brisco's on the war
00:21:49have
00:21:52okay we started with 32 wwf superstars with the elite eight remaining who will be
00:21:58here we're in sunday on pay-per-view check it out for gg's going to get spinball hey we're gonna
00:22:04go
00:22:04against each other tonight for the intercontinental title yeah that's a game that's just jerry's waving
00:22:10at me hey killer what's up also balbine and teddy guerrero is going to be a great matchup this
00:22:15sunday live on pay-per-view who will be crowned the king of the ring you think you know me
00:22:21i can't believe
00:22:26oh no stop the pain
00:22:30hey wait a minute we got we got jerry lewis and out here's elvis
00:22:36it's actually crescent and edge it's not elvis but you can't tell you this the big show
00:22:41is recuperating following jay mcmahon's attack we'll be on the tony o'brien show
00:22:46look at elvis are you listening to me big show's gonna be on tony o'brien later on tonight elvis
00:22:51has
00:22:52got boogers crack
00:22:55so christmas set for one-on-one action but uh
00:22:59i don't know what they're trying to accomplish here
00:23:01well let me tell you baby thank you very much it's elvis
00:23:05i knew elvis was still with us
00:23:10greetings to all of our fans in memphis
00:23:15now as we all know there were two types of elvises there was fat elvis
00:23:24and really fat elvis
00:23:29but you know the sad thing is none of us will ever get the chance to find out how fat
00:23:34elvis really
00:23:35would have been because he ended up just like this town dead
00:23:45but the good news is for the benefit of those with flash photography
00:23:51great we offer a brand new pose for five seconds only and we call this one
00:23:57a hunk a hunk a hunk of edge and christian no a hunk a hunk get your cameras take quick
00:24:02look at this
00:24:03you may never get another opportunity like that for 20 years thank you thank you very much i knew it
00:24:09he goes to her jackass
00:24:10he's playing it simple
00:24:12even jerry lee was taking the picture
00:24:23so christian and set to go one-on-one
00:24:26with grandmaster set day here tonight in memphis
00:24:31the
00:24:32one-on-one
00:24:35company
00:24:36by scotty
00:24:37to
00:24:37honey
00:24:38he weighs in at 238 pounds
00:24:41one-half of the world wrestling federation tag team
00:24:45Here it is, Greg Fischer-Sukte!
00:24:49And that's the next day!
00:24:51The two crew with the fifth of tag team titles Sunday on Pay-Per-View
00:24:55in a four-team elimination matchup against Deja Christian, TNA, and the Hardy Boys,
00:25:00and that will be a tremendous matchup.
00:25:05A great ovation for Grandmaster Sexte.
00:25:08Here it is home of Memphis, 18,345 on their feet!
00:25:14And, King, I'll tell you what, big news in Memphis!
00:25:17The press conference yesterday announcing that Memphis will have a team in the XFL,
00:25:22and that team will play in the Liberty Bowl!
00:25:26So Grandmaster Sexte set to go one-on-one with Christian,
00:25:28and I was really hoping we were going to see Christian battle in this matchup in that Elvis costume.
00:25:35That would have been a treat.
00:25:37Well, at least Edge is going to stay out there as fatter Elvis.
00:25:40You mentioned later on tonight, King, Intercontinental title will be on the line.
00:25:44Chris Benoit takes on Rikishi.
00:25:47Should be a great matchup.
00:25:48Also, Devon Dudley goes one-on-one with the Road Dog
00:25:51on the eve of their handicap dumpster table matchup at King of the Ring.
00:25:55That could get ugly.
00:25:56You know, well, Devon, he's not 100% after that dumpster ride he took.
00:26:01Oh, look at this.
00:26:02Of course not.
00:26:02How could he be?
00:26:03And Christian up.
00:26:04Ooh, what a knockdown.
00:26:05By Christian on Grandmaster Sexte.
00:26:07I'm talking about Devon is physically not 100%.
00:26:10You know he's never been mentally 100%.
00:26:12And Grandmaster went to the corner by Christian.
00:26:14It was too cool.
00:26:15He won the tag team titles for Magic Christian a few weeks ago.
00:26:19Defending those titles at the King of the Ring.
00:26:22Sunday, what a running full dog.
00:26:23By Grandmaster Sexte.
00:26:25Grandmaster in control of Christian.
00:26:27Little juking and jiving on the second rope.
00:26:29Brings the crowd to its feet.
00:26:31And Grandmaster with a thistle truck kick from the second rope.
00:26:34And Christian going to take a little rest.
00:26:38Hey, look at this.
00:26:40Did Grandmaster watch you compete when he was growing up again?
00:26:43Uh-oh, look, check it out.
00:26:44Just say no to crack.
00:26:46And Elvis outside the ring.
00:26:47I mean, Edge outside the ring.
00:26:49Helping his buddy Christian back up to the apron.
00:26:53What a kick to the midsection by Grandmaster Sexte.
00:26:57And look at this.
00:26:58Oh, man.
00:26:59Christian countered an edge with a kick to the midsection.
00:27:02Oh, Grandmaster Sexte.
00:27:03And there's that Tornado DDT outside the ring by Christian.
00:27:07Well, Grandmaster was just about to power by Christian right onto the floor.
00:27:10But thanks to Elvis.
00:27:13That's Edge.
00:27:14Edgevis.
00:27:15Edgevis.
00:27:17And Grandmaster Sexte held back to the apron.
00:27:21You hear referee Timmy White admonishing Scotty Juhadi.
00:27:24And this allows the double team.
00:27:25By Edge and Christian Grandmaster face first.
00:27:28I really hope that Vince McMahon is watching this and seeing the Edge out here as Elvis.
00:27:33Maybe that'll put a smile on Vince's face.
00:27:35Lord knows Vince needs some happiness in his life.
00:27:37Yeah, whatever got into Mr. McMahon tonight, we're going to see a little preview of the main event of King
00:27:41of the Ring.
00:27:42It's going to be Vince, Shane, and Triple H against Rock, The Undertaker, and Kane right here tonight on SmackDown.
00:27:48Look at what got into Vince.
00:27:49It's Linda, his meddlesome shrew of a wife.
00:27:52I mean, she questioned the sight of his grapefruit.
00:27:55She's not a meddlesome shrew of a wife.
00:27:58Vince said it himself.
00:27:59Linda's one of the main reasons his company's so successful.
00:28:01She works her butt off.
00:28:02Can't you know that?
00:28:03And she just did not believe the faction was going about things fairly here in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:28:07You know that.
00:28:08You know a woman's place is in the home.
00:28:10And if Linda doesn't believe a woman's place is in the home, Vince ought to evict her.
00:28:13Hey, Christian.
00:28:15Listen to the arm.
00:28:15I'm like, Grandmaster Sexte signed Russian Light Sweep.
00:28:17Hey, Christian, first cover of the matchup, hooks the leg.
00:28:20There's two.
00:28:21Grandmaster kicks out before the count of three.
00:28:23The only good thing about that six-man tag, at least the WWF title will not be on the line
00:28:26tonight.
00:28:27That'll only be at King of the Ring.
00:28:29Yeah, Rock, Undertaker, or Kane on pay-per-view.
00:28:31Whoever takes the fall, if one of those three men takes the fall, and that six-man tag team matchup
00:28:36will become WWF champion.
00:28:39Now, Christian mocking Grandmaster Sexte.
00:28:42These guys are masters at impersonations.
00:28:45First they do Elvis, now they're doing Grandmaster Sexte.
00:28:47Kick to the face by Grandmaster.
00:28:49Locks the right hand, and here comes Grandmaster Sexte.
00:28:55Christian off the ropes.
00:28:56Look at this corner.
00:28:57It's over to the back of the head by Grandmaster Christians in La La Land.
00:29:03What a close line.
00:29:07Grandmaster, I thought he was going to try to tag out.
00:29:09Oh, no, but he holds.
00:29:10He should have tagged out.
00:29:11And Grandmaster Sexte onto the second rope into the turnbuckle, and Christian looks to gain
00:29:16the advantage.
00:29:19Also tonight, European title will be on the line.
00:29:21King Eddie Guerrero in action.
00:29:22Him and Mamacita have made up after their little problem on Raw Monday night.
00:29:26It's puppy love now for Mamacita.
00:29:29And Grandmaster counters with the right hand to Christian.
00:29:31High-riff top rope, Christian.
00:29:33Drop center of the ring.
00:29:34Oh, man.
00:29:36Grandmaster Sexte top ropes.
00:29:37Look out.
00:29:39Grandmaster.
00:29:39Oh, no.
00:29:40It's cut.
00:29:41Drop.
00:29:41It matters.
00:29:42Across the forehead of Christian.
00:29:44Hey, look at Elvis.
00:29:45I mean, Edgness.
00:29:46Edgness has the ring bell.
00:29:47But Scottie, too hot.
00:29:49He counters.
00:29:50Scottie, you can't treat Elvis like that.
00:29:52You've suffered enough.
00:29:55And Grandmaster back into the ring.
00:29:57Edg with a spear.
00:29:58Elvis.
00:29:59A spear by Edgness.
00:30:03Grandmaster's out.
00:30:04Christian with the cover.
00:30:06Wait a minute.
00:30:06Scottie ring bell back in the head.
00:30:08What?
00:30:09Rolls Grandmaster over Christian.
00:30:11Elvis, turn around.
00:30:13He has no idea what's going on.
00:30:14Grandmaster, it's up the win.
00:30:16Edgness.
00:30:18Elvis, turn around.
00:30:20The grandmaster Sexte.
00:30:23I can't believe it.
00:30:25Edgness, a big win for Grandmaster Sexte in his hometown of Memphis.
00:30:30Will Too Cool be successful with the tag titles on the line?
00:30:34Sunday on pay-per-view at King of the Rings.
00:30:38I'm down.
00:30:44Hi, Big D.
00:30:46I have a little proposition for you.
00:30:49So that's what you ladies call it.
00:30:51Yeah, you know, as of late, you've kind of been given the title of a lady killer.
00:30:55And that's just what I want you to do.
00:30:57Keep talking.
00:30:58Keep robbing.
00:31:00Um, I'm going to challenge my dear, sweet, loving friend, the cat, to a mixed tag later on.
00:31:07And, uh, I thought you might want to join the party.
00:31:10Terry, Terry, you can plainly see I'm a little busy right now.
00:31:16Well then, if you don't want to watch my bath, I guess you'd miss out.
00:31:32And now, the WWF Rewind, brought to you by the Lorillard Tobacco Company's Youth Smoking Prevention Program.
00:31:41You better think of me with your opponent.
00:31:43Don't underestimate me.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:45Hey, he's trying to make up.
00:31:47Hey, look, oh, wait.
00:31:48Guerrero, inside cradle.
00:31:49What?
00:31:49I think Mama C just had her feelings hurt.
00:31:51She's pouting.
00:31:52Please forgive me.
00:31:53I didn't even have to forgive me.
00:31:58Open up, open up, open up.
00:32:01Open up.
00:32:05Patterson.
00:32:07I can't believe I trusted him.
00:32:10I can't believe.
00:32:12Patterson.
00:32:15Patterson, I know you're in here somewhere.
00:32:17Where are you?
00:32:18I'd like to know how he figures this make sense.
00:32:21Kane, Taker, and Rock versus the three of us.
00:32:24What is he doing, Shane?
00:32:26Family values.
00:32:26What the hell is he talking to?
00:32:27He wants his mind.
00:32:28Yeah, you're the one who drives me back in here.
00:32:30I don't feel like taking these guys on either.
00:32:31But, you know, I'm thinking to myself, Vinnie Mac has to have a plan.
00:32:35He's got to have a plan.
00:32:36He has to have a plan.
00:32:37You know, his plans have been great lately.
00:32:39At least I hope he has a plan.
00:32:42Mama C.
00:32:42Is Shane convinced that Mr. McMahon has a plan?
00:32:45I think he's just trying to convince himself.
00:32:46Of course he's got a plan.
00:32:48Shane's right.
00:32:49But even if it's just as simple as Vince is trying to set goals,
00:32:53for his children, he's trying to give them rivers across.
00:32:56Mountain Stacon, you heard Vince say that?
00:32:58Well, it's Mount Everest tonight.
00:33:00Hey, Chyna's smiling again, King.
00:33:02I love to see a smile on her face.
00:33:06We just saw how Eddie Guerrero defeated Chyna
00:33:09in the King of the Ring matchup on Raw Monday night.
00:33:11And to pick up, he presented Chyna with a puppy.
00:33:14How cute.
00:33:16The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:33:20And it is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship.
00:33:26Making his way very big, accompanied by the ninth winner of the world, China.
00:33:30From El Paso, Texas.
00:33:32Weighing in at 205 pounds.
00:33:34He is the World Wrestling Federation European Champion,
00:33:40Eddie Guerrero.
00:33:41Let's do it.
00:33:42He's the first of two title defenses here tonight on SmackDown.
00:33:46Chris Benoit defends the Intercontinental title.
00:33:48A little bit later on against Rikishi.
00:33:55And the challenger from Cobb County, Georgia.
00:33:59Weighing in at 305 pounds.
00:34:02The Big Bossman.
00:34:04Oh, boy.
00:34:05We saw the Big Bossman King in action.
00:34:07At least for a little bit of time on Raw this past Monday night.
00:34:11Teaming with his buddy, well, his former buddy, I guess,
00:34:14Bullview Cannon in that handicap match against The Undertaker.
00:34:17Yeah, that's a unique relationship, to say the least.
00:34:19One day these guys are partners,
00:34:21the next day they're at each other's throats.
00:34:23And now one thing, I'm glad China didn't bring a little puppy out here.
00:34:26The Bossman around.
00:34:28Yeah, you recall what he did?
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:31Cover steak.
00:34:32Big Bossman's getting to go one-on-one with the European Champion,
00:34:35Eddie Guerrero.
00:34:36European titles on the line Sunday on Pay-Per-View King.
00:34:39Eddie Guerrero beats Val Venis in the Elite Eight of the King of the Ring Tournament.
00:34:44The winner of that matchup will take on the winner of Chris Benoit versus Rikishi.
00:34:48Big Bossman just shoving Eddie Guerrero into China.
00:34:51And Bossman is starting out like a house of fire.
00:34:55Amazita, are you okay?
00:34:56Yeah, look out, Big Bossman.
00:34:57Big right hand around the neck of Eddie Guerrero.
00:35:00And Bossman, oh man, with authority.
00:35:04You gotta admit, Bossman will make a great European Champion
00:35:07and travel all over Europe and teach those idiots some respect.
00:35:10Oh!
00:35:11And a right hand from Bossman to the chin of Eddie Guerrero
00:35:14as Eddie Guerrero, the European Champion, tries to battle back.
00:35:18Bossman more powerful, bigger than Eddie Guerrero.
00:35:20Guerrero a high flyer.
00:35:21But Big Bossman extremely aggressive in the early going of this matchup.
00:35:26Bossman is always extremely aggressive.
00:35:28You know, King, you were talking about Mr. McMahon and his challenges for his son-in-law.
00:35:32And his son Shane, his son-in-law Triple H.
00:35:36His Bossman, baseball slide, right hand to Eddie Guerrero.
00:35:40And now, Bossman with his eyes on Mamacita.
00:35:45Mamacita didn't back up an inch either, didn't she?
00:35:48Boom!
00:35:48Eddie Guerrero's shoulder to the gut of Bossman.
00:35:51And Eddie, over the top, right in front of us, knocking the Big Bossman down.
00:35:54Oh my gosh!
00:35:56And Eddie Guerrero, right hand to Bossman, who counters.
00:36:01Uh-oh, watch it go!
00:36:03Oh, man!
00:36:04Into the apron, knee first, goes Eddie Guerrero.
00:36:07And Bossman with a sadistic smile on his face.
00:36:11He enjoys the misfortunes of others.
00:36:13Taking it to the European Champion.
00:36:16Again, Eddie Guerrero, Balvinas, beat the Elite Eight at the King of the Ring.
00:36:19Sunday on pay-per-view, who will be crowned King of the Ring?
00:36:23Guerrero off the rope, Big Bossman.
00:36:25Oh, tilt-a-world, backbreaker slam by Bossman to Eddie Guerrero.
00:36:29Michael, you heard Mr. McMahon say that he has confidence in his offspring.
00:36:34Yeah, confidence.
00:36:35Confidence that they'll be victorious tonight.
00:36:37But it was a dropkick by Eddie Guerrero.
00:36:40Eddie Guerrero gonna climb to the top rope.
00:36:44Oh, look at this.
00:36:45Bossman slowly to his feet.
00:36:47And Eddie Guerrero walked right into the sidewalk slam of the Big Bossman.
00:36:51And we could have a new European Champion with China up to the apron.
00:36:55Don't go in there.
00:36:57And China drawing the Big Bossman to the ropes.
00:37:01Oh, and look at China pulling Bossman down from behind.
00:37:04Not only did she have smart, Bossman, now she just had an insult to injury.
00:37:08And China's laughing about it.
00:37:10And a fart off to the face of Bossman.
00:37:13Oh, look out, Bossman still smiling.
00:37:15Hey, you want to play the game?
00:37:17Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:37:21And Bossman with a right-handed China.
00:37:23What the hell is his problem?
00:37:26She's starting to hit it first.
00:37:28Bossman just nailed China.
00:37:30And now it's Val Venis with Bossman's nightstick.
00:37:34And then he's...
00:37:34Val Venis, nightstick to the face, Eddie Guerrero.
00:37:37Val Venis meets Eddie Guerrero at the King of the Rings Sunday.
00:37:41Val Venis just let the Bossman's nightstick meet Eddie Guerrero.
00:37:44And that witch Trish Stratus with Val Venis.
00:37:48Look, I'm glad Trish is all right.
00:37:50She looks like she's okay.
00:37:51Oh, yeah.
00:37:52You aren't worried about China, you're worried about Trish.
00:37:54No, China, are you all right?
00:37:55Bossman cover.
00:37:57We're going to have a new European champion, too.
00:37:59And China breaks up the three-count.
00:38:00What the heck?
00:38:01Championship to the back of Bossman's head.
00:38:04Come on, man.
00:38:05The referee has no choice.
00:38:06The referee has no disqualification, the Big Bossman.
00:38:10Referee Denny Long at no choice but disqualify Eddie Guerrero.
00:38:14The Westlake Federation European champion, Eddie Guerrero.
00:38:19Let's see that.
00:38:20What about that, Michael?
00:38:21I don't think that was fair.
00:38:22Val Venis meets Eddie Guerrero Sunday at the King of the Ring, King.
00:38:26Val Venis with a nightstick to the side of the head of Eddie Guerrero.
00:38:30Those two will collide Sunday on pay-per-view.
00:38:33Here's Jonathan Coachman with Kane.
00:38:36Kane, tonight's title is not on the line.
00:38:38But Sunday at King of the Ring, it will be.
00:38:41And you'll have to compete, essentially, with and against The Rock and, of course, your brother, The Undertaker.
00:38:50Brother or no brother, rock or no rock, the WWF Championship is what I want.
00:39:02And at the King of the Ring, the WWF Championship is what I'll get.
00:39:13Could you put that out, please?
00:39:17What is that?
00:39:19Who hired her?
00:39:21Oh, my God!
00:39:22It's a razor green.
00:39:23Ugh!
00:39:29Um, just wanted to let you know.
00:39:31Yeah?
00:39:31I booked this in a mixed pack.
00:39:33Oh, you did?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:36I have my partner.
00:39:38Good luck finding yours.
00:39:41Trash!
00:39:43Trash?
00:39:45Who's your partner?
00:39:46I'll get a partner.
00:39:47Don't you worry.
00:39:49Trash.
00:39:53I've been a professional for 15 years.
00:39:55For six and a half years.
00:39:56Nine years.
00:39:56It's taken a lifetime of training to do it.
00:39:58Do what I do.
00:39:59Still, I've incurred countless injuries.
00:40:01Stitches.
00:40:01Blumps and bruises.
00:40:02The danger is always there.
00:40:03The danger is always there.
00:40:04The fear is always there.
00:40:06Fear is always there.
00:40:07Don't be a bald head.
00:40:08Don't be a clown.
00:40:08Don't try this at home.
00:40:09Please, don't try this at home.
00:40:12Please, leave the danger to us.
00:40:19SmackDown comes to you from Memphis on a night where we'll get a King of the Ring preview,
00:40:23King.
00:40:24Vince Sheehan and Triple H against Kane, Rock, and The Undertaker.
00:40:29It's going to be huge.
00:40:31Oh, Vince, you've got to blow it down somehow.
00:40:35I can't believe this.
00:40:37This is absolutely incredible.
00:40:38What's so incredible?
00:40:39Look at that.
00:40:40Wow, Kirk.
00:40:41Is that you?
00:40:42Yes, it is.
00:40:43I mean, I've been on the cover of Sports Illustrated, Newsweek Magazine, Time Magazine, USA Today,
00:40:49but I finally made my lifelong dream come true by being on the cover of the WWF Magazine.
00:40:55Check this out.
00:40:57You look so handsome.
00:40:59Well, thank you.
00:41:00It's an incredible likeness.
00:41:02I know.
00:41:03You know what, Kirk?
00:41:04Seeing as this is your first King of the Ring tournament and all, I just wanted to wish you luck.
00:41:08Well, thank you, Stephanie.
00:41:09And I can't wait to win that tournament and then beat your husband for the title.
00:41:13Well, see you later.
00:41:16Bye.
00:41:18Well, Kirk Angle takes on Chris Jericho in the King of the Ring tournament Monday on pay-per-view.
00:41:25You've got to admit, Kirk Angle would make a great team.
00:41:28Takes a king to no king, and I can see him as royalty.
00:41:47Well, Michael, Subway presents King of the Ring.
00:41:57Subway the way a sandwich should be, and King of the Ring will be live in just three days
00:42:01since Sunday from the Sold Out Fleet Center in Boston, exclusively on pay-per-view.
00:42:06Well, tonight, Rikishi tries to become Intercontinental Champion.
00:42:10On Sunday, he will try to become the King of the Ring.
00:42:15Oh, wait, where would you get a throng for this guy?
00:42:18He busts women seats when he sits down.
00:42:20How could you get a throng for this guy and be we're King of the Ring?
00:42:27And here's the point, remaining to now Americano,
00:42:31play-man, human, and play-con-loub.
00:42:42And King, here's the man who stands in Rikishi's way,
00:42:45not only tonight with the Intercontinental title on the line,
00:42:48but Sunday, when these two collide in the King of the Ring tournament on pay-per-view.
00:42:55Boy, look at Rikishi, no fear, no intimidation.
00:42:58I can see him as a king also.
00:43:00He would rule with an iron fist.
00:43:02Oh, look at this.
00:43:02And Rikishi and Benoit wasting a little time getting it on,
00:43:05and Chris Benoit, silent, cold, calculated,
00:43:08going to work on the 424-pound Rikishi,
00:43:11who knocks Benoit down.
00:43:13Kicked to the midsection by Benoit.
00:43:15Continental Champion, top to the chest.
00:43:17I want to tell you something, it doesn't matter how big Rikishi is.
00:43:20Look at Benoit, he's just keeping it right back up,
00:43:22and if he ever gets that crippled crossface on Rikishi,
00:43:24Rikishi will tap out.
00:43:26That's a big if.
00:43:27Benoit kicks to the face.
00:43:28Rikishi with the cold line.
00:43:30Rikishi wants the Intercontinental title.
00:43:33And look at the scoop slam by Rikishi on Benoit.
00:43:36And Rikishi off the ropes.
00:43:38Here comes the 424 pounder, nobody home.
00:43:40Oh, man.
00:43:41Okay, just luck of the draw on the King of the Ring Tournament,
00:43:43that these two men will meet each other again Sunday on Pay-Per-View.
00:43:48Rikishi had to meet his running buddy, Scottie Tuhani on Raw on Monday night.
00:43:52China met Eddie Guerrero on Monday night.
00:43:54These two men will meet again Sunday at King of the Ring.
00:43:58Oh, such a unique title.
00:44:00And look at Rikishi battling back.
00:44:02With a big right hand to Chris Benoit.
00:44:06Both of these men incredible competitors.
00:44:09The closest I think I've ever been to that down at the bottom of Rikishi.
00:44:13Look at the cottage cheese.
00:44:15Look at the devil.
00:44:16Oh, can you imagine getting that stick made from that?
00:44:19Okay, last week he got monitors.
00:44:21Rikishi did.
00:44:22Right here in our lap on SmackDown when Balvinus,
00:44:25with a ruthless attack of Rikishi into the steel step by Benoit.
00:44:29I'm trying to erase that from that memory.
00:44:32Well, how can you forget what happened two weeks ago?
00:44:35424 pounds of Rikishi, the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
00:44:3810 feet off the stage onto a fallen Balvinus.
00:44:41I do remember that.
00:44:43And look out.
00:44:44Oh, shoulder.
00:44:46That shoulder into the steel post by Chris Benoit.
00:44:49I'm telling you, this Benoit, the strategy is perfect.
00:44:52He is a master technician,
00:44:54perhaps the best in the World Wrestling Federation today.
00:44:57Left hand, this by Rikishi.
00:44:58Benoit, the intercontinental champion,
00:45:00continues to work on that right shoulder of Rikishi.
00:45:04This guy's like an artist in there.
00:45:05He's like Rembrandt or Picasso.
00:45:07But not Picasso.
00:45:09And Benoit continues.
00:45:11He's like an artist like me.
00:45:13Continues to put the pressure on the left arm of Rikishi.
00:45:17And the crowd in Memphis starts to come to its feet.
00:45:20And Benoit with another right hand.
00:45:22And Rikishi with a kick to the face.
00:45:24And back to that shoulder.
00:45:25Look, it's hurting him.
00:45:26It's hurting him bad.
00:45:27Rikishi rolls into the cover.
00:45:29There's two when Benoit gets the shoulder up.
00:45:31Look at Rikishi's shoulder.
00:45:32He's already got a huge bruise on it.
00:45:34First he...
00:45:35First Benoit threw it into the...
00:45:36To the ring, then to the steps.
00:45:38And the pressure comes back to that shoulder.
00:45:40Well, he may have broken a blood vessel on that shoulder.
00:45:42And Benoit continues the assault on Rikishi.
00:45:45There it goes.
00:45:46Look at this.
00:45:47Boom.
00:45:48Benoit reminds me of a rabid dog when he gets going.
00:45:51Relentless.
00:45:53Get him out.
00:45:53Forearm to the face, the shoulder of Rikishi.
00:45:56I've heard JR refer to Benoit as a rabid wolverine.
00:45:59Ooh, great description.
00:46:00And listen to the chop.
00:46:03And another one off the chest, wondering throughout the pyramid.
00:46:08Look at the side that his bruise on it.
00:46:10Oh, Rikishi.
00:46:11Intercontinental title on the line.
00:46:13DDT, Benoit.
00:46:14Rikishi to his feet again.
00:46:16Relentless.
00:46:16Shoulder.
00:46:17No way.
00:46:17Benoit's duplex.
00:46:19Wow.
00:46:20Rikishi's in all kinds of trouble.
00:46:22Tremendous leverage and technique like Benoit to do that.
00:46:25Here comes the...
00:46:27I was going to set him up for that tripper across the face.
00:46:31Benoit.
00:46:31I think Rikishi's finished.
00:46:33High-risk maneuver.
00:46:34Top rope.
00:46:35Oh, no.
00:46:35Nobody home.
00:46:36Rikishi rolls out of the way.
00:46:37Oh, my gosh.
00:46:38Benoit's head.
00:46:39Look at that.
00:46:40Thundering off the mat.
00:46:42Look at the thunder.
00:46:42Can you imagine if he let one?
00:46:45Oh, yeah.
00:46:46Look out.
00:46:46Don't go.
00:46:47It caught Rikishi.
00:46:49The air being drawn from the loft of Benoit.
00:46:52Kick to the face of Rikishi.
00:46:54And the big man's rolling.
00:46:56424 pounds into Benoit.
00:46:58Oh, man.
00:46:59And that high-risk maneuver.
00:47:00The Benoit drive constantly.
00:47:02Oh, and that comes Benoit's title.
00:47:04Rikishi's feeling it, King.
00:47:0618,000 on their feet.
00:47:08And Benoit countered.
00:47:10And so did Rikishi.
00:47:11Belly to belly.
00:47:14Oh, no.
00:47:15Rikishi's feeling it, King.
00:47:17Oh, no.
00:47:18He's going to be able to get a new champion.
00:47:19He connects.
00:47:20Here's the cover.
00:47:21There's two Rikishi's with the Intercontinental title.
00:47:27He's going to believe it.
00:47:30He's going to be able to get a new world birthday for the Intercontinental title champion, Rikishi.
00:47:38Oh, no.
00:47:38The celebration's going to start.
00:47:41And Duke Gold celebrating with Rikishi.
00:47:45Rikishi's Intercontinental champion.
00:47:47Can you believe it, King?
00:47:49No, I can't.
00:47:50Injured shoulder at all.
00:47:52Rikishi does it.
00:47:55And they will celebrate all night long in Memphis.
00:47:59Neil Fried, here they come.
00:48:03Listen to this ovation.
00:48:05Hey, wait a minute.
00:48:06Listen to this crowd.
00:48:08Hey, but Benoit.
00:48:09Rikishi, you're dancing.
00:48:10Let's just grab the stairs.
00:48:11Wait a minute.
00:48:14Benoit, turn it to pull.
00:48:16Rikishi.
00:48:17A steel carry the head of Rikishi.
00:48:21Wait a minute.
00:48:23Benoit, the silent assassin.
00:48:26Going after Rikishi.
00:48:28King they meet again Sunday.
00:48:30On turn for you with the King of the Ring.
00:48:32Look at that.
00:48:33And the tripler crossface.
00:48:36The new Intercontinental champion is being punished.
00:48:40And Benoit wants the crossface on Sunday and King of the Ring.
00:48:43There's no way Rikishi can match it.
00:48:46Look at the stretcher on Benoit's face.
00:48:48He has like a mad rabid for three.
00:48:50Benoit won't let go.
00:48:51Don't release the crossface.
00:48:53Look at his face.
00:48:54I think I hear the shoulder ripping out of his pocket.
00:48:58Let it go.
00:48:59He's ripping and tearing and clawing.
00:49:01Look at the face puffing out of the neck.
00:49:03The face of Benoit.
00:49:04Break the loop.
00:49:05Break the loop.
00:49:06Four officials can't get Benoit for Kisian finally.
00:49:09He is an animal.
00:49:10He's like a pit bull.
00:49:15Because Benoit's not the Intercontinental Champion.
00:49:18I don't know if he'll go after anybody.
00:49:19But Benoit couldn't become King of the Ring this Sunday on pay-per-view.
00:49:25Benoit goes one on board with Rikishi.
00:49:39And now, get ready for some Maximum Power.
00:49:43Delivered by RC Edge Maximum Power Cola.
00:49:47Y2J!
00:49:48Chris Jericho!
00:49:49From behind, he's got Stephanie off the apron!
00:49:51Championship to the face of Triple H and also to Holly!
00:49:54Well, it's a damn shame for Hardcore Holly that it had to end this way.
00:49:57Would Hardcore Holly have defeated Triple H?
00:50:00RC Edge.
00:50:01Not just Cola.
00:50:02Power Cola.
00:50:04Well, Ken Rikishi just won the Intercontinental Championship.
00:50:07The celebration was on.
00:50:09But a sore loser.
00:50:10The Rabid Wolverine.
00:50:11A ruthless attack by the ex-champion Chris Benoit.
00:50:14Yeah, check this out.
00:50:15This is why they call him the Rabid Wolverine.
00:50:17Oh, man.
00:50:18I used to say he showed no emotion, but he showed emotion there.
00:50:21He took all his frustration down on Rikishi.
00:50:24And Tukul.
00:50:25One more look, Ken, as the celebration went on.
00:50:28Chris Benoit with a sealed chair.
00:50:30The Tukul first.
00:50:32And then to Rikishi.
00:50:33These two men will meet again Sunday in the King of the Rings Tournament on pay-per-view.
00:50:39Uh-oh.
00:50:40Here we go.
00:50:43Oh, Ken, I'll tell you what.
00:50:45Hardcore Holly may be a jerk, but he's got a legitimate beef here on Sunday on E.
00:50:49You just saw Hardcore Holly met Triple H in a non-title match.
00:50:53Y2J came down.
00:50:55Ripped up to McMahon healthy off the apron.
00:50:57Delivered a shot with a championship goal.
00:51:00Not only to Triple H, but to this man, Hardcore Holly.
00:51:03I know, I know.
00:51:04I saw it, Michael.
00:51:05I want to teach, you know.
00:51:07I want to tell you something.
00:51:08Hardcore is tough as nails.
00:51:10He's as tough as they come.
00:51:11I just wish you to blast that Y2J.
00:51:14Usually the big shot doesn't give a damn about anything.
00:51:19And I don't have to.
00:51:21But last Sunday night, when Jericho stuck his nose in my business, that's when I started
00:51:28to care.
00:51:29There you go.
00:51:31So, Jericho, tonight, I'm going to kick you, I'm going to beat you, and I'm going to tell
00:51:38you it's fair, and it's going to hurt real bad.
00:51:42So, how do you like me now?
00:51:45I like you fine.
00:51:47Make it hurt real bad.
00:51:49Oh, boy.
00:51:54Watch your ears, Michael.
00:51:58Man.
00:52:01I hate it when that happens.
00:52:0318,000 plus on their feet in Memphis for Y2J, Chris Jericho.
00:52:10Sunday on Pay Per View King, Chris Jericho goes one-on-one with Kurt Angle in the Canteries
00:52:17Tournament.
00:52:19The winner of that matchup gets the winner of Buckingham and it's Matt Holly.
00:52:23But tonight, Jericho goes one-on-one with Hardcore Holly.
00:52:28So, I've been waiting for somebody to shut Jericho up for a long time.
00:52:31I hope it's Hardcore.
00:52:31And Hardcore Holly, Chris Jericho, exchanging loads better in the ring.
00:52:36This will be a physical and intense matchup between two intense competitors.
00:52:40And I think of how many times that wonderful little Stephanie has had to listen to the insults
00:52:45and the degrading remarks that came out of the mouth of Y2J.
00:52:49And talk about a fight, King.
00:52:51Y2J and Hardcore Holly taking it to each other.
00:52:53Right.
00:52:54It's supposed to be a fight.
00:52:55And like I said, Hardcore Holly's got to be.
00:52:56Perhaps you would have defeated Triple H in that big matchup on Heat Sunday night.
00:53:00It's not for Y2J.
00:53:02Interferent paper.
00:53:03I think it's personal.
00:53:05And Y2J with the right hands to Hardcore Holly.
00:53:08The rivalry between these two started over the Intercontinental Championship.
00:53:12It is now rooted to something more.
00:53:14And look at this.
00:53:15Oh, look out.
00:53:16Oh, yeah.
00:53:16Jericho hung up on the top of my Hardcore Holly.
00:53:21You know, Hardcore Holly King had his bid to become King of the Rank derailed on long Monday night.
00:53:26Because of the antics of Patterson and Grisco.
00:53:29How about those grapefruits there, Jericho?
00:53:31I'm thinking of grapefruits.
00:53:32I hope that Vince has somehow got a plan for this six-man tag.
00:53:37You know Kane and The Rock and The Undertaker are just salivating at the chance to get their hands on
00:53:42Vince and Shane and Triple H tonight.
00:53:43Yeah, just three days away from their title matchup with six-man tag match at King of the Rank.
00:53:48You know, Mr. McMahon's under an incredible amount of duress, King.
00:53:52Perhaps he made that decision without really thinking about it.
00:53:55He was frenzied, praised in the ring here earlier.
00:53:57Because of Linda.
00:53:58Because of Linda McMahon is, well, as Vince said, it's a shrew-like wife.
00:54:02Maybe Mr. McMahon should look in the mirror once in a while.
00:54:05Perhaps what Linda McMahon was saying was true.
00:54:07The faction isn't fair.
00:54:08They're never fair.
00:54:09Oh, give me a break.
00:54:10She is emotionally crap-castrated with Vince McMahon.
00:54:14And Hardcore Holly working on the face of Y2J Chris Jericho.
00:54:18Jericho trying to get to his feet.
00:54:20He has a tall order on Sunday.
00:54:22Jericho dies.
00:54:23Kurt Angle in the King of the Ring tournament.
00:54:25Who are you, Michael Cole, to try to tell Vince McMahon what to do?
00:54:28I'm the telegram.
00:54:29He's among that billionaire.
00:54:30He's built a huge corporation.
00:54:32And he's going to listen to you?
00:54:33I'm making an observation, King.
00:54:35That's all I'm doing.
00:54:36I said perhaps he should look in the mirror.
00:54:37I didn't tell the guy to do it.
00:54:38Look out.
00:54:39Hardcore Holly.
00:54:40Oh, man.
00:54:41Whoa.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:42Powered by by Hardcore Holly.
00:54:44Here's a cover on Jericho.
00:54:45Down to Jericho.
00:54:47Just kicks out before the count of three.
00:54:50King Hardcore Holly will be in his own state of Alabama soon.
00:54:53WWF coming live to Mobile, Alabama.
00:54:56And also Pensacola, Florida.
00:54:58And tickets to those events go on sale Saturday.
00:55:02And Hardcore Holly with the right hand to the face of Chris Jericho.
00:55:06One, two, three, four, go.
00:55:07Oh, this is good.
00:55:08I hope Stephanie's watching this.
00:55:09This could put a big smile on Stephanie's face.
00:55:12Stephanie had a big smile on her face when she ran into old Kurt Angle in the hallway.
00:55:17Hardcore Holly kicked for the big section.
00:55:19One, two, one, two.
00:55:20And the big part of the scene of Chris Jericho.
00:55:21Stephanie didn't exactly smile when Kurt said he can't wait to become the king of the ring
00:55:25and then defeat Stephanie's husband, Triple H, for the title.
00:55:28Well, you know, if Triple H, Shane admits the man to beat Rock's Undertaker and Kane in
00:55:31King of the Ring, the Triple H will have to face the King of the Ring winner in July
00:55:36with the title on the line.
00:55:37And I'm predicting right now that'll be Kurt Angle.
00:55:41You're picking Kurt Angle for King of the Ring.
00:55:43Yes.
00:55:44And look at this.
00:55:45Hardcore Holly missed his with the right hand.
00:55:47You know, nobody knows more about King of the Ring than me.
00:55:49They named that whole tournament after me.
00:55:50Stop.
00:55:51What are you talking about?
00:55:52Don't you remember when I crowned Brett Hart as King of the Ring?
00:55:55Yeah, I remember.
00:55:55I mean, literally crapped him.
00:55:57I remember.
00:55:57Who could forget it was a King of the Ring classic.
00:55:59And then Stone Cold, Steve Austin, he got his big break at King of the Ring.
00:56:02And even Dr. Lange, right.
00:56:04Billy Gunn.
00:56:05Ripped into the corner, Hardcore Holly.
00:56:06Look at that.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07What a close line.
00:56:10The impact.
00:56:11Hook of the leg.
00:56:12There's two.
00:56:13Jericho kicks out.
00:56:14Did you feel that impact of Holly to Jericho?
00:56:17No, but I saw the slowest count in the history of the WWF.
00:56:20Jerry Longwood is sleeping.
00:56:22Jericho counters.
00:56:24Still the coming night, D-Von and the Road Dog can't go one-on-one on the eve of their
00:56:28handicap dumpster table match.
00:56:30Oh, that'll be great.
00:56:31Look out.
00:56:32Jericho went for the captain.
00:56:34A drop kick.
00:56:35And Hardcore Holly countered.
00:56:37Oh, that looked like the Dudleys going over the edge in that dumpster last week.
00:56:42That was great.
00:56:43Hardcore Holly, a man, never at a loss for words.
00:56:46Right.
00:56:47Tremendous athlete taking it to Y2J.
00:56:51Remember that Dudley?
00:56:52Dudley dumpster down here.
00:56:54Don't forget last week on SmackDown.
00:56:56Let's take another look at this.
00:56:58Say, oh, by Jericho.
00:57:01And Y2J's shoulder first.
00:57:02Oh, don't forget he's still steps.
00:57:04That's enough, all right?
00:57:07Y2J.
00:57:08And treble referee Penny Long in the face of Hardcore Holly.
00:57:12Wait a minute.
00:57:12It's here.
00:57:13It's Stephanie McMahon-Helsley.
00:57:15The little princess.
00:57:16The little princess.
00:57:18Oh.
00:57:19I love her.
00:57:20She's a lot.
00:57:21Y2J into the ring.
00:57:23Stephanie McMahon-Helsley was pulled off the apron on heat this past Sunday night.
00:57:26We saw that by Jericho.
00:57:28She is a women's champ.
00:57:29She has her.
00:57:29Look at this.
00:57:30Oh, the championship to the back of the head of Y2J, Chris Jericho.
00:57:35Finally.
00:57:35Yeah, she's all proud of herself.
00:57:37Finally, Stephanie stands up for herself.
00:57:39Well, Y2J ain't talking now, is he?
00:57:41Unless he talks in his sleep.
00:57:42Well, Y2J is down and out.
00:57:44And here's the cover.
00:57:46Hook to the leg by Hardcore Holly.
00:57:48I want to kick out by Jericho before the count of three.
00:57:51I beg it.
00:57:52Teddy Long can learn how to count the three.
00:57:54Does he even know what comes out for two?
00:57:56Well, the little princess just looked like she was kissed by a fraud.
00:57:58This is unbelievable.
00:58:00Oh, Hardcore Holly.
00:58:01This is Jericho.
00:58:02Look out.
00:58:03Lion's on.
00:58:03Second run.
00:58:04Connects.
00:58:05Puts the leg.
00:58:07It's over.
00:58:08Stephanie's play and it's backfired.
00:58:10Oh, my God.
00:58:11Y2J has stuck it to the faction again.
00:58:15I can't believe this.
00:58:18My God made one mistake in the whole match when they caught me.
00:58:21Stephanie, I get out of here by you.
00:58:24Sunday on pay-per-view.
00:58:26Will Y2J be victorious?
00:58:29Jericho meets Kurt Angle Sunday in the King of the Ring tournament.
00:58:33Hey, listen.
00:58:34Terry has gotten a partner, Dean.
00:58:36I need a partner.
00:58:38I've looked everywhere.
00:58:39I need you as my partner.
00:58:41Partner?
00:58:42Partner.
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:43Hey, Funaki!
00:58:45What are you talking about?
00:58:46I'm talking about it.
00:58:47Hello.
00:58:48No, Taka.
00:58:49You, me, partner.
00:58:51Partner.
00:58:52Me, you, partner.
00:58:53Oh, sorry.
00:58:54You and Funaki.
00:58:55No.
00:58:56No, no, Funaki.
00:58:58You and me, partner.
00:58:59Come on.
00:59:00I'll explain it on the way.
00:59:01Is the mixed tag match next?
00:59:06Oh, boy.
00:59:07Here we go.
00:59:09Mixed tag team action.
00:59:11And big look at this.
00:59:12I guess the cat convinced Taka to join her.
00:59:14Give me a break.
00:59:15Following is that intergender tag team action for one fall.
00:59:20Making their winner in the crowd.
00:59:23And Taka, Michi Nooku.
00:59:26Okay.
00:59:27Police center in Boston sold out in four and a half minutes.
00:59:29This is Monday's King of the Ring.
00:59:30If you don't have tickets and you're in the New York area, join us at WWF New York in
00:59:36Times Square.
00:59:36You can watch the King of the Ring, Hulk Ivory, and Mick Foley are going to be there.
00:59:41Oh, wow.
00:59:42Mick Foley?
00:59:43Mick Foley.
00:59:43Giant screens all over the place.
00:59:45Great food.
00:59:46Great beverages.
00:59:47Watch King of the Ring, WWF New York.
00:59:49Mick Foley?
00:59:49Mick Foley in Times Square.
00:59:51Oh, man.
00:59:52Sunday night.
00:59:53Look at that pretty little calico cat.
00:59:54Green hair this time.
00:59:56What's she doing with Taka?
00:59:57It's a no clue.
00:59:57And her opponents.
00:59:59Terry.
01:00:00And the World Cup's length of ice and light heavyweight champion, Dean Malenko.
01:00:06Oh, we got puppies.
01:00:08Well, you know, Terry's trying to finally settle this huge rivalry she has with the cat.
01:00:14You know, Dean Malenko's become a real old self-muffin answer place.
01:00:17Yeah, lady killer.
01:00:20Oh, baby.
01:00:20Good to resist Terry.
01:00:22Hey, wait a minute.
01:00:23Look out.
01:00:23Dean Malenko attacking Taka Machenoko.
01:00:26The match hasn't even started yet.
01:00:28Dean Malenko going to work on Taka.
01:00:31Oh, man.
01:00:33Oh, man.
01:00:36There, Dean Malenko to Taka.
01:00:38And Taka's hurt.
01:00:40What are we gonna do now?
01:00:42Uh-oh.
01:00:44The cat's all alone and Terry wants the cat.
01:00:48She's signaling two-on-one, King.
01:00:50What?
01:00:52Malenko's eliminated.
01:00:53The cat's calling her Taka with a tremendous suplex on the steel ramp.
01:00:57What is it?
01:00:58Look, they're having to haul Taka out of here.
01:01:02Look at Terry's loving this.
01:01:03This is gonna be a bad night for cat.
01:01:05Oh, look out.
01:01:06The horny little chin-up.
01:01:07And cat's jumping into the corner.
01:01:08This match is underway.
01:01:09It's a handicap match.
01:01:11Taka Machenoko's been carried out of the arena by referees.
01:01:15Oh, boy.
01:01:16Look out.
01:01:16And look at cat.
01:01:17Look at the cat.
01:01:18And Terry.
01:01:19Oh, in trouble.
01:01:20Wow.
01:01:21And cat with a monkey flip.
01:01:23Holding her own against Terry in what has turned into King in a handicap matchup.
01:01:28Oh, this cat's got some balls, all right.
01:01:30You gotta watch her.
01:01:31Oh, look out.
01:01:33Reversal.
01:01:33Oh, and look at T. Malenko with a knee to the back.
01:01:36That's uncalled for a handicap match or not.
01:01:39That's not light at all.
01:01:40T. Malenko's gonna fight the cat.
01:01:43Come on, T.
01:01:44Yeah, you're a real man.
01:01:44Hey, T. Malenko.
01:01:45Wait a minute, Michael.
01:01:46This is too much for the King to stand.
01:01:48This is my hometown of Mexico.
01:01:50What are you doing?
01:01:51Where are you going, King?
01:01:53King, what is this?
01:01:54Calt doesn't cover this.
01:01:57King's in the ring.
01:01:59What an ovation for the King in his hometown of Memphis.
01:02:02And the King is taking it to Malenko.
01:02:04The King has come to the cat's name.
01:02:08He's a true King in shining armor.
01:02:15Jerry Lee Lewis looking on from right side as this other Memphis boy turns it on with Dan
01:02:20Malenko turning the table.
01:02:2418,000 strong tagging for the King.
01:02:30And the King's in trouble.
01:02:32Trying to gain momentum.
01:02:37Oh, look out.
01:02:38Oh, man.
01:02:39I told you, King, not to get in there.
01:02:42It's Malenko with the right hand.
01:02:44And the King is in all kinds of trouble.
01:02:47King was trying to do the right thing and help Cat, but it may not be enough.
01:02:51Oh, move to the face by the King.
01:02:54It came with a clothesline.
01:02:57Maybe it is enough.
01:02:58The cat's loving it.
01:03:00The strap is down.
01:03:01The strap is down.
01:03:02It's finished, King.
01:03:0618,000 of their feet.
01:03:13Oh, they're pulling the strap down.
01:03:15It's huge.
01:03:16It's big, Miss Wrestling.
01:03:17It's three minutes to place.
01:03:20Saves of Andy Cartman.
01:03:22And look at Malenko, the coward.
01:03:23Malenko tagged in Terry.
01:03:27The C&L wants no part of this.
01:03:29Look out.
01:03:31King's bringing Terry in.
01:03:33The cat from behind.
01:03:35The cover.
01:03:36It's over.
01:03:37The cat and King win.
01:03:40And look at Malenko from behind.
01:03:47Oh, come on, Malenko.
01:03:51What a sore loser.
01:03:52What an idiot.
01:03:54Look at Terry.
01:03:56Oh, look out.
01:03:57Terry.
01:03:59The Bronco Buster to King.
01:04:02The Bronco Buster to the King.
01:04:05Well, Cat just delivered a low blow to Dean.
01:04:10And Cat's got a hip full of Terry's hair.
01:04:13Terry, throw it out of the ring.
01:04:16And look at the King's face.
01:04:18He's smiling.
01:04:19I think the King liked the Bronco Buster.
01:04:22The King is in heaven.
01:04:26Well, folks, tonight, The Undertaker will take on Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon, and Triple H.
01:04:37Standing by Kevin Kelly with The Undertaker.
01:04:41Undertaker, I know that your focus has got to be on the six-man tag team match tonight.
01:04:46But I'm sure there's also a part of you that cannot wait to get to this Sunday.
01:04:50To the King of the Ring.
01:04:51Wearing a six-man tag, you'll have an opportunity at the WWF Championship.
01:04:56But quite frankly, sir, the field is stocked this Sunday with the title on the line.
01:05:00You know, Kelly, it seems like everybody's talking, but there ain't much being said.
01:05:04So it ain't about a bunch of talk.
01:05:05But I will lay this on you.
01:05:07When's the last time the WWF's had a real badass champion?
01:05:13I know he's hiding somewhere around here.
01:05:15Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, have I got news for you?
01:05:18What do you want, Finkel?
01:05:19What do you want?
01:05:19Jerry, I know exactly where Pat Patterson is right now.
01:05:22Where is he, Finkel?
01:05:23Tell me.
01:05:23Patterson is in the women's locker room, and he's dressed like a lady.
01:05:27He's in the women's locker room?
01:05:29Now, how in the heck am I going to get my hands on him in there, Finkel?
01:05:34Look at this.
01:05:35Jerry, I have an idea.
01:05:37What if you were...
01:05:40Look at this, Michael.
01:05:40What kind of advice could I have?
01:05:41You want me to do what, Howard?
01:05:46What?
01:05:48What do you think Howard Finkel told Briscoe?
01:05:50Nice shudder.
01:05:52A meeting of the minds.
01:05:55You ask better call somebody!
01:06:01I'm taking it up DX with all smiles on the SmackDown last Thursday night.
01:06:06Road Dogg X-Pot, shunning the cuddling, moving into a dumpster.
01:06:12You did it all right!
01:06:14Let's take it back to SmackDown this past Thursday night, King.
01:06:17DX with the attack on the cuddling shot of the day.
01:06:20Shunning him into the dumpster, and check out what happened to D-min and Barbara Ray.
01:06:24You know, this put a big smile on my face.
01:06:26It's not quite as big as the smile I got right now, but I gotta admit, this is one of
01:06:30the greatest
01:06:30that I've ever seen.
01:06:31What a ride!
01:06:31And what a ride, 10 feet off the stage, and there's no first-last lead to those dumpsters,
01:06:36Michael.
01:06:37Barbara Ray and T-mon battered and bruised.
01:06:40But they will get their hands on DX.
01:06:43Sunday on pay-per-view at King of the Rings.
01:06:45They also can get their hands on Torrey as well.
01:06:48It's a handicapped table dumpster match.
01:06:50Road Dogg and Hot Torrey in it for the dust.
01:06:52Drop the music!
01:06:57Memphis, Tennessee, welcome to the Dogg House!
01:07:02I love this place.
01:07:03It might have been the greatest night of my life, Michael!
01:07:06It appears to me that those damn Dudleys are backed into a damn corner.
01:07:14You see, last week, we gave you the rides of your life.
01:07:19We put you in a dumpster and pushed you off the stage.
01:07:22And in my eyes, that makes us the kings of dumpsters.
01:07:27Oh, kings of dumpsters!
01:07:28Now, last month, we put both of your fat asses through tables.
01:07:34And so in my eyes, that makes us the kings of table matches.
01:07:39Man!
01:07:40The kings!
01:07:41Tables of dumpsters!
01:07:43But this Sunday, at the King of the Ring, I would say you boys are in double, no, triple
01:07:50trouble.
01:07:50And I'm the D-O-double.
01:07:52X-Pac and the Green Goddess are gonna burst your bubble.
01:07:56We're gonna leave you in the ring in a pile of rubble.
01:07:59X-Pac, get on the mic and let me hear you scream.
01:08:02What about the Green Goddess?
01:08:05Tell them, X-Pac.
01:08:08You know something, doggy dog?
01:08:11I gotta give the Dudley boys a little credit.
01:08:15They're pretty damn tough.
01:08:19Tough, that is.
01:08:21If you consider tough putting a helpless woman through a table each and every week on live
01:08:28TV.
01:08:29That's right.
01:08:30Now you're talking.
01:08:31Look at that helpless little angel.
01:08:34Well, Dudley boys, and I mean boys, you listen up.
01:08:40You will not, and I repeat, not put my woman through a table.
01:08:46Not.
01:08:47I can guarantee you that, and you can take it to the bank and cash it like your mama does
01:08:52her welfare check.
01:08:54Ha ha ha ha.
01:08:57Uh-oh.
01:09:07Uh-oh.
01:09:09There comes those damn dumbasss and oh, no, they've got a table.
01:09:13It is going to be a war Sunday on pay-per-view.
01:09:16The first ever Handicap Table Dumpster Max.
01:09:21It's one-on-one tonight, Devon Dudley versus the Road Dog, and Devon wasted a little time
01:09:26going after Road Dog.
01:09:29Bubba Ray Dudley at ringside, still favoring his rims.
01:09:32Yeah, he should be a little more cautious.
01:09:33Battered and bruised after being tossed off the stage in the dumpster.
01:09:36Not just Devon, Bubba Ray too.
01:09:38You know, the Dudley boys, in order to win that first ever Handicap Table Dumpster Match
01:09:42on pay-per-view Sunday, the Dudley boys have to put each member of DX, including Tori,
01:09:46two tables, in order for the DX to win, both Dudley boys have to be shoved into a dumpster
01:09:52and they'll get closed.
01:09:54And then where do you think that Dumpster is going to go, Mike?
01:09:56I can only imagine.
01:09:58Oh, Road Dog from behind.
01:10:00And Bubba, he's setting up a table outside the ring.
01:10:04What's he doing?
01:10:06Now look at X-Pac holding Devon and Road Dog taking control.
01:10:10I always wondered why you're wearing your tights out here to ringside, King.
01:10:13Oh, check out.
01:10:13There's that dumpster.
01:10:14What do you think that thing smells like inside?
01:10:16What do you think it would feel like to take a ride in it?
01:10:20Road Dog out of the corner.
01:10:21Oh, man.
01:10:22Devon flooring Road Dog.
01:10:25There's one.
01:10:26There's two.
01:10:27And you can still see Devon nowhere near 100% following that dumpster ride.
01:10:31Now there's Bubba Ray.
01:10:33And Road Dog with the left hand to Devon Dudley.
01:10:37The Dudley's in that dumpster.
01:10:38It's like being in a bad car wreck.
01:10:39It takes a while to heal up, you know?
01:10:41Road Dog X-Pac Tori against the Dudley boys Sunday.
01:10:44A first ever handicap table dumpster match.
01:10:48Look at the reversal by Devon.
01:10:49Road Dog's in trouble.
01:10:50Going for the ride.
01:10:51Oh, look at Tori.
01:10:53Hey, look at this.
01:10:53Oh, no.
01:10:54Look at that.
01:10:54Bubba's got Tori.
01:10:55X-Pac to the ring.
01:10:57X-Pac to Devon.
01:10:59X-Factor.
01:10:59X-Factor.
01:11:01Bubba Ray's got Tori.
01:11:02Red Dog's got the cover.
01:11:05Get him in the rims.
01:11:05His rims are hard.
01:11:06It's over.
01:11:07Road Dog defeats Devon.
01:11:09And now DX goes to work on Devon Dudley.
01:11:12Look at that.
01:11:12I think Bubba Ray just now realized that Devon got pinned.
01:11:16DX is through.
01:11:17And Dudley's again.
01:11:18Woo-hoo.
01:11:19And here's the double team.
01:11:21Oh, my gosh.
01:11:22Look at that.
01:11:22Oh, what a close line.
01:11:24Hey, gang, you can really see Bubba Ray favoring those ribs.
01:11:27Bruised and battered in that dumpster fog.
01:11:30And Bubba Ray directing traffic now with Devon.
01:11:33And Road Dog and X-Pac.
01:11:35And look at Devon.
01:11:36Devon's setting up a table.
01:11:40DX is in trouble.
01:11:42X-Pac, Road Dog.
01:11:43What's Tori doing in the ring?
01:11:46Uh-oh, look out.
01:11:48Bubba Ray's got Tori.
01:11:49Wait a minute.
01:11:50Bubba Ray's got Tori.
01:11:51The table's set up.
01:11:53Look out.
01:11:54Tori's going for a run.
01:11:55Look out.
01:11:56Stop it.
01:11:56Road Dog.
01:11:57Two by four to the back of Bubba Ray.
01:11:59Broke the two by four on the back of Bubba Ray.
01:12:02What are you worried about?
01:12:03A two by four?
01:12:03Tori might have gotten broken in half.
01:12:07Here's your man.
01:12:08Oh, my God.
01:12:12That microphone.
01:12:13I don't know.
01:12:14Some technical difficulties.
01:12:15Come on, Jimmel.
01:12:16Here is your winner.
01:12:18No problem through the ring announcer's microphone.
01:12:25Here is your winner, the Woo Dog.
01:12:30That time his microphone.
01:12:32Well, yeah, ring announcer Tony Jimmel finally getting the announcement.
01:12:35And DX gets out of Dodge, but they'll meet the Dudley Boys Sunday on pay-per-view.
01:12:41Wait a minute.
01:12:49Oh, wait a minute.
01:12:50Bubba Ray Dudley can strip Tony Jimmel.
01:12:53Well, he didn't want to make the announcement, Bubba Ray.
01:12:55Bubba Ray and ribs are broken.
01:12:57Well, Bubba Ray Dudley taking exception to the ring announcement.
01:13:01He heard Bubba Ray say his ribs are broken.
01:13:03Yeah, it's our ring announcer.
01:13:04We need him, sort of.
01:13:05Tony Jimmel was just doing his job, King.
01:13:07He couldn't help the microphone wasn't working.
01:13:10What are they going to do here?
01:13:12Wait a minute.
01:13:13This is not going to do any good.
01:13:14Jimmel's a ring announcer.
01:13:15Oh, my God.
01:13:16Tony Jimmel to the table.
01:13:18A ring announcer to the table.
01:13:22Dudley's are...
01:13:22They're nuts.
01:13:24Just say it.
01:13:24They're nuts.
01:13:26That's sick.
01:13:27You were worried about breaking up the two-by-four.
01:13:29They would have broke Torrey in half.
01:13:31Well, who knows what the Dudley Boys are going to do to Torrey.
01:13:34And Road Dogg.
01:13:35And X-Pac.
01:13:36Sunday on pay-per-view with the first ever handicap table dumpster match.
01:13:41Bubba Ray's not stable normally.
01:13:43But wait for the king of the ring.
01:13:50What are you laughing at?
01:13:52What?
01:13:53What is...
01:13:54Is that who I think it is?
01:13:56I'm such a...
01:14:00Is that Jack real?
01:14:01You think I like dressing like this, boy?
01:14:03You think I like this?
01:14:04I don't.
01:14:05I hate it.
01:14:06Look at me.
01:14:07I have no good patterns.
01:14:08You stole my championship.
01:14:09And I'm going to get it back no matter what it takes.
01:14:12Now, you shut up and you come with me.
01:14:14It's Pocahontas Brisco.
01:14:16The Rock is next.
01:14:20All right, Keogh, you know what to do.
01:14:23Just follow me.
01:14:24Come on, Jack.
01:14:24Okay.
01:14:25Oh, my God.
01:14:27And Brisco is trying.
01:14:29Wait a minute.
01:14:31Oh, no.
01:14:36Brisco is...
01:14:38Brisco is...
01:14:40Brisco is...
01:14:41Stop it.
01:14:42Stop it.
01:14:43Hold it.
01:14:43Hold it.
01:14:44Pat Patterson, King.
01:14:45You remember you told me I was your best friend?
01:14:48Hold it.
01:14:48You told me you loved me.
01:14:50Now, hold it.
01:14:51I'll...
01:14:52I didn't do anything.
01:14:53Come on, Pat.
01:14:54Forget me.
01:14:56Oh, no.
01:14:58Baby powder in the eyes.
01:15:01Patterson and Brisco
01:15:02are in a hardcore battle in the women's locker room.
01:15:05Cat fight.
01:15:06Cat fight.
01:15:08Cat fight.
01:15:09Cat fight.
01:15:11Oh, my God.
01:15:13Oh, look at that.
01:15:14Oh, two old top cats go at it.
01:15:16Yeah.
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:18Oh, my God.
01:15:19Come on.
01:15:20Uh-oh.
01:15:21Oh, no.
01:15:22Hey.
01:15:24Hey.
01:15:24Stop it.
01:15:25Stop it.
01:15:26Stop it.
01:15:26What the hell are you doing?
01:15:27Mr. McMan, I'm sorry.
01:15:30What the hell are you doing?
01:15:32What is the meaning of this?
01:15:33He's crazy.
01:15:34I'm a hardcore man.
01:15:35I'm sorry.
01:15:36Larry, my man.
01:15:36You like being dressed up like this?
01:15:40No, sir.
01:15:40Huh?
01:15:41You like it?
01:15:41Please don't stop me.
01:15:44Well, then I'll tell you what.
01:15:46You both have given me an idea.
01:15:48This Sunday at the King of the Ring, we're going to have a first.
01:15:52We're going to have our first hardcore evening gown.
01:15:57No.
01:15:58What?
01:15:59Mr. McManus.
01:15:59Briscoe and Patterson in an evening gown.
01:16:01I'll see you Sunday.
01:16:02Wear a nice dress, Briscoe.
01:16:04Go, Patterson.
01:16:05I'll kiss you, Briscoe.
01:16:07That's a big stiletto heel.
01:16:10You old drag queen.
01:16:12Rock, we are just moments away from Mr. McManus' master plan being unveiled.
01:16:18But we're also about 72 hours away from your opportunity at the WWF Championship at the King of the Ring.
01:16:43Finally, The Rock has come back to Memphis.
01:16:54You know, just as sure as the killer Jerry Lee Lewis himself is here tonight on SmackDown is as sure
01:16:59as The Rock himself has got great balls of fire.
01:17:11And Vince McMahon, you talk about your master plan.
01:17:14Just like this Sunday, just like tonight, The Rock came and The Undertaker in the ring together against you, Shane,
01:17:20and Triple H.
01:17:21Well, The Rock doesn't know about a master plan, but what The Rock does know, he knows a result.
01:17:26And simply put, the result is you're going to get your asses kicked not once, but twice.
01:17:31Oh, no.
01:17:36Because this Sunday night at King of the Ring, a change will happen.
01:17:42Kane and The Undertaker, your alliance with The Rock, over.
01:17:45All these silly games, over.
01:17:48The never-ending, pain-in-the-ass, McMahon-Helmsley faction, over.
01:17:53Oh, no.
01:17:59Because this Sunday night at King of the Ring, when it's all said and done, all the dust has settled,
01:18:05all the smoke has cleared.
01:18:06This Sunday night, The Rock, the people's champ, The Rock's era begins.
01:18:33If you smell what The Rock is cooking.
01:18:40A King of the Ring preview, next!
01:18:44The Elite Eight Superstars remain.
01:18:47Which one will be crowned, King of the Ring, Sunday live on pay-per-view with King?
01:18:50Based on what's happening here tonight, I'm back down.
01:18:52I'm looking forward to seeing the Chris Benoit-Rikishi matchup.
01:18:56Oh, yeah, it's all going to be great, but I told you, I'm still picking up, banking up, putting my
01:19:00money on Kurt Angle,
01:19:01the great American hero, to become the next King of the Ring.
01:19:03How about Valdean is trying to soften up Eddie Guerrero here tonight as well.
01:19:07Oh, it's been terrific, it's been terrific.
01:19:11It's been, it's been tribulation.
01:19:14See, they're going to have to get terrific, they're going to have to run for the evasion now.
01:19:19Oh, Jake, there's a lot of force this Sunday on pay-per-view as the King of the Ring.
01:19:22But nothing bigger than the WWF title being put on the line for the first time ever in a six
01:19:30-man tag team matchup.
01:19:34The only six-man tag team match is scheduled for a fourth call.
01:19:40Introducing first, being accompanied by the World Wrestling Federation's women's champion,
01:19:46Stephanie McMahon's company, the combination of Vince McMahon,
01:19:53Shane McMahon, and the World Wrestling Federation's champion,
01:19:59Triple H!
01:20:00Well, Kate, your evil genius, your master on Esther McMahon,
01:20:04got his family into this one.
01:20:06Earlier on tonight, he set up this match-up.
01:20:08Triple H fits the chain versus the Rock Undertaker and Kane.
01:20:13And I think Mr. The Man, they have made a huge mistake.
01:20:17I think Shane will probably agree that Shane will get a lead.
01:20:20He was actually in the limo.
01:20:21Triple H said to go out there and talk Shane back.
01:20:24Well, at least now they're united.
01:20:25It appears they're all on the same page for the company.
01:20:28Well, you don't know that.
01:20:29We saw the faction for Haxon's victory earlier on tonight, Kane.
01:20:33With three days to go before King of the Ring, the faction can't afford it.
01:20:37Uh-oh.
01:20:40Just a minute, a minute.
01:20:48It's The Undertaker!
01:20:49Will this man be the man to gain a pink ball Sunday in the six-man tag match at King
01:20:56of the Ring?
01:20:57Will The Undertaker be the next WWF Champion?
01:21:04Now, The Undertaker said he's gonna need to go.
01:21:07Driving that big motorcycle all around here.
01:21:12Be careful.
01:21:13If either The Rock, Undertaker, or Kane can save or win,
01:21:18then Triple H will lose the title.
01:21:20Triple H does not have to be pinned to lose the championship at King of the Ring.
01:21:24Oh, that's all Linda's fault.
01:21:26Linda McMahon!
01:21:29Can't believe it.
01:21:32And the faction scatters as The Undertaker makes his way into the ring.
01:21:37That would be a good opportunity to get him three on one.
01:21:43I don't know what Mr. McMahon's thinking about.
01:21:47Oh, man!
01:21:52King!
01:21:53Can Kane, the Big Wreck Machine, work together?
01:21:57They unified with his brother The Undertaker this Monday on pay-per-view!
01:22:02Oh, my gosh, it just works!
01:22:04King!
01:22:05Can they remain unified?
01:22:08Can they remain unified with the WWF title on the line someday?
01:22:13I don't know, I don't think so!
01:22:17They all want to be the champion!
01:22:19They want it really badly!
01:22:21They want it really badly!
01:22:21One thing I'm gonna let the other kid anybody!
01:22:24We've seen a number of casualties here tonight!
01:22:28Watch it!
01:22:28It's bringing out their Tony Chibble put through a table!
01:22:31Rikishi injured the hands of Chris Benoit!
01:22:34There could be casualties in this match-up!
01:22:38That's what I'm worried about!
01:22:54Will the most electrifying man in sports entertainment be able to put his ego on the back burner Sunday night?
01:23:04Will he be able to co-exist with The Undertaker and Kane?
01:23:08Or will this unity explode?
01:23:11You heard what he said?
01:23:12You heard what he said?
01:23:13You heard what he said right out of my mouth!
01:23:15It's gonna be over!
01:23:16The King of the Ring!
01:23:17His alliance with The Undertaker and Kane is gonna be over!
01:23:20That means he won't be able to co-exist!
01:23:22He won't get involved!
01:23:23Okay, what a huge match-up tonight!
01:23:26So close to King of the Ring!
01:23:28If there's casualties here in this match-up!
01:23:31How will that affect the main event?
01:23:33Sunday on Pay-Per-View!
01:23:35I don't know!
01:23:36I just hope Vince is for the casualty or-
01:23:38Are Shane or Drew Blake or-
01:23:40Oh my gosh, look at how Stephanie's out here!
01:23:42We've talked all along for the past few weeks about the unity between The Rock Kane and The Undertaker!
01:23:48But my question tonight to you, King, is-
01:23:51Is the faction unified?
01:23:52Is the faction together?
01:23:54Are Vince, Shane, and Triple H together in this one here tonight?
01:23:59Slug, stick of the water, Michael, and the faction is family!
01:24:05Well, the faction wanted this match-up, so let's get in the ring!
01:24:08Let's get this thing underway!
01:24:11Well, here we go!
01:24:13It was Mr. McMahon's master plan to have this match tonight, so let's get it on!
01:24:19Triple H on the apron!
01:24:22Let me just inform you of one thing!
01:24:25Uh-oh!
01:24:27That is, before the three of us get in this ring, and kick your respective asses!
01:24:34Just like we're going to do this Sunday at the King of the Ring!
01:24:38Well, allow me to introduce you to your first series of opponents in this special No Disqualification Handicap Match!
01:24:49What?!
01:24:50What?!
01:24:50Did he say series of opponents?!
01:24:52What does that mean?!
01:24:54I don't know!
01:24:55No Disqualification!
01:24:56Hey!
01:24:56Hey!
01:24:57Hey!
01:24:57Hey!
01:24:57Hey!
01:24:58Hey!
01:25:00Hey!
01:25:10Hey!
01:25:10Let's talk about this grand player that he talked video about on Raw Monday night,
01:25:13know, but this series didn'tив acquers you too well!
01:25:15All right!
01:25:16I'm gonna introduce you to your second series, your second set of opponents!
01:25:20What? This second series?
01:25:23Look at this.
01:25:24What is going on?
01:25:25It's Edge, Christian, Kurt Angle, and Rock Undertaker and Kane looking together.
01:25:32They are kicking the hell out of these three.
01:25:36Here comes Road Dogg.
01:25:38Yeah, Road Dogg back into the ring.
01:25:40That puck is well and pulled.
01:25:43The odds perhaps overwhelming now for The Undertaker.
01:25:46Kane and Rock, it's six on three.
01:25:48Yeah, they're getting a little more even now.
01:25:49Well, you know, Mr. McMahon was talking about being fair.
01:25:52How fair he's been as of right.
01:25:54This isn't fair.
01:25:55What do you mean? It's nine on three.
01:25:56It's a damn crime.
01:25:58What's wrong with nine on three?
01:25:59In nine on three, what's wrong with nine on three?
01:26:02Undertaker ripped into the corner.
01:26:03Look out.
01:26:04Boots in the face of Christian.
01:26:05Undertaker trying to battle back.
01:26:07Wait a minute.
01:26:08Now, here comes the Bravo Bull.
01:26:13The Rock took to Angle.
01:26:15Kane worked it on Edge.
01:26:16Look out.
01:26:17Rock, ball.
01:26:18Rock, ball.
01:26:20Oh, my gosh.
01:26:22Kurt Angle's been eliminated.
01:26:23Edge is going for the ride.
01:26:26Don't smile.
01:26:27Second side.
01:26:29Tire third side of opponents there.
01:26:31Third side?
01:26:32What is this?
01:26:33How many are there?
01:26:34Who's left?
01:26:35Well, there's T and A.
01:26:38And Val Venis.
01:26:39Oh, man.
01:26:41One right hand.
01:26:42Val.
01:26:43Rock, ball.
01:26:46Look out.
01:26:48Look at that fucking road dog.
01:26:51King is nine on three now.
01:26:52Now, counting the faction outside the ring.
01:26:54The numbers are overwhelming.
01:26:59Against the Rock, Undertaker, and Kane.
01:27:01Well, you know what?
01:27:02This shows you.
01:27:03Mr. McMahon is still a genius.
01:27:06Okay.
01:27:06Mr. McMahon may have castrated him.
01:27:08Well, physically, but not mentally.
01:27:11Well, King, I admit, Mr. McMahon is a genius to accept this up here tonight on SmackDown.
01:27:17Look out.
01:27:18Look out.
01:27:19From behind, Val Venis to Kane.
01:27:22Undertaker and DXN looking inside the ring.
01:27:25The game, Triple H, flooring The Rock with a clothesline.
01:27:28Oh!
01:27:30Look out now.
01:27:33Look out.
01:27:34Look out.
01:27:34No!
01:27:37Kane!
01:27:42The Undertaker's being matched with a chair.
01:27:45He's beat him.
01:27:46Kane is out.
01:27:47He's down.
01:27:49He's looking at Shane in the ring.
01:27:50Take it out.
01:27:51The Rock.
01:27:52Yes.
01:27:53Watch me nicely.
01:27:54Where are you, Michael?
01:27:55Come get a headset on.
01:27:58Come do your job, you moron.
01:28:00Don't be a...
01:28:01What?
01:28:03Oh, look at The Rock.
01:28:04Triple H put The Rock down in the ring.
01:28:07Come on, Shane.
01:28:08Come on, Mitch.
01:28:09Pedigree.
01:28:10Pedigree.
01:28:12Oh, my God.
01:28:14This is working out just like Vince planned it.
01:28:17He is a genius.
01:28:19Now what's Giant Killer going to do?
01:28:22Triple H is setting up The Rock.
01:28:27Here he goes.
01:28:28Oh, my God.
01:28:37The Rock.
01:28:39They're doing a number on The Rock, Michael.
01:28:41I say it.
01:28:42The McMahon helps the facts and do a number on The Rock.
01:28:45Kane and The Undertaker have been taken out in ringside.
01:28:49Look at Vince.
01:28:51Yeah, look at this.
01:28:52Oh, he's mocking The Rock, Kane.
01:28:54I think we are going to win this.
01:28:56Mr. McMahon is mocking The Rock.
01:28:59He pits his elbow.
01:29:00Pits his elbow, please.
01:29:02It is.
01:29:03The billionaire elbow, Michael.
01:29:05This is embarrassing.
01:29:07And now they're forcing Earl Heppner to count.
01:29:11This is a damn humiliation.
01:29:14This is a damn humiliation.
01:29:16He beat The Rock.
01:29:17Yeah, he beat The Rock.
01:29:18It was a damn club on three.
01:29:20Vince McMahon.
01:29:22Shane McMahon.
01:29:24And Rebel H.
01:29:26I got a damn club on three, Kane.
01:29:28I got a fan of wins.
01:29:29He's got a flip to the future.
01:29:31This is what we're going to see this Sunday.
01:29:33Yeah, but this Sunday came on pay-per-view.
01:29:36The WWF Championship's on the line.
01:29:38Look, look.
01:29:39They're all smelling it.
01:29:42It's no offense to the facts that it's cooking.
01:29:45No chance.
01:29:47No chance.
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