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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating.
00:03Yay, where are you?
00:04Cheers to our first group date.
00:06Some of our sexy celebs went on a romantic getaway.
00:10You're here to date some new folks.
00:12How many girls are coming?
00:13Four.
00:14Hallelujah.
00:15Where it was date-mongous.
00:17Oh, my God, I caught something.
00:19Oh, my God.
00:20Oh, my head.
00:21And while some relationships bloomed.
00:24Do you see a picture of me here?
00:26I do, actually, yeah.
00:27That's how you feel now.
00:28Wait till you get me in the bedroom, love.
00:29Liv and Louis was doomed.
00:32I just can't give you what you need.
00:34Oh, God.
00:35And it wasn't just poor Liv that Louis upset.
00:38Yeah, I might have to show how it's done a little bit.
00:40I'm taking a go.
00:42After ditching his own date Alana for a chat with Sam's date Mahan.
00:46We will be back in a minute.
00:48It won't be long, trust.
00:49The Chelsea boy pulled his very own disappearing act.
00:53I've had a bad day.
00:54This is a disaster.
00:56Where's he gone?
00:57Somebody does for Prince.
01:10Welcome to Celebs Go Dating.
01:12Where I hope you're hungry as it's brunch time, bitches.
01:15Yummy.
01:16But before we feast on our famous faces feedback.
01:20Hey, my love.
01:21Don't you look chic.
01:23It's business as normal at the agency.
01:25Yeah.
01:27That outfit, Paul.
01:29And those trousers are far from normal, Paul.
01:31I think there's been a mix-up at the Taylors.
01:33Hey!
01:34Well, you've done it too.
01:36Anna Williamson.
01:37Can I just say something real quick?
01:39Yeah.
01:40Boobs!
01:41Yeah!
01:42Come on, Dr T. Let's keep this professional.
01:44Well, no wonder you're all so chic.
01:47It's the third and final brunch.
01:49I think this marks the beginning of the final furlong.
01:52Oh, for sure.
01:53Well, at this brunch, we have three of our celebs that are doing really well.
01:57That's John, Carrie, and Mark.
01:59And the rest of them, well, who on earth knows what's going on with them?
02:03Some of them are struggling, let's be real.
02:05The Liv-Louie thing, I guess, today, we'll maybe get some clarity around that.
02:12The last time I saw Liv, she decided to end things with Louie.
02:16It's going to be interesting to see if she's taken her own advice and followed through.
02:20Curious to see how Sam's going to show up.
02:22Or even if he's going to show up, posh bottle job.
02:25Because he's had a little bit of a rough ride in brunches.
02:28But the away trip, he did have his double date with Louie,
02:31so I think we're all quite intrigued to see how that's gone down.
02:34Spoiler alert, like a bucket of hot cat sick A-dubs.
02:37I mean, I would have paid to be fly on the wall there.
02:40Yeah.
02:41Hang on, you were there.
02:43Snuck off to some late night sex rave, no doubt.
02:45That explains the trousers.
02:46Come on, we have to go, we have to go, we have to go.
02:48We've got to go, we've got to go.
02:49Yeah, get your skates on you lot.
02:53Because our very own pop power couple are already glammed up
02:56and slow-mo walking into the lion's den.
02:59It's S Club Jon and Keza.
03:01Here we are again, love.
03:03You all right in them shoes?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Can you take one of them?
03:07Well, it's free, love.
03:09Someone check her handbag for bagels before she leaves, please.
03:12Where?
03:15Oh, I thought I could hear the clippity-clop
03:17of a couple more show ponies arriving.
03:19And rocking bin bag chic, it's living Donna.
03:22It's like we never left.
03:23I know.
03:24Oh!
03:25Hi there!
03:26Oh, look at the sexy mamma's walking.
03:30Hello.
03:31You all right, sweetheart?
03:32Hello.
03:33My friend.
03:34I've seen you for ages.
03:35Gorgeous.
03:36Thanks, but you look incredible.
03:38Oh my God, ladies.
03:39What has been going on?
03:41Well, I haven't seen you guys since the last brunch.
03:43He wasn't with us.
03:44I didn't come on the way to him.
03:45Oh, yeah.
03:46How was it?
03:47The best time of my life.
03:49Oh, the fizzers kicked in.
03:51Me and Louis deaded things off completely.
03:53Well, now you can concentrate on other stuff fully.
03:56Myself.
03:57As I should have done from the beginning, yeah.
03:58Exactly, yeah, yeah.
03:59I actually feel relieved now that me and Louis are not a thing anymore.
04:02I just really hope it's not awkward between us.
04:05Time to find out, because like my bum-o after an extra hot Nando's, his ears must be burning.
04:10Take the body move.
04:11You got to let the body grow.
04:14Here he is.
04:15It's Gooey Louie.
04:16Hello.
04:17Hey.
04:18There he is.
04:19Hello.
04:20He's the Mr. Lover Loverman himself.
04:22Right, you're coming in hot here, mate, so play it cool.
04:25How are you doing?
04:26Smooth.
04:27Here he is, me little lad.
04:32How are we diddling?
04:33Shouldn't it be who you're diddling?
04:36All right, Louis?
04:37How are you doing?
04:38Yeah.
04:39Are you okay?
04:40You're not shy and coy.
04:41Why are you not shy?
04:42Hi, miss.
04:43You all right?
04:44Did he just call her miss?
04:45Stop being a weirdo.
04:46Yeah, stop it.
04:47Stop making it awkward.
04:48You're talking to a bloke who tells anyone who will listen that he calls his dick Big Ben.
04:58This is so awkward.
05:00I thought me and Liv have moved on from this, but no one's talking.
05:03Someone say something.
05:04Please.
05:07Yeah, this all seems a bit weird.
05:09So anyway, let me tell you about my vagina.
05:13Oh, that's better.
05:14Normal service has resumed, people.
05:16And speaking of giant growlers, look who's next to arrive.
05:20Well, now, don't you tell me to smile.
05:23You stick around, I'll make you put your eyes.
05:25It's the one and only Beastie Boy himself.
05:28And rumour has it, he's been working on his chat-up lines.
05:31Oh, I love a bit of cheese.
05:32Mmm, keep working on it, big guy.
05:34Oh, here's my handsome devil.
05:38Oh, what have I done to deserve this?
05:40Must have been pretty bad, whatever it was.
05:41Wait, we've missed you.
05:42We've got so much ketchup on.
05:43I know.
05:44Let me just do the tequila shot really quickly.
05:46Okay, cheers to brunch.
05:48And to new friendships that are going to last longer and forever.
05:52Well, at least until everyone else gets here.
05:54Cheers.
05:55Oh yeah, cheers.
05:56Go.
05:57Mmm.
05:59Which is right about now, because here are our first set of dateies.
06:04Hello, Rom.
06:05Hello.
06:08How you been, all right?
06:09I'm good, thank you, how are you?
06:10You look stunning.
06:11Hello.
06:12Long time no see.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Are both your dudes here?
06:15No, it's just Kells.
06:16What are they?
06:17What are you thinking?
06:21Things got off to a good start with Kells and Liv on the away trip.
06:25I like it after you.
06:27However, on their second date, things got a little snappy.
06:30Take a photo of me.
06:31What are you doing?
06:32Look at me.
06:33Leaving things less couples selfie, more paparazzi in the bush.
06:39Oh, I'm actually really nervous now.
06:41Oh no.
06:42Don't worry Liv, we've banned all photography.
06:47How are you?
06:48I'm good.
06:49Nice to see you.
06:50You look beautiful.
06:51All right darling.
06:52You all right?
06:53Got to say lovely outfit.
06:55One drawback of being this way totally.
06:56I'm trying very hard not to stare down you, Tom.
06:59Imagine if she had a slice of Edam down there.
07:02We're missing someone here.
07:03Where is Sam?
07:04Where's Prince?
07:05Where is Sam?
07:06I feel sick.
07:07Why the fuck is the ladies here?
07:08I know Sam.
07:09Oh my God, they're right.
07:10Where the hell is he?
07:11I'm just messing.
07:13He's in a cab on the King's Road.
07:15Get a move on Sam.
07:16It's the final brunch and I normally look forward to brunches.
07:19I'm not looking forward to this brunch as I feel like I probably should wear a crash helmet
07:24after my behaviour in Kent.
07:25But then you would have helmet hair and bed hair.
07:28So I'm going to see Mahan, Louis and Lana again.
07:30Obviously last time we were together I completely went home.
07:34So it's going to be interesting.
07:35I was keen to get to know Mahan and I feel like have I ruined everything?
07:39Because my behaviour was, I mean, it just looks like I ran off.
07:44Like a toddler with no more pond bears.
07:46I'm running a little bit late for two, which is not ideal.
07:49But I can't imagine the reception is going to be too warming.
07:54Don't worry Sam, brunches are usually very easy going affairs.
07:57You've got nothing to worry about.
07:59Yeah, right.
08:01Back at the brunch, Liv's looking anything but comfortable,
08:04filling Paolo and Kerry in on her date with Snappy Snaps.
08:07So it kills.
08:08What did you do?
08:09We went for dinner.
08:11Yeah, it's cute.
08:13You brought me some flowers.
08:14Oh, did you?
08:15Oh yeah, I brought flowers.
08:16Did you tell him to do that?
08:18I didn't actually.
08:19He's obviously just took a leaf out of my butt,
08:20but I think he's a good guy, you know.
08:24Are you shy?
08:25Shy?
08:26Yeah.
08:27With someone who likes to communicate,
08:28he doesn't really say much.
08:29Really?
08:30No.
08:31What do you mean?
08:32I feel like he's saying more about me than you are.
08:34She ate your marketing department, big guy.
08:40Oh dear.
08:41You got any more vagina anecdotes, Kerry?
08:43No?
08:44Okay, well, just when you think this can't get any more awkward,
08:46here comes Sam.
08:50Oh look, the prince entering the prince.
08:52He would if he could.
08:55Oh my God, he's here!
08:57Hi!
08:58All right mate, this ain't a Saturday night game show.
09:01Sorry bro.
09:02Good to see you there.
09:03Yeah, you left it by myself.
09:04I appreciate Sam apologising, but it ain't actually me who you've got to apologise to.
09:09Hi.
09:10Oh my baby.
09:11He's gonna come next to you.
09:13Is she stuck?
09:14Put him down, Keza.
09:15Like a rose between two thoughts.
09:18Could be worse.
09:19Yeah, the rose could just piss off in a huff.
09:21What, your date didn't go well the other day?
09:23Huh?
09:24You heard her, Princey.
09:25Spill the darjeeling.
09:26I basically, I just...
09:27Are you really excited?
09:28I just left.
09:30That's exactly what I thought Liv.
09:32I was just not myself.
09:33Oh, you weren't in it.
09:34And I felt I wasn't in it.
09:35Right.
09:36And I was like trying to be in it and I couldn't match Louie's energy.
09:38And I was just dealing with a lot.
09:40Just live.
09:41I know, and that's what I mean.
09:42I'm not rude.
09:43I just wasn't in it.
09:44Brunches, for me, don't tend to go well.
09:46And I feel like this could be the worst brunch I go to.
09:49I feel like I have a lot of explaining to do
09:51and I especially need to say sorry to Mahan.
09:53I'm hoping she gives me another chance.
09:56Hold that thought, Sam,
09:57because someone's left the top totty tap on
09:59and it's dripping dateies.
10:03Is someone just clapping down the stairs?
10:04Oh, no people.
10:05Oh, here we go.
10:06Who's this now?
10:07A tidal wave of orcs.
10:08I hope you got your snorkels.
10:10Hattie, hey.
10:11Hello.
10:12Good to see you again.
10:13How are you?
10:14I have to get up and say hello.
10:15Charming.
10:16Hello, lovely.
10:17How are you?
10:18Good, thanks.
10:19How are you?
10:20You look nice.
10:21You look lovely.
10:23I didn't expect you all walking in.
10:24It's only throwing me off.
10:25Why?
10:26Well, that's everyone here,
10:27so shall we get on with it?
10:28Oh wait, hang on.
10:29There is one more day tea, isn't there, Sam?
10:35Bringing an extra large helping of
10:37Where the fuck did you go for Sam?
10:39It's Mahan.
10:40Hello.
10:41Hi.
10:42How are you doing?
10:43How are you?
10:44How are you?
10:45His bum's squeaking louder than a frog in wet flip flops.
10:48Uh-uh.
10:49Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the moment has come for Sam to talk his way out of the doghouse after walking out on his date with Mahan.
11:05Can I offer you a drink?
11:06Yes, please.
11:07Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
11:10Um, I have a big apology.
11:11I've never walked out on a date.
11:12So, you just, you chose me to do it, because obviously I came down and I was really upset.
11:28Yeah.
11:29He just hasn't painted a great picture of you.
11:30I'm sorry.
11:31I mean, you could have waited and said bye and I would have understood.
11:33You left the girls at a table of four on her own.
11:34Promise you I'm super sorry.
11:35Mahan is so frosty with me.
11:36I really hope we can make amends from this.
11:37Well, you've got word to do, Princey.
11:38So, if Sam's grovelling on pause, Mahan's heading over to speak to Louis.
11:41This is how it all started in the first place.
11:42Come on.
11:43Hello, miss.
11:44How you doing?
11:45Good.
11:46How's it going with you?
11:47I'm great.
11:48Um, I'm good.
11:49Um, I'm good.
11:50Um, I'm good.
11:51I'm good.
11:52I'm good.
11:53Um, I'm good.
11:54I'm good.
11:55I'm good.
11:56I'm good.
11:57I'm good.
11:58I'm good.
11:59I'm good.
12:00I'm good.
12:01I'm good.
12:02I'm good.
12:03I'm good.
12:04Um, chilling?
12:05Mm.
12:06How are you feeling?
12:07Um, I don't know.
12:09I mean, Sam apologised.
12:12So, I am still a bit upset though.
12:17I don't know.
12:18Even though he apologised.
12:20Mm.
12:21It's natural, no?
12:23I think anyone would be a little bit upset.
12:27I was into Mahan on the away trip.
12:29Although, I'm not feeling it as much right now.
12:32She's clearly still into Sam and I am not trying to get involved in that.
12:36Give it a couple of minutes.
12:37So what have you been up to?
12:39I hate small talk, Barry.
12:41Don't worry, Louie.
12:42The time for talk is over.
12:43Because we're getting this brunch of cooking.
12:45And here come our lecturers of love, the educators of eroticism and the supervisors of shagging.
12:53It's the agents.
12:54Nice of them to turn up eventually.
12:56Uh-oh.
12:57Here we go.
12:58Shit's gonna hit the fan.
12:59You bet your atomic kit and caboodle, Keza.
13:02Oh, here they come.
13:03The hanging judges.
13:04Hi!
13:05Hey!
13:06Hey!
13:07Hey, welcome, everybody, to another of what we call an infamous brunch.
13:14Today is where shit gets real.
13:17We are talking proper, hardcore, transparent feedback.
13:23There is nowhere to run and there is certainly nowhere to hide.
13:26Sam's already scoped out the fire exits, A-dubs.
13:29Let's do brunch.
13:30Woo!
13:31And any last-minute nervous poos?
13:33I'm looking at you, Sam.
13:35Only they can make brunch sound like a declaration of war.
13:38You should see what they can do with a grapefruit mark.
13:41Eye-watering.
13:42This is it.
13:43It's time to see where our celebrities are at.
13:45This is make or break for their dating journeys.
13:48Right, let's get things started.
13:51John, you're up first.
13:54Oh.
13:57Let's bring up Jordan.
13:58Hey, Charlie.
13:59Bye.
14:02Since meeting at the second brunch, S Club John and Jordan have gone from strength to strength.
14:07I try and work out every day.
14:09I can see.
14:10Got a good set of tips.
14:13There's been a lot of snogging and a decent amount of crockery.
14:17It reminds me of the other night, actually.
14:19Wait.
14:20Or should I say cockery?
14:22Lovely to see you again, Jordan.
14:24And you too.
14:25We hear you've been very busy, boys.
14:27We have.
14:28Oh, their clay cocks have gone mad on Etsy.
14:30They can't keep up with the pre-orders.
14:32We would love to know how you have found dating, John.
14:35I didn't think that I would find such a connection with someone so soon.
14:38And I think we connected on the fact that we've both been in slightly hard relationships
14:45in the past.
14:46And then from that, we've now started speaking about the future.
14:49So it's been good.
14:50OK.
14:51And he's hot.
14:52Look at him.
14:53So it sounds as though in just a few short dates, things have really started to connect
14:58from an emotional point of view and physically.
15:01Come on, Anna.
15:02That's beneath you.
15:03Not me, though.
15:04Spill the sexy beans, boys.
15:06Jordan stayed with me a few nights in the hotel after dates and stuff like that.
15:10We are progressing very well.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Yeah.
15:15I have been a gentleman.
15:16We just cuddled.
15:17We watched the film and cuddled.
15:19We get on.
15:20All we do is laugh all the time.
15:22And we've got the same sense of humour, so that makes things a lot easier.
15:27It just feels so natural.
15:28It doesn't feel like anything's forced, so...
15:31And that's poetry, isn't it, right?
15:35Well, John, I mean...
15:36Yeah.
15:37What do you make of it?
15:38No, I feel the same.
15:39Like, you know, I don't want to see anyone else.
15:41I'm only, like, a one-person guy, and Jordan said the same.
15:45So we're very happy to kind of be on the same page and to see where that takes us.
15:50Okay.
15:51So are we right in thinking, then, that you two are no longer interested in exploring other people?
15:56You now really want to connect with just each other for now?
15:59Officially off the market, yeah, so...
16:02Wow!
16:03Oh, my God!
16:05Round of applause.
16:07Okay.
16:09Amazing.
16:10Well, I mean, agents, where do we go from here with these two?
16:14I mean, straight to the hat shop?
16:15Sounds like to the bedroom.
16:18Hello, someone wants a film and a cuddle?
16:21John has been a model student from day one.
16:23He has taken on board every single bit of advice.
16:26He's been the most perfect student.
16:28And, hey, look what happens.
16:30Success.
16:31Guys, we're really excited for you.
16:33This is such a great progress.
16:35We're absolutely delighted.
16:36Thank you, guys, for all your help and support.
16:37It's been amazing.
16:38You're very welcome.
16:39You may go back down.
16:41Aww!
16:43Do I hear wedding bells?
16:46I can't quite believe that after six years of not dating anybody, I've come into this process and I've found someone that I want to spend my time with.
16:54It feels fantastic and I'm so happy with Jordan.
16:58So, Mark, will you please join us?
17:01The Beast.
17:03There he is.
17:04Before we speak to Deanne, how are you feeling?
17:08Pretty good.
17:09Date went well.
17:10Yeah?
17:11Let's get on with it.
17:12All right, got a pub quiz to get to, Beastie.
17:14All right, well, you mean business.
17:16Deanne, please join us.
17:17The Beast and his beauty, Deanne, have had a right old fairy tale so far, finding common ground early on.
17:28I'm fascinated with World War II.
17:30I'm afraid I could bore for Britain on the subject.
17:32Before Mark turned on the charm on their second date.
17:35I do love the dress.
17:36It looks amazing on you.
17:38I like stuff that is really feminine.
17:40Let's face it, you've got the basic package to pull it off, shall we say.
17:45Basic package?
17:46He makes it sound like a broadband deal.
17:48Kinky.
17:50Deanne, you've been on two dates with Mark now.
17:53How has your experience been?
17:55On our first date, I thought we weren't going to get on at all.
17:59And as we were talking, I was just like, oh, my God.
18:05He's what I've been looking for, a real old-fashioned gentleman.
18:09And on these dates, are there sparks flying?
18:16I don't know, to be honest.
18:18I'm at this age, and I really ain't got a clue.
18:22But I'm enjoying his company.
18:24Remind us, what do you usually go for?
18:27A man's man, really.
18:29That sort of builder type, come here darling, tattoos.
18:35He is a man's man, but he's a gentle man.
18:40Are you looking for a companion?
18:42I don't know what I'm looking for at the moment.
18:44When I leave the date, I want to see him.
18:47I want to see him again, so...
18:51Wow.
18:53Look at that.
18:54And have you guys been texting or calling?
18:56We haven't, no.
18:58No sexting?
19:00No.
19:02Wash your mouth out with soap, Missy.
19:04Good to see Dr T still using her medical degree.
19:07Gotta throw that in there.
19:09Dear.
19:10We found we'd get on, it's been great.
19:13We're just seeing how it goes.
19:15Yeah.
19:16All right, Beastie, she's only asking.
19:17It's working nicely, let's see how it's going.
19:20Love it.
19:21So, it seems like you are doing well, and Mark is loving this.
19:25So, Mark, do you want to see Deanne again?
19:29Of course.
19:31Deanne, would you like to go on another date with Mark?
19:39Yes.
19:40Yeah.
19:42Love that.
19:43We've just enjoyed each other's company, and sometimes it's a little bit of overthinking it.
19:47Yeah.
19:48We're not being the master strategist that you guys are, but let's face it, we're smarter than you.
19:55Oh.
19:57Oh.
19:59Oh.
20:00Wow, Mark.
20:01You know why you always insult us?
20:03Because your emotional intelligence is on zero.
20:06Sorry, but I'm nice to the people that count.
20:12You know, Mark, what I notice is that when you get nervous, you insult people.
20:18No, just you.
20:19So, there you go again.
20:20Oh.
20:21Oh.
20:22Oh.
20:23Don't forget, it's a teaching response.
20:25It's you use wit, et cetera.
20:27But that's not wit.
20:28Okay.
20:29Those are insults.
20:32At the end of the day, we're here to do a job.
20:35See, what you did right there, that's contempt, and that's disrespect.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41I don't want to die.
20:43You know, you want to be a teacher all the time, but be a damn student first.
20:48Fuck me.
20:58Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the Brundog is locking horns with a beast.
21:03And I tell you what, my bum hole's twitching more than a chihuahua on fireworks night.
21:10I have upset Paul.
21:12I didn't mean to, but I don't like talking about my feelings, especially with a lot of people.
21:21Oh, I'm sorry.
21:23I mean, is that a genuine, I'm sorry?
21:26Yeah, it is.
21:28That's it.
21:31Well, that apology seemed to go well. All resolved.
21:34Next up, if we could have Louie.
21:37There he is.
21:41There was a no kissing agenda for Louie's date with Harriet, but that didn't slow the flirt train down one bit.
21:47Are you not messing?
21:49Yeah, it can be.
21:50In bed.
21:51But on the away trip, Louie found the keys to the Snogmobile and gave Alana a lift to smooch town with a couple of onlookers.
21:59Thanks for the lipstick.
22:00I mean, just buy your own, Louie. It would save you a lot of trouble.
22:04How do you feel knowing that this is your last brunch?
22:08I think from when I started, I feel like I've come a bit of a way, I think. I think.
22:14Yeah, of course you have, Louie.
22:15Now, your entire journey here has been co-mingled with Liv.
22:22Yeah.
22:24So at the retreat, you had a conversation. What's your perspective on that conversation?
22:29I think the conversation was needed.
22:33I think the conversation we had at the away trip, obviously, I'd just seen him kiss Alana, so it was all a bit heated.
22:41I did kiss, um, Alara.
22:44Yeah, you've come a long way, mate.
22:48Oh, fucking hell.
22:51Yes?
22:52Louie's personal growth, now with added memory loss.
22:55That's Alara.
22:56No, it's not.
22:57Alara.
22:58Nope, still wrong.
22:59Alana.
23:00It's not funny.
23:03You don't remember her name?
23:04Alana.
23:05Again.
23:06I do, I just mispronounced it. I've got a bad memory. I apologise. That's bad for me. I apologise.
23:11So we did share a kiff, and unfortunately, timing isn't my best thing.
23:16It's better than your memory.
23:18Cos then Liv came in, which is very disrespectful.
23:22Cos I know if I walked in and saw her kissing, I would have definitely felt a type of weight about it.
23:28So, right now, where you two stand, what are we calling this?
23:32A fucking disaster zone.
23:35I feel like, out of everyone I've dated, I still think that Liv is maybe most my type, most my energy, vibe.
23:46Is it cos I've spent the most time with her? Maybe.
23:51So, Liv, do you still stand by what you said to Louie?
23:56Yeah.
23:58I do.
23:59OK, so, Louie, you just got your answer.
24:02Yeah, I know.
24:03It's fair enough. I still think Liv is special, but it's the right thing for both of us to leave it in the past once and for all.
24:12OK, alright. So then, on that note, can we introduce the ladies that you've been dating?
24:18Don't ask Louie. He could only remember one of their names.
24:21If we could have Harriet and Alana come join us.
24:25It's Alara, Paul.
24:27Isn't it, Louie?
24:28Right, so, Harriet, Alana, good to see you both. So, Harriet, we see you again?
24:33Yeah.
24:34You were Louie's blonde date?
24:35Yes.
24:36Alright, and then you went on a date. How was that for you?
24:38It was really nice, actually. I feel like we was on the same page throughout.
24:42Yeah, we really got on really well.
24:44Did we get a kiss?
24:46No.
24:47No.
24:48No? OK.
24:55You're growing up, Mike.
24:56No, my baby boy is growing up!
24:58Oh my gosh, Mike is saluting!
25:00He's growing up!
25:02Wow!
25:03OK, so now, Louie, how did you find the date?
25:05Memorable.
25:07I actually think it was my best date.
25:09Yeah, yeah, I think we had a really good time.
25:13I think there was a little bit of flirting in us, but again, not too much.
25:17So then, you meet Alana.
25:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:19Alright, so, Alana, how was your date with Louie?
25:22Yeah, my date with Louie was really good.
25:23I feel like we got along really well.
25:25She's outgoing.
25:26It's a bit like me, so we had good energy.
25:29Louie, how was your date with Alana?
25:32Your banter's great. You're beautiful.
25:33We had a great time and felt like we would have had a really good conversation one-on-one.
25:37So, Louie, right now, you have the choice.
25:39You can ask Harriet out or say you want to date Alana again.
25:46I've grown in this process and I've learned a lot and I know what I'm going to do next.
25:52Oh God, what's he up to now?
25:54I really get on with both of you two, so if you would like to go on a date, Harriet and Alana.
26:02Of course you do. He's like a dog with two dicks and he's going to need them.
26:05He's asked both of you to go on a date, right? He's been clear and crisp.
26:10So this is your time to respond and be clear, but not just is the answer yes or no, but what your boundaries are.
26:17Um, I'll say yeah. I enjoyed your company and really thought it was really nice on both sides.
26:27The only thing is, I feel like, move forward with caution.
26:30But I'm happy to go on another date with you for sure. But yeah, just be honest with me really, that's fine. Yeah.
26:38Perfect. I will be.
26:40Okay. Alana?
26:41I want to say yeah, because I obviously want to spend more time with you as well.
26:46But obviously, if it progressed further, it'd be like one of the big things in a relationship is someone having a wandering eye.
26:53It's just, I just don't accept that.
26:55Okay.
26:56Where do you stand on wandering penises?
26:59What I hear is that we all have agreed to be going on a date.
27:04Not sure you're invited, P-Dog.
27:06We'll call this a gangbang.
27:07You call it what you like, just give me the address in a couple of minutes to stretch.
27:11Good old Louis strikes again. And what he has done is absolutely fine, to be honest.
27:16He's being open and transparent about his intentions. Everybody knows where they stand. I'm proud of him.
27:23So am I. We finally did it. Celebs go gangbanging. It's a team effort. Well done, guys.
27:28Next up, our little ray of sunshine, Kerry Katona.
27:31There she is.
27:35Here we are at brunch three. You're looking fabulous.
27:39What are you hoping for in this little feedback session?
27:41I am hoping for really good feedback from Paolo.
27:46I came into this close-minded.
27:48Mm-hm. Queen of my own castle.
27:51But would you say that those very high walls have started to come down a little bit?
27:55Yeah. Amazing.
27:57Well, I think we need to find out why.
28:00Paolo, coming up.
28:04On her first date, Kerry's walls and knees were weakened by Paolo's chat.
28:07Anything that I earn off TikTok goes to helping people.
28:11I think you're lovely.
28:12So are you.
28:14And since then, they've been smashed to pieces.
28:16Her walls, not her knees.
28:18This might sound like forward, but I do see a bit of a future.
28:20That, I'm just going to give you a little kiss like that.
28:25Tell us about how things have been going.
28:28Things have been going amazing, to be honest. Like, really well.
28:31I think I've seen a lot more of a loving and affectionate side to Kerry.
28:34Which is really nice. You know, I feel quite honoured to have seen that side.
28:43You look a bit emotional.
28:44Yeah.
28:46This display of affection, it makes me uncomfortable and I don't know why.
28:52Something is genuinely brewing here with Paolo.
28:56Massively.
28:57100%.
28:58I'm not going to deny that, yeah.
28:59I just don't like everyone else knowing about it.
29:02I get really embarrassed.
29:04Just breathe it out.
29:06As much as Kerry feels uncomfortable, I also feel vulnerable.
29:08Because I'm not used to feeling this way towards somebody.
29:11But I think what's really nice is that I don't feel anything other than happy.
29:15And that's why I'm 100% committed to seeing where it goes with Kerry.
29:19Hearing what Paolo has to say is so lovely.
29:24I feel like we're so similar in so many ways.
29:27He just really gets me.
29:29It's pretty awesome.
29:31There is very genuine emotion and very genuine connection playing out here.
29:36And I know you, Kerry.
29:37Straight away, I think you're at risk assessing.
29:38Yes, massively.
29:40Rather than just enjoying this moment for what it is.
29:41He said them specific words here.
29:43I was like, take all that other shit out of the way.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Right?
29:47Me and you, right here, right now.
29:48Yeah.
29:49What do you think?
29:50And you were like, I'm happy and it's perfect.
29:51Yeah.
29:53It sounds as though this is something that you very much are inviting into your life.
29:57I'm 100% invested in Paolo.
30:02This is huge, guys.
30:06Would you guys like to date exclusively?
30:09100%.
30:131,000%.
30:14Kerry?
30:17A million percent.
30:18I'm all in.
30:19Without a shadow of a doubt.
30:21Wow.
30:24Wow.
30:25OK.
30:26This is great.
30:28Anything else you want to share today?
30:30No, fine.
30:31If someone had said to me, Kerry, you're going to be going exclusively with somebody by the end of brunch, Aragon.
30:43Fuck a duck, you're full of shit.
30:46But there you go.
30:47And I'm happy as Lara.
30:49And so are we, Kerry.
30:50Right, who's next on this roller coaster of love?
30:52Next up, if I could have Liv join us, please.
30:57Woo!
31:01Liv, you have dated...
31:03Yes.
31:04...Charose and Kels.
31:05Yes.
31:07Liv met Charose and he came out swinging.
31:09I find the fact that you do Thai boxing so interesting.
31:13You would protect me.
31:14I'd protect him.
31:15We were out.
31:16Yes.
31:17Who wants it?
31:18Leaving the whole date a bit of a knockout.
31:20But yeah, I definitely would love to see you again.
31:22Good, because I would very much love to see you again as well.
31:25Okay, so now, Charose, you two have gone on a date.
31:30We did, yeah.
31:31They were really good.
31:32I had a good time.
31:33She's a really nice girl.
31:34She comes across great.
31:35She's lovely.
31:36Now, would you like to spend more time with Liv?
31:39Yeah, I'd love to.
31:41I think at the end of our last date, we both said we'd like to see each other again.
31:44Yeah, we did, yeah.
31:45And that's still the case for me, so...
31:46Liv.
31:47Yeah.
31:48How did you like the date with Charose?
31:49I had a really good time.
31:52Really good time.
31:53I feel like I really got to know the real you.
31:57And I feel like you were very invested and interested in getting to know Liv,
32:02and not just Liv from Love Island.
32:05Great.
32:06All set for date number two, then?
32:07If I'm being completely honest, though...
32:09Uh-oh.
32:10I know I mentioned going on another date.
32:13But where I'm at right now, I probably see it as more of a friendship.
32:18So no banging, but you can go shopping together.
32:21How's that sound?
32:22Okay.
32:23See you at Westfield.
32:24Oh, this is so awkward, but I have to be honest.
32:28I've given it some thought, and I just don't see any romantic vibe there.
32:32What's your take on what she just said?
32:34Yeah, it's fine.
32:35Look, you can't win them all, can you?
32:36Do you know what I mean?
32:37I'm so sorry.
32:38Don't worry about it.
32:39I feel really bad.
32:40Not as bad as him.
32:42So then, let's go to Kels.
32:45Yes, yes.
32:46Yes, yes, mate.
32:47All right.
32:48So, Kels, you met Liv at the retreat.
32:51How was your time with Liv at that retreat?
32:54I think it was chemistry at the start.
32:57Yeah, the first date, fishing, fire, top tier.
33:02Honestly, Jane, you're top tier.
33:04I walked away from that like, yeah.
33:06The second date kind of made me feel like we're a bit more further away.
33:10And that kind of left me a bit confused, like, yo, what's going on?
33:13I do agree.
33:14The fishing date, we clicked instantly.
33:16I thought, oh, this could be a potential.
33:19And then we went on the date, and I don't know.
33:23I just feel like you were not so interested in just getting to know Olivia.
33:28When you took a photo of me without asking, I just found it a bit strange
33:36because I felt really uncomfortable.
33:38I didn't know what to say in the moment.
33:40OK.
33:41I kind of just wanted to leave.
33:42Why does that make you feel uncomfortable?
33:43Sorry.
33:44Because I haven't posted it.
33:45Well, when someone's, like, doing that with their phone and...
33:47Because I wanted to get you a natural...
33:48Yeah, but I didn't like that, though.
33:50You know we like surrounded by cameras.
33:51It's not like I'm being secret about it.
33:56I don't know if you guys are aware, but there's an article that came up in the Sun paper.
34:04About me and you dating.
34:06Mm-hmm.
34:07Mm-hmm.
34:08And then it says, source is close to Olivia.
34:10Oh, shit, I've been rumbled.
34:13Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
34:14It's not me.
34:15It didn't come from me.
34:17It didn't come from me.
34:18OK.
34:19You're saying the source come from Olivia.
34:20That's the little dig.
34:21If it says, source is from Kels, you can think that our plant is from Kels.
34:22Yeah.
34:23Right?
34:24But it doesn't say that.
34:25Yeah.
34:26I'm not saying you did.
34:27I'm not saying that at all.
34:28But I didn't.
34:29Do you know what I mean?
34:30They ain't got a Scooby Kels.
34:31None of us do.
34:32I'd never do that.
34:33I'd never do that.
34:34I'd never do that.
34:35Babe, I've been on like two hours to handle.
34:36I've never had to deal with it.
34:37It's not me.
34:38It didn't come from me.
34:39Yeah.
34:40About me and you dating.
34:41Mm-hmm.
34:42And then it says, source is close to Olivia, blah, blah, blah, blah.
34:43It's not me.
34:44It didn't come from me.
34:45OK.
34:46You're saying the source come from Olivia, that's the little dig.
34:48If it says, source is from Kels, you can think that I planted it, right?
34:52But it doesn't say that.
34:53I'm not saying you did.
34:54I'm not saying that at all.
34:55But I didn't.
34:56Do you know what I mean?
34:57They ain't got a Scooby Kels.
34:58None of us do.
34:59I'd never do that.
35:00I'd never do that.
35:01Babe, I've been on like two hours to handle.
35:04I've been on 50 greatest plastic surgery shockers.
35:06What's your point?
35:07I know, as you keep mentioning.
35:08That was like trending number one globally in the world.
35:11Yeah.
35:12Oh, my God.
35:15I stayed away from celebrity relationships because I'm good on my own.
35:18If I want you by my side, it's not because you've been on Love Island or whatever.
35:22It's because you're a great person.
35:25This is why some celebrities find it hard to date.
35:28Selling stories is something they just have to contend with.
35:31We don't know exactly what's happened here, but it seems the trust has been broken on both sides.
35:37I just came here for vibes and get to know you more.
35:39Do you know what I mean?
35:40So for me to like kind of get painted like I'm someone that's chasing fame and things like that.
35:48We go to you, Liv.
35:49Yeah.
35:51Would you like to go on another date?
35:54I would like to come back to the agency.
36:02I think if we've all said everything that we want to say.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Then you all could take a seat or you could say goodbye however you'd like.
36:10Thanks, guys.
36:12Quick selfie, Kels.
36:13Nah.
36:14Sit yourself, mate.
36:17Oh, that was difficult.
36:18But there's no hard feelings.
36:20Chavots and Kels are both great guys.
36:22They're just not my guys.
36:24She'll never be trending number one globally with that kind of attitude.
36:27Right, Kels?
36:29Donna.
36:30Yes, my love.
36:31It is your turn.
36:32Can you please join us?
36:33All right, then.
36:35Hello.
36:36Donna.
36:37Yes, my love.
36:38You have dated Gary.
36:39So shall we hear from Gary?
36:40Come on.
36:41Gary.
36:42All right, Gaz.
36:44When Donna and electrician Gary met up for a curry, the vibes were spicier than a vindaloo.
36:50Yeah, you look very, very good.
36:51Really?
36:52You look very, very good.
36:53Gary, stop it.
36:54You're making me go red.
36:56And things ended as it usually does after a punchy pasanda.
36:59I'm dripping.
37:01Mmm.
37:02Modium will sort that.
37:04Gary, you went on a date with Donna.
37:06How was it?
37:07It was brilliant.
37:08I had a really good time.
37:09I really enjoyed it.
37:10Did you feel at ease with Donna?
37:11Yes, I did.
37:13I feel the same.
37:14I had a great time with you, Gary.
37:15I thought it was really fun.
37:17Good.
37:18Interesting.
37:19So, you found common ground?
37:20Yeah, I think our sense of humour and our character, sort of, we really hit it off.
37:24Well, Donna, how do you feel about the feedback?
37:27Yeah, great.
37:28Erm, thank you.
37:30Great date.
37:31I thought it was lovely.
37:33Well, great.
37:34Lovely.
37:35Great.
37:36I messaged you on Instagram.
37:37We went back and forth a little bit.
37:39Yeah.
37:40And then I said, here's my number if you want to text.
37:42Yeah, yeah.
37:43Oh, slipped him some digits.
37:44Great.
37:45And you didn't text, so I thought, do you know what, that's fine.
37:49OK, that is a bit awkward, but Donna says it's fine, so it's fine.
37:53Just to be clear, you gave him your number.
37:56Yeah.
37:57And he ghosted you.
37:58Yes.
38:03Come on, take it seriously, Gary.
38:06It was wrong.
38:07You shouldn't have done that.
38:08I should have been more honest with you.
38:09That's OK.
38:10At least you didn't get charged for a call-out.
38:12Why did you do that then?
38:13Probably a little bit of fear.
38:14For want of better words, maybe want to let them down gently and not knowing how to, instead
38:23of just being a little bit more mature about it and saying, look, it's going to be a friend
38:27thing and that's it.
38:28Donna, anything to say to Gary?
38:31Maybe just text him.
38:32Yeah, I just, you don't have to let me down gently.
38:34I'm a grown-ass woman, babe.
38:35I've got my shit sorted.
38:36Have that, Gary.
38:37Right up your pipe.
38:38Can I assume that you don't want to go on another date with Gary?
38:42Um, no, but I had a really nice time with you and if that wouldn't have happened, I would
38:52have been very much open to hanging out and having a couple of margaritas with a salty
38:57rim.
38:58Maybe salty rims are what's putting Gary off.
39:00OK.
39:01OK, well, we are looking forward to seeing you back at the agency and we will set you
39:07up on another date.
39:09Gary, thank you so much for your honesty and for being here.
39:11Thank you, Donna.
39:12Thanks.
39:14Thanks.
39:15It is a shame.
39:16I think we did have a good connection.
39:18We had a lot of fun.
39:19But you know what?
39:20It's fine.
39:21You're Las Gazas.
39:23Well, there's just one feedback sesh left and just like me and my all-inclusive holiday
39:28poos, we've left the juiciest till last.
39:31Next stop.
39:34Sam Prince.
39:35Godspeed, comrade.
39:36May your charm be unwavering and your excuses believable.
39:39That's my boy.
39:41Third brunch.
39:42Third time lucky, maybe?
39:44I think so.
39:45Yes?
39:46Positive, yeah.
39:47Third time lucky, for sure.
39:48I'm not sure about that.
39:49Hattie.
39:50Mahan.
39:51If you'd like to please come up.
39:53Before walking out on Mahan, Sam had a date with Hattie where there were some cross
39:58wires.
39:59Would you go on another date?
40:01Yeah.
40:02And in the space of literally seconds, Sam forgot he agreed to a second date.
40:07No, I didn't.
40:08I said maybe if we bumped into each other.
40:09I didn't say yeah.
40:10Did I say yeah?
40:11Wait, did I say yeah?
40:12Yeah.
40:13You said yeah.
40:15Hello ladies.
40:16Lovely to see you.
40:17Good to see you too.
40:18Hattie, how are you?
40:19I'm good, thank you.
40:20Now Hattie, you were Sam's blind date.
40:23So how was that for you?
40:25It was good fun.
40:26We had a good time.
40:27Lots of laughter.
40:29So I think overall it was really positive and we both had a good time.
40:33I agree.
40:35Did you feel like there was any chemistry with Sam?
40:38We clearly had a good time and got on really well.
40:41But I walked away being like, I don't know if Sam fancies me.
40:45Do you fancy Sam?
40:46I do think Sam's attractive, yeah.
40:48Well that's an excellent time then to throw it over to Sam.
40:51I completely agree, eh dubs?
40:53Firstly, how was the date for you?
40:55Hattie's lovely, very, very sweet.
40:58But I should have agreed not to see her again.
41:01I'm already in trouble today, so let's try and put this fire out.
41:04I think we had fun.
41:06But I think the attraction there on the next level was not there for me.
41:10But I really enjoyed our date, it was great.
41:12Okay, so that was honest.
41:14About bloody time.
41:15You're not left with anything or any unanswered questions?
41:18Not really.
41:19No.
41:20Okay.
41:21Well, so far so good Sam.
41:22Thank you for the fee- yeah, great.
41:23Okay.
41:24Well that was all a bit nice.
41:25I wanted a bollocking.
41:27Oh well, I think there's still time.
41:29Mahan.
41:30Hi.
41:31Lovely to see you.
41:32Welcome to brunch.
41:33How are you feeling?
41:34Good.
41:35How was your date with Sam?
41:36It was nice.
41:37I thought we had some nice moments.
41:38Okay.
41:39So far so good.
41:40And then you went out on another date.
41:41Yes.
41:42And that was a double date with Alana and Louis.
41:45So tell us about that.
41:47We were all wine tasting.
41:49It was great.
41:50I was looking forward to a better one-to-one time with Sam.
41:53But Louis asked for a chat so we walked away.
41:56And when I came back, Sam was gone.
42:01What?
42:02Yep, he vanished faster than the beasts roast in a carvery.
42:06You...
42:07You went?
42:11That didn't sit well with you, Mahan.
42:12No, absolutely not.
42:15I can't explain.
42:16This had better be good.
42:18I was trying to just kind of...
42:20Just be me.
42:21I couldn't match anyone's energy around the table.
42:23And in that moment I went to the Lou and I came back and I was like,
42:26I'm just gonna go.
42:28And I'm sorry.
42:30And I'm...
42:31It was embarrassing for me to stand here and say that.
42:33But I am really sorry.
42:34And I've never done that before in my life.
42:36But I just had to...
42:37I had to get out of there.
42:39When you say you couldn't match anyone else's energy,
42:41was anything to do with you walking out?
42:43Anything to do with the fact that Louis and Mahan had gone off for a chat?
42:47No.
42:48Bullshit.
42:49So, within that date situation, it sounds like you weren't feeling present.
42:55Would you have said that was fair, Mahan?
42:57Honestly speaking, I thought you were present.
42:59Because you were joking around with Louis and you were absolutely fine.
43:02Before, yeah, and then...
43:03And me and Louis went off for a chat and you just disappeared.
43:06And to me, you didn't even drop me a message.
43:09Yeah, I can't.
43:11Louis, curious to know just your thoughts on this.
43:14Yeah, I was a little bit shocked that he left a girl on her own at a table.
43:22Mm-hm.
43:23He's his own man, isn't it?
43:24Whatever he does, he does.
43:25Wow, when Louis Russell's taken the moral high ground, you know you fucked it.
43:30Sam, we can see this is very uncomfortable for you.
43:32I just feel bad that I treated you like that.
43:36It's obviously not okay, it's the height of disrespect just to storm out on any date.
43:43This is so awkward.
43:45I feel like I've explained myself, but Mahan still looks furious.
43:49And I'm just not sure I can claw this one back.
43:52Okay, well, here we are then.
43:55Sam, would you like to date either Hattie or Mahan again?
44:01I think, Hattie, I'd love to be your friend.
44:06I think we had a great time.
44:07I think.
44:08And Mahan, I think I...
44:11I would like to go on a date.
44:14If you would go on a date with me.
44:17I would like to make up for how I'd behave last time, for sure.
44:20Yeah, good luck with that, mate.
44:24Okay, Mahan.
44:26Will you give Sam a second chance to go on a date with him again?
44:29Yeah.
44:33I would like to get to know him a little bit better.
44:36That'd be nice.
44:37What the actual fuck?
44:38I didn't expect that.
44:40You and me both, Anna.
44:41Would you like to be clear with Sam about how you expect to be treated on a date?
44:45I think he knows.
44:46Yeah, just stay for the duration.
44:48I mean, that would be base level, Sam, stay for the duration.
44:51Say goodbye, say hello, you know.
44:53Mainly goodbyes.
44:54Okay, so, Hattie, thank you very much indeed.
44:57And safe to say then, Sam, Mahan, managed to save up the skin of your teeth.
45:02You're going on another date.
45:03Great.
45:04Okay, well done.
45:05Great.
45:06Hattie, thanks.
45:07It's so lovely to meet you.
45:08You too.
45:10Hey.
45:11So sorry again.
45:12Let's be honest, that was terrible, but I deserved every single one of those words.
45:16I'm happy she's agreed to a second date and I can actually show her who I really am.
45:21Celebrities and date teas, we want to thank you.
45:23That is it for your final brunch.
45:26Thank you so much for your honesty.
45:28We truly appreciate it.
45:29Yes, well done, guys.
45:30Celebrities, you have a lot to think about and a few more dates to go on.
45:35So we wish you good luck.
45:37Thank you so much, guys.
45:38It's been tense, but it's been very eye-opening.
45:41A bit like my last colonoscopy.
45:43We look forward to seeing you all very, very soon.
45:45Apart from you, Mark, Paul will see you in the car park now for a tear up.
45:50Tomorrow night.
45:52Donna's opening up.
45:54You wasted four years of my life.
45:57You didn't love me.
45:58And Louis shutting down.
46:00I feel like the communication would just be the main thing.
46:03I'm not in a position to commit.
46:05As our celebs.
46:06I'm so upset.
46:07Don't do that again.
46:09Go.
46:10You would never ask what underwear I had on, would you?
46:13Because there's actually none on here.
46:15Dating!
46:16You want to know the last person that I did this for?
46:18Who is that?
46:19Jerry Springer.
46:20I might say, hey, yeah!
46:21I think that's the best place.
46:23I have a room for my life.
46:25I hope that this was to be a good time.
46:26That's how good it is.
46:27It's my home.
46:28I'm not."
46:29I'm not real.
46:30And I'm not real.
46:31You are a bit married.
46:32This is my life, man.
46:33I love you.
46:34I'm not real.
46:35I'm not real.
46:37I'm not real.
46:38I'm not real.
46:39I'm not real.
46:40I'm not real.
46:41I'm not real.
46:42I'm not real.
46:43I'm not real, but there's a lot of time.
46:44I'm not real.
46:45It's all the time.
46:46I'm not real.
46:47But I'm real.
46:48You
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