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Celebs Go Dating (2016) Season 14 Episode 3- Episode 3
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00:01Previously
00:03The agency went international
00:06Welcome celebrities to the beautiful island of Ibiza. Thank you for having us. You have no idea what we've got in store for you
00:13So with our famous faces settling into the sunshine. Oh, there's an elephant that guy will pet anything
00:19Oh, the connection between Liv and Louie Sean Bryant. I'm a romantic guy. Oh, yeah
00:25Yeah, I have a lot of romance to give just no one to give it to sure
00:30Nipple stiff. I'll have a bit to you the temperatures rising the tension is palpable mate
00:36Can you feel it too? Yes as our celebs. It's very wet. I'm very moist. Yeah, have you ever been spout on?
00:43Dating just one of the other girls
00:45No, no, no, no
00:56Welcome to celebs go dating and Ibiza baby
01:00That's why we packed up our agency paid for extra emotional baggage and jet everyone off to the white aisle look at this
01:10This is a good morning and our professional love maestros are setting themselves up for what looks like a really hard day's graft
01:17And then we grab a banana
01:19Of course you would go for the banana because I love potassium because you love phallic shaped
01:25Vitamins vitamins just a healthy girl cheers. This is just my mana double
01:30Good morning. Oh
01:32Good morning. Oh my job gets a croissant. I'm raring to go. You look great. Thank you. But you both look fresh
01:37I'll bring Ibiza. Yeah time for me to get out of my scruff. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, all right
01:42So can we talk about the celebs for a second though? Easy P dog. Can't you see this node under who has impressed you the most so far?
01:50I
01:51Say Kerry actually. I feel like she's come with a really good energy. I think she's here. She's trying. So yeah
01:58I'm gonna give her a little well. Yeah, do you carry? Okay. Did you see any special connections a little bit?
02:03A little bit? Mm-hmm. Who do you see? A little bit. The LLs. The LLs. Yeah. Cool, Jay. How did we book him?
02:09I mean Liv and Louie. Oh, yep Liv and Louie. Knew that. Two
02:13Gorgeous human beings. I don't know. It could be but we'd rather not, right? Yeah. We want them to explore. It's the dating agency. Yeah
02:22They're a lot to handle. Do you mean too hot to handle, Paul?
02:25Hey, the agency is all about exploring connections, but when it comes to exploring each other
02:31That's something we need to keep an eye on. We do have a lot of work to do. They're going out on dates. We're seeing Kerry.
02:36Kerry Katona. Kerry Katona. Kerry Katona. Anna Yorgo. Spoilers fault. You have no idea
02:44About her background at all. No. You've not had the full Kerry experience. You can do though for $9.99 a month.
02:50Tara, you should definitely do Kerry's today. I think so too. Yeah. Very excited to dive into it. You know what?
02:56If you're up for it, I wouldn't mind taking Kerry 2 with you. Yep. Safety in numbers. That sounds good. I'll hold it down here.
03:01It's Tara and Anna. Do it. You can go get Manny and Petty.
03:04Do they? I am going to do that. Yeah. There you go.
03:06I'm going to get a full manicure and pedicure today. Yeah. How about that?
03:09Oh, he's taking the piss now. He better not be invoicing for today.
03:12All right. Well then, to us. Done. To a wonderful day of girl power.
03:16Yay, Ibiza. Yay, Ibiza indeed, lucky buggers. So while these three live their best lives poolside,
03:25we're going to get started.
03:26Over at the Celeb Villa, our super famous singles are getting plucked and pumped for whatever
03:32we throw at them. And after a classic bit of will they, won't they action last night, Liv and
03:38Louis are cracking on where we left them. You know there's a trick that if you put an egg
03:44egg and you squeeze it, it doesn't crack. Come on, Liv, he's not that stupid. And then
03:49squeeze it really hard, it won't crack. Second thought. I saw it on TikTok. You saw it on
03:57TikTok and now my hand looks like that. We've all been there. No, but I think you did it wrong.
04:03I did it wrong. Nothing happened with me and Liv last night, but there was a bit of a vibe
04:10there. There was a spark and I would have fully been down if that spark lit up. You can't
04:16crack it in there. You can't put it in there and crack it. Did you really just tense your arm
04:21like that? No, no, that's not what I was doing. Yeah, it was. Put it in there. Here? Yeah.
04:28What is going on? It's classic egg-based flirting. I think if your muscles were
04:33stronger though, it would crack. I'm not reading this wrong. There's definitely flirty
04:39vibes here. And I know that's not what we're here for, but I'm definitely enjoying it.
04:44I've got this. Get out. Get out. They are defo getting it on, aren't they? Will these
04:50celebs ever learn? I blame Joey Essex and Stephanie Pratt Series 1. Anyways, upstairs and taking
04:55things a lot more seriously are Christine and Kerry. You've got dates today, haven't you?
04:59Are we honest, how are you feeling? I don't know. Sounds like she does know and she's
05:06shitting it. I'm thinking about what to talk about, what to ask. Dating for me is still
05:12quite new. The reality of going on a date later has got me so nervous. I'm worried about saying
05:18the wrong thing or feeling awkward or not really knowing what to talk about. I'm absolutely
05:25dreading her. I struggle with being rejected. I haven't done the whole dating thing. I just
05:30get married and repopulate the world.
05:36Whilst these two discuss Kerry's global takeover, across the corridor, Love Island's Liv is
05:43helping S Club John with a makeover, ahead of his first date in Donkeys.
05:48Come on then, let's have a fashion show. So I know what trousers I want to wear. I want
05:51to wear them. Love. Bit of linen. That's very odd beef up, but I'm thinking that's more like
05:55pool party. Yeah, pool party, jumble sale vibes. And then I'm thinking maybe that shirt with
06:02those trousers. Yeah, gorgeous. With the green shoes? With my green shoes, yeah. Perfect. There
06:06we go. You don't even need me. I do need you. I'm just here for guidance. Guidance, yeah. And
06:11I'd guide those shirts straight onto a bonfire. This will be my first date, like actual proper,
06:17proper date in six and a half years. What? I'm not surprised if you knock about in those
06:23shirts. Six and a half years? Six and a half years, mate. This is a big deal. It is a big
06:26deal. At the mix of John Cho's super sexy South African Jared. I would like to take Jared.
06:34Told ya. But he couldn't make it, so we've gone with second in line and just as super sexy
06:39Polish lovehunk Lucas. Big boy. Hello, how are you? I'm very good, thanks. How are you? I'm
06:44very good, thank you. Are you happy that you're going on a date with Lucas then? I am, yeah.
06:49I mean, obviously it wasn't the date that I picked, but then to be fair, he definitely would
06:53have been my second choice anyway. That's all I'm trying to think of, just, there's no
06:56pressure, just going to have lunch with my lovely mum. Yeah, just your first date after
07:00six and a half years. Exactly, yeah. Alright Liv, you're meant to be keeping him calm.
07:03And then you're going to be going on loads of dates. Cue slightly terrified laugh. Help
07:09him out, Liv. The worst date I've been on, he couldn't speak English, we couldn't understand
07:13each other at all. Okay, yeah, so. So we were communicating over Google Translate. Why did
07:18you go out with him then, Liv? Because he was so hot.
07:22While those two giggle their bits off.
07:31Our professional heartache handlers are sweating theirs off, waiting for Hurricane Katona to
07:35blow into town for a catch up. Batten down the hatches, ladies!
07:39This is going to be such a great first session to dig deep and for me to catch up to what
07:44you already know. I guess the whole reason why she's here in the agency now with us again
07:49is because her happy ever after has recently ended. So I'm hoping she's going to perhaps
07:54let us in on that too. Yeah. Well, let's find out. Here she is now.
07:59Well, hello, beautiful ladies. Look at you two!
08:02Hello!
08:03Carrie Katona's in the house. Sorry we're not starting up, but if we get up, I mean, I'm getting
08:10on, Carrie. I mean, aren't we all kids? Aren't we all?
08:14Carrie, can I just say, you look radiant. Do I? I think that's car pre-menopausal as well.
08:18Evita does you well. It's like the River Thames down there. What, full of shopping trolleys
08:23and wet wipes? Can I just say, I mean, I think this is the new atomic kitten.
08:28Explosive pussy! I'd get that looked at. I mean, Carrie, I'll be honest, this is like deja
08:35ve. It is a little bit. It is a little bit. Before we go into all of this, I don't know anything.
08:40I should have brought my autobiographies. It would have been so much easier for you.
08:44She's still got four pallets of them in her garage. Go from the beginning. Yeah.
08:48Buckle up, Dr T. We're in for a bumpy ride. I met my first husband when I was 18.
08:54We were both pop stars. I got married at 21. He cheated on his stag do.
09:01That does sound very traumatising. Gets better. Does it?
09:06Went to rehab. Had a massive breakdown. I end up marrying my mum's drug dealer.
09:11OK. Not ideal. And he was cheating on the right and centre. I went into bankruptcy.
09:16Lost all my money. And then I met George, who I've known since I was 14.
09:21Complete, utter bad boy. Just got out of prison. I'll have a bit of you.
09:27Nipple stiff? Yeah. What have you done time for? Kidnap and torture? Great. You'll do me.
09:33End up getting completely and utterly battered and abused.
09:43I had no idea how horrible things have been for Carrie.
09:46She's listing off her trauma like a shopping list.
09:49It just shows how strong she's had to be.
09:52And that was around the time that we saw Carrie in the agency. OK.
09:56Then what happened? Oh, so then I ended up getting back with my ex-boyfriend.
09:59You were engaged to Ryan then? Yeah, four years. Yeah, four years.
10:02We used to go for six and a half years.
10:04How did that end? Did you have a final conversation?
10:06We was arguing quite a lot.
10:08Because he wasn't there for me emotionally.
10:11And that used to really get to me.
10:14And it's little things. Just the little things I want.
10:17I don't want diamond rings. It's the little things.
10:19So I kicked off. That's it. We're done.
10:21And we said, look, I just don't know if I love you any more.
10:23He said he doesn't think he loves you. He doesn't think he loves me any more.
10:26He doesn't know what he wants.
10:30I was devastated.
10:33Carrie, you have gone through what some people might...
10:37It might feel like ten lifetimes of trauma. More, yeah.
10:42But I am really proud of myself because I got through it.
10:46I truly hail you as one of the most resilient people I have ever met.
10:53It's all good and well being resilient.
10:55But on the other foot, it makes me quite sad to have had to become so resilient.
11:05I never had anyone to look after me.
11:09I've had to be my own hero.
11:11Which I'm really proud of.
11:13But yeah, I struggle with that.
11:16I might need some help to find my balance.
11:21Balance.
11:23Aw, Kezza, we'll look after you.
11:25It's all onwards and upwards from here.
11:32So as the agents delve deeper with Kerry,
11:35old Johnny S Club is about to hop on the dating horse for the first time in six and a half years.
11:40It's been a long time.
11:41So yeah, I'm all spruced, I'm all perfumed up, I'm quaffed and ready to go.
11:49Well, it's now or never, brother.
11:51And good news, that shirt's actually decent in real life.
11:54Oh, and here comes his date.
11:56The tropical Tyson Fury, Lucas.
11:59Like Lilt in human form.
12:00So I'm looking forward to a very, very nice chill vibes with John and see what's going to happen.
12:06Hopefully, you know, we'll take some clothes off later.
12:08Easy, Lucas, it's only lunch.
12:10And it will hit the sunbeds.
12:11Oh, thank God for a minute.
12:12I thought you wanted to reach for the stars on the first night.
12:15Hello, John.
12:16Hey.
12:17How are you?
12:18I'm good, buddy, how are you?
12:19I'm very good.
12:20Nice to see you as well.
12:21Nice to see you, looking very summer fresh.
12:23I haven't been on a date in so long, and to be honest, I'm bricking it.
12:27I just don't want to fall at the first hurdle, but Lucas looks hot, so that's a good start.
12:31Here's to a lovely week in Ibiza.
12:33You too, thank you so much.
12:34Yeah, no worries.
12:36So, how did you find the mixer?
12:38Crazy.
12:39At the end of the day, I just feel like I had like 50,000 conversations with people.
12:43So, did you know any of the other celebrities?
12:45I knew you.
12:46You knew me?
12:47I knew Kari Katana.
12:48Oh, she says hello, by the way.
12:49Oh, thank you.
12:50No, she introduced us.
12:51I know she did.
12:52No, I said, I said, I'm going on a date with Lucas.
12:54She said, oh, say hello for me.
12:56Nailed it, J-Dog.
13:00Set up her Netflix this morning.
13:01Did you?
13:02Yeah.
13:03She's very happy with me.
13:04Oh, God, S-Club, John, you're panicking.
13:06He's panicking.
13:07He's nervous.
13:08So, it's a little bit harder than I remember.
13:10I'm not quite sure why I'm telling him about setting up a Netflix account.
13:13Christ, I knew he was rusty, but the hull of the Titanic's in better, Nick.
13:16I think we're going to have a movie night tonight.
13:18I wonder what she's going to select.
13:20Let's hope it's something more sexually charged than this.
13:23Bambi, maybe?
13:34Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
13:37We're at the villa.
13:38Louis is, well, being Louis.
13:40Why have you got dicks in the pool?
13:42Why are there dicks in the pool?
13:45It's the one standing next to it I'm worried about.
13:49Back on his first date in six and a half years,
13:51Johnny S-Club is proving to be a bit ring rusty with his Polish Prince, Lucas.
13:55When are you going home?
13:56Smooth.
13:57I'm playing back on software.
13:59How do you find Ibiza?
14:01I usually leave that up to the pilot, waka waka.
14:03It's beautiful.
14:04I've been here once before, probably about ten years ago, though.
14:06OK.
14:07Have you been here before?
14:08No, but I've been to Mallorca like eight times.
14:10All right, Captain Air Miles.
14:11Good, good, good.
14:12Have you been to Poland before?
14:13I nearly went.
14:14I haven't been.
14:15Have I been?
14:16I have drunk too much, sick in a toilet, collapsed in Krakow city centre.
14:20I was talking to someone earlier and there was like, you must have been all around the world.
14:23I was like, yes, I have, but I haven't seen any of it.
14:25Because I've only seen like cars, TV stations and hotels.
14:28From one place to another.
14:29Yeah, so sometimes I don't know where I've been and where I haven't.
14:32I don't think I actually have, I don't think I've been to Poland, no.
14:34Where would you like to move if you could?
14:38I'll tell you this, Lucas, you won't stop moving to the S-Club beat, am I right?
14:43My plan is, I see myself in sort of like 10 years time, maybe 15 years time.
14:48I want a little farm.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Yeah.
14:51I love animals, like pigs, goats, chickens, turkeys.
14:54Horses.
14:55Horses, donkeys.
14:56That'll do, old MacDonald.
14:58I still feel like I'm out of my depth here, but I'm trying to loosen up.
15:02I mean, the conversation is flowing.
15:04Well, if listing farm animals counts, then sure.
15:07I worked at a little farm for a little bit.
15:09I used to look after llamas and alpacas.
15:12Have you ever been spat on?
15:15Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
15:17Good work, S-Club.
15:18I have not.
15:20Give it time.
15:21Two more jugs of sangria, please.
15:23Oh my God.
15:24It stinks.
15:25It's so bad.
15:26So, so bad.
15:27As bad as your chat, mate.
15:28I know it's been six and a half years, but llama spit, come on.
15:35Back with the agents.
15:36Kerry's left quite an impression on Dr T and probably on that lawn chair by now.
15:40It's too hot, guys.
15:41Well, Kerry, thank you so much for sharing all of that.
15:45Thank you for listening.
15:46Really.
15:47I'm so grateful.
15:48You've worked so much on yourself and just the fact that you're here, it already shows
15:52me that you're extremely courageous and I love working with courageous women.
15:58Oh, thank you.
15:59Yeah, you really have done the work.
16:00Yeah.
16:01You haven't just listened to one or two podcasts.
16:02Oh, every day.
16:03You've done some proper work.
16:04Every day, Anna.
16:05I get a proper morning.
16:06Can I just read you something?
16:07Yeah.
16:08Right.
16:09So, this morning I do my affirmations.
16:10I have done Thankful Journal for the last six years.
16:12And I do every morning too.
16:13High five.
16:14High five, sis.
16:16Affirmations are positive statements that you repeat to yourself every day in order
16:20to effect positive change.
16:23I'm really proud of Kerry.
16:24She is clearly doing all the work and she's absolutely in the right place.
16:28So, obviously I talk about how amazing I am, how much I love myself, how grateful I am.
16:33And then, this morning I thought, right, I want to find my soulmate.
16:40So, in my gratitude book, I talk as if it's in the now.
16:45It's already happened.
16:46Absolutely.
16:47I have found my soulmate.
16:49My soulmate is loyal, is honest, is funny, is loving, is affectionate, is supportive.
16:56My soulmate loves me unconditionally.
17:00My soulmate will slow dance with me in the kitchen and sing with me on the karaoke.
17:06My soulmate is my biggest cheerleader.
17:08My soulmate is kind and considerate.
17:11And my soulmate has got his own fucking money.
17:15Hallelujah!
17:17Yes, bitch!
17:18And do you know what?
17:19That you just described pretty much yourself.
17:21Yeah.
17:22So, we need to find Kerry with a penis.
17:24Absolutely!
17:25Kerry with a penis.
17:26Now, that's a panto I'd pre-book for.
17:30Down at the beach, an S Club Jon has been having a bit of a bumpy ride.
17:34Let's see if he's been able to steady his dating hall, shall we?
17:37I moved to London over three years ago.
17:39My marriage finished in Brighton.
17:42Are you married?
17:43I'm still married.
17:44You're still married?
17:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:46Still married!
17:47Sorry, what?
17:48He's still married?
17:49That's a little bit of a bombshell.
17:50But don't worry.
17:51We are completely separated or sorted.
17:53Great news.
17:54Could have been awkward at gap with your rivals.
17:56When did you get married?
17:57Um, 2016.
17:59It was like 2021, I think, when we separated.
18:02Something like that.
18:03Yeah, yeah.
18:04So, when was your last relationship?
18:06I was with the guy for a couple of years.
18:10But he was unfaithful the entire time that we were together.
18:13So, that was very upsetting.
18:14Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:15But then, after sort of a period of time of being away from each other, I ended up going back.
18:19That continued to be on and off, on and off, on and off for about six years.
18:24Oh, wow.
18:25Six or seven years, yeah.
18:26Obviously, talking about things from your past that are painful can be difficult, but it's part of my story, part of my journey.
18:32And you can't move forward unless you accept what's already happened.
18:36You finished, General?
18:37We finished, thank you so much.
18:38Very good.
18:39Well done, S Club J. You've made it through your first date.
18:42And you only asked him if he's been spat on once.
18:45Well, thank you for lunch.
18:47Do you fancy going for a walk on the beach?
18:49Oh, one step at a time, mate. Come on now.
18:51Let's go.
18:52Let's do it.
18:53I do fancy John, he's a really, really good guy.
18:56Down to earth, very, very funny.
18:58I listened to S Club 7 when I was younger, so going on a date with him was a little bit surreal.
19:03I can't believe S Club 7 didn't have number one in Poland.
19:07I know, it's a tragedy.
19:09Oh, sorry, that's steps, innit?
19:11He's a really nice guy, like very, very friendly, very kind.
19:14You can tell he's got a good heart.
19:16Ah, well, a slow start, but looks like you've nailed it, J-Bomb.
19:19Apart from the married stuff, he'll snap him like a twig.
19:22All right, Lucas, let him go now, mate.
19:24Lucas, thank you.
19:25There you go.
19:30Well, as S Club John slips through Lucas's grip, back at the villa, Christine's grappling with the thought of her first day in Yonks.
19:37I'm so nervous and everything, I'm thinking, am I ready?
19:40But I know that one day I would love to share my life with someone.
19:44Yeah, cool.
19:45And you've got to start with getting to know them, so it's going to be just a slow process, yeah.
19:50Oh, here we go, the one-man flirt machine is in the house.
19:53Well, the pool, buy it, but you know what I mean.
19:56Here he is.
19:57Don't worry, I'm here.
19:58We won't, we won't worry.
20:00You guys have lovely feet, by the way.
20:02Oh, God, he's one of those footmen.
20:04Smooth, colour-way, tan, nice.
20:07I've got a wiki feet page, someone made it for me.
20:09You are welcome, Christine.
20:11It's like an OnlyFans for your feet.
20:13Yeah.
20:14I think I've seen that.
20:15I've got a five-star review.
20:16Have you?
20:17Yeah.
20:18Really?
20:19Good.
20:20They won't let mine on there.
20:21I've got more corns than the Jolly Green Giant.
20:22One time I was a missionary and her legs were on my shoulder and her foot was looking at me,
20:26so I put it in my mouth.
20:28I'm not sure what's worse, him sucking on a foot or a foot being able to look at him.
20:32And then I regretted it straight away.
20:33Did you?
20:34Because, yeah, we started laughing, because I sort of, like, went, like, pushed it out,
20:38because it was kind of gross.
20:39Oh.
20:40Oh, OK.
20:41To be fair, I did have my Veruca sock on.
20:42I've got a question for you.
20:44OK, brace yourself, Christine.
20:46So, because you went from heterosexual, is it heterosexual, to then?
20:52No, I was never heterosexual.
20:54I don't really label myself anything other than Christine, to be honest.
20:58OK, did you have that before?
21:00When did you find out you were just Christine?
21:02Because I agree, I'm just Louis, too.
21:04One Louis is enough, thank you.
21:06No, I dated men and women before I got married.
21:10Oh, OK.
21:11Well, yeah, for the last three years, I've only dated women.
21:14Mm-hm.
21:15Do you wear strap-ons and stuff?
21:16Oh, for fuck's sake, Louis.
21:18But good question, carry on.
21:19That's too much, Louis.
21:21Sorry.
21:22I'm sorry.
21:23I just...
21:24Is that a bad question?
21:25I'm sorry, I'm gonna shut up.
21:26Yep, now would be a good time to suck on a big old size nine foot.
21:30Back on the incredibly sweaty lawn chairs, Dr T is listing her favourite kitchen utensils.
21:38Let's talk about the mixer.
21:39I'm listening.
21:40Yeah.
21:41Oh, she means the mixer, mixer.
21:43Well, down in the Curtain Love Dungeon, Kerry, as predicted, made a typically understated entrance.
21:49But made sure everyone knew just how fun and chilled out she is.
21:52I'm dead easy going me.
21:54I'm a hoot.
21:55And despite having cold feet jumping back into the dating pool.
21:58I'm in a really good place with me.
22:00And I'm a little bit worried about letting somebody in my energy.
22:05Keza took the plunge.
22:06Come on, get up!
22:07I do think that from the mixer, from what we have observed, that there is a specific communication script that you go for.
22:17It's almost like a presentation.
22:18Yeah.
22:19It wasn't very flirtatious.
22:20It wasn't like feminine and leaning in.
22:23That makes me cringe.
22:25What's making you cringe?
22:26I don't know.
22:27I think it's just...
22:28Lean in and flirt a little makes you cringe?
22:31Because people know I do OnlyFans, right?
22:33People have this presumption of me.
22:35I get really embarrassed.
22:37And like going sexy for the camera.
22:39What?
22:40No.
22:41Flirting doesn't mean sexual.
22:44It does the way I do it.
22:45With Dale on the date tomorrow.
22:47Keep being playful and being inquisitive.
22:49Absolutely.
22:50And get your flirt on.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Kerry.
22:54All right.
22:55We freaking love you.
22:56I love you girls too.
22:57And listen, tomorrow you and Dale...
22:59It's a new day!
23:00Enjoy it.
23:01Enjoy it.
23:02Husband number four.
23:03Here we go.
23:04Let the sparks fly.
23:05I'm joking.
23:06Bye-bye ladies.
23:07Wow.
23:08I told you it was a background and a half, didn't I?
23:10I just thought this is a movie and it's one of the saddest movies I've ever seen ever.
23:16You've obviously never seen Sharknado.
23:18Those fish just want to be loved.
23:21Anyway, at the villa, Johnny Boy is coming back from his date with hunky monkey Lucas.
23:27We've been so excited.
23:29We're ready for you.
23:30I love it.
23:31How was it?
23:32I want to know everything.
23:33It was all right.
23:34Well, that was worth waiting for.
23:35Give us a rundown.
23:36Like, start to finish.
23:37So, okay, he had like sort of like a nice little summer shirt on.
23:40Like, he could tell he was a lot more relaxed and stuff.
23:42He looked good.
23:43Was it worth breaking the six year seal?
23:45It was a good like first step back into the dating world because it was really fun.
23:49It was really easy.
23:50Did you kiss?
23:51No, there's no kiss.
23:52Oh, okay.
23:53Yeah, you've lost Louis.
23:54You've got your date tonight.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Are you excited?
23:57Yeah.
23:58Are you both like first date kissers?
23:59I'm very like open to something where the lips may entwine on the first time of exchanging
24:05our four names.
24:07Very eloquent.
24:08Kissing tells you a lot.
24:10I can tell if you're good in bed by the way you kiss.
24:14Promise you.
24:15Come on, these two.
24:16When we first kiss, it's going to be you leaning.
24:19I can't lean in because I feel like you'll slap me or something.
24:22Someone slap me, please.
24:24You've made me nervous to try and...
24:27You scared you to get rejected?
24:28Yeah.
24:29Okay.
24:30Ah, now we're getting to it.
24:31Feeling like a little bit of a gooseberry at the moment.
24:34I mean, these guys shouldn't be dating other people.
24:36They should just date each other.
24:37Why don't they go and get a room?
24:38Just take these off.
24:39Those in beautiful eyes.
24:41Fucking hell.
24:42Sorry, Jon.
24:43Jesus Christ.
24:44They're beautiful, aren't they?
24:45What?
24:46Yeah.
24:47Stop.
24:48Stop.
24:49If only you two would.
24:51Poor old S Club Johnny.
24:53Welcome to the Celebs Go Dating Ibiza getaway.
25:07Where our honey blonde mega babe Christine is glamming up ahead of her date.
25:11I'm so nervous.
25:12It's been ages since I've dated.
25:15It's really hard to date in the public eye because everyone's got an opinion or something
25:20to say and everyone hears about it before you've even figured out how you feel about
25:27it yourself.
25:28If that's a problem, this may not be the show for you.
25:31Back in Blighty, Christine hit it off with Leanne at The Mixer, realising just how much
25:35they had in common.
25:36Do you have any children?
25:37I've got three.
25:38So have I.
25:39I've got three as well.
25:40I've got twin boys.
25:41I've got twins.
25:42I've got twins.
25:43Have you got twins?
25:44Yeah.
25:45But when it came to the big beefer decision.
25:47I'm really, really torn.
25:49Christine took her sweet, sweet.
25:54You've got this Christine.
25:57Sweet time.
25:59Leanne.
26:00Who put Christine in the air fryer because she is piping hot?
26:08You look amazing.
26:09Have a good time.
26:10Have a good time.
26:11Have a good time.
26:12Have a good time.
26:13Oh my God, Leanne is going to die.
26:14Alright, calm down.
26:15Let's come.
26:16Imagine going on a date and that rocking up.
26:18Well, someone with zero fear of public embarrassment is lavaed up Louis, who's hoping things don't
26:27get too steamy on his date.
26:28So my strategy for today is to maybe try and not be as flirty.
26:33It was a double busy mixer for Louis who was like a kid in a sweet shop, but twice as sticky.
26:40What did you put on your lips?
26:41Lip gloss.
26:42Wow.
26:43Maybe I should start using lip gloss.
26:45And he somehow managed to pull off the agency's fastest ever smack-a-roo.
26:49Oh, don't tell him.
26:50But when it came to decision time, he abandoned Miss Lip Gloss and used his charm harpoon on
26:56a completely different girl.
26:58I don't know your name, but in the white dress.
27:01It's Caitlin.
27:02You're beautiful and I want to get to know you better.
27:05Maybe start with her name and then go from there.
27:07I feel like people really get mistaken because I'm a flirty person.
27:13I'm going to try my best to not be flirty and maybe take a little step back.
27:18Oh, it sounds like Louis is a changed man.
27:21Maybe the agent's wisdom has finally sunk.
27:23Nah, fuck it.
27:24I'm going to just go in there and do what I normally do.
27:26Normally works.
27:27Sometimes if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
27:2914 series down and still smashing it out of the park.
27:32She might really surprise me.
27:33I hope she does.
27:34I like surprises, innit?
27:36That's why I don't like letting people know that I have a big dick because then it's not
27:40a surprise.
27:41Must be a nice problem to have.
27:42Wouldn't know personally.
27:43You just obviously already know.
27:44That's why Big Ben was like a good nickname but then it wasn't because now girls are like,
27:48well, let me see how big it is.
27:50I'm like...
27:52You'll be burnt, Ben, if you do that with the iron on.
27:54How big's that iron, by the way?
27:56I don't burn the bad, do I?
27:57I look alright.
27:59Feeling good.
28:00Smelling good.
28:01Ready to go, I think.
28:03Shirt on, cock decreased.
28:05Let's do this.
28:06Whilst Louis puts his best foot long forward, S Club Jon has cornered Liv to get the goss
28:13on the Liv and Lou sit-a-roo.
28:15The tension is palpable, mate.
28:18Can you feel it too?
28:19Yes.
28:20Oh my God, since like day one.
28:21I know.
28:22What's going on?
28:23I haven't even been on my date with Mark yet.
28:24Do you know what?
28:25I want him to go on his date tonight and I want him to have a good time.
28:28Genuinely.
28:29But likewise, you should do the same as well.
28:30Yeah.
28:31I need to like, explore options and that's what we're here for.
28:34Yeah.
28:35But flirting's fun, do you know what I mean?
28:36Flirting is fun.
28:37But I think we need to like, concentrate on our dates for now.
28:40Yeah.
28:41And then maybe we can like, explore it at a later date, but we keep just gravitating towards
28:46each other.
28:47Yeah, there's obviously like, chemistry there.
28:49Yeah, definitely chemistry.
28:50Yeah.
28:51A lot of chemistry.
28:52Yeah.
28:53Sounds like you're more interested in biology, babe.
28:55Hmm.
28:56And it looks like the trouser tornado himself has blown into the harbour, ready to sweep
29:04mix-a-date Caitlyn right off her tootsies.
29:08I actually don't know that much about Louis at all.
29:11This is why, like, I'm really looking forward to the date to get to know him a little bit
29:14more and just see what's behind that lovely cheeky smile of his.
29:18Usually a humble brag about his ginormous dong.
29:20I'm feeling a little bit nervous for Shane like me, innit?
29:22If it goes well, I might go for a skinny dip.
29:25See, he's right there.
29:27Well, he's going to need three armbands.
29:29Right, little tip bro to bro.
29:31Always start any date with your best police officer impression.
29:34Hello, hello, hello.
29:36Not bad.
29:37Room for improvement.
29:38I'm good.
29:39How are you?
29:40Yeah, I'm good.
29:41You look lovely.
29:42Oh, thank you.
29:43So do you.
29:44You look amazing.
29:45Thanks.
29:46How long have you been waiting?
29:47Not long, honestly.
29:48Oh, good.
29:49Can't keep me waiting long, darling.
29:50No.
29:51I wasn't sure if I made the right choice picking Caitlyn at the mixer.
29:53Seeing Liv being with me, looking beautiful.
29:56But now, Caitlyn's looking leng.
29:59I definitely made the right choice.
30:01Where are you from?
30:02What do you mean?
30:03I don't know.
30:04The accent said, aren't you?
30:05Aren't you?
30:06I live in Liverpool, but I'm from London.
30:09Oh, so you've got the London accent, but like...
30:11The London accent with the Scouse twang.
30:13A little bit of twang from Scouse twang.
30:15Scouse twang, yeah.
30:16Yeah.
30:17I never asked where you were from.
30:18I'm from, like, outside South West.
30:21Come on, big guy.
30:22This should be an easy one.
30:23What's the fucking county I lived in?
30:27Cab drivers must hate this geezer.
30:31Oh, my God.
30:32This is painful.
30:33Is there something wrong with him?
30:34Please, for the love of all things good, just say something.
30:37Hampshire.
30:38Hampshire?
30:39Yeah.
30:40Do us a favour, Caitlin, can you keep the questions a bit more simple, please?
30:43What's, like, your type in a bloke?
30:45My type, I'd like to think that I'd have a type, but I think...
30:48Everyone says that a lot.
30:49I'd like to think I did have a type, but I think I'm steering away from it now only because
30:53it just hasn't really planned out to the way that I thought it would be, you know?
30:58So I'm just keeping an open mind and just letting natural things happen.
31:03Which you should.
31:04I don't know.
31:05What about yourself?
31:06What's your normal type?
31:07Brown features, like, brown eyes.
31:10Nice lips.
31:11Quite pretty.
31:12Quite pretty?
31:13Ticking a lot.
31:14You're ticking a lot of that.
31:15Yep, you've ticked the quite pretty box.
31:17Congratulations.
31:18I've struggled dating a lot because...
31:20You say things like that?
31:21Right now, I'm quite viral for just being a pretty boy, innit?
31:24So then, like...
31:25You are pretty.
31:26Only quite pretty.
31:27Yeah, yeah, but, like, when you go viral, you get this stat chart.
31:31And, like, girls do, like, just want to fuck.
31:35I'm not sure this one does.
31:40Anyway, speaking of pretty, on the other side of the island, our actual beauty queen Christine
31:45has just arrived for her sunset date with Leanne.
31:48But those bloody butterflies just won't bugger off.
31:50I am nervous.
31:51My mind's gone a bit blank.
31:53I don't really know what I'm going to talk about.
31:55This is gorgeous.
31:57Leanne isn't my usual type.
31:59She's more feminine, quite glamorous.
32:02But I would like to see more of her masculine side, which I'm pretty sure is in there.
32:09Well, oozing masculine energy comes naturally to me, obviously, but it ain't easy for everyone.
32:14I do love tits.
32:15But she's nailed it.
32:16I love tits.
32:17I love big tits.
32:18I love...
32:19I just love tits.
32:20Understood.
32:21Right, shall we?
32:22I'm going to be respectful.
32:23She's got a lovely set.
32:24Thank you, Leanne.
32:25Hello, Leanne.
32:26How are you?
32:27How are you?
32:28You look amazing.
32:29You look amazing too.
32:31Hair with the sunset as well.
32:33You look stunning, by the way.
32:34I love the tits.
32:35Red dress.
32:37Sorry.
32:38You look amazing.
32:39Thank you, mate.
32:40How's your day been?
32:41It's really good.
32:42Can't complain.
32:43We're in Ibiza.
32:44It's sunny.
32:45Exactly.
32:46That's what I keep thinking.
32:47I was really, really nervous.
32:48And then I was like, do you know what?
32:49We're my favourite island.
32:50I need to just chill.
32:51My favourite islands can be dogs and river.
32:53Oh, I love a Gile.
32:54What is?
32:55Would you like a drink or food or anything?
32:57Yes.
32:58Definitely need a drink.
32:59I think we need to order some tapas as well.
33:00Okay.
33:01I'm quite picky with food, but we can have a lot of summer.
33:04Oh, yeah.
33:05Now, this reminds me of you picking me.
33:07Oh, no.
33:08Because we need to talk about that.
33:10I'm so sorry.
33:11Don't be sorry.
33:12It took me forever.
33:13It was a long time, wasn't it?
33:15Put it this way.
33:16Louis remembered where he lives quicker.
33:18Oh, Paul, no.
33:19She's not interested.
33:20She's...
33:21Because I know you like masks.
33:22I'm like, I get it.
33:23I thought you might go with the other girl.
33:25I don't want any woman to ever feel originated.
33:27I know, yeah.
33:28I understand that.
33:29So I wouldn't leave somebody on.
33:31It was just, yeah.
33:32Now that Leanne's here, I've remembered why I picked her.
33:35She's got that masculine energy that I'm looking for.
33:37We've got loads in common, and she's even more useful than I remember.
33:41Do you struggle with that a lot, then?
33:43With making decisions on everything.
33:45Yeah.
33:46Like, literally, water socks to wear in the morning.
33:48Stop.
33:50Oh, this is going well.
33:53And Leanne's not tried to motorboat Christine yet.
33:55There's still time, I suppose.
33:57Grrrr.
34:00Right, let's head back to the harbour and find out if Louis had time
34:03to drastically improve his dating skills.
34:05What's it like having a twin?
34:06You know, I've never actually spoke to a twin.
34:08It's like just having another sister.
34:11Is it though?
34:12Probably is, mate.
34:13She's literally her sister.
34:14Because you're the same ages.
34:16You're in the same year.
34:17Like, in schools.
34:19Like, same, like, size.
34:21Like, same face.
34:23Same disappointed look when a bloke mansplains
34:25being a twin to an actual twin.
34:27Why did you pick me, though?
34:28That's what I want to know.
34:29Huh?
34:30Why did you pick me?
34:31Come on, Louis.
34:33Engage your brain.
34:34A lot of people at that mix were like, you know what I mean?
34:39No, not at all.
34:40But you didn't really give me two, like, pick me sort of vibes.
34:47You know?
34:48Yeah.
34:49Because you could have fucked up.
34:50Whoa.
34:51Wait, I could have messed up.
34:52Yeah.
34:53Taxi for Louis.
34:54Somewhere south-west-ish will do.
34:56Should I remind you what you did prior to?
34:59What did I do?
35:00You've not kissed one of the other girls.
35:01No.
35:02No.
35:03No, no, no, no, no.
35:04But sort of, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
35:06There's not so any lip balm.
35:09No.
35:10No, I didn't.
35:11Let's pack it up.
35:12The picnic's over.
35:13I mean, I've got some if you want some.
35:18Where is it?
35:19On my lips.
35:20No way.
35:21Well played, Louis.
35:22That looks harder to pull back than one of your giant Johnnies.
35:25And judging by those smiles, things are looking good for these two as well.
35:32How are you finding this, like, dating in general?
35:35I haven't dated in all of a lot.
35:37So I was married for a long time.
35:39Yeah.
35:40And it took me a while to even think about spending time with anyone.
35:44And luckily, I think for me, the women that I've spent time with in the last couple of years, I already knew them.
35:51Yeah, that helps.
35:52So I didn't have that, like, anxiety.
35:55Doing this.
35:56Doing this is very daunting and a little bit weird.
36:00You phoned over to Ibiza.
36:02Yeah, I know.
36:03I know, but I mean, sunset.
36:05Don't blame, yeah.
36:06I do love Ibiza.
36:07And I'm baby free.
36:08So that's mum time.
36:09It's my time now.
36:10Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
36:12Yeah.
36:13And do you feel okay about it?
36:14Oh, yeah.
36:15That's it.
36:16I think I carried mum guilt for far too long.
36:18And I still do.
36:19It's still it every now and again.
36:20And it feels back in.
36:21But I just think, do you know what?
36:23Be mum.
36:24Be lying.
36:25Exactly.
36:26Being on a date with another mum is lovely.
36:29To have that one thing in common and to be able to relate so easily has massively, massively helped.
36:35It's a big bonus.
36:36You've been married before.
36:38Yeah.
36:39I was with my baby's father for about 15 years.
36:41Yeah.
36:42So even, yeah.
36:43So the transition and just, like, was a lot.
36:47And I just even find that because we look femme presented as well, they don't take me seriously as if I really like women.
36:55Yeah.
36:56So that's always been quite irritating.
36:57How have you dealt with it?
36:58What do you say?
36:59I'm just like, I just love pussy.
37:01Respect.
37:02That's it.
37:03Fucking hell.
37:04Christine, don't know where to look.
37:06Leander's at the Puss Puss.
37:08Welcome back to the Celebs Go Day in Ibiza Bonanza.
37:21Where after an awkward case of I love pussies, Leanne's still hoping to keep things cosmic for her and Christine.
37:27What is your star sign?
37:29I'm on the cusp of Pisces and Aries.
37:31I'm Sagittarius.
37:32So fire.
37:33Yeah.
37:34Okay.
37:35Very, yeah.
37:36I get what I want.
37:37And we all know what that is, don't we?
37:42Back at the villa, Kerry's discovered the real reason SCJ and Liv joined the agency.
37:46Native agent.
37:48John practically is.
37:49It's been six and a half years, bless him.
37:51And over at the harbour, Louie's immersing himself in the culture.
38:00What's that, tequila?
38:01Well, he's trying to.
38:02That's olive oil.
38:03I was about to take a shot.
38:04It's like watching a fledgling bird discover the world for the first time.
38:08Fascinating.
38:10It's olive oil, don't put it on chips.
38:11That's more for like salads and stuff like that.
38:13So why have I got it then?
38:14Caitlin, little tip, if there's a second date, bring him a colouring book and a fruit shoot.
38:18He'll be happy for hours.
38:19Me and Caitlin are having a real good laugh, but I'm here to get that deep connection,
38:23so I need to find out a bit more about her, get a little bit deeper.
38:26Are you close with your parents?
38:28Very much, yeah.
38:29Yeah.
38:30I'm very close with my mum.
38:31She's my best friend.
38:32Love that.
38:33Yeah.
38:34She's a writer.
38:35She's definitely something I can really look up to, you know?
38:37Shout out to your mum.
38:38Shout out to her mum.
38:39Shout out to all mums out there, bro.
38:40Exactly.
38:41You stay the fuck away from our mum.
38:43I think growing up, the respect that I have for women,
38:48is come from my mum because she grew up like a single mum, innit?
38:54Right.
38:55With a terrible child.
38:57I was a piece of shit as a kid.
38:59Why is that?
39:00Was it just like a rebellious stage that you just lived out for so many years?
39:05I think the reason I was like that is because my dad left early and then my mum got ill.
39:15Oh, OK.
39:16So then I had to look after my mum from early doors, innit?
39:19Like, doing stuff that, like, I just feel like kids shouldn't be doing, man.
39:23You seem like a nice, genuine guy and...
39:25Yeah.
39:26Yeah, we thank my mum for that too.
39:27Exactly.
39:28Yeah, I'll give my mum a lot of credit.
39:29Oh, it's nice to see the softer side of Louis coming out.
39:32I caught a glimpse of it in the shower earlier too.
39:37And speaking of mouthfuls, the grubs arrived at Christine's date.
39:40Bon appetit!
39:41Do you want scallops?
39:42Do you like scallops?
39:43I've never tasted a scallop.
39:44It's very wet and very moist, which is sometimes a wonderful thing.
39:49Yeah.
39:50That's right up your street, Leanne.
39:51Not this, not in this form.
39:52Not in, like, that.
39:55You look amazing.
39:56You do.
39:57You look really, really gorgeous.
39:59And you've made this really easy.
40:00Good.
40:01That's what I'm wanting.
40:02I don't want...
40:03Like, no-one wants an awkward ass date.
40:05No.
40:06You want to feel comfortable.
40:07You want to have a good time.
40:08And we're here to get to know each other.
40:09And that's exactly what I'm trying to do.
40:11I'm dead.
40:12I have a particular bit of food, and I find it...
40:15..just uncomfortable with someone I don't know.
40:18Why do you find it uncomfortable?
40:20Erm...
40:21..it's just sensory issues.
40:23Yeah.
40:24So I'm autistic in a minute each year.
40:25Yeah.
40:26So I struggle with, like, too much texture.
40:28It could be the smell.
40:29It's just all of my senses.
40:30Yeah.
40:31It could be that it's too busy in somewhere,
40:32so I just try and avoid restaurants unless I've been there before.
40:36But, yeah, I think people just think I'm either a bit odd
40:40or that I've got an eating disorder of some sort.
40:44Do you struggle with it, though?
40:45It's just that first bit of just feeling different.
40:49Yeah.
40:50But...
40:52..I want somebody who accepts all of that and is OK with it
40:56and is just like, yeah, it's fine.
40:57Cos for me it's not a big deal.
40:58Yeah.
40:59One's different.
41:00Everyone's unique.
41:01And that's gorgeous.
41:02Yeah.
41:03I wouldn't normally open up about being autistic so early on,
41:07but it was lovely to be open and honest
41:09and she didn't bat an eyelid.
41:12Thank you so much.
41:14I'll get this.
41:16Now, why are you getting it?
41:17You've flown over here for me.
41:20I've loved it.
41:21Oh, it's amazing.
41:22That was just an amazing day.
41:23My first date just went really, really well.
41:27Leigh-Anne made me feel really comfortable
41:29just with how sure of herself she is.
41:32It gave me the floor to be able to talk about my autism,
41:36explain why I struggle in different places,
41:39which was really, really lovely for me.
41:42Bye, darling.
41:43Take care.
41:44Bye, gorgeous.
41:45My date with Christine went really, really well
41:48and I really would love to see her again.
41:50I know that Leigh-Anne is very, very beautiful
41:53and her energy is amazing.
41:55I just don't know if it is a different connection
41:59that could grow into something deeper.
42:02I really don't know right now.
42:04I don't know.
42:05Well, with Christine needing a think...
42:10Back at the villa, three of the nation's greatest minds
42:13are having a debrief on the day.
42:15Today was really, really tough.
42:17Who did you see today?
42:18It was Dr Tara and Anna.
42:20I love that it's Dr Tara but just Anna.
42:22Well, Anna's not a doctor.
42:24No, but she's always Dr Tara.
42:26I quite like that.
42:27Yeah.
42:28I bet he's a nightmare now, isn't he?
42:29She's a professor.
42:30Is she?
42:31Yeah, she's like one of the top leading professors.
42:33So their advice is like the best that you can get.
42:36Oh, no, they're proper, proper like...
42:37Really?
42:38Do they really deep dive?
42:40Yeah, and it was only first day today and I cried.
42:43Oh.
42:44I kind of go up with a shield.
42:46Mm.
42:47Like I know what I need to fix and I can do it all by myself.
42:49I don't need anybody's help.
42:51Yeah.
42:52And then they just start chipping away at you, don't they?
42:54The walls start coming down.
42:56And it's just like ping.
43:00Instantly.
43:01Dead, yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:02You're done.
43:03We see you.
43:04We see right through you.
43:05How did you like wrap up the agency day today?
43:07I said goodbye.
43:08I do the jokes around here, Katona.
43:13What's your advice for me for my day tomorrow?
43:16Give me one tip.
43:17Ignore all your outside noise.
43:19Thank you very much.
43:20That's exactly what I was going to say.
43:21And whatever else is going on, focus on the job in hand.
43:24Ignore anyone else.
43:26And embrace this opportunity because you could lose something.
43:30Yeah.
43:31Exactly.
43:32When you've never had it.
43:33True.
43:34Whoa.
43:35Mind blown.
43:36Any more pearls of wisdom?
43:37Don't eat yellow snow.
43:39Don't eat yellow snow.
43:40Yellow snow.
43:41Yellow snow.
43:42That's my tip for you.
43:43She's been a dick.
43:44She's been a dick.
43:47Well, as they say, when you hear the snort, it's time to a ball.
43:50Baby-byes for you lot.
43:54And it looks like Louis the love hog is wrapping things up on his date too.
43:58Splashing that Netflix cash.
44:00Appreciate it.
44:02Gracias.
44:03De nada.
44:04All right.
44:05She's right.
44:06Yeah.
44:07Yeah, before they realise the payment ain't gone through.
44:10Classic.
44:11Aye, aye.
44:12Picking up the bill.
44:13Holding hands.
44:14Moonlight stroll.
44:15We could be on for our first date.
44:17Smooch-a-woo-woo it.
44:18I think it went really well.
44:19I got to know him on a first level and he seems like a genuinely nice guy and I think there's
44:24more to him as well.
44:25I want to find out more, a lot more.
44:27I'm very intrigued.
44:29My date with Caitlyn went really well.
44:31She's very down to earth, family orientated, chill, but I'm asking questions if I do want to see her again.
44:40I think I do.
44:41I think right now I do, but I'll have to actually go away and evaluate the date.
44:47I'm going to tell you something.
44:48Go on.
44:49It was a great day.
44:50We had an amazing time and I was actually very surprised.
44:54And normally what I would do is give you a kiss.
44:59Here we go.
45:00Romantic music.
45:01Lips puckering.
45:02Welcome to Snogville, population two.
45:05The way I'm going about my journey is I'm going to keep it.
45:10I'm going to long it out.
45:11You what?
45:12We're leaving Snogville on the first whack and going west?
45:15And be a gentleman and try my gentleman strategy instead of trying my little fuckboy strategy.
45:21It's good that you say that because actually fine on kissing the first date.
45:24Oh wow, really?
45:25Yeah.
45:26There you go.
45:27See?
45:28Great minds think alike.
45:29Exactly.
45:30Well, for today, we'll call this as a day.
45:32Yeah.
45:33It was a lovely day.
45:34The agents will be proud because I wasn't too flirty, I don't think.
45:39I didn't kiss her.
45:41So I feel like it's a good step in the right direction.
45:43Appreciate it.
45:44Bye.
45:45Well, I'll see you in a bit.
45:46I'll see you later.
45:47Bye.
45:48I do have a gentleman's side about me and I feel like it's time to sort of show that
45:50when it comes to dating.
45:51Well, I'm very impressed, big guy.
45:53You're obviously taking the process seriously.
45:55This could be the start of a brand new-
45:57I'm going to go find a little Spanish shorty.
45:59Oh, okay.
46:00I'm going to have a great time.
46:01Spoke too soon.
46:02Hola.
46:03My brother's name is Luis.
46:05Look out, senoritas.
46:06El hombre is muy loco.
46:08Tomorrow night!
46:09We don't look like smuggling peanuts.
46:12Things get flirty.
46:14Wow.
46:15The fire is going.
46:17And a little bit dirty.
46:19What are you looking for?
46:20Massive.
46:21No, I'm joking.
46:22As our celebs!
46:23Louis Russell is going to go do what Louis Russell does best.
46:25Go!
46:26I'll grab you for a chat.
46:27Dating!
46:28I'll fucking ground you when you get in.
46:57I'll grab you.
46:58What's that?
46:59Go!
47:00Go!
47:01Go!
47:02Go!
47:03Go!
47:04Go!
47:05We're going to go.
47:06Go!
47:07Go!
47:08Go!
47:09Go!
47:10Go!
47:11Go!
47:12Go!
47:13Go!
47:14Go!
47:15Go!
47:16And go!
47:18Go!
47:19Go!
47:20Go!
47:21Go!
47:22Go!
47:23Go!
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